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 β„–40172[Reply]

They wont make these but for BGA chips because they hate you

 β„–40173

whatever nerd, get in the locker before i wedgie you

 β„–40256

>>40172 (OP)
Why can't they just make something with gold contacts that cup the balls? Or just get the manufacturer to skip the solder ball step and gold plate the chips instead? Why do sockets need retaining mechanisms anyway, just make the cooler hold them down. Hopefully memory chips being like $8 a piece will make this real

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>>40172 (OP)
will they make any for bbc chips

 β„–42010

>They wont make these but for BGA chips because they hate you
They don't hate you, I hate you for thinking a bus is fast enough for surface mount components like GPUs

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>>42010
What does this have to do with bus speeds? Just replace the solder pads with gold plated ones and make a socket that pressures the BGA chip and its factory solder balls onto them. Same interface. If that doesn't work, just minimalize desktop CPU sockets


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 β„–39746[Reply]

are you following the development of the fastspungus coding language for men?

#copyright john morris beck 2026 gpl2
fastspungus(){ awk '
function t(x){return $x~/^[a-zA-Z0-9_*]+$/?$x:e}
function n(x){return $x~/^[a-zA-Z0-9_]+$/?$x:e}
function o(x){return $x~/^[+\-<>\/*%&|!=]+$/?$x:e}
function d(x,y){e=x==$1?y:e}
$0=="fastspungus"{s=!s;next}!s;s{e=";=";a=$1;b=n(2);c=n(3);
d("function",t(2)" "c"("t(4)" "n(5)"){")
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function n(x){return $x~/^[a-z_0-:()*.}]*$/?$x:e}function f(x,y){e=$1==x?y:e}{e=";=";a=n(2);b=n(3);print f("f",a" "b"("n(4)" "n(5)"){")f("b",a" "b)f("=",a$1b($4~/^([+\-<>\/*%&|!=]+)?$/?$4:e)n(5))f("switch",$1"("a"){")e";"}#Β©'26gpl2 john m beck

 β„–41900

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IT JUST KEEPS GETTING SMALLER!!!! HE CANT KEEP MAKING IT SMALLER!!!!!!11

function n(x){return $x~/^[a-z_0-:()*.}]*$/?$x:";="}{a=n(2);b=n(3);print ($1"f"?a" "b"("n(4)" "n(5)"){":$12?a" "b:$1"="?a$1b($4~/^([+\-<>/*%&|!=]+)?$/?$4:";=")n(5):$1"switch"?$1"("a"){":";=")";"}#Β©'26gpl2 john m beck

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{print $0!~/^[a-z_%->}|! ]*$/?";=":$11?$4" "$2"("$5" "$3"){":$12?$2" "$3:";="}#Β©'26gpl2 john m beck

whelp lads ive done it again!


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 β„–41776[Reply]

Post your Java projects, discuss Java language evolution (virtual threads, FFI, value classes), or discuss the JVM in general
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>>41803
ChatGPT is superior for this purpose

 β„–41814

I like to hate on Rust, but your post reminded me that I also like to hate on Java because it's an overrated piece of shit that is slow as fuck, just look at Minecraft Java vs Bedrock edition for an obvious example (barring the bugs because Minecraft Bedrock is handled by Microshaft's suits instead of the core Mojang development team).

 β„–41829

>>41776 (OP)
No

 β„–41860

geg at op actually expecting anybaldi here to engage with this thread. >90% of programming related posts on this board involve people leaking over rust, c, or c++

 β„–41876

>>41776 (OP)
when i was in high school they made us learn java for robot shit

 β„–41936

java is kinda gemmy albeit i have to bait you, OP, by saying that c# is le gooder and way more keyed


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 β„–41695[Reply]

>Windows: kiked
>Linux: runs with Οͺ00 different components vibe coded by Οͺ000 different people, each with its own dependencies, bbut muh modularity saar
>BSD: cucked licensing
>Anything else: no software
Is there no good OS?
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>>41772
>turning your laptop in a useless security timebomb that can barely run a text editor for FUGGING RETROOOOOO SHARP UI ELEMENTS

 β„–41851

Usecase for switching to Linux?

 β„–41858

>>41850
"Security" is just preventing the user from being able to install what he wants. That's why Google is locking down sideloading for (((secure boot))). That's why (((security))) stops you from installing your own drivers.
I'll take less security, thanks. And XP can edit videos, XP can browse the web. Try it!

