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im ngl bro if we are on soyjak.shitty we probably didnt have sex. id probably have had sex but i have religious obligations and a personal moral belief on this subject
>>83169incelibacy isnt real unless if you are a sperg autist 2/10 neet loser. get a better mindset and get hobbies. all i had to do was go outside and it worked
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>>83168 (OP)its an incel bord dude
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.test doe
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Stop deleting my reps seething truecel jannies
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>>83226>met them on dating appschads use the sharty theory
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>>83168 (OP)can you give advice on how to eat out foids to a nusoi? Also how did you meet your gf?
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>>83168 (OP)sex lowkey sucks. Its extremely awkward, and during it you'll quickly realize 'oh I dont really love her' or something like that
niggas always talk about how men fuck sex up because xey watch too much porn and try some retarded position, but women are honestly even worse because they'll do the porno/hentai talk while fucking and its too cringe to handle
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>>83231>chads I have a poor side profile but I do basic gym exercise to have a decent physique thats kinda all you need, im more fakecel than Chad nigga
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>>83253dude the fact that you think gym is all you need and that you are getting matches on dating apps means ur good looking. Unless you live in fucking Jakarta Indonesia you are better looking than average
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well for starters LOCUSTS COME OUT WHEN I PEE WHEN I PEE LOCUSTS COME OUT OUT WHEN I PEE LOCU
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>>83242>women are into hentaifake and gay
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I'm going to fall for this bait now here is my leakage.
>Kys sex haver normoid get of my incel board kys kys kys women aren't real they don't exists only gross foids do.
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>>83242>>83226Fornication is an underwhelming experience because youre not supposed to do it you hipsters.. listen to your elders.
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what a shame that i never had sex
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Fornicating is like eating fruit that is not ripe
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kys foidfag ackkkk i hate vaginas ackkkkkkkk
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>>83368I don't think you will ever get it because you only have your own experiences to reference.
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>>83168 (OP)my first time i couldn't get hard and i had to comfort her because she thought i was lying about finding her attractive and started crying
not funny, but relevant
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>>83788sherdee cucks have ED
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>>84421meds sex is pretty great now
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When we got fully naked for the first time since we were alone at a hotel room (previously we only did it with like half our clothes on because we were sneak doing it at either of our houses), we were tickling and stuff as foreplay and she actually farted geg. She was so fucking embarrassed and tried to cover her face with a pillow but honestly I got much harder because it was vulnerable or something and I teased her about it which she liked because it was psychologically dominating o algo, but I don’t tease her about it so much anymore but I think she feels a lot more comfortable around me
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>>84522be sure to get your happily ever after with her chuddie, that's a core memory
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me and my girl do a lot of BDSM type stuff in the bedroom and have a lot of tools/toys to do so with. handcuffs, floggers, i use her dildos on her and make her beg for the real thing, or i’ll tease her with vibrators and make her sexually frustrated and she’ll ask me to turn the vibe up so i turn it down. it’s really hot to see her beg and get frustrated. we both enjoy it and it’s made our relationship extremely strong
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>>84529fucking normalfags get the fuck off my board
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>>83168 (OP)actual reddit writing
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i gotta admit eating out is genuinely the best thing ever. cause wdym mouth movements can make someone feel that way?? and esp when they start playing w and pulling your hair and begging its actually a feeling that transcends words
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but like where do I get all of the fetish girls who will sit on my face and shit
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Once during the sexy times I accidentally said I'M COOMING right before I nutted. I immediately started laughing in my post nut clarity while the foid I was with looked at me in confusion because the phrase went completely over her head.
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>>84529>dildos and vibratorsI've always been scared of this stuff. Doesn't it kinda like… cuck you?
like you have a working dick i assume, doesn't her having that kind of stuff make you insecure???
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>>83222garibaldi would never
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>>83371geg do you really think fornication is a new thing?
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>funny sex moments
geg shut it down please
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>>83168 (OP)Hey im a virgin but a porn addicted one at that.
From porn and hearing generally the same things in this thread elsewhere, i think that sex really should not me idolized as it is now this hedonism is not good for anybody, its not even that porn or intercourse is really even a cope for some people most of the zogbots that do it do it out of pleasure seeking, see now i can understand some peoples use of psychedelic drugs as a way of enlightenment or even just to numb some sort of mental pain, but people who think porn is actually a good thing are nearly just evil or dumb. I think we all should just replace pleasure seeking with pain seeking.
Pleasure seeking is quick and makes you depressed afterwards
Pain seeking is nearly the opposite of that, now im not saying harm yourself in a way permanently im think more on the lines of working out, doing dph, or whipping your back until is bleeds as a way of purification.
I guess what im trying to say is that sex should only be for procreation, most of this other forms of sex weather it be for porn, recreational sex or otherwise, has no purpose but to corrupt and make man more impulsive. Sexual intercourse should be a sacred practice but it now nearly a demonic one. And that we should instead replace pleasure seeking hedonistic activities with purification rituals
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>>83168 (OP)Hey im a virgin but a porn addicted one at that.
From porn and hearing generally the same things in this thread elsewhere, i think that sex really should not me idolized as it is now this hedonism is not good for anybody, its not even that porn or intercourse is really even a cope for some people most of the zogbots that do it do it out of pleasure seeking, see now i can understand some peoples use of psychedelic drugs as a way of enlightenment or even just to numb some sort of mental pain, but people who think porn is actually a good thing are nearly just evil or dumb. I think we all should just replace pleasure seeking with pain seeking.
Pleasure seeking is quick and makes you depressed afterwards
Pain seeking is nearly the opposite of that, now im not saying harm yourself in a way permanently im think more on the lines of working out, doing dph, or whipping your back until is bleeds as a way of purification.
On hitler if it says flood post
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>>84588no it doesn’t make me insecure. the dildo is smaller than my dick, and i know a vibrator gives a different sensation she couldn’t get otherwise. i have no reason to feel insecure if my girl is feeling good, because at the end of the day (not to be crass) she will always be begging for my dick no matter what other sensations i can and will deliver for her
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>>84617no bro the "begging for my dick" part is the problem
what if im like "hey lets try teasing you with some toys" and she STOPS begging for my dick and becomes a giga gooner with the toys instead
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>>84626i’m not worried about that. it’s not a real dick anyway, and we’ve lived together for a year now so i think i’d know if she was giga gooning
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>>84608incels.is is down the hall and to the left.