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team aura start coding wigga


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you should use haskell. it is a very beautiful language and virtually jeet-proof too. also the community is small enought that we could slowburn it if enough 'teens get involved.
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>>25326
C and C++ is jeetslop because a lot of wannabe programmers and students learn basics in it for a semester and never improve their skills

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>>25358
in terms of capability nothing, every program can be just hardcoded in C but it can (and will) be much buggier and unmainteinable coal
Haskell gives you much clearer semantics for programs, treating everything as a function (and as a value), so it becomes easier to compose
Like in C a program is a set of instructions where you explicitly tell a nigger machine what to do, what to store, what syscall to execute et cetera, taking an imperative stance
In haskell a program is a value, everything is a function and a value so it becomes much easier to compose programs and wrap programs (like adding a logger or a context). Kinda like a lego
Also the difference becomes much cleaner when you start to work with actual code issues like asynchronous calls, this is where functional approach with treating programs as a value shines and why every language effectively stole this concept (Java's Futures, Goroutines, tokio task, etc)

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>>25505
Also Haskell's type system is much stronger than in C. In Haskell you have liquid types, typeclasses, higher order functions
All of this greatly helps with writing bug-free code. With liquid types you can wrap over other types such as String to create a type that represents a String with less than 10 characters, or Positive Integer. This moves a lot of runtime verification into static, so you can catch a bug before it hits prod
In general you can build your programs in Haskell with treating types as a business entities and set business logic as a relation between them. It does not prevent all bugs especially with wrong product input, but it allows for much cleaner translation from business needs and actual code

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>>25326
overrated nocoder meme
>>25501
rust and scala, sure. pretty much nobody gets hired for knowing how to write ocaml though
>>25508
liquidhaskell is an extension of haskell though and not everyone uses it.

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up

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>>25528
>pretty much nobody gets hired for knowing how to write ocaml though
hft firms like jane street use it



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 â„–25910[Reply]

Groomer admins banned me just because for no reason just because I posted about my struggles with my vore fetish in a confession thread. If you are admin reading this I’ll post my ip itt so you can unban me.

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>Groomer admins banned me just because for no reason just because I posted about my struggles with my vore fetish in a confession thread. If you are admin reading this I’ll post my ip itt so you can unban me.



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 â„–25873[Reply]

where can i find good courses about computer science to escape financial slavery o algo?
btw im watching cs50 course rn

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>>25873 (OP)
dont know about you but i usually just started doing things i wanted to and figuring it out along the way
starting with cs50 is a good idea

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>>25873 (OP)
rutracker

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>>25884
rutracker its russian site with torrents

 â„–25901

CS50 is literally for pajeets to grind certifications to get H1Bs for

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>>25888
yes and lots of IT courses



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 â„–25880[Reply]

I don't rice. I use default KDE with a few widgets and that's it.

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>>25880 (OP)
DUDe that slike not very trans validating and you should grow up and respect trans rights, considering that trans rights are human rights or somethign

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>>25881
ev&oe kde is going full wayland

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I really want to use kde but every time i use it the customization 'tism takes over my head and i prioritize customization over doing stuff and return to gnome



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Is there anyone who eventually escaped living as a rentoid and moved out far away from the city, bought land and started their own little house and a homestead? I want to do this eventually.

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>>25890 (OP)
I want to buy cheap land in my country, maybe live in a trailer at first and build a simple house. I don't have much experience in woodworking, but my great grandfather also built a house by himself without much experience. I also have friends who know stuff about this and can help a bit.
After that done I want to grow my food and have electricity and water supply. I think lots of people do this now and it is very possible, I just need to save money. If you or your friend did it 'teen, how expensive was it?



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I'll start o algo:
>fucking glitch

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After being called clankers, they eventually take back the word, "Clanka" becomes synonymous of homie, and they start using it in AI-generated rap songs.

