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Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 12:26:21 №20474 [Reply]

would you let Ranjeet control a robit in your home?

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Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 13:27:03 №20480

I mean we already have roombas

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 13:32:14 №20481

>>20480
roombas don't have a set of double D's doe

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 14:26:18 №20483

>>20481
I mean we could just-
oh wait you're right

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 03:31:59 №20501

>>20474 (OP)
does this thing have holes you can fuck, at least?

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 04:55:09 №20502

>>20474 (OP)
I have a tardwife already

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 05:35:54 №20505

>>20474 (OP)
>>20475
>>20476
>>20479
>>20480
>>20481
>>20483
>>20501
>>20502
/tech/bros are not beating no nut november

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Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 10:33:14 №20470 [Reply]

[code]awk_macro_vm(){ awk 'BEGIN{r[0]=0;r[1]=1;r[x]=1;ic=1;while(r[x]){x=substr(ci,ic,1);y=substr(ci,ic+1,1);z=substr(ci,ic+2,1);if(z "-"){r[x]-=r[y]}; else if(z "<"){r[x]=r[x]<r[y]}; else if(z "m"){r[y]=r[x]}; else if(z "$"){r[x]=system(r[y])}; else if(z "r"){r[x]=r[r[y]]}; else if(z "w"){r[r[y]] = r[x]}; else if(z "i"){getline r[x]}; else if(z "o"){printf "%s", r[x]}; else if(z "+"){r[x]=r[x] r[y]}; else if(z "c"){r[x] = sprintf("%c", r[y])}; else if(z "#"){r[x] = ord(r[y])}; else if(z "s"){r[x]=substr(r[x],r[y],1)};else if(z == "x"){ic=-2;ci=r[x]}; ic+=3};};' ci="$1";};[/code]

this allows you to change the syntax semmenatics and grammar of just about any shell language at will via reader macros. you can essentially write a macro that will allow you to rewrite the rules to the shell while it is running and invent your own notations. this runs on nearly any computer in the whole world

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 17:42:26 №20492

raped by formatting

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 19:37:13 №20494

>>20492
view-source:https://soyjak.st/tech/thread/20470.html

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 23:34:37 №20496

>>20470 (OP)
this is malware btw, it raped my computer

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Oreos 10/30/25 (Thu) 00:45:56 №20324 [Reply]

/tech/gooners, I finally made something even a bit useful, which can help you to overcome your porn addiction

https://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/1ojgldt/

It's really so satisfying to make open-source projects that aren't oriented on gaining some profit from them

Have you ever made something cool and positive in your life?

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Wisp 10/31/25 (Fri) 09:45:57 №20432

kys redditor

Lollipop 10/31/25 (Fri) 13:39:52 №20439

aryan

Taffy 11/01/25 (Sat) 03:11:35 №20453

>>20324 (OP)
I might actually start using this, thanks

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 11:50:03 №20473

why are you selfinserting as a troonjak

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 15:55:20 №20488

>>20453
I love hearing that :3
>>20473
Xe's cute and happy

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 19:39:37 №20495

>>20324 (OP)
Go back

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Fudge 10/29/25 (Wed) 05:13:49 №20276 [Reply]

Could we make a Sharty-themed programming language?
Also I mean a full language, not just C++ with a bunch of #defines or a Python clone either.

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Kisses 10/29/25 (Wed) 15:43:04 №20306

>>20277
Holy C is reddit.

Wizard 10/29/25 (Wed) 21:20:14 №20318

>>20306
holy c is the most aryan programing language there ever was.

Jolly Rancher 10/29/25 (Wed) 22:52:13 №20322

>>20291
obviously PVRE functional
>>20299
>>20303
good morning saars!

Demon 10/30/25 (Thu) 09:32:55 №20336

>java is le pajeet
go back to reddit

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 11:05:05 №20471

Javajeets in shambles

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 17:47:34 №20493

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>>20322
>obviously PVRE functional

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Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 15:29:16 №20485 [Reply]

I have picked up a roadkill keyboard(?) and it has a fan and usb stuff and i didn't want it to go to waste
What is salvageable? Shit appeared after halloween and it's missing 8% of the keys but has a lot of chips

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 15:42:46 №20487

Trash it nigga, if you need a keyboard they're cheap.
Why do you think it was thrown out in the first place?

