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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–69054[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

My confession.
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 β„–75271

brapping this thread up at least my real friend will be happy i am sure

 β„–75272

Why dis foid talking to xer self

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>>75272
meds i was talking with another woman itt i am waiting for xer response i am curious where is she from

 β„–75485

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I am going to rape you.

 β„–75508

>>75485
kys jeet

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>>75508
xe's bangladeshi it's xer culture, CHUD.



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 β„–74809[Reply]

I'm too dumb and lazy for maths and STEM in general and there's no way I am getting into university and even if I do I will get bad grades. I could get some meme degree like history or philosophy or something but there's no way I can get a decent job with that, especially not in this job market. Honestly I'd just accept that I was born for dumb labor if it weren't for the fact that I don't want to be a disappointment to my parents. It doesn't feel right. What do?
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>KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!


>All glory to Allah



>I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z



>Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim

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>>KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!
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>>All glory to Allah
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>>I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z
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>>Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim
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>Praying towards a cube but not asking it for help and simply using it as a direction for prayer since it would be weird if everyone prayed in a different direction while still and while praying in the same direction even if the cube was destroyed and being allowed to stand at the top of the cube
>Laughing at the fact that Christcucks call us fags even doe 90% of fags are from Christcuck countries
>Laughing at Aisha argument even doe it was SNCA for over 1k years

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>>75121
>muslim
>saying christcuck

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>muslim
>saying christcuck because christcuck bad

 β„–75489

>too retarded for math and stem
go kill yourself



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 β„–74921[Reply]



At the point I’m just living and being moderately productive doing things so I don’t disappoint my parents. I don’t even enjoy things I’m supposed to enjoy anymore and I haven’t for a really long time. There is a handful of things I would be curious to witness in the future (observe world events, new movie and vidya releases, or just watch how things unfold in my family’s lives) but I’m not really looking forward to anything in my own future.
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 β„–75017

Finally find a stable relationship with a girl, kiss her and die

 β„–75025

I live for my wife's bull

 β„–75036

I want to be a perfect goy

 β„–75051

its a bit easier than just outright dying i suppose

 β„–75269

I joined a program with a lot of money in it but very few people. You'll see me in the news soon.

 β„–75487

purposeless fuck go kill yourself



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 β„–74594[Reply]

how do i cope with being chopped af and shitskin?
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 β„–75240

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>>74594 (OP)
do cardio, eat better and do skincare
get surgery if you're desperate.
looksmaxxing that involves drugging yourself like a tranny is retarded and will fuck your organs up
<reddit space
anyone else, do you think picrel ascended lmao

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>>75240
He looks way better but he still looks like a 40 years old with his eyes and face

 β„–75293

>>75240
yes but It was already over for him with that kind of recession. He still needs a genio for his chin and a canthoplasty for those fucked up eyes

 β„–75299

>>75240
most people need surgery btw and even with surgery if your genetic base is really bad it might already be over. But you don't really know until you are fully softmaxxed so I'd say its worth a shot, being born non-white is hard I feel sympathy for the brownoids but there is still hope u can look good in spite of that.

 β„–75385

>>75299
I have good genes but I'm just a hungry bastard

 β„–75484

ugly nigger fuck go kill yourself



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 β„–75389[Reply]

seriously what is the cure to being a neet, i dont like being a neet but i also dont want to interact with retarded normies. do i just build a shack in the woods or something.

 β„–75391

Interacting with normal people outside is the main cure to being a neet though

 β„–75393

>>75391
most that normies talk about is war in third world countries or sports or tv i just dont care for it

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>>75393
Isn't that a reflection of you though
Sounds like you dont have very many hobbies and interests

 β„–75395

>>75394
you are probably right yh

 β„–75483

keeeeeeek retarded mentally ill fuck go kill yourself



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 β„–74881[Reply]

Any advice on trying to live in this day and age?

I mean in a financial way. Everything is so damn expensive, how are people even buying cars and homes? Even simple snacks and food costs too much for shitty salaries. Living expenses relative to average earnings are horrible all throughout the world, how do you guys survive?

