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Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 00:42:18 №36302 [Reply]

do shartycucks even use julia?
not proprietary ack

like matlab
BLAZINGLY fast jit compilation makes it as fast as c++ and fortran ack

which even other jit languages cant compete with – python with with numpy and numba still integrates an ODE 1000x slower than julia
general purpose language – can be used like python
still used for scientific computing
since its mostly used for scientific computing its users are on average more gooder than the unwashed mashes using python or c o algo
has the sciml packages – they mog scipy in every which way
DifferentialEquations.jl package is extremely gemmy in my experience
used by nasa cern and asml or something
julia won or something

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Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 00:49:01 №36304

wordswordswords geogebra won

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 00:49:48 №36305

GEEG 'TEENS ARE USING GEOGEBRA
indeed teenagers are using geogebra

Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 00:39:46 №36386

Actual smart people use R

Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 09:49:32 №36397

just use notion nigger

Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 10:15:02 №36398

>>36304
rule 1 selfreport

Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 13:15:19 №36401

literal who

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Chud 08/12/26 (Wed) 17:41:03 №36185 [Reply]

Do 'teens use gopher?

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 08:56:24 №36235

>>36185 (OP)
vvhat is that

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 18:38:22 №36282

use case?

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 21:33:45 №36296

bumo because i look like dis and use dis

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 22:05:46 №36298

>>36235
gemmy lightweight protocol loved by autists and SNCA enthusiasts
gopherspace has lots of stuff, I've even found a few textboards (great raid targets - nobaldi moderates them)

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 20:51:20 №36359

geg im going to look into this

Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 11:54:30 №36400

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> gopher://khzae.net/1/chan
> first post on /misc/ catty
holy fucking brimstone niggerhell this place is just asking for a raid
we need techGODs to assemble and make a raid thread

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Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 14:40:58 №36254 [Reply]

is this trve techBRQS?
ive never used this site with a vpn

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Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 18:27:58 №36349

>>36276
>>36263
By "dynamic IP" does that just mean VPN?

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 18:36:30 №36350

>>36349
OPSEC DEMON

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 18:37:43 №36351

>>36349
Dynamic IP means that your residential IP, your actual IP, changes after a determined amount of time or after resetting your router. VPN is something else entirely

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 18:51:10 №36353

I use it both without a VPN and with a VPN
I do always use splinters with VPNs tho

Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 08:59:49 №36393

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here is what happens if you dont use a vpn, btw

Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 10:22:48 №36399

>>36393
mine isn't there

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TNDTools Presents Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 20:18:37 №36293 [Reply]

~-~The BooruBrapper~-~
A tool that spams the booru, a last resort nvke.
It uses token generation to bypass bot checks and it has a rate limiter so you don't look suspicious.

Features: Post limit, Rate limiter, Formatting, Token generation, Previes

https://github.com/TNDulatorTools/BooruBrapper

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 23:38:57 №36384

boring

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 23:52:12 №36385

geg

Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 04:45:05 №36390

Fun stuff like this is neat on /tech/
Great job OP

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This is SO FUCKING CRINGE THAT IT HURTS!!! Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 22:54:10 №36381 [Reply]

>Why is there 🌈⚧🌈⚧🌈⚧🌈? Isn’t that woke? What does that have to do with an extension?
>Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that publicly being anything other than Cis Hetero Male results in a certain type of low-quality “fanmail” of some people apparently feeling entitled enough to both demand I fix their problems and telling me all the wrong decisions I must have apparently messed up in my life (read: they are Transphobic/-misic and feel they deserve my free labour for it).
<forcing nigger politics everywhere space
>While this probably won’t shut them up, it might at least sully their day a bit. 😉
<"lol i btfo'd those bigots" space
>(Next time you see weird pride flags somewhere: It probably started as something along those lines. You’re welcome for the explanation, btw.)
If you check the user-agent changer script on mozilla addons you will see the abomination. Nigga just WHY

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 22:58:06 №36383

This nigga genuinely gets erections everytime he changes his user agent it probably goes like this:
>Time to go change my BROWSER's user agent (machine btw) so that I feel validated
>*changes user agent*
>*pops a boner due to AGP*
>IM SOOOOO FUCKING VALID IF MACHINES CHANGE SOME RANDOM ARBITRARY SHIT THEN THAN MEANS I CAN CHANGE MY GENDER ALBEIT MACHINES ARE BINARY AND THATS LE HECKING TRANSPHOBIC TO NONBINARIES
>Y'know what, I'm taking a break from grooming cacas. It's time to force niggerpolitics done random phonos throat. This will show them!

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Chud 08/11/26 (Tue) 15:14:26 №36107 [Reply]

Prove that using an obsolete browser is dangerous

Make an HTML file that executes arbitrary code

Chud 08/12/26 (Wed) 18:03:25 №36187

>You will not post the following types of content intended to >harm other users or their browsing experiences:
>
> IP grabbers
> Malware
> Text formatting abuse that slows down browsers

Chud 08/12/26 (Wed) 20:00:12 №36194

>>36187
Excuses

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 18:25:26 №36279

You are right, obsolete browsers aren't dangerous, please keep using yours.

Is it Internet Explorer perchance?

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 16:20:02 №36345

hi from qutebrowser

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 21:00:50 №36361

If you take any sort of cybersecurity course with a virtual machine lab thats literally the first thing you do but okay

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Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 01:13:54 №36307 [Reply]

could somebody explain how the fuck old pcs catch viruses (eg slasher) if they only open google.com?
how did it get here?

