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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–81635[Reply]

What are (((your))) experiences with different substances, what would (((you))) recommend and what would (((you))) advise against?
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>>81693
Also one day or another you will grow more retarded or more powerful than the effect of ze drugz und you vvill likely take more of it.
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Or so (((they))) say. I think there are enough peer-reviewd studies to make a point about it.

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should i do mushrooms? its easy to access and I wanna drip balls

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>>81701
yes
esfrsefsawdawdaw

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>>81701
every shroom experience for me has been amazing, just start on the low-mid range so you dont ego death yourself into faggotry

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>>81701
How der fuck do you acquire hallys and shroom and stuff

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>>81744
EVRQPA (just drive to the netherlands bro)



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 β„–81737[Reply]

I know a fat retarded autistic failed-roastie that never had a serious job, and was blessed with EVERYTHING!
>she had tard walkers in school
>she flunked every single year of school
>they still let her pass every grade
>she dropped out when they were gonna make her repeat year 11
>then she got on benefits
>then she got daily tard walkers
>she got a boyfriend and lost benefits
>passed some unimpressive community collage shit
>husband loses job
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kys ableist

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>>81738
why are you defending a lazy fat foid retard?

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>>81737 (OP)
Its a conspiracy

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>>81739
because im a lazy autist too. not fat doe

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>>81737 (OP)
Just disability max bro

 β„–81743

comparing yourself to the lowest of the low will get you nowhere, OP



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 β„–81728[Reply]

What would you with your life if you had 10 million dollars

 β„–81729

Give it to AIPAC

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feed kids in africa

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i would fund death squads to kill the homeless

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>>81728 (OP)
Hire a butler

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>>81728 (OP)
hardmax from subhuman to MTN
hire a financial advisor and just live off of the profits
buy a 3 bedroom house
buy a renault alpine a310
get a part time retail job to not be bored all the time and try to actively participate in my community



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 β„–81588Images Only[Reply]

Since literally middle school (im in college rn btw), I have seen more and more instances of girls who are either fixated or straight up obsessed with gay people or gay sex. It genuinely irritates me to no end. When i was in 6th grade, there was a girl that I could only describe as a protopoon who was possibly the most annoying female-adjacent creature walking the earth. All she talked about was fucking tranime, and how she loved the idea of her favorite male characters being Homos. I had no idea about my self identity so lowk she was almost like a friend to me because I was a sperg loner until like 8th grade, but she literally referred to us once as looking like fuckbuddies, IN MIDDLESCHOOL, and that was about all I remember of that because my poon sensor kicked in and made me steer clear. Every other girl who liked anime from middle school all through highschool had a similar thing, exept not so retarded and abbrasive. If they weren't talking to other faggot-loving femcel autists about how obsessed they were about their gay fanfic crushes and how wet it made them, they were fantasizing about poons and gaylords in every other form of media. Its as if every girl who manages to dodge healthy male interaction from ages 12 to 18 instantly becomes obsessed with watching two twinks eat shit out of each other. Obviously some girls were more annoying with this shit than others, and I generally get along with and can hold conversations amicably with gays and lesbians and trans ppl, pretty much everyphono, but god damn when they can't shut themselves up about it i get like retard cortisol spikes.

So basically, towards the end of highschool, I met who is currently my GF, we've been going for 4 yrs now, and I love everything about her, mostly that I feel like I have a chud sadness support system, but one of her interests centers around gay literature and media, like its as if every 2nd book she picks up has some gay couple at the forefront of the plot somehow, and she admitted to me a few yrs ago that she occasionally reads BL shit and has a vested interest in general faggotry. Every time she goes on some SNCAfest abt how awesome the gays are in this newest issue of the book she's reading, it makes me cringe, but I love her and I look over it because I know I value what we have over what I find cringeworthy, but I even have FAMILY (my older sister) who's into shit like this, my older sister spent like half of her teenage life dressing her self up like she Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Women who are obsessed with gays are like men obsessed with lesbians. They're just such mega gooners that their whole life starts revolvign around it and, eventually, they transition. The best way to fix this is by kidnapping protopooners and raping them. It's not really rape though because after 5 seconds they like it o algo

