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Chud ## Admin 06/20/26 (Sat) 21:12:38 №27676 [Reply]

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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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Pepe is self admitted to an inpatient facility Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 15:04:12 №28216 [Reply]

Famous internet meme "Pepe The Frog" is finally admitted himself to an inpatient facility before he does anything to SERIOUSLY harm himself over nusois failing to put an arrow.

Snopes: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1uiru51/i_really_truly_hope_they_will_let_me_admit_myself/

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:08:33 №28217

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>>28216 (OP)

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 17:00:00 №28225

Gem 💎

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 09:34:09 №28259

Gem goes up

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BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS. Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 14:58:41 №28215 [Reply]

THERE IS NO MEME. BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.
I AM FINALLY FAILING TO MEET ALL OF THE CRITERIA AFTER A DECADE OF INTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1ufsonh/legitimately_didnt_think_id_live_long_enough_to/

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:08:57 №28218

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>>28215 (OP)

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 03:34:32 №28246

i absolutely fucking hate sono bisque doll, all of these high school slice of life romcom mangas are bullshit wish fulfillment for redditors and tr/a/nnies, but this show brings it to the next fucking level. nothing about this show feels natural at all. marin is literally just a bunch of buzzwords of things the target demographic (redditors and loser hikoneets who are probably days away from hanging themselves) likes. "DOOD… WHAT IF THERE WAS A GIRL… AND SHE WAS LIKE HOT AND POPULAR AND STUFF… BUT SHE WAS LIKE ALL THE OTHER GUYS… AND PLAYED LE EBIN HENTAI GAMES AND WATCHED LE MANGA TOO????" And then to add on top of this, she acts and dresses like a skank (no girl who dyes her hair like Marin would get away without a writeup from the school, at least not in Japan), hell most of her manga is just bullshit fan service of her in lewd cosplays, yet at the same time she's "le pure and wholesome trad girl" who look at guys for their pure, thoughtful personalities and not just looks. and to add to that, she's also anti-tsundere, from only like ten chapters in she realizes how much she "wuvs" gojou, and she's only anti-tsundere because midwit redditors are too fucking stupid to understand the power of a great tsundere character. nothing about her or her manga feels real. in reality, a person like marin wouldn't give two shits about the games or the tranime she pretends to enjoy, it'd all just be bait to attract lonely men to fuck with and use, much like how belle delphine and all these other e-thots act like they "HECCIN LOVE VIDEO GAMES" when in reality they only say that just to get more cash from simps and the only games they play are basic bitch shit like the sims, minecraft, animal crossing, whatever shit is being shilled at the moment maybe red dead redemption 2 and league of legends (where they get carried by the group of dweebs they're carrying along as they think they all have a chance with her), and the mangaka for sono bisque doll is no better. i'm pretty sure she said on the record that only made sono bisque doll just to make fat loads of cash from losers and make fun of them, and unfortunately it's working. she's playing these motherfuckers like a fiddle. in a just world she'd be beaten to death along with all the other egirls and whores who use men, but this world isn't just

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 04:19:52 №28247

I FUCKING HATE every nigger at r/TrollCoping
they are all trannies posting the same 'OH MY HRT SOMEPHONO JUST MISGENDERED ME IM TRANS BTW' or 'IM CUTTING MYSELF OR SOME BAD THING BEACUSE I GOT HECCIN RAPED' bullshit

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 09:32:15 №28258

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>>28247
They do some gems like this

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German tranny groomer references TADC in suicide note before ACKing in cosplay Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:44:36 №28223 [Reply]

The body of a tranny found in the Rhine river near Düsseldorf at the start of June has been identified. Online, xe referenced TADC in xer suicide announcement and groomed a teen xe had a pedophilic relationship with into a suicide pact over the span of multiple years. Xe was identified by the hazbrim hotel tattoos and the SH scars on xer body

https://rp-online.de/nrw/staedte/duesseldorf/fahndung-der-polizei-war-der-tote-ein-cosplayer_aid-150855243

https://www.bild.de/regional/koeln/wer-kennt-diese-tattoos-sie-gehoeren-einem-toten-aus-dem-rhein-6a437bc1e507bf1455ece16c

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Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 05:02:04 №28250

>>28249
TSMT

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 05:19:15 №28251

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>>28231
This type of society is why accelerationism is somehow appealing to anybody.

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 05:20:25 №28252

>>28231
When the jews ack from calamity

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 07:02:55 №28255

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>Cologne

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 08:56:22 №28256

>>28231
MoralGOD

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 09:25:56 №28257

0% aryan

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Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:00:32 №28145 [Reply]

Coinslot had expanded wider by about 1 millimeters

Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:20:34 №28150

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>>28145 (OP)

Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 04:47:32 №28156

>>28150
keep leaking 'cado won

Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 05:12:37 №28157

>>28145 (OP)
it didn't doe because 'cado lost all that weight and most likely got a surgery to tighten the 'slot

Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 12:07:09 №28164

>>28156
evendoe he lost now because hes married to a whore and is bald and skinny now

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 06:30:24 №28254

up

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Quote Searched by MI6 For Non-Compliance. Hard Drives Contained "Depressive Postpunk Mix" Music Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 02:36:10 №28243 [Reply]

Snopes: https://soyjakwiki.org/Quote

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 02:39:07 №28245

up

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4cuck fine Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 01:52:57 №28242 [Reply]

The hacker Forrest Chan (better known as 4chan) has recieved a fine of $800,000 from the United Kingdom's communications regulator.
As you would expect from Forrest, he was…very…mature making a response with an AI generated hamster, being quoted as saying:
>You want money, huh? Come get it.

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this is my malibu barbie doll that i got for christmas this year Chud 06/05/26 (Fri) 22:20:33 №26943 [Reply]

she comes with a hairbrush a pocketbook and two different dresses

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Chud 06/17/26 (Wed) 01:30:34 №27527

seca

Chud 06/19/26 (Fri) 09:41:26 №27645

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bump

Chud 06/20/26 (Sat) 13:08:28 №27671

>>26989
Topaz

Chud 06/26/26 (Fri) 10:14:48 №28016

gem

Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 19:06:11 №28104

>>27645
>Besides, we can't trust you Peter. Remember when you used the family computer to post dead African children on the internet?

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 23:58:01 №28238

>>27645
>>28104
SETH MACFARLANE TURN THIS INTO AN EPISODE NOW IT WOULD BE GEMMY AND HILARIOUS

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Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 21:39:43 №28228 [Reply]

/x/s PPH is high because somephono is spamming o algo

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 23:54:22 №28236

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You will not be able to play GTA VI on the Talmud, Rockstar says Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 21:10:05 №28107 [Reply]

In what has been perceived as a vile antisemitic attack on the jewish community, Rockstar North has confirmed that the sixth installment in the Grand Theft Auto series will not run on the Talmud, citing its lack of graphical processing capabilities.

The state of Israel has condemned Rockstar for this move, and the ADL is believed to be mounting a lawsuit against the gaming corporation.

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Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 02:36:15 №28180

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Snopes verified

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 15:08:53 №28192

>>28180
geg

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 15:09:37 №28193

>>28180
geeeeeeeeg

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 22:55:15 №28200

>>28180
geg
one of my better contributions to the internet

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 13:38:45 №28214

>>28180
GEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 23:20:59 №28235

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FUCK

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Quote signs the Anti-Troonintern pact Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 15:51:27 №28165 [Reply]

Following recent soylitical polarization, Quote, de jure owner of the inner soysphere, has hereby signed the "anti international troonery alliance" pact (chiefly called "'ti-troonintern"). [src:Soy Times]
In short, an alliance between the Inner-Soysphere, Kiwifarms and the Risehan group has been reached, aiming to "eliminate international goonery, troonery, and discordery." [src:The Booru Broadcasting Channel]
This move comes after many controversies surrounding the Quote administration and its "numerous poorly thought out decisions". With some scholars calling it a "right step towards the de-jewification of our society", while critics call it a "plain and simple distraction from the Quotecord files". [src:The Soywiki post]

The action plan consists of "sharing critical intel, talents, trusted jannies, and moderation technologies. […] we will share everything important, including battles; creating a united front to fight against degeneracy."
One of the first, more 'concrete' move from this act will be to "detroonify 4chan" through a "special 3 day military operation" aimed to "rid 4chan of offsiting, non *chan culture proper posters, such as lolicoons, bbcposters, and gooncordians and restore, of course, /qa/," said Quote [src:Quote on IRC], which some Quote dissidents have been calling "useless /Qa/ revanchism instead of focusing on our userbase". Meanwhile Kiwifarms is "planned to benefit from the talents of /raid/ to protect ourselves against DDOS attacks and fraudulous lawsuits", Null said. Finally the RiseHan group is planning to initiate an attack on Asian porn sharing websites, the most infamous ones being Pixiv, Brapaag, and Inkbunny; sites that have already been under /raid/'s crossfire. [src:The Soywiki post]
While some fringe conspiracy theorists point the finger at possible connections between the PLA's cyber force and the RiseHan group, rest assured that this has already been debunked by renowned experts. [src: The SCIENCE™ and The Experts™]

Finally, some more organisms are in talks of joining, including separatist 4/pol/ and Rdrama.[src:Soy Times]

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Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 11:58:05 №28185

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>>28165 (OP)

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 12:44:54 №28189

>Detroonify 4troon
You can't fix what has always been broken though.

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 12:47:25 №28190

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>>28185

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 12:59:15 №28211

>signs anti-troonerism pact
>has cobbletroon on his team
rape and kill Quote. in real life.

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 22:34:37 №28234

Can some mentally stable non faggot create a good non dnb imageboard please

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Nigger turns himself into HTSM in real life Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 18:40:17 №28196 [Reply]

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>>28196 (OP)

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>>28196 (OP)

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 22:28:45 №28232

why does the arrow point to the same image geeg

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The Vera C. Rubin Observatory Has Officially Started Its Main Observations Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:28:20 №28220 [Reply]

The massive facility in Chile officially launched its 10-year Legacy Survey of Space and Time (LSST). Utilizing the largest digital camera in the world (3,200 megapixels), the telescope is capturing high-definition images of the entire southern sky every few nights to create a time-lapse of the universe.
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It's primary objective is the 10 year LSST mission. Using the largest digital camera ever made the telescope will automatically take panoramic pictures of the entire southern sky every few nights. By taking hundreds of thousands of photos over a decade, it's main goal is to see how the sky changes night by night, which will help us answer 4 big questions.
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It will help understand dark matter and energy by mapping far away galaxies, to see how dark matter keeps the galaxies together like a scaffolding (it just does, okay?). It will also take an inventory of the solar system, the telescope will act like a giant radar, sending alerts when new objects have moved during its photos. It is projected to discover thousands of new objects, including the elusive planet nine.
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It will also map the milky way by cataloguing over 10 billion stars by measuring their locations and chemical signatures, helping scientists understand the formation of the milky way. Finally it will be great at spotting transient events, things that happen quickly and dissapear as they happen, spotting stuff like supernovas, neutron star mergers, black holes tearing up stars and other space anomalies.

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:31:53 №28221

Oh my science!

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:36:58 №28222

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