The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due

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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull! Chok 06/20/25 (Fri) 18:17:27 №149597 [View All][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][Quote]

The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?

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Bernd 07/11/25 (Fri) 15:35:24 №150664 [Quote]

>>150663
Marge?

Fisheyejak 07/11/25 (Fri) 17:38:33 №150665 [Quote]

Another bump in the looped thread for good luck

Punkjak 07/11/25 (Fri) 18:11:28 №150666 [Quote]

The best thread i've seen in so long

Chud 07/11/25 (Fri) 21:46:23 №150667 [Quote]

bump for all my giganiggas

Etan 07/11/25 (Fri) 23:26:12 №150668 [Quote]

Another bump as we wait for the update

Femjak 07/12/25 (Sat) 03:48:02 №150669 [Quote]

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>>150647
UPDATE YOU SELFISH FUCKING NIGGER GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jacobson 07/12/25 (Sat) 03:51:52 №150670 [Quote]

>>150647
Did you see SPVA made a video on your thread?

Punkjak 07/12/25 (Sat) 04:11:40 №150671 [Quote]

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>>150669
I procrastinated all day AGAIN but I'll finally work on it right now evendoe it's midnight and I have to wake up early tomorrow
>>150670
No geg I just saw, kino

Henry 07/12/25 (Sat) 04:14:42 №150672 [Quote]

>>150671
seems like your getting burnt out or something you really want to keep doing this?

Smugjak 07/12/25 (Sat) 04:20:06 №150673 [Quote]

>>150672
More like my perfectionism getting in the way when I was slightly unsure how to do the next scene. I am still really excited about continuing it, don't worry. I've got a lot planned

Rupturejak 07/12/25 (Sat) 04:23:00 №150674 [Quote]

If you're burnt out just kill him off. It will be gemmy either way.

Slopjak 07/12/25 (Sat) 04:31:03 №150675 [Quote]

>>150671
I'm playing one of those free money apps so I can hopefully donate to your future website somehow because you deserve it

Goopjak 07/12/25 (Sat) 04:42:32 №150676 [Quote]

>>150673
Same whenever I'm writing something

Shirtjak 07/12/25 (Sat) 18:11:11 №150677 [Quote]

>>150655
What differentiates us with 4cucks is we have hearts

Meximutt 07/12/25 (Sat) 21:40:02 №150678 [Quote]

thread go up because it's looped or something o algo

SLF 07/13/25 (Sun) 02:09:01 №150679 [Quote]

>>150677
the difference we don't goon to loli pedonigger porn of the site's mascot

Chuck 07/13/25 (Sun) 02:47:30 №150680 [Quote]

>>150677
>>150679
both of these are true btw

Dr. Fauci 07/13/25 (Sun) 03:30:31 №150681 [Quote]

OP here, real life stuff got in the way today so I couldn't work on it even though I got some done last night. Just giving you guys an update so you know I didn't fuck off like a SLF

Alicia 07/13/25 (Sun) 03:31:19 №150682 [Quote]

>>150681
>OP here i was busy gooning to child porn
… im trans btw

Shotjak 07/13/25 (Sun) 03:31:50 №150683 [Quote]

>>150682
'aped by the nameroll GEG

Meximutt 07/13/25 (Sun) 03:48:57 №150684 [Quote]

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>>150682
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NAMEROLL KEEPS WINNING o algo

Gigachad 07/13/25 (Sun) 06:56:30 №150685 [Quote]

>>150684
Sentient nameroll award

Dubbbzjak 07/13/25 (Sun) 08:50:54 №150686 [Quote]

>>150681
>releasing part 1 without having part 2 done
Peak retard
part 2 is gonna be try-hard faggotry because you're gonna be influenced by the reaction from part 1.

PPP 07/13/25 (Sun) 09:04:14 №150687 [Quote]

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>>149597 (OP)
yo like this shit yo
just came to this thread to show my respectz yo never get up

Angryjak 07/13/25 (Sun) 13:09:57 №150688 [Quote]

>>150686
Marge, explain

Brojak 07/13/25 (Sun) 13:20:55 №150689 [Quote]

>>150681
Don't worry I'm sure the new update is gonna be worth all the waiting

Cado 07/13/25 (Sun) 18:49:47 №150690 [Quote]

VP

Schwab 07/13/25 (Sun) 21:39:55 №150691 [Quote]

>>150685
Marge, why is the nameroll getting the sentient award?