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 02:58:17 №36309

im not sure what you mean but there were many ways to catch malware back in the day
it was very common to get them via e-mail https://youtu.be/soZyb6lMx4c?is=XVp6F-5304Z_pd-c

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 03:46:19 №36311

not a cybersecurity expert, but i would guess code injection attacks on old software that doesn't get updates (like the 4chan hack) or ports left open by default to the internet

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 05:13:08 №36313

>>36311
It's due to open ports, there are machines scanning for them in order to infect

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 15:27:07 №36338

>>36313
Yeah shit like bluerose or whatever its called

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 15:27:28 №36339

Blue eternal I forgot

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 15:28:56 №36340

Tldr, rce vulnerabilities
If the device is exposed to the network, it can get pwned by (usually) automated bots that scan for vulnerable devices

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Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 14:18:41 №36333 [Reply]

ok so i just revived this old laptop from probably around the mid-late windows 7 era and i don't know what to do with it

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 14:19:09 №36334

an hp elitebook to be exact

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Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 10:22:15 №36322 [Reply]

>>36317 nongroids been saying to switch to debian ive used mint be4 but i dont rlly like it smug

iforgot to reply properly and cant delete my post posteditagain

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>>36317 Chud YWHdhxCW 08/14/26 (Fri) 10:16:49 №36320 [Reply]

nongroids been saying to switch to debian ive used mint be4 but i dont rlly like it jew

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 00:16:36 №36300 [Reply]

>ai capital of the world
>israel
ai is even more jewish then it already was

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 02:32:32 №36308

Gigafy everyone and everything in this video

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 11:33:55 №32828 [Reply]

fastmeme thread flood detected edition

good morning fastsoys

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Chud 08/02/26 (Sun) 21:00:12 №35855

>>35854
ive responded to your issue>>35854

Chud 08/11/26 (Tue) 02:02:57 №36080

>>35781
why would anybaldi compile to fastfu and run it through a fastfu interpreter when 1s and 0s are faster or they can write their own interpreter which better fits the language they're writing?

Chud 08/11/26 (Tue) 06:21:55 №36087

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>>36080
they wouldnt

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 13:45:34 №36248

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working on the fast language these last two weeks

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 14:08:47 №36249

>>36248
stop posting this shit nigga, go buy this kit youve made for yourself and you wont even last 2 weeks with it

Chud 08/14/26 (Fri) 01:11:48 №36306

>>36249
report me wigger

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Chud 07/19/26 (Sun) 22:48:21 №34998 [Reply]

The perfect Distros.
Linux just cannot compete.

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Chud 07/27/26 (Mon) 16:01:04 №35398

>>34998 (OP)
Retarded New gen doesn't know about 7 or XP

Chud 07/27/26 (Mon) 21:22:06 №35421

>>35398
>7
>Good
It already had Microsoft spying on you lil bro

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 15:11:05 №35462

>>35343
I got arch set up twice as my first distro in 20 minutes. Its easy as fuck

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 15:41:18 №35465

>>>35193
>>too stupid to compile thingsn on windows
>this is a (You) problem
MSVC is terrible doe

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 19:58:38 №36291

>>35352
You must be retarded if you think the "disable spyware" button on goydows does anything useful. As if this shit would stop glowing just because you used "the good version of windows".

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 23:54:21 №36299

What distros are they? Looks like we will never know

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Chud 07/30/26 (Thu) 19:23:13 №35683 [Reply]

Are uMatrix, uBlock Origin and JShelter good extensions for maximizing privacy and security of browser? I'm using Helium btw.

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Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 13:31:25 №35891

>>35846
Much easy said than done when you need to access shady sites.

Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 14:18:10 №35895

all you need is mullvad with ublock with mulvad with default settings it blocks mostly everything and is superior when it comes to fingerprinting downloading extensions makes you more identifiable its got a lot of downsides but its worth it

Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 21:12:05 №35899

opsec demon thread

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 20:54:03 №36294

>>35683 (OP)
>not using chameleon with a rotating fingerprint every 5 minutes
>not using mullvad browser
>not using multiple profiles for work, BBC porn, bank, etc
this site glows so hard my eyes burn

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 20:55:12 №36295

>>35683 (OP)
>not using chameleon with a rotating fingerprint every 5 minutes
>not using mullvad browser
>not using multiple profiles for work, BBC porn, bank, etc

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 22:05:25 №36297

add some more and then you become an opsec demon

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Chud 08/11/26 (Tue) 07:35:50 №36088 [Reply]

>Be Framework
>Close source the UEFI
>Solder the CPU, but its OK because you can just swap the entire motherboard. A socket costs 1mm Z height you know
>Make new PCIe connection standard #1000 that no one will use instead of something like Oculink+DP
>Thin and light aluminiumslop that will be demolished on the first drop because a 90lb bipoc latinx needs to be able to carry it to class or so you can fit at least 5 in a backpack
>Overpriced, bespoke dongles except inset to take up chassis space
>"Modular" but nothing but the keyboard is hotswappable. Not the battery or PCIe expansion bay on the 16
Truly Indian design at its finest

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Chud 08/11/26 (Tue) 16:10:37 №36113

you could just use a franken pad like x210ai but its le hecking 1.4k so no poorsissies allowed

Chud 08/11/26 (Tue) 19:26:26 №36117

What do you recommend OP?
Just asking.

Chud 08/11/26 (Tue) 20:21:06 №36126

used thinkpads and system76 laptops WQN

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 02:57:28 №36222

thinkpads won

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 02:57:38 №36223

really fucking old laptops won

Chud 08/13/26 (Thu) 20:04:10 №36292

Genuinely subhuman admin work. Imagine being unable to main a SQL database