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The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?
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play sburb
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Pray to science
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This is gemmy but you should’ve turned on IDs
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>>11773044
active raging though?
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grab the gun and threaten to shoot yourself
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>>149597 (OP)Tell Jamal to stay completely silent, grab the gun, the key to the cellar and escape through a window
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>>11773056
yeah but niggers are more occupied on making crappy threads
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The only gem on the entire ’log
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>already on page 2
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>>149597 (OP)bone-chilling slow-burn genre-defining awe-inspiring soy-spitting artsy dystopic A24 gem
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>>149597 (OP)Make a threesome with the cops and your bull
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>>149597 (OP)>you're having a realistic panic attack.Gem doe im trans btw
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>>149597 (OP)Accept your fate
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surrender to the police and transform into a blue eyed blonde haired aryan man
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OP DO SOMETHING
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>>149620Try to escape through your comically small window
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>>149622do this but pee yourself first
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Up kys nusois for not wanting gemmy adventure threads
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gemmy gem
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>>149631I was waiting for OP to reply to keep bumping, also you forgot to bump retard
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Bump
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Nausjamajuw
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>>149633every reply is a bump doe chud
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>>149620Get assaulted by a pack of wild niggers
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>>149620Is it taking long to make?
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>>149620ultra high effort
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>>149645Alr, take your time then.
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>>149622You squeeze through your pragmatically small window, the inconvenience a small price to pay for being a decent human being.
You are on a higher floor and the distance to ground is much too far to jump. Looking around you, there is a small ledge, as well as a heater - both of which would be very precarious footing. The heater isn't yours, of course, because you're eco-positive.
Looking to your left, a window is open. Peering inside, you are mortified to see the tip of a red flag. A… Nazi could be living in there. Or worse, a Confederate. A chill runs down your spine as you try to identify any more objects in the room, telling yourself that it could just be a Communist flag. But in this America… you're not so sure.
The only other thing you can see is a mug of coffee, which seems rather dark. This doesn't bode well, and you get a creeping feeling that the owner might be a chudcel. But it could also be a Reddit moderator, you comfort yourself.
Turning to the other window adjacent to you, it seems slightly more welcoming. A book is on a desk near the opening, and a lamp. You just hope it isn't a Nazi book like Crime and Punishment. However, the window isn't opened as wide and there's less footing without the heater, so it would be tougher to climb into.
Looking out at the city below, you can scarcely recognize your hometown of Chicago. The hustle and bustle of the big city which once brought you such joy and comfort now seems like the sickening skittering of roaches. The streets are completely unwalkable, any semblance of sidewalk replaced with miles of coiled highway stretching into the shrouded sky. Gothic spires and artificial mountains of immense magnitude creep high above view, and in the center of the sprawl lay a statue of the fearsome Emperor, Donald J. Trump. Even hooked up to advanced life support, Trump was beginning to die, and word had it that his son Barron was taking up most responsibilities in the administration despite Trump still being officially leader. You shuddered at the thought of what Barron would do once he officially comes to power - he might even cut off weapons donation to Israel.
Turning back, you weigh your options carefully. What will you do?
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>>149648go home and watch wow wow wubbzy
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boot sticky this thread
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Finally a gem on the 'log
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>>149648go to the chudcel house, prepare some raisin to say like the feds are coming for you for being redpilled so Chud call you based and help you
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>>149648go to nazi window
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shiniest gemerald on the 'log
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>>149648>what will you dothe griddy
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>>149648Jump from the window and kill myself, long way down
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>>149648I enter the neighboring window and taste some of that black rifle coffee set on the table
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>>149661don’t forget about using dude wipes to clean yourself after
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Ask r/AskALiberal for help, on incognito mode of course. im trans btw
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bump
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holy gem
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>>149648try to enter the other apartment unathletically
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>>149603You tremble with fear at the mere thought of a gun, almost bursting into tears. How are such things allowed to exist? Especially with the extreme reduction of gun control and banning of serial numbers during the Trump administration, practically everyone has a gun now. It scares the hell out of you. But you know you have to be brave. For Jamal.
You pick up your kitchen knife, the most menacing weapon at your disposal, feeling a surge of intoxicating power rush through you.
You whisper to Jamal through the door to the cellar.
>Stay completely silent, okay Jamal? Please, it's for your own good.<Nigguh ima be real wichu i wanna split dem racis ass cops heads yunnowuhisayin i got my piece i can handlum Jamal bellows.
>No, Jamal, violence is never the answer. Please don't do anything rash!you stutter with a nervous smile, before grabbing the key, exerting all your strength to pull the dresser over the trapdoor and going back to the window.
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Kino
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>>149670there should've been stink lines coming from jamals cellar lmao
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>>149670barricade the door with the dresser and hand jamal the knife before leaving
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>>149670oh so it’s out of order
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>>149676Can be if something you suggest still fits into it after the next panel, but it is generally going in order. Going to be doing the most recent suggestions for
>>149648 next
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>>149677try the black rifle coffee in your neighbors house and use some dude wipes
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>>149673>´cado is ´cordmost retarded nusoinigger award
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>>149670go to the chud appartment im trans btw
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>>149670tell jamal to rape the police if they enter
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>>149683bump this is the gemmiest adventure thread ive seen
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>>149683You're a gem. Take all the time you want saar
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MODS LOOP THIS
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keep this gemerald up
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bumperald i need a continuation
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yay it got looped
thank you jan jans
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>>149687BRING BACK MINSTREL SHOWS
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BUMO
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holy generald o algo
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keep this gem (albeit looped) bumped and on page 1
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>>149670Put your record player in front of the door to stall for time
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let them in
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>>149660With herculean effort, you manage to squirm your way out onto the ledge of your window without falling.
You look down at the drop below you. It's terrifying. You're more scared than you've ever been in your entire life. You don't even know how you'd get back in your house, much less how you'd climb over to the other window.
It's over, you think to yourself. There's no use. You're cornered with nowhere to go, and there's no point in living without your bull.
But then, just as you're about to let go and fall to your death, a thought occurs to you.
If you die now, you'll miss the new Mandalorian season.
…If you die now, you'll miss Deltarune chapter 5.
You decide not to kill yourself.
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>>149704take a leap of faith while praying to science onto your neighbors AC unite and then crawl through xhis window, maybe you could find a g*n to save your bvll from the heckin gestapo
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>>149704This comic deserves an entry on the KI.
This is a giant GEM.
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>>149704use the reflection on your glasses to look at the adjacent windows
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>>149704go for the ledge and attempt to get into the apartment with the red flag. In order to secure your footing you ask JAMAL for some of his mighty bvll jizz to cover the bottom of your shoes.
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>>149705>>149707>>149708do a combination of all of these o algo
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>>149704hop into someone elses room
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Gemerald thread
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>>149705Praying to Science with every atom in your stardust body, you jump onto the AC unit.
Just as you get your footing, the concrete holding it up cracks and breaks beneath you, sending you tumbling. Luckily, that was enough time for you to get a grip on the ledge of the other window, and thanks to your light bodyweight you can pull yourself up. Never before have you thanked Fauci so much for the soy milk you drank every day in school.
But you're barely able to take in the scent of the black rifle coffee before you hear a roar and feel the cold metal of a 1911 rifle pressed against your forehead.
<I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES, YOU NIGGER BABOON MONKEY.You look up, in confusion and utter terror. Not only was there a confederate flag, xhis bigotry was worse than you ever imagined. And why is he calling you the.. the N word? You're not even African-American.
Somehow, you get the feeling that unless you come up with something quickly, you're going to look like Ronnie McNutt.
What do you do?
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>>149714Grab the gun and divert his aim as you attempt to disarm him
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>>149714HE'S BACK GET THE FUCK IN HERE CHUDDIES
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>>149716I'm going to sleep but I'll check all the replies in the morning
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>>149714Look for any alcohol to commit a heckin arson with like you saw in the raisinty troonslop memes
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>>149714grab his gun while you drop-kick his shins
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What a cliffhanger , waiting for an update
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>>149714do a sick move and disarm him just like girlbosses in the caperaisin movies
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HOLY GEM
3D ADVENTURE THREAD NEXT?
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>>149714Use the force like in the heckin Star wars movies to get the gun out of the bigots hand
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bumo so it doesn't fall off the catty
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loopy
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rest in peace OP
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>>149725it's looped, this gem is 'ayin here forever
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>>149725it's looped, this gem is 'ayin here forever
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>>149714Whip out your johnson and start beating your schmeat because you know that chuds can't stand free expressions of sexuality because they're small minded bigots while you are worldly and tolerant and it will scare him off
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VP
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BUMO gemmiest adventure thread in a while
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>>149714tell him a african american man was chasing us to get him on our side
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Gem
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brimmy drawniggerstone, who looped this?
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>The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
>You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
>You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
>Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
>And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
>What do you do?
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st*b the bigot in the hand with a vaccine to disarm him, and then take the g*n and escape through the front door.
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>>149721Stop dragging it vro 🥀🥀
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>>149597 (OP)I wish mandatory fitness checks were real, everyone would be fuckin' jacked dude
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>>149714Meanwhile he's distracted talking to himself, punch him in the hand fast so his weapon can fall to the ground and giving you a chance to pick it up
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>>149724In an act of plucky heroism, you channel the Force with all your might to take his gun like heckin' Vader.
Nothing happens.
He pauses slightly though, as he's starting to think you might be retarded.
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>>149751try to trade your funkopops with the conservative
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>>149751throw the coffee mug at him
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>>149751start acting more retarded to convince him that you're insane, then get back out of the window
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>>149751Convince him you're autistic
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OP WHAT PROGRAM DO YOU USE TO MAKE THESE GIFS I WANT TO MAKE ONE MYSELF
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say a quirky marvel quip
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>>149757To draw it I'm just using a standard art program, FireAlpaca and exporting it frame by frame
For compiling the images into a gif I'm using the AnimatedImageMaker app for Mac (
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/animated-image-maker/id1507246566?mt=12)
You can also use Ezgif (ezgif.com) but it's a lot slower which is why I switched to using an app I downloaded
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>>149751Splash him with the coffee
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>>149751act like you are retarded to buy time to throw the coffee cup at him
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>>149751whiles he's distracted grab his gun and throw it away so that both of you can duke it out mano a mano
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>>149756Remembering valuable lessons from your college psychology class, you do your best impression of a neurodivergently abled person, making guttural wails and moans while clutching your hands to your ears.
Watching you, his face turns quizzical, and then softens, finally becoming an amiable smile.
<Ohh, you one of those kinds, aren'tcha? My son is like you too, look at him!He holds his phone out to you, showing a picture of his indeed severely autistic son.
<Well, I'm sorry I thought you were a nigger and all that. It's not your fault what those damned vaccines did to you, boy. It's a crying shame.You feel your blood start to boil. Your hairs stand on end. Your head pounds. Your vision turns a foggy crimson.
What did he just say?
Your hand quivers, grasping firmly at the butter knife in your pocket. It's all you can do to hold yourself back from attacking him, from screaming at him at the top of your lungs. How dare he. How hard is it for him to just fucking trust the experts, huh?
