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 β„–54732[Reply]

do you guys fuck wit my fit

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Why do retards dress like this?



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 β„–54573[Reply]

I DON'T WANNA BE SKINNYFAT ANYMORE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!
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Try calorie counting. Not just normal calorie counting but really focus on the nutation. I do oatmeal every morning, and measure it out to 1/2 a cup, then add two tablespoons of wheat germ, and 1/4 a cup of pecans.

I try for a light lunch and a light dinner. My goal for next month is to hit 100% for daily protein and fiber. I also do calorie counting by the WEEK instead of by the day. That way if i am naughty one day i can make up for it the next. I might start considering yogurt into the mix as that has good protein counts.

What i found is now that i cut out added sugars if i get tired having something sweet really gives me a nice boost of energy. Now that i think about it i might try a bit of honey in my coffee when i get tired like that. that would add protein and sugar.

Now last time i was in the ole costco i saw hemp seeds and chia seeds, and those looked like they added a loooot of nutrition, BUT, they also looked like they added a bit of calories. The thing about that 1/4 cup of pecans, is that they are MORE calories than 1/2 a cup of oatmeal. I will have to go back next time and really work on the breakfast math.

Once you get your food math down, next you need to work on your exercise. I admit that i am struggling on this. I have a weirder all in one weight machine that i use, and i am taking a look at mike mentzer.

Good luck on your journey OP. It sounds like you have a goal in mind, now you just need to plan it out.

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>>54629
>get a j-word
>in this economy
Already failed the very first step. Might as well rope

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want aids?

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LATER LOSERS
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I go where the site is anonymous. Here you're forced to post Flags + IDs. That was a mistake you'll be wishing didn't happen.

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>>54061
flags are optional when making a thread, 'sept /pol/ and i think /biz/. Want to discourage flaggots? Don't post in their threads and let them wallow in their own raisin

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>>54065
>>54061
I was just saying in a related thread that flags killed what could have been a new home for us

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>>54109
if they are upset about flags, that means they are faggots mad they can’t larp and run their stupid as fuck schizophrenia gimmicks that they spam all day on /pw/ to pass the time.
Awww did i use critical thinking?
Sorry bitch ass nigger

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>>53116
Nice. Imagine going back to that tranny owned raisinhole

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TESTES, TESTES 123



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 β„–33811[Reply]

why is thisboard all gay wrestling raisin?
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>>34028
I am high t and I would sex that

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>>33811 (OP)
we are the jews of 4chan and you've expelled us from our homeland

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>>33811 (OP)
Only homosexuals complain about people posting half naked female wrestlers

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 β„–54712

are you talking about kino freestyle/greco-roman wreslting or fondamentally gay american wrestling?



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 β„–10921[Reply]

Now that the warm weather is here you know I'll be booze cruisin
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i killed a kid back in 02'

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>>53866
Did he/she deserve it? You know, running over children is 100 points.

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>>53864
not an alcoholic, more of a binge drinker. i dont see the point drinking all day every day. its just miserable. if you only drink once a week but really get fucked up, it's a lot more fun.

i got obliterated at a restaurant bar one time, went out to the car and slept for 15 minutes. woke up, puked my guts out, felt great and drove home drunk as fuck. went to bed and slept for like 12 hours. didnt even realize i drove home drunk until the next day.

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>>53877
>>53877
>not an alcoholic, more of a binge drinker. i dont see the point drinking all day every day. its just miserable. if you only drink once a week but really get fucked up, it's a lot more fun.
Erm this is so me. I dont have the dopamine storage to enjoy getting fucked up more than twice a week

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But it’s almost time to go home
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>>51851
In anon's defense, he just wants to be an anon. You know. Like on /pw/.

You niggers say Flags are "no big deal". Okay, I'll call your bluff. Stop forcing people to post Flags if it's so meaningless. You still haven't told anyone here why you even want Flags! Other than
>"It's le funny"

And yet nobody here is laughing.

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>>51866
Have you ever fucked a Mom? No?
Then you don't know what Heaven is.
Old bitches nowadays are fReAkY

Thanks to the drugs I'm pumping into my cock to make it small enough to fit a vagina, I can only get erections with Blew Chew. But then I can fuck these dried up sluts for hours, knock the cobwebs off their birth canals, make em feel young again.

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>>48080
That guy is a straight up nigger

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>>51869
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Faggot.

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Swineamite
>fumbled
Hoglision
>fumbled
Hampage
>fumbled
Fight for the piglets
>fumbled
Full Oink
>fumbled
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 β„–53847

>no we aren't. The only ones leaving are the faggots like you who didnt belong here in the first place.
cry soyak

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I don't care for IDFlags, so my friends and I won't be coming back. Enjoy your gatekeeping, enjoy your Falgs.

