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 №13839[Reply]

I'm telling you because I love you. Buy and hold $soy with us. Don't let the tourists get in cheap.

We're 4x from where we took over.

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 №13021[Reply]

mods are totally unhinged, got banned for posting news from a certified place, hate that fucking raisin, so I will be here for a month or more fucking 4 cheese and the trannie jannies
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 №13044

>mods are totally unhinged, got banned for posting news from a certified place, hate that fucking raisin, so I will be here for a month or more fucking 4 cheese and the trannie jannies

Idk what controls mods have but they made it so I couldn't post in my own thread after a few replies. I could post in other threads but if I tried in the thread I made after clicking "Post" no comment would appear. They hate legitimate discussion about anything.

I made a thread on /biz/ about how there hasn't been any real advanced DEFI protocols in a while. I sifted through every top chain looking at about 500 tokens on probably 8 different chains and 95% was either MEMEs or AI that don't actually really do anything.

Maybe I'll remake the thread here.

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>>13025
who else remembers when all the /biz/raelis said they would stay

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>>13060
I member.

 №13836

>post that 4chan jannies shoulld probably stop being dicks when they got hacked once already
>permaban: no post cited
>no cops ever show up to my door
>try to phonepost
>captcha endlessly resets
4chan is going to die one way or another, they don't seem to understand at all the reason why people hate them in the first place. All there is is their own narcissistic need to control everything like reddit or discord mods.

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>>13060
4chan /biz/ is also slow though, and full of retards.

 №13838

>>13025
>>13026
>"censor"
>get banned randomly on 4chan because "post contains banned text"
People who have a weird fetish for getting raped by 4chan jannies are actually insane. Especially since it's 2025 and not 2008 and 4chan sucks now.


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 №13115[Reply]

it has been a very long time since /biz/ launched a true memecoin that sends to millions of mcap. i had this idea to relaunch an old /biz/ coin that went decently far last year. i'm sure some of you remember it. the content is normie friendly too. if there are enough people that are interested i will start a tg to discuss. apu was the last major /biz/ runner and i think we can do it again.
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 №13782

>>13781
Im in, only if you dont farm me and I actually make money.

 №13783

>>13781
Can we use session? telegram is for jeets.

 №13790

>>13781

i want a link to it

 №13791

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>>13781

 №13799

it's not my launch but a bunch of /biz/ is in the tg

t dot me/+ArW-KnQnrNRhMTJk

 №13832

I swear you posted this same thread 2-3 months ago, you fucking faggot.


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 №13809[Reply]

Kek Iran gets nuked by Israel goys, $soy up

Soyjak coin just makes so much sense

We’re so early

Pepe is fking 6b

6000 million

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 №13811

I believe in bald man glasses raisincoin

 №13817

Sirs !

 №13820

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I shill this raisincoin here because I want the ‘arty to win.

The reason this coin isn’t 1b is tourists with supply jeet their bags when in any form of profit.

Imagine the controllers of supply are people like me who makes soyjak their whole identity online. We would never sell.
I sure won’t until we are flipping 4cvck memes like $apu

 №13831

I just want to die if WW3 starts, but I don't think anything will happen at this point.


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 №13792[Reply]

What if we could make the ‘rty rich?

Liquidity is rotating to established memes

$Pepe is at 5.2B
$Wojak is at 35M
$Bobo is at 35M
$giga is 260M

$Soy is at 275k.
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 №13815

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The problem is that takes money. We broke n shiet

 №13825

>The problem is that takes money. We broke n shiet

All those coins mentioned in the OP got to where they are solely from raiding whales on xitter. The price up 2x right now from a bunch of us doing this.

We're literally making posting soyjaks financially rewarding.

 №13826

Ah

Yes

Truly

Organic

Shilling

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 №13829

No airdrop = scam

 №13830

I am in chud and soy, will message you after I am broke.


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 №13828[Reply]

Jaks, I am worried I am not diversified and will die poor.

I put all $100 of my net worth into

Soyjak on Sol
4G3kNxwaA2UQHDpaQtJWQm1SReXcUD7LkT14v2oEs7rV

Chud on Sol
6yjNqPzTSanBWSa6dxVEgTjePXBrZ2FoHLDQwYwEsyM6

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 №13822[Reply]

Are you paying attention?

 №13823

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anything is possible in crypto

and I firmly believe Soyjak is next to go from 500k to 200m then 6.9b

 №13824

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If you are exposed to any type of crypto at all, please hold at least SOME soyjak coin.

4cvck has $apu, we have $soy.

Soyjak is culturally more relevant than the frog.

Imagine how high soyjak could go with the coins in the right hands. Hold this with us.


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 №13819[Reply]

Just vacuumed the 2nd floor and stairs, tired now.
I have no idea how wagies go to work every fucking day.
Also, enjoy your 2 days off, I guess..

 №13821

pics before and after or it didn't happen. also, vacuum model and serial number for the data miners


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 №13076[Reply]

The more I think about it the crazier it is

We’re entering a time where USD will collapse to 0

So we’re looking at gold bitcoin silver stocks and the likes

But a new currency class will have to emerge as things need a basis of value to be compared against once USD loses its concept

We will have a world where transactions are carried in soy, and the elites of the world use soy to pay for things

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 №13096

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>The more I think about it the crazier it is
>
>We’re entering a time where USD will collapse to 0
>
>So we’re looking at gold bitcoin silver stocks and the likes
>
>But a new currency class will have to emerge as things need a basis of value to be compared against once USD loses its concept
>
>We will have a world where transactions are carried in soy, and the elites of the world use soy to pay for things
>
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 №13818

But !


