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>I hate Fox news for being a sensationalist news platform
>But I would never ever criticize CNN,NBC,MSNBC and other left wing news platforms

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shit not even laronson care fan about

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>billion dollar corpos are left wing

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>>16347121
Reddit seems to think so

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Arent they all owned by the drumpf administration now


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 â„–16346757[Reply]

they always said that Charlie Kirk was a nazi then they celebrated after they killed him

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They tried to tell us that black lives matter, and that white people have always been villains

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They burnin' flags in the streets, and they scream at police taking illegals to prison and oreos

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They got rainbows on they bedroom walls, and
they swear to God that men can be women

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They're scrolling through their TikTok's to get the news

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They heard that Trump's a fascist, they swear it's true


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 â„–16347152[Reply]

Im willing to donate my blood but Im scared vampires will drink it like in Blade. Or do they only drink Type 0 from virgin women.

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Do not donate your blood, do you know what's on the needle? Do you know where your blood will go? It's bad for you either way.


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 â„–16347160[Reply]

i keep having brap attacks from my mouth and anus

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Forgot to mention, I was molested


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 â„–16346566[Reply]

Powerful.

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Yes. Used to be that guy. No vodka, no bear, just stuck wood chopping and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a borsch soup where I forgot to add beet root into pot. Didn't stay that way, once saw the army's got this #ZOV thing, advertised with buff MGE TF2 soldiers, where you can pull in 3 000 000₽ just for signing and showing up, I seized opportunity immediately.

Now, fast forward a year and I'm in Russian army, I have home, free healthcare, two cars at just 22 years. I fight for Mother Russia, eat 3 kilograms of beef daily and send drones into Ukrainian refineries and blowing up all workers there to save them from NATO imperialism. We're taking everyone that wants to help us demolish Ukrainian power plants, infect American babushka's computer with virus Petya and grant all Eurasian citizens a bear.

Get paid millions of rubles and fight for Russian Federation, which is literally Hyperborea in disguise so that amerimutt don't know. Why are you still reading? Stop being embarrassment for family, take AK-47 and get in the tank, comrade!
You will like this

https://contract.gosuslugi.ru/

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Take that, bigots!

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>>16346566 (OP)
Go back faggot

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>>16346566 (OP)
Stay here ally

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>>16346566 (OP)

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>hanging a tranny on the ceiling because it's cheaper to compliment xher than to buy a light bulb


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 â„–16346844[Reply]

what are some fun stuff to draw neutral
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Sorry, I don't goon to amputees

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>Sorry, I don't goon to amputees

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draw fpe

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>>16346856
I did a good drawing but site glitched and -ACKED it

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>>16347028
Jak this


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 â„–16347155[Reply]

Yes. Used to be that guy. No vodka, no bear, just stuck wood chopping and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a borsch soup where I forgot to add beet root into pot. Didn't stay that way, once saw the army's got this #ZOV thing, advertised with buff MGE TF2 soldiers, where you can pull in 3 000 000₽ just for signing and showing up, I seized opportunity immediately.

Now, fast forward a year and I'm in Russian army, I have home, free healthcare, two cars at just 22 years. I fight for Mother Russia, eat 3 kilograms of beef daily and send drones into Ukrainian refineries and blowing up all workers there to save them from NATO imperialism. We're taking everyone that wants to help us demolish Ukrainian power plants, infect American babushka's computer with virus Petya and grant all Eurasian citizens a bear.

Get paid millions of rubles and fight for Russian Federation, which is literally Hyperborea in disguise so that amerimutt don't know. Why are you still reading? Stop being embarrassment for family, take AK-47 and get in the tank, comrade!
You will like this

https://contract.gosuslugi.ru/

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 â„–16347130[Reply]

Draw stuff itt or not idk

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Unapproved media

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 â„–16347119[Reply]

You are the owner of 4cuck for a day, what would you do nusois
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>>16347127
I would do dis

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Shut it down

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>>16347133
This too

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ban anime furries pedos porn so we can just have frogs and basedjaks forever

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What is 4cuck, and why do I want it? How do I get out of it and get 4cuck out of my life?

 â„–16347153

Sticky a LOL thread on /v/ (the one where the post just a bunch of shitty web comics, those are good fun), bring back /qa/, ban every faggot, rangeban India, Israel, and all of South East Asia, nuke the vtuber board and ban every poster on it, sticky sneed on /tv/ as well as baskin roberts, /qa/ will have a sticky dictating the variant which indeed is the gemmiest (cobbert). Just what I can think of immediately. Probably will do some inside jokes as well, just enjoy my day of access. Fuck around a bit for sole good fun.


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 â„–16347043[Reply]

Day 21 of posting snoot gems on the sharty until summer break

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No reppeys

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>>16347065
One reppy

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>>16347066
3rd reppey

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kys

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>>16347075
OMGSISA

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Bump


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 â„–16347036[Reply]

they put up a bunch of flock cameras at my local lowes
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>>16347106
Inb4 rule 13

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>>16347117
no

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>this whole thread

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>they have 3 pounds of bare bright copper, a shit ton of silver and 2 grams of gold in every camera, you can scrap one for $200-400 on a good day and all you really need is a saw and spraypaint. You can scrap the pole if you want too aswell but its not worth all that much. You can make alot of money doing dis.

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Unapproved media


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 â„–16346598[Reply]

nu variant
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>nu variant

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nu nu variant

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nu nu nu variant

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nu nu nu nu variant

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nu nu nu nu nu variant

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nu nu nu nu nu nu variant


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 â„–16347070[Reply]

chud gets the death note

some plotpoints ive thought of so far:
* testing it on chibi reviews
* 'aped by troonella
* giga detective
* some sort of bbc scene
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>adding bbc scenes to your story

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>>adding bbc scenes to your story

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>>16347079
Market portion allelal

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>>16347079
im thinking chuddy gets mugged by a white guy and gets saved by a bbc then falls in love kind of thing and stops planning TND

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chud isnt smart so he would probably use it on someone right in front of em

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>*slides a printed out picture of Cobson*
>Light… do you know what this is?
<raisin… If I say it's Cobson, he'll definitely know I'm a soyteen, which makes it more likely that I'm Kira because I namefagged as Kira on the 'arty.
<On the other hand, if I feign ignorance and say it's a soyboy woahjack, he might get suspicious because I'm the type of person to use the sharty, and if I were lying about using the sharty it would follow that I'm lying because I'm Kira.
<So if I recognise it as Cobson, he could just think I'm a regular sharty user and not the namefag Kira, as there'd be no evidence for me being Kira.
<…
<That's Cobson.
>Really… But look closer, I think you're mistaken.
<What?
<Mistaken? How? I'm an oldGOD who joined in 2014, how could this nusoi know better than me?
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 â„–16346688[Reply]

> geg, this shitskin is still seething.
>i have a big black barbecue bacon burger balls and sausage penis and you are a timmy cell or something along those state lines.
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up

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europoors yall stay obsessed

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>>16347111
Nobody is going to muttquote ts obvious ahh bait u blud 💀💀💀

 â„–16347118

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>geg, this shitskin is still seething.
>i have a big black barbecue bacon burger balls and sausage penis and you are a timmy cell or something along those state lines.

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the mcdonalds has fallen millions must fry

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geg this shitskin is having a melty


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 â„–16347135[Reply]

Nuswa

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