Minion 07/13/25 (Sun) 21:54:53 №150692 [Quote]

bvmp

Gigafly 07/14/25 (Mon) 00:43:30 №150693 [Quote]

BVMP

Unknown 07/14/25 (Mon) 06:52:30 №150694 [Quote]

Up

Jartycuck 07/14/25 (Mon) 12:51:02 №150695 [Quote]

saars

Goopjak 07/14/25 (Mon) 13:11:01 №150696 [Quote]

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>>150617
In the depths of your torment, you pray to your only guiding light in times of adversity - Saint Fauci. You scream out to him through the ether with all your strength, straining your very being raw.
But to pepper salt on your wound, a nasally voice interrupts your cries.
<YOUR BELOVED FAUCI CAN'T HELP YOU NOW, CUCK! YOU LOST! YWNBAW YWNBAW KYS TRANNY
The sheer cruelty of this chudcel is enough to make your gut wrench. And why is he calling you a trans person? You're just a lowly cis ally.
However, you could feel that when he was speaking, the onslaught abated somewhat, as if his power were… leaking.
What do you do?

Dr. Fauci 07/14/25 (Mon) 13:13:27 №150697 [Quote]

>>150696
bait the chud until xis powers leak out of all pores

Flartson 07/14/25 (Mon) 13:13:58 №150698 [Quote]

>>150696
rage bait the chud until xis clitty leaks and dies

Chudbob 07/14/25 (Mon) 13:59:40 №150699 [Quote]

>>150696
You realize you will always be more happy then this chud. This Chud incel will only live his life feeling pain and sorrow, worrying about things that don't effect him. Screaming at minorities and women and engaging in all other forms of bigotry, wasting his life away in front of a computer screen, doing what? , Whilst you enjoy the small things in life, and do the right things even when it's hard. Like punching Nazi's, or being at protests, or taking care of marginalized socioeconomically disadvantaged people, or fighting for the truth

You remember the BBC, Soy, Star Wars, Reddit Nintendo, Nostalgia, Vaccines, Kamala and so much more! ,

all these great things that you must live for, there is so much beauty in this life.

You are stronger then the Chud, he only lives on hate and anger.
You live on love and soy

He will always be depicted with a frown
You will also be depicted with a smile

You Will Always Be A Soy
Strong and Proud

And you can Heckin do this

Schizo 07/14/25 (Mon) 15:01:40 №150700 [Quote]

The start and setting of this adventure reminds me of the 1996 adventure game Normality except that game stars a retarded ginger in sunglasses instead of a soyjak

Hornyson 07/14/25 (Mon) 16:31:50 №150701 [Quote]

up

Henry 07/14/25 (Mon) 17:49:43 №150702 [Quote]

>>150696
Point out xis leakage

Aryan 07/14/25 (Mon) 19:10:54 №150703 [Quote]

>>150699
xhis is A24 or algo

Rapeson 07/14/25 (Mon) 22:46:06 №150704 [Quote]

'ump

Doctos 07/15/25 (Tue) 03:26:12 №150705 [Quote]

>>150696
VVVVVP

Bapepe 07/15/25 (Tue) 04:11:19 №150706 [Quote]

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>>149628
too white gemmy for this sharty board

Aryan 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:37:08 №150707 [Quote]

>>150703
Trvth

Pepe 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:50:16 №150708 [Quote]

Just make a new thread holy crap

Beastjak 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:52:10 №150709 [Quote]

>>150708
yes op should make a part 2

Cobson 07/15/25 (Tue) 14:02:03 №150710 [Quote]

>>150708
>>150709
Even doe the threads looped

Jartycuck 07/15/25 (Tue) 19:21:47 №150711 [Quote]

~~>>12179729~~
~~>>12180254~~
Marge, why is this here? It has nothing to do with touhou?

Darkiplier 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:52:15 №150712 [Quote]

Go VVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPP

Merchant 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:15:18 №150713 [Quote]

>>150706
A gem among gems in this thread