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Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:06:31 №31005 [Reply]

quote if xe vibecoded a virus to hack splinter sites

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:20:00 №31006

geg

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 02:25:42 №31015

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>getting your network hacked by the gay femboy virus

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 08:48:24 №31019

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>quote if xe vibecoded a virus to hack splinter sites

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 10:46:54 №31021

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>>31005 (OP)

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 15:00:31 №31027

>>31019
>node quote, tho soryan oranges oh no. if you are only half, please go hadepth now. quotecord won o algo, the sharty is

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 07:03:16 №31108

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>quote if xe vibecoded a virus to hack splinter sites

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Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 02:39:04 №31098 [Reply]

Ai Chads won

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 04:38:38 №31105

india is wonned

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:29:01 №30940 [Reply]

my PC got a bsod feralrage

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 11:55:37 №30942

this is something an autistic child would make in 2018

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 02:39:03 №31097

autismerald with embedded 'g

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Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 15:44:41 №31077 [Reply]

Thoughts on Second System and VxKex?
https://www.patreon.com/posts/second-system-2-157039491
https://github.com/YuZhouRen86/VxKex-NEXT

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 02:17:30 №31096

7 is the best looking Windows to date (THOUGH 10 is the most functional), and I say this as someone who first used 98. Although I could say I used MS-DOS first, but only to play some ancient games at my Grandparents house a few times.

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Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 06:02:34 №31055 [Reply]

what is an msi packet

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 09:04:30 №31057

@grok

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 00:58:16 №31094

>>31055 (OP)
Mossad SYop Installer

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Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 05:15:32 №30232 [Reply]

Jews took self modifying code from the white man so he could pozz x86 with branch prediction and hardware managed cache. Imagine what we could've done

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Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 18:07:23 №30908

>>30898
On older architectures you could modify instructions of the program while the program was running. For example, say some conditional didn't need to be checked anymore, you could replace it with a jump to the expected result. Now its basically impossible because the kernel or (((antivirus))) enforces the program code be in read only memory and modern CPUs use branch prediction that isn't designed for this and fucks it up. Branch prediction is a retarded heuristic while self modifying code is the correct but difficult to program solution.

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 18:52:48 №30912

>>30908
a lot of that went over my head but self modifying code sounds pretty heckin awesome

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 05:59:52 №30931

>>30912
@grok help this guy

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 18:18:12 №31038

>>30908
Compiler devs need to bring back hardware hackery and the culture surrounding it. Hidden opcodes and undef behavior are aryan

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:45:33 №31067

>>30232 (OP)
ever heard of trampoline hooks? those modify the text segment of the running program to dynamically hook functions in the assembly. its still possible and used nigga.
https://blog.vaxry.net/articles/2023-trampolineHooks

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 17:53:56 №31088

>>31067
How does this no ruin cache coherency and therefore the branch predictor

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 20:01:25 №30959 [Reply]

literally the meme

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:38:51 №30970

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>Smoking Windows K2

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 15:40:55 №30989

>>30969
windows kope2
literally anything to convince the average consumer to stick to the latest spyware
also its an obvious play of words with the y2k incident which is snca to everyone except for boomers and soyboys

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 15:43:37 №30990

>using reunion7

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 15:43:52 №30991

>>30990
imagine a giga here

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 15:59:35 №30992

>>30970
i fucking love gta 3

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 12:10:13 №31068

>>30959 (OP)
>wincucks 7
Windows 7 was acked in like 2023 or something, Did he move to 8, 8.1, 10 or 11
I'd personally move to 8.1

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Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 09:01:26 №31020 [Reply]

thisisreallybad.png

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 10:47:25 №31022

>>31020 (OP)
They commit the jihad against the terrorist organisation known as canonical

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 18:30:28 №31039

dun duke is a hamas psyop

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 18:56:44 №31040

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Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 10:40:33 №31058

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>>31040
lost award

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:13:40 №31059

Journalism is le bad because I'm a retarded nusoibaby

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Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 09:03:24 №31056 [Reply]

Why is microsoft teaming up with mossad to help me with my lab report bruh

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Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 00:18:25 №30859 [Reply]

ITT we post our sharty rices
>ricing an imageboard

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 00:55:12 №30860

Ricing is lame and gay niggershit. Efficiency and effectiveness should always take priority over looks.

