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/fnac/ - Five Nights at Cobson's

Discussion of our very own slow-burn, atmospheric, jumpscare heavy slowburn horror kino.
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Froot how do you play baby mode
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FNAC Playstation store

I've heard its very easy to get your game approved on the PS store, could we get FNAC on PlayStation? literal h*ntai games are on there
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fnac dead

deadest board ever award
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Waiting for fnac 2
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>Can I play FNAC at my mobile device?
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>yeah, I play FNAC, how could you tell?
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QOL IMPROVEMENTS FEEDBACK

QOL Feature that would be cool:
>add an option to be able to close the doors youre facing with the w key, or make you able to close the doors without facing them using w for front door and a for left door

>add a different way of turning around, the current one feels clunky, maybe like how the joy of creation (the demo of the remake) does it when you are selecting the cameras, that game also links the cursor to the camera in a very good way


if not adding any of these, make fingerboy's timer a little more forgiving in earlier nights, hes insanely fast in night 3 and is a complete run killer
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dead board
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ITS FINALLY OUT

total sharty win
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when does soyjak.party get its own fnaf clone
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fnac is gemmy but the game does a horrible job teaching you what the fuck you're supposed to do. Is there a guide or smth?
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NOW I get it why fingerboy is so fucking annoying!

Night 5 is still playable but the custom challenges on hard mode are retarded and unfair. Mooooods, pls do the following:
>Make it so that the fingerboy waits a while before attacking you. Make it so that it waits until you shine at it, and only THEN it screeches and jumps at you. If it waits for too long, and you haven't flashed it, then it can attack you in the darkness WITH THE SAME LOUD SCREECH so that you know.
>Make it so that the fingerboy screeches as soon as you flash it. As of now, it takes like a precious half of a second for it to screech, so if you can't see its tiny body, you can't know it's running after you until it screeches. No, it should screech immediately.
>If it's pitch black and the fingerboy has decided to attack you, make it so that it screeches in the darkness.
>Make it so that when the door is in the process of closing, but hasn't closed completely, the fingerboy can't jumpscare you.
>Make it so that it doesn't attack with Cobson in the room.
>Maybe do something about flashing the hallway with a 'jak at the doorway, and you can't see the fingerboy.

Until then, there's not much you can do to counter cobson + fingerboy:
<Is Cobson is stalling, consider not flashing at him, because the fingerboy might be behind him when you do that. Instead, you could close the door on him and open it quickly, before he drains your power (but this is also risky, you could lose power, or get raped if you do it too quickly)
<If you flash at Cobson while he's in the doorway, maybe try holding the flashlight in case the fingerboy screeches, and close the door with the flashlight still on.
<As soon as you hear Cobson's exiting footsteps, close the door
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I just beat the entire game plus 7/20 without being jumpscared once and I'm honestly wondering if my game is bugged or something. I wasn't attacked by chud or cobson the entire night
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7/20 clear video

easy game, 99% of everything is just sound cues so troonjak experiencing trans joy hardly even matters
https://youtu.be/Sg1Jh8hxJis
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Hello, with the coming release of FNAC we have decided to host a small /qa/ session. Feel free to ask any questions about the game or its development process and we will answer them to the best of our abilities.
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LMAO onionstards still think their little flash game is coming out
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Game's lore discussion

I'm gonna share what i've understood of the game's story soo far.
There's an asylum and they put insane people in there
Two doctors are walking into the asylum in the desert when they find a squirrel and decide to keep it
One doctor gets killed by 'plier
Chud was put into the asylum due to commiting a shootout in a synagogue
While handing the soylent to the soyjaks a van stops and abducts a little girl nearby, presumably it was Rapeson
Guy on the phone gets killed by Rapeson in Night 4
After Swolesome comes around and gives meds to the patients, after his workout routine, he kills fingerboy, and Rapeson is missing, having escaped, escaping execution
Yeah i guess that's all i could dig of this game. Hopefully they won't make another one making this lore overly complex and mindbreaking.
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Any ideas on getting this award?
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FNAC DEVS
WE NEED YOUR HELP OF MAKING A CHUDDY MOD FOR TCOAAL, MORE INFORMATION ON THE /RAID/ THREAD.
https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/123501.html
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I beat night 3 AMA
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>it's real
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fnac got deleted from gamejolt

WE NEED TO FIND A TRUSTABLE GAME HOST SITE SO ALL THE TROONS AND STREAMERS DONT SHIT THEIR PANTS WHEN THEY HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT FROM HERE
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would a mobile version be possible? i have a pc but i don’t like to use it so i phonenigger usually. if you can make an apk or something for a jailbroken iphone i would ‘mire that
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how do i download fnac

(apologies if this doesnt end up where i want it to go, im not familiar with 4cuck esc websites)

recently found out fnac has a demo, but i cant seem to find the download anywhere. i tried searching for it but wherever it was uploaded, it was terminated (besides steam but it doesnt count cuz the demo aint released there), any ideas on how to help me?
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is rapeson Chucky?
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secret jumpscare

Finally got a screenshot of rapeson wearing doll's face
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For chudssake

This game is so heckin' easy, make your job, 'devs.
Nutsjak should attack you for example when you overfeed him
Also, קורנליוס האיום should attack you suddenly in the middle of the night, letting your defenseless, just for gloinks or something.
All of the hyperboreans aryans already finished this game, we need fun.
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Any chance we get actually working keybinds that lets us turn with the keyboard instead? Would be nice.

I get that would interfere with typing codes, a simple solution is adding a disclaimer that that would happen if you turn keybinds.
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Secret invisible button on cam 2
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NIGHT 5 STRATEGY

After over a thousand hours in game I finally found the master Strat to win most of the time. It definitely works for any other night so use this as a general guide.

As soon as the game starts, just kill the lights, feed Squirreljak and flash your light in the hallway/vent every 10 seconds. Do this right and there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have 100% power by the time 2am rolls around. When flashing middle hallway, always have your mouse already on the door button in case fingerboy is there. If chud comes in then wait for the buzzing to stop then very quickly check both doors, I think Imp needs to be unchecked for 6 or 7 seconds for him to kill you and chuds attack lasts 5 seconds so it’s important that you do this.