 β„–74882

>>74881 (OP)
what careers or things should i do so i can earn money to make enough money to raise a family? Seems impossible with the shitty salaries and high living expenses in my country

 β„–74886

scam and con people, seriously

 β„–74888

>>74886
unjokly this, just scumbagmaxx. who gives af its not like you'll ever get punished in any meaningful way if you aren't retarded

 β„–75422

>>74881 (OP)
vp guys how do u learn ur living?

 β„–75423

>>74886
any ways to get started or tips? i’m not OP but i come from a family that isn’t very well off and ive been working since i was 15 as much as i can living in constant financial anxiety because i don’t want to be poor forever and carry on the generational financial struggle. i work very hard but my anxiety surrounding money consumes me every day. i want to be able to have financial liberty and not have to worry about food and necessities even when they should still be provided to me (18, just graduated high school). but yeah any tips would be appreciated because i want to live a life without the fear of being poor forever

 β„–75480

broke fuck go kill yourself



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 β„–75430[Reply]

What's the most effective way to study for exams? I'm getting nigger tier grades at my school for wasting too much time on this site
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>>75436
I would recommend google calendar to organize ur time, its genuinely great

 β„–75438

>>75434
I have no idea about studying economics but i would guess its a mix of problems you have to practice doing like math but conceptual things you have to memorize like geography, so i guess practice problem solving involved in ur subject, then memorize the things you need to memorize using Anki which is a digital flashcard app. Still practice tests take you far in every subject

Sounds accurate

>Just understand the foundational grammar then its easy, consume content from that language and your brain auto learns that language

Also if u want more advice i recommend this :

I dominate language because i learned English online already and my second language i speak at home is already very close to Spanish even though memorizing a few details get difficult. It's much easier then French doe so it's one of few subjects i don't need to heavily worry about. I did the error with history tho since i had good grades in my last school because the Teacher was extremely chill and recent history is easier to remember comparing to Ancient History wich is what i have been studying this month.

 β„–75439

>>75437

>https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7BImOT2srcGCCjBBwNvU5zaB9F30lWye&si=SILrLCpLIHWVzgRH


Tbh having a long list is probably gonna be a waste of time since so i will need to short list remember doing that error once but i will watch it when the exams end.

>I would recommend google calendar to organize ur time, its genuinely great


Ty i will have to probably solely focus on studying rn because it's the only thing that will benefit me the most rn

 β„–75440

>>75438
MB for failqouting

 β„–75479

retarded fuck go kill yourself

 β„–75499

>>75479
I won't doe



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 β„–74848[Reply]

/quit/
Jannies PLZ sticky, if your gonna allow FPE brim on /soy/ one goon quitting thread wont hurt
ITT: we actually quit gooning and move on from our lives instead of making thrembillion threads coping about being one
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Ill post some of my resources
easypeasymethod.org
*new one that ive been using
https://archive.org/details/steven-slate-mark-w-scheeren-michelle-l-dunbar-the-freedom-model-for-addictions
(shorter version of the above)
https://archive.org/details/freedom-model-abridged/TheFreedomModel-ABRIDGED-NEW/mode/2up?q=The+Freedom+Model+for+Addictions
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>>75452
Tsmt but ig there's not much i can do

 β„–75462

Ig all i need is someone to tell me that i deserve to move on but it some of the stuff i did feels too severe. The more my mind gets back to normal i realize how sick my OCD actually is. I don't like talking or thinking about this at all

 β„–75463

>>75462
i'm guessing you're the other guy with the exact same problem i have?

 β„–75464

>>75463
Ye i am

 β„–75477

>its.. its so le hard to not touch my pecker…
kill yourself if you genuinely say this

 β„–75498

>>75477
I'm not gooning. I just do it randomly without realising



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 β„–74403[Reply]

I had 21 assignments I was supposed to turn in for biology that are all due today and I cant make them up and now its 11:31pm and I wasted my day playing 'mongus with my friends and eating like shit because now that I'm not anorexic I eat like a fucking fatass. my grade in that class will plummet and my mom will get pissed at me but its ok cus I still have my girlfriend and I love her very much.
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 β„–74474

It's ok just retake it next year. Just drop out of school and become a plumber. Thinking is too hard just fit pipes instead.