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>>41695 (OP)
linux is not an OS, and BSD is no longer used anymore, unless your talking about derivatives which is odd that you care about the license in this case

 β„–41901

windows 10 is good

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>>41874
pedantic faggot


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 β„–41665[Reply]

DOLA AI LITERALLY CALLED RUST SLOW COMPARED TO C++ AND C.
It's over rustsissies, C++ is gooder
https://www.dola.com/chat/38418114107399185

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>>41665 (OP)
that's why they need a religion and propaganda to rust troons to even exist, nophono likes rust, not even AI

 β„–41717

python is gooder anyways because it's the only language i know

 β„–41718

>>41710
Didn't DHH say Rust is good for AI models to generate code in? Made Lunduke a rust fan overnight geg

 β„–41751

>>41710
>rust le bad because jewish ecelebs like lunduke and jonathan blowjob said so
>no ive never written a single line of c, c++ or rust, but some jewish nophonos said that rust is le bad because of le trannies or something and because i have no original thought i will blindly agree

 β„–41895

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>>>41710
>>rust le bad because jewish ecelebs like lunduke and jonathan blowjob said so
>>no ive never written a single line of c, c++ or rust, but some jewish nophonos said that rust is le bad because of le trannies or something and because i have no original thought i will blindly agree


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 β„–41700[Reply]

After I wasted an entire day trying to salvage my world view on opensource, I decided to swallow my pride and admit that opensource sometimes cannot compete with actual commercial products in functionality.
>need drivers for wacom tablet
>download opentabletdriver
>easy. one shot the installation process and finish setting up pressure and other shit
>works perfectly fine except for intermittent lapses in responsiveness
>confused, check documentation
>0 results
>after an entire afternoon of searching up shit i give up and ask jeetpt
>it tells me to enable options that doesn't exist
>get mad and install wacom drivers
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>>41840
>too retarded to harden Opera GX or downloading literal who browser nophono cares about
GEEEG JSID NUSOI

 β„–41843

>>41841
Sorry, but I prefer using the superior Windows Media Player

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>>41747
Lol well heres the desktop distro's i used
Fedora: shat itself and displayed random colours when i converted blu ray format files to mp4 (mpv didnt do this, and spend a hour troubleshooting ffmpeg before realising it was a player problem)
Arch: worked only when it felt like it
On my school windows laptop: it works fine and is what i use because it came preinstalled

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>>41842
>hardening Opera GX

 β„–41878

>>41700 (OP)
>But I still hold firm in my belief that opensource can be better, just with the right amount of support and organization.
This is what all sane people who value their time have been thinking and wanting for 20 years. Microsoft still doesn't have to try, which is why they want to hire jeets for low pay. They don't need to do better so they only want a low effort, relatively poorly paid, slave-like support team for arguably the single most important piece of software/suite made. Actual competition would make things so much better for everyone.

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>>41878
Microsoft doesn't have to try since Linux is still a joke


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 β„–41578[Reply]

I want to learn C programming, but all the tutorials on YouTube are from 'jeets.

Find me a good tutorial soyim.

Guidelines:
>no pajeet videos
>no sandnigger videos
>no third-worlder videos in general
>no AI
>I can learn enough from the tutorial to become competent in C, not just to learn a tiny bit for beginners
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>>41752
Both Rust and Python are used by jeets samefaggot.

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>>41863
OP should try to write his own programs with as little help as possible as soon as he has even a basic understanding of C. Writing programs from scratch is one of the best and most compelling way to learn. He doesn't need to "comprehend C fully" to write his own stuff. It's not necessary to know about bitfields, the specifics of compilation, or to be able to read and comprehend the source code of massive projects to make a single-file snake clone, for instance.

 β„–41871

>>41578 (OP)
i learn c in a week last month, just look at the gcc manual or msvc manual, linux man pages, and the c section of cppreference

 β„–41872

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>>41871
i created a game in c with raylib framework btw

 β„–41873

>>41676
https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-16.2.0/gcc/#toc-C-Implementation-Defined-Behavior
https://cppreference.com/c
https://linux.die.net/man/3/
https://linux.die.net/man/2/

 β„–41875

>>41578 (OP)
consider switching to a unix like operating system if going down this route


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 β„–41856[Reply]

In the future, you will not prompt LLMs, but instead they will gain another mode: your thoughts. They will be able to extract the intent from your brain activity in an extremely precise and accurate way, and do exactly what you wish for without you writing a word or asking for corrections. In a way, the AI will become an extension of your brain.

