since from what i hear it's adults only on this site now, any chuddies want to share a (fun) experience of theirs during sex?the reason for the thread is both laughs and reassurment for those amongst us who havent yet done anything, and are stressed ab

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share a fun intimate moment! Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 03:14:12 №83168 [Quote]

since from what i hear it's adults only on this site now, any chuddies want to share a (fun) experience of theirs during sex?

the reason for the thread is both laughs and reassurment for those amongst us who havent yet done anything, and are stressed about it. lord knows it could have helped knowing how silly and stupid it can be when i had my first time. there is so much negativity on the internet in general about this topic so let's keep it positive!

i'll start: during my first time i was stressed out as hell since neither of us had done anything before, and i had trouble getting hard. it was a rough situation for me and my self esteem, and she saw that and she js decided to say something along the lines of the jews projecting a goybeam straight into my neurons to reactivate my primal foid-hating chud instincts or some shit like that. i laughed my ass off and while i still couldnt get hard, i ate her out for a full hour and thats the most fun i've ever had

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 03:25:38 №83169 [Quote]

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nigga how am I supposed to be positive about being an incel chud

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 03:49:56 №83171 [Quote]

im ngl bro if we are on soyjak.shitty we probably didnt have sex. id probably have had sex but i have religious obligations and a personal moral belief on this subject

>>83169
incelibacy isnt real unless if you are a sperg autist 2/10 neet loser. get a better mindset and get hobbies. all i had to do was go outside and it worked

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 21:02:06 №83222 [Quote]

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>being a sperg autist 2/10 neet loser

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 21:47:55 №83224 [Quote]

>>83168 (OP)
its an incel bord dude

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 23:42:31 №83226 [Quote]

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My body count is like 3 and each time it has been an underwhelming experience, sex is just a worse version of jerking off, and your hand doesnt ask you to stay longer so you can give "muh hecking aftercare"
<poop and niggers dying
if you chuds are wondering the only reason I even got laid was because I met them on dating apps

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 23:43:48 №83227 [Quote]

.test doe

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 23:51:07 №83229 [Quote]

Stop deleting my reps seething truecel jannies

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 01:24:31 №83231 [Quote]

>>83226
>met them on dating apps
chads use the sharty theory

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 07:43:25 №83240 [Quote]

>>83168 (OP)
can you give advice on how to eat out foids to a nusoi? Also how did you meet your gf?

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 07:48:55 №83242 [Quote]

>>83168 (OP)
sex lowkey sucks. Its extremely awkward, and during it you'll quickly realize 'oh I dont really love her' or something like that
niggas always talk about how men fuck sex up because xey watch too much porn and try some retarded position, but women are honestly even worse because they'll do the porno/hentai talk while fucking and its too cringe to handle

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 14:31:22 №83253 [Quote]

>>83231
>chads
I have a poor side profile but I do basic gym exercise to have a decent physique thats kinda all you need, im more fakecel than Chad nigga

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 16:06:38 №83258 [Quote]

>>83253
dude the fact that you think gym is all you need and that you are getting matches on dating apps means ur good looking. Unless you live in fucking Jakarta Indonesia you are better looking than average

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 18:58:17 №83266 [Quote]

well for starters LOCUSTS COME OUT WHEN I PEE WHEN I PEE LOCUSTS COME OUT OUT WHEN I PEE LOCU

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 22:27:37 №83284 [Quote]

>>83242
>women are into hentai
fake and gay

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 00:36:27 №83300 [Quote]

I'm going to fall for this bait now here is my leakage.
>Kys sex haver normoid get of my incel board kys kys kys women aren't real they don't exists only gross foids do.

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 15:45:38 №83368 [Quote]

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>>83258
No chud, im average enough looking and have some shitty facial features I don't like, I owe it to my height probably rather than like actual LOOKS, I've seen gross mfs with girlfriends around my city. It really isn't that hard dude, gym is also not a cope it will genuinely increase your confidence lol. Only chopped and skinnyfat retards will call working out a cope

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 19:14:38 №83371 [Quote]

>>83242
>>83226
Fornication is an underwhelming experience because youre not supposed to do it you hipsters.. listen to your elders.

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 19:15:43 №83372 [Quote]

what a shame that i never had sex

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 19:16:56 №83373 [Quote]

Fornicating is like eating fruit that is not ripe

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 01:29:42 №83382 [Quote]

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>>83226
trvke. sex is mid because most women don't realize they have to try and please the man too, rather than just sitting there and taking it. incels don't know what they aren't missing out on. the only falsenvke is the idea is that aftercare is only an after-sex burden. trve enleghtened chvds know that romantic intimacy BRUTALLY MOGS sexual intimacy in every single case.

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 01:30:05 №83383 [Quote]

kys foidfag ackkkk i hate vaginas ackkkkkkkk

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 05:11:31 №83397 [Quote]

>>83368
I don't think you will ever get it because you only have your own experiences to reference.

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 02:45:27 №83788 [Quote]

>>83168 (OP)
my first time i couldn't get hard and i had to comfort her because she thought i was lying about finding her attractive and started crying
not funny, but relevant

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 00:45:36 №84421 [Quote]

>>83788
sherdee cucks have ED

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 00:51:41 №84422 [Quote]

>>84421
meds sex is pretty great now

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 13:24:25 №84453 [Quote]

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>>83226
this so much this its ASS. i use dating apps in hope i find a girl that's worth my time (because an older friend of mine actually met his soon to be wife on a dating app). no luck so far