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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

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Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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how do i ask for a girl's phone number without feeling like a creep

 β„–104509

It REALLY depends on the situation and who the girl is.

Usually you chat her up and, if you two hit it off, you say you'd like to meet up again. When you two finish up chatting, before parting you can ask if she'd like to meet up again. If she says yes then you can offer her you can exchange phone numbers/social media.

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>>104509
i have known her for a while

 β„–104513

If you've known her for a while its really easy to get her number, but more in a friend way than a romantic relationship. If you just ask her shell probably give it to you, make it sound like "I don't think i have your number" if you've known each other for ages.

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>I seem to have forgotten my number… can I, by chance, have yours, mlady?

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just be tall attractive etc and you wont be "creepy"

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I already posted this on /soy/ but people there just bait and you can't have a conversation with them so i hope that /r9k/ is more civil

This is a serious thread.

So I've always some homosexual thoughts both romantic and sexual ones, but it was always really mild.
But Recently i had a realy emotionaly painful experience with a woman.
After that experience besides feeling really bad i also noticed that I started being way more attracted to men than usual, like a lot.
My feelings after the painful event are still fresh and strong so idk if after those bad feelings die down will i stop being gay, or am i stuck like that forever?
Note that im still just as much attracted to women.
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I think that you are having gay thoughts because you are afraid of being rejected again by a woman. Maybe you view men as more attainable, this could be because you are one or also because gay men are generally degenerates and would have sex with anything.

Being gay is always because of circumstance. It is disordered to be gay because the primary objective of any organism is to reproduce, and to reproduce you must be straight and preferably mate for life.

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>>104366
>>104426
>>104432
>fagot
ITT we post 9K111 Fagot

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yes retard you can become gay, youre doing it right now. Go buy a female prostitute and get your dick wet or something

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>>104529
How is getting a prostitute going to change anything, I think that it's just gonna make stuff worse because after it's over I would probably feel way worse than now.

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 β„–104428[Reply]

Until 3 years ago, my life sucked, but I also put no effort in so it was like "I guess I deserve it idk".

But 3 years ago I decided to get my shit together. I tried taking antidepressants, exercise, tried making a video game, tried learning a language, tried cold showers, tried meditating, tried breathwork, tried sprinting, tried carnivore diet, tried quitting sugar & porn. And somehow I don't feel any better.

This might sound schizo but I think somehow my body & mind don't want to get better. Like my brain actually wants me to be a fag loser who lies in bed and watches YT shorts all day. When I do that, I look healthier, I sleep easier, I have no inflammation, I'm calmer, I'm happier. It's really confusing. It's like I was set up to fail.

 β„–104429

solution: get a girlfriend

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>>104429
I actually got one and not even that fixed it

 β„–104431

You probably did too much at once. You want to reach a level where you feel accomplished at the end of the day, but arent stressed out either. Choose one thing or two to focus on. So maybe, you do your work, then you go to the gym, and learn the language. Thats it, not everything at once. If you try quitting every bad habit at once its also harder. Quit porn, but let yourself eat a bit of sugar from time to time. Then once you are used to not watching porn, drop sugar too. You have to take it slow.

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maybe start drinking to balance it out, you know? some good (drinking) and some bad (all that stupid shit youve started doing)

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 β„–104520[Reply]

>with some guys in a crowded hangout area
>group of girls a few meters from us
>one of them turns and asks for my name while smiling
>I look confused for a bit and tell her my name
<"I spotted you :)"
>she then turns around and starts laughing with her friends
>the guys i was with start telling me I "scored" and stuff like that
>I look confused for a bit and go back on my phone
What the fuck happened? Apparently spotting means to like search for someone but you don't know their name/identity, was she actually genuine? I don't know if to believe it because I don't trust girls that laugh after talking to me, and I don't trust the guys I was with as I hate them. Was she making fun of me? Why is socializing so unintuitive and complicated? Am I retarded? This has never happened to me before and I am scared of women

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>>104520 (OP)
dismissing the reasonable suspicioun, and lets assume the girl was genuinely in to you. How is is one even supposed to respond in such situation?

