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The Italian Government handed over €650,000+ in taxpayer money (tax credits + grants from the Ministry of Culture) to Sedleo so they could make their ultra-woke medieval lesbian knight simulator.

You play as Aeta, a brave female knight on a holy quest to rescue her beloved girlfriend Bianca from the Black Death chaos.

Plot twist: Bianca turns out to be the big bad villain the whole time, betraying everything for some edgelord "new world order" schizo plan.

The game climaxes with the two lesbians having a brutal sword fight to the death β€” ending in straight-up domestic violence where Aeta has to kill her own waifu.

Ironically, the game is statistically consistent with real-life lesbian DV rates. The devs tried to push representation… and accidentally made the most based ending possible.

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>>55084 (OP)
>imagen
<carnal, we must save europa ending pinche wokeness in video games o algo braaaaaapp

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>The Italian Government handed over €650,000+ in taxpayer money (tax credits + grants from the Ministry of Culture) to Sedleo so they could make their ultra-woke medieval lesbian knight simulator.



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WE all want ts
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>>55042
Dontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaugh

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>>55042
rare giga

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unsurprisingly the tranny wants to see only ugly things made by ugly people like him. games should have better graphics, art direction and optimization and the people should be paid more to work more.

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>>55042
Lol. Average 4chan user/janny/mod.

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>>55042
holy shit, looks like a demon indeed lmaoooo



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 β„–53627[Reply]

>Improved gameplay
>better textures
>can play as not only Luigi but Wario and Yoshi as well
>20 more stars to get
>new Stages
>minigames and multiplayer
>can switch to analog controls

but always gets ignored for not having movement like 64
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>>54489
you just disagree because you want to be a contrarian like all autists are on this site. I genuinely want you to make a serious refutation as to why the constant removing of player choice and features from the real game was LE GOOD. When the creator of the game only hates the original because he had to rush it in a year and because it’s somehow too hard for him

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>>54636
whatever, zelda sucks since day 1 and f-zero mogs it

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>>53627 (OP)
The new characters were fun but it kinda sucked that some stars/powers were locked to single characters which just made it feel like mario was split across 4 characters

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>>54489
>>muh graphics not heckin scary enough
This is valid though.
OoT was the right balance of serious, bizarre, and vibrance.
All the games afterwards are all focusing on one aspect and only manage to barely do good at that point.

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>>54640
Wipeout mogs F-Queero thobeit

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>>54636
I dont care either way it's just all these retards do is regurgitate the same old points that they heard from a youtuber



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soys vs gigas dev thread
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>librewolf
>undertroon
>deltatroon

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>>53800
Deltachad is gemmy and coal at the same time.
A shadow crystal more like.

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Rating OP's homescreen
>Windows 10
Coal, iron if debloated
>Bliss wallpaper
Gemerald, I use it too. Frootiger aero is keyed
>Windows media player
Slow coal, VLC is better
>paint.net
Gem factory
>Librewolf
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>>55054
>analyzing nophonos desktop

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i forgot i was making this kek
maybe someday i'll continue id
have a rar file if you want to continue for me
https://limewire.com/d/NtDFs#ZrVJncCSL5

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>UZDoom
>SMWCentral
>Open Carnage
>Duckstation
>RPG Maker
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>>52003
That site was crawling with groomers, lolicucks and the highly volatile progressive types

I used to use it as a teenager and knew many faggots who used it

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>>52090
>crawling with groomers, lolicucks and the highly volatile progressive types

Just like the sharty

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*gets the "defends goybanana mods" award*

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troons hate Duckstation doe
because stenzek didn't like them using his emulator as part of retroarch, and retroarch is being called trannyarch for a reason

 β„–55059

its over one of the things i like appeared in a soyquote

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>>55057
is that why he did the massive troll with the license?



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 β„–51446[Reply]

is this game brimstone

 β„–51447

It ripped off Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

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Let's see

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Dungeon crawler > troon puzzle game spinoff
Panel de Pon vvon btw

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>>51447
FACTFLOOD



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 β„–54691[Reply]

Peak Aryan discipline πŸ’ͺ 2000+ edge streak to Futa Samus Aran, literally forging the Übermensch one throbbing goon session at a time
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Zero SNCA Samus is shit and needs to be cut from Trash Bros.
Can't believe Samus went from W faps during the late 80s to early 00s to L(atex) goon slop since Zero Mission and Brawl dropped.
Then we got that nigger ass game Other M, which was Prime 4: Beyond Meat before it was a thing and worse.

Also fuck that one nigga who made the EroSamu X manga, Samus doesn't wanna fuck young animals, you jartycuck of a jap.
KILL YOURSELF NOW

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Also wasn't Troonmus some shitty joke from a nobody dev but some lolcow tert(ranny) pushed it to where wikifags caught them changing up shit?

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>>54934
One of the people who brought up that went on to write for Prime 4

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>>55007
There gotta be some secret troon shit left in the game if Nitendo let that ogre creep at Retro

 β„–55043

its too kkkrakkkerpilled…..



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What is your favorite way to play rimworld?
I'm playing with CE if that matters btw.

