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Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 05:17:33 №42644 [Reply]

He's right you know

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Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 19:05:33 №42859

even though it could have a virus

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 19:07:36 №42861

>>42650
saying 'fuck' many times is funny, nusoi.

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 00:10:20 №42870

>>42644 (OP)
He has a point though. Projects love to give way to little of a fuck about non-maintainers using it. Sometimes releases has the CI build. Sometimes it doesn't. And usually the README sucks

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 06:00:43 №42901

>>42644 (OP)
> git clone <url>
> done

just look at the README anon its not hard

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 20:32:08 №43098

>>42644 (OP)
The thing I hate most about github is badly maintained make files.
Either dont push every commit, branch, or maintain your makefile
I've spend too much time looking for renamed libraries in hellscape OOP spaghetti. Cool bro, you put every two line function in its own .c file haha. Sure isnt annoying now that you renamed it. Or moved one of the functions to a different library, very cool. Would also be nice if you list dependencies first so I dont have to go hunting for the most obscure shit, which your shit makefile of course cant find so I have to guess in which folder it belongs. Helps too that there are 0 comments in your makefile so I have no clue what its doing and why, and no I dont want to read every single comment in every single .h file, thanks. At this point you might as well just included an executable.

Chud 10/26/26 (Mon) 04:12:33 №43390

If you don't have binaries built for i486 and SPARC your project is NGMI

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Chud 09/10/25 (Wed) 14:36:10 №17909 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

>Quality Of Service

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Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 14:01:25 №41908

>>41888
Kys getfag

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 17:31:20 №41934

up

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 17:32:47 №41935

Down

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 09:05:23 №42125

Vp

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 18:06:30 №43090

Up

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 18:06:48 №43091

Vp

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 17:19:28 №43087 [Reply]

>PHP is like a burger o algo
- the bbc

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 17:30:31 №43088

+mutts law
+obsessed
+brown
+kys nigga

Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 02:30:47 №43125

Geg

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 14:34:56 №43077 [Reply]

How do you fix a bouncing scroll wheel encoder?

Should I just get another mouse?

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 10:28:14 №43054 [Reply]

Every time i see boykissercaca i ack

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 14:13:22 №43071

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>mailto:Shluxahuinia@gmail.com

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Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 20:24:08 №43009 [Reply]

Have any of you been able to exploit PHP'S latest RCE?
I've been trying for a while on random PHP sites but unsuccessfully

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 20:51:33 №43012

most of the PoC's on github are made by retards who got their agent to make el hack opsec 333 RCE mr robot and flood the site with things completely unrelated to the actual cve

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 20:55:02 №43013

>>43012
probably somewhat not the case anymore though since patch dropped

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 20:56:20 №43014

>>43012
That's all vibecoded slop

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 09:14:19 №43051

Nice try glowie, 2 days ago I was just looking and emailed rando companies that their shit was weak for moral faggot points

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 03:06:48 №43035 [Reply]

I notice 1337 hackers are always wearing black hoodies. Is this a requirement to be a 1337 hacker?
Does having your hood up also grant you extra hacker points?

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 05:31:14 №43038

It doesn't give you extra hacker points but it's kind of like a subtle nod to fellow hackers you may see on the streets.

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 00:48:10 №43025 [Reply]

how long would it take me to learn markdown? I don't have a lot of time usually but I really want to learn it to format text in a good way

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 01:03:42 №43026

>>43025 (OP)
Literally took you longer to post this than learning markdown takes.

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 01:11:11 №43028

markdown is quite simple, it's meant to be easier than html for basic formatting.
https://www.markdownguide.org/basic-syntax/

Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 01:23:06 №43031

>>43028
thank you ok!! I downloaded the md cheat sheet

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Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 18:52:31 №42985 [Reply]

What the FUCK happened???

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Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:27:17 №42992

>>42989
Aryan journalist

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:27:54 №42994

>>42992
OPSEC DEMON

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 20:18:43 №43008

>>42989
New infra still runs php??? lmao Isn't that a "language" that an idiot, admitted non-programmer made up o algo? Why the fuck is it still in use?

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 21:04:34 №43015

>>43008
Its not necessarily new infra. Half of the internet was made a gorillion years ago, and it costs a lot without adding much to fully change the programming language to something newer. So they just keep it there.

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 21:40:52 №43020

>>43015
Time for Claude to rewrite soyjaksty dot stink in tRUnST I guess

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 22:40:17 №43022

~~>>43017~~
my gay porn black ass getting double blacked over tcp/ip

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Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 16:31:47 №42940 [Reply]

>try https://github.com/linuxkid473/gbos-x86 on a persistent usb 3 drive
>despite being vibecoded to death, it works on my 2-in-1
>seems to detect the hinge, disable keyboard in tablet mode etc
>fucking randomly tablet mode stops working
>overheats more than Windows 11
>generally kinda ugly fonts
Boy wow am I glad I didn't spend 1000 dollars on this

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 21:48:09 №43021

i wanted to try this but then i saw brown hands

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Chud 10/11/26 (Sun) 06:23:55 №41796 [Reply]

>drivers work
>games work
>work software works
>anti-cheats work
>works fantastic with a GPU brand owned by 99% of people (Nvidia)
>has a fantastic IoT version for people who hate updating
>rolling release but doesn't update constantly
Windows 11 really is the greatest Distro ever made.