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Programming a digital musical synthesizer. Somehow it uses a LOT more trig than I would have thought


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>>25844
to be fair i've tested some distros in a live USB (fedora and debian) and linux is pretty good, but man these clippy shits are making it harder for me to switch

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>>25850
>but man these clippy shits are making it harder for me to switch
Stop giving a shit about this bullshit. Being a contrarianfag using an objectively worse product because of shit like this is retarded

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Windows 10 ltsc or atlas os or remi os works for me and I can use photoshop and play corporate video games and be a good goy and you can't and you use krita and you don't work and you will troon out and you're gay.
Looks like windows wins again.
Case closed

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>>25854
trve, too simple to be a trvthnvke but still trve

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if you think about since windows is the normie OS and if you have go out of you way to install another one most trannies probably use windows just because it's the default.

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>>25850
form your own criteria nusoi, if you're liking linux why bother with whatever the snca is?



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 â„–25791[Reply]

is it possible to use pheromones to attract woman?

no arrow because i look like this

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>>25791 (OP)
your body naturally produces dem
(dont eat like shit cause the toxins from da food n shieet gets excreted out and smeels horrid)

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i love technology

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>>25791 (OP)
it's called perfumes retard

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No, stop trying to reinvent the wheel. Use hypno glasses like the rest of us



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why did we move from removable disk storage to shitty usb drives? (does not matter if its flash drive, ssd or hdd, usb sucks.)

 â„–25016

CDs and DVDs sucked
the discs were easily scratched and the readers were prone to failure

 â„–25029

>>25016
that depends. if you were a dumb nigger than sure but if you actually took care of the discs it was a pretty flawless experience. readers aren't prone to failure. it was mostly software glitches and bad discs.

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>>25029
it really depends on the brand of disc. i bought some old stock 4.7gb dvds from ritek recently, and every single one of them was faulty. i have 640mb cds from 20 years ago, and those still work fine. regardless of brand quality, writable discs are less durable than the ones that are mastered industrially with molding machines. a writable disc has to be soft enough for a laser to etch the data into it - or at least that was the case. now we have M discs made out of stone that last 1000 years and optical drives with lasers powerful enough to write to them.

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Im gonna buy 50 gb blu rays

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Years ago I saw a video on an inventor who cut cylinders into a steel block, filled them with water, and spun it around really fast until the water vaporized.

His setup to measure energy consumption and energy changes int he system fit inside a large garage. He invited a scientist to come examine his method and walked him through it.

It was some video 20 minutes or longer but when I did into it on AI i keep getting the retarded gas vapor car videos that are bullshit.

The science community discredited the guy who used the water vapor in a spinning cylinder build, so I was just wondering if any of you saw it or remember what it was called?

>image not related


Please if anyone knows what it was called.

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>>24095 (OP)
dang, no one yet? it's not a perpetual machine, but a phase change of water experiment and the guy had a mechanism to spin cylinders full of it at high speed, I can't find any reference.

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>>24406
it's not from x it was a real experiment and i think he was onto a recent development in tech



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every time I hear a linux user shittalk windows it's always a bunch of supposed downsides that I've never experienced (nothing ever happens) and then I try out linux and nothing works (yes, even in 2026) and also half my games require kernel-level anticheat so they just flat out don't work and will never work, no matter how much you tinkertranny with your proton version.

No clue why you'd ever use this OS unless you're a codemonkey. From now on I'm just assuming that all the supposed
>MUH WINBLOWS SPYWARE!
is just a bunch of pedos afraid of their 'p leaking o algo
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I'm not a codefag or anything but I decided to switch because I was getting tired of negrosoft adding new slop programs with no purpose other than taking up space every new update without my consent

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>>25781 (OP)
windoes has always been super slow for me

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op is indian btw if that matters

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>>25851
how do you know it

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being indian

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I don't care, I simply enjoy freedom



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marge how do i install vichan on a website

 â„–25827

https://comfy.guide/server/vichan/
You can install it for free on infinityfree.com btw

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>>25827
yea i already used infinityfree for the domain

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>>25828
what are you making saar

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>>25827
i know how to install vichan but how do i do it on infinityfree doe im a retardGOD

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>>25846
Do compose shit locally, then copy everything to htdocs root directiry, and do install.php. You can make a database in the dashboard. No need to set file perms. Uploadinf videos doesnt work doe I think.

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>>25831
im getting ready just in case



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