At 2am, turn on the light for just a sec, close Pliers door then kill the lights again. Keep checking the middle/side doors every 10 seconds. When cobson appears far away, (defcob 3) then check the middle door every 3 seconds. When he gets to medium distance (defcob 2) close the left door and prepare for defcob 3. As soon as he is close all you have to do is briefly flick your light and he will start his attack. At this point, you just gotta sit still for 15 seconds, not even turn around, just bend over your desk and listen to his heavy breathing and pray to Allah that Fingerboy or Impjak don’t attack. Once you start hearing his heavy, plodding, “pa-PA, pa-PA pa-PA” footsteps with no buzzing you know he is in the room. When you hear the footsteps again, you’re still not out of the woods, you have to wait until they fully stop before it’s safe to turn on the lights. If Chud attacked at the same time as Cob you might have to wait a few seconds longer.

At 4am if you have 60% power left, it’s safe to just close the left door so you don’t have to check it anymore and only worry about the front door. Now you just gotta hang tight and watch out for Fingerboy and Cobson because they both come VERY active around the final hours. If you’re lucky and don’t get attacked by both at the same time then this strategy should work.
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Glitch

Found a glitch where if an enemy opens the door while its closed on rapeson and the lights are on he will teleport into room and not sure if there's anything you can do
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7/20

Has anybody else here beaten the 7/20 custom night? If so can you describe your own strategy for how you beat it?
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idk if this will help in any way, but it doesn't hurt to try
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>take a nap after a 5 hour grind sesh, trying to beat night 5 with under -50% power
>have an actual nightmare where im playing fnac and im hiding under the desk while Chud is stalking me

Anyone else had dreams like this? I haven’t gotten nightmares since I was a kid, but this one was a legit nightmare. If I remembered to eat breakfast instead of immediately switching on fnac after I woke up this morning I probably would’ve shit myself.
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I JUST beat the Golden Cobby hard mode custom night and the game just fucking soft locked me on this screen.
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Steam is reviewing FNAC again

hopefully the final review.
Turns out they took their sweet fucking time to tell me "erm the poorly drawn swastika? that means u have to tick off germany to release"
That took them 2 fucking months. They didnt tell us the actual game issues for two months. The only other complaint was that they needed le heckin legal proof that a david thoughie (fair use) song is actually not a hecking copyright infringement
steamjeets really took 2 months to see shit from NIGHT ONE and the MAIN MENU
Its been submitted for review again and ive requested some press keys, so if you have a youtube channel with a decent enough size, email me for a key.
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make it so impish can't come in at the same time as chud or cobson
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TFW it was a somethingburger

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2709910/Five_Nights_at_Cobsons/
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How are you supposed to beat a night without feeding the squirrel
what makes feraljak wake up and whats the best way to use the ipad
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>rapable nightguards
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Why won't FNAC run?

Whenever I start the game it says that the file couldn't be reached or that it doesn't have the right permits (My OS is Windows 11)
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>glownigger was understandably scrapped
MOOOODS POST ALL OF THE SCRAPPED ART, SOUNDS, CONCEPT ART, ETC. DO IT NOOOOOOW PLEASE
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WHAT IS THE COUNTER TO COBSON??? I LITERALLY CANT DO ANYTHING
>cameras dont stall him for long
>even with stalling, he makes his way to your room
>cant shut him out or he drains all your power by banging on the doors
>when he gets in, he just stays there until you get killed by feraljak or imp. if you click a button he instakills you

seriously wtf is the mechanic here?
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So who is going to be the goonGOD toy chica replacement? Soytan?
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Does anyone have a .zip download for 1.0.2? For archiving purposes. Thanks!
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FNAC on gamebanana

FNAC got taken down on gamejolt, so I reuploaded it onto gamebanana
https://gamebanana.com/mods/516716
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rate to scale 1 to 10 of how coal the game is (0 if gem)
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what can I do about rapeson?

whenever he appears next to the door and I close it, he just keeps banging on it and brings the battery to zero, or when I let him in he insta kills me. what is the strategy against him?
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what do I do about cobson?

whenever he appears next to the door and I close it, he just keeps banging on it and brings the battery to zero, or when I let him in he insta kills me. what is the strategy against him?
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It seems like if the night ends while the buzzing sound effect is playing from chud being in the office, it doesnt stop.

Also: there is an audio queue for the imp when he's at the vent but sometimes i see him in the hallway, does he ever step into the office before attacking or is there ever a sound effect or something?
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I admit defeat. Night five is unbeatable.

I’ve been playing that one night nonstop for the past six hours. It simply can’t be done. I can deal with Fingerboy, I can deal with Cobson but when Fingerboy attacks while Cobson is in the room, nothing can be done about it, and it happens every fucking game.

The furthest I got was probably 20 seconds away from 6am. Cobson was in the room, I was counting down the 15 seconds until he left. I was so close. And then I heard that fucking autistic REEEE and I knew it was over.

Devs you will fix this NOW. Didn’t anyone playtest this fucking game before you published it?
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Doll skin

Im trying to get the video of the jumpscare while cobson is wearing doll's face but the one recording i got borke and didnt record that part, only seen it like 3 - 4 times
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Give me a comprehensive guide for everything in the game
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RELEASE FNAC ON GOG NOWWWWWW
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banned for spreading the news about FNAC, 4trans has gone insane…
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make a mobile release pwease -giggles-
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How the fuck do i download FNAC, i haven't seen a single fucking download link or anything and steam says its still not out. wtf do i do
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FNAC hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Release the game on steam, they are less faggots for chud shit than itch io and gamejolt. Keep pressuring the jannies until they approve the game
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holy over
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Fucking chudcels fuck

>Night 5
>Check cam
>See imp in the vents on the left side of the map, eventually he'll exit through the janny closet, and seek my room through the hallway.
>Chud comes in
>Close the lights, wait for him to fuck off
>Cobson's footsteps
>He waits in my room for like an eternity
>Eventually I hear Cobson's footsteps exiting.
>Hear footsteps coming in and buzzing, no stinking axe wound fly noises, so it can't be troonella. It's probably the imp, maybe Markiplier
>open flashlight to scare imp / check to see if it's 'plier.
>it's DA JOOS!

