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Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 05:49:01 №43935 [Reply]

I got cute little froot pets, i am gonna gatekeep this.

Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 05:53:24 №43936

Css god I kneel

Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 05:59:45 №43937

>>43936
You can do it as well, change the style to frooty and then change it to new year.

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Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 03:10:04 №43929 [Reply]

this is a link I made up. virus.ru open this link if you dare this halloween…. MUAHAHAHAHA

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Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 17:32:46 №39364 [Reply]

Remote thin clients are the best forward for most usecases and enthusiasts and goymers can't stand it for some reason. Why are we wasting so many resources making desktops and laptops and consoles that squeeze maybe 5% of the potential of the silicon over it's lifespan? The best way to do it are giant mainframes that can take advantage of scaling, and then remoting in with devices that's only job is to stream video from and IO to the server. Their battery life could be days, they could indestructible, cheap, and immune to obsolescence.
>I don't want to be a rentcuck for compute
Self host you dumb nigger. Imagine being able to bring your desktop and everything on your home network anywhere on the planet. Imagine being able to pitch into a group of friends or family to buy a top of the line computer that you can all use at once. My dream in the future is to have 13 kids and have them all seamlessly share a dual EPYC system with like 8 GPUs that I also use for AI and whatever other homelab shit

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Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 21:03:37 №43910

nigger kys

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 21:17:58 №43911

>>43905
I'm sure a hybrid approach is probably better for most people. Like a 2GB RAM arm shitbook that can render UI and preload parts of web to help get rid of some of that

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 23:22:05 №43917

>>43904
worst shittiest bait unless you live in a faggy, dystopian megacity and get reliable, extremely fast internet speed and can't fathom that some people have worse quality internet than you. Either way you should hang yourself

Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 00:12:25 №43920

>>43917
Indian above me

Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 00:15:42 №43921

>>43920
Australaryan, actually

Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 00:18:15 №43922

>>43917
Pretty much. Retards don't know about video and audio compression, and 2-way variable latency. Native game rendering is especially a huge visual quality improvement over YouTube tier streaming, which is exactly the kind of low bitrate trash they will be serving up on subscription plans to all tiers. Anyone advocating for the removal of local personal computing needs to be hanged immediately.

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Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 02:22:53 №43814 [Reply]

wise chinese man say - every gen z should vibe code their dream video game

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 03:09:28 №43823

Code it in Rust unironically because C++ is being ass raped by the Jewish committee and everything else is memelang slop

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 13:39:31 №43878

I got an idea but don't know when to start. Maybe the next model will be cheaper/smarter? Or maybe they'll hike prices soon and I'll get fucked over lol

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 13:55:51 №43883

is GNU/Godot good or should i wait for someone to vibeGOd a better FOSS alternative

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 22:18:35 №43914

no, I'd rather try coding it myself and kms when I inevitably burn out

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Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 17:20:51 №43773 [Reply]

I just remembered there's wetware being developed. Local setup SoTa model will probably require 1TB VRAM by 30s, right? And that's expensive for fabs etc to shit out… but what about a garloid? A wetware has an upfront cost of setting up and running, but it probably scales cheap, right? Meat weaves itself, unlike most of our tech, which has to be painstakingly engraved in a chinaman life force extraction plant.

So, to ramp compute, are we inevitably going to turn to brain tissues? Maybe not human ones, but something people don't give a fuck about, like cuttlefish?

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Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 17:56:33 №43775

I think they used a pig's brain to make wetware at some point so it's a very likely possibility.

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 18:04:07 №43776

>>43774
>>43775
none of you are aware of organoids etc? /tech/'s CS brained I guess

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 03:40:24 №43829

I will NOT have the garloid nexus code for me

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 13:41:57 №43880

no i would get hungry and snack on my computer

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 13:59:09 №43885

im an organic computing / wetware enthusiast and i've been tracking the field. we will probably get open source stemcells so the upfront cost wont even be that high

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 22:13:12 №43913

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polacks use switches attached to oysters to detect toxicity in water is that wetware

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Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 10:05:06 №43850 [Reply]

>YOU CAN'T JUST DEREFERENCE A NULL POINTER! YOU CAN'T JUST USE SCANF AND NPRINTF BECAUSE THEY'RE UNSAFE. YOU CAN'T JUST USE BOOLEAN ALGEBRA BEFORE C23! STOP INVESTIGATING! YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY?
<Flood detected. Post discarded.

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 11:56:41 №43866

Retarded and pointless post. Who is this even mocking? What point are you even trying to make?

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 12:00:06 №43867

>>43850 (OP)
ur straight
>>43866
ur trans

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 18:59:07 №43900

>>43866
It's supposed to mock everyone I don't like.

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 19:36:02 №43909

You should try using gets, I tried for a quick test program and you have to force gcc to use an older c standard and both the compiler and linker complain about gets.

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Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 03:48:06 №43585 [Reply]

The default GrapheneOS photo editor fucking sucks. The preview of the screenshot you just took in the bottom left corner blocks it's UI and dragging to crop or anything else sets off swipe gestures

Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 09:19:56 №43608

TSMT and the galary cant show gifs

Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 12:37:37 №43620

ise image toolbox or fossify

Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 12:39:31 №43621

nobaldi cares graphene is aryan and comfy

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 14:02:09 №43887

I've never used the photo editor for anything but cropping and it works fine for me. Check on Fdroid for alternatives

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 17:12:15 №43894

>>43887
Its the screenshot tool builtin itself that is causing the issue

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Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 21:34:43 №43790 [Reply]

rate my opsec

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 00:22:47 №43803

depends on what mail you will use now

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 13:44:51 №43882

>>43803
passenger.pigeons

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Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 06:04:40 №43743 [Reply]

Japanese internet services provider GMO was hacked.
Their response is to vibe code a publicly searchable index of every IP that visited GMO during the hack, and rely on the good will of the public to somehow identify the culprit through their prefecture and user-agent alone.
Clearly, corporate Japan is unaware of the existence of VPNs, or really how the internet works at all.

