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There is a game I like to play
I like to hit the town on Friday night
And stay in bed until Sunday
We'll always be this free
We will be livin' for the love we have
Livin' not for reality
It's not my imagination (my imagination)
It's not my imagination (my imagination)
It's not my imagination, it was
Not my imagination (my imagination)
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 β„–13541918[Reply]

pedophiles post images so we should ban images

 β„–13541963

DO THIS

 β„–13542007

ban images
ban text
ban posting
ban replying
ban lurking

 β„–13542082

QUOTE BAN OXYGEN NOOOOOW

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>QUOTE BAN OXYGEN NOOOOOW
genuinely do this



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 β„–13542083[Reply]

hopeless

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 β„–13541931[Reply]

My parents hit me again

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hit them back though

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tell them how that makes you feel and how they can treat you in a better way :)

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deserved

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i'll hit you if you want o algo

 β„–13542078

snca



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 β„–13541728[Reply]

Kind of fucked up that scientolojus voice is so high pitched. I thought he would have a much deeper voice.

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 β„–13542014

Bump

 β„–13542070

xhe sounds like a girl GEG



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 β„–13541861[Reply]

going to get up and take a piss

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alright I'm done

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 β„–13542064

seca dobeit



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 β„–13540321[Reply]

Wat if soytan had a big fat jiggly butt
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>>13540626
I like the hole added for easy pooping

 β„–13541432

Based go up

 β„–13541952

Based.

 β„–13541955

Aryan

 β„–13541978

DAT ASS

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Soycucks what is this…



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 β„–13541465[Reply]

My parents found about the chuddy things I said online and they said they're going to send me to a democrat youth program
what do i do
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up

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>My parents found about the chuddy things I said online and they said they're going to send me to a democrat youth program
>what do i do
They doing good for U…

 β„–13541617

are they trying to make you a faggot

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>>13541478
isn't that just conversion therapy for normal niggas

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>>13541465 (OP)
you can actually get removed from the youth program by the program themselves if you do some shit. so just get into the program, do something to get kicked out, never worry about it again
<redditspace
heres some jeetpt things i found that could work



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 β„–13541921[Reply]

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT: SOYJAK PARTY EMBEDDED IMAGE PROCESSING EMBEDS TAMPER PROOF BIT PARITY BASED TRACKING CODES IN IMAGES UPON UPLOADED BASED ON EDWARD SNOWDEN FOXACID FIVE EYES TRACKING TECHNOLOGY USING EMBEDDED TRACKING CODES IN NEURAL NET PROCESSOR TO TRACK SOYPOSTERS MARKED FOR EXAMINATION BY FIVE EYES FOXACID BASED TRACKING TECHNOLOGY IN CONJUNCTION WITH INTEL MANAGEMENT ENGINE FOR TAO (TAILORED ACCESS OPERATIONS) BRANCH OF NSA GLOBAL TRACKING PROGRAM USING ISPS AND ADVERTISERS AND GOOGLES AND EMAIL PROVIDERS AND PHONE NUMBER PROVIDERS AND MONITOR MAKERS AND BACKDOORED ROOTED NETWORK INTERFACE CARDS TO GET INFORMATION ON SOYTEENS QUOTE TAKEN OVER HOSTAGE MARKED FOR DEATH BY NSA NIGGER PUPPETS FAMILY HOSTAGE SITUATION USING BLACKMAIL RESEARCH PARALLEL CONSTRUCTION ON HOW THE NSA TSO ASTRAL HELL ZOMBIE DEMONS MASQUERADING AS HUMANS WILL GET (YOU) ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO TO USE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AS AN EXAMPLE AGAINST FREESPEECH USING TECHNIQUES FROM COINTELPRO TO SOW DISSENT AND CAUSE CHAOS EMBEDDING TRACKERS IN ALL SOYJAKS ON THE RU RUN NOW EVERY POST IS AN EMBEDDED DATAMINING TRACKER INTEGRITY.WASM IS FROM FOXACID COINTELPRO FIVE EYES TRACKING OPERATION ANT/TAO CATALOG TEXTBOOK TECHNIQUE

 β„–13541962

it's all true…



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 β„–13541958[Reply]

>getting the oreo flag


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 β„–13541894[Reply]

would nietzsche enjoy the sharty?
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 β„–13541911

no he’d probably think we’re all faggots

 β„–13541919

yeah, he was a retarded incel

 β„–13541930

nietzsche if he grew up on the internet would immediately troon out or become a massive chud no inbetween

 β„–13541935

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 β„–13541936

yeah he knows we're a society of ubermensch and would be happy to see it

 β„–13541954

>>13541935
no arrow



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 β„–13541766[Reply]

Is lifelong rape better than being put out of my misery after the initial assault?

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debatable

 β„–13541877

wdym lifelong rape
like you're being raped constantly throughout the years? Or having to live with the rape happening in the past

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>>13541877
If you do the former, you automatically get the latter.

 β„–13541907

ITT we rape OP and see what option xe chooses

 β„–13541929

>>13541877
Lifetime rape sounds like it sucks nigger shit
Imagine the size of your prolapsed anus would be?

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advent-era rapetriot here
the /rape/ liveth still



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 β„–13541902[Reply]

I goon to Randal ivory


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 β„–13541895[Reply]

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I
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CAN
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ETERNITY
I AM 4 FOREVER I AM > ET3RTNAL I CAN POST SO MANY LOOK AT 8 ME I CAN DO IT IM DOING += IT IM DOING YOU YOU CANT STOP ME LOOK AT ME ==


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 β„–13541692[Reply]

How does she stay happy in such trying times?
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 β„–13541717

BBC

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>BBC
This.

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You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet raisin off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.

 β„–13541825

bitch is just a floating head πŸ’€

 β„–13541853

What if she flew into your house award

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>>13541853
I'd chase her out



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