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nobody cares about this goyslop

 β„–74559[Quote]

Its so obviously shit. In the trailer every over scene is sex. Compare that to the trailers for gta iv. Its a gta game, everyone knows theres sex related stuff in it, so dont waste more than the bare minimum of peoples time showing it in a trailer. Unfortunately whatever we say doesn't matter because a gorillion goyim will buy it anyway and soy out over le heckin game of the decsde

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Written by gta online team
https://youtu.be/buupFz7FYcA?is=pOs3JpR-PVkGzQL_
>>74559
That too they obviously need the coomer audience

 β„–74563[Quote]

Nobaldi cares

 β„–74567[Quote]

kys faggot call me a normalfag goy all u want but i will be buying this game

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>>74567
you're a slave. enjoy your game that runs at 30 FPS

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>>74568
ok i will and i will be happy playing it while you chud out over it

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>>74570
>i will enjoy playing a gay, shittier version of a game that came out 20 years ago, cry about it CHUD
okay enjoy your dogshit i guess

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>enjoying a gay, shittier version of a game that came out 20 years ago

 β„–74582[Quote]

*15 years ago

 β„–74585[Quote]

>>74579
tranisophono

 β„–74587[Quote]

all this hype for a GTA V-II
normalfaggots really are a cattle

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>>74555 (OP)
im literally just gonna pirate it so I can kill non whites in 4k

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>>74590
>in 4k
this shit just looks like a mod for gta v

 β„–74598[Quote]

>16M
>nobody cares
Marge?

 β„–74601[Quote]

>>74598
All bots

 β„–74605[Quote]

>>74598
All third worlders and hispanic teenagers neither of whom have actual souls and thus they don't count

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>>74605
i say this.

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I kinda do ngl

 β„–74639[Quote]

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>>74567
<< You're a slave to history >>

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TSMT.

 β„–74645[Quote]

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i will be pirating on release day

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>>74645
You can’t
Jeets found the last PS5 exploit and reported it to sony for 5000 rupees
Since GTA 6 is digital only you won’t be able to pirate it

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>>74654
imagine being a sonigger doe. when its released on PC there is no stopping piracy.

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>>74645
You must wait till the pc version though

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Am i the only one who wish for this game to be a failure?

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>>74691
I dont care if the game is a failure or not I just hope it gets decompiled to death cockstar deserves shit

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>>74555 (OP)
GTA VI already failed from the start, good riddance.

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>>74559
The population is browner than ever and not capable of that level of deduction. This is the equivalent of jangling keys in front of them.

 β„–74739[Quote]

Is pirating it still brown?

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>>74721
Seethe harder timmyskin mleccha

 β„–74747[Quote]

>the most hyped game of 2026
>Nobody cares about this goyslop

 β„–74776[Quote]

>mfw we waited so long that we got tired of waiting

 β„–74784[Quote]

Idk how this game will financially succeed when it’s coasts 80$. majority of this game’s fans are third worlders, and I doubt these broke ass niggas even have the money to buy this game.

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>>74747
>i love meatriding rockstar india, how could you tell? my skin is the color of poop btw.

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>>74784
If you think about it even deeper, turd worlders don't even have these consoles, let alone "$80 + tip + mandatory donation to BLM and Israel and Palestine and Ukraine". And consoles are getting extra to their pricetags not only due to corpos increasing the prices, but also because recent jailbreaks increase the prices as well. So even less chances of turd worlders acquiring a cucksole just to play Goyslop Tranny Ack 41.
The only hope for turd worlders to even play the game is via microjeet's xbox cloud streaming exclusivity, which would pretty much make it playable on PC day one, the only requirement here is enough bandwidth from their ISP.
As for the average amerishart, I don't think they'd interrupt their Call of Dookie/Niggerball/Fagshite sessions just to play a reskin of GTA V with RDR2 bits mixed in.

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>>74791
>So even less chances of turd worlders acquiring a cucksole just to play Goyslop Tranny Ack 41.
you're right. at-least they can only watch their favorite soyjak play that game for them live on youtube and twitch.tv!
>As for the average amerishart, I don't think they'd interrupt their Call of Dookie/Niggerball/Fagshite sessions just to play a reskin of GTA V with RDR2 bits mixed in.
they will. thats literally what they're bred for

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>>74555 (OP)
This game will either be jacked off to as the greatest thing since sliced bread or crash and burn everything like a nuclear bomb.
I suspect it's going to be the former since niggers (the target audience) will pony up welfare and child support money to play this trash. They already suck at finances, so who's to stop them? All they see is nu graphics and BBLs and that's all the marketing they need.
The latter may happen however, as people are completely disillusioned by the gaming industry and anyone with a functioning brain can deduce that "the most hyped game ever" will be complete propaganda slop.
Either way, it'll be at least a polarizing game to talk about, with no middle ground between both sides. Better to watch in the sidelines and laugh at the approaching gaming civil war than to join them.

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>>74798
E.T. was a shit game. It sold good enough due to the hype coming from about any corner, yet its shit state still launched a whole wave of refunding/calling to boycott it.
Hopefully the same will happen to this trash. Vidya industry needs another crash so corpos would ACK en masse and someone else would actually start putting effort into developing vidya.