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Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 10:08:05 №43754

Snopes on this being vibe coded? This looks far cleaner than 99% of vibe coded websites

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:28:01 №43768

>>43754
As a pro vibe coder this is something that claude code spits out most of the time by default

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 23:07:07 №43795

>>43743 (OP)
ts gmo 🥀

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 10:20:30 №43860

Is hacking japan free money?

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 13:29:21 №43870

japs don't let young blood into executive positions. that results in actual decomposing fossils being head of say network agencies and internet services. they mostly have no idea of what an 'internet' is, which is why hacking japan is free money if you have acceptable opsec

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 13:30:28 №43871

Opsec level being doxed by Japanese internet service providers

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Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 02:20:18 №43813 [Reply]

If I post a raw photo I took with my phone is it possible for someone to check the metadata of the photo and find my exact location from the metadata

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Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 02:25:17 №43816

grapheneos won btw

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 02:42:32 №43819

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Depends on the website, most strip GPS coordinates from uploaded photos, but other data will remain like when it was taken, timezone offsets, camera model, phone model, lens information, exposure settings and software details
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Major social media strip that data. It's hard to give you a tell because we don't know where you're uploading it into. The Shardee strips geo locations for example

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 10:21:01 №43861

They can also tell where the photo was taken from by it's contents. Lookup pokimon go and it's relations to the cia.

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 10:50:32 №43863

>>43819
I was actually talking about posting photos here I just forgot to mention

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 10:51:26 №43864

remove exif data and compress the image

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 12:06:19 №43868

Please always believe that YES, that 100% someone will find your location with metadata, unless you are uploading a photo to Commons and they need the location or something, always delete the metadata, every single time. And also compress your photos always, this also helps with storage

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Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 06:54:15 №43838 [Reply]

the game engine designers at the redot dicksword have banned me from mentioning the modern day slave trade where millions of africans are sold yearly on a slave app that the muslims control

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Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 08:00:52 №43843

>>43842
ur rite fam ur rite

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 08:12:37 №43844

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this trans dog has expanded upon their decision

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 09:38:43 №43846

>>43844
>Furfag
Yep they're cooked, we really need a list of software not run by any furfags.
Also should we raid xer?

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 10:03:33 №43848

based

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 10:05:28 №43852

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>based

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 11:22:14 №43865

takes part in snca 'cord drama instead of actually developing games award

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Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 03:52:15 №43832 [Reply]

I've had a silly dream for a while now of making malware. The current goals I have for it are…

C -> C++ -> x86-64 asm -> Game hacking on old nophono games -> reverse engineering malware etc

I did go to college for programming so i've learned a bit of c++ and such but realized nearly all tech jobs have been obliterated except for the army so I went with that. There I'm basically gonna be a sysadmin and get work experience with knowledge and shieet.
<Why did you make this post you nigger?
Is this dream of making malware childish and or foolish or would it be possible if I just did a little bit of work over multiple years. I'm in it for the long game of 10+ years of figuring this shit out if it I can

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 06:45:34 №43837

roblox exploiting -> lua -> c -> le reverse engineering goyblox to make sploits -> ???? -> assembly -> malware

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 10:17:06 №43858

all modern hacking is just messaging mary from HR that you need her password to reset the onecloud database

Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 14:31:00 №43970

>>43858
this made me geg so hard

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Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 00:21:20 №43801 [Reply]

Virtualbox or Vmware?

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 07:43:31 №43841

idk

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 08:21:13 №43845

virtualbox

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Chud 10/29/26 (Thu) 21:24:13 №43721 [Reply]

what do you guys think of my 'inux 'int setup? is it very NICE?

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Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:15:17 №43761

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I use plan 9

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>>43727
>quran.com

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 22:44:12 №43791

>>43763
Christianity is a cuck "religion", Islam is the true way for the white man.

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 05:17:39 №43834

>>>43763
>Christianity is a cuck "religion", Islam is the true way for the white man.
Aisha was 6 years old you esl turbocuck fnf pedo

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 05:18:16 №43835

>Password: File
>Reason:
>what do you guys think of my 'inux 'int setup? is it very NICE?
How the fuck are you a Linux user and still use Firefox, install either Mullvad browser or Tor nigger

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 14:00:47 №43886

>>43721 (OP)
>>43724
>'sois cant even into 'speak

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Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 21:12:05 №43782 [Reply]

Cisco’s president Jeetu Patel has given a 27-year-old engineer unlimited AI tokens to try to rewrite 98% of the company’s legacy code within 24 months, Fortune reports.

Padmanabhan Krishnamurthy thinks he can do it with a two-person team. He has just four weeks to prove the approach.
https://fortune.com/2026/10/30/cisco-president-jeetu-patel-gen-z-27-year-old-unlimited-ai-tokens-rewrite-legacy-code-entry-level-jobs/

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 21:15:54 №43784

only a mathematician could write good code

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 02:17:08 №43812

>Jeetu
The joke writes itself

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 02:50:49 №43820

Jeetu Patel has to be the most indian name of all time, its like Schlomo Shekelstein

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 03:38:18 №43828

Claude Saar rewright all legasee cude in rust saar make no mistays

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 03:48:25 №43831

We genuinely need to ban Indians from most parts of the world and most parts of life in general.

Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 05:03:40 №43833

not even apu from the simpsons had a name as pajeety as Padmanabhan Krishnamurthy