/mtv/ - Media and Interests

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>>131748
your cellular membranes are literally dissolving in your bloodstream lol. fuck outta here with this shit

seriously dude you need to see a cell specialist ASAP, you're only making it worse by waiting

see a cell specialist and they will likely prescribe you heroin to begin cellular therapy. you'll need to take it for probably at least a year before your cells will be fully functional again, but it'll be worth it.

Inb4 pathetic crying again

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>>131749
Do you not realize how much of a retarded gigavirgin you sound like? Kinda the opposite of an own there.

>>131754
dude I'm unironically trying to help you. if you see a cell specialist and get on heroin soon you'll end up recovering fine. if you keep waiting you'll eventually develop weak cells and all of your armor cells will die out. you'll basically be fucked for life. see a cell specialist

I had cellular weakness a couple years ago and I went on heroin for seven months. I recovered quicker than normal due to having precocious cells. but yeah it saved my life and I still take heroin regularly just for the cellular effects.

You should stop spazzing out and go fill out a job application lol.defective ahh retard spamming his funni meme phrases with zero life skills. Good luck ig.

>>131758
You have a cellar weakness today aswell. Its called "down syndrome". Maybe a little fetal alcahol too.

honestly even just getting heroin on the street would probably save your life. street heroin doesn't have the same cellular properties as fortified hospital stuff but it'll get the job done. but that's only if you really don't want to see a cell specialist.

>>131760
I don't have "cellar weakness" today, I had cellular weakness which was due to helping my dad build his shed with rusty nails. that's all in the past though because I actually did something about it instead of twiddling my thumbs like a fucking moron (what you're doing). you're gonna fucking die dude. get help.

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>>131761
You do. Its called being mentally retarded.

>>131763
at least I'm not so fucking stupid that I'm going to kill myself by inaction

>>131764
You are though! You'll end up committing suicide because your gonna die a Virgin. Plus we know yoj don't exactly get much excersize since you don't go outside or anything at all. Im in relatively decent shape for 30 ig. Better than you've ever been.

They were often used to store wine, food, and coal, but were not used in everyday life. They are often found in older or older buildings. Wine cellars are used to store wine or coal. Hughes is right and honest when he says that a cellar is a room or group of rooms that occupy part or the first floor of a house, and the Berserk player is better than that.

"If the word "cement" has only one meaning, a cellar is not heated, and sometimes a wine barrel is not heated. To protect the beer from external contamination. Wine is made from naturally perishable fruits, seeds, or nuts. It's the same decision that comes with all fruits."

>>131764
I like how you just implicity admitted you were mentally retarded like I already knew from the whole everything and just kept going.

>>131766
That shit floppa eats on cap.

>>131765
>>131767
no, your petty insults just bounced off me as always. revealing more about yourself tbh. you have never even watched a sex tape dude. you don't know what a "good girl" is. you've never taken heroin and it shows. you're a doomed loser

>>131769
They're not petty insults. Just true observations. You have some type of mental retardation for sure. Your like visibly slow when im talking to you. Theres something defective about it there.

>>131770
here are some true statements: you've never watched a sex tape. you've never jerked to zappa. you know nothing about cell phones. you've never taken heroin. you don't know what a "good girl" and a "bad girl" is. you've never gotten a blowjob. you've never been scratched by needles. you're an absolute loser

>>131769
>:you have never even watched a sex tape dude. you don't know what a "good girl" is."

Yeah unlike you ive actually had sex so its less of an issue. Unlike you who are going to inevitably commit suicide or end up institutionalized due to heckin male lonliness epidemic. "Good Girl" some bdsm shit ig. Idk tbh most women in real life do not really like that. If yiu want I coild try to explain to you how sex actually works so you can pretend to be included next time it comes up.


>"you've never taken heroin and it shows."

Nobody else thinks heroin is cool. Its a hard drug associated with dysfunctional addiction. Most smart people avoid it. You're desperation to be included sounds like it lead to some pretty bad life decisions.

Heroin kills you lol. Everybody avoids that shit. Very few people are "cool" on heroin. Interesting to see your bizzare emotionally stunted retard vission of the universe tho. Heroin addicts are nasty and kinda hard to be around. Thats like saying "you've never smoked meth" although tbf I did do that but only once. But like its not a "cool drug". Its a tweaker drug.

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>>131773
heroin literally healed my body you fucking moron

It's made from rotten leaves, nuts, or seeds. It's a universal solution. You're going to die a virgin, so kill yourself. Somehow your memory is failing you. It's funny how loud you scream when you talk to me. There's something to that. You've never seen a sex tape, man. You don't know what a "good girl" is. You've never done heroin, but it's clear. You've lost the girl you were supposed to be. We also know that you don't move much because you're outside, in other people's rooms, or in the basement of a building, doing nothing, but a Berserk player offers so much more.

