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M (Mack's Adventure thread) Amerimutt 06/30/25 (Mon) 17:08:45 №154038 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

9 AM, 336 Tuckahoe Rd. You felt hungry and stopped at Tuckahoe's McDonald's before getting some gas
for your 30 gallon tank.
<How can I help you?
>Ill take two Sausage McMuffins®, a Double Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and Large Coca-Cola® or
something like that, yeah.
As you receive your order, suddenly you hear an ear screeching tire noises and gunshots, there's
something horrible going on in front of the ShopRite, but you know you cant help anyone until your
burger is finished, maybe people are fighting themselves for discount mobility scooters since its the
blacked friday or whatever. You make the payment with your Chase Freedom Unlimited® and drive across
the road to get your gasoline. Just as you do it a white sedan T bones you:
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SLF 07/23/25 (Wed) 17:15:51 №154308

>>154304
Ev&doe it's looped

Cobbert 07/23/25 (Wed) 17:58:57 №154309

It's over

A24 07/25/25 (Fri) 03:43:51 №154310

>>154309
ev&oe it's not wiped off the caddy yet

Cryboy 07/25/25 (Fri) 04:07:06 №154311

up or whatever

Dr. Soyberg 07/25/25 (Fri) 06:17:41 №154312

up or however southpark made trvmp leak

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Important Broadcast Chud ## Admin 07/21/25 (Mon) 00:59:29 №153486 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6]

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the death of site administrator 9a0c this afternoon. He ran the sharty by putting the wishes and entertainment of soyteens at the forefront. We will remember him fondly.

Due to this horrible loss, we are introducing two new admins to manage the imageboard. Soy Sneed, who you may know from the booru, alongside Limeade, who is very distinct. They are going to make their appearance soon.

Let there be a minute of silence for our late admin.

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Blartjak 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:35:11 №154033

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Feraljak 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:44:36 №154034

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>It is with a heavy heart that I announce the death of site administrator 9a0c this afternoon. He ran the sharty by putting the wishes and entertainment of soyteens at the forefront. We will remember him fondly.
>
>Due to this horrible loss, we are introducing two new admins to manage the imageboard. Soy Sneed, who you may know from the booru, alongside Limeade, who is very distinct. They are going to make their appearance soon.
>
>Let there be a minute of silence for our late admin.

Dr. Soystein 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:44:55 №154035

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Gapejak 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:46:56 №154036

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supersaging a sticky

Bobson 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:51:50 №154037

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Bernd 07/16/25 (Wed) 01:13:30 №152852 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

Are all the old /qa/chads just frog posters now

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Punkjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:21 №153481

I think nas should be banned unless the thread explicitly states nas is allowed (ops pic must be ias)

Etan 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:22 №153482

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>Oh and namefagging, terriffic, everyone loves a namefag admin

Cirrus 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:23 №153483

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>replying demands to ban random shit

Fatjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:38:48 №153484

up

Chok ## Mod 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:59:10 №153485

Moved to >>>/chive/152219.

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Bernd 07/16/25 (Wed) 01:13:30 №152219 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

Are all the old /qa/chads just frog posters now

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Brojak 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:46:38 №152847

>>152845
I asked for it though

Punkjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:21 №152848

I think nas should be banned unless the thread explicitly states nas is allowed (ops pic must be ias)

Etan 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:22 №152849

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>Oh and namefagging, terriffic, everyone loves a namefag admin

Cirrus 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:23 №152850

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>replying demands to ban random shit

Fatjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:38:48 №152851

up

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Nu redditerald thread Jartycuck qEj9Wifm 07/16/25 (Wed) 00:18:59 №151040 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12]

OP here or something

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Jager qEj9Wifm 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:04:39 №152214

went up award

Hornyson qEj9Wifm 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:58:04 №152215

Someone archive ts

Etan qEj9Wifm 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:33:50 №152216

test

Darkiplier qEj9Wifm 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:37:16 №152217

Bumping so someone can try to archive/take screenshots of everything here

Applejak qEj9Wifm 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:38:59 №152218

>>152217
bump limit nusoi
ask quote or mustard in the IRC

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Bernd 07/16/25 (Wed) 01:13:30 №150714 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

Are all the old /qa/chads just frog posters now

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Spadeson 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:44:59 №151035

>>151034
mustard be honest are jartycuck and ESL fnf pedo and lesotho jokes unfunny?

Nulljak 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:44:59 №151036

>>150714 (OP)
The swede is a frog and giga poster

Nate 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:45:03 №151037

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what does mustard think of my cat

Soyprano 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:45:04 №151038

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Mustard can i please have admin

Fartycuck 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:45:28 №151039

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>>151028
meds im a britbong and im still up evendoe its 03:45
musk-lard can probably confirm it ximself

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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull! Chok 06/20/25 (Fri) 18:17:27 №149597 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12]

The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?

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Beastjak 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:52:10 №150709

>>150708
yes op should make a part 2

Cobson 07/15/25 (Tue) 14:02:03 №150710

>>150708
>>150709
Even doe the threads looped

Jartycuck 07/15/25 (Tue) 19:21:47 №150711

~~>>12179729~~
~~>>12180254~~
Marge, why is this here? It has nothing to do with touhou?

Darkiplier 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:52:15 №150712

Go VVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPP

Merchant 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:15:18 №150713

>>150706
A gem among gems in this thread

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Bernd 07/16/25 (Wed) 01:13:30 №148964 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

Are all the old /qa/chads just frog posters now

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Brojak 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:46:38 №149592

>>149590
I asked for it though

Punkjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:21 №149593

I think nas should be banned unless the thread explicitly states nas is allowed (ops pic must be ias)

Etan 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:22 №149594

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>Oh and namefagging, terriffic, everyone loves a namefag admin

Cirrus 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:23 №149595

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>replying demands to ban random shit

Fatjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:38:48 №149596

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Brandon 07/08/25 (Tue) 01:36:01 №148563 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

FROGNIGGERS ACTUALLY PLAY WITH THEIR MOMS BWC DILDOS AND DESTROY THEM…..

NOT.. LIKE… THIS!!!

https://incels.is/threads/i-destroyed-my-moms-dildo.729920/

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Colorjak 07/08/25 (Tue) 15:59:58 №148956

such aura geg

Colorjak 07/08/25 (Tue) 16:01:15 №148957

>>148764
OH NO HE IS ASKING HIGH SCHOOLERS OUT GEEEEEG

Unknown 07/08/25 (Tue) 16:02:19 №148958

>>148788
This guy is so fucking desperate

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>>148903

Retard 07/08/25 (Tue) 17:46:17 №148960

This guy was sexually abused by his own mother and you guys are just mocking him instead of helping him. Yes, he's a gooner, but the way that both of he and his psycho mother openly sharing both of their sextoys just show that she groomed him as a child. Why can't we just doxx their personal information and help him and send them into mental rehab o algo?

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Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 19:49:44 №148531 [Reply]

>About 88 years ago the battle of the bulge was won after Pop-pop ate the largest french toast at Denny's or whatever

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Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:19:08 №148558

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>The Mexican-American war was over who had the better chips and dip

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:20:25 №148559

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>Abraham Lincoln fit an entire submarine sandwich in that hat

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:22:36 №148560

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>I pledge allegiance, to the fags, of the United States of America. And to the Golden Corral, whose line I'll stand in, one nation, under porn, with freedom and corn syrup for all.

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:23:55 №148561

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>I don't care if you're black, white, purple, green, candy cane, or brown. We can still eat at the same table together.

Amerimutt 07/04/25 (Fri) 20:24:58 №148562

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>Shut the shit up. Shut the fuck leave.