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what does /mtv/ think of Fargo season 1
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Why did they never answer what happened to Stavros after the car crash?

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>>132282 (OP)
NCFOM mogs the everloving fuck out of it no diff.

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>>132430
that movie wasn't even mentioned, selfish little fuck

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>>132431
lmao they should make a tv show version of that movie tho, like fargo

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>>132548
or does the billy bob charachter copy the no country for old men character? i havent watched that movie in a long time.

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>>132549
anton is like heckin' fate while Lorne Malvo is the heckin' devil



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New documentary about Soyteen population being made

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I was going to force this on /soy/ so I could jak it later geg

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I geg at the negro leaping



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any feels for this kino?
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gem

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>>132565
where's the black(ed) part

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GEG the description is a literal slopjak in text form

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Imagine being the person that made this lmao

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>>132598
I'm pretty sure the author is dead geg

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we all are reading this doe



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I started getting jewtube shorts about the world of asoiaf in my feed and it seems like every fucking knight in Westeros is 6'6 or taller. It's just ridiculous, who ISN'T a fucking 7 feet tall giant at this point?
<chaddit spacing>
There are 20,000 to 40,000 knights in Westeros at any given time. Statistically speaking, the tallest knight should be 6'8. That's it. Maybe once every couple of generations there is a giant like Dunk born, but that's it. Meanwhile in 298 AC we have Sandor and Gregor Clegane, Arryk and Erryk Cargyll, Greatjon and Smalljon Umber, Robert Strong, and Yohn Royce - all 6'8 or taller and all alive at the same time. Not only is that statistically impossible, not only is that just plain retarded and ridiculous, but, as I already said, it also undermines the whole point of tall characters. When every fucking knight is almost as big as the Mountain, the Mountain's size stops being so impressive.

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Gregor Clegane and Robert Strong are both 8 feet tall btw. For reference: in the real world there is exactly one man alive right now who is 8 feet tall. One guy out of 8,000,000,000. In Westeros there are AT LEAST two 8 feet tall knights out of mere 40,000. That's beyond retarded. What the fuck was GRRM thinking?

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>>132585
Ev&o robert strong and the mountain are most likely the same person
Also its fantasy series blud gurm is flawed but he said himself that you shouldnt look at his story under a scientific lense

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>>132582 (OP)
shortcel cope

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Feels like half of all knights mentioned in the books are described as either "remarkably tall" or "one of the best swordsmen in the seven kingdoms" or both. Those words are just worthless because if everyone is a giant blademaster then no one is.



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'toss
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>>132401
I have one of those.

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i've seen this post on 4tran

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>>123668
it did doe, i had no toys and i grew up in a house with 5 kids and no food to eat

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>>124662
I wouldn't say that the internet being mostly 'merimutts and europeans actually mattered. Even if their numbers grew, the japanese and chinese had and still have the decency of mostly sticking to their own walled gardens.
Of course the influx of {{indians and pakis}} in the last 5 years has been negative since they flood regular websites and have already started fighting over SNCA.

The biggest issue wasn't racial change but demographic change. Until about 2010 the internet was still a loser thing to use, and was too complicated for all the normies to bother using. It was mostly nerds who spent any meaningful amount of time using it, so the internet was a better place. Now that everybody, from ancient 80 year olds to 3 year old cacas, are online for multiple hours every day, everything has gone to shit.

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>>132448
turd worlders need no apply

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>>124660
i have anemoia for the 2000's i was just a kid during it, but i can say one thing

I FUCKING DESPISED every millennial TV show. the kike propaganda was there and it was in full force
>glee, faggots
>canadian high school show, faggots
>le evil scary columbine
>be kind to faggots and minorities guys!
even early 2010's hipsters SUCKED.
><Everyone's sense of humor devolved into the one of a toddler
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Anyone else on the sharty listen to Amon Tobin? I quite like his first 5 or so albums. Supermodified and Out From Out Where are rubies, but Bricolage is consistently gemmy, and the Chaos Theory soundtrack is a gemerald. I haven’t listened to much of his later stuff, doebeit
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>>132143 (OP)
no, what about fern from superstructure?