Fuck! Next time I hear buzzing, I'm typing 1488 on my numpad.

Hey, at least it isn't Cobson + hallway imp like it usually is. Fucking imp killing me with Cob in the room. At least with Chud you can close the door behinf him once he's in, then he gets out of the room quickly so you can just flash as soon as you hear exiting footsteps and the door opening. But Cobson just stays there… And you can't press the door button to lock the imp out while Cob is in, otherwise you'll get raped. And Cob just stays there… And stays there… Never fucking leaves, and the hallway imp always fucking gets me (at least if he goes through the left route I can close the vent on him)

Funny how Feraljak never gets me thoughbeit. He gets pissed quickly, but those bars seem to have infinite durability. I'm grateful, at least he doesn't kill me with Cobson in the room, where I can't move to feed the squirrel.
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UPDATE THE 'KI NOW!
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Night 4 finished, I put my strategies in the description.
https://youtu.be/FctscdlNISM?si=RDkEjcJ4SNocJXQy
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The devs solution to not being able to turn right at first when starting a night is to just have you start facing right. botched ahh grafted ahh game from ohio
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awabab?
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Åny full gameplays with all cutscenes and voicelines yet?
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Game broke

Fingerjak won’t go away even when I reload the game
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Game broke

Fingerboywon’t go away even when I reload the game
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IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT FINGER CAN ACTIVATE AT THE FRONT DOOR WHILE COBSON IS IN YOUR ROOM THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO COUNTER IT DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVS FIX THIS
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>soygloopas believe their little game is coming out
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I know how to beat Cobson, but I won’t tell you.
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How do I deal with chud?

I know his thing was turning off the lights when he's in the office but it hasn't worked for me.
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Is FNAC still coming out on steam?
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has anyone ever spotted golden 'plier in FNAC? I dont see anything about it in the easter egg section on the 'ki
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Night 2 minigame softlock

I just beat the second night. I can move left and right in the minigame, but I am not able to jump with any of my keyboard keys or my mouse, so I am softlocked. This has happened before and I restarted the game, but my progress wasn't saved.

I am playing on a 1440p monitor and the minigame seems to be running in 1080p while I can still see the nightguards room. I can still even move the camera around.

The screenshot shows what I can see. Can you guys help me?
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twanm yob faor gwame of tha yaar dada
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>Dr.Soyberg said it's my turn on the PS3
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>Dr.Soyberg said it's my turn on the PS3
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HOW DO YOU BEAT COBSON

how does he work? stuck on night 3 rn
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>Dr.Soyberg said it's my turn on the PS3
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A GEM that saved the Sharty
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A GEM that saved the Sharty
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I don't play FNAF-likes, i only watch Markiplier play them
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Cobson is not confusing bro

>Just figure this out on your own bro
>You can just camera stall him bro (meanwhile the fingerboy rapes you alongside feraljak)
>Just sit still bro.
>Okay, you can't just sit still, it's sitting still PLUS another factor.

How retarded can the devs be to not make a manual for this game. It's confusing as fuck. Night 3 is a real margestone.

>I trust 'teens to soon find out how to not get raped
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Nigga night 3 is impossible and this game is a joke that's designed to take more than 2 hours so you cant refund it. Rapeson can either stay in his cell or he can dash 2 cameras in a row if you look away for just a second. Movement is probably based on a bullshit cycle that you can't see, so if you look away to deal with fingerboy or swede he can just come and rape me if i do it at the wrong time. Looking away from him when he's in your office doesn't help either
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Please make the pause menu icons not look like something from scratch or byob
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HOW DO I COUNTER RAPESON
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>FNAC releases
>windows only

Applebros… what would hitler do
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the dubs decide if fnac solos fnaw or whatever
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Five Nights At Cobson's Gameplay

FNAC came out on GameJolt today, probably not the full version cuz the full version is said to cost money
This was recorded with OBS Studio on a HP 255 G7 Laptop
Sorry for the laggy gameplay and recording
This is the best FNAF fangame of all time, unironically. Most FNAF fangames, even the top of the barrel ones, are just mediocre at best. But this one, is a true gemerald
So heres uncut footage of me playing it, hope you enjoy
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Why cant I download fnac from that niggerstone website?
>
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Why the fuck are there no greenscreens on the 'ru?

I once saw someone post the Gemson jumpscare greenscreen, but I forgot to save it. But I know for a fact that the greenscreens do exist.

Anyone have the greenscreens? I especially need those for Chud and Gemson.
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Dont Mind, just gonna steal the 4000 GET
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Is fnac2 still coming or even real? I heard it was being worked on or planned
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demoralizing frogcucks lost
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Wow it actually came out in two weeks. Surprising
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FNAC HYPE TRAIN
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FROOT CONFIRM THIS NOW
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froot?
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how do i beat fingerboy
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FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! STOP BEING SUCH A MONKEY NIGGERFAGGOT KIKE AND RELEASE THE GAME! OR ELSE I WLL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE YOU!
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FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ADD THIS NIGGER TO FNAC NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>He beat night 1 of fnac with help from some 'teens
>He called David Thoughie and 6ixThrembo fire
>He praised Cobson and 'plier
>He watched 'zellig (coally)
add him to the game as an easter egg please frooby froob
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dead board
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This guy is NUTS!
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RELEASE THE GAME YOU STUPID FUCKING ORANGE TWAT
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Every ishowmonke wannabe playing that game therefore brimstone
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froot just tell me, if its not coming out or not just spit it out, i need an update
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make this a jumpscare
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>Cobson is Filipino
FNACbros what is this?
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It will never come out :(
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This is the most niggercoal brimstone board of all the sharty, get rid of it
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>I'm a republican. I'm a Christian. I'm pro-life. I believe in God
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bug report list or whatever:
I keep turning left and right, but I can't go to the center of the screen again. Is there a way to look left, right and forwards without having to move the mouse around? I can't get the mouse to focus on the center since the hitbox or whatever is too small
I clicked the phone on night 1 but Chucky didn't answer, am I doing something wrong?
there's no controls or any options selection in the pause screen, therefore I don't hecking know the controls because I'm retarded
reddit space at the beginning isn't orange
I'll put down more as I ACKtually complete the gayme. I transheart the production value doe
>no arrow
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ADD A LINUX VERSION RETARD
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not a virus niggers

Jigaboos here are chimping out about the potential for this to be a virus that'll 'nish your shit.

