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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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i'm christian and I eat my poop Chud 05/25/26 (Mon) 10:29:40 №26523 [Reply]

Yep. its true. ive been eating my poop and niggers dying.

Edit: i started a war in the comments…

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Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 06:54:01 №26696

yeah this

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 08:23:28 №26701

feature dis

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 13:48:38 №26714

gem

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:55:38 №26745

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>Yep. its true. ive been eating my poop and niggers dying.
>
>Edit: i started a war in the comments…

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:14:24 №26765

feature dis

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 22:08:33 №26784

yeah this

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4cuck deletes 20+ year old /r/ board following article exposing deepfake porn Chud 05/26/26 (Tue) 00:23:37 №26554 [Reply]

https://www.wired.com/story/4chans-misogynist-wizards-are-nudifying-women-by-request/
>“Summoning a wizard who can nudify her,” wrote an anonymous 4chan user last week, posting on the site’s /r/ board, a hub for “adult requests” of specific explicit imagery.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>Attached to the post was an image of a blonde woman in glasses, an open black jacket, white tank top, and ripped jeans, posing on a low wall with a sweeping view of an old-world city and a river behind her. It’s the kind of picture you’d see on a friend’s Instagram account during their vacation in Europe. On the left edge of the image, you can see that someone else has been cropped out of the photo.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>The 4chan anon explained what they wanted from a “wizard,” a site term for anyone skilled at manipulating pictures of women to render deepfakes in which they appear to be undressed, committing sexual acts, or fulfilling a given fetish: “big juggs and thick body,” the user specified. “Bonus praise if you can leave her jacket on.” A few hours later, someone else replied with the altered image, which depicted the same woman, in the same pose and locale, but without a shirt, breasts exposed. (Yes, she still had the jacket on.)
following this article, 4cuck has removed their /r/ board, a board that has existed since 2004
https://boards.4chan.org/r/
attempting to access it leads to a page that says "File not found". presumably, this change is permanent.

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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 19:52:22 №26742

>>26628
b has always had more deepfake nude requests than /r/

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 01:51:41 №26751

Deleting boards is winnings saars!

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 03:30:05 №26769

>>26583
'teen with wife and children? good for you chuddy.

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 03:31:09 №26770

>This technology is repulsive but its the price you pay for participating in this insane society.

trve but you cant reasonably expect the average person to never ever post their face out of fear of degenerates thoughever

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 11:02:04 №26776

Noone gaf lil vro

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 21:16:50 №26783

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aryan

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Rec Room has shut down. Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 19:27:52 №26782 [Reply]

After 10 long years of service, rec room has shut down due to lack of funding

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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 09:53:10 №182 [Reply]

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete

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Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 00:09:26 №21624

up

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 21:02:05 №22900

i will keep on bumping you

Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 14:10:35 №22978

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 13:25:49 №24527

seka bump

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 14:48:39 №26780

Go up

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 14:49:25 №26781

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kek this threads html hasnt updated yet

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HALF LIFE 3 MIGHT BE ANNOUNCED Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 09:10:31 №26774 [Reply]

https://x.com/summergamefest/status/2061178205160296693
The official account of Summer Game Fest published this post on xitter that says:
"Hopium for __ getting announced this week."
>OOOOOYYYYYYY NEW HALF LIFE GAME???
Maybe, honestly idk its just a theory.
If its actually half life 3 i'm gonna sell my house to buy it

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 10:37:26 №26775

>>26774 (OP)
Meds

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 13:16:22 №26779

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>>26774 (OP)

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Khaby Lame appears in new game: 007: First Light Chud 05/25/26 (Mon) 20:01:04 №26538 [Reply]

Developers of 007: First Light reveal new member of the character cast "Khaby Lame" apart of the "re-imagined origin story".

It's his second appearance in video game media after starring in the Fortnite: Chapter 4 Season 4 Battle Pass as an unlockable reward.

