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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–98935[Reply]

There's no hope for spergs

 β„–98937

We too spergy to have sex



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 β„–98936[Reply]

I hate being sober


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 β„–98788[Reply]

i fucking hate living in a super diverse ultra liberal metropolis. more than half the ppl at university are fat brown/blacks or demented white trannies with dyed hair and piercings
i literally CANNOT make any normal friends
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>>98856
No no listen to me ok? That joke sucked and you will end up like Nettspend if you go down this path.

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>>98866
This guy is a grinch
He's just trying to bring you down
The Joke was funny
You will end up like an Aryan Trapstar if you go down this path

 β„–98874

>>98873
I am not the grinch think of me as a psychic who wants to save you from impending doom. The joke was bad you will end up like a horrible version of Seth McFarlane if you keep this up

 β„–98878

>>98874
Don't listen to this scrooge
He's looshfarming you by making you feel bad
Think of me as your conscious, your Jiminy Cricket
The joke was good and you will end up like a modern Gene Wilder if you continue down this path

 β„–98918

marge why do such places attract shitskins and troons?

 β„–98934

>>98918
Job opportunities for shitskins and for troons it's just that cities are more accepting of degeneracy and most people you meet on the streets don't know you so you can get away with a lot of stuff that in some rural area would'nt go unnoticed, also there's more kids to groom or something



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 β„–98919[Reply]

I am 23 and I have no job and I stopped going to college. The last job I had was in March this year until I got fired. I’ve been putting in applications but never hear a word back from anyone. I have no friends and I pretty much just leech off my parents (who rightfully despise me). I do what I can, keep the house clean, do chores, and stay out of everyone’s way. I don’t get into trouble and I don’t nag anyone. I just do nothing, pretty much. Well, honestly, I don’t know what to do with my life anymore. I have no dreams or aspirations and I’m not particularly talented at anything. I foresee a future where I am homeless before I’m 30. I would ask for advice, but I’m pretty sure at my age, it’s already too late to fix any of this. I kind of wish someone would murder me.

 β„–98926

dude ur only 23, its not over until you turn 30 you still have 7 fucking years thats a lot of time

 β„–98930

join the military
>>98926
dont listen to this guy, your too old to be living with your parents and your too old to be using the internet quite frankly. You need to gain some level of self-independence

 β„–98933

>>98930
Don't do stupid shit like joining the balditary, just get into trades and you'll be fine, also nowadays being thirty and living with your parents is pretty common, I'm not saying that you should not do anything to move out but if you fail don't beat yourself up about it, you still have some time



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 β„–98929[Reply]

hi fit I went on a walk today

lets have a tread thread. tell us about your treks

 β„–98932

I walked 5 kilometers and did some leg exercises,my legs hurt very much



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 β„–98881[Reply]

Having sex that isn’t solely for the purpose of reproduction is the same as gooning

 β„–98883

>>98881 (OP)
Not necessarily.

Having intercourse without the intention being reproduction can be purely out of love, whilst gooning is completely and utterly out of the desire for pleasure.

 β„–98884

>>98883
"Love" is a retarded sham our bodies made up to encourage us to pass down our genes. Sex is for procreation and procreation only

 β„–98890

>Having intercourse without the intention being reproduction can be purely out of love
especially true if it's your wife you're having sex with

 β„–98902

>>98884
you must have a very high iq to believe that, please tell us more about how love is just chemicals nd sheeeee mane

 β„–98915

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>>98902
are you trying to imply that it isn't?

 β„–98931

lust is what you're thinking of. love is not so short lived



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 β„–98010[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

how does one acquire a online girlfriend?
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>>98888
>its not real
do you want me to show you nigga

 β„–98891

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>>98888
>>98889
eve&doe you already think its my fault for not being understanding enough about him goonin to 'oli, but also it never happened apparently?
<
so even if i show you proof of him confirming it happened you're going to deny it, but the proof is there regardless. you're right this shit flinging is very useless. you guys just enjoy your little janny circle jerk alright.

 β„–98898

>>98889
perhaps
>>98891
huh? i am saying that even if you are right you have demonstrated that your behavior towards it probably didn’t actually help him there should have been more understanding here and taking away 4chan was not doing that if anything it hurt him

 β„–98907

>>98836
just dare don’t any niggers here if you can’t already tell by this thread it is a horrible idea. you (you) are never going to have a fun time dating within the soysphere most people here have unresolved issues and speaking need to take care of themselves before they start dating people anyway you don’t need soyteen girlfriend

 β„–98912

posting in a rare pph thread

 β„–98928

now after this I feel like half of posters here are jannies geg



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 β„–97828[Reply]

I'd like to preface this by saying this isn't related to trooning out or faggotry and is rather me asking for advice as im slowly trying to be rid of a mental issue I've had for a long time.