Of course, the experts agree with him now, in this dystopian 1984 hellscape you find yourself in. But that's only because the sacred institution of science has been corrupted, twisted by political motives. That never happened before Trump's America. But you are still an evangelist of science, and you will never give up your faith until your dying breath.
As you look up at him, heart like a jackhammer, crystallized hate pumps through you. This fucking Nazi needs to fucking be punched right fucking now.
What will you do?
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>>149763just stay calm and alert him of the black asshole outside the door
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GEMERALD THREAD
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>>149763start saying chuddy schizobabble to make him think youre on his side
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>>149763Now's your chance, grab the gun. Seize the moment
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didnt mean to sage
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vp
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>>149763Punch him in the face and run away from the apartment as fast as you can before he has time to react and attack you
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>>149763throw xim out the window and then land on xim as a landfall
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>>149763make him shoot the agents outside your door
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Attack him with all your might, letting loose a barbaric battlecry that as you stab the bootkissing bigot
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>>149763Imagine in your head about him saying a strawman arguement and you killing him in response
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>>149714>accidentally have your clitty leak juice directly into his eyeballs, blinding him and rush out the hallway barricading the door with a statue of tucker carlsonthis was what i was trying to post last night but it wouldnt go through because boots servers took a fat raisin geg
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>>149778boot is nished, sister
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>Save the bull
race bait garbage
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do the israel worship ritual and become friends and kill the antisemites
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unironic sharty saving gemerald go up
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>>149769You consider grabbing the gun. Really, truly consider it. But just as you've made your mind up to lunge for it like John Wick, something hits you.
How many blvck bvlls could have lived on to fuck your wife if their lives weren't cruelly cut short by gun violence?
You can't do it. You can't bear to touch a g*n.
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>>149784ask him to get out of his apartment
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>>149765>>149768Feeling better now that you've calmed yourself down, you turn to him, preparing your story and putting on a flawless impression of a pissbaby chudcel.
>Uhh… ummm… There's a uh.. group of.. African American folks who are going around borro-I mean stealing from people pretending to be cops, and they're right outside your door. You should uhh look.. or whatever..His brow furrows as he takes in what you're saying.
<That don't sound good at all. Let me check to see what those coons are up to.He tromps off to his door to look through the peephole, leaving you alone in the room for the moment.
<Hey, these guys seem pretty white to me. What gives?Your mind is a flurry as you desperately search for a response.
>Well… they're actually wearing skin suits to look white.<Skin suits?>Yeah.. Skin suits.. they were given to them by the Iranians.<Hmmm. I wouldn't put it past those dang Iranian terrorists to do that…He sounds indecisive, and you're not sure whether he buys either your lie or your act. Either way, you have some time before he gets back.
What will you do?
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Look around his apartement for a non lethal firearm and then escape through the window
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Gem
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do the israel worship ritual
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lock his door to save yourself more time then try breaking the apartment wall to the neighbour apartment and when the agents and bigot enter the place run to the corridor and flee the building
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>>149789say "OH NO ITS THE MUSLIM ANTISEMITE TERRORISTS, WE MUST PRAY TO OUR SAVIOUR AND LORD ISRAEL"
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>>149786spill the coffee on the couch to pretend you shat/pissed your pants. this will allow you to go to the bigots bathroom in an attempt to buy time
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uppy
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>>149786Stomach the idea of picking up a gun, if le wholesome antifa super soldiers can use guns so can you
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>>149786Stop overthinking and just grab a weapon in case he find out you're lying
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>>149797it wouldnt really matter though he thinks soyak is an autist, the problem is the ICE
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put on the bigots spare clothes as a disguise and act like an evil maga chud so that you are able to escape in plain sight
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>>149786Do NOT pick up a gun, a soyboy would never do this irl. Instead, I would tell him that he has never heard of Iranian skin suit soldiers because it's a secret attempt funded by the Democrats to subvert Trvmp's regime because Qanon said so.
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bumping even doe its looped
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bumping evendoe its looped
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>>149786Take a zyn then (pretend) youre about to throw up so you can go to the bathroom
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Gemmed up thread, might 'chive and make a video version
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bumo
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Bumped to page 1 award
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>>149807this… absolutely this!
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>>149813I'll work on it but it will take a little while because I'm a selfish little fuck who has an early bedtime o algx
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>>149816I add my own pee to the coffee puddle before leaving
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>>149797>>149787You still refuse to touch a g*n, afraid that you'll kill yourself with it, but you look for any other kind of weapon he may have.
To your joy, you find a TACTICOOL VIKING HUNTING KNIFE with REAL RUNES! You can't tell what the runes say, but they probably say something cool like 'Real men cry.'
You're so freaking pumped about this. You imagine the reaction on the face of the pagan girl from your polycule when she sees it. She might even let you sniff her feet.
You feel like Link from your favorite video game media, so you hit the heckin' pose. NEW ITEM ACQUIRED!
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>>149818hop out the window, heavily pray to fauci first doe.
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>>149648not a request but cool looking city
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>>149800As you skitter to the bathroom, you stop in the hallway and take in your surroundings. Your mind is filled with questions. Why is there a large framed photograph of a gorilla staring down directly at his bed? It unnerves you, as if it's staring directly into your soul. You keep averting your eyes not to look at it.
He also has a framed picture of the current Minister of Public Enlightenment. You clench your fist in silent indignation. How much of a bootlicker is this fascist?
You yell out to him from across the room.
>THEY'RE REAL! THE IRANIAN SKIN SUIT SOLDIERS ARE REAL AND THEY'RE HERE TO SUBVERT ISRAEL, QANON SAID SO! WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN! WE CAN'T LET DOWN OUR GREATEST ALLY!Without waiting for his response, you run as fast as your legs can carry you into the bathroom and slam the door.
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>>149821do an upper decker in this fascist chud's toilet and pis in the tub, suppress troonish urge to put on makeup
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>>149821use the knife to take down his confederate flag
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>>149821take a piss, put the knife away for a second your probably chop your dick off and troon out
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>>149821Taking a breath and sitting down in the safety of the bathroom, you are surprised again to find a blanket and pillow in the bathtub. Just how paranoid is this schizo conspiracy theorist chudcel? He also seems to have bowel issues. And you think that's black mold on the walls.
Suddenly, you hear a loud gunshot. Then another. Then frenzied screaming and yelling from multiple voices. It would seem that you've convinced the old man, and he's gone heckin' Scarface on them.
Hyperventilating from this stressful situation, you try to calm yourself by scrolling your phone. You browse your recent calls.
There are 100+ missed calls from Feraljak and… none from your wife.
You take a deep sigh.
What will you do?
№149826[Quote]
>>149825listen to one voicemail and cry because they're hecking mean and abusive
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>>149825check under the toilet seat
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>>149825make a heckin wholesome blanket fort that reminds you of your nostalgerino childhood to calm yourself for future actions
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>>149825Peak outside the door to see what happened
№149830[Quote]
>>149825call him back and tell them precious jamal is at risk
№149833[Quote]
watch a 4chan scary story greentext video on jewtube shorts to calm dowm
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>>149825Ignore the calls, attempt to find a way out of the building
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up
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>>149825Call feraljak and ask him for a hecking videogame cheat code to help you in this situation
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bvmp
№149840[Quote]
BUMP.
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>>149825holy gem how tf do you come up with this kino
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>>149825raisin on the floor
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>>149814shieet I had the same idea
№149847[Quote]
>>149843TSMT this is gonna be a pristine
'OLISHED GEMERALD when it finishes
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and oldfags and frogniggers say there are no gems anymore.
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>>149825try to squeeze your way through the toilet like your heckin favorite nintendo character to escape the bigot's house
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>>149850This or something or something
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BRIGHTEST GEM OF THIS YEAR
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>>149826>>149828>>149833You listen to a voicemail.
<HEY MAN WHERE ARE YOU? YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA HANG OUT AND PARTY A LIL WITH ME AND COBBERT BUT LIKE YOU AREN'T HERE. WHAT'S UP? CAUSE I SWEAR MAN WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WHILE AND THAT ISN'T A GOOD LOOK I'M SAYING LIKE IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OVER HERE WE CAN'T GET ANY FUCKING SNACKS CUZ I DON'T GOT ANY CASH ON ME RIGHT NOW AND THAT MAKES ME KIND OF PISSED MAN YOU GET IT? BUT WHATEVER I GUESS YOU'RE HAVING FUN WITH JAMAL OR SOMETHING WHATEVER FUCK YOU I DON'T CAREYou listen to another voicemail.
<MAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE FUCKING DOING BUT ME AND COBBERT ARE HAVING A BLAST WE'RE JUST LIKE CHILLING HERE. WITHOUT YOU. COBBERT IS SO COOL HE'S JUST LIKE TALKING ABOUT. LIKE FUCKING UHHH I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN SOME raisin ABOUT PLANES. BUT YEAH JUST HAVING A COOL ASS TIME WITHOUT YOU. WHATEVER. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW. NO PRESSURE.You feel salty tears start to drip down your face. Your nose goes numb. How could he be so mean? It's not your FUCKING fault that the fucking fascists burst down your door.
You build a comfortingly nostalgic, ableit pretty pathetic pillow fort out of the blanket and pillow and watch a 4chan skinwalker greentext video on Youtube while playing Sonic 3 on an emulator on your phone to soothe your anxiety attack. You feel like a kid in the heckin' 90s again.
Outside, you hear the scrambling and gunshots die down. You hear the sounds of commotion and doors opening, and the sound of a body being dragged across the floor.
What do you do?
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>>149854flush yourself in the toilet
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>>149854Call back to explain your situation
№149858[Quote]
>>149854pretend you're a skibidi toilet using camera perspective
№149859[Quote]
>>149854Watch the lastest simplistic artstyle 45 minutes long AI TTS scientific approved goyslop jewtube video on how to survive this situation and follow the steps
№149860[Quote]
>>149854pray to saint floyd for good luck
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escape through the sewers like the heckin jews in new york
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>>149854You need to do some heckin self care to feel better in this tense situation, and you’re sort of hungry anyways. Order some DoorDash on your phone
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>>149862Doordash is capitalist doe, he should order hello fresh or something
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Uppers
№149865[Quote]
>>149854peep through the keyhole to see what's happening
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>>149849>>149856You yell 'WAHOO!' and shove yourself face-first into the toilet.
It doesn't work.
You don't know why you thought that would be a good idea.
But it's oddly nostalgic. It reminds you of when your bullies used to give you swirlies in the school bathrooms, which were about as grimy as this. The only difference was they also smelled like weed.
While your head is lodged firmly in the bowl, you discover something incredible. There's a STICKY HAND TOY stuck to it! Like the kind you used to get from vending machines as a kid! It's so freaking RETRO!
You're so excited by this finding that you start to soy out and open your mouth. You immediately choke on the foul water.