"Khaby Lame joins the cast of 007 First Light and is part of a globetrotting adventure as James Bond sets out to #EarnTheNumber."

https://x.com/007GameIOI/status/2058903609010491413

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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 16:53:25 №26739

Stupid niglet is popular bc retarded population likes laughing with a nigger who finds explaining simple things silently to them funny

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 17:42:34 №26740

Idgaf

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 18:41:27 №26741

Solomon Hendersons bone structure always reminded me of this nigga. both their ancestors were 100% in the same tribe

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:57:52 №26748

>fucking nigger with haha random unfunny fucking shitskin meme is put in a new dogshit triple a video game to increase sales
gaming is saved

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 12:06:23 №26755

is this nigger killable?

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 12:11:22 №26778

Also jacksepticeye if that matters

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DIGITAL CIRCUS FAN ATTEMPTS TO KIDNAP CHILD (Possibly Circus_2?) Chud 05/19/26 (Tue) 20:07:56 №26274 [Reply]

https://vancouver.citynews.ca/2026/05/14/attempted-abduction-at-elementary/
> The Chilliwack RCMP says charges have been laid against a man who allegedly attempted to abduct a child from an elementary school.
>On May 13, around 9 a.m., police were notified of an attempted abduction of a seven-year-old girl from the school grounds of Chilliwack Central Elementary School.
> Police are asking if anyone observed an individual wearing a purple bunny-like mask in the area to contact Chilliwack RCMP.

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Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 20:02:58 №26722

>>26721
Obsessed

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 20:03:24 №26723

>>26721
gigachad says this

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 09:52:48 №26736

>Are you guys dumbasses? I hate the tadc fan base but y'all are spending precious moments of your time making stupid ms paint images to 'insult' people who don't even see these things? And these images don't even do anything? Pathetic, lol, have fun, bye.
>>26304
>makes xerself leak over images that don't do anything award

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 03:33:37 №26771

>>26721
look up "attempted kidnapping Chilliwack" and then go to images its likley real o aglo

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 06:41:54 №26773

ITS THE JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BTW

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 11:26:55 №26777

>>26274 (OP)
its xd and x pillx

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i stubbed my toe today :( Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 03:38:15 №26357 [Reply]

I stubbed my toe today and I went
>YEOWAOWA! THAT HURTED!

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Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 10:23:46 №26666

>>26357 (OP)
Everyone cares

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 12:15:59 №26670

>>26357 (OP)
Ffh

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 21:49:23 №26688

poor guy :(

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 22:41:16 №26690

That's fucked..

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 17:39:00 №26760

why is this retarded thread I made still up on the news section tf?

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 06:13:00 №26772

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>>26357 (OP)
No more footjob?

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Today is International Cacas Day! Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:16:09 №26766 [Reply]

Happy Cacas Day to all the cacas who still use this site and are not banned!

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:19:28 №26767

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>>26766 (OP)

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 02:02:04 №26768

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>>26766 (OP)

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Official White House xitter profile posts chad template Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 17:27:50 №26759 [Reply]

https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2060857877053526234

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:04:55 №26764

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>>26759 (OP)

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illegal mexican kills mudsharks Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 03:20:32 №26655 [Reply]

A mexican on an Oklahoma highways kills 2 monkeys and 2 white girls with daddy issues in a DUI car crash.

source: https://nypost.com/2026/05/27/us-news/oklahoma-illegal-immigrant-michael-rosario-cruz-charged-with-killing-four-in-dui-crash/

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Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 07:13:50 №26697

ITT we make him stay and make this his job from now on

BUMP! Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 01:55:45 №26730

keep this illegal around he is good

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 08:56:54 №26735

>>26697
DO THIS

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 03:47:40 №26752

why would those white girls even date those niggers in the first place?

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 11:55:03 №26754

>>26752
Because the happy merchant down the street told them to.

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 22:25:07 №26763

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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:58:38 №26749 [Reply]

I want a sharty boyfriend but I don't know how to get one?

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 00:26:31 №26750

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>>26749 (OP)

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Trvke Pending... Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:32:57 №26727 [Reply]

Marrowbreach may have contributed DNA to the Houndgar due to Proteavirus… Two Weeks! In other news, Peter Griffin has died from Masefield Syndrome so isn't available to comment!

https://wiki.subnautica.com/sn2/Proteavirus

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 03:34:37 №26732

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