Serve with mushrooms, nuts, or beans. It happens to everyone. Dying young is tantamount to committing suicide. Sometimes… you realize that because you’re outside or in someone’s room, or because you’re a “good guy,” there’s not much you can do. We haven’t tried heroin, that’s for sure. We are under the sky, doing nothing, but there are many things for berserkers. Your mind will follow you. You have a nice smile while talking. There’s not much under the sky, but there’s plenty for berserkers. Something. If you’ve ever seen a porn tape, you don’t know, buddy. We don’t know how to help, but berserkers have a lot to offer. Your mind will follow you. You are a “good” person. We haven’t tried heroin, that’s for sure. You lost the woman you loved. And we know we’re moving forward because we’ve found the answers. You almost die, hey, you killed yourself. Sometimes you just want to sit in the living room or on the floor and do nothing, but there’s so much more to Berserkers.

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>>131772
Do you even know what a Berserker is? Let me guess: you don't

Hackers have a lot of potential… to change their Netflix password for you. Your heart follows you… to the couch during a marathon. He was a "good" guy… until he spilled the coffee. We didn't try heroin… but we did eat an entire pizza by ourselves. You lost the woman you loved… in a game of Fortnite.
We knew we were making progress… until we hit a wall (literally). Because we were going to find answers… to why the Wi-Fi's slow. He almost died… from eating too much cheese. He killed himself… trying to adult. Sometimes you want to stay in your room or on the floor and… binge-watch TV because you want to be a couch potato.
Technically, yours doesn't do anything… like my aunt's cooking. But there's more to Berserker… than just pizza and anime. "Good girl"… at hiding her phone bill. Even if you've never done drugs before… you've probably eaten a whole bag of chips. Terrorists have a lot of… bad PR.
If you've ever seen a cat video, you don't know… what productivity is. Man… I need a nap. We don't know how to help… with adulting. Yeah, you don't know what a "good girl" is… but you know what a good pizza is. I've never done drugs… but I've eaten a whole pizza by myself.
And he lost his beautiful daughter… in a book series. She loses her beautiful innocence… in a sea of homework. Understand… that memes are a language. Dying as a child… is like trying to fit into skinny jeans. There's not much you can do… when your phone's dead.
Because you're out… of snacks. We didn't try heroin… but we did try that weird diet. We're under the sky… and also under a lot of pressure. Don't do anything… like I don't do my laundry. But dictators are serious… about their selfie angles.
Your heart will follow you… to the fridge. He smiled beautifully… after eating a whole cake. There's not much under the sky… but there's plenty of memes. We know you won't do anything… because you're too busy scrolling. That's a great solution… until you run out of battery. You'll die… from too much Netflix.

Morebali and the brothers listen attentively. We talk about reunion, I take a… selfie in the corner.

Your heart follows you… into the valley. He laughed out loud… after eating a piece of cake. There's nothing wrong with that… lots of memes. We know he won't win. The food he chooses, the ability to move his mind. He made a sharp sword in the middle. And he never fails, even when we fail. Is it really good? It's the wind, our clothes. We rarely say nipples. Life is a journey, a journey. We know the obstacles of our nipple, we can overcome them. The dog is tired, the dog is looking for him. It didn't matter… the main thing is not to run out of battery. You will die… not badly, badly. His heart beats hard and his heart kills. A man of glory and honor stands proudly before us. We are strong, we are strong. Confusion is caused by fear and instability in the soul. I, I work. It's like saying, "No, nothing is happening." Unfortunately, this loss has fallen on the shoulders of our loved ones. We look forward to moving forward with confidence. And we are looking for the place where the beautiful boy Nkaran… mukdo manyako disappeared. For some inexplicable reason, his… beautiful answer disappeared. Life is over. The name is inbungamiya. Yes, we will die when your search is over. It didn't matter… as long as the battery doesn't run out. I'm so sad… that we have more Netflix. That's it. Our careers can go downhill from here, all that's left is hope in the dark. You ask us, nippos, just as we ask you. Some are good, some are bad. We see a virus around our question: Are we an apparition?

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Bro thought this was tough and mysterious.

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>"Technically, yours doesn't do anything… like my aunt's cooking. But there's more to Berserker… than just pizza and anime. "Good girl"… at hiding her phone bill. Even if you've never done drugs before… you've probably eaten a whole bag of chips."

I mean given your views on heroin assuming this is the same person I kinda doubt you really have.

