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 58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 84454[Reply]

How do you guys decide when to ask on a date on dating apps? I lost my chance with a really cool girl because i asked too soon

 84455

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youre so creepy and weird for asking for a date on the date app

 84456

I've never used a dating app but I don't understand why she would suddenly lose interest for planning a date too early. Isn't that what the app is for? Sounds like her fault to me.
A lot of foids just use dating apps for endless conversations with strangers to feel social validation, there's a good chance she never planned on dating you in the first place.



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 83168[Reply]

since from what i hear it's adults only on this site now, any chuddies want to share a (fun) experience of theirs during sex?

the reason for the thread is both laughs and reassurment for those amongst us who havent yet done anything, and are stressed about it. lord knows it could have helped knowing how silly and stupid it can be when i had my first time. there is so much negativity on the internet in general about this topic so let's keep it positive!

i'll start: during my first time i was stressed out as hell since neither of us had done anything before, and i had trouble getting hard. it was a rough situation for me and my self esteem, and she saw that and she js decided to say something along the lines of the jews projecting a goybeam straight into my neurons to reactivate my primal foid-hating chud instincts or some shit like that. i laughed my ass off and while i still couldnt get hard, i ate her out for a full hour and thats the most fun i've ever had
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 83383

kys foidfag ackkkk i hate vaginas ackkkkkkkk

 83397

>>83368
I don't think you will ever get it because you only have your own experiences to reference.

 83788

>>83168 (OP)
my first time i couldn't get hard and i had to comfort her because she thought i was lying about finding her attractive and started crying
not funny, but relevant

 84421

>>83788
sherdee cucks have ED

 84422

>>84421
meds sex is pretty great now

 84453

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>>83226
this so much this its ASS. i use dating apps in hope i find a girl that's worth my time (because an older friend of mine actually met his soon to be wife on a dating app). no luck so far



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 84449[Reply]

Hello fellow 'teens, before I start: Yes I am a retard and this is not bait, I am just kinda confused.
<Plebbit space for effect
I didn't watch porn or masturbate for about 4-5 months and now I find even thinking about porn of any kind of it revolting (Don't ask how that happened)
but lately I've had a lot more thoughts about sex and general relationship thoughts, and I find those distracting and wrong. Maybe it's the goonerniggerbrain still being up or something
<plebbit space number 2
basically I am religious and I just want to think about sex and such stuff less. Any ideas, 'teens?

 84450

maybe try getting more productive, even small things like researching a certain topic, like getting into history or programming can help. it's just finding better dopamine sources and "replacing" your addiction
>Yes I am a retard and this is not bait, I am just kinda confused.
geg don't worry. i made a lot of threads like this one before, so i understand what you mean here

 84451

>>84450
Thank you very much 'teen, I'll try to do that.

 84452

>>84451
yw, good luck gigachad



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 84436[Reply]

How do i deal with ethnic self hatred, recently discovered im 1/8 jewish and i cant even go to israel since i do not qualify under the law of return to leave my shithole eastern european country. My whole life i held antisemitic beliefs and they stuck around. I cant accept who i am, i constantly think about it and get in a bad unproductive mood, what do i do 'teens.

 84437

It's not about the race but their religion. Besides, 1/8 ancestry doesn't really matter especially if you look white.

 84447

>>84436 (OP)
1/8 Is not something to be concerned about at all.

 84448

'Teen, you are not a jew if you are 1/8, don't be worried about it



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 84380[Reply]

My 18 year old sister's room is just across the hallway. Whenever she talks with her friends she yells very loudly and I can hear almost all of it. Right now she is talking to her friend, who is a 14 year old girl, about sex. I specifically heard her say "You have 3 bodies at 14!" as a good thing.

What the fuck is going on? I feel like I'm fucking dreaming. I have such an urge to protect the youth, and here my sister is participating in this debauchery and corrupting such a young girl. Meanwhile I have no friends and no girlfriend. So while I'm not slaving away at my wagecuck job, I have to sit in my room and hear this. Just wretched.

I hate her and I hate this world for being so evil.
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 84414

unironically beat her up

 84432

>>84392
>18
>grown adult
xitter logic

 84434

i understand your concern chud and i agree with you. but no need project your insecurities of having no friends, gf, and being a wagecuck because after all - it is your own doing.

 84444

Contact the girls parents and inform them about it. Might face backlash from your sister but you'll have to face it at some point anyways if you're thinking about doing something concrete to stop this type of stuff irl.

 84445

>i understand your concern chud and i agree with you. but no need project your insecurities of having no friends, gf, and being a wagecuck because after all - it is your own doing.
Xhey're calling it the worst bait thrown known to man

 84446

>>84380 (OP)
She’s most likely sleeping with dudes significantly older than her.



