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Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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There's a new virus called hantavirus. It comes from sick furfags…
Hantaviruses are a family of zoonotic viruses primarily transmitted to humans through the inhalation of aerosols contaminated by the urine, feces, or saliva of infected rodents.

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 β„–25816[Reply]

Can you guys post actual news i've been away for 2 weeks and don't know what's been happening and i don't trust normal news

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>Can you guys post actual news i've been away for 2 weeks and don't know what's been happening and i don't trust normal news

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April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet β€˜Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.

Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.

In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.

More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.

Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have β€œmassive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.
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All the jartycucks live on this planet

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geg

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>>25809
>falling in piss gas that rapidly gains heat and pressure as you fall, eventually crushing you into being one with the piss
Nah Jartycucks NEED to live on that planet.

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>>25811
Rule 13 + tourist

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> April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet β€˜Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.
>
>Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.
>
>In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.
>
>More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.
>
>Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have β€œmassive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.

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>>25780 (OP)

GEEEEEEEEEEEE3G



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seca

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ok

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That barber fucking that monkeys head up, fire him

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nigga got a haircut

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>Wtf is this Redditard brimstone doing on the β€˜log fuggen jerdee

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OYYYYYYY BMH ON THE 'LOG



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 β„–25693[Reply]

Oldfag shit o algo
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"Ask Jews" they didn't even try

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No… not like this………….

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wow i didn't know

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99% of soyteens are too young to remember Ask Jeeves or even Ask.com

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Literal who



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 β„–25801[Reply]

This May 8th is the 100th birthday of the British guy from the BBC nature documentaries who is also a major advocate for environmental soyience
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3pww9g0p5o

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 β„–25769[Reply]

SOMEBODY JUST SPILLED SOME MILK

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>>25773
i care, how could you tell?

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>>>25773
>i care, how could you tell?



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 β„–25624[Reply]

ISHOWSPEED VISITS THE JARTY, TURNS EVEN BLACKER

Ishowspeed is touring africa right now, and he recently made a stop at the JARTY. He was immediately covered in a black goop that all the residents of the village seemed to be covered in, and they were all bouncing up and down as if there was a BBC below them. What will happen to Ishowspeed? Is Ishowspeed jerdee cultcha? We are yet to find out… until next time, sharty.

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More angles from bystanders, presumably other jartycucks joining in on the fun. Much clearer angle of Ishowspeed turning vantablack.

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soon he will absorb all light.

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>>25706
He's becoming la luz extinguido

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evendoe the jarty is in lesotho

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>>25737
Kill yourself obsessed faggot



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 β„–25795[Reply]

TRVMP Did something does it really matter DOE nothing ever fucking Happens…. TRVMP Won btw

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 β„–25791[Reply]

a new board called phonk got added

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 β„–25787[Reply]

boiiiii ts from ohio πŸ’€

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 β„–25746[Reply]

some boat with some virus spreed some fake shit over Europe and people are freaking out
>monkeypox 2.0
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imagine when the next "virus" come around we use this as an example

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>>25756
incomprehensible

 β„–25771

Imagine if it gets worse and Donald Trump orders a lock down and mandated vaccination. Will the redditors follow the orders?

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>>25771
do you think they wont they followed 2020 for god sake

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>>25772
But now that the orange man = Hitler rhetoric is at its strongest, maybe the reddit hordes would think twice before trusting the experts (who are owned by Trump and Israel btw).



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 β„–25555[Reply]

Happy May Day
I feel so pretty
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total commie death now o algo

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>>25596
His last name is HOPPE
Like Obama's campaign poster
He preaches one thing but clearly stands for the other

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Why the school shooter gif

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>>25581
Trvke

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starve to celebrate

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>>25588
China denounced the Nazis and is communist you retard
>>25587
Go back



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 β„–25728[Reply]

Fell for it again award

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