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The perfect Distros.
Linux just cannot compete.

 β„–35001[Quote]

LTSCopium

 β„–35006[Quote]

>powershell
>which py
^i don't know
>where py
^i don't know
>where where
^i don't know
>cmd
>where py
^here you go
>powershell
>mklink /d …
^i don't know
>cmd
>mklink …
^ok
>clear
^kys
>py
^*opens the microsoft store

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Bad bait. Go back to your subreddit r/linuxsucks101

 β„–35008[Quote]

it werks. i still need linux for some things tho, so i will keep dual booting
dont know why you fags think you are only allowed to use one at a time

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>Oh waow! Time to install this epic software that will surely impress chud!
<Something went wrong!
>Uhh windows? What exactly went wrong, i want to troubleshoot?
<something went wrong! You can contact our tech support for help.
*nate calls tech sapport*
^Hello saar it is maicrosoft tech sapport saar how can i help you?
>uhh something went wrong? I don't know since the stupid jerdee computer wont tell me why!
^Dont worry saar must be issue with CopilotOfficeβ„’
>uhh, how do i delete it?
^Saar you cannot delete official maicrosoft producut! Must return computer to store and buy new one immediately!
>oh dangit! Ill go chat with my sharty friends then…
>Okay oh yeah time to post some gems on /soy/ ill be the best pos- *windows starts forcing update*

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>>35014
ayjtr5e4w3t4yw5heh6jryu thouyghj,k.l

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>>34998 (OP)
Only real alternative is Ubuntu or Mint LTS but
>Debimeme
No thanks

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>>35014
linux doesnt even have tech support

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>>35035
what a stupid argument, no support is better than mediocre support with saar pajeetinks
>install the drivers saar
>saar, have you rebooted the computer? Dungahal tells me it very good solution
>do you have very specific problem with your windows computer? Plug it of saar, always works ya kuch aurr

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>>35035
Retard that good. Linux actually TELLS you what went wrong unlike microslop

 β„–35051[Quote]

Troubleshoot yourself lazy fuck

 β„–35055[Quote]

>Linux is le good
Why
>Cuz… snca
That's just snca
>Uhmmm actually Bill Gates will rape you and steal all your software if you don't switch to Linux right now
Never happened
>UHMMMMMM INCEL LOOK AT THIS CLICKBAIT ARTICLE ABOUT AN ISSUE ONLY 2 PEOPLE IN AFRICA HAD ON THEIR 20 YEAR OLD DELL LAPTOPS!!!
Snca

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>>35055
Strawman you nigger tranny. For example you can get a good linux setup with a desktop environment too under 3 gigs. While microslop win11 takes 64 gigglerbytes by default. And yes they do steal your data you nigger.

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>>35055
Worst bait ever. Nigga took extremely valid reasons like winjew being bloated and troubleshooting being impossible without jeet tech support and says thats snca. And disregards microjew data stealing evendoe that literally happens. Kill yourself.

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Wingolems deserve to get their Goy OS enshitified even further

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I use Windows because pirating & modding is way easier than on Linux

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>>35035
I'm linux tech support though.

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>>35055
Anyone who actually codes uses visual studio and realizes it’s superiority over any IDE and should have no reason to ever use linux on bare metal. Linux is only good for servers and if you’re autistic about privacy, which should only be a concern if you live in russia or iran.

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>>35187
You are a massive fucking retard

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>>35187
i know this is muh bait but its genuinely so much more annoying to install shit on windows that it is on linux (good luck compiling anything on windows)

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>>35193
>too stupid to compile thingsn on windows
this is a (You) problem

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>>35014
never actually happens because windows is the most reliable os

 β„–35254[Quote]

This isn't even bait you just glow nigger.

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>>35187
>Anyone who actually codes uses visual studio and realizes it’s superiority over any IDE
VSCodium just works and no nigger telemetry done by microjeet

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people cry about how le hardrino linux is ,when it's really not hard at all. Just install a distro for grandmas like mint, follow a few youtube tutorials and you'll be fine.I I'm a new user and linux is really not all that hard

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>>34998 (OP)
ltsc is the GEMMIEST windows version and IT JUST WORKS.
it also lets you disable telemetry stuff that isnt avaible on retail, which is nice

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>>34998 (OP)
Retarded New gen doesn't know about 7 or XP

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>>35398
>7
>Good
It already had Microsoft spying on you lil bro

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>>35343
I got arch set up twice as my first distro in 20 minutes. Its easy as fuck

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>>>35193
>>too stupid to compile thingsn on windows
>this is a (You) problem
MSVC is terrible doe



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