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>having more shit to be minimalist and escape le matrix
>small screen = less screen time
>must have le retro gaming console psp/ds/some emulator similar to it
>6 gorgilion notepads and e ink readers
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tfw you have so little discipline you need to replace your phone with 10 different gadgets to end up just scrolling social media on your "anti brainrot" troonpad laptop

 β„–44311

posted it again award

 β„–44327

Why are they using $50+ notebooks? Paper is paper (unless you do painting/drawing but those are for notes)

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>>44327
they're retarded

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>1984
fucking unreadable boring ass book
this is such performative shit

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>>44331
tsmt
god 4th picrel is the most pathetic thumbnail i've ever seen. pure slop.



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ask an unc computer wizard anything
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wtf deja vu

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>>42987
>>43023
dont do these. this is just retarded nigger larp. That depends on what language you want to learn, why, etc.

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>>43023
>learn c for a basic understanding of how programming syntax works
>learn javascript, html and css or some other shitty oop language for an understanding of what objects are and how they work
>make some funny shit in an oop language
>keep making funny shit
>eventually start making cool shit
if you dont understand something that you paste into your code, try figuring out how it works instead of blindly using it
as for linux you dont need any of that bullshit hes doing
for me it was
>use windows 10
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>>44263
make your own thread zoomer you are not a wizard



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fastmonk - common spungus edition
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>>43412
i dont use (and have never used) pisscord, hence i dont frequent any servers, smartypants

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>>43413
you just goofed me bro. now I look the fool.

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medical dog has returned!!! MARGERALD WE HAVE A DOG NOW HONEY!!!

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>>44250
glad you got rid of that electric truck since that thing wouldn't be able to make it from one end of a city to another without breaking down. if you need a kei truck theres ones with v4 diesels in them and fuel it by making your own diesel from plastic or using red diesel which is extremely cheap diesel but illegal

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>>44286
consider joining the fastmonk community for more detailed updates



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if you are writing shell scripts use this instead bro. make sure to use a version of awk that conforms towards portability so that it will run on many systems

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I like writing sh though.

also I'm a lazy nigger and I haven't made myself learn awk.

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>>44247
its fucking the same as javascript almost just learn it

 β„–44279

shit nophono cares fan about
just use powershell its way better than bash which is niggerlicious

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>>44279
>just use powershell
codelet

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>>44279
Use Python for a divine intellect shell



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>Remember, remember, the fifth of November, the gunpower treason and plot.
>I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

Marge, what is opsec day?
Guy Fawkes Day, or Bonfire Night is the remembrance of the Gunpowder plot, in which the based tradcath domestic terrorist Guy Fawkes, along with 12 others planned to demolish the Protestant king in the year 1605. They displayed TERRIBLE Opsec by warning other Catholics to not come to parliament on the day of the explosion, which led to the plan being brutally raided by the glowniggers, and Guy Fawkes was found right next to the piles of gunpowder.
Eventually the feds ACKed him, as if he was a troon.

What does this literal who have to do with Opsec?
Due to his beautiful moustache and beard and legendary plan to 'nish the glowies once and for all, the Guy Fawkes Mask was invented in the 80s for the British story V for Vendetta, and popularised due to the movie version, and for being used by the real elite hacking group Anonymous, who are now known in the present day as Soyjak.st

You are free to pay your tribute to OPSEC in this thread or to wonder what you would have done differently if you was Guy Fawkes the Opsec guy

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>>44260 (OP)
Emperor of opsec

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>>44283
opsec level: bibisea



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 β„–44240[Reply]

Good pixel phone? Graphene OS seems interesting but the price listings for the phone are way to much for something I'm not fully inclined on committing to.

 β„–44243

I got a supposedly locked pixel 6 and I was able to unlock it with the T mobile app so there's that

 β„–44281

Look on used market sites. I got my Pixel from a mother who was selling it because it was a failed gift for her son, so I snagged a new-in-box phone for cheap.

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>>44281
The used market sites in question? Are they region specific?



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Should I turn my old laptop to a home server?

 β„–44229

What will you use your home server for

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>>44206 (OP)
if you have friends you could host a minecraft or a csgo hvh server

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Could be interesting

 β„–44278

i said make it a proxmox server and use deepseek to set it up but den site rolled back or some shit

 β„–44282

yes



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 β„–44271[Reply]

>Why yes I use Linux Mint. How can you tell?

