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 №1StickyLocked[Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.


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https://kfoxtv.com/news/nation-world/texans-indicted-in-plot-to-invade-island-kill-the-men-use-women-children-as-sex-slaves

Plano — Two Texas men are charged in a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs from the Eastern District of Texas.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.

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>>17640 (OP)
Weisenburg and Thomas undertook numerous overt acts in furtherance of their invasion plan, including making operational and logistical plans, learning Haitian Creole language, recruiting others to join the invasion plan, and researching and enrolling in schools to acquire skills relevant to the invasion plan. Thomas even enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to acquire military skills relevant to the invasion plan.

Weisenburg and Thomas are also charged with production of child pornography in a related count in the indictment.

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.

This case is being investigated by the FBI, U.S. Air Force Office of Special Investigations, and Salina Police Department. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney Ryan Locker.

A grand jury indictment is not evidence of guilt. All defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

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Why is y’all crackas so obsessed with us Haitians?

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>>17640 (OP)
<Pacman? More like: HAITI HAS NO REASON TO EXIST


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The controversial online forum 4chan risks being blocked in the UK after refusing to pay a fine from Ofcom for breaking rules set by the Online Safety Act.

The website, which hosts adult content, was handed a £20,000 for failing to share information about the risk of illegal content on its platform.

Media watchdog Ofcom said action would be taken against companies that "flagrantly fails to engage with Ofcom and their duties under the Online Safety Act".

Lawyers for 4chan described the fine, which is the first to be handed down under the new regulation, as “risible” and “stupid”.

4chan, which has been referred to as the “cesspit of the internet”, has previously been blamed for radicalising young men, while also being linked to mass shootings.

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>>17555
geg you can get banned on the cuck for complaining about it? Not like the ártys janjans don't do the same but still.

 №17637

Geg, please do the same for India

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>>17606
>janny trannies probably hang out in most vantablack groomercord hugbox generals banning anyone they don't like
Can confirm this.

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I would celebrate but then there can just ban soyjak.party which would suck because this website does not have id verification
The Glowies strike again

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>>17641
Porn isn't allowed here and relatively few people use it, which puts it way down the list. Let it kill 4chan and then say something, using 4chan as leverage. 4chan seriously need to die.

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porn addicts lost


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This week on Wednesday the United States Mint in Philadelphia minted its final batch of one-cent coins for general circulation, ending its 232 year-long run.

First introduced by the Coinage Act of 1792, the one-cent coin had long been a cornerstone of the US Dollar. But in recent decades, inflation and the rise of digital transactions have made the Lincoln practically obsolete in daily commerce.

The decision came from an executive order signed by president Donald J. Trump back in February, stating that its apart of his plan to "Rip the waste out of our great nation's budget, even if it's a penny at a time". According to the Department of the Treasury, pennies cost nearly ¢4 to mint per unit, more than triple their monetary value and effectively wasting millions of dollars each year. It is also estimated that roughly 300 billion pennies are in circulation, far exceeding the amount needed for commerce.

However, the US Mint will continue to produce new pennies moving forward, though only in small quantities for collectors.



Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq8392vx8plo
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 №17427

You are a thrembillion months late or something

 №17435

Ive been hoarding pennies for this day

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>>17444
Now the goyim will drop nickel and dimes thobeit

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 №17645

nigger what do you do if you dont have a credit card


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BREAKING NEWS: guy gets 'oxxed and insulted online for making a joke about bowling and xher ancestors lining up

https://www.tiktok.com/@kristhekasualbowler/video/7575324422177852703

this is like wholesome 100 valid or something

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 №17450[Reply]

Cloudflare died like two hours ago, taking down most of the goyslop internet alongside our humble little 'log.

but now its back or something
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 №17528

i was unable to goon so i tied a noose and hung myself but then cloudfare came back so i just broke the rope with my rotund fat black body

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>>17451
And that is a good thing.

 №17531

Bbsbsbbsbsbss

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>>17450 (OP)
I was soyjaking my ween

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>>17528
holy BBC

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cuckflare lost


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 №17382[Reply]

Private emails between Epstein and associates of his were leaked by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. Among these emails are many academic discussions between Epstein and soyentists close to him, including one between Epstein and top German cognitive scientist, Joscha Bach, on the nature of intelligence and its relation to race and sex.
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>>17513
>bubba
>bubba hernandez/chudtemante
…

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>>17420
TSMT

 №17582

twist niggers heads off

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Geg, makes sense since the UK is literally le heckin' 1984 o algo

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>>17537
NOT A REBUTTAL

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>>17382 (OP)
do you guys think bill made trump wear monica's dress while giving him head so he could relive his glory days? (((if it wasnt a horse)))


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53 days left for the r/markiplier national focus. residents of /soy/ remain uncertain what the completion of the focus might bring, with the recent shortages of r/markiplier national focus spam posing questions as to whether the focus will be implemented upon its completion.