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>>81588 (OP)
>All she talked about was fucking tranime, and how she loved the idea of her favorite male characters being Homos.
>Women are Gayer than Homos
this. women are gay, alot of them are into pegging and mens asses for some reason

this sounds like mostly a brapilian problem however

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>>>81588 (You) (OP)
>>All she talked about was fucking tranime, and how she loved the idea of her favorite male characters being Homos.
>>Women are Gayer than Homos
>this. women are gay, alot of them are into pegging and mens asses for some reason
>
>this sounds like mostly a brapilian problem however

lowk yeah bro fuck whatever they got going on over there. The pegging shit is brim and these women need to stop pretending not to like women. If ur pegging a dude in the ass as a woman, i think both parties gotta do some evaluating and changing

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>tfw no fujoshi gf



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 β„–81705[Reply]

I have a girlfriend and she looks like Soytan!

 β„–81706

Thats wholesome
Good for you

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>>81705 (OP)
i have a girlfriend and shes a larper but i dont care becauses shes cute

 β„–81732

I don't have a girlfriend but I've been pretty happy lately

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>>81705 (OP)
>>81706
Samefag

>>81711
Go back to TikTok fatass



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 β„–81716[Reply]

Starting college in September about 10% of the student body are nigs. I'm excited to spread by BWC tho

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>>81716 (OP)
you're gonna become kuz and get nigger aids

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>>81717
I'ma wrap up before I smash gorilla cheeks

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>>81716 (OP)
you have a bad mindset

 β„–81727

proud of you



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 β„–79604[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

as the title says, what attracts you in a significant other? it can be physical attraction, hobbies, behaviours, anything you'd like
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>niggers dying

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>>81704
>spacing out your replies le bad because reddit
no words soiloompas
>i am autistic and
could it possibly be the autism that lowered your "chances" at a relationship rather than women just being rude out of nowhere
>And autism is an inherently aryan trait.
conflict of interest
>even though gigachad says this and youre obsessed with forcing troonslop
gigachad is actually a inclusive and loving liberal man who loves his favorite fandoms such as homestuck and ongezellig
>even though asking out the huzz is dangerous and unsuccessful most of the time.
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>>81714
>>i am autistic and
>could it possibly be the autism that lowered your "chances" at a relationship rather than women just being rude out of nowhere
yes and theyre bitches anyhow
>>And autism is an inherently aryan trait.
>conflict of interest
meds, that makes no sense
>>even though gigachad says this and youre obsessed with forcing troonslop
>gigachad is actually a inclusive and loving liberal man who loves his favorite fandoms such as homestuck and ongezellig
i cant argue with this
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>>81715
>yes and theyre bitches anyhow
i mean i guess. you didnt really give any context as to how you approached the women who rejected you so im honestly just assuming you cold approached women.
<
women arent really that bad, its just that in the modern world both genders try to avoid each other. i doubt it was because the women were jaded but because we are all unsocial.

>lienuke. Every neurotypicuck thinks they know what its like. Just admit you don't know what you're actually talking about.

how bro? for most of my life i was mocked for who i was and i was even spat on and hazed by people who i thought were my friends. i was even almost killed over some game where they choked out people until they were unconscious. i was always the butt of the joke until i moved away and became my own man.
<
dont judge books by their cover. im not trying to say that neurodivergency isn't as bad as my snca but like… we all have suffering whether you have aspies or not. even one of the people who tried starting fights with me ended up mentally retarded because he fell off a cliff. i really do mean that everyone has suffering in this life.

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>>81721
>you didnt really give any context as to how you approached the women
i didnt approach women meds
>how bro? for most of my life i was mocked for who i was and i was even spat on and hazed by people who i thought were my friends. i was even almost killed over some game where they choked out people until they were unconscious. i was always the butt of the joke until i moved away and became my own man.
90+% of people didn't experience anything like this but they still choose to say that getting made fun of once in 7th grade was the same as this. Hence why I tell neurotypicucks that they have no idea.

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>>81725
>i didnt approach women meds
wait so what experience do you have with women that "blackpilled" you?

>90+% of people didn't experience anything like this

i mean i guess yeah bullying is not that common, but like it still happens. ive seen people who have had it worse than me. at least i was still invited to parties and had people willing to talk to me while others had nobody in life.



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 β„–81607[Reply]

>
I have never ever used a single imageboard before in my life, I have been browsing the sharty for 4 months now or something, it feels familiar and know to me, most contact I ever had was browse /pol/ on 4chan like 3 times or something before using the sharty
implications?

