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In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved β€œMysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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It's breakfast time it's not lunch time
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 β„–15844Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger
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cops



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these math niggers are fucking saying shit like this and they are fucking retaded YES YOU CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO if you take like one lets say 1 the number 1 and divide it by 1 like this: 1 / 1 it will be one okay lets go lower then now, if you divide 1 by let's say .5 it'll equal two because 1 / .5 = 2 becuase it just does ok ask the calc ok lets keep going 1 / .25reducing the divider that equals 4, 1 / .1 = 10, 1 / .01 = 100 ; 1 / .001 = 1000 SEE IT GOES UPand as the number gets smaller the divided nigger gets bigger so at 1 / .00000001 the answer is something big really big like 1000000000 or so and as the number gets smaller and approchaes zero (0) it gets bigger so if you divide by zero 1 / 0 = infinitty right? THEN WHY DOES IT EQUAL UNDEFINED? BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING NMIGGERS NIGGERS THEY CANT DO FUCKING COMMON SENSE!!!! ok look, look so you do the sanem thing but with negaive numbers, 1/ -1, 1/ -.5… etc it's then negative so it aproaches negative infinity, ok so it diverges 1/0 can either be positive or negative infinity but it cant be both so wtf? WELL IF YOU ADD A FUCKING NEGATIVE ZERO -0 THEN THE PROBLEM IS GONE. HOW COME YOU CNA JUST IMAGINE NUMBERS like """i""" AND SAY HMM YES YES WE DO REAL MATH WITH THIS GARBAGE BUT YOU CANT JUST MAKE A NEGATIVE ZERO NUMBER WHEN IT ACTUALLY WOULD MAKE SENSE? NIGGER. YOU IF YOU CAN USE IMAGINARY NUMMBERS BECAUSE YOUR MATH DOESNT AADD UP AND CALL IT REAL MATH THEN YOU CAN KILL YOURSLEF NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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>>21751 (OP)
>ok look, look so you do the sanem thing but with negaive numbers,
at least that's their excuse of course

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1/0=1 because if i take an apple and cut it into zero pieces i have one apple. 1/.5 = 2 because if i have and apple and cut it in half i have to halves of an apple. 1/-n is zero because if i have an apple and i divide it into a negative number of pieces then i just dont have an apple any more. anything other than this is an abstraction and an aberration made up by jewish homo-thug scientists that want me to ignore what i can see with my eyes



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why woudldn't this work?

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Because I don't have a car

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>>21719
ok but this would work with a car



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 β„–21596[Reply]

the phones are definitely listening for targeted ads
mom, grandmom, and man on tv all agree

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There's something called golem technology

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this has been demonstrated and proven a decade and a half ago



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Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

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BUMP

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how long does it take to see benefits from this

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>>21611
What if I think it's icky and that's my only reason

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>>21683
A year on average

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day 0

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Looking at this again because I keep ejaculating without masturbating



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 β„–21747[Reply]

THEY BE FUGGEN WATCHING ME N SHIEETT MANN


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>be me
>12 yo slavnigger with poor eyesight
>my parents have brown friend from kyrgyzstan
>go to kyrgyzstan summer of 2013
>i think it was late august because i remember being scared of going back to school soon due to bullying
>brown friend lives in some shithole village that looks like the location of an ISIS decapitation video
>his house is behind a hill, separated from the rest of the village
>no computer
>brown friend has a son, id say around 13, slightly older than me
>first day goes okay except for shitty dinner subhuman food
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>>21424 (OP)
Why don't you go back and get another video
You have my word as Isildur's heir that you will come back unharmed

 β„–21633

it was me 😒i forgot 2 wear clothes πŸ˜”

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>it was me 😒i forgot 2 wear clothes πŸ˜”
OP said it was an foid. There's no foids on this site only troonellas. YWNBAW.

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There's a ghoul in the picture

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aryan country

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>OH MY DESU IT'S JUST LIKE MY 4CUCK GREENTEXT STORIES!!!
gem doe



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Unapproved media

 β„–17651[Reply]

What’s the weirdest most unsettling thing you’ve stumbled across on the dark web? Not talking about the usual creepy stuff but something that really messed with your head?
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>mpa for 8 months
DNB Jannies

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>>17967
there some faggit in town here, that is not ethical behavior

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>mpa for 245 days
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>17651 (OP)
holy fucking shit


stupid fucking jannies

 β„–21729

This

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>>17651 (OP)
a literal CSAM website with retarded sicko "skids"* (scriptkitties, slang for incompetent/impotent hackers.)
*the group has notoriety behind them and there's been a constant campaign to dox their members. some of them aren't as retarded as one would hope unfortunately.



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post le scary images and photos

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post some you took yourself



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why is this the third most active board surpassing kway


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 β„–21651[Reply]

Chemtrails - everyone should be able to see this. So how can there be "other people" who can't see chemtrails? Because "other people" don't exist. Neither do chemtrails. Only I exist.

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That's some type of chemical science that these homosexuals been doing against the earth



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 β„–21697[Reply]

meds

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NIGGAWTF

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you fuck your meds niger

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There will be vengeance

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Psychology is mind control the people that do that have mental illness



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what the fuck

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That's a cat he moves he quick obviously he does not like dogs

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Maybe that's not a cat it could be something else



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Myself and my organs we discuss politics and sometimes we disagree on things



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