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"Hello, kiddos! Welcome to Phiono's puppet show, your favorite TV show! Today we are going to talk about something that is very important to me…"
It was like a dream came true for him. After years of being a popular author, writing an encyclopedia full of knowledge from all branches of science and history called "Shit everyboldy cares about", he had been offered the opportunity to star on his very own TV show.
"That was brilliant, Phono. You're a natural speaker. I can't believe you packed so much information about the bronze age in a single 15 minute episode."
While driving his car out of the studio, he listened to Michael Jackson's new sobg, Thriller. Phono liked to keep up witb the latest things, he watched the news eagerly everyday. "I shan't stay behind the times", he thought.
While writing his book, he had learned many things, talked to so many important individuals. The tome he had written was, in a practical sense, the whole sum of human knowledge.
He started coughing in his car, but something wasn't right. He wheezed and couldn't breathe anymore, and when he looked at his hands, they were covered in blood. But then -
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>>13546588do not fix the typos if this is gonna get archived anywhere
it's authoral intent to make it more immersive to the source material (gigas are ESL)
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oh my heckin A24 prequel lore kino
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slowburn kino
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is this yesphono