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Yeah you heard me right. I want to live forever. I fucking hate being a mortal. And I don't want that "technically immortal" type of immortality where you just have infinite youth but can die to a bullet. I am talking GODLY immortality the type to survive a supernova without a scratch. Become God emperor of the human race anyone who dares defy me gets their wimpy heads knocked CLEAN off. I want to be able to lift mountains like they are PEBBLES. I want to LIVE FOREVER.

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>>93329 (OP)
Thats cool, keep me updated on your progress

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good luck man

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>>93329 (OP)
eventually when everything comes to an end in trillions of years, you're just gonna be infinitely floating in a cold dark abyss
Mentally how your perception of time would be, your time spent on earth and with humanity alive is very tiny blink compared to the never ending infinite float in the void

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>>93347
Bitch i have quite literally MILLIONS TO BILLIONS TO TRILLIONS of years to prepare for ANY apocalypse. I WILL be fine. And if everything goes wrong then so be it

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>>93361
it isnt just an apocalypse, the universe is finite and will die out from the big freeze or something, and what if u get sucked into a blackhole

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>>93361
What will you do to prepare?

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Well I dont know thats what I will be paying generations over generations of nerd scientists to figure out

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>>93362
Then i become the first person to see what's inside a blackhole and live to tell the tale

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Any problem I can face with unlimited time and resources (assuming i take over the world)

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Governments will FLOCK to my aid. What kind of dumbass leader wouldnt want a walking talking superweapon. Sell myself to the highest bidder slowly accumulate political power hell maybe even pay some chinese bot networks to spread rumors that I am some sort of GOD so a religion forms surrounding me then shit gets real serious

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>>93365
Wouldn’t the gravity trap you there though?

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>>93368
I will just wait for it evaporate from Hawking radiation I am sure this wont be my first "get stuck somewhere for a boring amount of years" incident what's 100 billion years to an immortal

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>>93371
What would you do to pass the time, like count sheep or something?

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>>93372
scroll galatic sharty and troll xenates on planet brap

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galactic*

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>>93375
>>93376
Fair, sounds like a time

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why dont you just go to sleep when the big brap happens and then wake up when the universe gets rebuilt?

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>>93329 (OP)
I dont want to be so even when Im scared of dead

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I know I'm insane but given immortality I could literally do almost anything. So I completely agree with you. IMMORTALITY IS AWESOME!

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>>93400
What would you do first?

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>>93400
its possible in reality, in reality you cannot be immortal obviously but theres thing called lucid dreaming. You control your dreams and you can literally do anything inside it

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>>93425
I already do that and all it does is make me sad because it is not real.
>>93424
I would live a "normal" life until everyone I care about is dead. After that I would do whatever I want but I'd probably take a liking to other mortals and continue the cycle. Just sprinkle in some ever growing wisdom, skills and such. Maybe I would become a very wise teacher after a few hundred years.

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>>93448
Typing all that made me realize that maybe I just want to be a father…



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