Most 'teens are too retarded to understand this, but for the smart people here is the analysis:

>https://www.hybrid-analysis.com/sample/47a1ddf83981d4e3b0f8af4bea7720a73beb868ccd08a2ef8f007783b60fa5d4/65405d40067550826a0601f9


Before you say anything, yes I checked all of the indicators and they call innocent API's. The "suspicious" ones are for programs that aren't games, most games HAVE to call these to make windows, make full-screen etc

The DLL's can be searched for at:

>https://www.hybrid-analysis.com/file-collection/65405e8757918125d20b7c37


Stop spreading FUD niggers
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How do I use the stuff in feral's room?
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man, last year I joked about the game coming out in January because at the time that was comically absurd. now it's supposed to be a summer release? it's so fucking over
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>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST THE SAME THREAD ON EVERY BOARD, BECAUSE… BECAUSE… JUST DON'T DO IT YOU INCEL HECKIN CHUFD
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MARGE DONT TYPE IN H****G INGAME
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page looks too inconsistent with the artstyle of the game or something
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fun game thanks you niggers
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VIRUS DO NOT FUCKING DOWNLOAD
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FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MY GAME KEEPS CRASHING
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FROOOOOOOT
WHAT ARE THE CONTROLLLLSSSS YOU ORANGE FUCK
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how many more hours until the demo releases doe
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Where's Fap Night's at Cobette's

Where is it?
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Froot as poopson (recreation based on leak)

Five Nights At Froopson
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rapeson 'ixelart gif because fnac releases soon
i need your thoughts 'teens
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Pretty hyped for this, working on a big band version of the FNAC song parody, expect it sooner or later.
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how much will the game cost
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/fnac/bros…
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2 days until release
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is the game releasing in amerimutt or europoor timezones
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l
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I need it now!
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Cobson will always be optimised?

do all unity games run like shit? Or will slowburn 2D gems like FNAC not kill my shitty 2000s computer
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If you post footage of the game on jewtube refer to it as FNAC exclusively so kids looking for the cat game will find our game instead
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hello I have another question similar to the other 'teen, I also don't have the best computer; will the game run okay on my pc? (I don't know much about computers)
thank you!
specs:
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-4690K CPU @ 3.50GHz
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti
Intel(R) HD Graphics 4600
16 GB RAM
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Watching Futahar's FNAC gameplay was mistake. Rapeson traumatized me. Now i have a genuine fear of looking out my window at night and seeing him. he will be the reason i'll go on birth control
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Let me play test fnac I have cancer and am gonna die or something or however the make a wish is granted
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gem
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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Pack it up boys. The dream is dead. Frqqt got ghosted by Gaben.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Froot should release the game now.
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What about a mobile version of this absolute shining gem?
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>Froot should release the game now.
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Froot should release the game now.
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'ill 'ere be a 'oy 'peak 'anlation?
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Will troonjak appear in night 3 even when xhe -ACKed in night 2?
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Can there be a secret Joseph Cornelius Cornbread Goldstein Rothschild Biden jumpscare?
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Add xer to FNAC 2.
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ITT we develop a SMV for a shartified FNAF 2 song parody
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five nights at cobsons should have a secert 5th night much like sister locations enered where its a 1 on 1 with rapeson. the place is much darker than usual and has really creepy ambience music. the night would start with a phone call from doll saying that rapeson got out and he would sound extrmely scared. looking on the cameras would find chud, sweede, and all the other soyjaks dead. except rapeson
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POST TRTF GEMS

GEG
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Does anyone have a link to the demo? Seems it's up n' gone from the top bar and I lost my only copy.
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They're onto us bros…
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It's pretty obvious by now that the game was never finished. might as well delete this board
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Cobbess on the 'log waiting for FROOT TO RELEASE THE GAME THAT HAS BEEN FINISHED FOR MONTHS.
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FROOT YOU FAT FUCKING KIKE BASTARD CHILD, RELEASE THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY YOU GLOWIE NIGGER!
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Will she play it on her soytube channel?
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How long until it releases?
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Would you be so kind as to release the game?
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RELEASE THE GAME BEFORE I FUCKING RAPE YOU!
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FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! RELEASE IT!
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Dream SMP

Wrote me a Dream SMP fanfic, I hope you all enjoy <3
Is this gem or coal???


As the moon hung low in the night sky, casting a silver glow over the landscape of the Dream SMP, tension crackled in the air like static electricity. Wilbur Soot, known for his unpredictable nature and penchant for chaos, found himself locked in a peculiar situation. His eyes gleamed with mischief as he plotted his next move.

Meanwhile, Dream, the enigmatic ruler of the SMP, stood tall and confident, his dark cloak billowing behind him in the gentle breeze. He was known for his cunning intellect and persuasive charm, traits that often left others captivated in his presence.

Amidst the sprawling kingdom, nestled within the heart of a lush garden, a woman of ethereal beauty awaited. Her name was Evelyn, a maiden with eyes like pools of liquid amber and a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. She was unaware of the impending drama that would unfold before her.

As Dream approached Evelyn with a suave smile, his words were laced with honeyed promises and whispered desires. He reached out a hand, his touch gentle yet electric, igniting a fire within her soul. She was drawn to him like a moth to a flame, completely under his spell.

But just as Dream leaned in to seal their fate with a kiss, a mischievous chuckle echoed through the garden. Wilbur Soot, hidden in the shadows, couldn't resist the opportunity for chaos. With a gleam in his eye and a smirk on his lips, he lunged forward, attempting to take a playful bite out of Dream's shoulder.