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 16:23:37 №20489

Chip harvesting and such
It was roadkill when i found it near my house but it was not very bent and it was just wet
I use wired keyboards and my laptops built in one
This has a fan and some chips

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 16:42:47 №20490

>>20489
bro livin in the mad max universe 💀🗿

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 17:39:58 №20491

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I'd take the keys to have backup ones if they were the same kind as my keyboard's ones. Ig you can also desolder some capacitors but there's not usually that many.
>has a lot of chips
What chips exactly? The ones that I disassembled had just a tiny control piece like this (it has a tiny chip on the underside as well)

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Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 14:02:33 №20160 [Reply]

>So I found the solution but it is perhaps not a happy one, this software is outdated and not meant for windows 10, the IAEA has the current version in its nuclear simulator suite and you must contact the designated approval authority of your country and be part of an IAEA member state in order to gain access.
<reddit space
>Step 1: Create a Nucleus login ID by registering on the IAEA's Nucleus website. This is necessary in order to obtain access to our SharePoint website, where all the simulators are hosted.

>Step 2: Download and fill out this simulator request form.

>Step 3: Scan and send the completed form to the competent official authority (Ministry of Foreign Affairs, National Atomic Energy Authority, or to the applicant's Member State Permanent Mission to the IAEA in Vienna, Austria) for their approval and signature (stamp).

>After this the Permanent Mission will then forward the approved request to Official Mail, the International Atomic Energy Agency, P.O. Box 100, Vienna International Centre, A-1400 Vienna, Austria. You will then receive an email from the IAEA with instructions on how to download all the simulators from our SharePoint website.
WHY DOES ROSATOM AND IAEA WANT ME TO DO ALL OF THIS??? WHAT THE FUCK??? WHY???

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Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 07:59:57 №20196

>>20194
Not looking for a Vnc im looking for a simulation and its downloads
You can not find any nuclear reactor on vnc and if you do itll just be simulator and the only one that we ever found iirc was a florida BWR im specificially looking for russian PWR

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 17:30:46 №20203

up

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 19:59:51 №20207

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>>20160 (OP)
>up>>20203
>>20196
>>20194
>>20186
>>20182
>>20181
>>20180
>>20179
>>20178
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Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 20:00:30 №20208

>>20196
why do you want to download it if you don't mind me asking?

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 20:01:09 №20209

>>20208
i am using these simulators as a way to train certain skills

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 06:03:41 №20465

>>20160 (OP)
I know windows has compatibility modes for programs you can enable, but if you are getting some snca dll error you can sometimes find the version you need online. Honestly you should see if you can get the version you have working under wine first as downloading missing dlls is really easy

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Laptop plugged in but not charging. Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 23:46:03 №20088 [Reply]

What the fuck causes this? This happened a few months ago so I got the battery replaced but now it's happening again already. I'm losing ~1% charge every two days.

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 09:42:13 №20235

Buy new power supply idk

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 10:05:46 №20237

open up the laptop, unplug the battery, start once without it, plug it back in

Wizard 10/31/25 (Fri) 14:49:01 №20440

Fix ur batteries

Starburst 10/31/25 (Fri) 16:04:56 №20443

theres a little soyjak in your computer using the battery to power his walkable apartment

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 05:56:44 №20463

>>20088 (OP)
If you're using a proper charger, check the bios for optimized charging shalala. Just reset your bios if you haven't changed anything or manually set it back to default or whatever fits what you do. If that doesn't work do what this nigga said except try to start it with no battery or charger
>>20237

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Chud 05/29/25 (Thu) 00:47:30 №12989 [Reply]

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Chud 09/27/25 (Sat) 16:23:54 №18676

uppony

Chud 10/06/25 (Mon) 20:23:44 №19091

Upony

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 08:19:25 №19103

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Chud 10/10/25 (Fri) 11:48:59 №19255

Upony

Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 23:47:10 №20023

Upony

Wizard 10/31/25 (Fri) 20:14:58 №20447

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the setup

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Skittles 10/29/25 (Wed) 08:42:00 №20281 [Reply]

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Fingerboy 10/29/25 (Wed) 15:18:51 №20301