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>>149868I didn't it was looped, sorry
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nusois still are trying to recreate something as gemmy as tama adventures
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>>149866Get your head out of the toilet and begin fishing for the sticky hand toy
№149875[Quote]
>>149866acquire the sticky hand toy and post a selfie with it on /r/mildlyinteresting for some quick updoots
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>>149875do this but use your favourite jewtube sponsor nord vpn
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>>149870Go back Shemmy website
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>>149875But wouldn't Reddit be shut down by DQNALD TRVMPs administration for being too woke
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up
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>>149878>>149648 mentions reddit moderators so it could still be up
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>>149880Maybe it's just prohibited via American internet so you gotta use a VPN
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>>149874>>149875Imagining how much Reddit karma you could get on r/mildlyinteresting from this, you try with all your might to retrieve the sticky hand.
But to your indignation, the hand is cemented in place, and no amount of picking with your fingernails will dislodge it. You are getting very, very unhappy.
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>>149882throw a dynamite stick in the toilet, which you made with a recipe from r/illegallifeprotips
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>>149882Use your new soyrage to athletically run across the hallway and pass the guards that are fighting with the fat guy
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>>149885not a bag it's a pillow
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>>149882make a reddit post about it anyways and post about your feelings
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post it on r/mildlyinfuriating, and then use your anger to run out of the apartment
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>>149882Plug the toilet with the pillow and flush it.
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>>149889thats wasting water
№149892[Quote]
>>149882pee on the sticky toy
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when will soyak get out of this toliet geg
№149894[Quote]
>>149882Use the knife to pry it out
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>>149893he will only when he play some nintendo games and CONSUME all videos and other raisins
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>>149882use the knife to pry
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>>149597 (OP)induction stoves are aryan shemmycuck
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OP's dead
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>>149899No I'm not faggot I'm almost done with the next page
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>>149900Faster my little bitch drawfag slave
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>>149899good things take time
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>>149887>>149888You open the App Formerly Known as Reddit and make a very heated post venting your frustration.
Only one user comments on it before it is immediately deleted for hate speech against white people and police officers.
What has the world come to?
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>>149904Get filled with determination like in heckin undertale to make the world a better place and storm out the bathroom on a moral crusade against the heckin RW bigot outside o algo
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>>149904FUKKEN RUN OUTSIDE ESCAPE ESCAPE or something
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>>149904find a relevant XKCD for this situation and raucously laugh at its subtle humor
№149909[Quote]
>>149904rub one out to relieve your stress
№149910[Quote]
>>149907>>149904Look up motivational quotes for black queens (Edition 2000) From 2043 before they started censoring it
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>>149907realize that the wholesome pajeet immigrant delivery driver is going to get ambushed by the bigot so I have to act fast
№149912[Quote]
>>149907PLEASE INVESTIGATE THE BODY LEAVE THE BATHROOM
№149913[Quote]
>>149907put “kill neonazi facist ICE scum raiding my gooncave and bring utensils” in the delivery instructions for Jaquavius
№149914[Quote]
bumo
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.
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>>149913You instruct the delivery robot to "kill neonazi facist ICE scum raiding my gooncave and bring utensils", and press Send.
You smirk with glee. Your savior will arrive soon. You just pray to Floyd it won't be too late.
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>>149908You look up a relevant XKCD comic for the situation, preparing to laugh uproariously at its subtle humor.
Instead, you just stare at the screen. And frown.
You decide you're done with looking up things on the Internet today.
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>>149910To placate yourself, you pull up your illegal torrented Motivational Quotes for Black Queens (Edition 2000) from 2043.
Looking at a quote from the e-book, you feel a swell of pride and admiration for the beautiful black goddesses that struggle every day to survive in Trump's America.
+100 Faith In Humanity restored.
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Carve a hole into the paper thin walls and creep through them to escape, while thinking about how this wouldn't happen in europe since all walls are made of brick
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>>11815164
Take a peek on both sides to see if the coast is clear
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>>11815164
bro deleted it
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do something with family guy
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>>149921shhhhh I forgot one panel that comes before it and i'm doing them in order
№149924[Quote]
>>149918Check the zyn box trap
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>>149918look at niko oneshot art
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>>149912Wasting no time, you fling the door open and peek cautiously out of the bathroom.
There is a large trail of blood leading into the kitchen and then into the living room, and there are signs of a struggle, although the house is now oddly quiet, like in your A24 slowburn no-jumpscare horror movies.
What do you do?
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>>149927lick the bloody trail
№149929[Quote]
>>149927immediately start crying because it's too heckin scary, and blooog about it on goytok
№149930[Quote]
Grab a mop so I don't faint from the blood
№149931[Quote]
>>149927make a heccin' tumblr post about how this is JUST like my heccin' color theory in the childrens hospital or something. hopefully, if you get enough reddit karma-erinos you'll finally be able to buy that jar jar binks nft from the updoot metaverse mall!!!!!! or something
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>>149927Take a pic of the blood trail and post it on r/liminalspace
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analyze the blood splatters like dexter from your favourite tv show that you saw clips of on tiktok
№149934[Quote]
>>149927Tie the sticky hand to the knife to make a swinging knife just like the ones from my favorite fantasy movies.
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real raisin this is the best adventure thread I have ever seen, you’re an amazing artist and writer
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>>149934just like his half ork character in dnd
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>>149929>>149932You start sobbing uncontrollably. This is TOO FRIGGING SCARY!!! YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS BULLCR*P RIGHT NOW!!!
But…. it's so liminal…
You take a video and post it on chinktok.
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>>149925Vikings are a white supremacist dogwhistle.
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>>149934You tie the sticky hand to the knife, producing a truly deadly weapon: a TACTICOOL SWINGING VIKING KNIFE.
A surge of confidence flows through you. You feel unstoppable now. Invincible. Just like your half-orc lesbian D&D character who also wields a swinging knife. You just hope you can be as brave as xer.
It doesn't feel stable at all, and you're almost certain that if you swung it with anywhere near the force needed to maim someone, it would break apart completely.
But it looks so freakin' cool…
№149940[Quote]
>>149937Try to sneak through the house like your favorite vidya character would
№149942[Quote]
>>149939run along the blood trail screaming like a heccin slowburn marvel kino nu-god of war kratos while swinging the weapon
№149943[Quote]
>>149939grab the pillow and use it as a shield
№149944[Quote]
>>149939Muster up your courage and grab the knife
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>>149714>1911 rifleyeah, thread ruined kys
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>>149939Glue the sticky hand to the knife for more stability
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>>149597 (OP)can i pretend to be Jamal?
№149949[Quote]
>>149939Arm yourself with determination (Just like your favorite retro character Frisk from Undertale) and see what happened while you were at the bathroom
№149950[Quote]
>interracial cuck fantasies have entered adventure threads
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>>149950Newest of nusois award
№149953[Quote]
>>149952 i disrespected der oldsharty culture
№149955[Quote]
>>149939Just run nigga shove the front door open and run down the hall towards the stairs or elevator
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>>149814>>149813>>149811>>149807>>149846Video version part 1, starting the TTS for part 2.
Is this thread pinned yet? It's the best thing on /soy/ for ages
№149957[Quote]
>>149648What are the statues in the view.png from
№149959[Quote]
Diamond in the rough
№149967[Quote]
>>149939Look both ways to see if the coast is clear
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>>149949Summoning all of your DETERMINATION like heckin' Frisk, you pick up the knife, enter your battle stance and sally out to the living room to check the trap.
When you enter, the homeowner is standing in the corner of the room, his back turned to you.
<Hey, son.He calls out to you.
<I've been trying my darndest…<But no matter how hard I pry,<I just can't seem to get their masks off.What do you do?
№149969[Quote]
>>149968say that they must be using the expensive laser imprinting technology
№149970[Quote]
>>149968run out of the room and into the city
№149971[Quote]
>>149968You sacrifice your switch with 546 hours on TLOZ by throwing it at his head
№149972[Quote]
>>149968tell him to take some zyn to help him focus then stab him in the back
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>>149956it's not loading nigga
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>>149968Remember my fencing classes from when I was 9 and challenge him to a duel
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>>149968Tell him he needs a plunger to take off their masks so he goes to the bathroom.
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>>149956wasted my 4 fucking hours award
№149981[Quote]
>>149956use microsoft sam voice, just like good boy quest
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>>149968you summon the power of klaus schwab's soul to give you +%88 damage points
№149983[Quote]
>>149980Don't worry I'm going to have an even longer one soon
№149984[Quote]
>>149981No way in hell am I typing all that raisin into TTS again and re-editing it. Absolutely not. But next time I guess I'll figure out how to use ancient Microclitty TTS from the 1990s
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>>149981Do you know what was used for the voice of good boy?
№149986[Quote]
>>149968he becomes freaking scared because gore in real life is nothing like the gore he used to binge watch of russians getting their white boy asses kicked by Ukraine drones, he drops the knife in fear and cuts his foot. The racist bigot becomes distracted by the sticky toy which he had lost a while back and had been looking for
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imagine yourself rolling a natural 20 on a dice and lunge at the hateful bigot with your fantasy viking weapon
№149988[Quote]
>>149984I can edit it, if it's not that unnecessary
№149989[Quote]
>>149988Also honestly listening to microsoft sam for too long makes me feel like I'm having a stroke because of how monotonous it is. I know that's part of the effect but still
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>>149956ew god why the fuck did you choose that TTS use something that actually sounds good
№149993[Quote]
gem thread
№149995[Quote]
>>149994ok, could you give me a version of the video without tts saar
№149997[Quote]
>>149995Without any of it or just the narrator? I thought the voice for the boomer chudcel cobson was good
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Man I gotta stop responding to 'teens who type in trooncase for good, Imma go to sleep
№149999[Quote]
>>149997all of it so i can experiment, but still if it aint a bother than do share what tts they use
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>>150001raisin I meant I am replacing the voices
№150003[Quote]
>>149991what website can generate cobson's voice
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>>149991The gem thar saved the sharty, pls post on the tube
№150006[Quote]
diddy blud below me
№150008[Quote]
Bump o algx
№150011[Quote]
up
№150012[Quote]
>>149968do the israel worship ritual
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>>>11817678
>do the israel worship ritual
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gem
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upp
№150016[Quote]
BUUUUUUUMO!
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UP.
№150018[Quote]
stay up
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>>150013KILL YOURSELF COUGHPEDO IT HAS EMBEDDED 'P IN IT or something
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>>149976You begin to cry like a baby, your hands shaking and clutching your knife for dear life. This is so hecking scary, nothing like the gore you watched of russian ytbois getting their asses kicked by Ukrainian drones. You need a choccy milk and a nappy NOW.
Wrenching out a sob from your throat, you respond to him:
>Th-the masks are really hard to get off… you need a.. need a plunger to take them off..He slowly turns to you and laughs. It's a halted, forced laugh.
<Plungers? Are you serious? You think plungers are gonna get this off?He chuckles dryly as he taps at the exposed bone of the officer.
His brows contort upwards into a knotted, almost pleading expression, simultaneously laced with bitter mockery.
<You wouldn't happen to be.. lying to me, would you, son?His glazed eyes peer into yours menacingly, like a puma about to pounce.
You can perceive with sickening clarity that this man is not just insane anymore, he's on the brink of a total psychotic breakdown, his fragile mind held together by sheer force of denial. Denial that he has just killed innocent white police officers. And you fear that one more wrong word from you will send him over the edge.
