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>being a kissless hugless handholdless touchless conversationless eyecontactless virgin

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I am -ACKshually not handholdless which would mean I am not touchless either, but if a foid touched me slightly or actually talked to me, it would probably send me into a state of shock . Soooo, am I still an 'igachad?

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>>93507
typical fakecel…

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>>93509
>typical fakecel
I know…

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>>93507
bro a handshake doesn't count

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>>93515
No, I actually held hands with a wompa that wasn't a part of my family and was as old as me, when I was younger… once… and I was like 9 years old, but I did!, I don't have any proof but you have to trvst mi.

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I remember on this middle school field trip to a water park this girl hugged me. We were both wet and in our bathing suits. It felt like something out of a TV show man. I wish I didn't scorn her cause I'm pretty sure she had a crush on me. I've had opportunities I've squandered and I will forever hate myself for it.

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>>93517
Doesn't count so you are fine

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One time in elementary school, I was about to go down the slide and the girl behind me said she wanted to kiss me
I jumped off the side of the slide instead of just going down normally to get away faster because I was so scared

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>>93520
I am glad I can keep my truecel status
>>93567
aryan behaviour



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