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Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 05:37:19 №42895

>>41796 (OP)
windowsfags trying out obsure linux distro #1488 and wondering why none of their drivers work.

windowsniggers when they realize that work software is only catered to windows because the average enduser is retarded.

windowsjeets when they arent allowed to use malware infested coon e dating game on loonux

"why do you use terminal in ze linux, vve dont have zat in WINDOWS. vy do you use ze vvine to run our executables HAHAHAHA ve dont have zat in ze WINDOWS vat do you mean you dont have ze ads all over your screen we dont do zat in ze WINDOWS nein"

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 05:41:34 №42897

>>42645
>le bitlocker is le compromised o algx asi ohhhnonononono

are you retarded? yellowkey and shit were just backdoors found by some researcher to gain access to your drive and peep into your filesystem its far from the worst exploits on windows or linux. gets their tech knowledge from internet buzzword spewers award.

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 06:04:37 №42902

>>42897
Gaining access like that is still bad, cocksleeve. Plus windows has backdoors built into that kikerosoft can use for mass surveillance. Admit you're raped and end the argument it's pointless

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 19:44:59 №42973

>>42902
im not a windowsfag i fucking hate windows for that exact reason but theres been backdoors in windows for years the whole bitlocker thing isnt even new either

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:41:14 №43003

>>games work
>>launch fallout 3
>>crashes

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 20:32:31 №43011

>>42895
>windowsjeets when they arent allowed to use malware infested coon e dating game on loonux
I always wondered if someone hosts or even develops these to fuck with people. Do you know any case?

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snca for you iqlets Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:27:28 №42993 [Reply]

site wasnt broken some RCE was found in the PHP codebase called PHP2Shell (CVE-2026-109618 & CVE-2026-109619) and some journalist OPSEC DEMON iqlet reported it before patches were shipped leading to a solid chunk of the internet being vulnerable to a highly critical (CVSS9.2) zeroday, patches released couple mins ago big news in the cyber community.

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:30:04 №42995

>>42990 (OP)
Latepoopa

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:30:05 №42996

>RCE
>codebase
>PHP2Shell (CVE-2026-109618 & CVE-2026-109619)
>(CVSS9.2) zeroday
>cyber community
book of literal whos

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:30:09 №42997

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Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:31:35 №42998

>>42995
i was on this at like 8 pm yesterday a couple hours after.

https://www.shodan.io/search?query=http.component%3A%22php%22+http.status%3A200+country%3AUS

go knock yourself out

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:35:56 №43000

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>>42996
> marge

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Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:19:05 №42990 [Reply]

This is my guess as to what bvckbroke the site
https://www.phoronix.com/news/PHP-New-Critical-CVEs-October
>

Chud 10/21/26 (Wed) 19:26:07 №42991

Yeah I was right

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Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 16:34:21 №42941 [Reply]

What's your favorite BSD, >>>/tech/? Mine is FreeBSD because I've had the smoothest experience with it.

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Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 19:12:49 №42961

>>42957
didnt read

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 19:14:52 №42962

>>42961
Couldn't read*

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 19:22:00 №42966

>>42962
couldnt read because its too snca, baited nobeorore*

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 19:23:34 №42967

>>42941 (OP)
MacOS.
as for actual bsd architecture then obviously FreeBSD as its the only userfriendly option, im not going to be using openbsd on my laptop unless im running a server

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 20:05:13 №42976

>>42967
Mac is proprietary doe

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 20:06:02 №42977

>>42957
Gigachad says this

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Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 17:14:55 №42731 [Reply]

I did something retarded and pulled the live usb while Linux was installing. Can windows that is in another drive get corrupted?

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Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 19:33:43 №42764

>>42760
>>42761
I don’t know man, the screen glitched out and had black and white stripes for a few seconds, chrome hardly opened, adobe can’t save shit and desktop icons disappeared for a few minutes.
Yeah I use windows and chrome but I’m still in the process of starting using linux and degoogling I’m on to that

Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 20:22:11 №42767

Up

Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 22:14:40 №42782

>>42731 (OP)
What distro were you installing and why on earth did you pull the usb?

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 18:58:58 №42858

>>42764
should be unrelated to ur install probably some ram stuff other than that u can just go ahead and wipe the partition u were installing on

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 13:12:51 №42926

Just enter your BIOS/UEFI and boot from your live USB again.

Chud 10/20/26 (Tue) 19:29:18 №42970

windows is fine its on another drive/partition. Linux install is probably fine if your ram isnt cleared so just boot back into the liveusb and go back to the install. dont be like me though and kill your power mid update, i corrupted my arch kernel doing that preventing me from using it so i had to reinstall the kernel which is a lot more confusing than it sounds.

dont worry about it man