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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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Microsoft gets pissy about people saying "microslop" Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 19:12:32 №23166 [Reply]

It was recently discovered that the 'cord server for Microslop's Copilot (Yes there's a Microsoft 'cord server, I didn't know this existed either) filters the word "microslop", which was popularized after the CEO of the company asked people to stop calling AI slop

This got so bad that Microsoft had to (((shut it down)))

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 19:29:58 №23170

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>>23166 (OP)

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NIGGER KEEPS POSTING FAMILY GUY CLIP ON /NEWS/ Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 03:22:23 №23053 [Reply]

To the nigger who keeps posting the Family guy clip where peter (surrounded by cacas) says "Oh my god, who the hell cares" on /news/. Kill yourself. Nobaldi likes (You) nobaldi loves (You) and I'm the only nigger retarded enough to get baited by your stupidity.

Let's 'ape this Nigger to death.

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 02:15:27 №23127

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Oh nonononono

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 17:47:24 №23161

https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w?si=q7Ph_FXrKxYGPFJO

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 18:42:29 №23164

>>23053 (OP)

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 18:49:47 №23165

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>>23053 (OP)

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 19:28:42 №23168

>>23165
TSMT

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 19:29:39 №23169

>>23165
YOU'LL BE FUCKING STABBED TO DEATH

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Androgenic Becomes #1 Ranked Chad, TEAMS UP With Former Rival ASU Frat Leader to Hunt Down Clav Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:53:30 №23006 [Reply]

After pulling up to ASU Frat Leader's house to take revenge for frame mogging Clavicular and barely winning the mog off (mostly by height mogging him but also by being more nonchalant and effortless about his posing) Androgenic officially becomes the #1 ranked chad. Later both find out that Clavicular has been jestergooning the entire time, which prompts former sworn enemies to turn against him, team up with #3 ranked chad Nocturnal Kent and declare war on Clavicular. As of now, the search party has been unsuccessful in their attempts.

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Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 08:17:41 №23141

why did they give up on avenging clav?

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 09:11:57 №23143

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Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 10:19:40 №23146

See and see a

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 16:49:58 №23155

Androgenic is male gazed snd is still recessed af, he was meant to be an LTN and he is going to remain one, no matter how much roids he takes

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 18:05:41 №23162

the ESL brap leader and all of the other people in this theatre are just pushing the new world order

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 19:19:03 №23167

just wholesome goys enjoying their lives in a cruel world…

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Ali Khamenei (supreme leader of Iran) has been killed Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 21:21:10 №22901 [Reply]

The Israeli strikes on Iran have killed the supreme leader Ali Khamenei
https://www.foxnews.com/world/irans-supreme-leader-ali-khamenei-dead-after-idf-strike-hits-tehran-compound-israeli-source-confirms.amp
https://eu.usatoday.com/videos/news/2026/02/28/irans-supreme-leader-khamenei-dead-according-to-israeli-sources/88921027007/

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Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 16:31:40 №23082

>>23078
And?

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 17:07:06 №23084

another pissrael win
glory to big bibi and his pedopet don zion

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 21:04:45 №23096

rest in power

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 21:43:11 №23100

is it true that ali khamenei dying doesn't matter at all and that the government stays intact with him gone? i heard it was like a king of england situation where really he's the """mascot""" of the country and doesn't really do much

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 03:51:51 №23134

>>23100
no shit retard, man was ready to die as a martyr. americans are pussy

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 18:09:11 №23163

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liquid hide wood glue stickiness tests are underway Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 05:49:22 №23136 [Reply]

we will see if they'll be good or bad

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 17:33:44 №23160

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The "glitchmind" effect. Chud q1UGegny 03/02/26 (Mon) 19:03:10 №23091 [Reply]

It is useless to resist; no one and nothing can deceive reality itself.

Chud NyQd3N6a 03/03/26 (Tue) 17:12:59 №23157

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>It is useless to resist; no one and nothing can deceive reality itself.

