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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–83230[Reply]

no means yes
yes means anal

 β„–83235

no means oral



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 β„–83132[Reply]

has anyone tried finasteride? I can't do minoxidil because I have a cat? I'm currently like Norwood 2 at 18 geg
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 β„–83144

i'd just skip straight to dutasteride bro, I started taking it when my baby hairs disappeared because I was scared as fuck and at Norwood 2 why even try with the lesser version of dutasteride? its good for the skin too, mostly everything bad you've heard about is fear mongering. I'd just make sure you check that your growth plates are indeed closed at 18 and that you don't have a late puberty ahead of you.

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>>83132 (OP)
i was at norwood 2 at 16 but minoxidil worked

 β„–83153

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nw2 is fine unless you're thinning. monitor and if u see crown/diffuse thinning get on fin or dut.

 β„–83154

Why not just save up for a hair transplant? Maybe im wrong but that seems like the best option

 β„–83232

try oral minoxidil don't use fin it fucks up your hormones and feminizes you

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I also have had norwood 2 since 17. Pretty sure you just have shit genetics, luckily for me I'm attractive facially so i don't really have to worry about my hair.



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 β„–82062[Reply]

The title is self-explanatory. I wouldn't say that my problems with pornography are excessive, however it's something that I still don't feel proud about and want to change about myself.
I remember reading once about "Accountability partners", basically someone who would incentivize and also help you commit to a certain objective (by checking if you are sticking to said objective). I don't really have someone like that for me in real life since my social circle is quite small and this is an embarrassing topic to share with another person, so I hope that this thread can act as my accountability partner.
I will be updating this thread every night sharing whether or not I jerked off and also tracking my progress in days.
The last time I jerked off was on the 21st of july, this means that I haven't masturbated for 2 days
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>>82965
bro that just makes it better πŸ₯€

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Idk if this is relatable but dude, there are some days where i whack off and it literally ruins my entire day, like i have a lead ball of anxiety stuck in me, and it affects every interaction i have within the day. Jerkin off has almost stopped feeling good completely, and its almost like i do it as a force of habit. I immediately get intense feelings of acking afterwards.

 β„–82982

I try to do shit to get my mind off it, but i can like almost feel my brain rotting and my eyes blinding. Maybe imagining myself as an indian guy when i'm JOing might actually help

 β„–83079

>Day 17
Another day yeah

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>Day 18
Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 seconds.

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>Day 19
I'm still going



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 β„–83168[Reply]

since from what i hear it's adults only on this site now, any chuddies want to share a (fun) experience of theirs during sex?

the reason for the thread is both laughs and reassurment for those amongst us who havent yet done anything, and are stressed about it. lord knows it could have helped knowing how silly and stupid it can be when i had my first time. there is so much negativity on the internet in general about this topic so let's keep it positive!

i'll start: during my first time i was stressed out as hell since neither of us had done anything before, and i had trouble getting hard. it was a rough situation for me and my self esteem, and she saw that and she js decided to say something along the lines of the jews projecting a goybeam straight into my neurons to reactivate my primal foid-hating chud instincts or some shit like that. i laughed my ass off and while i still couldnt get hard, i ate her out for a full hour and thats the most fun i've ever had
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>being a sperg autist 2/10 neet loser

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>>83168 (OP)
its an incel bord dude

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My body count is like 3 and each time it has been an underwhelming experience, sex is just a worse version of jerking off, and your hand doesnt ask you to stay longer so you can give "muh hecking aftercare"
<poop and niggers dying
if you chuds are wondering the only reason I even got laid was because I met them on dating apps

 β„–83227

.test doe

 β„–83229

Stop deleting my reps seething truecel jannies

 β„–83231

>>83226
>met them on dating apps
chads use the sharty theory



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 β„–82735[Reply]

People who have a beard or any facial hair shouldn't be taken seriously. You're wearing pubic hair on your face and it looks like shit. probably >50% of the people who grow a beard do it because they're simply too lazy to grab a razor a few times a week. The other groups not accounted for in the lazy retard category (although there's probably quite a bit of overlap) are as follows:
>hipsters
>faggots trying to dig up styles that died out 100 years ago (and should remain dead)
>young males and boomers (predominantly) who think it makes them more of a man to not practice basic hygiene
>fatties trying to hide their extra chins
>Mohammeds and Ahmeds
The only person that has had decent facial hair in the past 100 years is Hitler, and even that's debatable. If you have a beard you are a contributing member to present cultural and aesthetic decadence.
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>>82735 (OP)
I grow a beard AND leave my pubic hair, women are into it, this is natural you seething retard, strong men have strong hair growth and you're literally just coping and crying if you think otherwise.

obsessively shaving off a natural beard that grows back every 3-4 days instead of styling it is just giga autism.