What do you do?
№150021[Quote]
do the israel worship ritual to try to befriend the cuckservative becouse xhe probably also loves israel
№150022[Quote]
Admit that you lied then hit a cool trickshot with your knife just like in your John Wick wholesome Keanu Reeves movies
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>>149648> You shuddered at the thought of what Barron would do once he officially comes to power - he might even cut off weapons donation to Israel. This makes no sense don't soys hate Israel
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>>149670Where is his raisin, he just raisin on the floor and now it is missing.
№150025[Quote]
>>150024Eaten by toilet niggers
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let out a battlecry and stab him, like how you attack people in undertale
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>>150023evendough that's younger soyboys, the older 'lenial and gen x soyboys still love israel
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>>150020the cuck starts to nervously shaking and says:
>No….? Why would I my.. my fellow redd- I mean aryan friend? Heil.. Hitler! Am I right? №150030[Quote]
>>150025Toilet niggers don't exist, take your meds
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>>150029<Oh my… you must be more brainwashed by vaccines than I thought. You are trying to resist.. but you couldn't…. Let me help you…He is coming to you closer and closer. Probably, you know what's going to happen. So, you throw the knife just like those hecking '90s anime and you began running toward the door
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>>150031Meds you aren't me
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>>150032nah, just giving you suggestions
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>>150020Distract him for just long enough to sprint out of his room
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SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THIS TO THE 'KI
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>>150020be like the brave black trans womxns that you listened and learned from and stand against this bigot for heckin' hurting our computerized friend
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>>150023Probably a reference to how trvmp is currently doing Israel’s bidding
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>>150020the uber eats guy you called earlier shows up and helps protect you from this heckin neonazi fascist scum
№150044[Quote]
>>150020Prove that you are a chudcel by trying your very hardest to say the N-word
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what happened to OP
№150047[Quote]
>>150046turned into soyboy from irony poisoning
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>>150022You admit that you lied, and letting out a fearsome battlecry, you begin swinging your knife like your D&D character.
His expression morphs into one of shock and a forlorn sentimentality.
<Hey.. that's my son's hand toy thingamabob.. I miss him a lot…You don't have the nerve to let go of the swinging knife to actually hit him, but fate seems to make that decision for you. The fragile toy snaps in half, sending the knife careening towards his head.
It misses.
But the toy catches on the brim of his hat and wraps around his head, then his neck, choking him out.
<A-ACKKKKKKK!!!He staggers, reeling with confusion and pain, gasping for air.
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>>150048Just as he begins to choke, you hear the sound of clattering wheels behind you.
The Uber Eats robot, Jaquavius, has arrived.
As it makes a beeline for the homeowner, you look inside its container. Your order has already been stolen, all except for the napkins.
<SHIET MANE I GOT TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMER AND PROVIDE EXCELLENT SERVICE THAT REPRESENTS COMPANY VALUES ON GOD FRBarely managing to drive over the body of the deceased officer, it begins driving repeatedly into the homeowner's leg with all of its horsepower. Which.. isn't very fast.
<THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF THE UBER FAMILY NIGGA!You're not sure what you expected.
What do you do?
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>>150048
Keep going
№150051[Quote]
>>150049Think back to the times when Obama was president
№150052[Quote]
>>150049run out of the apartment making sure the coast is clear
№150053[Quote]
>>150049FUCKING RUN RUN RUN
RUN №150054[Quote]
>>150049Grab the confederate flag.
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>>150049go check on your bull notifying him about the situation
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find jamal and smuggle him out of the building by hiding him inside the bigots skin
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up
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>>150049toss the weapons to the niggers on the ground to start a citywide chimpout
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>>150049Go immediately reunite with the bull because all the chudcels are now dead. Also apologize to jaquavius for being wh*te
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>>149956>>149991this voice is ass 💀
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>>150061Trooncase, didn't read
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braump
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>>150062doesnt use a computer award
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>>150064I'm typing on a laptop. Still trooncase, ignored. Stop being a slob or else I will never care about your suggestions
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>>150058do this nigga it will be legendary
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Free tip to improve content: do the opposite of what people who type like a coon nigger monkey tell you to do
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>>150068ok Ill do the opposite of what you said
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>>150070I didn't ask you to do anything
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>>150071erm but you implied it so thats biggoted and Imma block you
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>>150073Tsmt I like the boomer chudcel
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>>150074but didnt you say it was trooncase and troons do get all of faucis boosters?
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>>150077>>>150077shut up loosr, Im a troon so what? how is that your problem??? stop fucking possing me off you fucing incel loser go back
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>>150049Make sure it stays on
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>>150080Spine-tingling. Take your time
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>>150080Do this, you're a fucking legend and I hope this inspires more 'teens to follow in your footsteps
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>>150080QuestGOD I kneel im trans btw
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>>150083good luck on your transition
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>>150084Heckin' valid, you too xister
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>>150080You are the best, I don't give a shieet if it takes a million years for you to make one gemmy post, take your time drawGOD.
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>>150080This comic has to be the best thing i've seen in a couple months in the sharty, is a GEM, keep going drawGOD
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>>150085Thank, you xister you are sooo valid too.
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>>150066tsmt soyjak is a bad man
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>>150089Definitely he used that confederate man to kill the ice agents because he was too much of a coward to do it himself
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>>150073As you stare up at him struggling and choking to death, you feel a pang of guilt. You didn't mean to hurt him…
Trembling with fear, you reach up and undo one of the toy's coils. You're too scared of his wrath to remove it completely, but you hope that having loosened it a bit he won't die before you get back.
Once you come back with Jamal you'll save him, you tell yourself…
You also really want that viking knife. And you're also very intrigued by the glassy orb on the deceased officer's uniform - you've seen them before, but you don't know what the cops use them for. You resolve to investigate when you get back.
Reaching over the homeowner's shoulder as politely as possible, you tear the knife from the toy and stuff it in your pocket.
You then turn tail and run out of the room as fast as you can.
>Um, I'm sorry!You awkwardly yell back as you leave.
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>>150055You immediately run back to your room to check on Jamal, dragging the cabinet off the trapdoor and unlocking it.
You open it and peer down into the cramped cellar.
>Oh Jamal, are you okay? You must have been so scared!<Maaane I just been beating my meat.You help him out of the cellar and stand nervously in front of him, wringing your hands.
>Well um there's uh been some really bad stuff going on and I got mixed up in a really problematic situation and a lot of the racist police died and there's a bigot in there and um we kind of need to help him and yeah<Help him? Nigga I thought we was killing bigots n shiet.>Yeah but um but uh but it's um it's yeah<Whatever mane>Uhhh.. there's some sweet loot there too!<For real?Jamal's previously languid face perks up at the mention of free stuff.
What do you do?
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>>150092say "what do you think about walkable bbcs"
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>>150092head back to the other room with jamal
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>>150093You ask him what he thinks about walkable BBCs.
<Ain't NOBODY gon walk on my BBC!You silently open your mouth to correct him, but then close it again.
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>>150095Then you have sex with him
The end
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>>150095Correct yourself by saying you meant walkable cities
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>>150095call up komputersem and ask him for help
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>>150095OP you are a machine, remember to practice self-care and think of your mental health in these unprecedented and troubling times. And keep your boosters up to date
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>>150097You correct yourself that you meant walkable cities.
<Oh yeah<Walkable cities<Yeah<Uh<I 'unno>Oh come now Tyrone, don't you love living? Love the hustle and bustle? The night life? The vibrant community of walkable spaces?<raisin man I guess>So you like walkable cities then?<They's okay>YES!!!You give him head scritches for the correct answer. Very well done Tyrone!
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>>150101I just realized I accidentally called him Tyrone here, just pretend I said Jamal or something
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>>150101Realize you accidentally called Jamal Tyrone
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>>150103You realize you accidentally called Jamal Tyrone.
You clap your hands over your mouth.
>Oh my god. I am SO sorry Jamal.<S'alright.You can hear him mutter something like 'racis ass…' under his breath.
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>>150101oly hsit, tyone is on the 'read
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VP
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>>150104go back to the bigoted chuds room o algo
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>>150105Didn't xe run out of soylent though, that's why Soyak should go to the grocery store
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>>150104before he heads out he asks jamal if he is allowed to call his wife, thoughbeit it is okay if he is not because boundaries or somethig
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>>150110he realized he had one last one in jamals hiding place
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>>150096You ask him to have sex with you.
<Naaah what the fuck mane you on that gay raisin?<Miss me with that raisin I ain't no fag nigga HELL naw man you a gay ass nigga don't play with me like that I don't roll like that nigga I ain't fuck with that diddy raisin maneHe seems extremely agitated, having backed away and entered a defensive position, his hand itching at his glock. Staring at you, his eyes are bloodshot and he's snorting through his nose heavily.
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>>150114TELL HIM FLARRT LORE
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>>150114that black monkey, you meant your wife
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>>150114propose to him with a soylent bottle on the desk behind you
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>>150114ask him to have sex with your wife for REPARATIONS
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>>150114Come out as gender fluid to Jamal and that sometimes you’re a woman though assert his right by virtue of his enslaved ancestors to fuck your wife.
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>>150116>>150117You look at the soylent bottle and daydream about proposing to him with it. But sadly, for the moment, your love cannot be. You can only hope that with time, the love will blossom in his heart for you just as it has in yours for him. And also, if you were to do that right now there's half a chance he'd air you out like swiss cheese. Be still, my foolish heart.
You explain to him that you were talking about with your wife, not him. Like sex with him as in, a threesome with your wife. Where you're not participating. Just watching.
This seems to put him at ease, although he still eyes you warily.
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holy raisin he's back
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get back on track and bring jamal to the bigots house to see if he's still alive, also to let jamal arm himself with reparations from the bigot to defend against the racist police state
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>>150121check the phone NOW
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Going to sleep but I'll check your suggestions and continue in the morning
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BUMP
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Does anyone know of a free BLAQQ KANG TTS that isn't gay and annoying? Mine was a selfish little fuck and decided to tell me I am out of credits and I need to pay SIX DOLLARS to make it talk like a nigger
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Alternatively could someone go to:
https://www.narakeet.com/app/text-to-audio/?projectId=f6abd94b-b986-4c53-8f5e-0fcc1a4d7ba4Make sure the voice is set to Kendrick and paste in
>Nah what the fuck mane, you on that gay sheeit? Miss me with that sheeit I ain't no fag nigga HELL naw mane you a gay ass nigga, don't play with me like that I don't roll like that nigga, I ain't fuck with that diddy sheeit maneAnd then post the mp3 here
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>>150121Feraljak is still ringing you o algo
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>>150129I take that voice and slow it 15% and it sounds like this. It's a pretty good Tyrone UHHHHH I mean Jamal but I ran out of social credit score
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>>150121Promptly apologize for assuming Jamal's sexuality like a good goy
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>>150133Could you paste that line into it and deliver the mp3 by any chance? I'll give you reddit karma o algx
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I say keep the tts
It gives good boy quest vibes
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>>150121Feral is calling, he tells you that the police is there and are asking for Soyak's whereabouts.
