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my original support ticket:
<My build has been on review for over 3 weeks and steam support has stopped replying to my ticket. are you on holiday or something? if so when are you going to be back in office? thank you!"
their zogged and awesome response
>Hi,

>Your app requires an additional review and may take longer than the expected 2-3 business days. You should receive an email once we have reviewed the build or store page for this app."

>yeah we will ghost you for weeks because erm its heckin antisemiterino
i fucking wrote 5 times over THREE FUCKING WEEKS and no reply, they just ghost you while they review your game

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>>2825
Would you consider another platform for distribution of FNAC, with how Valve doesn’t seem to want to host it?

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>>2825
Just keep sending tickets they'll have to reply to you with a human instead of a bot at some point. I don't think swastikas would be an issue(aren't they all drawn wrong anyway?), maybe in the past when you had to censor them for Germany but I don't think that has been an issue in years.

>>2826
yeah lel partner with qofficial.net

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>>2826
footy froo can't do this because he wants sharty users to wear their support on their profiles on steam

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>>2825
What's the plan? What to do now?

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>Stickying three of your own posts on the same board

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>>2827
Remember that nu-wolfenstein has normal drawn swastikas though

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>>2834
Froot is perfectly within his rights as admin to do so A24. You needn't be so cruel in mocking him when you do much the same after viewing a kino such as Everything Everywhere All At Once.

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guarantee you a campo santo hire on steam janny duty that day took one look at it and put you right on the pay no mind list

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Still the holiday season, calm down geg

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>>2825
Calm down froot, check your email to see if they responded

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build your own site for the game

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>>2863
Good idea, he should buy this domain that I found:
https://soyjak.party/

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>>2827
steam doesnt have bot replies, only humans

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>>3217
Froot I have a theory, some tranny janny is mad that he can't ban the game so he's ghosting you indefinetely to keep the game in limbo

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>>3217
Can you send a screencap to prove you didn't make this all up to get out of delivering your game?

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>>2825
Send screencap of message (blur/censor anything that's sensitive) we need to know if this information is peered reviewed and backed by science

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> are you on holiday or something?

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>>2825
all of this is because of the 2 seconds in the trailer showing the tranny hanging

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>>3236
steam support are all troons who -ACKed xhemselves

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>>3229
ive sent proof a trillion times but here it goes again

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>>3244
Here's the plan froot, remove the troon from the game and send the build again, then after the game releases, you add it back in a patch

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>>3244
they obviously want you to remove the tranny from the game, so simply add a low effort substitute to him for the game to be greenlit and patch it back

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>>3246
>>3248
the tranny was never the issue, the problem was the swastikas that were poorly drawn on the chud. the steam jannies asked for a version of the game that was "completed" so they could "look at potentially mature content"
They couldnt beat the game to get all the endings so they needed us to send them a completed build. the tranny wasnt an issue because xhe only appears on night 1 so its easy to verify.

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>>3250
make an easy mode and put a big heart where the swastikas are!!! ^_^

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Raid valve hq then rape Gabe Newell and threaten him to finish the review

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>>3250
Would it be possible to do what other 'teens were suggesting for the troon for the chud's fail swastika? Or would that just be too far in at this point and more be something you guys should have done when first submitting the build?

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RIP

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>>3252
do this now

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YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER GOYIM KIKE FAGGOT GREEDY MONKEY JUST HOST THE GAME ON ANOTHER SERVICE STOP BEING A FAGGOT NIGGER KIKE

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>>3272
Im from the year 2030 5 FNAC games worth have been developed but none of them have come out and their have only been the first FNAC trailer. This is because Gabe Newells son becomes trans and makes it xher mission to ensure FNAC never comes out anywhere. Maybe you guys can prevent this future

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could you guys host it on Epic? I haven't used it ever I just know it exists they're probably niggers too

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>>2825
>14 days ago
Any news since then? I joked about 2 more weeks stuff but I don't actually want this thing to become a 2 more weeks meme

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>>3284
i hate to say it but its gonna keep being TVVO MORE VVEEKS because thats how steam jannies function. Remember, the demo was ready for fucking halloween, and weve been submitting builds and making the requested changes since november 3rd

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>>3297
Steam jannies must be actively messing with you



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