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Women do that kind of shit, similar situations have happened to me a few times and I never know what to do



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 β„–104341[Reply]

I genuinely don't want to become a 100% chud. For years I was swallowing one redpill after another, and yet, I can't bring myself to hate all jews, poc, lgbt etc. I saw proofs of the fact that all of them are bad and evil, but I still believe that despite the fact that many of them are awful, there still must be at least a few ones who are good hearted people who doesn't wish for an extinction of white straight people. Call me a faggot, cuck or a tranny, but my brain just refuses to believe that every single one of them are evil. Maybe I'm still brainwashed? IDK, what do you guys think? Any advices?
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Your just not mentally ill.
Not every fagot is a pedo, many are but not all of them same with niggers, not every nigger is retarded
People who think otherwise are either larping or are mentally retarded

 β„–104386

black and white thinking is retarded and you shouldnt hate people. many nonwhite people in the world despise whites but you shouldnt hate them, just get away from them. hate is a parasite that takes advantage of you when you are vulnerable. its just another trick, like all the rest of them.

 β„–104390

Don't listen to these demoralizing niggers. Hate is groovy, it's fun, and it's necessary. It lives inside you every second of every day. And you know what? You need hate, and we need to let you hate since we're you're friends. We want to see you happy, healthy, and a little bit angry. So don't hold back or hesitate, sit back, smile, relax, and hate. Everyone needs a scapegoat, a whipping boy. When you find someone to hate, it fills your heart with joy.

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>Don't listen to these demoralizing niggers. Hate is groovy, it's fun, and it's necessary. It lives inside you every second of every day. And you know what? You need hate, and we need to let you hate since we're you're friends. We want to see you happy, healthy, and a little bit angry. So don't hold back or hesitate, sit back, smile, relax, and hate. Everyone needs a scapegoat, a whipping boy. When you find someone to hate, it fills your heart with joy.
<Unoriginal Content!

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>>104341 (OP)

Then just don't be a chud. We can always laugh at the dumb bitches that say "All men are rapists" because we know that not all men are rapists. This is the same for minority groups. Not all blacks are niggers, it's all upbringing. I'm anti-immigration because immigration from the 3rd world shitifys the culture and make the population more shit. More blacks in the country is a symptom, not a causation of shitty culture. If we had a pure culture the white population would be increasing.

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>>104341 (OP)
We all know that at least some people from any group are good or bad, understanding that doesn't make you not a chud. It's about understanding that a society that puts these other groups with us cannot last for various reasons. For example I've seen 2 or 3 Jews who oppose white genocide, I guess those guys are decent. That doesn't mean that the general Jewish control of government/institutions/culture shouldn't be hated though.



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I genuinely have no idea where to find girls my age. I don't want to be a clittycel chud my entire life, I'm 18 and still a khhv, no dating experience, only 1 girl I could even consider my friend in the last 5 years of my life, and only because we sat next to in class. My issue is that I'm doing an apprenticeship in engineering, so theres only 2 girls, and one is already in a relationship and the other is a muslim. Theres barely any girls my age in the company, and I have no clue where to meet more. Friends are out of the question because I went to a boys school in secondary, so none of them have female friends.

>Inb4 hating on me for wanting to meet foids

I don't want to be an incel sitting in his room alone his whole life ok? If I have any chance, its now, while I still have my hair, I'm not fat and I'm still young. I'm not that ugly either, just a bit of a sperg. Even if its not a relationship, being around girls my age is a good thing, it means I will at least be able to socialise with them and won't be an awkward retard.

