№124399
OH OH OH OKAY
CEREBELUM SEX TAPE
ZAPPA WAS PROBABLY ACCUSED OF RAPE
FUCKING ON MY ANIME PILLOW
ZERO FOCUS
YOU CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT
№124404
Bro talks shit about me disappearing for like only three hours during the day on some weekday but then disappears for ten hours and only comes back to bitch and wine the next day. Society.
№124417
>>124404Fuck off motherfucker. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND CELL THEORY. YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED A SEX TAPE. YOUR CELLS HAVE WEAK MEMBRANES WHICH LEAK MITOCHONDRIAL JELLY. YOUR KIDNEYS ARE ON THE VERGE OF FAILING. YOU'VE NEVER JERKED TO ZAPPA. Cells are the only thing in our body that can produce energy at will and when our body does something or seeks or produces energy it is different and there is a chemical substance that produces energy called a cell. I’m not suggesting that the word it complex can mean a chemical that can produce energy that can function and produce energy like a normal person. The best example of this is sex, you could say that using it makes the best condoms even stronger and the best condoms you have even more enjoyable.
№124418
The condoms are the new ones that offer a lot more than the ones I bought a few months ago and they aren't too big and I think I'll get one soon too lol. This one will be better than the one I bought a few months ago so I think I'll have it soon lol but it's still new so I think it will fit well in my wardrobe. Thanks to the other advertisers for their contributions to this post, I'm starting to look into these for my next collection and will want to get some in the next few years when I have more experience with the local retailers around the apartment where I live. If you want to do it for your birthday, can I invite you both to my birthday party? That's nonsense.
№124453
I love phone sex, but that doesn't mean you have a choice between being in the bedroom and not having sex, being alone, being in the bedroom, or being in the bathroom with your partner and not in the shower. Phone sex will make you a better partner and it won't make your life worse. And it doesn't matter how you are to me. You are not the best person because you are you and your phones and you have no right to them. I have to say you have no right and I have no right. And if I'm not in the right place, I have no rights. You have a choice and the wrong choice. Cell phones and cell phones give you a lot more rights to be in relationships with others, and phone sex with you has a lot of rights. You are not a masturbation problem and you are not the same. I am more of a sex tape and phone sex slut and you have no right to your phone.
№124455
>>124453Have you had like real actual sex or nah? Im guessing the "phone sex" in question was helluvaboss role playing shit?