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 84301[Reply]

When was the last time you cried?
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 84352

Like a month ago. I was on a journey of bettering my life, everything was going good until I relapsed to porn after around 2 weeks of abstaining. Then the next day I gooned again, this time to some fucking faggot porn, I had abstained from fetish porn for over a year and that failure is what made me cry for the first time in years.

 84355

>>84352
im sorry but thats embarrassing geg, definitely not worth crying over

 84370

I haven't cried since I was 6 years old, but I do get watery eyes from time to time

 84407

>>84355
I went from top of my self esteem to the very bottom in a single day, I felt hopeless seeing how anything I've tried to beat this addiction had failed. It's better now and I think I've finally found a way to end this.

 84427

Today, there are people who want to torture me

 84439

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>>84352
this can't be a real story man



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 84425[Reply]

>foid adds me
>She's a chud, extremely racist, and white
>notices I'm not white but is okay talking with me
>wants me to go meet up with her and be her bf
<REDDIT SPACE
>another foid adds me
>turns out shes a lonely pooner not on T yet
>she has bpd, autism, ocd and is white
>does not even look that bad for a girl and is skinny
>wants me to go to her country and fuck her brains out when I get the chance and be her bf
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 84428

where do you meet these foids ese

 84431

Whats the method

 84435

lies made to bait the cacas o algo



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 83759[Reply]

i have a dilemma, no this is not bait, i’m genuinely reaching out for advice since this board is good on their nofap and anti porn stuff.

but yeah, i’m a foid. never revealed it on this board and if i ask for advice on here i usually just lie and act male. i’m moving in with my boyfriend and i have a porn and masturbation addiction and he doesn’t even know that i watch porn. i don’t really know what to do because of course we are sharing a room/bed but i have an incredibly high libido that he can’t catch up with all the time. and as soon as he leaves my house i start instantly jacking off because i never finish from sex and it literally “blue balls” me and leaves me unfulfilled and horny for the remainder of the time that he’s over. i don’t know what i’m going to do because im never going to finish during sex and now i can’t really masturbate or watch porn because that’s extremely embarrassing to get caught doing. i’m scared that im never gonna be able to have an orgasm again because of this whole dilemma but also knowing me my porn addiction will probably take over and i’ll watch it locked in the bathroom. idk i know this is weird and gross but i need advice desperately.

BYA: yes im a girl
i have asperger’s
yes my boyfriend knows i use the sharty, we bonded cause he uses other altchans too.
neither of us are normgroids
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 84375

>>84372
Kill yourself you stupid nigger attantionfagging foid and go back to the 'cuck or wherever you came from.
here https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/
Go here next time

 84376

>>84375
i hate der ‘cuck i went on it for one day and instantly switched to the sharty

 84377

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>>>84375 (You)
>i hate der ‘cuck i went on it for one day and instantly switched to the sharty

 84395

>>84375
4cuck is genuinely saddening to be in. This girl was barely 18 and obviously losing full control of her life and rotting mentally and what do 4cacas do? Beg and shame for nudes

at least with the sharty's r9k, half of replies would have called her out for being retarded instead of the whole thread being pussy begging

 84397

>>84395
tsmt. plus all r9k users on here talk about nofap 24/7 and porn addiction. i had a dilemma, i knew this was a place that i could possible get advice on. i did get advice as well as people calling me a retard which kinda snaps you back to reality. it’s a tough love situation on here and i probably wouldn’t want it any other way because it’s the most helpful kind of advice

 84423

>>84395
she should've gone to /adv/ then



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 84379[Reply]

Why are modern men so cucked?

 84401

Post the clip of him punching the couch

 84420

modern men are soyboys because of feminism



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 84419[Reply]

Thank you quote for rolling back the website, good night


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 84374[Reply]

I USED THE SHARTY FOR ELEVEN HOURS TODAY HOW DO I STOP THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS

 84391

stop being a shut in

 84398

>>84374 (OP)
yeah the dopamine hits from the shardee feel good and i just keep refreshing various boards for hours too

 84406

sharty can not be that interesting bro

 84417

Get a Turkish proxy or a VPN, go to getcoldturkey.com, download the app, set it up, and block soyjak.st, make sure it’s impossible to bypass the block, and you’ll be in the clear



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 84343[Reply]

And when i mean slow i mean in stuff like understanding concepts,understanding punchlines to jokes,school work growing up and most things in my life. And the thing is
never really realized that im slow until like 2 month ago. The really weird part is that I've never been diagnosed with any disability like autism or dyslexia so I may genuinely be retarded and honestly I feel like shit knowing this probably can't be changed
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 84350

>>84344
Thanks for making me feel better

 84353

Its ok to be slow brother. Its definitely a disadvantage, but you aren't a worse person for it, some things just might be a bit harder. If you are willing to put in work, you can do basically everything that somebody smarter can, if you are smart and lazy you are no different from anyone else, and you can still stand out through effort.

Nobaldi cares about not understanding punchlines, theres enough autists out there that its not too weird for somebody to not understand.

