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Tear your walls down, this room is now an empty space left to create an image from your heart.

Don't close your eyes, focus on the lens, it's the light.

Tonight, our dreams become our light.
Race me to the northern lights.

Follow me to a place you've never seen.
Where stars illuminate scenery to find happiness within our lives inside.
If you'll be written in pages, confabulate with these sayings.
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You wake up in the wee little hours of the morning, ready to spend another day on the sharty.
Strangely enough, however, your laptop isn't in the room. Your phone also isn't in the room.
After spending 5 minutes searching for your missing gadgets, you realize a note has been left on the door.
Reading it, you find instructions from your mom to go get the groceries before she hands you back your devices. Fucking obsessed foid!
What is your next move?
A: Search for your missing laptop within the house.
B: Step outside the house and go to the grocery
C: Kill yourself

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ENDING A: Ack!
As you stand on the stool, the rope around your neck, you say your final goodbyes to this cruel world.
Unfortunately for you, however, the second you kick the stool, you remember the hanging troonjak image, and realize that you probably look like that in this very instant.
You spend the next 2 minutes struggling for your life, before eventually succumbing to your own choices.
Try again?

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ENDING B: Crawling away from the scene of the incident, you continue to hack up a concerning amount of blood. You barely make it a few meters before you are too exhausted to continue trying to escape. You lay on the ground and slowly bleed out. Your last words were a wish that you spent more time on the bald man with glasses website.
Try again?

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Your asshole devastated, you are thrown to the sidewalk by the mysterious figure.
Being utterly mindbroken and wanting to end your suffering, you crawl onto the middle of the road and let the cars ram into you.
Try again?

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Joining up with the members of the gang, you engage in illicit activity for the next 5 years.
You become a well-respected senior member of the gang, with many new recruits looking up to you.
Eventually, during the middle of a drug trade, the cops bust into the building and you and the members of the gang get into the gun fight.
You manage to sneak out while bullets are traded, only to be confronted with the snitch himself.
He fires a bullet into your chest, and you simply lay on the ground and die.
Try again?

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Deciding to rebel against your mother's tyrannical orders, you spend the entire day looking around the house for your missing
laptop.
Eventually, you find it crammed in between your bedframe and your bedsheets, and you spend another 3 hours browsing the sharty.
The 'log quality of /soy/ is shit today, lots of NAS, softcore porn, and just genuine shit. A lot of other 'teens are complaining about the state of the 'log, which leads to them getting quoted with HTSM.
This infuriates you to the point you step back from your laptop, ready to release your feral, primitive rage onto it, only to realize it's now 9:00 PM at night and you have done nothing all day. What is your next move?
A: Check out /qa/.
B: Continue posting on /soy/ and join in on some of those meta threads.
C: Go outside to collect the groceries.



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Holy fuck this rocks, unironically
>What the hell is this dogshit?
The Alvin and the Chipmunks cover of Call Me by Blondie but slowed down to about 1/2 speed on a vinyl record player.

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tism thread

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AutistGOD thread

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damn it does sound good geg

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>The Matrix is actually a trans allegory, it's about heccin changing into who you want to be. the directors are trans therefore i'm right and you're wrong. Try being more media literate, chud.
<the matrix is about people jumping around shooting eachother
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>The Matrix is predictive programming for the purpose of making the goyim subconsciously aware of the Jewish-Masonic-Archonian-Saturnian simulation they reside in to complete the ritual that gives the elites full control over their pineal glands

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>>129352
i meant the part where the dev troons out and then says its about being trans because le heckin wholesome

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>>129344 (OP)
The matrix is Jewish propaganda that promotes race-mixing and the destruction of White society.

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The matrix is about decalcifying you gland and killing Jews

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^The matrix is about displaying 3D graphics on computers

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Matrix is about keanu reeves being a breathtaking chungus for 7.5 hours straight



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Fnaf was good before the lore books came out. Then it became a shit show after sister location, though the SL gameplay is my favourite out of all the games.

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>>128437
Trvke
Albeit SL is troonslop

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gem!

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Gemmy

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I never cared about the lore like tismsloppas. I miss when it was just a simple "survive against evil robots for 5 nights" game



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>how it feels listening to Phil Collins


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Is Reel Big Fish gemmy?

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REEL BIG GEM



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Whats some good sites to buy CDs and vinyls from?
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What's a cd grandpa

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Bane?

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>Bane?

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>>120405 (OP)
Flea markets and events, people scalp both today and mods CDs are rotted

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jb hi-fi

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i'll call it in



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 β„–129223[Reply]

>is an idiot
>is a loser
>is a microphone abuser
>still keeps going

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>>129223 (OP)
>analyzes every second he exists
>beats on his mind every second with his fist
brootal

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nah, i'd win



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what the title says
im 100% sure it has to be a en emo band from mid 2000s-early 2010s, myspace era

im esl but this is at least the lyrics for the first verse:
>i could not realize
>you compose a symphony
>that illustrates the definition in our lives
>tonight, we'll fly…
>tonight
>to no….(?)
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>>129267
Are you serious… Come on whoever wrote this song take it off the internet for your own good.

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>>129268
geg
mall emo is keyed doe

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>>129287
>gay mexicans are keyed

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if you dont understand the lyrics of the songs then its a retard mumble song you should never lsiten to

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>>129303
>nazi symbols
yikes



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 β„–129298[Reply]

aryan cuisine


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>Released not even 2 weeks ago
>Already made almost a billion dollars at the box office

How does this shit ass franchise keep printing money yet Tron: Ares completely flopped?
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Avatar is one of those things that you are SUPOSED TO LIKE. It's why Star Wars wasn't killed and buried immediately after The Last Jedi. Le heccking culturalino phenomenonerino! (reminder that ABIB needs to kill himself)

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Up

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im so sick of these kinds of movie posters where its snca characters in the background with le orange and le blue

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>>129238
blame marvel for everything wrong with the film industry.

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>>129238
Slop movies get slop posters, no contradiction here

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goys so stupid lol



 β„–129273[Reply]

Blues or niggerblues
It just sounds good


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Just got done watching Zootopia 2 after hesitating for a long time because muh furfag, but my curiousity got the better of me.
<plebbit spacing
I can safely say its a resounding meh. I did like how the sequel expanded on the lore of Zootopia and had great suspense and mystery (and some funny jokes), but it still pales in comparison to its predecessor. Large parts of the narrative feels disjointed and the pacing moves way too fast, and thus I never ended up caring when the emotional scenes came along (especially since the snake had barely any screen time). Makes me feel like there were creative conflicts behind the scenes because there's a few things that get brought up and are never addressed again. But what do I know as an adult man? Maybe this movie is Citizen Kane to cacas.
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>>128622
That's saying something because FNAF 2 sucks ass
Pissney has really fallen off.

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Jungle Book mogs every other disney movie.

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>>129146
Ngl a Fox-Rabbit hybrid would unironically be sorta cool

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>I did like how the sequel expanded on the lore of Zootopia

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Plebbit movie too,bitch.



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