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You remember the somewhat troublesome and obviously false statistic that proud men of African American descent are more likely to commit gun violence, and despite everything you rush off to hide the gun o algo
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go back and get that super awesome knife but make sure you flip the gorilla painting so jamal doesn’t see
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>>150102Geg. DrawGod you get passes for everything.
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>>150121you go back to save the bigot but tell tyrone to stay at the door because the bigot might kill him or something
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>>150142im sorry for being such an ignorant bigot o algo
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Bring back this era of jaking
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Arse
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Rise up to page 1 homestuck
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Bvmo
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>>150124You check your phone. 300 more voicemails from Feraljak. How does he even do it?
You call him. After a while of ringing, he picks up.
<What's up man>Uhhh… hey<Hey man>Well uh well I<Yeah?>Well there's kind of some bad stuff going on<Some bad stuff? Like what kind of bad stuff cuz there's like global cooling and global hunger and that raisin is really serious. For real.>No man. I got mixed up in some bad raisin<You better not have said the N-word again man.>NO! Don't bring that up, okay! I just… so the police came to my door. They wanted Jamal.<Oh snap oh snap did you let Jamal go wild on them? Fill 'em with lead like Rambo?>Uhhhm.. no<Well dang that would've been sick just saying>No I hid him and then I uhm snuck through another guy's window and some stuff happened and that guy killed all the police.<Damn. He sounds like a freakin WHOLESOME LEGEND!>I guess<So what do you want me to do about it?>Well it'd be nice if you came over maybe<Uhhh<Well I'm having a really sweet time with Cobbert right now<Kind of busy<So uh, no time to deal with cops<And also like they'd probably like confiscate my MDMA<it's like my sick donkey kong ecstasy too so. don't wanna lose it>No yeah that's totally fine I get that<But you can crash at my place or whatever man>Okay.-click-
You hurriedly hang up the phone. Fat load of help that was.
What do you do?
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>>150151Ask Jamal if he knows anybody that could drive the both of you to feral's house
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>>150151save the neighbour and then wipe his memories like superman does
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>>150151Go back to the evil bigot's house and save him, ask for his car key and then Cuck realises that the evil bigot has been incapacitated. Let Jamal loot the house. He find the car key himself and Cuck takes the glass orb from the police officer.
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>>150154You're not suppsed to suggest raisin soyak cant control
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try to hire a taxicab, preferably an electric one. Not a tesla doe.
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>>150151 Ask if any of the other neighbors would help.
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>>150155Yeah, leave it just trying to sneak in to grab the keys
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>>150155Tsmt xe could've just said sneak back into the neighbor's apartment to snatch his keys
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>>150151 Go back into the bigot's house and have tell Jamal to loot his house looking for anything that could be useful
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>>150152The streets being as abysmally unwalkable as they are, without even a sliver of sidewalk, you realize you need a c*r to get to Feral's house. You don't own a c*r because you're a decent human being, so usually you take the bus to work.
You turn to Jamal and ask him whether he knows anybody who could drive both of you to Feral's house.
<shiett.. I got my homies from da projects but ion think you gon like em much>It's okay Jamal, I'm like one of you in spirit! Just call them up so they can drive us!<Okay maneThat being settled, without further delay you take Jamal to the bigot's room. Your eyes widen at the sight before you.
The homeowner is splayed out on the floor, his eyes having rolled to the back of his head and foam spilling from his mouth.
His hand has also been crushed by the trap you set earlier. It seems that even in what might have been his final moments, he really needed that goshdarned Zyn.
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>>11838888
Before you usher Jamal into the room, you flip over the gorilla painting so he doesn't see. You've read before that apes go berserk when they make eye contact with another ape, and you don't want to risk it. Not that Jamal is an ape. You would never insinuate that.
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>>150139Before you usher Jamal into the room, you flip over the gorilla painting so he doesn't see. You've read before that apes go berserk when they make eye contact with another ape, and you don't want to risk it. Not that Jamal is an ape. You would never insinuate that.
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>>150166posted it again award
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>>150166posted it again award
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>>150154Stepping into the room, Jamal's eyes light up.
<DAAAAYYYYYUMMM you wasn't lyin' about the loot mayne!As he begins looting the gun wall, you urgently rush over to the homeowner, undoing the toy around his throat.
>A-are you okay?He is not okay.
Laying unconscious, he is still breathing soft, shallow, barely perceptible breaths. But he's clearly on the brink of death, and without medical attention, he's not going to last very long. His face is turning blue.
<Sheeeeeee this old man even got that uhhh that war raisin mane. that real combat raisin you know. killer raisin.Jamal yells out to you in glee. He's also found the homeowner's car keys, which could be useful. You now have two possible modes of escape.
Checking one last time that the old man is still alive, you turn your attention to the dead officer. Sidling up to the body, you carefully reach out and remove the orb, fighting the urge to vomit and cry from the gore. You're so heckin' traumatized.
You inspect the orb, turning it over in your hands. It's a crystalline ball, and attached to it is a flexible tube, with what appears to be a nozzle at the end for breathing or blowing through. This is especially strange considering that the orb doesn't seem to be hollow.
Inside, you see a flickering red shape darting around the orb.
What do you do?
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>>150169breathe through it im trans btw
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>>150169Give him CPR and reconnect it
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>>11845435
>calling those PIGS over to your area, when you have heckin five stars like in GTA
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>>150169Take the bigot’s big shirt to use as a bag to hold all of the epic loot or to do the trench coat thing.
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>>150169try to put the orbs at the mans mouth to try and revive him,and we will bring him in our adventure
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>>11845598
say that jamal will also cuck his wife a
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put the orb your pocket and do mouth to mouth cpr to the bigot like how they do it in your marvel movies
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>>150174this is smart
>>150175but this is very dangerous
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>>150169smoke it like weed shieeet
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>>150169Put in your pocket or anywhere to keep it safe and dispose of the ICE agents before calling 911
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>>150170If it does anything it would be better to use it on the confederate guy in case it can save his life
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>>150169paint Jamal’s skin white to trick the alt right xenophobic bigoted neonazi police or give him a makeshift white pointed hood so he can go outside safely
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BVMQ
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remove the racists clothes and put them on jamal so he can walk outside in peace
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>>150182maybe give him a bald cap and glasses and a neckbeard too
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The glassy orb is an intense experimental psychedelic that cops have attained from their constant raids on o block and it makes you see the collective unconscious or something
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Gemerald go up
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>>150164fucken evil soyak or something
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>>150169post it on reddits r/weird and r/damnthatsinteresting to farm some wholesome updoots while trying to figure out what it maybe.
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>>150169You get overwhelmed by the severity of the situation and have another realistic panic attack, you ask Jamal for a hug so you can down a little bit
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>>150188just like my heckin antiheroooooosssssss!!!!!!
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>>150169I want to point out that the last frame in this post is the 88th gem of the Save the Bull series.
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upclitty o algo
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>>150193Take all the time you need
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Uperald o algo
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>>150167posted it again while giving the posted it again award award
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nigger
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New plot idea
Soyjak feels bad for killing those people (evandoe they are heckin bigots) and wants to save them o algo
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>>150202Btw I am gonna break them up into like 3-5 minute chunks o algo… Nobody with a tiktokGOD attention span is going to want to watch this as a feature length film, so I'll make it episodic
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'rald
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>>150193Take a break chud, you did 88 panels in 4 days you know that's 22 panels a day
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>>149956>>149991>>150202for the final version(s) you should remove all the "what do you do?" prompts tbh it would sound better
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>>150208Yeah I was trying to decide what to do about that… Either remove them or else I could splice in screenshots of the chud replies prompting the action, but doing that and leaving time to read them might make be too much
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>>150209from an emmersivness point of veiw it would be better to leave out the prompts
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>>150211I agree, you've convinced me.. I'll do that in the final edit
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>>150202Yep, it's a gemerald
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Gem thread, upvoted!!!
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This thread is a GEMERALD!
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This thread shall not die
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>>150203dont try sharing it on the chinktok o algo share them on tube and instagram
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>>150216>>150217>>150218bumping the looped thread award
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bvmp
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When is xe going to travel to an alien planet and have gay sex with grey aliens to gain xis slopteir or however hussie is raisin at writing
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>>150202I can do the heckin commericial breaks
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>>150226geg make commercials for sproke that would be gemmy
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>>149648Those gargoyles GEG
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>>150202once in a lifetime gemerald
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>>150066Soyboys for all their weakness are evil IRL so that tracks
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>>150144It's a renaissance
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>>150219No I won't I just meant that nobody wants to watch a 15 minute video anywhere
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>>150226Geeeeg this is a good idea
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>>150226Make a thrembos ad
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homecuck
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>>150236There's prolly people with enough of an attention span to watch a 15 minute video
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>>150240At the end I'll render the whole thing into a heckin' chungus epic A24 spine-tingling feature length film in widescreen letterbox format and dolby surround sound for the people who want a more civilized and mature no-jumpscare experience
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>>150241can you try find real people to do the voices?
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>>150241Gem This thread made me want to work on stuff for my own thing
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Fucking gem
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>>150193Have jamal try and bolt a few rifles to the back of an escape vehicle to use as a technical
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>>150242I wish but I'm a friendless chudcel
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>>150246Get soyteens to do it then
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>>150247I couldn't even get 'teens to run a TTS for me after I ran out of free credits lol
If somebody wants to voice act then feel free to do a character's script and post mp3
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>>150243Don't let your dreams be dreams, lock in
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Gem
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>>150198Idk if this is the same person who made gbq
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>>150260holy gem, the metal gear dialogue sequence made me geg
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biomu
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>>150261Heheh thanks ‘teen
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[manchild swim]
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up
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>>150048i feel bad for this old fat man he didnt deserve this
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OP GOT RAPED BY NIGGERS
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someone should replace the op
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>>150268Erm, chud, snopes says this is FALSE
I'm still heckin' alive, I've been working on the next sequence in the comic all day yesterday. But due to life obligations I won't have most of today to myself, so I may take an extra day to complete it. Hopefully you chuds can survive that long without going into withdrawals
Believe it or not I've been working at the same rate, the next sequence is just really complex. And I told you that it'd be slowburn, have some patience!
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>>150269I will replace him
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>>150269let the drawGOD rest he made one thrembillion panels in 5 days
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>>150277Would be a good prank if the sharty rebranded as X and larped as twitterGODS
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>>150274Looks pretty good so far
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>>149597 (OP)Kys soyjak pedo
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gemerald
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>>150281I look like this and say this
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>>150282'Gated, now back to 4cuck with you
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nump
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Le bump
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Ö
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>>150289Y'know idk if it would fit into the current plot but it would be cool to see the chicken factory at some point if only as a cameo
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Gump
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BVMQ
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The QVEST will QONTINVE don't worry
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>>150293DQN'T VVQRRY I'M A PLVN TRVSTER
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Page 1 award
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OP got raped by space niggers, confirmed
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>>150296SNOPES CHECK: UNSUBSTANTIATED
As I said yesterday, it'll take until the end of today for me to complete the panels I'm working on but we'll be back to normal programming shortly
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Yo tf is ts website nigguh??