Caught off guard, Dream stumbled back in surprise, his cloak swirling around him like a stormy sea. Evelyn gasped, her hand flying to her mouth in shock at the sudden interruption. Yet, despite the chaos, there was a twinkle of amusement in her eyes, as if she found the unexpected turn of events rather exhilarating.

Wilbur, undeterred by Dream's glare, burst into laughter, his infectious joy filling the air around them. In that moment, amidst the tangled mess of emotions and desires, a strange camaraderie formed between the three of them, binding them together in a bond forged by the whims of fate and the mysteries of the Dream SMP.

And so, under the watchful gaze of the moon, they danced a delicate dance of seduction and mischief, their fates intertwined in the tapestry of the SMP, where dreams and reality blurred into one.
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The demo of the game keep crashing randomly

maybe there is soemthing wrong with my pc
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Guys I found something creepy

I found a version of the full FNAC game called "Stingray", but after I beat night 5 it showed me an image of rapeson with bleeding eyes and then my PC shut off (posted something similar) and it wouldn't turn back on so I'm posting this from my tablet
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Is the game ever coming out?
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JUST RELEASE IT WITHOUT STEAM YOU NIGGERS
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Will he talk about it? I know he tried the first night, but I am talking about one of his "edutainment" videos.
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>It cannot be released yet, because…. BECAUSE IT JUST CANT OKAY?
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FROOT YOU FUCKING KIKE JUST RELEASE THE GAME FOR FREE!!!!

pwetty pwease
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Five Nights at Cobson (Review)

Introduction:
In the realm of horror gaming, few titles have captured the imagination of players quite like Five Nights at Cobson's. Developed by a small indie team, this game quickly rose to prominence, spawning a franchise and a dedicated fanbase. Its success can be attributed to a combination of innovative gameplay mechanics, immersive storytelling, and an atmosphere that keeps players on the edge of their seats. This essay explores the elements that make Five Nights at Cobson's a peak in the realm of horror gaming.

Innovative Gameplay Mechanics:
Five Nights at Cobson's revolutionized the horror genre by introducing a unique gameplay mechanic centered around surveillance cameras and limited resources. Players take on the role of a night security guard tasked with monitoring a dilapidated pizza restaurant. The primary objective is to survive five nights by managing power consumption, tracking the movements of animatronic characters, and avoiding being caught by the malevolent entities lurking in the shadows. The game's simplicity belies its complexity, as players must employ strategic thinking and quick reflexes to survive each night.

Immersive Storytelling:
At its core, Five Nights at Cobson's is a masterclass in immersive storytelling. The game gradually unravels a dark and mysterious narrative through subtle environmental cues, cryptic phone calls, and unsettling imagery. Players are left to piece together the backstory of the abandoned restaurant and the sinister events that transpired within its walls. The game's minimalist approach to storytelling allows players to fill in the blanks with their imagination, resulting in a sense of dread and unease that permeates every moment of gameplay.

Atmosphere and Aesthetic:
One of the most striking aspects of Five Nights at Cobson's is its atmospheric design and aesthetic. From the eerie lighting to the haunting soundtrack, every element of the game is meticulously crafted to immerse players in its nightmarish world. The animatronic characters themselves are a testament to the game's attention to detail, with their uncanny movements and lifeless eyes sending shivers down players' spines. The sense of claustrophobia and isolation that permeates the game only adds to its overall sense of dread, making each night feel like a descent into madness.

Replayability and Community Engagement:
Despite its relatively short runtime, Five Nights at Cobson's offers a high degree of replayability thanks to its randomized gameplay elements and multiple endings. Each night presents new challenges and obstacles for players to overcome, ensuring that no two playthroughs are ever the same. Additionally, the game has fostered a vibrant online community of fans who share theories, fan art, and gameplay tips, further enhancing the overall experience and longevity of the franchise.

Conclusion:
In conclusion, Five Nights at Cobson's stands as a pinnacle of horror gaming, thanks to its innovative gameplay mechanics, immersive storytelling, atmospheric design, and high degree of replayability. By pushing the boundaries of the genre and tapping into primal fears, the game has captivated players around the world and left an indelible mark on the gaming landscape. As the franchise continues to evolve and expand, it serves as a reminder of the enduring power of a well-crafted horror experience.
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We should just hack the devs and leak the full game at this point
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Chat is this real?
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STATUS

Is the full game the latest sharty lost media now?
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Joker Troon

havent seen much footage of the game but just a fair warning, if you put bernd ACKing xerself in the game there is like a 100% chance that the game will be removed from steam if it's reported. if you want the game to be up for longer than a week, i would seriously consider removing any troon flags. if you wanted to take in an extra step, swapping out the pink (tranny flag color) hair would completely cut down any chances of getting the game removed. Normalcattle will just think it's a reference to the joker because of the lipstick, and if it gets reported, there isnt any ""transphobia"" because you know its just the Joker and not a tranny even though it is a tranny. Im making a game thats kinda similar and have taken the same measures. sorry for the textwall blogpost I just would hate to see the game be up for a day and then get wiped.
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can it cost $14.88 USD

i wanna see twitroons and redditors chimp out
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Or

Fuc
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>>Stupid fucking chud. You useless cumskin dumbshit TWP freak incel faggot loser trash shitstain SCUM. Honest to God, just end your worthless existence and save us the trouble for when the revolution inevitably liberates the world from disgusting turds like you, we're going to castrate and kill every single one of you bastard cocksuckers anyway, go out on your own terms like Uncle A, Joseph Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler, Dominique Venner, Yukio Mishima and 99% of all right-wing "leaders" and ""thinkers"" ever have. Get the FUCK off of this website get the FUUUCCKCKKK away from ME. YOU FUCKING SCUM.
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FNAC status? is everything going well?
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I will pay $50 for a press key right now
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How can I avoid this retarded swede?

This nigga keeps turning off the lights and rapes my hairy loose asshole every now and then, how can I counter him?