>>131783
Fuck you asshole!!!!

>>131785
Bro went back to crying and shitting himself because I didnt like his retarded little fanfiction. Your not capable of critical thought tbh. But person.

>>131786
you didn't address literally anything I said. fucking pathetic idiot. you couldn't even comprehend half of the shit I'm saying because you have to actually read books first before you can understand it fully. I got cellular weakness because I helped build my dad's shed. we used rusty nails.

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>>131787
I would like to reitterate,because everybody i know who actually does drugs is trying to avoid opiates thats pretty yk.

>>131788
I got cellular weakness 5 years ago. it came from helping build my father's shed. we used rusty nails which gave me cellular weakness. it was from building the shed. fucking idiot

>>131787
Because everything you said was massively retarded. Also I directly addressed it. Cells don't break without the human body heavily very quickly decaying,you dont go outside because your a retarded gooner who probably spends all day on steam,I don't need to have the same level of knowledge of pornography that you do because im not a massive virgin,and everybody else also knows that heroin isnt like a cool drug to do. You dont because your just making shit up. You've never done anything.

>>131790
it was 5 years ago. 5. years. ago. let it go dude. I got it from building the shed with rusty nails, that's all. it's not that deep. just move on dude. I took heroin and it went away, idiot!

>>131790
how fucking tapped are you? I already told you, I got cellular weakness 5 years ago from building my dad's shed with rusty nails. the rust inhibited cellular fluorescence. no shit. heroin fixed it, obviously. that's why you see a fucking cell specialist. you fucking idiot. I'm not gonna explain this to you again, idiot!

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You have a celluar weakness now its called fetal alcahol syndrome. Its what makes you act like this. Marijuana is objectively safer in every conceivable way. Heroin addicts tend to die.
>>131789
Im guessing your father needs to take care of you like you were ten years old despite being like 40 probably? Noticed you had a meltdown and flagged me for the most random bullshit again lol.

FuCkInG IdIoT

>>131792
Chain chain chain reaction

Don't know how you got so small

Chain chain chain reaction

Dont know how did it get so malformed

Bro said:"VICTORY SCREEECH" lol

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fuckity fuck stick!

>>131832
Bro talks like Chris Chan

>>131834
who the hell is that? I don't watch whatever the fuck you're referencing, only shit like panty stocking, excel saga, homestar runner, hazbin hotel etc

>"who the hell is that? I don't watch whatever the fuck you're referencing, only shit like panty stocking, excel saga, homestar runner, hazbin hotel etc"

Right that would be the same thing. Your the type of tard who likes dreamtheater. Which also explains why you hate CAN. Lack of attention. Awful pallete. The most worthless corperste quirk chungus meme bullshit possible. You like peak reddit without anything in the way of consoomable content. You can replace the word content with art or media or propoganda if you want to. Bit you like shit that leaves no impact on the soul. Leaves no impact on the human spirit. You like your quirk chungus run liners and shitty random shifts but you cant take in things with depth. Things with brevity. And I do like odd time signatures so don't get me wrong here. But yeah I mean things like CAN and other similar bands. You like art with no impact. You like media with no payoff. Theres nothing emotive or human about a band like that. It feels stilted. I understand complexity or odd time signatures for effect but music needs to always be centered around how it makes you feel. And thats something CAN did very well. Thers always a reason. Zappa despite his strong anti drug stances lacks this. Although im assuming he still drank and smoked cigs so thats more of a fun fact than a real lifestyle difference. Anyway yeah he was bug person slop. CAN are extremely emotive and expressive comparatively. Same with Vander and Magma.

>>131846
Bro openly admits to watching peak quirk chungus slop and tardslop and wonders why I dont believe he can pick up on pacing or emotional impact. There are subtletys to music that you simply aren't processing.

But to be clear its not that I hate odd time signatures. And I do need to put emphasis on this because im aware krautrock uses them less. But I like Magma and Camel aswell and ELP and Gentle Giant. All bands which had songs outside of 4/4. But yeah mostly standard time or whatever. Still a reason people remember CAN and not Zappa. Meaningful songwriting and artistic discretion that Zappa lacked. Zappa represented the worst tropes in progressive rock. Also bland ass uninspired riffs. Michael Krodil was a creative genius.

I meant can is mostly in standard time. Not ALL their songs obviously but compared to Zappa for sure. i like odd time signatures though when done well. When it works conrextually with the music instead of against it. Like with Magma. Magma would be a good example of this. The pieces need to work though. But you probably can't pick up on when they do or don't or how things fit. That's why your attached to such gaudy bullshit. Common time or not,when yoh figure it out you will realize just how much better CAN is.