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E sports are gay and ruin games Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 15:42:41 №70351 [Reply]

I’m glad based Nintendo hates e sportsball. Usually devs only listen to these competitive players and ruin every game for “balance”. E sports players are total fags and usually ruin every game they touch. I love reminding them that halo 2 and smash bros melee are casual party games meant for babies and getting quotes from the devs about how they made the games to be for babies and drunk retards to have parties while playing and that they are not serious sportsball games and watching them seethe.

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 21:40:21 №70380

>>70369
Wasn't that infinite?

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 22:56:50 №70383

>>70351 (OP)
>“balance”
Also known as "make only 4 characters/weapons usable and less than 10 strategies viable". There's keeping things from being broken, and then there are esports faggots that want to strip mine the game until almost nothing is left.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 22:59:56 №70384

>>70369
5 and Infinite. 5 still has a handful of fags that say they like it, but they hate Halo to begin with and it shows. Infinite was propped up by shills and still died quickly.

>>70379
Reach had terrible balance and barely kept a pvp fanbase for a year and a half. 4 took it a few steps further and was so bad almost everyone left the game within 6 months.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 01:45:20 №70396

TF2 players are pissed to this day about the changes Valve made to the game in the name of competitive.

From what I've seen its an absolute waste of time to try to please comp players. I play hoi4, and basically every comp game is modded and rulecucked to the point that the game is barely recognisable. Any change to please the competitive players is worthless if it even slightly detracts from casual play, as they won't give a shit as they will mod it to be the way they want, and ban the rest through rules.

>based Nintendo
Jap game companies are impressive in how spiritually jewish they all are. At least their consoles are better than microcuck and have games doebeit geg.

I personally find smash bros a bit too competitive for a party game, even brawl. Its not a fault of the game, its just that all fighting games are like that. If one person has spent a gorillion hours on it they will curbstomp their friends and its no fun.

Mario kart is gemmy for party gaming doe. Give everyone a controller and they can all have fun if they've played for like 2 hours before in their lives. I sweat single player mario kart wii but thats just because I love the mechanic feel of the game, its still plenty of fun to play with my younger sister and the items mean that she has a rare chance to beat me. Also racing games are inherently better fitted to a party game role as you can do well independently of the other players doing well by being in front of the bots, while fighting games are too direct where if one person wins, the other necessarily loses.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 01:54:09 №70399

>>70396
>mario kart wii
Merio Kart DS are more gooderful. Bigly.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 01:58:56 №70401

>>70399
Don't worry I play that as well. I grew up with wii and prefer the tighter drifting on the select motorbikes, nintendo has never brought it back for some reason.

Mario kart DS is probably my 2nd favourite, and Super circuit would be my 3rd. People hate the game so much for being Mode 7 but its still very pretty and you have the entirety of the SNES track selection as unlockables, so it has an absolute heap of content. I wouldn't recommend playing at more than 50cc doe because it gets slippery in feel.

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Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 17:16:10 №70212 [Reply]

I preordered the $100 ultimate edition of gta 6 and i will enjoy it at a locked 30fps on my ps5 slim

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 04:27:47 №70296

>>70270
GEG

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 05:25:40 №70303

idek if i will buy it tbh. maybe i will get a second hand ps5 from cex or something. i think its gonna flop so im undecided

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 06:18:51 №70306

>>70295
This is the part that always confuses me. You can look at the achievements of every single game to see it's true. People will buy deluxe editions of games, or even just preorder standard editions months in advance, but something as simple as getting past the first third of the game is only completed by like 20-40% of the people who have ever played it. Normalfags don't buy games to play them, they buy them and use them as social status symbols. A financial transaction to say "I fit in!". 4chan's /v/ was completely dominated by this type of person a very long time ago. And you can tell because you can see them talk about a game you've completed and played a lot, and they're so far from the truth and get so many details wrong, you know for a fact they only watched someone livestream the game (or way back they watched Let's Plays).

But this whole social transaction, performative psudo-gamer lifestyle makes no sense to me. It's all fake and a genuine waste of time for them. People need to learn how to be real again, and the mental illnesses will reduce.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 09:48:01 №70319

>>70306
tranime essayslop nigga i bought gta beucase its fun to run people over in cars and shoot them in a big city

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 16:50:40 №70361

>>70319
>run people over in cars and shoot them in a big city
You can do this in dozens of games. You're just a goyslave.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 01:56:05 №70400

>>70361
This is why I don't get the hype around GTA6
I bought a PS3 like 6 months ago and have been pirating some games on it, and buying any that are cheap. I played some GTA IV and its good, and I'll play GTAV when I'm done with that just to see it. But its going to cost me like £3 for a physical copy, its cheaper than a coffee. If it wasn't for the story aspect in these games I wouldn't even bother. If niggers just want to play their nigger gangsta simulator where they drive around and shoot people in the street, why do they need the latest version?
>>70306
Like you say people don't even play like 5 hours into the game to get the basic achievements, so its clearly not the story. With GTA they might play longer but just ignore the story. Why even bother buying the latest one at that point? You can do the same shit in the old game you already have.

