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I've been watching some lore videos, about Warhammer, and wondered should I get into it, is it like any good, I've heard from chuddies that its newer editions are shit.

If that's true I wanna know why, I also don't know if I would actually enjoy the game, I've never actually have played a single strategy game, and I'm not willing to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on figures to play the game, that I don't even know if I'd like, you know?
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>>125355
yeah that would be cool, honestly, I plan on getting into dnd(just to play with friends) and I want to make my own world, and reading about other fantasy and sci-fi worlds for inspiration would be cool

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>>125376
good way to go about it, but that means you should read the actual classics- Dune and Isaac Asimov

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>>125230 (OP)
>old 40k (pre-2006)
a slopjackish homage to all its inspirations including but not limited to warhammer fantasy, dune, starship troopers and ridley scott's alien with a kind of goofy-in-a-bad-way aesthetic at times that settles into something with a kino painterly quality that exchanges realism for emotion and establishes what is actually meant by the term 'grimdark' in 40k in a way that its autistic fanbase chudrages over to this day because it's not HECKIN' immersive or self-serious enough, ev&doe it's the whole reason anyone ever got seriously immersed in 40k in the first place
>40k novels
Mostly utter dogshit that only exists to expand upon the lore of space marines as pretext to sell more types of space marine models making them insufferable mary sues and defacto main characters of most 40k media including nearly all promotional materials for the game itself past a certain tipping point. The overarching aim of the novels is to make 40k something worth taking seriously in the eyes of authors and a burgeoning manchildish second-generation of the fanbase who are clearly deeply insecure about sci-fi wargames not being considered mature enough by the people who play historical wargames. It fails in this mission utterly and expands on the lore in a way that is not just additive, but completely restructures the way we view hope, heroism, vulnerability and stagnation in 40k as a whole. Because the novels are canon this also feeds into every other aspect of the how the lore affects the game.
>nuhammer
The parts of post-2006 40k that are actually good at least by the standards of people who were introduced to 40k by nuhammer, who are eternally cucked by being ignored by modern GW and hated by older fans in equal measure. It's a different aesthetic, a different lore and a different kind of cool for a different audience
>shithammer (post-primaris/2017, some argue post 5th-7th edition though I'd define this era as nuhammer, but to oldheads nuhammer is obviously also shithammer)
the downwind consequences of how the novels shaped nuhammer, pretty self-explanatory
>wokehammer (technically post-2014 but the real catalyst for woke culture becoming unavoidable to talkPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>125235
I love how I can tell you're the exact same guy who said 40k required some elite level understanding of history and philosophy to be understood the last time someone made a post like this, like come on dude. The idea that 40k needs to be hyped up as so intellectual is exactly what made the novels the way they ended up, which is exactly what made the lore so overblown and the fandom so overly-serious about whether or not you've read them that makes newer fans feel pressured into reading them and resorting to summaries because a sane adolescent yet alone young adult will not ever actually fucking use that much time to read them, which is exactly why opinions about the lore started to become as important to newer fans as the canon, which is exactly why bad-faith interpretations of its political messages became a signal-flare for troons to invade the fandom and endlessly leak about the media-illiterate chuds who ruined the hobby by being le facists or whoever. It was fun, that was all it ever needed to be and you asked for something more and got less. Go back to /tg/ or ArchCast already.

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The Warhammer community is a dnb that consists of a couple of millennial irl soyjaks. The game itself gets worse with every new edition. The miniatures are extremely overpriced chinese plastic garbage that they sell at literal 1000% markup and then (You) have to paint them yourself (lmao). The 'books' are absolute trash that does not deserve to be printed on real paper, that shit reads like fucking fanfiction written by a 14 year old. Here's how the average paragraph from a Warhammer book looks like:
>John S. Marine busted through the airlock with all his might and immediately drew his boltgun. Five heretics turned around at the loud noise and witnessed John's 8 feet tall frame approach them menacingly. They started firing, but John dodged the fire due to his superior reflexes, then he jumped one of the heretics and took him as a shield. While the heretic's body was being turned into Swiss cheese, John shot three of the four heretics, blowing their heads clean off, then he tore off the head of the heretic he was holding and approached the last surviving one. The heretic got down on his knees and started praying for mercy, but John only replied with "God-Emperor will decide what to do with you; my job is to send you straight to him" before punching the heretic with his mighty fist, turning his face into mashed potatoes.
And now imagine 400 pages of that shit nonstop.

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>>125412
>Go back
If you actually read anything I wrote you would know I grew out of all this long before GW went "woke", sort of ironic when you opened this thread with the intent to write a short novella worth of complaints.
I do largely agree with you though, the setting probably wasnt as deep and profound as my pre-pubescent mind thought it was. It definitely helped that I completely missed the cartoonier 80s-90s era. While I havent kept up on how things have changed, it still left a heavy impression on me by being the only fantasy setting to not only have demons with tits- but also greenskins emblazoned with swastikas.



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 β„–121326[Reply]

Genius Occidental Creatives create a speculative creature although heavily antropomorphised very well differentiated as a new species and the feline attributes are undeniable

Crapanese hacks:
>Oh ho ho I rike u to goonu ugu makeu pletty rady and add playboy bunny tier ears and maybe tails costume level shit
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>>121326 (OP)
Jewpanise cant spell "l", they says "r" instead

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>>121333
True. Jewpanise just made a doll for gooners with no intresting anatomy or other things that could show that this is a separate race. "Western RPG" variant looks ugly cuz its oblivion lol, But more precisely, the problem is that they simply put a cat's head instead of a human one, without editing it in any way (it has picrel vibe). In fact, i have not yet seen anywhere that there is a realistic design that would change the animal face, fitting it to the structure of the human face. Maybe really this is just zoophilistic fetish, but it's sad that there is still no interesting antro design.