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 05:19:31 №30872

no one does this techsoi

Chud 04/30/26 (Thu) 05:44:50 №30874

>>30860
absolutely no appreciation of beauty award

Made a gruvbox theme Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 01:29:42 №31047

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Defeat the computer jews in 3 easy steps Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 09:10:12 №29413 [Reply]

>go into windows firewall settings
>disable all the default firewall rules, except for DHCP and DNS
>set outbound traffic to block by default

>windows can no longer phone home
>no software can phone home at all
>most malware will not work
>windows update will stop nagging you
>the microsoft jew loses
>the malware jews lose
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Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 09:15:16 №29415

>>29413 (OP)
helpful information

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 15:04:31 №29424

dc the ethernet cable and you winnered

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 20:50:09 №30966

>only need internet to install updates and browse internet
>disable anything that isn't that
>win

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 20:22:16 №31044

Or just stop using windows

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Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 09:50:15 №30978 [Reply]

how do i stop this from happening when i install nvidia drivers on artix?

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 13:59:11 №31025

Ask on their forum not here

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 13:59:24 №31026

Or just ask chatgpt

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 15:04:32 №31028

ask /g/ new soi

Chud 05/05/26 (Tue) 10:30:37 №31113

>>31028
You have to go back

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Chud 04/29/26 (Wed) 01:47:33 №30826 [Reply]

we need one of those ubuntu ai posts, but with rust and the rust uutils

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 20:04:01 №30960

>>30900
left is a female

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>>30879

Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 20:50:37 №30967

ubuntu won doe

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 04:22:12 №31016

>>30879
first of all i know this is bait but idc

the whole goal of rust is to make applications slower, shittier and more memory hungry so that you zogbots buy the new computer with the new instruction sets
its like they say, the cattle doesn't stop getting milked until it dies and only fools will try to save them as they are no more then animal as they have abandon their human nature.

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 07:02:19 №31018

>>31016
ev&oe rust performs on par with c/c++ with far less code and a far better ecosystem
also applications were already all webapps or written in sloplangs like go already so using rust would be an improvement if anything though

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 19:17:57 №31042

>>31018
Now this is truly impressive, everything that you is wrong, apart from the webapp stuff.

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Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 02:55:21 №30974 [Reply]

what does /tech/ think of openXP?

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 09:03:18 №30975

you have to move on blud… its been 10 years

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 09:39:59 №30977

Just let it go blud

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:14:58 №30979

Is this even legal?

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 18:08:12 №31004

Not much to comment on seeing as it's fucking dead. ReactOS fills its niche perfectly and actually has a sizable and consistent backing of developers.

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 01:13:52 №31014

>>30974 (OP)
its been 23 years blud
>>31004
ITS BEEN 30 FUCKING YEARS NIGGA SYBAU

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 04:24:09 №31017

>>31014
>but my hecking freedos bro its the best os bro its so much better then linux bro

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Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 16:25:19 №30995 [Reply]

How do I get riseup VPN for linux mint? i want to contribute to raids asap
ive tried everything i could find online but nothing works

os:
NAME="Linux Mint"
VERSION="21.3 (Virginia)"
ID=linuxmint
ID_LIKE="ubuntu debian"
PRETTY_NAME="Linux Mint 21.3"
VERSION_ID="21.3"

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Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 17:18:10 №31001

>>30999
thx claude did the trick

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 17:48:14 №31003

alright i got it installed, aldoebeit when its turned on websites do not load at all. is there a fix for this?

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:53:17 №31008

>>31003
help

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:55:53 №31010

is riseup better than mullvad?

Chud 05/02/26 (Sat) 23:36:19 №31011

noubcadi vpn

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 15:05:59 №31029

>>30997
literal nu caca geg, it literally tells you to add the repository in their fuggen website:
sudo add-apt-repository ppa:leapcodes/riseup-vpn
sudo apt update
sudo apt install riseup-vpn