 β„–41857

who cares, bring in the sex gynoids, for crying out loud. Machine spirit this DICK

 β„–41870

snca wordswordswords i need a fembot to rape NOW


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 β„–40162[Reply]

ITT we discuss opsec, ways to improve it, and geg at people with shitty opsec,
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>>40219
>>40220
>>40222
I also use noscript, what do you recommend I block by default? I'm willing to use a slower site but I still actually use the internet and I can't disable javascript everywhere I go

 β„–41564

vp

 β„–41821

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>telegram, brave, chromium
>opsec
Just fucking wow

 β„–41862

>>40864
>>40457
you dont exactly need a political stance , just say a scinfitic view that goes against society not science , and also living in some random mutt country where such views against certain races people faiths. you still need opsec even if youre apolitical

 β„–41864

it sadness me when i broke opsec and spoke to some relative about opsec and what level of data mining is being done they say that im "too paraonid " . honestly i think (You) and me are aware that opsec isnt just online but also irl , you use this opsec and what ever freedom you have in this prison, i know its not really freedom but rather stability and keeping whatever shit thats still together , we scale stability safe and sound to the scale of what we cant achieve(total freedom) ,so one of the many things i do is that i never write such thoughts on AN ELECTRICAL DEVICE rather pin and paper far from cameras , luckily there is no thought police yet.

opsec is the last freedom we can hold against this system , the last resort , never bow down for the system itself

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 β„–41890[Reply]

>NOOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M TOTALLY SMARTER THAN ALL THESE IDIOTS WHO MAKE $300K A YEAR AT GOOGLE, MY SHITTY JEETTARDOS IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN STOCK ANDROID
>WHY AM I NOT WORKING AT GOOGLE THEN? UHHHH SHUT UP CHUD

 β„–41891

reddit strawman bait

 β„–41959

>OH YES GOOGLY SENPAII, KEEP RECOLLECTING MY DATA TO TRAIN GEMINI


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 β„–36676[Reply]

C or hating C++ despite "loving" C is LARPLARL+ARLPALRPLPLARPLAPLRPLAPRLPARLPAL
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 β„–37232

ITT: proof pajeets don’t know what abstraction is.

 β„–37233

>ITT: proof pajeets don’t know what abstraction is.

FYI C provides a collection of abstractions that you can use to build abstractions.

People dislike highly abstract languages like python because the some of the abstractions have nothing to do with the problem being solved.

Also research papers use abstractions (words) to describe more abstractions (ideas) the words are not innovative. The ideas are. Like >>36797 was saying. I hope this clears this up for the ESL pajeet who made a fool of himself.

If you don’t understand this simple concept you are a retard who shouldn’t even try to program a computer.

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>>37166
obsessed ukraine wabag

 β„–37556

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>C or hating C++ despite "loving" C is LARPLARL+ARLPALRPLPLARPLAPLRPLAPRLPARLPAL

 β„–37717

>>36765
>>36844
>C is super badass and malloc is actually how computers work
Do you realise malloc itself only returns a pointer received from the operating system's virtual memory manager, which itself uses page tables to abstract the appearance of contiguous blocks of memory, or do you just think malloc is a built-in system call or that it was just some magic function that fell from the sky?

 β„–41861

>>37040
>>37717
marge why does this jeet obsess over malloc so much? Using malloc isn't essential for writing C code. Implementing a custom memory allocator is a pretty common C project and heap allocation is discouraged or entirely shunned in many contexts (like in embedded systems)


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 β„–37690[Reply]

Rust can replace both C and Python, why dont more pipo care about dis?
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>>40843
>Rust won't replace C it will replace [other failed C replacement]

 β„–41754

This thread never dies

 β„–41777

>>39010
>C++ is slower than C
Just shut the fuck up and go back to reddit you retarded nigger

 β„–41778

>>40800
>literally citing a jew
kys

 β„–41844

>>41777
Prove me wrong nigger, I dunked on Rust retards who claimed their shitty language was faster than C and I can do it too with you. Nigga never used C++ and thinks he's an expert lmao.

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>>41778
Lunduke is more white than you, cope nigga


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 β„–41836[Reply]

Any good proxies you can use on a phono? Also how do you use proxies on a phono?

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>>41836 (OP)
fdroid and install invizible


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 β„–41781[Reply]

what is the popes opinion on ai

 β„–41785

>disinformation
>misinformation
>malinformation
retarded words made up by retarded libtards during 2022-2023

 β„–41807

>>41785
The only real one is disinformation by the definition given, but really everyone calls it misinformation.

Why would malinformation be a bad thing ever? This is basically da joos trying to normalise saying the truth is bad, so the next time one of them is found out as a megapedo they can shut you down for spreading information to cause hate o algo. And if youre accidentally spreading false information, youre just stupid, not some sort of influence

 β„–41835

>Education
>Hallmark: Truth is the objective.
geg


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 β„–41780[Reply]

Computer were made for whitey when they make computer for blank kangs like me?
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Critical lack of watermelons in Windows 10, states BBC spokesperson

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>>41780 (OP)
Jpegmafia? Is that you?

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>>41791
Marge that was back in the era of Windows 3.1 wth

 β„–41818

They created linux for this man

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>>41780 (OP)
Linux is BBC use it


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