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now that i see faggots like you
i understand why meximutts made this japan is shit foundation

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>>122026
JAPON ES CAGADA



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 β„–121115[Reply]

Never had nintendo switch and i'm not a fan of nintendo. But Nintendo switch is goated!
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>>121115 (OP)
>Niggerhell

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>>121717
Before their single moms cut them loose.

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>>121115 (OP)
Do you say, never had nintendo switch?

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>Nintendo switch is goated!
Me too!

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>Never had nintendo switch and i'm not a fan of nintendo. But Nintendo switch is goated!



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Does anyone else think edgerunners is tumblr-tier goonerslop or am i alone o algo

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It was OK.

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>>125202
/thread

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I dont think about edgerunners.

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TSMT, the show was ok but i want my wasted 2 hours back

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>>125200 (OP)
>Does anyone else think edgerunners is tumblr-tier goonerslop
yeah

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good show but it was turbo shilled by it's watchers



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 β„–113960[Reply]

Why is this ultracringe millenial redditslop so popular now? What's the appeal? I don't get it.
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>>>113960 (OP)
>This is the only Sony animated movie that doesn't suck

so true

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I watched the movie and half of it was just the demon hunters fucking around while jartydemons raped everyone to death and consumed their souls
>dem demon hunter gringos be too busy talking about their feelings and sheeit so bend that ass over whitey o algo

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>>124735
Women are literally retarded holy fuck.

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>>124861
Not really no lol

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Because the characters are hot and I want to fuck them

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Porn addiction.



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 β„–125197[Reply]

Seriously who here knows someone who watches these movies

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ur on to something I actually don't know a single person who likes these

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The original movie was a novelty back in 2009 because it was really visually impressive for the time. I didn't even know we were on the third one until a week ago. They waited way too long to continue making more of them. The whole franchise should have finished wrapping up 6 years ago, but I'm guessing they didn't want to do that much CGI again until it was way cheaper to render.

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Doesn anybody even fucking remember avatar? Was that really uhh a milestone in any real way or just another overhyped piece of dogshit from the 2000s or 2010s that everybody wants to ignore?

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>>125267
>The original movie was a novelty back in 2009 because it was really visually impressive for the time. I didn't even know we were on the third one until a week ago. They waited way too long to continue making more of them. The whole franchise should have finished wrapping up 6 years ago, but I'm guessing they didn't want to do that much CGI again until it was way cheaper to render.

Maybe yeah. Holy shit does nobody care about this anymore though.

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The first movie was a profoundly mid action flick that made so much money because of the novelty of the CGI and a good marketing campaign. Honestly no surprise in that, goycattle is easily lured. What perplexes me is the fact that the second movie was such a great success. Like bro, you've already seen the first movie, you've already seen lots of good CGI in your life, why the FUCK would you go watch avatar 2 and 3? The plot of the first movie was cliched and barely mediocre, nobody remembers a single fucking line from that movie despite the fact that everyone has seen it, why would ANYONE pay money to find out how the story ends?

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>>125306
The vast majority of people can be instructed on what they should like.



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 β„–85527[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

'Bob on the 'log
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Kek this niggas clitty is absolutely seething over SpongeBob

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>>124975
self-destructive business practices

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>>125037
You think the guys who created a cultural phenomenon end up despising their own fans in the long run?

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>>85527 (OP)
/ourguy/ harman smith just btfo spongebob btw.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r7Eyug7zha8

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>>125055
gem, checked get

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GEG



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 β„–124524[Reply]

ITT we force/reclaim our favourite troonchudslop
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fallout new vegas because you can kill everyone (including the fags) except Yes Man

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>gibs me dat pearl mane

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>>124550
The only pearl this nigger will get

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>>124550
Slamdunk a scavenger baby into the void sea



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 β„–117827[Reply]

I miss baraem, right before it got migrated to beinπŸ₯²
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>>117827 (OP)
Baraem feels bad

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>>120887
Fuck you Arabniggers Fuck Fuck Fuck!

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>>120984

We all do.

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>>121111
No its not

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>>117827 (OP)
I aint funny for seeing this shit because this underage is a brimstone o algo.

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>>117827 (OP)
Fuck this channel, nobody cared about



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>posting the entirety of season 2 of sneering fascists


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 β„–125249[Reply]

I remember on YouTube there was a song about trolling that was animated. The trollface had a suit on, I think. The only thing else that I remember about the video is that at the end he sings something like "Trolling will turn you into a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous person"


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 β„–124889[Reply]

infectious jelqing on 'log

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>>124889 (OP)
transgender gem

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>THIS WILL BE THE LOWEST RATED ALBUM ON RATEYOURMUSIC.COM



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 β„–123411[Reply]

Sneering Fascists season 3 episode 6
Brought to you by
Me
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>>124885
Only Lovelace, Carol Shaw and Laura had any positive impact, the rest are nobody activists and some grandma who liked snca arcade games

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I get the jokes but they don't make me laugh, the whole show feels like reddit if you remove wholesome chungus and porn addiction.

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>>124907
tsmt 'grown up' cartoons are for soyboys and regular cartoons are for kids and pedophiles

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>>124908
real niggas support live action actors

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>>124830
Mandatory April's Fools episodes and that's it.

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>>124909
margerald



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