I raped some crakkka in my UFO and he was on this raisin!
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be patient little cacas OP will give us more soon enough
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upclitty
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>>150258I'm assuming episode 4 will be when the next update is out?
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>>150306Yeah I got a couple scenes in ep4 but gonna collect some more content until it's about the same 7min length ish
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>>11899508
'Gated award
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Can you make a website for these cataloguing everything and the suggestions you responded to and made a panel from
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'cuck
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>>150300Same, tonight can't come any sooner
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OP ignore your family and raisin just give us more please
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>>150312Marge who the fuck is lvie
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>>150316Nah I trust op to cook after he's done with his family
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Let OP finish his tendies. Don't be a selfish little fuck
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>>150319This is a slf free thread. >ev&oe there are people in the thread wanting the update now
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>>150325This is all of us btw
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gem go up
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>>150325i look like and say this
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Bumo
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>>150322thank you for the effort adventureGOD
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>>150170>>150172After thoroughly investigating the orb, you decide that it might have healing properties (since the shape inside is red like the heckin' healing potions in your video games). After some intense mouth-to-mouth resuscitation attempts and CPR, you clumsily insert the nozzle on his gaping mouth. His eyes twitch slightly, but otherwise there isn't any noticeable difference in his condition. You can't read his facial expression.
Shrugging, you decide to try putting it to your mouth yourself.
>>>>…What the FUCKING FUCK was that? Was that freakin' biblically accurate angels?
When you regain composure, you find the room around you is completely still, as if frozen in time. Try as you might, you are unable to move a muscle. Your surroundings are bathed in a blue sheen, and you can see several small star-like points of light in all directions.
In front of you stands a diminutive red being with sparkling eyes of gemstone, continually rotating in its head. Even though you can't track its gaze, you can feel its stare boring into you.
What do you do?
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>>150332ask the red little buddy what he is
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>>150332video isn't loading I'm going to kms
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>>150332Ask what that thing is and where the both of you are
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>>150334You try to ask the little red guy what he is. To your surprise, despite your lips being frozen shut, your words come out nearly as smoothly as they would if you were talking normally.
The being considers your question, scratching its head.
<I don't quite know myself! Scientists call me a 'daemon', but the police that held me previously-He points towards the mangled officer.
<-called me a 'Djinn'. Regardless, I'm looking forward to serving you!Its voice is unnaturally high-pitched, on the verge of chirping, but with resonance as if it had a deep bass timbre.
What do you do?
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bumo
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>>150338ask the daemon about their abilities
>what can YOU do? №150342[Quote]
>>150341Since both of the names that the daemon said sound unappealing to you, you decide on a nickname for it. It looks kind of… implike, so you decide to call it Impish.
You can sense that it is okay with this.
You ask the daemon about what its abilities are.
It alights upon the homeowner's shoulder before responding.
<Well, I'm trapped in this crystal, so there's not much I can physically do. My jive is more reconnaissance.<Whenever you inhale through the crystal, you slow time down so that a single second feels like ten minutes. In this time, you can ask me anything you want. With more practice, you can do other things yourself, but right now that's about all you can do. I'm able to move around and survey things in a certain radius around you, about 20 feet, and I can also read minds on a basic level - if they're thinking about a basic action like eating or throwing something, or their general emotion. I'll report all those things back to you.<But whatever you do, do NOT let the nozzle get stuck on your face. Unless you feel like spending an eternity with me. I wouldn't mind. You have a one-second grace period to get the mask off, but after that you're stuck here for another ten minutes. And those can rack up.What do you do?
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>>150342Ask if the imp can help the confederate guy
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>>150343You ask if Impish can help the confederate guy.
It looks over to him and shakes its head.
<Nothing I can do. He's almost dead, and I can barely read anything in that jumbled brain other than terror. But don't worry about him. You have more important things to do right now. See those three stars there in the distance?He motions to three particular specks of light that you can see through your wall.
<Those are police, and they're nearing your location. I'd high tail it if I were you.What do you do?
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>>150350Ask how the hell do you even get out of here to hightail it in the first place o algo
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Ask about your wife, if xhe knows where she is
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jump out the window and do some parkour, using your light bodyweight to your advantage
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>>150351>How the hell do you even get out of here to hightail it in the first place??You ask.
<Well, that's simple enough.It says, neatly clasping its fingers together.
<You just wait!You feel a wave of terror and indignation hit you. Just wait? Just wait?? Is he seriously expecting you to just freaking wait TEN freaking minutes, with no podcasts? Not even hecking music? Is he out of his flipping mind? THIS IS LITERALLY INHUMANE AND UNETHICAL TREATMENT!
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ask impish if he can let you listen to talk tuah
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>>150332gem that worth the wait
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>>150354paint jamal's face white to fool those neonazis or something
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Pin this raisin NOW
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>>150355You ask Impish if he can let you listen to Talk Tuah.
He just stares at you.
You feel judged.
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>>150359Ask if you can listen to anything to wait out the 10 minutes
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>>150360You ask him if you can listen to anything to wait out the ten minutes.
He shakes his head.
You can feel the anguish bubbling inside you. If you could move, you would be crying and screaming right now.
>>>After an agonizingly boring 10 minutes, time resumes at its normal pace and you remove the crystal.
Jamal, still excitedly looting, runs up to you holding a photograph he's taken from the homeowner's wallet.
<DAAAYYYUMMM THIS NIGGA WIFE A FIIINE AAH SHYT. I WONDER IF SHE LIKE BLACK BOYS?He holds up a photograph of what is presumably the homeowner's wife standing in a grassy field. There's a phone number and address written in the corner with marker.
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>>150361>>150362you need to do somethingwhile waiting so you decide to go look through the confederate guys stuff and find an old chest (like a heckin piraterino from your favorite anime.)
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>>150364NIGGER YOU DON'T DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE STORY YOU JUST DESCRIBE SOYAKS ACTIONS YOU FUCKING RETARDED SPASTIC o algo
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>>150361this nigger is so keyeg geg
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>>150362>Jamal, we have to go.<Maaaaaaane but there's so much good shiet here!As you drag Jamal away by his shirt collar, you look up at the homeowner sorrowfully. You debate whether you should bring him along to try and get him help.
What will you do?
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>>150368call the ambulance and flee
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ambulances cost too much money doe. maybe call an uber instead?
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>>150368kiss on the bigot's cheek for wishing him to get well
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>>150368Take him to the hospital
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>>150369Think the cops are gonna get suspicious?
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>>150370Would prolly depend on where the nearest hospital is + it would be safer to call an ambulance
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Bumo
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>>150368Try to save the homeowner’s life by doing a surgery on him and the dead cop, using the cop’s throat to replace the chud’s crushed one
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>>150377tsmt, use your knowladge of doing diy transition surgery's to save him
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>>150368raisin on the floor in anguish for his condition
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>>150381AAAAAAAAAAA SCARY!!!!
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>>150379Has enough time passed for soyjak to drop another log? Plus xe hasn't eaten anything for a while
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>>150387he should drink the black rifle coffee for some energy
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>>150388Fair, xe'll prolly need it to stay awake until xim and Jamal get to Feral's place
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>>150368let go of the confederate guy for now, but have him return on a later time in the story (kinda like a plot twist)
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>>150392You've witnessed prime adhd nigga behavior
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Bump
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>>150361Watch confederate guy's wife be even more racist than him
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>>150368let jamal keep one gun
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>>150396As a treat don't forget that
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>>150396On the way out, you ask Jamal if he brought back a gun with him.
<I took all the guns nigga>All the guns? But that's not -You glance down, eyes opening wide. He has, in fact, brought every single gun from the bigot's room. How is that even possible?
You decide not to think about it.
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>>150369You call an ambulance, stuttering out an explanation of the homeowner's condition to the dispatcher, and flee down the elevator to the parking lot.
As you walk out, you hear the roar of an engine puttering to a stop. Jamal's friends have arrived.
Their truck is a downright prehistoric model of Buick, completely dilapidated. The front bumper is hanging by a thread, the window is cracked, and the paint is covered in scratches. And yet, despite all reason, it continues to run.
The group yells out as they see Jamal approaching, waving their hands.
^WASSSUUUUPPPP BIG DOG!<Yo yo yo!-=<Yo dog whas good=-
A drop of sweat beads down your forehead and your fingers quiver. Despite your best attempts at being non-racist, you're scared by these guys. You chastise yourself internally for your microaggression.
>Uhm, Jamal… are these your um, gang?His friends suddenly erupt into raucous laughter, hooting and hollering.
Jamal turns to you, filled with mirth. Your face flushes bright red and you look down in shame. This is your worst nightmare - to be mocked by heckin' cool black guys. You just hope they'll forgive you for being white.
<sheit yeah nigga this my crewHe turns back to them and points to them in order of left to right.
<thas my nigga Big Samson^Thas rite!<And thas my main man Lil Doorknob<No one realer!<And thas my nigga Low Life-=<Ayo=-
<shiet anyways we gotsa get going, you got a space fo' my lil nigga over here?He gesticulates towards you.
-=<Yeah we got a place in the back, no problem.=-
Low Life smirks, pointing his thumb to the bed of the truck.
<Yeah, real comfy over here!Lil Doorknob peers down at you, grinning from ear to ear.
You do a cartoonish gulp. You've never ridden in a truck bed before. Isn't that… Illegal? And dangerous?
What do you do?
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>>150399Make the best of your situation and start lookout duty
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up
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>>150399You’re not a racist, are you? Climb into the truck bed and do as they say
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Bumping this kino
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>>150399suggest stealing one of the cars in the parking lot as a way to gain respect from your new black bipoc friends and get invited to the cookout
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up
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>>150399Despite your anxiousness, you think about how the beautiful black queens that you covet so dearly would be disappointed in you for acting like a f*cking facist bigot
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VP
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>>150407Another sentient nameroll
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Only talk when spoken to by a black king and climb into the back
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Also going into the back is only fair, since black people had to sit in the back of the bus a thrembillion years ago and now its your turn to sit in the back because of white guilt or something
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This is such a heckin' gemerald thread, keep up OP
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>>150399ask Jamal for a gun to bolt to the back of the truck like the hecking halo warthogerino
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BVMQ
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>>150414Guns are bad doebeit
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>>150414soyak cant touch a gun though
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>>150399offer to let them have their way with your wife in exchange for a ride
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pee pee my pants
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>>150399tap your feet with a little dance
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>>150399tell low life that purple text is from -= on both sides without flipping it
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>>150399Ask tyrone if we're going anywhere heckin epic before tbe cops show up
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>>150426Probably should just get to feral's house
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Loop the thread Jannies or something
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>>150419You're shaking uncontrollably. This situation is so heckin' stressful. You just embarrassed yourself in front of cool POCs and now you're being forced to be in an incredibly unsafe environment. Just riding in a c*r is scary enough - every time you ride in a one, you remember auto accident statistics and cling to the seatbelt for dear life. But to ride in a truckbed? It's basically suicide. Not that there's anything wrong with suicide.
