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Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 23:06:56 №43496 [Reply]

no new RAM will ever be sold again, memory shortages, and it never ends

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Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 17:17:51 №43545

>>43510
>nigga how many in browser porn games do you have running at a time
i have 10 plapping simulators on itch.io open at once so i can feel like genghis khan fathering infinite mixed race children

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 17:18:13 №43546

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>>43543
>using windows to host a server

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 22:19:47 №43564

>>43546
windows is good if it is for AD nuswa.

Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 02:38:49 №43575

>>43541
How? assuming octa channel
Dude you should buy some gpus and run literally any ai model of your choosing KEK
Buy like 4 radeon v620s or 3090s idfk

Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 02:39:27 №43576

Nowadays with LLM inference you only need enough ram to fit the model and enough vram for the active parameters
You could run kimi k3.1 pro iirc if you really had this specs (you are probably just larping)

Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 02:48:11 №43578

Oh and at good speeds (these new inference engines load the experts for the next layer ahead of time so you dont really need to wait on the RAM)

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Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 03:37:51 №43130 [Reply]

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Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 04:54:28 №43404

>>43130 (OP)
gemmie

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 19:27:12 №43552

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>>43130 (OP)
>>43396
what it would look like if it was real

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 19:30:20 №43553

>>43552
don't know what the laser pickup part would be though, that crap in the op image is just some hallucinated bullshit

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 21:34:10 №43562

>>43552
minidiscs are so cool

Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 00:58:36 №43570

>>43562
I wish i had a player and a pile of blanks. Would be neat to pirate music with.

In the picrel i imagine this would have to be some custom tiny disk. I imagine that with Bluray tech you could make an absolutely puny disk hold at least some decent data/music.

Usecase would be a smartwatch essentially being a pocket PC that can do more than measure your heart beat. Its entirely obsolete doebeit since nobody would bother with such s thing, just like nobody buys pocket pcs anymore. The smartphone VVON

Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 01:30:12 №43571

>>43552
If you are going to make a laser diskette, why not double sided?

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Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 04:01:24 №43512 [Reply]

The making of this post…
>Opened Mullvad browser
>Clicked a cloudflare checkbox
>Clicked another hcaptcha checkbox
>Choose from pictures of things that fit into luggage x2
>Waited 900 seconds
>Clicked get captcha
>Solved the captcha thing
>Connection error, forgot VPN was on
>Disabled VPN
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Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 12:23:04 №43528

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just host your own

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 21:55:09 №43563

>>43528
Vless + Reality is great vpn obfuscation

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Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 13:34:56 №43428 [Reply]

I recently moved to Zed code as my primary text editor because I heard that Neovim got raped by AI, especially after checking the GitHub commits page. However, the commits for Zed are no different, with 28 commits from Claude over the last two months. I really hate AI, so which text editor do I move to?

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Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 07:30:43 №43520

>>43509
Why?

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 10:25:32 №43525

AI won snailcat

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 14:00:30 №43535

MUH TEXT EDITOR HAD CODE WRITTEN BY AI LITERALLY UNUSABLE

faggot

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 14:20:02 №43536

come home, brown man
https://vim-classic.org/

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 14:22:55 №43537

>>43535
No arrow nuswah

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 14:23:24 №43538

>>43520
Because AI is a Jewish psyop

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Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 23:50:26 №42789 [Reply]

A 'teen keeps saying that I shouldn't dabble into niche or difficult distros because that's for trannies and faggots, can using Gentoo or "raw" Arch turn someone trans?

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 19:56:48 №43096

>>43094
gentoo is all about customization retard, it's way more configurable than arch

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 21:08:30 №43101

In becoming sissied and pantified dangers: Arch > Void > Gentoo, don't recommend approaching the communities surrounding any of them

Chud 10/25/26 (Sun) 00:08:00 №43260

arch and nix attracts trannys, ubuntu attracts retards, qubes and tails attracts paranoid chuds, gentoo attracts chads that workout while xheir system compiles

Chud 10/25/26 (Sun) 08:28:03 №43296

What's with void hate?

Chud 10/25/26 (Sun) 09:26:22 №43300

>>43260
Tails attracts pedophiles and Gentoo attracts trannies, who are we kidding here

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 12:03:04 №43527

8-5, better not touch those

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Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 10:36:30 №43526 [Reply]

Most misclicked board award

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Chud 09/22/26 (Tue) 23:30:35 №39746 [Reply]

are you following the development of the fastspungus coding language for men?

