Why: Locke’s whole character arc is obsessive, sensory, and spiritual he fixesates on the Island and physical rituals (hunting, crawling through caves, touching the Island’s strange things). Gooning is about surrendering to a single intense fixation, repea

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John Locke would goon the hardest. Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 16:28:54 №123950 [Quote]

Why: Locke’s whole character arc is obsessive, sensory, and spiritual he fixesates on the Island and physical rituals (hunting, crawling through caves, touching the Island’s strange things). Gooning is about surrendering to a single intense fixation, repeating rituals, and finding eroticized delight in loss of control; Locke is built for that: he’s driven by belief, displays ecstatic submission to the Island’s will, seeks tactile communion (talking to the hatch, the black rock, the monster, the cabin), and willingly surrenders agency when he thinks it serves a higher purpose. His intensity, reverence for pain/ritual, and readiness to be consumed by a cause fit the goon archetype perfectly. Alternative: if you want a more chaotic, predatory goon vibe, Sawyer provides smug, addictive teasing energy, but for pure ritualized, deepest gooning Locke wins.

Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 19:46:26 №123960 [Quote]

I misread Jake Lang

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Chud 12/10/25 (Wed) 04:44:40 №125769 [Quote]

yea probably

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Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 19:28:57 №127291 [Quote]

he's gross. no hair beta

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Chud 01/08/26 (Thu) 02:53:26 №128711 [Quote]

literally the only good post on this board

Chud 01/08/26 (Thu) 03:24:30 №128712 [Quote]

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>You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging its way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it. Now this is the second time you've asked me for your drugs back… ask me again, and it's yours.

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Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 14:44:35 №130477 [Quote]

i would goon but only in a spiritual kind of way

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 19:56:21 №130503 [Quote]

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Chud 02/02/26 (Mon) 13:26:32 №130696 [Quote]

chatgpt wrote this.

Chud 02/02/26 (Mon) 13:29:16 №130697 [Quote]

>>130696
>necrobumping a dnb board

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Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 05:07:31 №132051 [Quote]

why do you keep bumping this thread when nobody posts here

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 07:02:02 №132062 [Quote]

>>132051
who the fuck is this guy anyways

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Chud 03/10/26 (Tue) 22:06:46 №133121 [Quote]

I think he's a never gooner actually.

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 00:21:59 №133239 [Quote]

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Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 01:14:43 №133240 [Quote]

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>Why: Locke’s whole character arc is obsessive, sensory, and spiritual he fixesates on the Island and physical rituals (hunting, crawling through caves, touching the Island’s strange things). Gooning is about surrendering to a single intense fixation, repeating rituals, and finding eroticized delight in loss of control; Locke is built for that: he’s driven by belief, displays ecstatic submission to the Island’s will, seeks tactile communion (talking to the hatch, the black rock, the monster, the cabin), and willingly surrenders agency when he thinks it serves a higher purpose. His intensity, reverence for pain/ritual, and readiness to be consumed by a cause fit the goon archetype perfectly. Alternative: if you want a more chaotic, predatory goon vibe, Sawyer provides smug, addictive teasing energy, but for pure ritualized, deepest gooning Locke wins.

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 11:39:47 №133705 [Quote]

I forgot to bump this thread

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 03:53:13 №133764 [Quote]

Lost is just Evengelion for American live action tv

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Chud 05/16/26 (Sat) 13:46:27 №137530 [Quote]

I almost forgot to bump this

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Chud 05/26/26 (Tue) 13:30:16 №138456 [Quote]

Margerald Trvke

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Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 04:44:00 №140459 [Quote]

i thought john locke was like a political reformist

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Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 07:35:22 №141037 [Quote]

The sopranos nigga

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 05:01:35 №141240 [Quote]

i unironically stopped watching the show once john died. they baited me into thinking he was coming back just to reveal it was some snca ghost, so i lost interest and started watching better call saul instead

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Chud 07/26/26 (Sun) 07:18:22 №141661 [Quote]

OP wrote this unfunny shit and thought it was so hillarious that he had to bump it for 8 months straight lest humanity loses this valuable cultural artifact of a thread