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since from what i hear it's adults only on this site now, any chuddies want to share a (fun) experience of theirs during sex?

the reason for the thread is both laughs and reassurment for those amongst us who havent yet done anything, and are stressed about it. lord knows it could have helped knowing how silly and stupid it can be when i had my first time. there is so much negativity on the internet in general about this topic so let's keep it positive!

i'll start: during my first time i was stressed out as hell since neither of us had done anything before, and i had trouble getting hard. it was a rough situation for me and my self esteem, and she saw that and she js decided to say something along the lines of the jews projecting a goybeam straight into my neurons to reactivate my primal foid-hating chud instincts or some shit like that. i laughed my ass off and while i still couldnt get hard, i ate her out for a full hour and thats the most fun i've ever had

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nigga how am I supposed to be positive about being an incel chud

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im ngl bro if we are on soyjak.shitty we probably didnt have sex. id probably have had sex but i have religious obligations and a personal moral belief on this subject

>>83169
incelibacy isnt real unless if you are a sperg autist 2/10 neet loser. get a better mindset and get hobbies. all i had to do was go outside and it worked

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>being a sperg autist 2/10 neet loser

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>>83168 (OP)
its an incel bord dude

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My body count is like 3 and each time it has been an underwhelming experience, sex is just a worse version of jerking off, and your hand doesnt ask you to stay longer so you can give "muh hecking aftercare"
<poop and niggers dying
if you chuds are wondering the only reason I even got laid was because I met them on dating apps

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.test doe

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Stop deleting my reps seething truecel jannies

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>>83226
>met them on dating apps
chads use the sharty theory



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