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quote if xe vibecoded a virus to hack splinter sites

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geg

 β„–31015

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>getting your network hacked by the gay femboy virus

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>quote if xe vibecoded a virus to hack splinter sites

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>>31005 (OP)

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>>31019
>node quote, tho soryan oranges oh no. if you are only half, please go hadepth now. quotecord won o algo, the sharty is

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>quote if xe vibecoded a virus to hack splinter sites



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 β„–31098[Reply]

Ai Chads won

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india is wonned



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 β„–30940[Reply]

my PC got a bsod feralrage

 β„–30942

this is something an autistic child would make in 2018

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autismerald with embedded 'g



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7 is the best looking Windows to date (THOUGH 10 is the most functional), and I say this as someone who first used 98. Although I could say I used MS-DOS first, but only to play some ancient games at my Grandparents house a few times.



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 β„–31055[Reply]

what is an msi packet

 β„–31057

@grok

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>>31055 (OP)
Mossad SYop Installer



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 β„–30232[Reply]

Jews took self modifying code from the white man so he could pozz x86 with branch prediction and hardware managed cache. Imagine what we could've done
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>>30898
On older architectures you could modify instructions of the program while the program was running. For example, say some conditional didn't need to be checked anymore, you could replace it with a jump to the expected result. Now its basically impossible because the kernel or (((antivirus))) enforces the program code be in read only memory and modern CPUs use branch prediction that isn't designed for this and fucks it up. Branch prediction is a retarded heuristic while self modifying code is the correct but difficult to program solution.

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>>30908
a lot of that went over my head but self modifying code sounds pretty heckin awesome

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>>30912
@grok help this guy

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>>30908
Compiler devs need to bring back hardware hackery and the culture surrounding it. Hidden opcodes and undef behavior are aryan

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>>30232 (OP)
ever heard of trampoline hooks? those modify the text segment of the running program to dynamically hook functions in the assembly. its still possible and used nigga.
https://blog.vaxry.net/articles/2023-trampolineHooks

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>>31067
How does this no ruin cache coherency and therefore the branch predictor



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 β„–30959[Reply]

literally the meme
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>Smoking Windows K2

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>>30969
windows kope2
literally anything to convince the average consumer to stick to the latest spyware
also its an obvious play of words with the y2k incident which is snca to everyone except for boomers and soyboys

 β„–30990

>using reunion7

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>>30990
imagine a giga here

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>>30970
i fucking love gta 3

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>>30959 (OP)
>wincucks 7
Windows 7 was acked in like 2023 or something, Did he move to 8, 8.1, 10 or 11
I'd personally move to 8.1



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thisisreallybad.png

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>>31020 (OP)
They commit the jihad against the terrorist organisation known as canonical

 β„–31039

dun duke is a hamas psyop

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>>31040
lost award

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Journalism is le bad because I'm a retarded nusoibaby



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 β„–31056[Reply]

Why is microsoft teaming up with mossad to help me with my lab report bruh


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 β„–30859[Reply]

ITT we post our sharty rices
>ricing an imageboard

 β„–30860

Ricing is lame and gay niggershit. Efficiency and effectiveness should always take priority over looks.

 β„–30872

no one does this techsoi

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>>30860
absolutely no appreciation of beauty award

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 β„–29413[Reply]

>go into windows firewall settings
>disable all the default firewall rules, except for DHCP and DNS
>set outbound traffic to block by default

>windows can no longer phone home

>no software can phone home at all
>most malware will not work
>windows update will stop nagging you
>the microsoft jew loses
>the malware jews lose
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>>29413 (OP)
helpful information

 β„–29424

dc the ethernet cable and you winnered

 β„–30966

>only need internet to install updates and browse internet
>disable anything that isn't that
>win

 β„–31044

Or just stop using windows



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 β„–30978[Reply]

how do i stop this from happening when i install nvidia drivers on artix?

 β„–31025

Ask on their forum not here

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Or just ask chatgpt

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ask /g/ new soi

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>>31028
You have to go back



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 β„–30826[Reply]

we need one of those ubuntu ai posts, but with rust and the rust uutils
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>>30900
left is a female

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 β„–30967

ubuntu won doe

 β„–31016

>>30879
first of all i know this is bait but idc

the whole goal of rust is to make applications slower, shittier and more memory hungry so that you zogbots buy the new computer with the new instruction sets
its like they say, the cattle doesn't stop getting milked until it dies and only fools will try to save them as they are no more then animal as they have abandon their human nature.

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>>31016
ev&oe rust performs on par with c/c++ with far less code and a far better ecosystem
also applications were already all webapps or written in sloplangs like go already so using rust would be an improvement if anything though

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>>31018
Now this is truly impressive, everything that you is wrong, apart from the webapp stuff.



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 β„–30974[Reply]

what does /tech/ think of openXP?

 β„–30975

you have to move on blud… its been 10 years

 β„–30977

Just let it go blud

 β„–30979

Is this even legal?

 β„–31004

Not much to comment on seeing as it's fucking dead. ReactOS fills its niche perfectly and actually has a sizable and consistent backing of developers.

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>>30974 (OP)
its been 23 years blud
>>31004
ITS BEEN 30 FUCKING YEARS NIGGA SYBAU

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>>31014
>but my hecking freedos bro its the best os bro its so much better then linux bro



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 β„–30995[Reply]

How do I get riseup VPN for linux mint? i want to contribute to raids asap
ive tried everything i could find online but nothing works

os:
NAME="Linux Mint"
VERSION="21.3 (Virginia)"
ID=linuxmint
ID_LIKE="ubuntu debian"
PRETTY_NAME="Linux Mint 21.3"
VERSION_ID="21.3"
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>>30999
thx claude did the trick

 β„–31003

alright i got it installed, aldoebeit when its turned on websites do not load at all. is there a fix for this?

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 β„–31010

is riseup better than mullvad?

 β„–31011

noubcadi vpn

 β„–31029

>>30997
literal nu caca geg, it literally tells you to add the repository in their fuggen website:
sudo add-apt-repository ppa:leapcodes/riseup-vpn
sudo apt update
sudo apt install riseup-vpn



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