I know its the wrong board to ask for advice on since most of you are also incels, but do you at least know of where I can meet women? Are apps worth a shot or just jewish lust farms? Ideally whatever it is wouldn't require too much time, I still have the apprenticeship to deal with as well so I'm quite busy.
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>>104494
Thanks for the answer, my issue is that most of my interests are either spergy to the point where I would only meet men, or I am not involved in the community and don't want to be because they are all faggots. A vidya convention would theoretically make sense, but any women there are likely tranny-loving cosplayfags. Might still be worth a try doebeit, worst case scenario I just look at the merch or whatever they have.
An example of a sperg interest I have is tanks, I went to an event at a museum where they got some running and did a demonstration, there were basically just men with the only women being mothers that probably got dragged along by their autist sons/husbands

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>>104499
Also the advice that i usually get is to just talk with people, even if you don't like it and it's understandable and awkward at first, it's sadly the only way to meet people

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>>104501
I dont have a trouble with talking to others, my issue is that i need to be in an environment with people that are actually willing to talk. Cold approaching is a regarded strat that nobody ever used. I managed to make friends with that girl since she was in my physics class at school and we sat next to each other. I just need an opportunity to actually talk to them.

The advice "just talk to people bro" is flung around so often its ridiculous. If you walk up to a random and start talking to them they will likely think you are a gigasperg, unless you have something in common, like sharing a class, office, project, club, etc.

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>>104503
I get that "talk to people" advice before i usually don't do that even when surrounded by people i share interests with

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>>104499
If anything you get to make friends at a vidya con, if youre giga autistica I suggest putting a cosplay on to hide your face a bit more so the awkardness feels less bad
>An example of a sperg interest I have is tanks, I went to an event at a museum where they got some running and did a demonstration, there were basically just men with the only women being mothers that probably got dragged along by their autist sons/husbands
Dont follow this rabbit hole of trying to find your woman through autistic interests, atleast not through shit like tanks. Try to track what autistic interests women are actually into like anime and shit, my past exes were into stuff like anime and comic books, I wasnt super into it at the time but when I was in the crush phase I got more into it so I could properly target them and get closer, to maybe get a real shot if that makes any sense

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>>104518
Im definitely not going down that rabbit hole geg. I only went to the tank thing because i wanted to, i wasnt thinking of women in the slightest when i went.

I guess ill go to a vidya con then. Would you say its good to go with or without friends?
Im thinking if i go there i might as well see what the whole cosplay thing is about, would take very little effort to go as the engineer from tf2



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 β„–104394[Reply]

>remember when
I FUCKING HATE THIS PHRASE IT'S NEVER ABOUT ANYTHING GOOD FUCK

 β„–104395

remember when during the late quote era babyjak

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remember when we had namerolls? i really miss namerolls.

 β„–104398

Tony Soprano spoke of this

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I spoke of this

 β„–104424

take a chill pill

 β„–104528

>remember when we had namerolls? i really miss namerolls.
thoses were stupid and not classic, this new salt era is super classic and every admin before were gay nigger demons from carthage



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Dear Women,
>> what do you want in a boyfriend or husband?
>> do women only date for financial reasons or do they actually look for someone they can love and be proud of?
>> will women ever be able to save face after Lindsay Clancy?
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>>104393
total lies for the first two answers, femoid trvke for the last

 β„–104452

Not a woman but my mom once told me that the number one most important thing for a woman if safety of her children and that husband should be able to provide it both emotionally and financially

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>>104319
Not a troon, but I shave a lot so this is how I do it:
-Get a single blade razor, it's better since you get less razor burn & ingrown hairs. Make sure to go with or perdendicular to the grain of your hair (in which direction your hair grows), and only go against the grain if you really want a smooth finish. Make sure to do long strokes with the razor, and no need to press it too hard, since safety razors have built-in weights.
-Prepare your skin by wetting it with warm water, then of course use shaving foam, and after shaving I rinse again with warm water then apply aftershave balm. If you have an alcoholic aftershave spray, I reccomend moisturising after it.