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 №13068[Reply]

I think these guys are on to something

Like what if it’s the next Pepe

We have more memes and better memes than Pepe

We took down 4cvck

They hate us cause they ain’t us

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 №13069

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I've been following the xitter for a while now after seeing a decent amount of soysphere mutuals.

 №13070

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I’m a long time holder of this, got raped by cabal tourists that I will name and shame when this runs again, but I think it VVILL run again.

The entirety of CT, especially the FNF faggots on Soylana is exactly what we make fun of.

Soyjak on soylana is just too obvious. The community is small understandably because it’s dust right now but those remaining are here for the culture. Let’s take back what should have been ours in the first place.

 №13072

another murad scam i see.

 №13812

Without plebittors and normie tubers shilling this coin is Just another indian scam

 №13816

I bought sirs !


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 №13733[Reply]

the meme is that there is no meme,
just natasha combing her hair with a 21 toothed comb
the big brains behind the project have it all figured out
once quantum computers emerge, most crypto projects will go under

Nations will adopt haircomb as their currency

 №13814

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I feel like I understand what this image is trying to tell me. Am I right to hear what it so loudly proclaims?


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 №13773[Reply]

people structure their entire life around work. their personalities and interests, what kind of car they drive, what kind of clothes they wear, how they style their appearance, where they live, when they wake up and go to sleep, how many children they have, etc

"grown ass" adults who allow their lives to be governed from ages 18 to 65 by the whims of business entities (and defend the right of these entities to do so) that would just as soon cut them loose, deny their health insurance, break up their families, etc. if an opportunity for cheaper labor presented itself

is there a more cucked proposition than having a j*b?
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 №13796

>>13795
So like a commission based job.

 №13797

>>13796
Nah it's salary, it's just not much work so I can usually complete all my week's tasks in a couple hours here and there and then pretend like it took longer

 №13798

>>13797
Hm..ok..yeah..about that…you're going to have to come to the office 3 days a week from now on

 №13800

>>13795
What is the job title? I want a neetjob too

 №13803

>>13800
too bad, get back to work, wagie

 №13808

>>13798
Still comfy thus far
>>13800
3d Animator


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 №12683[Reply]

How was your 2 days off, Wagie? Reminder that 8-4 is actually 7-5 since you cannot teleport to work. Back to work, Wagie!
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 №13749

Amazon just announced it will be replacing all of its drivers with robotic delivery drivers. they will roll up in AI cars and get out and bring the package to your front door like a human. not even kidding.
so many people will be out of work soon. no jobs, no wives or kids. just people living on the streets. replaced by servant robots in 20 years or less.

 №13763

>>13749
> no wives
Not everyone's goal is to find a girl and shack up with her 24/7, bro.

 №13780

>>13730
Fun is like 90% of my motivation to do my work. The good thing is: if I don't like the work I get or have to do, I just give it to an apprentice to do as training.

 №13784

>>13730
> However i fear that without the discomfort of work i would lose the joy out of the other things i do
Washing dishes, mowing lawn, brushing teeth etc becomes work and is a chore.

 №13785

>>13780
Wow, I really do interact with lots of blue collar, rural and the like online. People with funny non big city accents also.

 №13788

>>13730
Other things become work, like for me right now, when I walk to the kitchen, I will have to rinse pots and clean up the crumbs on my table.


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 №13674[Reply]

niggers, how do i stop wagecucking and stop worrying about work? i want to neet just like you.

i hate work, just like everybody else on this website
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 №13769

>>13766
Nothing was mentioned about black people…

 №13770

i hate working and being poor. i prefer not working and being poor.

 №13771

>>13765
Why did you use that pic to represent me…?
You said you are progressive economically.
so you are a socialist
You want rich people to pay more taxes and all that poor people stuff

 №13772

>>13770
I wonder what times were like 50 years ago. Were the poors back then as bitter and envious of the haves?
I copefarm reddit and youtube, and there are entire genres of "haves vs have nots" content.

 №13777

>>13772
i think historically poors where always envious. religion was just cope back in the day, now with no religion being in place, people are offing themselves becuase if your not rich your fucked.

 №13787

>>13777
Maybe, but the poors didn't get to see how the rich lived, the king or lords did not post their drawings of their daily lives all over the town square.


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 №12465[Reply]

I have to go to the laundromat tomorrow. They’re all depressing raisinholes, with the charm of a bus station bathroom.

I think I could make a fun one with arcade games and fun aesthetics, so people would be excited to pay a little extra to do their laundry.
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 №12533

>>12482
Or just sell bear spray anyways so people can spray the loitering crackheads

 №12543

>>12533
That makes sense.

 №12619

>I have to go to the laundromat tomorrow. They’re all depressing raisinholes, with the charm of a bus station bathroom.
>

Are you part of the illiminati stealing my ideas through my smartphone? I had the exact same idea not long ago and was telling my mother back home about it. You could put vending machines, a smoothie/ coffvve (bowel cancer) bar in the corner etc. A pool table or arcade games or even lay out a couple of twister maps and a cocktail bar and really make it a lively experience. People could have somewhere just to hang out and do their laundry.
>I think I could make a fun one with arcade games and fun aesthetics, so people would be excited to pay a little extra to do their laundry.

 №12772

Just keep it clean and keep the machines working. The number one reason people tell me they come to my laundromat is because its cleaner than the other ones in the area. If you have a machine that's out of order, people worry that the machine beside it will break down too. Other than that, just let it do its thing. You can work on the the aesthetics if you want, but I don't think it will increase your profits. I would advise against arcade games. Trust me, you don't want to give people any other reason to hang out in your laundromat other than to do their laundry.

 №12812

niggers would ruin it like everything else

 №13751

>>12812
experienced this.
they sat at the back where a table was drinking malt liquor and blaring nigger rap music and I was like "Fuck it, damp clothes go to another laundromat.


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