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>>81607 (OP)
I'm in a similar boat it means you are aryan or something along those lines

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>>>81607 (OP)
>I'm in a similar boat it means you are aryan or something along those lines

OP you 'tard you replied to yourself

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>>I'm in a similar boat it means you are aryan or something along those lines
>
>OP you 'tard you replied to yourself

???
bro that dude is not OP I am

 β„–81633

>>>I'm in a similar boat it means you are aryan or something along those lines
>>
>>OP you 'tard you replied to yourself
>
>???
>bro that dude is not OP I am

Poopbutt

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>>81607 (OP)
shit nobody cares abt

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>>81607 (OP)
using the quote button to reppey



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 β„–81321[Reply]

How many of you are just larping in here?
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I've been lurking the website for 6 months now, but i'm more open to posting and replying now

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>>81321 (OP)
mi

 β„–81713

im a heckin fat ahh chud! lol!!!
anybody else lowkey a big fat chud!! haha!!!!
(means chopped bruhs by the way) /srs

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>>81321 (OP)
>>81323
who would want to larp as a loser? besides, this is a advice board, not a incel board.

>>81345
>>81354
>self improvement le bad
>proceeds to browse /r9k/
shameless

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>>81713
larping as chinktok ' cord is real

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>>81720
larping someone means dickriding or pretending to be xhem



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 β„–81639[Reply]

nusois what am i supposed to do if i just randomly wake up at night to me jerking off? im not even a gooner i dont jack off except like subconsciously

 β„–81683

Were you sleeping naked? Seems like an obvious fix if you were.

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My hardcore gooner days are gone.
But sometimes this happens.
Just hope you do not need to go to the bathroom/sock or whatever the trannies have their methods.
<
It's nature. Sometimes goon.

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>>81683
i wear sweatpants, underwear, and a undershirt when sleeping

>>81692
i guess evendoe it just feels wrong. its like muscle memory kicks in right before i fall asleep



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 β„–81457[Reply]

>ask out a girl i dont know
>get called a pervert (OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST WANT TO FUCK ANY RANDOM WOMAN)
>ask out a girl i know
>get called a pervert (OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST THINK ABOUT SEX ALL DAY YOU CANT BE FRIENDS WITH THEM)
>ask to be set up with someone
>get called a pervert (OH MY GAWD MOIDS WANT TO FUCK ALL MY PRECIOUS FRIENDS)
just blow my shit clean off
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Better off alone. These foids are crazy.
You cannot do anything without being charged of sexual assault these days.
>Buht.. on the hecking 80s you went to the disco and every girl will go out with you!!!

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>>81522
how old are you unc

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OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST WANT TO FUCK ANY RANDOM WOMAN
OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST THINK ABOUT SEX ALL DAY YOU CANT BE FRIENDS WITH THEM
OH MY GAWD MOIDS WANT TO FUCK ALL MY PRECIOUS FRIENDS
Dude… Don't you know that goth chicks are mentally unstable? Stop going after them dood
YOU LIKE RETARDS YOU EVIL PEDOPHILE
Buht.. on the hecking 80s you went to the disco and every girl will go out with you!!!

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Geg, i've had 2 girlfriends (i'm still with thr second) , and they were the ones to ask me out first, both SISA goth foids , geg

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>>81632
and then keanu reeves called you breathtaking

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>>81632
updooted



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 β„–81243[Reply]

My whole life has been wasted on mindless entertainment and addictions that were forced upon me since I was a child.
I've tried to fight these things partially over the last couple of years but all my attempts ended in failure. I couldn't stick to new routines and I kept giving up or getting distracted. But I think this time I have a chance. If things don't change now, I see my future to be grim.
These are the rules I will follow:
>I cannot provide entertainment for myself from my phone or computer unless it's reading a book or studying.
>I have to follow a healthy diet, no sweets, fast food, things like that.
>Everyday I must do at least 30 minutes of exercise, 30 minutes of meditation, 2 hours of studying or reading books, 30 minutes outdoors.
>I can only listen to music while working out
>No gooning, obviously
>Everyday, go to sleep before 11pm
I will be allowing myself to view this post once a day to write an update, I'd be thankful for any tips or ideas.
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Day 3:
Forgot about the outdoors rule, only went outside briefly.
Studied for 6 hours, didnt read any books.
I tried writing today for an hour. I just wrote whatever thoughts came into my head, it was interesting.
Did a workout.
I'm going to medidate for 5 minutes today because I have to go to sleep and I read it's better to start at shorter times, then progress to longer.