So yeah smth liek that

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>>104393
@grok answer this as a woman

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>>104449
Do you think that I'm lying about my beliefs or that I am lying about how wages have made women more materialistic?

 β„–104526

>>what do you want in a boyfriend or husband?
>I would like my husband to be strong both physically and mentally, and prepared to begin and support a family.
>>do women only date for financial reasons or do they actually look for someone they can love and be proud of?
>I think that most women would ideally like to have the latter, but finances are something too important to just ignore in order to find that person. On one hand, its not entirely their faults. A single income used to be enough for a couple with 2-3 children but shortly after the gender pay gap narrowed, prices rose and dual incomes became much more common. Now that women make the same amount of money, if not, more than some men, they have become more expectant of their partners because they are attracted to the power that a man holds. Its almost like they want to have their cake and eat it too, but I think that reduces the complexity of the issue at hand. Women intrinsically want to be able to rely on men, but because of todays circumstances, they simultaneously believe that they should advance their career as well. So my answer to the question is that typically, no, they do not. But, because of the relatively sudden shift in society, the problem seems much more prevalent.
>>will women ever be able to save face after Lindsay Clancy?
>Yes, I do think they will. Like many others on this board, I have become very cynical and have begun to subscribe to the belief that "nothing ever happens". This event will slowly fade into oblivion through all the other pointless noise just like how it did with CK or the Epstein Files. I do think more men are becoming jaded with modern women, but not on as grand of a scale as some people would have you believe. The majority of males I observe day to day still beg for female validation. For instance, today I was doing an project with several other people and the conversation went to fraternities, and then to the Cornell gangbang thing that women are leaking over right now. The only guy in my group completely believed it without a hint of doubt or suspicion. I really don't think there will be any repealing of the 19th anytime soon, and it will have to get a whole lot worse before it gets any better.
>
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 β„–104433[Reply]

A symbol is a form, shape or drawing that represents something else.

Multiple Personality Disorder (or Dissociative Identity Disorder) (MPD/DID) is a disorder where a traumatized victim creates different alters or personalities. Such hysteria/neurosis affects most trannies. It is an effect of trauma's like sexual abuse as a child (including EPI), used in hypnosis and trauma based mind control of the Saturn cult, where the mind is split into different personalities through sexual abuse (pedophilia, torture, satanic ritual abuse).
Through techniques of torture, trauma can be created and the mind can be split: the mind dissociates or splits in attempt to shield the mind from memories too painful. To escape the trauma, victims go back to a childlike mind state. Dissociation and alter ego's can triggered with certain hypnotic triggers.
Early porn introduction, more commonly known by its initials, EPI, is the deliberate distribution of provocative and suggestive media in spaces where minors are present, in the hopes of them devolving into porn addicts or "one of them" down the line,[1] which is a tactic that a certain notorious pedophile used. This can come in the form of sexually stimulating furry art, popular phrasals, or hypersexual memetic mediums that glorify the emasculation of one's own virility, often presented as "jokes" in a rabbit hole known as irony poisoning, something most failtrolls have fallen victim to. Many gooners reminisce about their first exposure to pornography as a child.

Pink/purple colours symbolize dissociation/trauma.

Alice in Wonderland (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland) is a book by pedophile Lewis Carroll (Society for Psychical Research), published in 1865, made into a movie by Disney, as a manual for families with multi-generational sexual abuse, to create a Monarch slave, through trauma based mind control. Alice is trapped in a too small house as she increases in size (confinement in cages, dollhouse programming).

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KUZ
Soylita was endorsed by Kuz and Doll. Derivatives like 'Shoyta' were prevalent during the late Quote-era and Quote approved a 'toss with the 'Shoyta' variant and rapeson.

