>>130212 (OP)okay, so I didn't get it at first because I'm a stupid, cisheteronormative chudcel, and to make sure all of you have the RIGHT takaway from this masterpiece hand-crafted by the fairer sex, an explanation is in order
>jacobs ladderthis is a pun on "jacobs ladder" a cut of MEAT (beef short ribs) haha, get it? Its GAY!
>a side of prince albertrefers to a "prince albert piercing", a genital piercing resembling a larger septim piercing with one knob attached. Applied to the foreskin
>tilly bop"Tilly bop is a slang term that refers to a person, often a young woman, who is perceived as promiscuous or immodest, particularly in how they present themselves on social media."
>willfinker conker tingaThis is a hecking deep reference to a wholesome 100, A24, inclusiveee and sexpositive literary masterpiece called "Matpat and Freddy Fazbear have a baby"
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