Jag hatar den jävla neger TND
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What’s this about

I don’t know anything about soyjaks or why people are worshipping them but this I think is the site where those people go to. Just tell me about why people are so obsessed over these soyjaks and the history of this site I’m still normal
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Necromancer

Skullposters ARISE
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i LOVE waiting for games to release and not being able to play them
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this is giving me trust issues
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HWABAG
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holy shit we need to get five nights at cobsons to the top
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>coming out b4 december 2023
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gem idea

Fnac should have cobson not just rapeson
Rapeson would die but transfer his knowledge into the world wide web and be reborn as cobson
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another nupantsoiler failure
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FROOOOOT

I WANT IT NOW!!!
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UH OH YOU HECKIN RAN OUT OF POWER TIME TO KILL YOU
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Froot=matpat confirmed

>froot has contact with matpat
>froot gets outed as liking tranime
>matpat quits
Meds now
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new soyboy woah jack
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It is NEVER coming out.
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FNAC 2 teaser image just dropped
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>kill yourself obsessed faggot
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I would easily throw twenty bucks at Froot if he gave me a copy of the game now so I could skip waiting on Steam.
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Hey does anyone know Froot's email? I wanna talk to him regarding FNAC and I'm tired of waiting for steam to accept his requests, I want to bring the people some real FNAC gameplay and lore analyses/theories.
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RELEASE THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY WE HAVE BEEN WATING FOR OVER 4 MONTHS!!!!
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Can this game even be legally sold?

I remember Scott Cawthon saying that FNAF fangames couldn't be sold, only changing for a few "official" fangames part of a fanverse initiative. I don't want fr00t to get sued nor do I want the game to get taken down. Maybe Scott will think the game is funny and let it stay up.
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guys check out this gemmy I just made! It's pretty funny right?
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WE NEED CUSTOM NIGHT

if it isn't in the game it will not be worth buying
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Does anyone have original unedited slowed down dr fauci mix from the main menu? There used to be one on 'tube, but it got taken down for some reason. I searched game files but I only found currently used edit.
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new suggestion

just release the game without steam
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-+the swede is in the vents+-
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froot can i buy a steam key from you
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froot its been a month give us an update
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Never coming out award
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obscure jak fnac fangame

i had an idea for a fnac fangame with obscure jaks like splicejak. give me obscure jaks and i will make their mechanics
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delete this shit board
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 HOLY GEM IN THE OVEN
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Cob bros… I don't feel so good
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It's over cobgang
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May I be a developer
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Acquitted game

Just realized that besides FNAC and Cuck Simulator, there's another gem on Steam that has troon enemies: Acquitted. Have FNAC devs seen it?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1954750/Acquitted/
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FNAF thread

chill thread to discuss the games
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FNAC when froot
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Made a character roster for FNAC:UCN based on a thread I saw about it. My main goal for this was to somewhat emulate the catalogue page. Any feedback is welcome.
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Froor add custom steam profile backgrounds and emojis when the game releases
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how tf do i have to complete the first night without having random temporary power outage in the first 2 to 3 am
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add a secret 7th night where a slopjak is the only enemy like night 7 from fnaf 4
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I suck at FNAF like games so I want to know how FNAC ends and I want the footage of it
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>don't make me tap the sign
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PLZ HELP

anyone else Fnac demo Prone to Crashes
if so how fix.
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When
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what does "streamer-friendly" mode change?
i assume it removes swastikas, anything else?
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Guys it's Froot here! I've accidently deleted all the game files from my computer and any backup of the files or any finished copy uploaded to steam have been deleted

sorry chuddies 'n 'teens, it's over for you troons!
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FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT GIVE HIM A KEY
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DOCTOOOOOOOS
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Froooot, is the steam break over? What's taking the steam jannies so long?
Tell them to speed up. You WiLL send them ze build again!!
The game NEEDS to release on January 6 if it wants to not be coal
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So how will the fnaf community react to this game? Will they complain that it's heckin unwholesome or will it slide under their radar?
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this game is too hard
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CALLING ALL 'BLOX DEVELOPERS! HELP CREATE FNAC: UCN!

You heard it right. Me (and one other 'teen) have started making Five Night's at Cobson's: Ultimate Cobson Night. With the collective effort of a few other developers, we believe we can make this game just as good (if not better) than FNAC.

>why on 'blox?

Roblox allows for a 3D environment and easy coding. Albeit the only downside is having to water down the game so it doesn't break TOS.

>how do I apply to be a developer?

Contact me at with some of your past work. (since the word f1ter is a n1gger I had to replace the O in sоy with a lookalike)

>when will it come out?

Hopefully March next year. THOUGH we want to bring (you) the best experience possible, so it may be delayed a few times.

Pic rel is what we have of the office so far.
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FRROOOOOOOTTTTT. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO DA QUEEN OF COBSONS
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leaked jumpsacar
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FROOOOOOOT GIVE ULTRADAN A PRESS KEY NOWWWWW
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any ideas to spice up the demo?
fun challenge ideas?
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nobody cares about your nothingburger of a game. its not even original, just some fnaf clone. do better
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We should shill FNAC

We should beg FNAF e-celebs into making videos on FNAC. I think that would be funny
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delete this retarded unfunny board
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Gonna sell a rizzillion copies thanks to me now

Tuber that makes videos can make bunch if money off us
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steam support are a bunch of niggers

my original support ticket:
<My build has been on review for over 3 weeks and steam support has stopped replying to my ticket. are you on holiday or something? if so when are you going to be back in office? thank you!"
their zogged and awesome response
>Hi,

>Your app requires an additional review and may take longer than the expected 2-3 business days. You should receive an email once we have reviewed the build or store page for this app."