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>>74798
when the leaks came out, there was backlash. there were also just stupid indians saying
>OMG ITS THE GREATEST THING EVER
i think everyone with a brain is going to complain. hopefully the retarded thirdworlders don't have a larger voice than everyone else

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>too bad my brother jamal and his friend martinez aren't here to see it guys
these are the type of goys who will be buying this game.

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>>74804
all this shit reads like some AI bot farm working overtime

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>>74798
>This game will either be jacked off to as the greatest thing since sliced bread or crash and burn everything like a nuclear bomb.
The game already recovered its spent budget.
Albaldi, a friend of mine told me that this has two ways, if you recover budget you still wasted all those years, you still need to make the earnings

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>>74807
in reality unfortunately its probably just all of the retarded spics and niglets and such creaming over their new goyslop

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>>74799
That was from the time when games were new and shit wouldn't fly from critics. The industry is way different now, hopefully GTA 6 will cripple it once and for all.
>>74802
The sad part is that there are way more turdworlders and other specimen that will glaze this game
>Niggers (generational adoration for the series because they can do crime and not get in jail)
>Spics (same as above)
>Jeets (retarded)
>Mudslimes (partly for crime, partly for sex, partly because it's halal due to it being fiction)
>Few other SNCA species I forgot to mention
They have the love of a soyboy but the power of nations. The game will get a lot of sales at least on initial launch. Not to mention peer pressure being a thing.

 β„–74811[Quote]

nothing about this looks cool. the game looks extremely cheap.

FOR EXAMPLE LOOK AT
>0:24
Look how fucking cheap that looks.
>multiple girlbosses robbing a bank at 0:35
>0:48
really thats the best they had to show off?
>0:52 looks like it came straight out of the trilogy remaster
>0:59 looks cheap
>1:02 she looks soul-less like in the other animations
>1:12 looked stupid

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>>74812
how has this not been shredded yet? the trailer hasn't even popped off on xwitter like it usually would

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>>74811
The trailer is honest-to-God garbage. Seriously, what is this? It doesn't tell me anything beyond BIPOC Cucklifornia/Las Vegas vibes. Shitty vague post.
>WOAH GUYZE, THEY ARE STEALING MONEY AND FUCKING! WAOW! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!

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>>74814
the animations look robotic, the game lacks soul. literally, rockstar said the game is going to run at 30FPS. in the older trailers the AI was buggy, cars crashed on their own in the trailers. and the free roaming we saw in the leaks the AI isn't funny, they aren't going to scream
>FUCK YOU ASSHOLE IM ON MY WAY HOME FROM MY THIRD ABORTION
or something like that. from the bloomberg release they told them the game is going to be how the american dream doesn't exist. there are way to many millenial characters. (basically clues that what we're going to get is some pseudo-intellectual leftist lecture constantly)

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Im not legally accessing another rockstar game until bully two. In other words, im never legally accessing another rockstar game.

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>>74817
bully 2 is going to be about a fat hispanic kid being bullied by a diverse gang of teens deep in jacksonville florida btw. don't ask me how i know

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>>74815
>(basically clues that what we're going to get is some pseudo-intellectual leftist lecture constantly)
I guess you can add plebbitors to the list of shitskins supporting this game

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>>74815
GTA IV was about how the american dream doesnt exist. The entire thing is meant to be about how Niko moved to Liberty City to escape/end his problems and start a new life, and instead he continues to live more of the same, in a foreign land with no trust, no community, nothing. It servers as a good warning to anyone thinking of economic immigration that its not worth it and the grass isnt greener. Since it's a gta game of course the story isnt too in depth but its still enjoyable.

If GTA VI is trying to about a similar topic, its going to be from the point of view of
>Damn these gringos lying to us mayynee, we moved to amerikkka and dont get a free mansion and shieeet. Guess ill go shoot up some krakkkas like i used to in Mexico City o algo, and rob some banks so i can get the money and card the evil whitey owes me. Im trans btw

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>>74819
No, it wont be like that. It will probably be from the point of view of the bullied person, since modern gaymers tend to be cucks, and all the bullies will be heckin evil white men, while the diverse and trans cast will be the ones with basic fucking empathy and they will all beat up the white guys at the end, who will come out as having been abused by their dad who didnt accept them being a faggot or something

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>>74807
If 15 years on 4chan taught me anything, it's that 3rd world-minded "people" are borderline indistinguishable from bots.

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Why is everybody is treating this game like it is the spawn of satan
It looks good to me

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>>74833
And i mean itt

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>>74833
It's difficult to explain how this game is bad to post 2010 gamers. It's even more difficult to explain why this game needs to crash and burn.

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>>74833
thats because you're brown and your brain is small. look at the trailer and the timestamps i listed
> >>74812 >>74811

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>>74840
>>74837
Asmongoloid 'cord woke up

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>>74841
>watch the faggot with lukewarm opinions and a gross asian gf
i don't do this

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>>74842
Oh, time to pull of the classic
No arrow cuz i look like this and say this



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