#copyright john morris beck 2026 gpl2
fastspungus(){ awk '
function t(x){return $x~/^[a-zA-Z0-9_*]+$/?$x:e}
function n(x){return $x~/^[a-zA-Z0-9_]+$/?$x:e}
function o(x){return $x~/^[+\-<>\/*%&|!=]+$/?$x:e}
function d(x,y){e=x==$1?y:e}
$0=="fastspungus"{s=!s;next}!s;s{e=";=";a=$1;b=n(2);c=n(3);
d("function",t(2)" "c"("t(4)" "n(5)"){")
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Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 09:58:41 №41900

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IT JUST KEEPS GETTING SMALLER!!!! HE CANT KEEP MAKING IT SMALLER!!!!!!11

function n(x){return $x~/^[a-z_0-:()*.}]*$/?$x:";="}{a=n(2);b=n(3);print ($1"f"?a" "b"("n(4)" "n(5)"){":$12?a" "b:$1"="?a$1b($4~/^([+\-<>/*%&|!=]+)?$/?$4:";=")n(5):$1"switch"?$1"("a"){":";=")";"}#©'26gpl2 john m beck

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 04:51:35 №41982

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{print $0!~/^[a-z_%->}|! ]*$/?";=":$11?$4" "$2"("$5" "$3"){":$12?$2" "$3:";="}#©'26gpl2 john m beck

whelp lads ive done it again!

Chud 10/25/26 (Sun) 11:38:13 №43308

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{print $0!~/^[a-z_%->}|! ]*$/?";=":$1==0?$4" "$2"("$5" "$3"){":$0}#©'26gpl2 john m beck

he's done it again. dump it all.

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 13:35:30 №43429

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>>43308

' Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 02:41:33 №43507

>>40171
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Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 05:10:56 №43516

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{print $0!~/^[a-z_%->}| ]*$/?";=":($10?$4" "$2"("$5" "$3"){":($11?"*m=(m[m[*m+1]]-=m[m[*m]])<1?m[*m+2]:*m+3;":$0))}#©2026gpl2 john m beck

it is even more advanced

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Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 04:47:10 №43515 [Reply]

browns cannot understand emacs

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Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 18:40:30 №43473 [Reply]

guys how do i crack a wifi password

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 18:41:44 №43474

pay for your own internet, Jamal

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 23:31:40 №43498

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get free wifi anywhere you go

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 00:18:28 №43504

>>43473 (OP)
Cracking passwords is usually not worth it (unless you own a Flipper Zero), but I know a much simpler plan. It does require you to socialize doebeit.
>Find a neighbor with WiFi. If you don't know where to look, use your phone's network menu as a navigator.
>Help that neighbor and befriend him/her, preferably one with minimal technical knowledge and gain that neighbor's trust, this will be important for later.
>While the neighbor isn't looking, take a picture of the router sticker with the password. Most people don't change their passwords unless they are network nerds with OpenWRT, so you should be safe.
>Go back home and connect. Don't worry about being caught, most people don't check their router for connected devices either.
>If you are worried/schizophrenic about being caught, use a VPN and never connect to the WiFi without connecting to the VPN first. On phones, you can select a setting to not be seen when connected for the first time.
If you did everything right you should now have free WiFi thanks to basic social engineering.
>>43498
Do this but connect to the nearest business or public space to truly have it for free. A VPN in this case is mandatory however.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 00:26:09 №43505

>>43504
>It does require you to socialize doebeit.
stopped reading here

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 01:24:08 №43506

>>43505
Then make a large receiver like >>43498 (preferably not made of copper since it oxidizes) or get a large antenna and get your wifi from the nearest business or public place.

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Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 22:41:17 №43495 [Reply]

I have a bunch of bot traffic to my website and they have JS enabled. Is it possible for me to display ads or something and use JS to force a click or redirect to get 100% CTR? I was thinking of using Google Adsense but you have to get approved and use Google and it's a huge pain. Is there any other ways I could use this traffic or should I just give up?

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Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 15:37:59 №42932 [Reply]

Where can I post this?
reddit keeps taking it down!

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Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:35:11 №42999

>>42965
Ev&oe it's the best VPN on the market. Proton is goyslop along with the rest

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:40:02 №43002

>>42999
nigga no ones peeping on your tranime pooner hentai web traffic stop being a paranoidcel glowies only want big bvcks like me not little fishy cvckcacas like you. only difference between mullvad and other vpns is that they dont keep logs of your traffic, which only get accessed in subpoenas or when gov is involved. again, no one is subpoenaing you to look at what tranime faggot porn you beat your tbp esl seamonkey shitskinpenis to

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 20:13:58 №43007

>>42999
Other guys jealous cause you have privacy

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 14:23:15 №43435

edelweiss larp o algx

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 20:16:45 №43479

Here or 4cuck

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 22:37:03 №43493

>>43007
privacy is when mullvad o algo

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Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 19:44:42 №43476 [Reply]

GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT how to actually 'chive a thread locally. just right click anywhere on the background of the site and click on "Save page as…" and just click Ok and it will literally download the entire thread and files to your 'uter

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 19:47:08 №43477

are you twelve?