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Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 11:02:52 №68457 [Reply]

I love the morals of this game
>Bianca wants to go out and do stupid shit despite being weak and stupid, and her father's disapproval.
The moral of the story is: if your parents don't approve of something, disobey them and do it anyway as the only thing that matters is your own satisfaction.
>Cheren wants to be the strongest but quits because he doesn't know what he would do once he becomes the champion.
The moral of the story is: Sometimes you just have to accept that you are a loser and be comfortable being in second place even tho strength on it's own is good enough of a reason. Btw just being the strongest for no reason is exactly the same you do as the player.
>N wants to segregate pokemon and humans because he says humans exploit them despite humans creating everything that allows pokemon to live peacefully and prosper alongside them.
The moral of the story is: Even in this fantasy fiction world for little kids, marxism doesn't work. Both humans and pokemon benefit from their relation and the world would be a worse place if you were to separate them both.
I hate this plot and all the retarded essayslop niggers who say it's great. The very first game had an excellet premise: there is this little asshole who hates your guts and wants to own you by being the strongest, kick his ass.

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Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 20:46:56 №70241

Honestly you just missed the point of the plot so you criticized the character writing, the rivals suck ass but N & team Plasma are pretty interesting

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 20:49:27 №70242

I wish I kept this and HeartGold because Pokemon games are retardedly expensive for some reason.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 00:23:16 №70265

>>70241
Isn't N just plain wrong? none of what he says is true or has meaning.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 01:48:24 №70283

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>>70241
>He just criticized a part of the game's writing instead of the whole thing altogether.
Nigga, if you wanna talk about the plot and Team Plasma you better not beat around the bush when it comes to how pretentiously retarded almost everyone in that organization was written out to be.
Everibaldi knows that BW1's plot is about the clash of ideals and manipulation of masses surrounding Plasma and the status quo of the region and Pokemon world. The problem lies on the fact that this is a Pokemon game, so they end up felling the need to shove in a nuke-tier kaiju (cough, cough, Opelucid city, cough) and a bunch of moronic quotable dorks as the main villains into the script. Ghetsis is just your archetypical tyrannical villain and the sages are literal whos who (you) only start to remember about when the game's plot is about to end and Interpol starts to actually do something.
Then there's N, a character who literally doesn't know any better (or anything for that matter really) but he's a-okay tho since he's soft spoken and a secret genius or something along those lines and he makes women's clitties leak, so he ends up being the perfect vessel for Ghetsis (and Masuda's) """master"""plan, truly a fascinating character; Don't even try to bring up his sisters, we both know that they're just there and barely even add stuff to Ghetsis and N's father&son relationship.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 03:46:14 №70292

>>69637
erm… I'm gonna need those bro

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:08:25 №70389

A curious nuance to Bianca's plot is that in BW2 we see a similar situation when arriving to Virbank City but with the roles reversed.
Roxie's father wants to quit being a ship captain and become an actor despite the idea being clearly stupid and him being uncapable of acting, and with his daughter telling him not to. He makes a movie nobody likes, gets a reality check, goes back to being a ship captain, and reconciles with his daugher.
Is not a 1-1 with Bianca and her father but it's pretty close, and it's a much more mature take on senseless dreams you can't achieve than Bianca being a parasite who depends on others to fulfill her travel fantasy.

Chud 08/25/26 (Tue) 21:21:49 №68968 [Reply]

i saw the gameplay of this and its extremely bare bones, this is what indie games are now.

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Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 10:48:18 №69975

ATTENTION, THE GAME JUST RELEASED TODAY

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 11:09:35 №69979

>>69105
Geg jumping a rope is literally a single minigame in the original WarioWare.

Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 18:54:04 №70116

>>69718
Geg, just geg!

Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 18:54:26 №70117

>i saw the gameplay of this and its extremely bare bones, this is what indie games are now.
(Beatbox 2 bars)
Ya’ll gone make me act a fool, up in here, up in here
Ya’ll gone make me loose my cool, up in here up in here,
Ya’ll gone make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here,
Ya’ll gone make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here,
Why should I battle a crusty old man,
When you can’t even defeat a little weak Peter Pan,
Ya lucky this is only a beatbox battle,
Cause in a real battle I make ya feel rattled,
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Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 11:09:18 №70165

>>69745
Gem

Jake !hYY.7y0DY6 09/06/26 (Sun) 20:56:04 №70373

>>69171
So is this the latest strawman/cope the gooners are using.

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 17:13:34 №70363 [Reply]

Indie games need to hear this

We should rape Quote to death!!jfCu5tRrBw 09/06/26 (Sun) 17:36:37 №70364

It is hard to do right, but generally speaking when indie games do this sort of thing they're doing it out of love for the original, which tends to make the game turn out better. Just look at Harvest Moon and Stardew.

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Chud 08/16/26 (Sun) 01:26:56 №67436 [Reply]

Is inscryption gemmy?

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Chud 09/01/26 (Tue) 12:38:29 №69764

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>>>67436 (OP)
>its aspie troonslop and snca

Chud 09/01/26 (Tue) 23:38:08 №69823

It's nophono
Anyway what is it even about

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 11:16:53 №69875

>>69764
I say dis

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. 09/02/26 (Wed) 13:24:13 №69878

>>69823
you play a card game but among the cards there are actually 4 guys and one of them takes control and does this game master shit and the other 3 hate him and they take turns.
The mechanics are good but the plot have self insert as a youtuber who found le cursed game or somethin

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. 09/02/26 (Wed) 13:24:21 №69879

>>69878
esl

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 17:05:35 №70362

>>67632
Play Kaycees mod

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Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 00:04:27 №69826 [Reply]

is stalker 2 worth it or should i stick to the og trilogy and mods

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Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 22:48:28 №69904

Everything I've heard and seen about Stalker 2 over the months and years has led me to the conclusion it's not worth the money, even with mods
Just stick to the originals, especially modded CoP if you're not playing mainly for the story

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 01:54:03 №69919

i mean its free so you might as well play it, the originals are better though

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 03:30:55 №69925

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I tried Stalker Gamma because I played 2 for a few hours and people say it's the better game, but couldn't get it to run above 5-10 fps on my 4070 Ti Super rig so I ended up refunding whichever game it was you need for anomaly

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 09:41:10 №70318

>>69925
dont play gamma. if you want sandbox gameplay, making your own modpack is just worth it. it will take a few days yes, but you will have good, replayable gameplay. otherwise just stick to OG mods, or Misery if you want progression and survival

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 13:31:36 №70336

>>69925
>TROONNA
it's just Analmeme with tons of addons applied to it. You might as well troon out and ACK. S2 is coal, and so are Analmeme/TROONNA.
play vanilla OG trilogy
play mods for the OG trilogy (hundreds of those, from early attempts at making a coherent story mod like Priboi Story to schizo shit like Narodnaya Solyanka/OP, simply pick your poison) (don't even touch NLC though, it was made with intent to make players suffer and develop legit schizophrenia in the process)
play vanilla Call of Chernobyl with some addons (or you could go for something like IWP, which is just a fancier vanilla CoC).

Poisoning of the well didn't start with Analmeme/TRONNA though.
First there was Misery for Call of Pripyat, then some fucks made Dead Air for Call of Chernobyl, which was pretty much just their own spin on Misery, just for sandbox gameplay of CoC.
Then Dead Air became dnb due to developers becoming dnb, so it leads to other retards taking remains of Dead Air, multiplying shitness factor 10x and calling it Anomaly.
And then nuGSC decided to make Stalker 2 with the priority of pleasing Analmeme/TROONNA retards who don't know what Stalker actually is.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 15:56:24 №70356

>>70336
what if you're a sucker for realism like me? anomaly can be turned into a better misery with a solid custom modpack. i remember making my own, i genuinely had to modify scripts by myself to solve conflicts geg

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thoughts on GT: PSP? Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 05:34:18 №70305 [Reply]

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 15:34:29 №70349

Eh idk

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Shadow Empire thread Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 15:49:01 №70187 [Reply]

Discuss this

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 14:43:33 №70344

So true!

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do you guys like playing pvz? Chud 08/18/26 (Tue) 21:16:30 №67644 [Reply]

i like plants vs zombies

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Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 17:44:28 №67791

I like the mods but I slowly realized its all fucking trannies making the mods

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 19:43:36 №67800

>>67791
There's an eastern european guy making a gemmy pvz mod

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 21:25:55 №70250

wish indians didn't kill pvz

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 00:59:32 №70271

Yes, its a gemmy game. Especially the first one, the art style and gameplay was perfect.