 β„–82916

OP is a seething ricecel

 β„–82917

>>82895
I agree with the facial hair, but are foids really into pubes? I thought porn already indoctrinated everyone that clean shaven genitals are more aesthetic

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>>82895
Holy cope, beards look hideous no matter how much you "style it"

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>>82895
this never happend

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Op id be amazed if you aren't gay or at least bisexual, clean shaven and and 5 o clock shadow is my preference to have but to be so weirdly obsessed with having NONE is jartycuck activity doe, facial hair gives a man a bit of grit and musk, you must be a homo

>People who have a beard or any facial hair shouldn't be taken seriously



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 β„–83055[Reply]

Something I've observed with women is that there are basically 3 categories of ways they are attracted to men, which I will list. The line between the points two and three is blurry with a lot of overlap, but they are distinct things.

One: Attraction to Wealth and Stability
If a man has money, a nice job, and a house, he will get girls more easily. This isn't exactly regular emotional attraction like the other categories, but more a logical calculation on the part of the female. She will choose a man in part based on his material situation. Thoughever it's not just his money but his personality also plays a role here too. If a guy seems level-headed, calm, non-dangerous, then he makes for a better potential long-term partner.

Notice how I say long-term, that's important. This category mostly only matters for her consideration of marrying a man and is not something she'd care about as much for a short-term relationship or hookup, again because it's not something based on emotion. With that said there is a SMALL emotional/primal aspect to this form of attraction. If a rich guy buys some girl cool stuff or takes her on rides in his expensive car or yacht or whatever, it CAN create a sort of association between fun things and the man in her head, boosting her attraction to him. It can also make a man appear more high-status which also boosts his rating. Sacrificing his own wealth on her behalf can also be seen as a gesture of him caring about her or whatever which can also help.
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 β„–83152

the blackpill states that in the long term, sexual attraction is the most important factor. She may rationalize to herself that she’s into you for β€˜money’ or β€˜personality’ but at the end of the day, the primal, limbic brain desires more attractive men. This disparity leads to cheating, or relationships with an undesirable power imbalance.

People that cope with things like betabuxxing (money) or jestermaxxing (personality) are typically known as β€˜oofy doofies’. At the end of the day, they may get a relationship. But it will be with someone that resents/doesnt respect them.

Thus is the brutal fate of the sub-8 male. Either, become a cuck, or stay single forever

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>>83152
this is the gayest thing i've read today

 β„–83161

>>83160
what’s so gay about it?
also
>no refutation

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>>83152
>>83161
You think women have the same thought-process as men in selecting a partner, your idea of a relationship is a 'straight' grindr hookup
women dont work like that lil bro

 β„–83185

Ok, but how do I get her to peg me?

 β„–83225

>>83185
stop being a faggot



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 β„–83210[Reply]

I'm unironically obsessed with trannies and I'm man enough to admit that. I want to do something about it, but I don't think I have many options. Even if I don't watch porn for months I'm still thinking about them, so that doesn't work. If I went to a woke psychologist they'll just tell me that my feelings are normal when they're clearly not. So why bother?

 β„–83213

any caca that falls for this bait deserves to be hanged

 β„–83219

>>83213
There's been way worse shit on this board, this one seems believable. Idk how to help him though.

 β„–83220

>>83213
Just shut the fuck up man. You jump into every thread I make just to call it bait. I’m fucking serious. I goon to tranny porn and it’s messing with my head. This isn’t bait. What kind of bait would it be to admit I’m stuck on this kind of filth? I don’t care about whatever reaction you think I’m trying to farm. I’m just looking for real advice.

 β„–83221

>>83210 (OP)
What are the thoughts like?
Do you find them attractive, feel sexual desire towards them or just have constant thoughts about them popping up in your mind?
What happens if instead of rejecting this thought and trying to make it disappear you let it stay in your mind?
How long and frequently have you gooned to such content before quitting?

 β„–83223

>>83220
posted the same post onto /pol/ you gay faggot



 β„–83101[Reply]

what the fuck is this board, i thought this was for robotics FUCK YOU

 β„–83110

there was no nine thousand robots

 β„–83218

>there was no nine thousand robots
quote add /fpe/ - fabrication, programming, engineering



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 β„–83178[Reply]

Any tips to stop gooning when bored? I sometimes do it in the school bathrooms because I'm bored of what we do in class, I don't even do it at home anymore.
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>gooning in school bathrooms when you're 20 years old

 β„–83205

No but genuinely how can you not last in school. Aren't you worried someone might catch you and completely ruin your reputation? How do you even goon/watch porn hygienically in a school bathroom?