Im a man but I don't 100% understand how to be one entirely, I grew up without a father figure and I was mentally ill and deeply isolated in my tween/teen years and was suicidal. I've always been very sensitive cuz of autism and very physically weak and small my whole life, I was really insecure about this in high school and I was already depressed so I found myself latching onto media like deltarune and sanrio stuff and a variety of cute themed furry webcomics because I saw myself in/related to "soft" male characters like ralsei or Yonkagor's characters, I never really saw myself in or related to normal masculine men due to the circumstances of my childhood.

Originally I just did fantasies of getting away from reality like waking up as Ralsei and wandering his big fun castle and going on adventures, however it turned over time from just coping with my insecurities to actively seriously wanting to be the characters so I could be cute and "pretty" like them and not have any hardships or expectations, and because I was not well in the head the fantasy reached a point where I got the idea of offing myself to escape the real world and then going to a afterlife where I basically become one of those characters so I could BE an cute fluffy cartoon character forever.

While I have made alot of progress in subduing this it warped my perception of self where whenever I think or picture myself doing something even typing things out or reading things I don't hear my actual voice but just naturally hear some squeaky cartoon character voice in my head when I think or read something, because my brain just got used to picturing myself as that.

Whats should I do about this? I really envy normal guys who grow up and do normal lives without ever having these weird fantasies because I mostly don't know what to do about the fact my brain wants me to off myself so I can be whisked off to furry fantasyland as discount ralsei forever but I'd like to hear from you guys what I should do about it.
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>>98555
this one, it's in docdroid link there
soyjakwiki.org/SNCA:Parasite_Pill

 β„–98613

bvmo because this interests me

 β„–98620

>>98589
This would make some sense especially since I was outright suicidal when I was totally consumed by this stuff and not fighting against it and it mentions how worms make the host destroy themselves to spread.

 β„–98622

>>98613
Thank you. I think im on the road to making real progress on this since prior I was kind of stuck in a loop of silently struggling with this and then kind of "relapsing" after a negative incident, but having extra input on things has helped like the idea to manually sound out thoughts so I hear them in a normal voice and not the cartoon animal voice my mind defaults to.

 β„–98895

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Ah fuck man, my progress got kinda pushed back a bit because I had another dream of this stuff This happens often to me I will make progress and then I have a dream that kind of resets me back maybe that thing about the worms is true since it kind of feels like someone or something WANTS me to be like this.

This time it was just I dreamt of Ralsei and I kind of reverted back to that headspace since it was very comforting and oddly coherent for a dream.

 β„–98927

>>98895
that recurring dreams thing sounds disturbing. I seldom had some which included my fetishes but these weren't wet doe. they were different from each other and they didn't revert my disgust in any way.
>it kind of feels like someone or something WANTS me to be like this.
I had similar feeling, especially during nut clarity. as if I was possessed when lusting over stuff. your case seems interesting in aspect that it's close to trannyism but without outright lustful things
<how often do you think about this character?
<do you have Ralsei on wallpapers/avatar/etc?
<how did the idea of Ralsei being male affix inside your mind? when I see this character my brain says "I'm sure this is a female"



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 β„–98903[Reply]

Is this a consequence of porn addiction?

>24 yo, finnaly found sub5 foid who wont refuse me to have sex

>dick didn't get hard
>visit a doctor, my testosterone is 9 points above normal range
>Physiologically, everything is fine.
>try abstain; no nocturnal emission after 20 days, no desire.
>forcing myself to masturbate, very hard to end up

I think i overgooned, what should i do, is this over for me?

 β„–98905

this has to be fake

 β„–98906

It’s because you’re still grossed out by the sub5. It’s probably permanent unless you give yourself amnesia. You could try injecting dewormer into your brain to kill two birds with one stone

 β„–98908

Ignore pseudoscience retards. It's probably medical, not psychological. Yes your ED can be caused by porn addiction. Pretty sure it's just when blood can no longer flow properly to your dick.

 β„–98911

haha retard everyone told you not to watch porn and you did anyways

 β„–98924

>>98906
meds you don't inject it, you take pills. doe I think you're right about sub5 being too ugly.