To make matters worse, you suddenly realize that your bladder is full. In the heat of the moment, you had forgotten to piss. Why the heck hadn't you just gone when you were in the bathroom?
You desperately strain to hold it in. More embarrassment in front of these BLACK KINGS is the last thing you need. But despite yourself, a few drops stain your Baby Yoda PJs. You pray to Fauci they won't notice.
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>>150405Panicking, you try to think of anything that could get you out of this situation. Suddenly, you remember that you still have the bigot's car keys.
Your voice no more than a quivering mumble, you speak up.
>uuhmm.. I have the car keys of the old guy we uhhm… stole from… we could.. steal his car… if you want.. or something..Low Life's eyes widen slightly and he leans in, grinning.
-=<That right? We might hafta take a look.=-
<Yeah, there might be some sick raisin in there! Wonder if he got pills…-=<No, man. Listen. The heat gon be on that car, so I drive it, and take the heat off you as you make your getaway. Get it?=-
<Oh yeah makes sense man makes sense.Lil Doorknob lowers his voice to a conspiratorial whisper.
<By the way, when you do purple text you do -= on both sides. You don't flip it. Just lettin' ya know man.<Oh yeah. Thanks nigga.Low Life turns to you.
<Aight kid you comin' with me. This gon be your first break-in right? You wanna be a real nigga?You nod your head urgently. He cracks a smile.
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He takes you by the back of your shoulder and leads you to go find the bigot's car.
The vehicle is massive, dwarfing the others around it. A newer model, it bears the trademark decadence of the age, looking more like a block of cheese than a car. You marvel at just how stupid this car design is. Why do the windows look like that?? And of course it's camo. You consider posting this on r/CrappyDesign, but your attention is wrenched back by the feeling of a carbon nanofiber bat entering your hands.
<Here nigga. Crack the windows in.
>But.. but I have the key right here..
<No. You have to crack it.
>But..but…
Your voice trails off. Who are you to argue with a BIPOC king? Your old equity teacher would have slapped you just for talking that way.
But it's so friggin scary… What if you get hurt by the glass? Or you break your wrist? And you could go to jail! You know this is empowering black behavior, but when you imagined being one of the n*ggas, you pictured yourself smoking heckin' weederino and doing sick raps, not.. this.
What do you do?
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>>150431whoops, forgot to do the blue text on the "by the way" part and the purple text on the "everyone got the plan" part
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Sheeeeeeeeit
I just got off work, I got a lot of catching up to do with the video n' sheit mane nigga it's gems doe no doubt bout dat
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>>150432do a flying jumpkick at the window like the superheros in your caperaisin movie
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>>150432use the force to lift up the bat and smash it against the car to crack the window
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>>150432Tell low life that the pigs could arrive any minute now and you'll stop being a selfish little fuck and ride in the back of the truck
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>>150434It's good at least there's plenty for raid video
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Bvmped
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Bumperald
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BUMPERINO
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say nigga to establish yourself as one of jamals people and hopefully stop embarrassing yourself or something
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Gem go up
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>>150443Here for soyjak getting jumped o algo
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>>150446Yes on the comment section also there should be a way to save your place like my heckin homestucerinoooooossssss!!!! or something
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Gem stays up
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>>150441It really is soystuck. Gemmy. OP if you play your cards right maybe you get the most annoying e-girls you've ever seen dressing up as these characters in a few years
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>>150446Don't allow image or link posting.. Word to the wise
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>>150450Yeah I definitely won't, it'll just be text
Links are the thing I'm worried about since if they obfuscate the links by putting spaces between them or something it'd be hard to detect and delete, if I can even get a detection system
But I figure as long as I check the comments daily it shouldn't be too hard to just manually check and delete anything like that
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lecture this heckin valid BIPOC on why you stealing the car would perpetuate harmful stereotypes of black people
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>>150449I'll be laughing my ass off if we see mentally ill teenage girls cos playing as soyjaks in the future because of this
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Up
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Doctoooooos bumping isnt making the gem go up!!!
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>>150455Marge, what do you mean by crack them?
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Wholesome 100 Keanu chungus uperino
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>>11966610
Marge how doe
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>>11966610
alieviate this mortal coil negro, OP knows best
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>>11966610
'How did open ruin the story? Or are you being a facetious retard?
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>>150436Summoning The Force with every fiber of your being, you hold the bat up shakily and swing it.
…The glass doesn't even crack. Instead, the force of the blow reverberates through your entire body.
Your head spins as you stumble back dizzily, dropping the bat. Your wrist hurts a lot. You think you sprained it.
Low Life takes a drag of his cigarette. He looks like he's holding himself back from bursting into laughter.
<Ay nigga<Good job<Now get yo ass back to the truck befo' the pigs come.>But..<Get.You relent. If the police's attention is going to be on that car, it would be safer for you not to ride in it. Even if you have to… ride in the truckbed…
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Returning to the truck, you tentatively climb into the back.
>Uhm… do you have any belts to hold us in place?
<No nigga, tf?
You shudder. The car engine starts, and you hold onto the side of the car for dear life, crouching down to try to be as secure as possible.
You're utterly terrified. The speed is blistering. You feel like the skin around your eyes is peeling off. This is not a FUCKING human or safe environment.
After you've entered your lane, Lil Doorknob speaks up.
<Ayo, you niggas like my new coat? It got them nanobots n shieet. Makes it all kindsa colors. Dope ass colors man. And it can change shape n shiet too. Keep poking me sometimes though. But it aight.
<yeah nigga it pretty dope
^Pretty sick man. It remind me of like.. you know that movie where it's in the ocean n shiet, and the orange nigga lookin for his son?
<You mean Finding Nemo?
^Shiet yeah
^Like the nigga home. 'swhat I's thinking of. With all the weird rocks n shiet.
<yeah man word I getcha
<Hey shorty, your draws look kinda similar like, with all of that incandessonent shiet. Whysat?
<yeah they them nanobots n shiet too
<Mane
<Why you need nanobots in yo underwear
^Yeah kinda wack man. That shiet gon wriggle around and shiet
<It's comfortable nigga, aight? Shiet gives my ass support!
^Why you needin your ass supported for, to attract niggas?
Jamal snorts.
<NO! NO NIGGA! FUCK OFF MANE!! YOU KNOW ION PLAY LIKE THAT!
<You know who really wack doe? Low Life nigga, Double L. On God. I came in on that nigga otha day and he had like that new drug, you know the shiet they get from dolfins or some shiet. Jelly shiet that makes you jizz a tonna times.
<Nigga was just rubbin' it on heself mane. All over. And he ain't even move. Just sitting there smilin'. Mad weird man. Mad weird.
Big Samson's brow furrows and he purses his lips.
^Damn. Sick ass nigga.
<For real. That's my homie. Bad as hell.
Jamal grins gleefully.
Suddenly, he gets a call. He picks up quickly, holding it to his ear. It's Low Life.
<Sup nigga
<Nigga I need you to get over here NOW. The car's autopilot gone fuckin' nuts man. Soon as they got on my tail, started swervin' and shiet. Ion know what they did but I can't fucking fire and keep this shiet from driving off the bridge at the same damned time.
<Say less nigga we're on our way.
Big Samson quickly the car into another lane, nearly crashing into another driver, and slams his foot on the accelerator.
Meanwhile, you're pressed to the floor of the car bed, trying your best to stay alive. You're hyperventilating, and your hands are numb. This isn't okay. You wish you had your porn subreddits to ease your mind right now.
What do you do?
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>>150466Enter cracked mode
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>>150466post on r/mildlyinfuriating about the lack of belts
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>>150466Think of what your proud African Americanerino ancestors would do in this siuation
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>>150466jump out of the car due to a realistic panic attack
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>>150466explain to low life to tell the car that it needs to drive straight not gay
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>>150470this one because it made me geg
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>>150466Take deep breaths, ask Jamal for a gun, and lock tf in
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Keep the gem up
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Go up
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>>150307Frogcacas are really this gay btw
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go on your phone and use your meditation app to do breathing exercises and calm down
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>>150466wheres low life o algo
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>>150480he's in the bigot's car distracting the heckin' pigs
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>The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
>You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
>You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
>Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
>And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
>What do you do?
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>>150481Yeah something tells me low life might die
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dnb adventure thread
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>>150466lock in like your badass Iraq war hero Jocko Willink and tell yourself despite your situation everything is >good
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Gem stay up
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>>150482Forgot to sage award o algo o algo
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>>150479TSMT or something
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Bumping this gemerald
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>>150489Don't forget while listening to Jefre Cantu-Ledsema >ev&oe that's for when Jamal is fucking soyjak's wife
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>>150470>>150472Honestly would be hilarious if soyjak ends up in jail due to him flying out of the car and right in front of the cops
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Keeping the gem up for when the update comes
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damn that could make a heckin gemmy animation pilots just like in my favourite adulting cartoons! im trans btw
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shoving the bottle of soylent up my ass and shooting it out at le police
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>>150466enter rapeson mode and help them with sliming the opps
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>>150498ev&oe soyjak left the soylent bottle at home
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>>150499Marge, what is rapeson mode?
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One of you lazy assholes update the tts video please (1,2,3 not it)
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>>150502the guy who makes the videos is probably busy with work and stuff. Stop being a slf
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Gem goes up hopefully the next update is SQQN
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wheres good boy quest p4
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>>150473As Big Samson swerves the car from lane to lane with urgency, you cling to the rim of the car bed.
You hear him bark over the roar of the wind.
^We're closin' in on his location niggas. Buck up.You enter a panicked frenzy. You're about to be in a fucking direct fucking confrontation with the fucking cops, an actual driveby shootout. You'd only ever seen them in your heckin' Tarantino movies. You can't even imagine being in a situation where you could die. For real. From g*ns.
You wrack your brain on what to do. It really seems hopeless. All you can do is just lay down and pray to Science you don't die.
But abruptly, a thought flits through your mind.
You think about all the black kings that died valiantly fighting the fascist pigs that hate them for the color of their skin.
You think about the badass punks in Antifa that blow nazi chuds' brains out.
And most of all, you think of the black queens. The Afro-American goddesses that have to face hardship and woe every day in AmeriKKKa, with no one to man up and pay their child support.
You take a deep breath.
Your hands stop quaking.
With newfound determination you stand up, braving the storm, and turn to face Jamal and Big Samson.
>I need to be strong… to fight for black queens across the world…>Jamal, please give me a gun.<shiet aight<Imma be real I aint fightin for no black bitches tho^Facts brotha<White bitches tho?<Shiiii^Shiiiiii<Shiiiiiii<but you do you mane<Sides, i though you hated guns n' shi.>Well… I do. But sometimes, you have to use the hostile mechanisms of the enemy to deconstruct oppressive systems.<uhhhhhhhhhhh<fax mane.<YEAH NIGGA! FUCK THA SYSTEM!Lil Doorknob turns to you amiably.
<Here man. I got some extra.He pulls an AK 47 from his pants and puts it in your hands. How are they fitting all this stuff in there??