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>Use mods to crank population treshold wayy up
>Make a nice base layout with a lot of houses and roads
>Set up automatic, make clothes/mend clothes/smelt clothes system
>construct a state of art hospital
>build a prison and lab for recruitment and experiments.
>Use the extra pawns as flak footsoldiers
>Set up military outposts to rape work sites and help my colony with raids
>Remember that rimworld isnt a conquest game and I have 0 (zero) impact on the world other than deleting bases that are likewise boring, meaningless markers
>Take notice how janky everything is and that I need common sense tweaks for every other mechanic
>Get bored
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>play Rimworld
<janky and boring AS FUCK
>play Dwarf Fortress
>mountain chuds burrowing to find gold
WIN

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>>play Rimworld
><janky and boring AS FUCK
>>play Dwarf Fortress
>>mountain chuds burrowing to find gold
>WIN

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>>54205
Same problem for me the game isn't grand enough to cover the mid/late part where you already got your base covered and the mods while being laggy doesn't reach what other grand strategy games can I really hope next dlc brings that aspect into the game homewer the chances is low if something like "Anomaly" gets to come and be focused before it plus rimworld is from the core a "story generator" game (yes developing history between factions can be counted in that but tell that to developer team)

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>>54187 (OP)
>Ay frogman, you looking mighty zesty in that cream of the crop. You got the sauce?



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What JRPGs have you been playing?
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none, last year I completed the main story of Etrian Odyssey IV but I have yet to complete the endgame dungeon. I gave my 3ds to my little brother so I cant do it right now

 β„–50684

I've been playing Farland Story and Mime: Floating Dream with a PC-98 emulator.

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>>50321 (OP)
Play elin. Its still early access doebeit

 β„–51958

Charles Barkley's Shut up and Jam 2: Gaiden

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None

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>>50321 (OP)
Wtf delete this
Geno is a gem



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Why is xhe stabbing the peephole, what is he hoping to archieve

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>>52649
intimidation while potentially damaging your ability to see outside your door? its not that deep

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>>52578 (OP)
Nigga just want some of that cake you got, let him in.



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Thoughts on the new xbox ceo?
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Holy fuck

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Good thing normal people only play Playstation

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>>53543
Its not even dei, everyone at microsoft is indian and they just hire each other lol

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>>54000
GEEEEEEEG

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>>53977
And PC, if they have money.

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>>52964 (OP)
Halo gonna be retconned into deep future India



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Whats your guys favorite Mario game? Mines Super Paper Mario

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>>53068 (OP)
That is also my favorite Mario game

 β„–55023

count bleck VVON



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Whats your "UNDERRATED" Nintendo Switch video games?

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I have no information but vroom in the night sky is one of the most controversial switch games ever made.

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Stardew valley is not underrated but the gameplay feels boring

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>nintendo switch

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>>53639 (OP)
The shitty indie games on switch are worse than PC Mobile or Many different consoles during the 7th into 9th gen era whatever

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>>53639 (OP)
These all look like shitty mobile/coal-tier flash games.
>>53696
Gotta Protectors and Astalon are decent games (granted, the latter game is available on multiple platforms, so..)

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>>53878
>Gotta Protectors
Giga Gem game, put so many hours on that game.
Has a few coal jap slop in it but I'll waive off for not going full goon bait like the weight loss spinoff nes game.



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'roth on the 'log
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>>53647 (OP)
Sephiroth the poorly written Aizen victim

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Reminder that her name is Aeris (with an S) and "Aerith" (with a TH) is a retcon from the Gen Z Disney Mickey Mouse baby macaco cartoon game Kingdom Hearts.

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>>53986
it was Aeris because japcucks can't into pronunciation

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This is a Suikoden board.
Get lost, pig!

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>>53982
GEORGIA GEORGIA
GEORGIA 'DA JUNGLE
STROK AS XHE CAN BE
>*troon roar*
LOOK OUT FOR THAT ROPE
>*ack*

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>>53984
>Aizen
The bitch that lost to what's basically Raditz's left nut in terms of powerscaling in Naruto?



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Yeah.. I'm thinking we're back.
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>>53746 (OP)
It literally says it's not indicative of how the new game will look

It's going to look like shit

 β„–53876

>Gayfreak finally caught up to the rest of the gaming industry
>still looks like shit
By the way, those starters look incredibly generic. These new Pokemon designs keep degrading whatever cohesive art style this goyslop franchise had.

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>>53876
the "art style" already died when they went from sprites to the most basic 3d models, everything is way too smooth and round

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The water looks decent so it will run like ass
Also the ground looks like shit, too flat with a plain green texture, this shit could have come out on the wii if they toned the water down a tiny bit to be like endless ocean

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>The water looks decent so it will run like ass
>Also the ground looks like shit, too flat with a plain green texture, this shit could have come out on the wii if they toned the water down a tiny bit to be like endless ocean
Also the gameplay is probably going to be the exact same shit rehashed for the gorillionth time

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So Browt's /ourguy/ right?
NormalGODS are memeing him as the funny angry bird chud while gooners and foids are lapping up to the uggo lizard and toby fox dog.



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