 84394

absolutely
one of my friends is slow and genuinely double digit IQ, but he worked really hard and got into Stanford

motivation and discipline is infinitely more important than IQ

you can do what you apply yourself to <3

 84396

>>84394
How did this happen? I hope you aren’t lying

 84415

>>84396
i swear i'm not. it's just what i said. motivation and discipline leads to perseverance.
for the record ive been tested at 98th percentile iq and i ended up dropping out of high school.
being slower doesn't automatically disqualify you from being a high achiever

>honestly I feel like shit knowing this probably can't be changed

it's difficult to change inherent intelligence, but it is absolutely possible to change the ways you view challenges and how you approach and overcome them

 84416

people say im too ditzy



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 84410[Reply]

Hi /r9k/ how are you enjoying the nulog?

 84411

geg its kinda funny

 84412

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it's… BLAZINGLY FAST



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 83893[Reply]

I noticed that despite real self-improvement actually being possible in every field of human capability in the modern world, you still have normies shilling it and shaming you if you do it. I distinct the real self improvement, the kind that is enough to change your destiny, such as iqmaxxing or looksmaxxing, from ineffiecient things like gymmaxxing or outright cope such as "be confident bro". Whenever you bring up things that actually change your destiny, an npc nigger swarm mobilizes to either tell you that it doesnt work despite mountains of evidence in favor of said self improvement method or ouright shame and call you names if the efficiency of a certain method cant be denied. A good example is a looksmaxxer called Androgenic. If this guy just popped into youtube in the form he is now, normies would be meatriding him to death, but since he showed his journey and showed that he actually changed his destiny, he is radioactive to normies. Anyone who denies the role that they were given by genetics is automatically a blasphemer in the eyes of the normies. This goes both ways: if someone naturally good at math abandons this field and goes on to create music, for example, he would be called out and encouraged to do the thing he's supposed to do, while someone not naturally good at math will be clowned on if he tries hard and denies his destiny, and if he makes it and matches the level of those who had a headstart in this field, normies will say that they actually encouraged him all along and deflect critisism using his example.
What are your thoughts on this?
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 83901

>>83900
Gay normbot still cant do anything except call me names, did i actually manage to trigger your defensive programming?

 83910

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>>83893 (OP)
Normies read stuff like Atomic Habits, don’t apply it, and then say it doesn’t work. They just consume shit without actually using the knowledge. They also watch stuff like Fight Club, which is a good movie, but you shouldn’t take everything you see in movies as gospel, especially the scene where Tyler Durden says self-improvement is masturbation, which unironically is the type of "self-improvement" normies do, where they watch and read self-improvement content without applying any of it. .

 83911

>>83910
What you said ties perfectly into the theory that for most people the single most important thing is keeping appearances, but you are missing out on one thing. When normies read something like the book you described, they, on a subconsiouss level, do not expect to see improvements. They are so brainwashed that they genuinely cannot even think that they could live a life even slightly different from what they're living now, so when a person who didnt show an aptitude for a particular thing and gets good at it anyway, normies think that this person is either faking it or just on a lucky streak

 83912

>>83911
I completely agree. They suffer cognitive dissonance because they have been brainwashed into believing that self-improvement doesn’t work.

 83914

>>83901
No, but you did manage to make me laugh pretty hard.

 84402

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>I noticed that despite real self-improvement actually being possible in every field of human capability in the modern world, you still have normies shilling it and shaming you if you do it. I distinct the real self improvement, the kind that is enough to change your destiny, such as iqmaxxing or looksmaxxing, from ineffiecient things like gymmaxxing or outright cope such as "be confident bro". Whenever you bring up things that actually change your destiny, an npc nigger swarm mobilizes to either tell you that it doesnt work despite mountains of evidence in favor of said self improvement method or ouright shame and call you names if the efficiency of a certain method cant be denied. A good example is a looksmaxxer called Androgenic. If this guy just popped into youtube in the form he is now, normies would be meatriding him to death, but since he showed his journey and showed that he actually changed his destiny, he is radioactive to normies. Anyone who denies the role that they were given by genetics is automatically a blasphemer in the eyes of the normies. This goes both ways: if someone naturally good at math abandons this field and goes on to create music, for example, he would be called out and encouraged to do the thing he's supposed to do, while someone not naturally good at math will be clowned on if he tries hard and denies his destiny, and if he makes it and matches the level of those who had a headstart in this field, normies will say that they actually encouraged him all along and deflect critisism using his example.
>What are your thoughts on this?


I think the average person just despises the fact that real true progress and achievement requires hard work and time rather than a simple 'just do it bro' or something among the lines of 'muh talntz n shiet'

this realisation that they could have been so much more and do so much more enrages them… this is why they feel the need to antagonize those who have put in the hard work and hours to genuinely improve themselves physically and mentally… it reminds them they are a fucking failure and a goyim



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