 β„–74476

>posted yet another thinly-veiled validation-farming thread award

 β„–74489

I do this too I procrastinate alot and never do homework or assignments I barely scraped by in high school without ever studying and i still havent fixed my stupid practises

 β„–74562

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>>74474
sounds good but I don't know if plumbing would suit me, now that I think about it doe it actually sounds like a decent job
>>74476
I'm posting about school, every robot does this…
>>74489
well you seem to be doing alright so I think I will too

 β„–75421

Are you that guy from that one thread where you began dating the weedsmoking BPdemon? Also just ask your bio teacher if they could extend the deadline. Usually they will be willing to.

 β„–75476

fat lazy fuck go kill yourself



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 β„–64913[Reply]


ITT WE MAKE POLLS AND ASK OTHER USERS THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC
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lets do some demographic collection. im guessing that there are at least 20-30 regulars here. we should do a census i guess.
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also i ask that you may keep this thread bumped. thanks.
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>>73812
*spits drink*

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>>73738
>1/3rd of soycacas are faggots
nigga…

 β„–73858

>>73832
it's like well over half as found in a /soy/ thread earlier today

 β„–75403


What mental retardation do you have?

 β„–75410

>>75403
you forgot faggotry as an option so guess i have to pick normalFAG

 β„–75420

>>75403
how do you think being a normalfag is a lie?



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 β„–75282[Reply]

I came to a futanari on r34, AMA
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>>75312
if it’s a bit gay then whats hot about it

 β„–75317

>>75314
watching futas fuck women

 β„–75396

If you goon to cocks you're a faggot. Doesn't matter what it's attached to.

 β„–75398

>>75396
then that means gooning to men having sex with women is gay

 β„–75399

nigger who cares

 β„–75507

kys sncafaggot



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 β„–74730[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

I don’t believe you’re suffering from the β€œmale loneliness” epidemic if you haven’t tried gay shit before tbh.

i tried gay stuff like 9 months ago after being with only women (long term relationships too) and it was actually nice. i didn’t even have sex or do anything sexual for a long period of time, it was just pure romance and love, i have never felt so loved. this was of life that i used to look down on is actually beautiful. i get to sleep next to and hold the love of my life nearly every day. i am head over heels and so is he. neither of us are flamboyant or even thought that being gay could be a possibility before we met each other. it’s so much different than being with a woman in a good way, no complaining, no difficulties, we understand each other a lot better.

give it a go idk, it’s not all that bad. i’m the happiest i’ve ever been for a very very long time. i even went off my antidepressants cold turkey and ive been absolutely fine. i love my sweet boy so much
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>>75501
>you need to stop replying to this thread for your own good

I reply to it because you do

 β„–75503

>>75501
I havent seen that thread, I'll read it. Honestly I kind of struggle with porn too, sex related stuff is the number one worst thing related to my faggotry. I do my absolute best to avoid thinking about stuff as awful as that and focus on the more wholesome and happy romantic side. That's also a big motivation for me staying closeted because most people assume I'd be a massive degenerate like every other brazen faggot that nobody likes.

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>>75503
yeah things like that can be tough, with the disorder i have it definitely makes it harder to forget about. i hope you're doing fine with your own struggles

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>>75504
I read some of your posts, sounds really rough, especially with OCD in the mix Makes me glad my issues with sexual things isn't nearly as bad. I'm glad I have other regular issues than "I like men" to deal with. At least I'm glad finding a bf/gf would be a nice shortcut to happiness for me. Hopefully stuff works out good for you too.

 β„–75506

>>75505
it can be rough indeed, TY a lot for noticing and seeing what i have to deal with. i'll probably take some sort of a break from posting for now

 β„–75509

>>75506
Take the wormpill and you will stop being gay



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