'kuz' was approximately 19 years old at the time he acquired the site.
'kuz' continued to normalize pedophilia on soyjak.party, adding a lolicon board. Kuz had a separate site called "Heyuri", which was used for similar purposes as well as hosting CSAM/gore.
'kuz' had multiple identities (dissociation). His main soysphere mainfag identity revolved around a communist Russian soldier LARP. Despite this, he was involved with an edgesphere 'cord that now is known as 'Kuzcord', which has been memoryholed. There his degeneracy excels, especially in his leaked DMs with his friend 'Kaguya'. He speaks in a feminine, childish way (dissociation)

'DOLL' (Dollhouse programming) was a pedophile involved in this 'cord and helped manage the site, Soybooru, SoyjakWiki and Soycraft. He would call soyteens his "little buddies" (Doll programming). 'DOLL' hired several pedophiles and the site had the most pedophiles under his reign. He added a board named 'The Dollhouse' (Dollhouse programming, pedophilia)

'froot' served as the third owner of the party. He added the boards /lo/ - lolicon (EPI/pedophilia) and /mlp/ - My Little Pony. My Little Pony is a toy line and media franchise aimed towards little girls (Dissociation). He would ban soyteens who attempted to spam and derail those boards during The Great Purge (torture, control).

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truke
>Unoriginal niggers!

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>>>Reading this so i can mentally rape myself and feel like ive had sexual intercourse



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 β„–104524[Reply]

tis real


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What's the safest-edgy thing you've ever said? For me, it was when I told a girl I was going to decapitate her and then have sex with her dead head when she didn't want to go out with me.
No arrow 'cuz that's the safest-edgy thing I've said.
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The one I've said? Probably a basic jew or kirk joke.

The "safe edgy" thing that pisses me off the most is the whole femboy and goth mommy thing. Theres been that vidrel about "that guy who still makes femboy jokes" that explains it pretty well, I know some people who will keep making "jokes" about how they would love to fuck a femboy, and that its not gay o algo because they look feminine. The "Goth mommy" ones are also so basic, its just people going OMGSISA at any woman with big boobs.

 β„–104515

oh the most safe edgy thing I have said myself yeah i dont know i dont keep track of the thingsi say

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>>104493
i used to act like this with my friends in order to make fun of myself back in school, probably one of the reasons why i dont talk to them anymore , self-depreciating myself everyday as a mega goonclown really effected me

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>>104477
I think that’s specifically a xitternigger thing, which sucks because I think a lot about hitting people with hammers

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I used to talk a lot of shit about countries like Poland and France, but it wasn’t just European countries, so I don’t know if that’s really safe edgy, since that’s how everyone on /pol/ talks

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>>104521
Killing someone with a blunt object has got to be the most personal and brutal way someone could get killed. Like hitting someone in the head with a blunt object and giving them a seizure from the trauma is really fucked up people dying to blunt objects in the head are like the worst gore videos ever. With something bladed its more "clean", you know its like over and done, but with something like a hammer its repeated and probably hurts a lot more.



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 β„–100000[Reply]

AUSTRIA WON FAGGOTS LOST
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>>100000 (OP)
such a shame for what the Jews did to Europe

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bumperino nigger

 β„–103725

bumping this Austrian gem

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>>103725
Snca faggot

 β„–104483

TRANNIES KEEP SEETHING AT THIS AUSTRIAN WIN

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Austria wonnered



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 β„–104484[Reply]

>look at me i do selfharm i slightly cut my arm
chop your finger off

 β„–104514

Meds, Sproke and BBC treatment recommended by Dr Soyberg.



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 β„–103809[Reply]

Both of my parents should be cooked alive in a brazen bull. My mom for giving me her shit genes and my dad for reproducing with her.

 β„–104476

dis
<nuongilanl contn

 β„–104478

Real, my dad is very tall but I’m slightly below average cause of my mom’s side

 β„–104479

Well said, well said

 β„–104480

Your son will think this of you btw

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>>104480
Damn…
<unoriginal or something

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>>104480
son? im gay!



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