>yeah we will ghost you for weeks because erm its heckin antisemiterino
i fucking wrote 5 times over THREE FUCKING WEEKS and no reply, they just ghost you while they review your game
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Finally, it had come to release on steam soon
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Gem Defenders

Im working on a heckin kino soygame that you mightve already heard of called Gem Defenders: Soyjak Survivors. Froot gave me permission to make a thread, on here i'll be posting updates & answering questions.
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SML Movie: Five Nights At Cobson's!
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Why was the game originally taken down from itch.io?
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contribute to FNAC

FNAC dev here, a few months ago we made a voiceline contribution thread that yielded good results, a lot of audio in the game comes from that thread. Since we're working on post-release content we decided to do another one.
you WILL now write mutt voicelines for DOLL to record
mp3s attached so you can get a feel of how it will sound
YES THE GAME HAS BEEN FINISHED FOR MONTHS NOW BUT GETTING PUBLISHED ON STEAM IS TAKING AGES BECAUSE GABE IS A KIKE (ITS DA JOOS)
THIS IS NOT A Q&A THREAD WE WILL MAYBE MAKE ONE WHEN THE GAME RELEASES (TWO MORE WEEKS)
TL;DR: write gemmy mutt lines for a mutt character. No need to vocaroo yourself unless you got an Appalachian/Kentucky accent or whatever
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what is the music that plays in the game over screen
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Guys I don't think we're getting this game

>its been finished for months

>the guy has submitted support tickets that steam isn't going to respond to
>steam review checkers are a bunch of kike niggers

It's over.
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Is fnac graphics rendered in real time or pre rendered like fnaf
R: 3 / I: 0
You mentioned post release content, what will it be ?
>Moderino support?
>New characters, lore?
>A HECKIN battlepass!!??!
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what will be the price of fnac ? i think it should be 5 $ no more than the original fnaf game
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does anyone know anything about the mutty mutt's image? not to sound like a schizo but i think it might've been inspired by a raisinpost i made when i was 16
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Add a mymy jumpscare
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what did you chuds think of the 'naf movie?
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>froot said FNAC would be a new year's special
>the steam page doesnt even have a release date
face it, FNAC is never coming out. the entire game was nothing more then a plot by Froot to datamine unsuspecting chuds with the "demo" (actually a reskin of a malware that inserts hidden 'p into all your files) so they call sell it all to China in the name of the Goyem.
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It's not even a real game. the demo is a modification of another fnaf fan game from game jolt: https://gamejolt.com/games/Trumplocation/439586
So basically yeah it's never coming out and it's so over
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Will there be sequel if the game makes enough jewbucks?
R: 4 / I: 1

Video essay found.

Someone made a a “video essay” on the game or something
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FNAC rootkit

This raisins gonna be actual malware isn't it? Do you honestly trust software made by some random good boy?
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The game has been substantially delayed and will come out in maybe January-February of 2024 on a little known site called "Dint" which is exclusively accessible through Tor, because Steam 'nished not only santa claus's account but also his IP and office IP. The DLC will also be made completely free as Dint only permits free hosting.
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FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT IT HAS LITERALLY BEEN TWO WEEKS ALREADY YOU RETARDED FUCKING MONGREL FUCKING LAUNCH THE STUPID GAME ALREADY
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its been 2 weeks will the game be out soon
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we should add Five Nights at Cobson's to this wiki
https://the-fnaf-fan-game.fandom.com/wiki/The_FNAF_Fan_Game_Wikia
R: 3 / I: 1
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, WHAT TIME WILL FNAC COME OUT ON TOMORROW??? I NEED TO BE THERE THE MOMENT IT RELEASES!!!
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DEVS CAN I GET THE NIGHT 2 MINIGAME MUSIC MP3 PLEASE?

I like the song alot could I please get the mp3?
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SoyToy box told me to deliver presents toing you
R: 5 / I: 1
https://gamejolt.com/p/easter-egg-time-in-december-payjbxmv

YOU WILL SUBMIT THE IDEA OF ADD FIVE NIGHT AT COBSON'S AS EASTER EGG IN NEW FNATI GAME
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I took a picture of it right here and it is very rare and I should get an award for finding it please and thank you
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Oh also one more thing that I noticed was in Cobson's death screen it uses a version of Evilson where he seems to have a shirt on, as opposed to the correct version would have him be shirtless.
R: 1 / I: 1

DEVS FIX GAME

I GOT TO NIGHT 2 MINI GAME TWICE IN A ROW AND THE GAME CRASHED PLEASE FIX.
R: 2 / I: 0

ITS NEVER COMING OUT

THE GAME DOESNT EXIST SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
R: 5 / I: 1
make sure you add a skin economy and paid crate drops
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DEVS CAN YOU MAKE IT SO FINGER BOY HAS A DIFFERENT SOUND EFFECT AT THE VENT.

DEVS I Let your heart be bright!D AT 5 AM BECAUSE FINGER BOY CAME FROM MY VENT AND I COULDNT CHECK VENT CAMS BECAUSE good boy WAS IN MY ROOM AND I Let your heart be bright!D I WOULD SUGGEST A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SOUND TO COME FROM THE LEFT.
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Will there be steam achievies?
R: 5 / I: 2
who is this obsessed DRM-shilling snowman
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FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT REPLACE THE OLD TRAILER ON THE STEAM PAGE
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sHe's right you know. therE's no such thing as a dev sLavery camP and yoU shouldnt believe theSe kinds of lies
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enter code 2021 for golden cob jumpscare

enter code 2021 for golden cob jumpscare
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fnfpedo

oh hell naw only in ohio ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8-zHJGXGI
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Chud enters office even when I turn off light

I turn off my light but he still jumpscared me although I did use flashlights anyhelp?
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>everyone I dont think I can buy FNAC when it comes out I am genuinely to scared to play it and I feel very scared whenever power goes out. im sorry
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>I'm taking a nap, wake me up when the game releases.
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>what if someone made a garry's mod map festive on the FNAC asoylum…
>DUUUDE, wouldn't that be cool?
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FROOOOOOOOOT IS IT ACTUALLY GOING TO BE 2 MORE WEEKS UNTIL WE CAN ACTUALLY BUY FNAC OR IS THAT JUST A JOKE???
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niggers and such

so yeah steam actually trolled us and they pushed back the release I THINK, so it might release before friday. but this is the last "promised deadline". I cant wait for more steam cucking, so i wont even try to pretend like the deadline they give me is real. i have been fighting them over a month to do this raisin.
Sooner or later VVE VVILL RELEVSE
R: 7 / I: 2