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>>53815
>It's too late now. I tried to warn you…
they never listen

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>>54062
no one cares bitch nigger.
Enjoy your stupid fucking board that’s ran by a discord group of IRL losers

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Reminder: Since the 90s, boys are being taught in school that they can catch AIDS from their girlfriends which is utterly ridiculous. The fact is that you can't catch AIDS from heterosexual sex. All nasty STDs are bacterial and can easily be cured with antibiotics. You can literally fuck hookers with no condom. All the shock images they showed us in schools are from retarded third-worlders who left a dick infection untreated for 10 months instead of going to the doctor like a normal person and get antibiotics

>but why is Africa so high in AIDS

Because Africans practice something called "dry sex" where they use leaves and sand to dry out the pussy and then fuck it. I don't know why they do it, but you can guess how the resulting bloody mess ends up in aids

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Also herpes and HPV are a nothingburger, every girl has it and you're gonna catch it anyways at some point

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Do you want burning pee? do you want your dick to look like someone learned how to weld on it? WEAR A CONDOM!

This is the type of nonsense that would pollute 4cuck r9k. Stop thinking with your penis and start thinking with your brain.

Women gatekeep sex, men gatekeep relationships. Part of why things are so bad right now is because foids have decided to be part of chads harem until they hit the wall, and dumbraisins try to marry the first girl that gives them a blowjob.

HAVE some standards. become the shiniest and most cut gem you can be. Sharpen your body AND mind, and things will fall into place.



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a lot of marathon running niggas got there by pavlovs dogging themselves by pairing running with nicotine consumption. If they maintain the discipline of only using after/before doing long runs I'd imagine the benfits outway the negatives at least to them.
They've used nicotine to ultimately gain great enduring strength and cardio.

Now running with this premise, can I pavlovs dog myself with fapping, for somesort of power or higher goal?

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LIQUIDgods…. tf is ts?????????????



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 β„–54680[Reply]

Are planches, reverse planches and sisyphos squats enough to attain this physique? Going for that buff rapeson vibe.

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>>54680 (OP)
For the gut you need high metabolism or steroids.

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no for the buff rapeson vibe you want a lot of muscle mass with about 20 to 25% bodyfat, easiest way to achieve this would be steroids but i guess you could do it naturally



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How do i become disciplined and start working out

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set goals and set a routine. I know i have trouble maintaining my discipline. That's what the goals are for. Routines get broken by life. it happens. The goals help you get back on track.

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>>54656
thank you, Flanders. I didnt know you were on here too

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Best is making it as enjoyable as possible. Find the best exercises, see how you can make your routine the most rewarding, maybe some pavlovian conditioning. Me for example I really enjoy the feeling of being completely broken after a heavy and thorough workout, when you just feel like a mushy pile of euphoria and that really gets me motivated to give my all.



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Saw this thin Asian girl with flat chest and no ass working out in the gym. Because I have yellow fever I had to jerk off in the toilet. Happens to you guys too?
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only with flat chinks

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Asians seem fun

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go edge in the toilet and when u need to cum, walk out and cum on her

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>go edge in the toilet and when u need to cum, walk out and cum on her

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No
I prefer a curvy Asian bitch

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You should learn some self control. You let a foid ruin your workout and your protein intake, with no effort on her part.

Imagine if you had to work with her in a professional environment. you would NOT want her to get away with doing less work or not pulling her own weight.

Yes, the gym thots are very pretty, yes it's distracting, and yes your hormones are in high gear because you are lifting. HOWEVER try turning that temptation into a discipline building exercise. Work on your focus. Gain skills those foids will never understand and outperform them on every measurable metric.



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Is this the Faggot forum?
it is; isn't it?

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>>54672 (OP)
4troons turned it into that unfortunately, yes.

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>>54673
Only if you let it be that way. I mean if you type in "supersage" in the email thread it chucks the gay raisin right toward the bottom, where it belongs. I learned how to do this fighting diaper troon in r9k.



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>pic1 used to be considered comically obese and pic2 used to be considered unattainable superhero physique
What the fuck went wrong with our society

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In 2025 if you have Wolverine's body and decide to post your picture on ig there will be an army of 15 year old Sam Sulek fans on tren calling you skinny and saying that you have mid physique

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>>54630 (OP)
Pic 2 wasn't considered unattainable, just peak. (Which it is without juice or best genetics, unless you go full bulk)
Someone like Eugen Sandow would have been unattainable

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I used to think this was awesome until my faggot cousin joined the marines and was thrown into the gulf war in the 90s and brags about that raisin all the fucking time

I have no respect for that cunt.

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What notable /fit/ related things happened in 1992?
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>>52145
You sure it wasn’t Robert Horry who raped Nash (out of the possibility of winning a championship) back in the spring of β€˜07?

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still gaping

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>>51684
I hope this ins't true

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I fuck3d your grandmother along with 35 other dudes in my fraternity house's weight room. Prince on the CD player.

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>>51877
afraid so

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I got a dog. I killed it and I ate it because later on I found out that being a Filipino it is normal to do this. it's instinctive. you just do it.

The weird thing is I'm a white male.



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