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kek

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kek

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kek

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>>44272
>>44273
>>44275
Site so slow it made this guy kek 3 times

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>>44276
maybe he just found it really funny



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from /g/
>Google Play Services is quietly "Self-Verifying" and linking your phone number to ALL signed-in accounts without explicit permission.
<pleddit space
>Just a heads up for anyone who values basic privacy on Android.
<pleddit space
>Check your inbox for emails from noreply-phone-verification@google.com.
<pleddit space
>Without asking for my confirmation or giving me an opt-in prompt, Google Play Services performed a silent background "Self-Verification."
<pleddit space
>It exchanged SIM card identifiers and device metadata with my mobile carrier, grabbed my phone number, and automatically attached it to EVERY Google account logged into my phone.
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>>44233
>2007
probably xis birth year

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>>44233
either way the reddit space meme is unfunny dust that ends up making people format like a retard. making shit impossible to read. Whoever came up with it mindraped imageboard culture forever.

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>either way the reddit space meme is unfunny dust that ends up making people format like a retard. making shit impossible to read. Whoever came up with it mindraped imageboard culture forever.

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>>44235
lol

>>44248
I'm only saying he exposed himself as a Redditor because how would you know that without using Reddit? Unless he was lying and making it all up, but I doubt that because he appears too invested in educating people who don't understand Reddit. Either way he's more than likely gone, 4chan cycles its 99% of its userbase every few years. And only the crustiest poop stains remain in that septic tank every time it's rinsed out.

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>>44266
>I'm only saying he exposed himself as a Redditor because how would you know that without using Reddit?

Some things are common knowledge when a "space/culture" emerge but as time pass, outsiders join and they don't know the "culture" but they try to mimic phrases and behaviors just to fit in. Just like OP.



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>linux mint
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SISA

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>>43770
sisa tbh

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>>linux mint

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>>44142
Its just true though if Im an actual reasonable person that wants to get shit done straight away without getting spied on you can just get linux mint and immediately have the ability to print a document. If you want to photocopy a document you can just type 'scan' in the software manager and download the highest rated one and know that you can now do exactly what it says and it wont be a trojan virus
Arch linuxtrannies perform performative digital self harm by wasting their time assembling all their shit just to use none of it and download steam and discord and dilate their neovaginas. It has no usecase. Not even the arch wiki can name a use case, it just says 'arch is the best' (lie).

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>>44142
>>44161
windoes mogs tho

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>>44268
Wingoys is for normies, Debian and Mint are for aryans, and any Arch-based distro is for trannies and fags



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>the balearic sling is what david used to kill goliath
>it is a bronze age gun
>it can be made with paracord and rocks
>you can practice shooting it with a tennis ball
>your dog can fetch the ball so that you can continue practicing
>make sure you tell your dog he is a good boy when he gets it for you
>keep coming and taking it β™”

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AT LEASHT OUR SKEWLS ARENT A SHEWTING RANGE



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>valgrind
>gprof
>llvm-profdata
<typing "make it run faster" into a claude session

 β„–44242

Stop spying on me, I literally did this yesterday

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>>44242
it's likely that you resemble the subject of the second image

 β„–44358

@Claude make site ph go up



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/tech/ humor
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>>44213
I thought it was funny
>t. WIndows 10 User

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i dont know what any of this means i just accidentally clicked on this instead of soy

 β„–44222

bored so ill just keep reading tech

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>>44212
chuds, why does dling images fail now sometimes on the sharto?

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>>44212
>toppling all modern digital infrastructure

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>>44212
You forgot Indians



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should i buy a ipod classic or a video ?

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I mean I feel like it would be better buying some modern end mp3 player but if you insist on a iPod and plan to mainly listen to music I would say to buy the iPod mini (The classic and iPod video are the same thing)
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It's easier to mod the thing, you just have to be careful opening it just like any other piece of technology hell you can just buy a pre-modded one eBay (doebeit those are a bit of a risk since they might use bad parts for those iPods) you can also install rock box on it aswell
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The only reason for buying an iPod video/classic would only be if your a audiophile since the iPod video (5th generation iPod) has the best dac or if you just want to watch videos on the iPod though you would have to convert videos to even play them on the iPod (you can actually watch videos on the iPod mini through rockbox but you can imagine its not very enjoyable watching on the equivalent of a calculator screen)