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 №17626[Reply]

i got aids

 №17627

From gay sex

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>>17627
correct


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https://nypost.com/2025/11/21/us-news/chicago-career-criminal-lawrence-reed-had-over-70-arrests-before-setting-woman-on-fire-in-train-attack/

The violent firebug busted for setting an innocent young woman on fire on a Chicago train had more than 70 prior arrests to his name — as the feds rage that he “had no business being on the streets.”

Lawrence Reed, 50, was hit with a federal terrorism charge after he was caught on camera dousing the 26-year-old woman in gasoline, chasing her through the train car and then setting her alight on Monday night, according to authorities.

Reed, who allegedly shouted “burn alive b–h” when he was arrested, was ordered to stay behind bars during a court hearing Friday.

It has since emerged that Reed had a disturbing lengthy rap sheet — and was out on pretrial release at the time for an aggravated battery charge.

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>>17614 (OP)
At the time of this week’s fiery horror, Reed was out on electronic home monitoring stemming from an alleged incident where he knocked a hospital social worker unconscious in August.

Prosecutors had asked for Reed to remain locked up but a judge overruled them — leaving him free to roam the streets.

Despite his prior run-ins, US Attorney Andrew Boutros said he wasn’t aware of Reed ever legally being declared mentally incompetent.

During a Friday court hearing, federal prosecutor Aaron Bond said Reed should be locked up, arguing he’s a “clear danger to the community,” according to a report by KVUE.

“He has been given chance after chance after chance,” Bond said.
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 №17618

Are violent firebugs a big problem were you live chuds?


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 №17515[Reply]

Adolf Hitler Uunona, the long-serving regional councillor in Namibia, is projected to win the upcoming election on November 26, 2025.

 №17565

It's this guy isn't it
https://youtu.be/YG3qzrizsaM?si=P0QHvgiBb7HM2Nqi

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>>17515 (OP)
LET'S GO FOR A THIRD TERM


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Mike Smith, the actor famous for playing Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, has been charged with sexual assault.

According to court documents filed in Nova Scotia provincial court, Smith was charged on Oct. 2 in Halifax in relation to an alleged assault that occurred on Dec. 30, 2017 in Dartmouth, N.S.

The allegations have not been proven in court.

Smith has been ordered not to communicate with the alleged victim — whose name is protected by a publication ban — or visit their school, workplace or home.

According to a statement from Trailer Park Boys Inc., Smith has "stepped away" from his role as managing director of the company.

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Since premiering in 2001, the series has developed a rabid fanbase, airing worldwide on platforms that include Netflix and Crave, and the Trailer Park Boys own streaming service.

In 2013, the three actors purchased the rights to the Trailer Park Boys franchise.

Earlier this year, Trailer Park Boys Inc. announced that shooting for Season 13 of the TV show, the first since 2018, had wrapped, with the show expected to air in 2026.

Despite the charges, the company said in its statement that it remains "focused on delivering the long-awaited 13th season for our fans."

In 2016, Smith was arrested in Los Angeles and charged with misdemeanour domestic battery after an alleged incident at a hotel in Hollywood.

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Forgot the link award

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/trailer-park-boys-star-sexual-assault-charge-bubbles-9.6972349

 №17564

>Mike Smith, the actor famous for playing Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, has been charged with sexual assault.
>
>According to court documents filed in Nova Scotia provincial court, Smith was charged on Oct. 2 in Halifax in relation to an alleged assault that occurred on Dec. 30, 2017 in Dartmouth, N.S.
>
>The allegations have not been proven in court.
>
>Smith has been ordered not to communicate with the alleged victim — whose name is protected by a publication ban — or visit their school, workplace or home.
>
>According to a statement from Trailer Park Boys Inc., Smith has "stepped away" from his role as managing director of the company.
>
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>>17003 (OP)
Did anyone watch Trailer Park Boys? I never found the appeal same with Sunny in Philadelphia.


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 №17501[Reply]

Breaking news! Gooseworx just confirmed that zooble from tadc isn’t a self-insert

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woah

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Nobaldi cared

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>>17501 (OP)
He's the neutraljak


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