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 â„–93051[Quote]

>Man I am really jealous of astronauts I really want to go to space too…
<Heh… Dont you know, Le space is actually le empty and le boring?
>I wish i could live on the moon…
<Heh… Dont you know, le moon has le micro-meteors and cosmic rays and no atmosphere and sheit, you could die in any moment. You would be homesick after the few first weeks and go insane or something. I for one would like to stay in the comfort of our big blue beautiful planet and drink soylent all day while consuming bone chilling slow burn 4k kino movies all day while not contributing to mankind being famous and cool is le bad actually because of le responsibilities or something.
>Man I appreciate the concern but its been always been my dream to sail the cosmos.
<ermn… Dont you know you are less than a sand of grain in teh grand scheme of the universe your dreams mean nnothing o algo.
>…Kill yourself.

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Space is fake and gay

 â„–93058[Quote]

>>93052
tsmt just one big retarded distraction

 â„–93061[Quote]

they're studying pre-cambrian ancestor microbes deep in the kermadec trench space is a lie they want you to avert your eyes because the sea people are real and they are trying to assimilate with moloch

 â„–93085[Quote]

>>93061
Marged schizorald



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