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People who have a beard or any facial hair shouldn't be taken seriously. You're wearing pubic hair on your face and it looks like shit. probably >50% of the people who grow a beard do it because they're simply too lazy to grab a razor a few times a week. The other groups not accounted for in the lazy retard category (although there's probably quite a bit of overlap) are as follows:
>hipsters
>faggots trying to dig up styles that died out 100 years ago (and should remain dead)
>young males and boomers (predominantly) who think it makes them more of a man to not practice basic hygiene
>fatties trying to hide their extra chins
>Mohammeds and Ahmeds
The only person that has had decent facial hair in the past 100 years is Hitler, and even that's debatable. If you have a beard you are a contributing member to present cultural and aesthetic decadence.

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just say you cant grow a beard

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>>82740
tsmt original

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IK this is a bait thread but I unjokly agree with this, I think most men would look better with all facial hair lasered if they are under 30

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<Original content! You have not been muted.

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>just say you cant grow a beard
<unoriginal

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>>82740
>>82750
Beardnigger cope
>>82746
He would have looked more serious without the faggy beard, you could turn him into a jak as he is in those photos

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>>82735 (OP)
Sideburns and mutton chops are giga thoughbeit

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>hipsters
>aryans trying to dig up styles that died out 100 years ago (and should remain dead)
>young males and boomers (predominantly) who think it makes them more of a man to not practice basic hygiene
>fatties trying to hide their extra chins
>Mohammeds and Ahmeds

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OP is a seething Twink btw

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>>82742
>>82735 (OP)
trvke
<unoriginal content

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>>82815
Kys Twink

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>>82735 (OP)
beards look good. every guy ik with a beard is a giga. even Ernest Khalimov has a beard.

>>82740
tsmt

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>>82735 (OP)
I grow a beard AND leave my pubic hair, women are into it, this is natural you seething retard, strong men have strong hair growth and you're literally just coping and crying if you think otherwise.

obsessively shaving off a natural beard that grows back every 3-4 days instead of styling it is just giga autism.

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OP is a seething ricecel

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>>82895
I agree with the facial hair, but are foids really into pubes? I thought porn already indoctrinated everyone that clean shaven genitals are more aesthetic

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>>82895
Holy cope, beards look hideous no matter how much you "style it"

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>>82895
this never happend

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Op id be amazed if you aren't gay or at least bisexual, clean shaven and and 5 o clock shadow is my preference to have but to be so weirdly obsessed with having NONE is jartycuck activity doe, facial hair gives a man a bit of grit and musk, you must be a homo

>People who have a beard or any facial hair shouldn't be taken seriously



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