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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

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Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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Klaus Schwab, founder of ze World Economic Forum, turns 88 Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 15:11:41 №24530 [Reply]

Everyone VILL vish him a happy birthday

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Soyjak Wiki turns 5 years old Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 17:52:22 №24511 [Reply]

Happy 5th birthday, Soyjak Wiki!

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 20:00:46 №24515

5 years on bald cartoon men with glasses encyclopedia.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:55:52 №24521

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 15:03:24 №24529

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'za factory schemes leaked Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 10:12:38 №24524 [Reply]

The plans for a pizza factory have just been leaked by an anonymous 'teen. He claims to have done this in order to streamline 'za production for other 'teens looking to doxx.
The diagram shows a number of notable findings, such as Clams(taples) being involved, and the only meat possible being pepperoni (which is goyslop compared to salami or ham)

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 11:50:18 №24526

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 15:01:44 №24528

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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 09:53:10 №182 [Reply]

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete

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Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 14:10:28 №18558

up

Chud 01/03/26 (Sat) 04:01:11 №19517

Up

Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 00:09:26 №21624

up

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 21:02:05 №22900

i will keep on bumping you

Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 14:10:35 №22978

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 13:25:49 №24527

seka bump

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Iran bombs major HRT production facility in Israel Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 22:50:37 №24517 [Reply]

Iran just bombed Israel’s Teva Pharmaceutical chemical factory, a major producer of HRT drugs & puberty blockers.

Secondary explosions and hazardous chemical leaks have been reported.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:45:56 №24518

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 07:25:11 №24522

So many troons will ack now.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 09:02:24 №24523

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>NOOOOOOO EVEN THOUGH I HATE ISRAEL BUT THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL WO- AAAAACK!!!

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GTA IV beta leak! Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 20:52:50 №24516 [Reply]

A man on the 'TA forums had bought a rockstar North Xbox 360 dev kit for five bucks

The dev kit had a unplayable GTA IV beta,and had lots of cut content

This includes:

Beta silented Beretta

Early AK-47 model

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:46:27 №24519

Where's Peter Griffin when you need him?

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:55:25 №24520

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>>24519

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Lesothan Scientists Transport Antimatter by Road Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 16:32:13 №24386 [Reply]

In a mutual effort by Lesothan physicists, Mossad, and the fucking Jardee, antimatter has been transported by road for the first time - a revolutionary innovation for Vlodson posters.
<news space
Snopes: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/world-first-antimatter-taken-test-165212740.html

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Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 01:17:25 №24472

wtf lmao doesn't that shit explode?

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 02:41:17 №24474

Absolute geg Material

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 18:39:05 №24488

>>24472
They basically kept it at nearly absolute zero and contained it with a magnetic field o algo

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 04:20:32 №24496

>>24386 (OP)
Jarty is vantawhite aryan Hyperborea doe, especially when compared to this shithole

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:50:50 №24513

DOG TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES THEY'RE STORAGING TONS OF ANTIMATTER!!!!!

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 19:49:59 №24514

>>24513
We can't even make grams of it retard

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Q is back Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 10:20:41 №24397 [Reply]

He returned

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Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 05:43:55 №24475

shit everypony cares abouit

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 07:11:57 №24477

Q in the big 2026

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 08:46:23 №24478

>>24464
This. Also, give me a link because I want to debate QAnon.

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 05:40:25 №24499

Charlie Qirq is back??????????????????

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 10:26:03 №24505

Snca

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:06:13 №24512

We could have prevented this… all we needed to do is to trvst the plan

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poopson posted Chud 01/25/26 (Sun) 23:22:24 №20754 [Reply]

poopson got posted, it’s literally boykisser as Nate

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 01:19:50 №20756

DOCTOS

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 13:37:36 №20786

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oyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 15:05:58 №20794

>>20754 (OP)
this is was from 2024 schizo
not poopson

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 15:06:09 №20795

>>20794
red herring poopson

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 22:31:28 №20814

>>20786
That picture looks pretty cool

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 14:56:57 №24510

vp

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Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 16:00:55 №24485 [Reply]

BREAKING NEWS: it is confirmed that niggers are an official psyop by the C-HEY STOP NOTICING

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 12:09:02 №24509

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Ye has released BULLY Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 17:05:13 №24486 [Reply]

The long awaited Album by Kanye "Ye" West has officially released, you can now enjoy your new Aryan niggerbabble songs without AI vocals.

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 17:16:32 №24487

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Ye WABAG

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>>24486 (OP)
The BRC slut just dropped
GTFIH

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 12:08:51 №24508

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Kanye West has officially bought the sharty. Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 02:16:50 №24495 [Reply]

On March 28th Ye dropped his album, BULLY, along with the announcement that he is going to be purchasing soyjak.st.
>snopes?
Someone said it on /soy/ so its real.

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awesome

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 12:08:30 №24507

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OpenAI shutting down Sora Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 21:10:41 №24351 [Reply]

OpenAI is shutting down its Sora app as it prepares for an IPO and faces rising competition. The decision also ends its planned Disney partnership.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/openai-shuttering-sora-video-generating-service-rcna264989

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Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 21:03:04 №24429

Yeah whatever DOOD it only created coals anyway
>

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 11:20:28 №24452

>>24429
>could've made it in blender but was too lazy award

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 21:32:14 №24491

Why can't some chud open their own ai gen?

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 23:19:56 №24493

>>24491
Jewgle and ClosedAI has access to millions of videos we cannot even begin to fathom
Only a true hoarder could have their hands, paws or hooves on the best training data (full of SNCA)

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 00:18:00 №24494

Do not look up sultan gassy

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 10:32:38 №24506

Gemmy

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Chuddy Italian caca posts the 'zelling before stabbing teacher Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 18:10:46 №24409 [Reply]

The 25th of March a 13 year old Italian outcast middle schooler wearing a shirt with "Revenge" written on it, seemingly of Brazilian origins, stabbed xer French teacher, wich barely survived.
Later investigations found a poorly made pipe bomb, a generic school shooter manifesto on whatsapp that's so shallow It made a Red tear come down my nose.
He also posted 'zelling related stuff on his social media as its shown on the attached file, wich Was broadcasted on live TV o Algo

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