FNAC greenrunning

Night 2 You have no gifts under your christmas tree mode greenrun with 99% power remaining

if its somehow possible to get God tier rng so that fingerboy never shows up then I think 100% might be doable but I think its probably coded so that he always shows up at least once
R: 2 / I: 0
I need a sprite sheet of every character from the game that we have so far. It's important pls trust
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FNAC Ultimate Custom Night 'jaks

>you post contains too many lines!!!!
i will post them all as replies, there are 26 'elfs in total
R: 9 / I: 2
it's never coming out is it
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FNAC release

btw fnac will be released as soon as steam allows me to (Currently it seems like itll be at best december 11th). Sorry chuddies but steam is rulecucked and loves tax info so it took a bit. Anyways the achievements work and you can show off to all your friends. Game comes with avatars to pick from too. and yes its "the full game". also the next update is already ready to release for christmas, so stay tuned because FNAC isnt dead.
R: 30 / I: 7

FNAC; UCN Office

About a week ago, I made a bread on a hypothetical FNAC; UCN character selector screen. I also made an office (made in roblox albeit) to go along with it. To better refine the office concept, I drew it in gimp. Pics provided are the results
R: 3 / I: 0
can someone make steam banners and boxart and that kinda stuff for FNAC
FROOOOOT RELEASE THIS EARLY
R: 4 / I: 2
If FNAC ever needs promo art, I'll gladly volunteer to provide it. I'm a drawfag who will work for free
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parody this for FNAC 2 theme song
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sequel needs a stylized theme like this one
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1111 GET!!

Can you add Soytan in the next update?
R: 4 / I: 2

fnac demo 20 mode beaten

I modded the demo to max aggression, all enemies active on the same night and all active from 12am
https://youtu.be/hpDBFAoc-c8
R: 14 / I: 3
FROOOOOOOT PUT THE GAME ON SALE WHEN IT RELEASES!!!!!! EARLY ADOPTER SALES ARE LE HECKIN' KINO!!!!!!
R: 5 / I: 1

I saw 'olden 'plier

FROOT! COMFIRM THIS. When I was was playing FNACs demo, I got jumpscared by Golden'Plier. Unfortunately due to the troonjak blocking my view, I could only see his feet, or something… After that, when he jumpscared me, it crashed the game. In conclusion this is my witness of golden 'plier.
R: 4 / I: 0
make fnac 3 take place in kolyma hq and have zombified aids-ridden kuz instead of springtrap
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Will we get a gift if we beat cobson's 5th night??
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>13:20, 4 December 2023 EszettDoll talk contribs changed visibility of 35 log events on Special:Log: content hidden, edit summary hidden and username hidden
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Lore question

Will there be a FNAC-equivalent to William Afton? An evil fellow who works behind the scenes? I theorize it could be Dr. Soystein, though it could be anyone's guess as to who it might be.. or if there will even be a hidden antagonist.
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what 'jaks do you guys think would be in a five nights at cobson's version of ultimate custom night? what mechanics do you think they would have?
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Poopjak
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Music Used.

I am curious to what all the music samples are for feraljaks pad.
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Also Froot, I'd be careful regarding some not-so happy 'ter users trying to mass-report FNAC out of pure rage relating to a completely unrelated topic.
This isn't gonna work but I thought I'd inform you and your dev team just in case.
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froot release the game already so i can spend wagecoins on it
R: 0 / I: 0
Give me your phone. Let me see your Photos app
R: 5 / I: 0
I can never finish the first night. Am I too stupid or too old?
R: 20 / I: 2
would the next soyveloper project be a caca version of who's your daddy?
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'plier

Hey in the event that Markiplier tries to sue/strike (or something along those lines) you (Froot/Soydev/whoever thoughbeit) for using his voice in the first night of the game, I can do a good 'plier impression just in case he does not want his voice being used in FNAC.
R: 4 / I: 1
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WHEN THE GAME COMING OUT??? FUCKING TELL US ALREADYYYYYY!!!
R: 11 / I: 3
Five nights at cobsons 2 Idea!
Picrel is the office
a computer with windows thrembo on it.
AND a green arrow.

Enemies
>Troonjak
Xe is the normal troon, but xe has learned hacking skills. when she gets into your office, she will change your computer OS to linux, making it unusable. shut the door on xer so xe goes away.
>Soyjak
When he gets into your office, use the green arrow, it will hurt his feelings.
>Cobson
Just cobson.. he will break into your window if you shut the door on him, just turn off the lights when he appears to avoid any damage
>Golden Cobson
Will randomly appear on your laptop as a file, delete the file before he appears in your office and kills you.
>The Doll
Doll, the previous phone guy from FNAC, is now possessing a stitched doll toy, if xe shows up at your door, close it immediately!

there are my ideas
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HELLLPPPP

I NEED HELP WITH THE FIRST NIGHT OF FNAC PLZ SEND VIDS AND GUIDES ON THIS THREAD!!!!!
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what are all the songs from feraljak's tablet?
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I’m too sexy for my shirt
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STEAM CIU Suggestions

I need suggestions on how to further CIU the FNAC page without getting 'nished for being too chuddy
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>this attraction is greaat
>so many troons I can raaape
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some people are making fnac concepts now so heres my idea:
-fnac 1 (obviously)
-fnac soot's location:
would take place in an even deeper underground
level of the asylum that holds extreme patients
like:
-soot
-kuz
-lemonjak
-babies
-jannies that went insane
-amerimutts
-cobson (moved in after the incidents)
and maybe a couple of others
take inspiration from fnaf sl and make it so that
we can move around but there should be some
interesting night that would be spent in an
office like normal fnaf (maybe the first night is like that but on the second one some incident happens and you have to escape and do other work idk)
-fnac custom night
so yeah combine all the jaks from both previous games and make a couple new ones and make a custom night game
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will it have cobson's dick on display?
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Who is William Afton of FNAC, though? Is it Kuz?