The second one has neat concepts but has too much talmudic influence from EA.

I've played a lot of PVZ1 on my 3DS as well after pirating it. Its a pretty decent DS port, but of course the art is a lot more pixelised

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 13:27:15 №70334

>>70271
ds port was wholesome and garden warfare has insane soul for a ea game. Everything after gw2 was nigger rape

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 13:41:46 №70337

You guys ever imagine if the eggplant slammed on your cock haha

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 03:02:22 №70288 [Reply]

Just opened a game and saw this. WTF?

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>>70288 (OP)

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/dt/ - deltarune thread #2 Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 20:17:02 №66146 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Friend Edition

Previous thread >>62356 (OP)

Summer 2026 newsletter https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/summer26/

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2face !H6Gk3zxMu. 08/31/26 (Mon) 09:34:15 №69662

I think this thread has ran it's course.

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:56:50 №69707

>>69662
why do you think that has it reached the bump limit?

EggFricker52 09/01/26 (Tue) 01:10:56 №69728

>>69662
>>69707
I think it was because of my posts about Onionsan.

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 00:37:24 №69829

>>69728
yeah I think it might be a bit much

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 04:08:55 №69850

EggFricker52 09/06/26 (Sun) 02:51:22 №70287

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Keeping this thread up as an onion route discussion thread.

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Why does nobaldi talk about big games on this board Lamps 09/01/26 (Tue) 08:35:19 №69744 [Reply]

its always the smallest snca game fro xbox or a 10 year old steam game that nobaldi cares about

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Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 17:59:58 №70221

Internet has killed discourse of the current thing, so it has to be something that not many have talked about, and even then that is not enough.
Nuke internet

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 18:43:57 №70225

because they're shit

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 19:25:51 №70236

there are billion threads about gta6, minecrap, half life, halo etc. you retarded blind nigger
lurk more

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 00:51:23 №70267

>>70206
>indietards are also tendies
Water is wet.
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But for real tho, why does your college even have a video game club?. Mine barely even allows board games to exist when it comes to officially having their own club. Do they even play multiplayer stuff, or are they only there to talk about the newest SNCA troonslop?
Also, watch out for the pins in their backpacks.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 00:52:01 №70268

because theyre talked about to death. nothing to talk about in yellow paint games. no nuance.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 00:54:23 №70269

>>70206
theyre all troons unfortunately, all of reddit is like this too. big games can have good aspects about them, but they wont talk about that because they hate big vidya

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Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 12:21:09 №69993 [Reply]

Just finished mother 3 today.
Any game recommendations that match the greatness of this masterpiece? I also finished Lisa the painful btw but that was months ago.

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Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 17:26:38 №70216

People shit on them but I love those kind of games. They lure you in looking lighthearted and then throw some weird shit in your face.

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 17:41:38 №70219

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damn nigga how many mothers do you have ffs?

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 18:00:45 №70222

Did you play Lisa the Pointless OP?

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 19:14:46 №70235

>>70219
KILL YOURSELF CATNIGGER PEDO BLEED OUT AND ROT TO DUST

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 22:17:20 №70255

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>>70235
mindbroken by an animal award

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 23:43:13 №70261

I can't tell whose side to on. The cat lee or the cat supporter

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Competitive Pokermans Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 02:09:03 №70076 [Reply]

Any opinions on competitive Pokemon?
IK it's probably better to just go to /vp/ and start talking about it on there, but I just wanted to see what the nusois (and some olderfags) happened to think about it.

Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 05:38:09 №70084

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I used to spam Choice Band Head Smash Aggron on wifi battles all the time back in the HGSS days when I was a caca and now I spam Mega Aggron + Sinistcha whenever I occasionally hop on Champions

Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 09:35:49 №70092

The closest i've ever been to playing pokemane like this was the world tournament in white 2. Great content. I don't think it would be fun against other people who will cockblock you with surgical precision.
It looks like one of those games where the skill ceiling isn't as high as it may appear at first and you would need to rely on luck for high-level play. Needing a monster with the single best numbers from birth and shiet.

Chud 09/04/26 (Fri) 10:25:52 №70093

>>70076 (OP)
Its too autismpilled

Chud 09/05/26 (Sat) 20:58:23 №70243

Gen 3 OU is the only good metagame
>Top pokemon have commonly used weaknessess
>No stupid ass gimmick mons exept dugtrio
>Powerscaling is perfect, no "free click" moves like scald, stealth rocks, u-turn
>No stealth rocks causes hazard game to have some depth

Blissey is gay but she keeps special spam from being too annoying

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