 β„–98925

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>Ignore pseudoscience retards or something



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 β„–93739[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6]

I want to research the process of one becoming addicted to porn.
Post your stories about how you became a porn addict, got into fetishes and such. Describe what exactly holds you off from changing to the better.
I myself had a porn addiction but got rid of it thanks to deworming.
>the arrow
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>>98626
How do you know?
<nurega

 β„–98887

>>98045
groomed by a madness combat fan

 β„–98920

I'm hideously bored and not horny whatsoever. What do?

 β„–98921

>>98920
maybe read parasite pill pdf? there is some bs but also interesting stuff

 β„–98922

>>98887
idk why but both a lot of troons and chuds like this game

 β„–98923

>>98626
which fetishes did you have?



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 β„–98893[Reply]

Do you have a journal? How do you start one?
Well, obviously I can just write stuff in a .txt file but sometimes the circumstances do not allow for me to pull out my phone and start typing.
And If I arrive home most of what I thought about gets lost plus I generally do not like repeating myself.
Is there any substitution for a physical journal? What do you think?

 β„–98894

I have the same issues, and I also don’t know how to accurately write my thoughts because I’m an ambivalent β€˜tard

 β„–98897

I have a leather journal for introspection, and I carry a notepad to write down ideas and throughts

 β„–98899

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>I have a leather journal for introspection, and I carry a notepad to write down ideas and throughts
<unoriginal

 β„–98913

>>98893 (OP)
Get Joplin, Nusoi.
It is a free and open source note taking app that can be synced between multiple devices if you would like.

 β„–98917

I do it with a physical pen and notepad. It's also a good way to maintain proper hand writing.



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 β„–98658[Reply]

How do I make enough money to never have to work or talk to a person ever again

 β„–98660

I have been making music lately. Just some ambient drones and soundscapes I make with whatever random ass plugins I have on ableton and my guitar. How likely am I to make enough money from that so that I can quit my job and just stay at home all day and be a total recluse from the shitstorm that is the world today?

 β„–98661

I have been making music for 12 years but i actually got a distributor to put things on spotify and youtube etc etc but how likely can I make it a real source of income so I dont have to put up with my job anymore. I dont even want to get another job. I just dont want to work 40 hours a week every week until I die. My life is wasting away by the minute. Im stuck in a shitty office cubicle making barely enough money to do anything outside of buying more music gear and playing video games. I wish I wasnt stuck here. It would be nice to make money from music and have all the free time I want.

 β„–98663

If I can honestly make as much as $700 a week from streaming music alone and patronage money from bandcamp or some shit then i would feel comfortable leaving my job to do whatever I want. Until then im just stuck in a loop for god knows how long

 β„–98916

>>98663
The problem with 'industries' such as this is that they are so flooded with the raw sewage of AI or retards making shitty beats and mumble rap, thus it has become near impossible to gain traction in by simply putting things on streaming platforms. The only way I could see this working for you is if you get wildly trendy on der 'tok and start shilling courses to people online who have the creativity of a lobotomy patient and have below zero critical thought.

If you really want to buy yourself more time in this godforsaken shit hole, I would recommend living as below your means as possible and not buying anything that is not completely necessary, things like vidya games can be pirated safely with a small bit of knowledge and common sense, and there is a whole cacophony of second hand music gear out there if you so desire.

Another option could be to find a niche in which there will always be a demand for and become self employed.

Live in a garage and ration then subsequently freeze all food like meat and bread, wash with a small bit of water in the sink and soap, and ride a bike.



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 β„–98638[Reply]

I think I might have ADHD and that it might be impacting my academic performance. Would taking ADHD drugs meaningfully improve my results?

 β„–98640

>>98638 (OP)
Academic yes if you respond well. Everything else, not so much.

 β„–98641

>>98640
What do you mean by "respond well"?

 β„–98642

>>98641
How well the meds react with your body/brain. For some people it can be really effective, for others it might just not do shit

 β„–98647

>>98642
I see, thank you for explaining

 β„–98914

>>98638 (OP)
ADHD medication may improve your academic performance, but do you believe that is a sufficient enough trade off for being a soulless zombie?



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 β„–97979[Reply]

these are just the facts according to the bible bro
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>>98181
no I am an anti-pedo ally

 β„–98231

>>97979 (OP)
got any sources for your claims?

 β„–98237

>>98231
the bible

 β„–98254

>>98237
where in the Bible does it say all that?

 β„–98271

>>98254
just read any verse or watch any bible movie like bibleman. they arent pedos in the bible dude. THINK

 β„–98910

nobody has debunked this bible teaching yet proof me wron faget



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