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best mp3 players are any of the LG phones with quad dac. like just buy second-hand LG phone.
for example i have an LG v30 which has a microsd slot so i can basically put infinite music on it

LG V10 (Note: Has a single 32-bit ESS Sabre DAC, not a Quad DAC, but it started the trend and sounds fantastic).
LG V20 (The very first smartphone in the world to feature a 32-bit Quad DAC. Also the last flagship phone with a removable battery).
LG V30 / V30+ / V30S ThinQ (Refined design, excellent Quad DAC tuned by B&O Play in some regions).
LG V40 ThinQ (Quad DAC, tuned by Meridian Audio).
LG V50 ThinQ 5G (Quad DAC, Meridian Audio tuning).
LG V60 ThinQ 5G (The final heavy-hitter. Features the Quad DAC, a massive battery, and is widely considered the ultimate LG phone for audiophiles today).
πŸ“± The "G" Series (Mainstream Flagships)
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What does /tech/ think of functional programming? OOP has its merits, but in my experience with Java and C#, it very often devolves into unnecessary abstractions, boilerplate, and design pattern autism. FP feels more direct since you’re focused on expressing the actual computation rather than wasting a gorillion hours designing class hierarchies and dealing with architectural bullshit. I also like how naturally it connects math with programming, like through recursion for example. The declarative approach just makes more sense to me. Even if you never use a functional language professionally, I think FP teaches you a lot about programming fundamentals and how to reason about code.
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>>44138 (OP)
I use functional programming or functional-like operations whenever possible in Java and C#. I really like Java Streams and C# LINQ. Rust's iterators are really good, as well. Not so much a fan of C++'s ranges/views, though, but C++ does at least provide monadic types like Optional and Expected just like Rust.
Also
>muh OOP class hierarchies and design patterns
Class hierarchies are unironically good and design patterns should only be used when appropriate. Java is not "verbose", it is explicit and clear and is much more of a pleasure to write than C++

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>>44199
No it doesn't Ranjesh, go finish your CS50 assignment before your Claude tokens run out

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>>44202
Bro I did my internship at a corporate company and the people there are fucking cattle. One department was still using Java 8, so I assumed that the C# department would be less of a nightmare with the latest version of .NET. I was fucking wrong. They had the best toolbox on the market, but they still built everything like 2012 enterprise slop. Ofc design patterns and class hierarchies are good, OOP is not the issue, its the culture. These retards never ask "do I actually have the problem this pattern solves?" They paste these fucking patterns everywhere because some senior told them to. Also I’m not joking, I once had to explain to a .NET senior what a fucking pointer is. This is the guy deciding the architecture btw.
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Fyi, I was a .NET backend intern, so here is a real example. One endpoint to get a user by id. That’s ONE query. Sounds easy, right? How could you possibly fuck that up? I opened the codebase and found IUserService, UserService, IUserRepository, UserRepository, UserDto, UserViewModel and UserMapper. Seven fucking files for a single SELECT. And the repository sat on top of Entity Framework, which already gives you DbSet as a repository and DbContext as a unit of work. These fucking retards built a repository on top of a repository.
>muhhh what if we switch databases someday
Man just shut the fuck up. Who has ever switched databases on a real project? And if you do, you’re rewriting half the app anyway..
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I swear, work at a corporate company long enough and you start despising Java and C#, which is a real fucking shame because they’re good languages. These nigger slaves have bastardized OOP so badly that devs would rather write fucking javascript than deal with another 15 layers of abstract factory bullshit.

 β„–44220

I find functional interfaces to be easy to review, on nice example in the SI era

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>>44214
You're right that corporatised OOP architecture is nonsense. A couple internships ago I worked for a company that used .NET and the Windows Presentation Forms setup they had was so needlessly abstractified with MVVM and other corporate design patterns. That being said, though, I'm only really opposed to it being used on several individual UI components, which is what they had. Whenever I write C++ I find it much more healthy in the long run to use the same corporate abstractions to give myself the same scalability. I don't mind paying the price of added work ahead of time if it means building onto existing architecture (such as services) is dead simple rather than just building another singleton and all.

The unfortunate reality is that companies use number of lines of code written per day as the metric and that's what incentivises all the bullshit. I'd still choose Java or C# for most cases, such as spinning up a microservice or running a web application, and it's a hell of a lot better than jeetscript anyhow

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>No it doesn't Ranjesh, go finish your CS50 assignment before your Claude tokens run out



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