>>141932 (OP)The movie is dogshit
Spider-Man learns nothing by the end and is stuck in the exact same place he was at the end of NWH except he was going through some weird arachnid puberty or some shit throughout the film but it never goes anywhere aside from him getting organic webs like Tobey, like there's no further mutations or anything like in the comics I would assume he just gets a little boost
He has to play catch up to some Black cop lady and her 2 sons who he has regular phone conversations with and gets scolded by a few times even though Peter is a trained superhero
He gets stripped naked and sent into a sauna one time by Yelena just to be made into the butt of the joke by Yelena
this movie essentially acts as filler for Spider-Man because he's in the exact same place he was at the end of NWH which is alone and miserable and kinda lonely, oh and Ned somehow regains his memories out of nowhere and it's never set up properly
Hulk and Scorpion are just in it to get controlled by the psycho retard Jean Grey who mentally manipulates and orchestrates the deaths of countless innocents just to be able to track down Metzger when she should just be able to read his mind with her telekentic abilities to find out where he lives, follow him home, and kill him there. Jean also gets several innocent people killed in this shit for no reason like the old man she makes walk in front of a taxi, the old lady she makes drive a Tank into the D.A.M.A.G.E. offices just to free and enslave Scorpion for a bit, Zendayape almost when she threw her off the roof and Spider-Man had to save her before she died, and the 2 innocent people she makes Punisher kill.
Speaking of Frank he's a retard in this shit. He stupidly thinks he can beat the Hulk with just his standard ammo and when he finds out Jean is behind everything he tries to kill her only to have the aforementioned mind control used on him to kill the 2 innocent people. And then after all that when Spider-Man stupidly takes a shot for the mass terrorist murderer mutant Jean, after all the crazy shit she did, all the lives she ruined, Punisher suddenly decides she's good now just because…..ig she felt bad for Peter and healed him for a little bit before he died from the bullet wound, which apparently is enough to make Peter and Frank wanna let her leave…..after all the de
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