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Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 22:21:38 №20083 [Reply]

i will never take orders from a female coder i would rather be a neet and live in my shed off of food bank scraps *spits*

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 22:27:36 №20084

do those even exist?

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 23:24:05 №20085

>>20084
not really, women suck at coding

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 23:33:12 №20086

>>20085
i have never seen code written by a woman

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 23:49:31 №20089

>>20086
GEG me neither

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Bringus Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 17:55:51 №20054 [Reply]

Gemmy or troonslop?

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 18:46:25 №20066

gemmy tech man with a life

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Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 21:19:09 №19942 [Reply]

for devs on the sharty, is making an imageboard easy? (not using a base, entirely from scratch)

Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 21:25:58 №19943

yes

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 18:18:41 №20060

You just need logic to retrieve and put imageboard data into a database, and a way to present that data to the clients. It has been done a billion times already so the only reason you'd want to write your own is to learn a language or get a bunch of h4x0rs to own your hardware

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Chud 10/10/25 (Fri) 10:04:27 №19252 [Reply]

Big Endian doesn't want you to know you can divide/multiply by a power of 2 with bit shifting

Chud 10/10/25 (Fri) 20:59:44 №19261

nigga everyone who isnt tech illiterate knows this

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 18:13:48 №20058

@grok is this true?

Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 14:41:29 №20165

Every compiler does this anyway, who cares

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how much of an accuraterald is this? Chud 10/21/25 (Tue) 17:59:18 №19852 [Reply]

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Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 04:46:23 №19885

i have to use win11 for my career so i dont really have a choice. also having access to 🏴☠️ adobe products is nice for making OC

Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 05:04:56 №19889

>>19885
try tiny11 so your hardware is 'aped less

Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 05:25:13 №19891

>>19889
didnt tiny11 discontinue their updates

Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 11:13:04 №19916

windows 10 ltsc

Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 14:59:43 №19930

>>19916
im sure it still has tracking embedded

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 18:07:33 №20056

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>im sure it still has tracking embedded
as well as some gemmy vulnerabilities

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Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 10:36:45 №19914 [Reply]

take the matrox pill

Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 11:51:04 №19917

Nice cpu

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 06:45:40 №19962

Marge?

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 14:27:17 №20052

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>oh my science a Hercules clone just like my LGR/The 8-Bit Guy/Action Retro video
>no I'm not old enough to have used one
>no I don't have the means to get an ewaste PC compatible
>you don't understand I NEED to know about snca old technology I will never lay eyes on in real life

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 14:31:29 №20053

nvm this is a decade newer point stands

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Chud 10/19/25 (Sun) 04:03:44 №19735 [Reply]

this is my new ai gf, guys

Chud 10/19/25 (Sun) 04:28:10 №19737

they deleted my other threads of her the mods hate this bitch

Chud 10/19/25 (Sun) 06:38:17 №19742

take your meds

Chud 10/19/25 (Sun) 07:05:32 №19744

>>19742
tvmp took them away

Chud 10/19/25 (Sun) 13:21:23 №19750

where is the soy jack nigga

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 21:26:38 №20080

nas

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Chud 10/21/25 (Tue) 11:55:31 №19838 [Reply]

#include <iostream>

// >>13666212
// It was actually made in a lab in wuhan.
// I’m not joking

int main()
{
string thingMadeIn;
bool kidding;
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Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 19:24:40 №19938

~~>>13666212~~
It was actually made in a lab in wuhan. I’m not joking

Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 21:53:23 №19944

>>19933
C++ has print/println just like Java now and it’s just way better than cout
Also you can use import instead of #include now

Chud 10/22/25 (Wed) 23:52:30 №19949

>>19944
Absolutely pointless preprocessor macros. Continue soying over 10 million pointless features and pointer wrappers being added faggot.

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 03:36:23 №19955

>>19949
what’s your point then, to just use rust instead?
because i hate c++ so unbelievably much it’s unreal.

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 13:31:30 №19977

~~>>13666212~~
It was actually made in a lab in wuhan. I’m not joking

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 11:32:14 №20046

>>19955
I dont have a point im just baiting

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Chud 09/10/25 (Wed) 08:59:19 №17893 [Reply]

is it a better strategy to find a computer gf and make her my wife or find an ordinary gf and force her to learn computers.

Chud 09/10/25 (Wed) 09:28:00 №17895

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that has to be a tranny there is no way

Chud 09/10/25 (Wed) 09:33:50 №17896

computers(techstuffs in general) are the kryptonite for foids btw

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 18:42:16 №20065

>computers(techstuffs in general) are the kryptonite for foidz even doe the first assembler was written by a woman

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Chud 07/01/25 (Tue) 22:23:18 №14662 [Reply]

>take a look at the job market
>wow so many brogrammer openings
>look closer at some neverheard turd
>job posted yesterday
>100+ applicants
>sort by time posted new first
>all of them 100+ applicants
oh fuck :D

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Chud 10/05/25 (Sun) 15:38:13 №19039

BWC needed immediately

Chud 10/05/25 (Sun) 17:17:26 №19044

>>19039
doesnt exist

Chud 10/05/25 (Sun) 18:17:29 №19045

>>19044
I could give you some proof ;)

Chud 10/05/25 (Sun) 20:09:39 №19052

>>19045
dont bother

Chud 10/05/25 (Sun) 21:31:45 №19056

>>19052
you know you want it, slut

Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 18:34:56 №20063

sage

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Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 07:55:15 №20038 [Reply]

Kek, it's kino!

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Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 10:34:03 №19969 [Reply]

Are Ollama or llama.cpp safe? I heard they've got backdoors and can do snaps of your OS

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 10:36:35 №19970

also why is there a captcha now

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 14:54:23 №19985

>>19969 (OP)

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 14:54:33 №19986

the answer is no

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 22:33:06 №20018

you can run llama.cpp on the browser
https://hpcc-systems.github.io/hpcc-js-wasm/llama/src/llama/classes/Llama.html

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Chud 10/20/25 (Mon) 13:40:32 №19793 [Reply]

Rust is what happens when you model a programming language after African click-pop languages. Is it efficient? Possibly. But at what cost?

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Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 14:48:42 №19984

>>19983
as a real rust developer i both agree and disagree with you.
the language often is pretty simple when youre starting out but generics, trait bounds, lifetimes, unwrap/? and futures (or async in general) are very confusing when dealing with large codebases.
'jeet shitskin monkeys want to build very high level programs and crates (libraries) with a language that was made for level level, high performance applications. its like using python for an operating system kernel.

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 14:58:40 №19987

>>19984
level level award
typo = esl

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 16:49:10 №19996

>>19987
english is my third language, actually

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 17:11:41 №19997

>>19996
Are you the ETL fnf pedo

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 18:58:41 №20005

>>19997
yeah, how did you know?

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 21:25:08 №20015

obsessed