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>>150508STOP ALL TRAIN OF THOUGHT AND BEGIN FARTING VIOLENTLY TO THE THOUGHT OF NIGGER DICKS
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>>150508You try shooting at the tires of the police cars as a non-lethal way to deter the fascists
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>>150092why does he have bully on his shirt
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>>150508Fire some warning shots at the pigs to back off
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>>150508Fire it in the general direction of pigs, the shockwaves from the massive 50. Cal bullets will kill them just like they would have killed Trump has the assassination attempt been real
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>>150508Tell all the black kangs if the cops start firing to stand behind you
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up
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>>150508Shoot at the fascist pigs, like how you shoot at people in your favourite retro game fortnite
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Uperald
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>>150507Just realized that in panel 4 I made a layering error that made big samson look like he has an extra arm geg
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>>150518Mutated by a contaminated black & mild… or something
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Gem goes up o algo
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Up
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>>150508Carefully aim a shot at an officer's car
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>>150527I have a good feeling that we'll be eating good tomorrow
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Gem goes up
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Uperald and bumoerald
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Gem go up
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Bumo
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Mods loop this gem NQVV!!!!
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>>150508blind the pigs by throwing your soiled underwear at them or something
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>>150535Evandough xe did or something
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uperald or something
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Gen stays up or something
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>>150535even doe he literally did in front of the black kangs
>>150430 or something
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>>150539Pretty sure pissing yourself and dhitting yourself are two different kinds of embarrassment or something
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>>150516This command made me geg or something
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Gen goes up or something
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BVMQ or something
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bvmp or something
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>>150546No arrow or something
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>>150546marge, you mean the thread sucks?
>ev&oe it's a shining, glistening, gemerald or something
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1488 bumpburgers for the froot loop thread and all that stuff
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>>150508Before he shoots anything needs to have a revelation about using a gun because… you know he fears g*ns more than anything. He needs to have a reason to start using it like “THINK ABOUT OUR WIFES SON HE’S ONLY A ZYGOTE WHICH DOESNT MAKE HIM A REAL BABY YET BUT SCIENCE ALL MIGHTY I WILL USE A G*N TO SAVE TEQUAN JR, I HAVE TO DO THIS” or some raisin
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>>150509Suddenly, something hits you.
These black kings were just talking about.. white women.
Their preference for white women.
How they want to BLACK snowbunnies.
Snowbunnies like your wife.
Overcome by soy ecstasy, you stop all train of thought and begin farting violently to the thought of nigger dicks.
…Or that's what you would do, if you didn't have self control, and more importantly, shame.
Instead, you do your best to banish the urge from your mind.
All at once, you are interrupted from your inner war by something whizzing past your head.
A bullet.
A heckin' bullet.
You cower in terror, clutching the AK like a liferaft.
^GET BLASTIN' NIGGAS!Big Samson bellows, grabbing a rifle with both his hands, a third hand coming up from under his shirt to grip the steering wheel. Wait, what? A third hand? How did you not notice that before?
Tyrone stares at the arm. He isn't shocked, so you can assume he's familiar with it, but still intrigued.
<I's been wondering, why you got those extra arms anyway?Big Samson pauses for a moment before responding.
^My momma drank when she wuz havin' me.<Nigga… You ain't get no extra arms from booze.^Whuteva mane. I jus' tellin' it how it be.Jamal glances at Samson, blinking uncomprehendingly.
<I… aight mane.He quickly whips his head around to peek out the window, surveying the scene, and begins firing indiscriminately towards the police vehicles.
Lil Doorknob does similarly, but taking more leveled, precise shots. You're surprised at just how steady he manages to be considering he's holding the rifle in only one hand, clinging to the car with the other.
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>>150553Shoot back at police with messy aim because its too heavy
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looped brimstone kys
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unlooped gemstone lys
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>>150553freak out due to the realistic blood and dive into the front cab into you bvlls lap or something
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you animate pretty good nigga too bad you create actual garage toddler shit adventure threads
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>>150559problem, whiteboi?
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>>150563xe is a coalposter who seethes at the gems
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>>150564not him but he is the first gemmer in this thread for a while. this adventure shit has run its course.
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>>150553Take a video and put it on r/ACAB for updoots
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>>150553Start spraying them pigs
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>>150554>>150568Shakily rising to your feet, you level the gun as best you can and open fire on the pigs.
The knockback nearly topples you over. Nobody told you guns would be this heckin' difficult! Your hero Keanu made it look so easy…
The bullets spray randomly, none hitting any officers. You have, however, attracted their attention towards you, and now a hail of bullets sprays in your direction. You duck under the rim of the truckbed for cover.
Your ears ring and your arms hurt a freakin' lot. You really need some self care right now.
What do you do?
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>>150569shoot myself in hoping this nightmare passes
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>>150569Check my pockets for something useful that would grant me strength or calm me down
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>>150569Use the crystal and ask Impish for help
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>>150571You rummage through your pockets for something to grant you strength or calm you down in these trying times.
Your inventory contains:
-Your phone
-Your wallet
-The strange crystal orb
-The remains of your Tacticool Swinging Viking Knife
-The bigot's car key
-A butter knife
What do you do?
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>>150573Reposition yourself somewhere where the recoil can't knock you down
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>>150573tie the knife to the back of the car
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>>150573I wrap the slingy knife thing around the ak as a bayonet
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>>150573Go on your phone and go to YouTube and listen to Star wars
Duel of the fates
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>>150573Drop into an orb k-hole again
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>>150577Do this so you can be inspired by the moving cinematic soundtrack and find the strength and courage to fire back at the pigs
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>>150577This would be hecking KINOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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>>150573summon impish to stop the time and kill the pigs when they're frozen or something while listen to the star wars ost or whatever
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go up
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Up up up
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>>150576Would by hype as hell ngl o algo
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>>150573USE THE ORB TO CALL THE HECKING DEMON O ALGO TO FREEZE TIME
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bump
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BUMO
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go up
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go up
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bumperino
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>>150591not opwow its really you damn
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>>150591Yeah you can
t. OP
BTW my apologies for the delay on the next panel I was smoking crack
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Up goes the looped thread
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>>150591biggest aryan award
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>>150573use the crystal ball and ask impish if he has any dice
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Keeping this looped gem up
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>>150591I kneel Aryan king
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this is the best adventure thread ive ever seen
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bumo o algo
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Attack the butterknife to the barrel like a bayonet and use it to slash the fascist pigs tires
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bumo to keep the looped gem up or algo im trans btw
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>>150577You take your phone from your pocket and start listening to Duel Of the Fates from your favorite album, the Star Wars soundtrack. You can barely hear the sound over the din of the highway and the roaring wind, even on max volume.
Nevertheless, you're freakin' pumped. This is SO BADASS. You really feel like you're in that epic battle, you're Obi Wan Kenobi, Jamal is Qui-Gon-Jin, and the cops are Darth Maul and his forces.
You feel a renewed courage. You're a real life Jedi, just like the Ghost of Kyiv.
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>>150574>>150576You wrap the remains of the Tacticool Swinging Viking Knife to the AK to give it a bayonet. There isn't much of the sticky toy left to wrap with, and you can only get the handle on in one loop.
As a result, the knife dangles unsteadily from the gun, barely held in place. Ramming someone with this would probably result in a papercut.
Regardless, it's better than nothing. You crouch to avoid the flying bullets and position the gun on the ledge of the truckbed, to minimize the danger of recoil setting you off balance.
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>>150578With nothing left to do, you decide to take the only option you think could possibly help you in this heckin' fucked-up situation: using the orb.
Steadying yourself and taking a deep sigh, you apply the nozzle to your face and breathe in.
Once again, your surroundings screech to a halt, taking on a crystal blue sheen. But before you can even process what's happening, a horrifying visage rushes at you from the direction of the cop cars and a beam of scorching light fills your sight.
In an instant, a flood of grotesque visions barrage your mind, each one more terrible and incomprehensible than the last. Bigoted cartoons of bald men with glasses and unkempt stubble, their faces contorted into masks of joy, rage and sorrow. A cacophony of jeering voices attack your mind, echoing your own thoughts back to you in a cruel mockery of your voice. A headache worse than you've ever known sears through your skull as you silently scream in anguish, unable to move a muscle. A single message is forcing itself on your mind: This is you.
Wracked with psychological torment, you desperately try to hold yourself together as your mind swirls in chaos. That's not you! You don't look like that! You don't say that! You don't!
What do you do?
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>>150611draw an arrow in your own blood
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>>150611Ask where all of these heckin bigoted drawings came from
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>>150611scream out for dr.faucci to help you
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>>150611try to find anything that you could use to create some sort of artwork of a stereotypical gigachad and say that said gigachad drawing is you
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>>150612>>150615evendoe you can't move
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>>150616pray to saint floyd
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>>150616try to see if you can still talk
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>>150618Xe psychically talked to Impish in the frozen time so I assume you can still talk
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up
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>>150611Ask impish how the fuck that chudcel managed to move while time is stopped
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>>150260if you're tired or busy I can make episode 4 using the same AI voices and a similar editing style
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Bumo
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Up the looped gem
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thread is fucking GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEm
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>>150627damn son now that's gemmy news
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'ki GODS I beg you make a page for this GEMERALD
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>>150127Try balabolka. you can find tts packs for it on the internet archive
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go UP
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oy
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up
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>>150627What website is op talking about fill me in please
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>>150641OP got someone to make a website for this adventure thread should the sharty be down for whatever reason
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>>150642probably so its easier to read if you dont watch the video
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pebbleyeet goes north
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'Toss to hyperborea
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Oh my science this is like my hecking intersctive webcomics aka homestuck
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cant wait for more of this gemerald
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>>150611try to shoot and stab the bigoted drawings
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>>150647Take your time adventureGOD
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Up thread up
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gegerald
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>>150655this is why black people are fucking evil
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>>150655Fr, I wonder how soyjak will develop as a character if he'll begin to stand up to Jamal or continue to spiral
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>>150647perfect time for a TTSGOD to update a video
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bvmp of love
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Up
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BVMQ
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>>150658I think TTSGOD has other things going on with his life hence why he isn't making more parts
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how do find a soyjak
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Another bump in the looped thread for good luck
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The best thread i've seen in so long
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bump for all my giganiggas
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Another bump as we wait for the update
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>>150647Did you see SPVA made a video on your thread?
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>>150669I procrastinated all day AGAIN but I'll finally work on it right now evendoe it's midnight and I have to wake up early tomorrow
>>150670No geg I just saw, kino
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>>150671seems like your getting burnt out or something you really want to keep doing this?
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>>150672More like my perfectionism getting in the way when I was slightly unsure how to do the next scene. I am still really excited about continuing it, don't worry. I've got a lot planned
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If you're burnt out just kill him off. It will be gemmy either way.
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>>150671I'm playing one of those free money apps so I can hopefully donate to your future website somehow because you deserve it
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>>150673Same whenever I'm writing something
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>>150655What differentiates us with 4cucks is we have hearts
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thread go up because it's looped or something o algo
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>>150677the difference we don't goon to loli pedonigger porn of the site's mascot
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>>150677>>150679both of these are true btw
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OP here, real life stuff got in the way today so I couldn't work on it even though I got some done last night. