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 №124204[Reply]

Check out Electric Wizard. Love everything about these guys.

 №124346

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YOB mogs electric wizard in every way vro

 №124354

>>124346
Who's yob?


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 №124339[Reply]

Why does mojang/Microsoft never add any cool game changing features like the Nether update? I don't think I've had more fun than exploring bastions and then sitting on the wealth I got from them like a dragon. Every new update or mob seems like its created to make plushies and merch out of, not to mention they don't even drop anything anymore

 №124340

>Every new update or mob seems like its created to make plushies and merch out of
Now yuo see

 №124341

i read this post in the nate elevenlabs voice


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 №124041[Reply]

>one of the most musically diverse subgenres of metal, inspired by groove metal, funk metal, death metal, industrial, alternative rock, grunge, metalcore and even hip hop
>covers a wide range of subject matters in their lyrics, ranging from heartbreaking trauma, the trials of everyday life and doing it all for the nookie (WHAT?), performed masterfully via fry screaming, scatting, singing, shouting and growling
>iconic, timeless style utilising oversized, baggy clothes, big shoes and chains for increased movement, storage and a larger physical presence to assert dominance. the age old adage of "baggier = swaggier" taken to its fashionable conclusion
>garnered a fanbase of well adjusted, intellectual and virile white teenagers and young adults who felt that the music gave them an avenue for self expression and true rebellion against the ZOG-mandated conformity forced upon them by their schools and government
<has retained the exact same stagnant sound ever since the jump from 2nd wave to 3rd wave, save for the inclusion of more synths and cheesy bells and whistles
<exclusively "sings" about satan and cringe inducing revenge fantasies because their well adjusted, churchgoing, Jesus loving, successful parents didn't approve of them growing their greasy hair out and wearing mayhem shirts to school because they knew it would get them bullied. now obsessively hates religion because they associate it with their well-meaning parents
<style inspired by suicidal homosexuals from the 90s and gay leather daddies from the 80s. they have resorted to wearing black skinny jeans and having their hair long because they have acknowledged their own weakness and know that they would absolutely get raped and beaten if they were in any sort of confrontational scenario
<exclusively listened to by dejected, socially and mentally inept retards who have modelled their entire personality around listening to obscure radio static fuzz and distorted screams because its the only thing that makes them feel special. will probably end up shooting 3 white kids at the local elementary school and then themselves if they dont hang themselves while blasting a nocturnal depression song to commemorate the end of their miserable life insPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 №124114

>>124041 (OP)
Gatekeeping 'fandoms' is impossible because the concept of fandom already entails the sedation and redirection of the essence of a subculture towards consumer identity which killed what we call metal from as early into the thought process behind it as black sabbath and so every fandom can be broken down into three types of people
>real fans, not that it matters
>fake fans
>fake real fans
black metal braniggers are the third group, numetal is metal's version of the middle group and every real metal fan is like 40 or older or whatever or who even cares reallyG

 №124115

>>124041 (OP)
The juxtaposition between the reasons nu metal is good being obvious bait and the reasons black metal is bad being 100% sincere and true makes the whole thing tbh

 №124243

>>124041 (OP)
this is unrelated to this post but metal is unlistenable when the lyrics are english

 №124306

op, we dont give a fuck unless you give a fuck about me and my generation

 №124335

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>>>124041 (OP)
>this is unrelated to this post but metal is unlistenable when the lyrics are english

 №124336

>>124115
Trvke


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 №124328[Reply]

Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top
And I'm gon' shine, homie, until my heart stop
Go 'head, envy me, I'm rap's MVP
And I ain't going nowhere, so you can get to know me

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 №122600[Reply]

I think gorrilaz turned to shit when they started doing colabs with weird "experimental" nigger rappers ~2020.
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>>124309
tsmt

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>>124099
google and amazon employees how no thoughts or opinions, thats why they get jobs doing such mindless work. Its the monolithic corporations that push those ideals

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>>124147
marge

 №124314

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IDK shlawg I kinda like CRAKKA EYELAND

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>>124314
DEY new songs wit IDLES AINT 2 bad NEEDER

 №124322

>>124313
>Noodles flashing her panties


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 №124103[Reply]

'log saving I ARE TECH thread

 №124290

up


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 №124399

OH OH OH OKAY

CEREBELUM SEX TAPE

ZAPPA WAS PROBABLY ACCUSED OF RAPE

FUCKING ON MY ANIME PILLOW

ZERO FOCUS

YOU CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT

 №124404

Bro talks shit about me disappearing for like only three hours during the day on some weekday but then disappears for ten hours and only comes back to bitch and wine the next day. Society.

 №124417

>>124404
Fuck off motherfucker. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND CELL THEORY. YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED A SEX TAPE. YOUR CELLS HAVE WEAK MEMBRANES WHICH LEAK MITOCHONDRIAL JELLY. YOUR KIDNEYS ARE ON THE VERGE OF FAILING. YOU'VE NEVER JERKED TO ZAPPA. Cells are the only thing in our body that can produce energy at will and when our body does something or seeks or produces energy it is different and there is a chemical substance that produces energy called a cell. I’m not suggesting that the word it complex can mean a chemical that can produce energy that can function and produce energy like a normal person. The best example of this is sex, you could say that using it makes the best condoms even stronger and the best condoms you have even more enjoyable.

 №124418

The condoms are the new ones that offer a lot more than the ones I bought a few months ago and they aren't too big and I think I'll get one soon too lol. This one will be better than the one I bought a few months ago so I think I'll have it soon lol but it's still new so I think it will fit well in my wardrobe. Thanks to the other advertisers for their contributions to this post, I'm starting to look into these for my next collection and will want to get some in the next few years when I have more experience with the local retailers around the apartment where I live. If you want to do it for your birthday, can I invite you both to my birthday party? That's nonsense.

 №124453

I love phone sex, but that doesn't mean you have a choice between being in the bedroom and not having sex, being alone, being in the bedroom, or being in the bathroom with your partner and not in the shower. Phone sex will make you a better partner and it won't make your life worse. And it doesn't matter how you are to me. You are not the best person because you are you and your phones and you have no right to them. I have to say you have no right and I have no right. And if I'm not in the right place, I have no rights. You have a choice and the wrong choice. Cell phones and cell phones give you a lot more rights to be in relationships with others, and phone sex with you has a lot of rights. You are not a masturbation problem and you are not the same. I am more of a sex tape and phone sex slut and you have no right to your phone.

 №124455

>>124453
Have you had like real actual sex or nah? Im guessing the "phone sex" in question was helluvaboss role playing shit?


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 №124068[Reply]

Anyone on here listen to semetary/anyone else in haunted mound? I like semetary but his vocals get a little samey and unmelodic, but buckshot has top tier vocal range imo
<poop
Also hauntahollix mixtape was kind of a mixed bag

 №124085

not really, i kind of like buckshot but i havent listened to his songs in a while

 №124108

yes


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 №124087[Reply]

i think the gassy gemerald is my favourite thing

 №124089

To me it never made sense. Why is he just farting randomly? Shouldn't his farts be coming out with the exertion of jumping on the dildo? And shouldn't the farts sound more exerted, rather than the more idle-type fart sounds we hear? Furthermore, wouldn't it make more sense for him to only fart at the apex of the jump, because his anus would be the least obstructed? I'm severely autistic btw.

 №124090

>i think the gassy gemerald is my favourite thing

 №124095

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>i think the gassy gemerald is my favourite thing


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 №123997[Reply]

Why normies find this shit funny or good written at all?

 №124002

>>123997 (OP)
ESL

 №124014

>>123997 (OP)
Le post-apocalypse kino or something.

 №124016

>We killed every chuddy, its time to start civilization over.

 №124080

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>>124002
Even the sodo-americans hate this midwitted show.


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 №124004[Reply]

What the fuck do normies even watch bruh
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 №124023

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>"normies"
>it's indians

 №124028

White folx cant take some spice 🤌🏿🖖🏿

 №124039

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All that trash gets negged by this peak video.

 №124066

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>>124039
gem of a video, also was it inspired by this one or is it the other way around?

 №124076

>>124066
no the meatball video was the original one

 №124078

>>124023
What's the difference?


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 №122935[Reply]

What if there was Smiling Friends Season 3 Episode 5 on the sharty?
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 №123231

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>>>122982
>You're not missing much nowadays, recently they greenlit a stopmotion cartoon about some bullfighting dyke
>
>>>123011
>That is an insult to fascism, this dumb cartoon should be rebranded as:
>>Soiling Fags

 №123232

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>>>122935 (OP)
>this shit is actual toddlerslop who the fuck watches this

 №123873

>>123060
>uploaded 12 years ago
>not that much views to be getting reccommended
>comments imply that this gets shared consistently
holy shit is this your video are you this dedicated of a zach hadel lee

 №123924

>>123231
>>123873
He also respected Chris Chan's pronouns, he lost the edge right after the SleepyCabin got shitcanned.

 №124052

post the nu 'scists

 №124056

>>124052
calling smiling friends sneering fascists unironically will just encourage xem, c'mon…


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 №122763[Reply]

The last season of BCS was shit. The whole time, i was hoping to see a few episodes of saul between the divorce and breaking bad, but they just skipped right over it. also, wtf was that prison bus scene all about? Jfc
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 №124003

tsmt the realistic ending wouldve had saul getting 'aped by BBC in prison

 №124012

>>122763 (OP)
Last 2 seasons of BCS aren't that good, it was still carried by hype.

 №124020

Looking back, Better Call Saul is way better than Breaking Bad. Although after Chuck kills himself the show becomes noticeably worse because it loses a very significant character and shifts more focus on spics shooting each other.

 №124022

I wish they had made it all just about Jimmy, Chuck, Kim and Howard, and the Mike/Nacho/Lalo storyline was just a background plot with way less screen time.

 №124026

bcs Is the one good slowburn show

 №124047

>>124022
Same, it feels like the show is two shows condensed into one, because that’s basically what it is. It’s both Jimmy’s and Mike’s prequel stories.


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 №122789[Reply]

Are there any ((FELLOW)) SOYTEENSwho believe the earth is flat?
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 №123157

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God made the earth into a ball so he could juggle it around.

 №123286

realistic flat earth that can be made in the future

 №123288

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>>122789 (OP)
And Hitler was never real.

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>>123319
marge

 №123479

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>>123319
ayran hands typed this

 №124044

No fucking flat earther belives in the picture


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 №123397[Reply]

>S-SAMUS?
>SAMUS ARYAN???!??
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>>123397 (OP)

 №123981

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>>123397 (OP)
<They finally conceived a soyjak for Metroid

>>123896
>Fetish slop
How is that not breaking the norms of this board?

 №123983

>>123927
But the games are fun o algo, i especially really enjoy fusion and prime 3 corruption

 №124015

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>>123983
>fusion
You must be a chad with a six-pack to enjoy the most bone chilling, slow burning metroid out there.

 №124038

>>124015
Fun story i used to think that the SA-X's nose bridge was a droopy mouth and that it was doing a weird funny face in that shot.

 №124042

>>124038
Fun story, mine is just about me having nightmares on it but it was fun. I wish soft horror like this was still prevalent instead of creepypasta style red dot eyes everyone is obsessed about nowdays.


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