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how to gain courage to ropemaxx or postalmaxx

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>>92210 (OP)
you glow but livestream it it you do

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>>92210 (OP)
If you don't have the "courage" then it seems to me like your life isn't bad enough that it makes any sense to do such silly things.
What makes you think it's a good idea?

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>how to gain courage to ropemaxx or postalmaxx
It glows… but seriously don't do that it's retarded

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>>92215
I don't really want to target civilians because that's gay - I'd want to try and go out killing some nigger pedophile jew or his golems

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>>92214
I'm brutally sub5, autistic, have a really bad relationship with my family and my life is gonna get much worse in like 2 years I predict

I think ropemaxxing is kinda lame but trying to take down some dirty faggot jew pedophile seems like a better way to go, not wasteful

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>>92240
post selfie I need to fact check dis

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its the jews that ruin your life and make it feel meaningless but you always can regain control of your life
if you do then you will be happy and wont want to kill yourself

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>>92242
I look kinda like DSP facially

now count in the fact that I am 5'7 (in a European country), retarded, built like a gorilla and also have psoriasis

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>>92253
yeah its over

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>>92254
it's just getting STARTED, dsp is aryan

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>>92210 (OP)
niggas will be like
>im a fat manlet
nigga, go to the gym for the love of cobson.

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>>92269
I hate working out tho

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>>92270
lower your reps and increase the weight

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>>92270 not me
>>92269 gymnaxxing doesn't do shit lol, even if I have a wide chest, it will literally not do anything - I am not obese, I do not have any health problems

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>>92274
doesnt do shit if you dont put in any effort. the point is to be stronger.

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>>92253
Being a manlet in Europe is probably worse than being a foid in Afghanistan. If I was in your shoes I would've done it by now. Just do whatever you can to get that sweet Wikipedia page, get inventive

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>>92283
Janjans this is satire akin to the King of Comedy o algo

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>>92283
retard is encouraging a weak manlet who doesnt go to the gym to chimp out. guaranteed fail.

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>>92285
>weak manlet
This is irrelevant since he isn't going to do a mass punching

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>>92287
you need to be strong to do anything with proficiency. my advice is step 1 to anything in life but i digress

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>>92289
The deadliest mass shooting in the United States was done by some dirty old man firing a sniper rifle out of a hotel into a crowd of people. Strength only matters if you're an idealogue or a guerilla who is doing something like this to make a message. Still OP if you're seeing this you should try to geomax to the Philippines o algo or just get out of Europe, getting brutally heigthmogged like that every day is bad for the soul.

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>>92291
>even&doe the Las Vegas shooting was actually perpetuated by several heavily armed people and the official story is a coverup

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>>92291
>actually believes them award

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>>92292
>>92294
I really don't know enough about the Las Vegas shooting to speak on whether it's a conspiracy. From what I've seen it's certain that the OKC bombing was and if anyone has any information on what they believe the truth of the Las Vegas shooting to be I'll gladly here it. Regardless my point still stands in cases such as the Vtech and Polytechnic shootings and several others where some loser picks up a weapon and manages to kill more than 10 people.

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>>92296
increasingly rare these days. most recently the Canadian shooter really failed hard

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>>92291
The deadliest mass shooting in the United States was done by some dirty old man firing a sniper rifle out of a hotel into a crowd of people the CIA

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>>92298
nah he was just firing 4 LMGs with all 4 limbs at the same time geg

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>>92297
Most of these people, maybe OP for instance, really just want to kill themselves and lack any initiative to go through with such a thing. Going postal for them is a fucked up cry for help, so when they go and try to kill people they realize they're not cut out. This is the case with every TCC larper, almost always ending up with less than 3 people killed. True believers who kill for ideology like Tarrant and Brevik usually manage to kill a lot more people because they have a concrete goal other than just dying.

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>>92298
It's my first week at Langley you faggot, I have to do this before I get to torture ragheads so can one of you pretty please just kill someone already

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>>92278
>IMPROOOOOOVE
Γ–

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>>92291
I sometimes get heightmogged by ricecel tourists, whenever a walk past a foid who is taller than me, my immediate instinct is to think that it's a troon - I literally got told the "oooh bro but taller people die younger brooo" when I said that I wouldn't even think twice if I were to swap my height with a taller classmate back in HS

the insane cope the human mind has to go to just so it doesn't go into nuclear meltdown mode is honestly mindblowing

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>>92302
cope level: i dont wana go to gym saar am so weak

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>>92304
I get home from work at 8 in the evening and get yelled at by my mom - kiss my ass 'am so weak'

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>>92305
>i do the bare minimum at the grocery store
come on nigga, that all you got?

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>>92306
how tall are you faggot

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>>92307
im praying to hashem, christ and vishnu to reach 6'3 one day but right now 6'2

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>>92308
lying or not, you're still an obvious subhuman good-lifer who gets enough positive reinforcement to be delusional enough to think that gymrotting saves all, and is just here to shit on the truecels

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>>92308
What difference would working out make to a manlet?