Chud 4jf7kXqp 03/03/26 (Tue) 17:33:01 №23158

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Minecraft Console Edition's source leaked Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 06:45:28 №23058 [Reply]

The Minecraft Console Edition (PS3) source code was just leaked on 4cuck's /g/ board
>snopes
https://archive.org/download/minecraft-console-legacy-edition-source-code-leak
https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1rhiv5g/minecraft_ps3_edition_source_code_leaked/

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Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 12:49:09 №23149

seca

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 14:14:59 №23150

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We need a multiplayer server

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 15:04:13 №23151

>>23150
mc.soyjak.st
>>>/craft/

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 15:27:30 №23153

Ok

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 16:02:32 №23154

>>23099
must be a product of r/markiplier or something

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 17:03:31 №23156

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>oh my god WHO the hell cares?

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Warrior Z reported negged by US-Israeli airstrikes Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 21:26:27 №22903 [Reply]

Warrior Z was killed in the joint strikes with Israel on Iran. Reports claim that Z died as xhe lived, with a "BBC" dildo in one hand and a stash of CP in the other.

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Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 18:16:59 №23087

>>23085
>TRANSGENDER FREDDY FAZBEAR SAYS ISRAEL IS BAD!
Annoying Xitter faggots give pro Palestine such a bad rep

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:53:30 №23093

>>23085
Warrior Z won nigger

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:54:10 №23094

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>TRANSGENDER FREDDY FAZBEAR SAYS ISRAEL IS BAD!

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 10:15:24 №23145

No, it's fake, xe left 'ran and transitioned and is now living in der UK. Cobspeed o algo

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 15:08:01 №23152

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>>>>23080
>>Warrior Z won nigger

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 17:33:24 №23159

snca

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Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 02:32:11 №23131 [Reply]

I have to piss is there any piss whores on the sharty that will let me use them as my toilet and let it fill up your mouth and drizzle down your tits

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 02:32:28 №23132

Whoops wrong board

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The war in Iran has begun Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 07:00:57 №22872 [Reply]

The United States and Israel have struck Iran
https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/28/middleeast/israel-attack-iran-intl-hnk
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02/28/world/iran-strikes-trump

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Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 12:01:06 №22882

Why would USA bomb it's ally?

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 12:12:38 №22883

It’s so over

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 12:36:17 №22884

>>22872 (OP)
Its JUST GETTING STARTED!!!!!!

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 13:34:47 №22889

snca,hazbin hotel just got renewed for seasons 3 and 4

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 15:37:01 №22892

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>>22889
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 02:18:52 №23128

>>22882
ally
does he-? nononononono

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SOYBOORU GETS OVERHAULED Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 21:44:25 №22831 [Reply]

Soybooru had its layout severely changed to look more "modern" and has gotten forum threads, making it similar to the shroom. The majority of soy~~teens~~ adults DO NOT like it.

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Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 18:28:23 №23088

>>23057
Yeah its so good

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 19:31:13 №23092

they should add an option to revert back to the original ui

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 21:26:03 №23098

>>23049
Even though that was comfy

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 23:02:06 №23107

I think trying to overhaul it was an OK idea but this execution is mid, it looks like how android soundboard apps used to look in like 2013

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 23:04:01 №23109

the aesthetics are the only major fail imo, the rest is good

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:14:19 №23120

holy shit this new layout is ugly, modernizing shit has never been anyone's favorite, who the fuck is running the 'ru to think this is what anyone wants? lowkirkingly thought that 'dults knew better than this

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Happy birthday, Gigachad! Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 05:44:45 №22941 [Reply]

Today is Ernest Khalimov aka Gigachad's 57th birthday. Wish him a happy birthday
>snopes
https://socialstarage.com/ernest-khalimov/
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/giga-chad.html

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Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 13:37:18 №23072

>>23030
It was already wide spread meme before

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 14:43:15 №23075

Shit everycadi ay cars abak

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 15:20:06 №23077

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>57 years of TTD, TND, TFD.

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 16:44:17 №23083

>>23072
i meant the ai gifs

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 21:25:15 №23097

Giga nigga

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:09:57 №23119

happy late-birthday gigachad!
>ignore the goofy ahh music
but that's what makes it gemmy

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i eat poop Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 23:48:54 №23115 [Reply]

i eat poop btw

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WARRIOR Z ALIVE Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 03:49:36 №23055 [Reply]

Reports that Warrior Z was killed in an airstrike were confirmed to be false after the famous debater posted a video of himself at the controls of an Iranian missile battery

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 05:25:36 №23056

Down

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 18:43:42 №23090

negated