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How do I make a lot of shekels?

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>>12478 (OP)
trick da goyim

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>>12478 (OP)
Usery

 β„–12529

I wish I was jewish. Imagine all the business connections you would have

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Have lots money first

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Prey on dumb young men's insecurities, sell them a product to deal with them. Doesn't even have to be a product nowadays, can just be a course. (And it doesn't even have to work)



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 β„–12675[Reply]

At what age did you realized that literally 95% of people will not make it and why?
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>>12731
>>12732
>>12733
you calling anyone dysgenic? lol

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>>12741
Most people today are dysgenic. If you are average or below, you are dysgenic because modern people lack proper hormones which resulted in improper physical development. For a good example of what I am saying, look at zoomer-centric movies such as the Unicorn and Talk to Me and Alien: Romulus. If you cannot notice the dysgenic features in people under 25, idk what to tell you.

50 years ago, the average man looked better than the average man today. And being average as a man is very grim. Even the beta males 50 years ago looked more normal and masculine than the beta males today.

Literally look at pics of a person under 25 today, and what his grand pa looked like. You can see the huge decline in hormones.

Also, would you rather be an average man or a 30 year old female?

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>>12741
I am calling most people dysgenic or gross looking. It is like this, 90% of people over 30 are unfit and gross looking and have let themselves go. All people under 25 lack functioning hormones which leads to improper development.

You can browse tiktok, instagram, facebook whatever and look at 1000s of people under 25. They all look fucked up.
Males look fucked due to hormones, girls look fucked due to hormones + make up at an early age plus bad genes causing accelerated aging.

Zoomers aging like raisin is a well known phenomenon.

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Bump

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>>12675 (OP)
18 i took bbc(legally) first time ..

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bump



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 β„–12640[Reply]

In fact, i even got some DLC to add do to recent events of that Nazi bitch calling a little black toddler the N-word. Save this. In the coming monrhs and years, as crypto becomes more engrained in the global capital hegemony, your countries will adopt one of these three social policies.

1:
>Reddit economy. Enjoy bargaining before you even see your first pay check WHAT you're paid in as "it's a private crypto sweaty" becomes the front argument to rug pull and do mobster protectionism. You'll be denied paying your groceries because pepe coin is Nazi raisin, but Aldis denied big chungus coin because it's woke crap. Obviously big names like bitcoin or something most people are like Christian coin will carry less volatility. But not guaranteed.

2:
>Lottery economy. Imagine instead of 15 per hour you were paid 15 scratch offs. You could work one day and retire or 20 years not have raisin. Random class disparity secures the GDP as states hate volatile markets, and want you doing the maximum amount of output.

3 DLC package turd position:
>Otherwise known as the Robby Rotten or return of the Rabbi Jedi economy. Debt worked for a hundred years under neo liberalism and they're not going down without a fight. Reconstructing the debt based economy into you're given a trust card that has no limit. A credit card basically that lets YOU determine when and if you spend and you may face criminal penalties when you go over but they never tell you what's over because there isn't. They know most people are good goys, or at least scared goys who won't go buying boats and yacts. Your grocery bill or even college education isn't gonna pop the bubble. If anything it'll make it bigger. But they want you to live in paranoia and the bear never leave it's cave. The one or two examples they make out of some black kid they'll spin and make excuses for. It's nonsense. It's just the fear of punishment instead of any tangible effects. That's why i call it Robby Rotten "what do i owe you?" "Nothing…it's for free"

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>>12640 (OP)
these creatures they are letting in are way too stupid for crypto

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>>12640 (OP)
Have you seen the Trampsta vid? I like it.
>no pedo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfe-bw3TVqM



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 β„–12716[Reply]

DEAD NIGGER BABY BOARD

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Crungo board, actualmente

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>>12716 (OP)

i would post more but now you made me feel like i might be bringing nigger babies back to life if i do



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You gave the composite man all of your Ethereum, didn’t you?

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>>12342 (OP)

no i spent it on digital cats to outsmart him

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>>12406
All they had to do to jack your eth was draw some cats.

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Damn, I posted this weeks ago and it’s still up, with no new replies.

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>>12715
i dont believe in the composter man i dont think he is real and this is a lawnmower man board



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Loser lol
/biz/, what is your opinion?

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My opinion is that California is the best blink 182 album

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>>12860 (OP)
I just prefer the weather.

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>>12875
The roads are underrated in the rich areas. Very good weather so the roads are nice.
In my country, the roads are always fucked due to the weather.