 β„–83211

>>83205
Its precisely the lack of hygiene and getting caught (niggas hearing you beat your meat) that enhances the gooning
bonuspoints if you goon in the female bathroom

 β„–83212

>>83211
wow, truly a sickening addiction

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>>83192
Thanks saar
>>83193
Yes. Sometimes I do it before as well.
>>83194
>>83205
They are all separate rooms, so there is no neighbor to worry about.
>>83211
>picrel



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 β„–8207loop[Reply]

Baby
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 β„–50831

bad baby!
go down

 β„–54074

its going up

 β„–74606

GO UP!
<unoriginal content o algo

 β„–75144

ultranegrobump

 β„–75534

nigger bumo

 β„–83216

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updnb



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 β„–83195[Reply]

ok so normies are retarded and all but i genuinely have an overwhelming feeling that the vast majority of people here that post about being lonely faggots are literally just antisocial retards who dont even bother to find the right people. just my thoughts doe

 β„–83199

how would you even try to find the right people

 β„–83201

Average r9k post
>”im 9 years old and I’m not even married yet, my life is so fucking over”
>uses a bunch of buzzwords to describe how he has a Jew nose or something
<have you tried meeting people?
>no because I’m a disgusting autistic freak who’s a sub-5 that nobody would like anyways LOOK! LOOK AT THESE GRAPHS FROM DATING WEBSITES!!! PEOPLE NATURALLY HATE UGLY FREAKS LIKE ME!!!

 β„–83206

Personally, if I hadn't gotten lucky by meeting the right people in school I probably would've been in the same position as them. There's really no good place to meet others nowadays, especially if you don't have any social hobbies and live in a remote area.

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>im 9 years old and I’m not even married yet, my life is so fucking over
>*uses a bunch of buzzwords to describe how he has a Jew nose or something*
<have you tried meeting people?
>no because I’m a disgusting autistic freak who’s a sub-5 that nobody would like anyways LOOK! LOOK AT THESE GRAPHS FROM DATING WEBSITES!!! PEOPLE NATURALLY HATE UGLY FREAKS LIKE ME!!!

 β„–83209

>Personally, if I hadn't gotten lucky by meeting the right people in school I probably would've been in the same position as them. There's really no good place to meet others nowadays, especially if you don't have any social hobbies and live in a remote area.

fair but i think it makes no sense that these people dont even have people to talk to at all. how do you even end up that way? the only way i can explain it is either 1) you became a gegcow in highschool and it stuck 2) youre enough of an autistic faggot to be absolutely unable to talk and connect with someone

 β„–83214

>people who post about being antisocial retards are antisocial retards



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 β„–82914[Reply]

A couple of days ago I was in some snca public event where you could buy some gemmy food and this absolute OMGSISA smiled at me, probably she was smiling at some chad standing behind me o algo, but whatever I still remember her A10 eyes.
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 β„–82996

eat her eyes

 β„–83003

did this snca event happen to be a certain festival in a certain country

 β„–83004

>>83003
Ummm yes

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>>83004
β€˜teen i think i may have been there too

 β„–83186

>>83008
Did you see that sisa too?

 β„–83208

>>83003
>>83004
>>83008
>>83186
vaguest conversation ever



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 β„–83095[Reply]

is it weird that ive always been liked by people?
<
somehow i have friends and people who actually care about me and i always get into high-ranking positions in the hobbies i like. im not even a good person irl either im kind of an asshole and i have acne and i dont rly dress that well i literally just use my same 15 gym shirts for everything (working on that)
<
when i tell others about what i have in life im usually told im really lucky somehow for the talents i have and i cant rly relate to people here despite being on this board for a year now since most of you guys have problems i stopped dealing with.
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 β„–83104

go back nufag

 β„–83112

I have the same luck as you but I'm too autistic to capitalise on it so I have no friends despite being well liked by everyone I know

 β„–83196

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>>83104
>go back nufag
Why are r9k cacas so insufferable

 β„–83197

Just be glad for it teen.

 β„–83202

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King of retards OR Attractive. Call it.

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>>83095 (OP)
Congratulations, you're normal. I don't get why you would be posting/browsing on this board doe.



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 β„–81436[Reply]

Just finished my FUTA goon sesh AMA
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>>82663
futa on male, i also goon to blacked and transgender porn

 β„–82913

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>>82672
Meds, no futaryan would fall for your psyop

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>>82913
kek hes trying to backpedal now

 β„–82938

how did you become a noble futaryan

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>>82938
It’s an old, long story filled with drama, courage, betrayal, and a bloody war that culminates in a final duel between Queen Scarlett the erectus and Fag Harald BBCMuncher. But the tale of The Battle of Hetero Bridge is for another time

 β„–83200

>>83188
lithuanian ahh post



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