I'm able to understand and remember the things I read better, in fact reading has become entertaining for me and doesn't feel like a chore. I no longer have any desire to browse social media or stuff like that, though I see myself in my dreams scrolling on tiktok or posting on this website.

 β„–81513

how can you study for so long?

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Day 4:
Studied for 5 hours, then did 2 hours of reading and 1 hour of writing
I went on a 30 minute walk.
I was going to work out my legs today but I couldn't figure out how to do any exercises and just gave up because I didn't have time. I'm gonna try to learn the exercises or change them tomorrow.
I'm going to meditate for 10 minutes.

>>81513
I study only what I'm actually interested in. Usually, at 8am I wake up, at 10am I study for 2 hours. I eat dinner, go outside or something, then at 2pm I study again for 2-3 hours. It's a lot easier on a dopamine detox because there's not a lot of other things you could do.

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>>81243 (OP)
Interesting, i might do something similar

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Day 5:
3 hours of studying, 4 hours of reading.
Went on a walk.
I worked out today but I pushed myself too much during the last exercise and ended up getting a headache
I won't be meditating because of the headache

Hopefully I'm gonna feel better tomorrow.

 β„–81699

what are you studying lil bro?



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 β„–81520[Reply]

Hello sharty. After almost 2 years on bald man with glasses website I'm ready to blogpost.
Yes, I am searching advice from internet strangers on the bald man with glasses website.
< tranx folk space
(TLDR at the end if you do not want to read my snca life stuff).
< troon space
I do not know what to do. I always grew up with everybaldi saying "just follow your dreams", the fact is I do not know what to obsess over my entire life.
< reddit
So since I grew up with this and I always gamed like everyphono I enrolled into IT in high-school (WORST CHOICE OF MY LIFE EVER BTW).
I also had the "fortune" to have the periods of training inside a company when 'der covid was around, learned a lot of Java (snca now everybaldi is with C# and others).
< reddit
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>>81678
Can't argue on that.

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>>81678
otherwise you'd have to hire an accountant like your dad (cringe)
if you diy you get to keep that money instead

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>>81677
Without datamining too much I clean up CAD models for products and make pretty pictures or videos for advertising and industry conventions

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>>81681
Read a lot about CADchads on pleddit.
Interesting.

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Anyway I am going to eat dinner, if any reppeys show up I will return in a while

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>>81674
education is a scam but only if you were a lost case from the beginning or if its too expensive in your third world country



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 β„–81568[Reply]

I've seen a few self improvement threads around here this week that inspired me to make my own. I've been addicted to gooning since I was 13 and spend all day doomscrolling Plebbit and Instagram getting engagement farmed by 80 IQ Indians and literal bots. My rules are
-No gooning
-No social media
-Read once a day
-Study an hour or more per day
-Meditate morning and night
I have other goals I want to try and get done in these 21 days but these are the main ones.
I will post my progress at the end of each day in this thread. Anyone that wants to give tips or improve themselves is free to use this thread as well.

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>80 IQ Indians
unironic racism in the humongous '26
>-No gooning
kek nusois are pathetic gooners JSID

 β„–81617

good luck 'teen

 β„–81623

Day 1:
I studied for nearly the entire day because my math test is tomorrow
No urge to goon today
Tried going on Youtube 4 times, thankfully I had it blocked and managed to restrain myself
Read for 30 minutes
Meditated for 10 minutes in the morning and 10 in the night
<
So far I've been able to get some good momentum, hopefully this can last for the rest of the week
>>81617
Thanks man

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>>81623
wtf why did my ID change I haven't switched IPs

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>>81624
Maybe your Internet Service Provider has not reserved you one IP (like basically everybaldi does nowadays).
< useful space
One thing I can say to help you is making you work on something, even just learning a language's basic stuff should keep the urge off as long as you are interested in the subject.
<
Just learn something you like in the free time so it is more "entertaining" than gooning.

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>>81568 (OP)
Also I do not personally know if meditating does something.
One thing that I know doe is that being alone with your thoughts can be dangerous (and most of the time turn you into a tranx folk - almost happened to mi!).



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