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>>12860 (OP)
Places like California and New York City have problems but the real estate value speaks for itself. They are amazing places to live if you can afford it with money to spare

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>>12884
Exactly, this.
It is always hilarious when people say "I wouldnt want to live there, it is raisin" while not being able to afford it even if they wanted to.

Like yeah, LA and NYC is raisin over all, but the 1% areas? Those are the areas that you are supposed to think about. My city is raisin too, but the 1% areas? Nice.

Also, it makes senses most people talk raisin while not being to afford it, apparently 97% of Americans cannot a 1M home in a raisintier part of LA.



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Should I invest in bitcoin (very serious)

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Yes, you should.



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4chan biz I’m convinced has become a full blown psyop against them. Maybe large interests are involved I dunno. But the entire board is 24/7 demoralization. They only allow large caps like Link etc which of course aren’t going to 100x. Then it’s oh this bull market is the worst ever. The message seems to be move all your raisincoins into Bitcoin which is fucking dumb at this stage of the cycle as btc has maybe a 2x left while solid hot narrative alts are mooning right now.


Maybe it’s cause the board is Redditors now who simply call anything out off the top 100 a raisincoin or a scam when the way to make money in crypto was always to find the low cap gems that would become large caps. The board fucking bans you for mentioning any of them. That fucking board I’m convinced is about destroying anyone who uses it now. Which is sad cause it’s where I made most of my gains over the years. It’s fucked.

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>>12872 (OP)

I got a warning for commenting on the pic Op posted in a /biz/ thread today. The pic was a sexy Latina woman spreading her legs with clothes on. I said, "Does AOC send pics to people who voted for her?"

Clearly, there is one side of the aisle that does not want to follow civilized laws and rules. Commenting on a pic that the original poster provided is NOT off-topic. It is very ON-topic. I don't even live near the east coast USA. I could not care less about AOC's actual political beliefs. For a brief moment while I was high last night, I actually thought it was AOC. I'll continue to work on my issues. tld;nr

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>>12872 (OP)
Glow niggers got visibly upset when i said just stop paying your credit cards. Like still use them, but force the Jews to turn it off, which means moreso you don't gotta pay them.
>but…but it'll hurt your credit!
I don't care. You kike me i kike you. That's how this works. You'll forget in two weeks. Legally you'll have too in seven years. Besides, worst case scenario is "you can't steal from the same sucker twice"

>You'll get sued!

Actually wouldn't. Because that's a net loss paying attorneys, trying to file a court date and raisin. If i get a court date i don't even have to show if i reverse uno them with a cease and desist proclaiming it's harassment and i expect compensation if i keep being bothered.

At the end of the day, the glow nigger had to concede the only way he knows how. Pretending he has any morality saying he'd personally never do it and just ignoring me.

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Well, enjoy your 2 days off, wagies.
See you on Monday!

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Grim.

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>>12659 (OP)
I work the hardest on weekends so I call myself slavy

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Bump….

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BUMP!!
Enjoy your weekend, wagies

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>>12859
you are the sole reason this /biz/ died. if i wanted to read faggot jeet demoralisation posts ill go to 4chan.

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How is your weekend, wagies?



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HOW THE HELL DO I FIND A JOB IN AUSTIN TX

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>>12735 (OP)
apply on linkedin

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>HOW THE HELL DO I FIND A JOB IN AUSTIN TX

Consider becoming trans

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>HOW THE HELL DO I FIND A JOB IN AUSTIN TX
kneepads



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 β„–12844[Reply]

Now that all the FUD surrounding the project like
> wen muh mainnet
was destroyed by Pouya, and they are launching mainnet in June, what's your excuse for now buying KNS?
This could pull a LINK anytime.

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>>12844 (OP)

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I’m holding. Could be a wild card. The dev is clearly very smart so the platform will fund investors eventually.

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>>12853
Smart move. Yeah, the dev is autistically smart but the product is really solid. Being more enterprise-oriented, it is way better positioned than, let's say, a generic L1 like 100 others out there. The setbacks and delays affected the project price-wise, but Pouya will launch the mainnet anyway. With Swiss funding and everything else, I think big partnerships and growth will come later this year.



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Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions).
THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick start the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it.

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I don't have sex at all, but here's a revolutionary idea: join us and install Haircomb! Say goodbye to traditional currencies and embrace the future of transactions. With Haircomb, you'll experience a stylish and seamless way to pay. It's time to make a bold statement and be part of the movement. Install Haircomb today and be a trendsetter in the world of currency.



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my comb will be able to comb even the most thickest of volume full hair
all hair will be combed by her.


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