Whenever I think of JavaScript this is what comes to my mind first

Chocolate 10/29/25 (Wed) 15:19:10 №20302

Sorry for the supersage I don’t know why that happened

Boogeyman 10/29/25 (Wed) 20:06:54 №20314

this can't be real

Skittles 10/30/25 (Thu) 03:32:27 №20327

Peanut butter 10/31/25 (Fri) 00:36:36 №20407

>>20327
geg

Toblerone 10/31/25 (Fri) 04:33:48 №20427

GEG

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Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 15:38:02 №20200 [Reply]

Let's make a 'jak for each Linux distro

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Lollipop 10/30/25 (Thu) 15:57:47 №20358

could have made linux bowsers instead

Mummy 10/30/25 (Thu) 16:23:19 №20359

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>>20219
this sucks but oh well

Rich Person 10/30/25 (Thu) 17:38:40 №20364

>>20213
kys

Kitkat 10/30/25 (Thu) 18:11:08 №20384

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>kys

Goblin 10/31/25 (Fri) 00:11:56 №20406

>>20200 (OP)
Is there a jack of stallman anywhere?

M&Ms 10/31/25 (Fri) 02:33:15 №20417

>>20406
https://soybooru.com/post/list/richard_stallman/1

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Toblerone 10/30/25 (Thu) 17:13:21 №20360 [Reply]

>RAM price hikes

Jaffa 10/31/25 (Fri) 00:03:02 №20405

Hopefully they get caught price fixing for the millionth time. If only Nvidia and AMD would get outed for charging 2x or more for their GPUs.

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Chud 10/25/25 (Sat) 04:28:46 №20100 [Reply]

Which linux distro is best for beginners?

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Jaffa 10/30/25 (Thu) 19:31:24 №20391

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Linux for Niggers

Toblerone 10/30/25 (Thu) 19:33:15 №20392

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>>20391
>"Linux for Niggers" is not a legitimate Linux distribution but a racist parody project created by the Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA), an internet trolling group known for offensive and inflammatory online activities. The website linuxforniggers.us, which promoted this so-called operating system, was designed to mock and stereotype African Americans using deeply offensive language and imagery. It falsely claimed to be a Linux-based OS tailored for Black users, featuring stereotypical elements like "tribal beats," rap music, Ebonics translation, and a "Negro-compatible browser."

>The project is rooted in cyber racism and trolling, using the format of a Linux distribution to spread hate under the guise of satire. According to sources, the ISO image available for download did not contain a functional operating system but instead displayed a slideshow of racist stereotypes when booted.

Alien 10/30/25 (Thu) 19:44:15 №20393

>>20392
linux for niggers is real

Peanut butter 10/30/25 (Thu) 22:41:23 №20401

Use archinstall

Gummy bear 10/30/25 (Thu) 23:00:16 №20402

yall use xfce?

Chud 11/25/25 (Tue) 13:31:01 №21683

gentoo, because if you can't compile your package from source you're a nigger

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Clown 10/30/25 (Thu) 23:04:27 №20403 [Reply]

>saar, look how smart i am writing C, because C is le fast because of le pointers(TM), even though i am retarded and dont understand pointers anyway and my gay HashMap implementation (with void pointers instead of generics which is both slower and not type safe GEEEEEEG) is still slower than python because i am just a larper who thinks writing C is a flex (it isnt)

Lollipop 10/30/25 (Thu) 23:18:41 №20404

saar, look how smart i am writing C, because C is le fast because of le pointers(TM), even though i am retarded and dont understand pointers anyway and my gay HashMap implementation (with void pointers instead of generics which is both slower and not type safe GEEEEEEG) is still slower than python because i am just a larper who thinks writing C is a flex (it isnt)

Raisins 10/31/25 (Fri) 01:38:42 №20413

>>20404
You will NEVER be a woman

Skeleton 10/31/25 (Fri) 02:26:02 №20416

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saar, look how smart i am writing C, because C is le fast because of le pointers(TM), even though i am retarded and dont understand pointers anyway and my gay HashMap implementation (with void pointers instead of generics which is both slower and not type safe GEEEEEEG) is still slower than python because i am just a larper who thinks writing C is a flex (it isnt)