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>>92309
Ive seen it save someone close to me but i havent seen them in a year. Point stands. Even if i was 5'6 i would still lift. Probably more than now
>>92310
Bare minimum to be considered human imo

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>>92311
If you were 5'6 you would kill yourself

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>>92311
if you were 5'6" you'd be dead by now, and if you were to lift you'd just see how pointless it is

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>>92312
rare sentient person with a soul

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>>92312
i got married and kids mogged today by a dude who was probably no taller than 5'9 at the park today. BUT, he was a gymcell for sure.
>>92313
ive seen people do it i know it can be done
>>92314
nigga please

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>>92315
The 3 inch difference between 5'6 and 5'9 is a pretty big gap, in the united states it's the difference between being a dalit subhuman and being almost considered a person
>>92314
I'm 5'11 so technically not a manlet but I feel more pity for manlets then anyone else in this world and have always been insecure about my height. Being a manlet is such a hinderance that seems to block you from all pleasure unless you have a chad face (Only applicable to certain heights since chad face wouldn't change being 4'11). Move to Peru o algo so you can atleast have the advantage of being white.

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>>92315
no gym for your skin condition

my boss is short and bald - pure betabuxx - and he has kids also; so what? he just cursed his son to be just as subhuman as him in the future - it's the cycle of subhumanity repeating lol
just like how I got psoriasis due to my dad's gene

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>>92317
theres no way your skin condition is so bad some steroid cream and moisturiser combo cant fix it.
>>92316
wear height boosting shoes with lifts atp, its 3 inches to humanity

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>>92316
you're an honorary manlet (if that means anything to you lol)

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>>92318
it's literally gotten to the point where I have to scrape the scales out of my eyelashes, eyebrows, chin and midface every morning

psoriasis is psychosomatic

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>>92320
you know, not counting that it's present on nearly all parts of my body

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>>92320
have you tried an elimination diet for it?

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>>92318
Already on height boosters which give me 1 inch, I live in muttland and 6'ft is sufficient for me, 3 inch boosters would make me look clownish
>>92319
Gettysburg is Aryan, I still think it's possible for you to escape this as long as you aren't in Europe, that just seems like constant mogging, maybe if you move to somewhere dysgenic in the south where you can find some nice girl or try to get rich and have a child with a surrogate so they can be genetically viable, like what Alysia Liu's dad did

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>>92322
diet barely helped, but when I was around 12 to 13, it started getting better due to me not being stressed and fucked in the head all the time - this state of mind is absolutely impossible to get into now
>>92323
I often thought about moving to like Mississippi or some other former slave state; I'd physiquemog all the bloated boomers and maybe come off as interesting due to my direct European origin (I really don't have an accent when speaking English [ESL by el waye], so I think I'd be able to assimilate quite well)

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>>92324
i mean like just eat one type of food for one week and see if it gets better then gradually add more foods until you get the same severity again

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>>92324
this EPIed me

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just deal with your problems bro we all have them we don't need another stupid manifesto

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>>92331
new theory drop, the "just deal with it theory"

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>>92296
It's pretty obvious it was, this guy has a great series on it

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>>92239
It's not smart to attack the subhuman symptoms you should go for the (((root cause)))

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glownigger hoard itt grooming op

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>>92358
<unoregano content kys janny!!!

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>>92210 (OP)
if youre going to have to choose between ropemaxxing or shooting up a place just ropemaxx, its better than tainting your entire family bloodline and last name for the rest of time by killing 2 people and then getting shot by police and then getting 14 year old tcc spics to edit you on tiktok

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>>92369
why should I not taint my family name?
they hate me

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>>92320
Try deworming, skin problems can be caused by parasites

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>>92385
Why would worms cause all that?

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>>92318
holy no empathy award, you would probably kill yourself if you suddenly had to deal with severe eczema or psoriasis

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>>92404
they don't, this whole notion that everyone supposedly has parasites is just a marketing scam used to push bs health products

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>>92405
>holy no empathy award

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>>92415
>>holy no empathy award
<unoregano

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>>92404
They're eating up your nutrients and give back toxins, it's generally bad for your health as well as skin. Ivermectin helps against skin parasites too btw if you have any, some of them are too small to notice.
>>92408
DewormGODs don't push any snake oil raisin, there are exact chemical substances (like ivermectin) which are proven to work for both animals and humans.

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glowie ITT DNI
go back to 4cuck

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>>92461
>also
>postalmax
thats retarded, why kill civilians? Even shooting up a synogouge or a BLM rally is retarded because it will have no larger meaning at the end of the day except for pushing forth stricter gun control laws
of course im not gonna tell you "thats why you should try to kill CEO's and the ones in power) because that would glow and get me 'nished but i think you can figure out what you need to do from this point onwards

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>>92462
I am not a glowie, literally - I'm not telling you niggas "you should go shoot people, goyim" - I'm asking how to build up the courage to go through with it

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there is no robot doe

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>there is no robot doe
no

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yes there is you nigger

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