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>>132145
Can't find anything on that, got a link?

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>>132143 (OP)
>>132146
https:// soundcloud .com/n2-music

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Found him through ISAM and hadn't found anything quite like it yet, still have yet to listen to his entire discog since I stopped at Chaos Theory

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Never listened to him but yeah Chaos Theory OST is amazing

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He’s been on my to listen list for a while now, I have Bricolage downloaded on my β€˜puter and was preparing to listen to it but kept getting distracted



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ITT we listen to REAL music

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would've done numbers three years ago

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do you guys like this show? im watching it rn. i've been thinking about watching a tv show, and this one looks promising. comments?
>https://movies.pizza/movie/shifting-gears-2025-season-2/watching.html

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yea this is really good guys. i reccomend it.

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heres another show u guys can watch. they sell moonshine too and its good. its all total wine
>https://movies.pizza/movie/moonshiners-2011-season-15/watching.html



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ITT we make our own guitars and share them on here using these websites:
<reddit
https://www.fender.com/pages/fender-mod-shop
or
https://www.kieselguitars.com/builder/guitar
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>>132340 (OP)
Sadly i can't use the fender designer in my brownoid euroraisin country, but I just like teles so i came up with this in the keisel builder. Black pickguards always mog

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Guitarniggers when they actually have to play the instrument they poured 271 thousand into, no one cares about your shitty solos, pianoGODS won, guitarcels are talentless faggots

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Guitars and pianos are both keyed instruments doebeit

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>Guitarniggers when they actually have to play the instrument they poured 271 thousand into, no one cares about your shitty solos, pianoGODS won, guitarcels are talentless faggots

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>>132412
only pianos, accordions and organs have actual keys THOUGH

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>>132424
seethe, keyedboard is wonnerd



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he blames his neighbor for everything in the same way that chud thinks anything bad is DA JOOOS' fault; his neighbour is named dinkle(((berg)))

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His voice actor irl is a faggot btw

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>>132515 (OP)
dinkleberg was aleays a flexing piece of shit because duuuh we have no kids i can afford every materialist slop i want

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>>132519
sounds like he was based on clark's neighbor in christmas vacation?

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I just listened to Negative XP's new album, "Bed Rest". It's fine, but not as good as his older stuff. My favorite track is Another Song (despite the grammatical error in the chorus hyuk hyuk.) Judging by this album and the one before it, seems like either he can't recapture his older sound or he's purposefully deviating from it.

While I think I have largely outgrown "Incelcore" as a genre, I do still like Negative XP along with a few other musicians.

Post Incelcore ITT if you want to.
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this makes me wonder when i'll outgrow incelcore. for now it's still one of my favorite genres

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>>128258
you will outgrow every music genre

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>>128250 (OP)
Negative XP tends to make great songs once in a while, but his actual albums are a slog to get through. His best was Gamer.

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Up

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>but not as good as his older stuff
Do you mean his earlier works or schoolshooter era

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Might be late for this but yeah I agree. His releases don't hit like they used to be.
the version of "I wish blocking people would kill them" 3 years ago is better than the release in the album. I guess it is due to the vocal, cuz it sounds like genuine rage which fit the theme of the song.
I do like "theme song" tho.



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breakcore is aryan
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>>132440
Is creating shit aryan?

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>>132471
aryans poop so yes

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Its skibbidi ohio music for retarded people.

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You like it because you are a retard.

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>Do you like breakcore? Yes we like breakcore

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I don't hate breakcore but it isnt that great. I listen to it on the bus when I am tired as shit, its like musical white noise in a way and can be /calm/ing.

>>132158
I agree, its hard to differentiate most tracks from each other.

