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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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A relatable and truthful new ‘toss Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 16:36:43 №20439 [Reply]

2 days off work no shitting
Get to work 5 seconds liquid diarrhea

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US Lawmakers to ban VPNs? Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 00:34:11 №20356 [Reply]

>It's unfortunately no longer enough to force websites to check your government-issued ID before you can access certain content, because politicians have now discovered that people are using Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) to protect their privacy and bypass these invasive laws. Their solution? Entirely ban the use of VPNs.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/11/lawmakers-want-ban-vpns-and-they-have-no-idea-what-theyre-doing

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Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 16:49:43 №20399

inb4 every American on /pol/ is actually from India and Pakistan

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 17:09:32 №20402

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or just like use a different VPN that isnt a jewtuber shilled honeypot

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 17:45:37 №20404

use mullvad

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 02:12:40 №20416

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>>20402
like what?

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 09:05:55 №20428

>>20416
you can just rent a vps server and setup a personal vpn. i really dont think theyd ever forbid people from renting servers

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 16:11:16 №20438

>>20416

you can set your own one up remotely or in person, or use one that accepts anonymous payment methods, it depends on your usecases

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I grew a flower on my head and I can’t get it off Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 10:13:10 №20376 [Reply]

Please help.

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Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 19:34:27 №20409

snopes?

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:51:45 №20411

the guy from valve's intro or something

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 02:50:12 №20419

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>I grew a flower on my head and I can't get it off

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 04:35:58 №20421

>>20419
>>20397
GEG

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 11:19:05 №20434

test

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 15:22:01 №20436

okay

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/int/ officially passes /soy/'s PPH, WILL /POL/ BE NEXT?! Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 07:38:43 №20425 [Reply]

NO WAY!

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 12:16:28 №20435

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WE DID IT REDDIT

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about the dream i had last night Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 14:33:01 №20301 [Reply]

i had a dream wherein I went to work and miss circle came up to me and brutally groyped me while all my co-workers surrounded me and started shouting "fein, fein, fein, fein". woke up and I just nutted. that shit felt so real yet so terrifying.

anyone else have similar dreams?

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 16:24:32 №20312

no

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 11:11:39 №20433

no (not really)

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eating a hotdog Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 10:30:36 №20283 [Reply]

pretty tasty I guess

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Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 09:57:42 №20373

>>20372
sort of

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 09:58:13 №20374

The nugget bites…

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 11:08:53 №20377

>>20371
>>20361
ermm that's how they just look in my country, okay?

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 00:37:38 №20413

how does it taste

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 01:03:40 №20414

>>20413
good

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 10:36:38 №20432

aryan hand

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Chud spotted in indian newspaper Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 09:47:34 №20431 [Reply]

GEEEEG nusois are literally pajeets

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Shark eats nusois Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 09:00:28 №20426 [Reply]

A few teens swimming on /soy/ were killed by this shark. Don’t swim nigga

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 09:03:52 №20427

Doctos

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 09:10:30 №20429

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Frognigger learns the art of "gloving" Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 05:49:36 №20422 [Reply]

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 07:28:18 №20424

We left gloving in 2025 vro 🥀

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Quote rangebans South America and parts of East Asia Chud 01/13/26 (Tue) 21:26:56 №20132 [Reply]

Yesterday, Quote rangebanned South America and parts of East Asia due to him not wanting brown people coaling up his website. This decision has not been in effect long enough too see if it was a good one, but only time will tell.

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Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 15:35:59 №20308

>>20272
Quran always had such admin power?

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 15:46:47 №20310

>>>20295
>Ah, good I tought you were referring to Spaniards, Italians, Frenchs, and Romanians
no never, i myself am ethno-culturally italo-portuguese

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:20:11 №20318

>>20310
And I'm an Ethnic Franco-German, nice to meet you fellow white mutt.

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:21:24 №20319

>>20201
this also applies to irl friend groups doe

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:23:15 №20320

>>20319
Relationships suck, embrace egoism o algo

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 06:27:36 №20423