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 7200Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

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 19565

>>19556
>>19556
The only thing you can do is keep praying and trying the easypeasymethod, IMO. It took me like 3 years of effort to actually kick it and it sucks every time you fail but one day if you do the above, it should just click.



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ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger
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 15058Sticky[Reply]

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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 19430

>>19400
>Nusois can't handle living



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 19511[Reply]

What conspiracy do you dislike the most?
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 19538

>>19521
exactly, those are my thoughts too, how could they possibly let anything of this get out, in fact they seem to be just openly embracing this nowadays?? Perhaps the jews are the 1%, but theye not the top dogs, thats for sure. Theres always a 0.01%.

 19539

>>19538
Even if everyone knows that jews are behind everything, nobody will do anything about it, just like when Epstein files were released.

 19541

>>19532
yeah these are stupid
I dislike any of the theories where people put a huge degree of importance to themselves. Vaccines don't have microchips in them. That would be too expensive, and not worth it when you willingly go ahead and carry a chip in your pocket all the time, that can have a microphone, camera, etc and an antenna as well. The elites don't care about you to the level of wanting chips in you (unless its brain chips, they will love those when they come out). They already have plenty to enact surveillance on everyone and to scan any trace online to keep people in line

 19559

flat earth

 19563

dislike as in I hate the theory and conspiracy theorists subscribing to it?
or dislike as in I hate the conspiracy itself because it's affecting and ruining my life?

 19566

fat earth



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 19551[Reply]

Thoughts on "dog dog sahur"??? Do you want to make a new dog dog sahur??? Reply with your own dog dog sahur

 19562

That is my tulpa I summoned him to be my friend be nice to him



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 19560[Reply]

What is this being?


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 19402[Reply]

NiggaBrap47 is a rare namefag/entity who lurks in /pol/ very rarely. But even rarer, he makes a post. Whatever you do when you see it, DO NOT REPLY. Victims of this user permanently banning users of the sharty say that whenever they try to interact with anything on the site after replying, they get a error saying his name. NiggaBrap47. Then, every name on the whole site becomes NiggaBrap47. Some victims say they’ve become English Second Language. One user reports that after 3 days, they fell ill with the Flu for around a month. So whatever you do, IGNORE NIGGABRAP47!
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 19412

snopes?

 19432

>>19412
garf got the flu and is esl now

 19434

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 19437

we should jsid

 19552

dogtoes

 19558

>>19432
this is real. ever since that day i've started having more frequent typos…



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 19439[Reply]

thoughts about the black helicopters? were they just exaggerated sightings of UH-60s or is there something more?

 19557

Shut up about the UH-60s or they will come for you, Bro!



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 19513[Reply]

When the simulation ends do i get married to God, and his hot and my sexdrive comes back and we fuck all the time forever but i never get pregnant and im always aroused?

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>>19514
>durrr sex should be in the missionary position for the soul purpose of having offspring between white people, no dicksucking allowed btw

 19542

>>19513 (OP)
hi I'm yahweh, now suck my cock foid

 19553

Freaky ass commie elf from the future, go back.



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 19334

Fake schizo

 19404

>>19333 (OP)
>I found this table that looks a bit like jupiter and edited it therefore, uh… jupiter doesn't exist?
you dumb fuck, you can look through a telescope and see Jupiter, including the Great Red Spot. Anaxagoras knew that not only is Earth a globe which revolves around the Sun, but that the Sun was one of many stars, and introduced the concept of panspermia, all the way back in the 5th century BC.
White civilization has known about the Globe for literal millennia, and one of our finest achievements is sending our technology into the void above.

 19549

>>19404
Based department calling
You dropped one hell if a TrVke NvKe



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 19548[Reply]

Woman aren’t real
Space isn’t real
The earth is flat
Space is fake
NASA is Satan
The right wing was a pysop created by all government entities
Women don’t exist. Women never existed. Women never will exist. Women are a pysop created to strip aryans of their natural homosexual mitosis


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NO NONONONO JUDEO-NORDICS ARE THE TRUE NORDIC MASTER JEWISH ARYAN RACE VOLK!! WE WILL SLAUGHTER AND RAPE ALL OF YOU SLAVS, CELTS, CHRISTIANS, NAZIS, AND ANTISEMITES


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 19543[Reply]

Please help me, i went through a retarded self induced psychotic ego death of DP/DR 10 years ago and for a long time i accidentally made it worse cuz i didn't know how to make it better.
Im not deprsonalised anymore but i still just feel so depressed and cant enjoy things, eventhough i got back my emotions theres no point cause i can't enjoy any of it and my brain keeps telling me my feelings are weak WHEN WILL I FEEL IT ALL STRONGLY AGAIN!?

 19544

Like all i know i need to do is to stop feeling like my feelings are weak but at every single second of my life i feel like my feelings are too weak, and if i catch myself feeling something strong IMMEDIATELY it gets shut down and im like "oh i felt something strong! come back come back!"

 19545

also i feel kind normal when watching movies, but the thoughts keep telling me “you dont feel good irl or outside or in your house or anywhere”



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 19540[Reply]

They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn


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If you aren't sungazing every day you are brainwashed

During the adaptation process you will get red dots in your eyes, but afterwards they go away and never come back.

Your eyes absorb light energy and it is sent directly to the brain where it powers you up and connects you to the divine.

Everyone in the slave system is brainwashed to believe the sun makes you blind and is dangerous
BUT
If you are healthy you will have natural immunity (Natural raw foods, semen retention, etc, etc) It is just another health stack aspect of connecting to the divine that the slave system tries to disconnect you from

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 19534

ᚲᛋᚦ

You are cleared for refuge upon Planet Earth. Pass through the Kuiper Belt ASAP.

 19536

Do you have any literature or papers on it? I know sungazing at dawn and noon are good, with some recommending looking just next to it during daytime. But I've never heard anyone recommending direct gazing during high noon.

 19537

>Do you have any literature or papers on it? I know sungazing at dawn and noon are good, with some recommending looking just next to it during daytime. But I've never heard anyone recommending direct gazing during high noon.

DOCTOOOOOOOSSS Do you have any peer reviewed studies that PROVE that sun gazing connects you to the DIVINE and powers up your BRAIN.

No I don't have any. You just need to have faith and go start doing it. Just like there aren't any studies on semen retention and how it also can connect you to the divine you just have to do it.

I fucking love science just as much as the next guy, buddy,…. but No I cannot prove it with a study. All I have is the anecdotal evidence of me staring at it every day for two years straight and having perfect vision



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