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 22:12:23 №43492

>nusoi learns browsers can do more than zoom in and zoom out in pages

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Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 15:50:32 №43438 [Reply]

is it actual brimstone opsec if i've never had any social media or 'inkedin and only have a blog website (i do facedox because i show 2 pics of me and share my real name,not completely doe, and age) and an email? even doe whenever i see my friends irl they take pictures of me and post them on their social media (i consent to this) and also i have appeared in the background of some normies taking vids or pictures

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Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 20:44:02 №43481

>>43480
if I made a patreon and 'aypal I would have even worse opsec geg

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 21:08:27 №43485

>>43481
then dont

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 21:39:44 №43488

>>43481
Make people donate using Monero then. Mental Outlaw does it, so can you

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 21:52:25 №43489

>>43488
that reminds me, doesn't Luke Smith literally facedox and namedox himself on his 'ebsite?

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 21:54:21 №43490

>>43489
Not sure, since I don't know much about the guy and he's at an entirely new reality incomprehensible to average plebs like us

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 22:10:46 №43491

>>43489
I don't think his name is that important considering he openly talks about generally where he lives, places/events he's been to, previous jobs, etc. It was either Luke Smith or Mental Outlaw that has a video where they talk about how they care less about personal privacy than systemic privacy. Also Luke talks about how much he hated his university job a lot so I don't think he really cares that he'll never be able to get the type of job that does background checks.

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Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 13:29:39 №43426 [Reply]

>using this dnb

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 13:31:28 №43427

That's Aryan shemmycuck

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 21:01:51 №43484

its the only board on this niggerhell site not filled to the brim with the darkest gorilla nigger coal and bait imaginable.

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 21:16:19 №43487

/g/ is niggerhell

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 04:14:56 №43514

>>43484
tsmt this and int are the only boards i enjoy

Chud 09/26/26 (Sat) 17:33:44 №40099 [Reply]

itt we watch this brutal opsec tingling gem

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Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 18:30:09 №42953

>>40104
>>framework laptop
>Dogshit, ships with intel boot guard which means you cannot install libreboot/canoeboot on it, therefore making you forever cucked.
That is true, except the last part. They are actually somewhat trying, but it's slow and because the company is poor and this isn't their top priority it's even slower.
I've looked into it and coreboot 26.09 which released like 3 weeks ago has support for framework 12, and the core ultra 1 series on frameworks 13 is supported as well. I am not trying to shill them, I wouldn't buy their shit for the price they are trying to give me, but I think they will manage to maybe have coreboot at least as an option while buying?

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 18:37:37 №42956

>>42953
To clarify, you can't buy meteor lake laptop and put coreboot on it, because of intel boot guard, but framework who has access to the keys so they can sign their custom firmware can. Which means that you wouldn't be able to flash your own build and you would still have to trust framework that they aren't spying on you, but it's possible.

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 04:31:51 №43394

>>42956
So what you mean is that it's pointless
>Shift your trust from firmware Jews to firmware Indians

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 17:42:52 №43465

>>43394
If framework would open source their firmware and sign it, then you could compile the thing yourself, check the code yadayada and only thing being different from their distributed binary would be the singed keys. This is how chromebooks work btw, so it's not that unrealistic either. Only thing not being open source would be the keys from intel.
Btw, I actually think this might happen. I have no idea what kind of fee does framework have to pay for that niggerhell of Insyde bootloader bullshit, but definitely a lot, and I feel like it's not worth it when you can just use coreboot which is free and most of the codebase was made by professional google engineers. They also definitely put their own people into it, because they upstream their own laptops support into coreboot as I mentioned before.
Not to mention it will be amazing marketing move towards like "oh look we are using this AWESOME and FREE open source bootloader, suck our penises and buy framework pro for your liver!11!!"

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 18:50:45 №43475

you can have brutal opsec by literally not bringing any technology with you or using any machines.
you know what the best end-to-end encrypted messaging software is? speaking to someone in real life without any phones or electronic devices around

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 20:52:08 №43483

>>43475
tsmt niggas overcomplicate opsec so much
>get this pixel for 1,200 US shekels and put graphene os on it for good opsec!1!1!1!
it's a fucking smartphone it's going to spy on you no matter what niggerware rom you have on it just get a nokia flip phone o algo for basic messages and calls blackberry phones used to be good but they got raped. e2ee is good unless the feds are on your ass because they sure as hell have a way to get past a 30 year old technology by this point but then again nothing beats in person conversation isolated from technology