Also why is breakcore named in such a retarded way? The music itself doesn't have lyrics so can't mean anything in particular, but the naming is always some raisin about mental illness or random bullshit. Makes it even harder to remember any individual track



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midge
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What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

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me personally I'd start a midget breeding experiment. I will kidnap about a thousand midgets and feed them datura and salvia to mentally fuck them up. I will repeat this until they completely forget about the outside world. Then I will send these midgets to a completely isolated island with zero civilisation, and I will watch as these midgets create civilisations and wage war. I will be their God, they will sacrifice their ugly midget babies to me and I will eat them. I will grant a particularly strong midget that catches my eye a steel sword and he will be my champion, a midget King Arthur if you will. Eventually these midgets will start attempting to leave the island, but I will be dead and unable to stop them by then. This is the plan, these midgets will have natural testosterone boosters in their water. After two hundered years they will become midget ubermensch, ready to conquer the modern world

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>>131634
I've always had a fantasy of acquiring godlike powers, but the descent to insanity would be too great. Instead I'd just try to focus on just one dwarf: Warwick Davies. I'd try to use my powers to clone him but with one quirk - each clone would feel the suffering of the other clones. For one Warwick, I'd seal off his eyes, nose, mouth and ears. Forever suffocating but never dying. This Warwick would writhe in agony until the heat death of the universe.
Another Warwick I imagine, I'd do something more worthy of spectacle. I'd simply shoot his family in front of him. Anyone who tries to help him I'd also kill. Everyone would see Warwick dragging the corpse of his mutant hellspawn along the street painting the pavement with blood. He has to dig their graves by himself much to the amusement of everyone as his tiny arms pathetically maneuver themselves around a regular-sized shovel. He'll have no choice but to dig their graves on his own with his slimy hands but going no further than 1 meter, or he'll risk falling down.
One special Warwick I'll give the gift of normalcy. I'll even cure his entire family. They'll get to experience what it's like being able to press the 5th floor on an elevator. Maybe give him a large dick to go with it. But the catch is I'd tell them it's gonna go away if I feel like it. They'll get to live their normal lives forever in the shadow of potentially losing their height. They'll never buy regular sized stuff. They can't afford buying a top shelf, a full-sized fridge, knowing they might wake up one day they can't reach. They'll have to continue living as if they're still the freaks that they are realizing that even with all the height in the world, Warwick Davis is still a fucking midge.

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Imagine seeing Warwick Davis shopping at the mall before Christmas. You run into him on the third floor, carrying dozens of bags that are far too heavy for his stubby little arms and puny fingers. He's struggling, sweat is pouring off his deformed little forehead as he tries to get his gifts home for his family. You feel the rage build up in you, looking at this decrepit little gnome pulling all these bags, making little grunts in his stupid little high pitched voice. Unconsciously, you find yourself striding towards him, with venomous intent in your eyes. He catches sight of you approaching, his tiny freak head lifts slightly, you can see the fear in his eyes like a zebra looking at a lion on the hunt. In an instant, you grab him by his tiny legs and begin walking over to the balcony that overlooks the mall floor, Warwick too weak to fight back, only whimpering. Three floors up is a good height to a human being, but to this imp? It might as well be the Grand Canyon. You lift him over your head like a sack of potatoes and you toss the little midge over the edge, and you hear his goofy high pitched yelps as he falls. He smacks his head off a cupcake kiosk, his tiny brains splattered all over a group of Chinese tourists like a Jackson Pollock painting, the elves from the nearby Santa Claus chair rush over, thinking one of their own has committed suicide again. In this moment, you feel triumph.

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what did he do

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I



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 β„–132501[Reply]

Says what it says. Review vill be posted once I watch it on this board.

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You can see the COB in his face

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>>132510
I am COB here



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Have you heard about this slow-burning, bone-chilling soviet movie about the Battle On The Ice between the Novgorod and Teutonic knights? Crazy to think that three years later, the germans again would invade the old russian lands

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why is the entire movie in giga filter



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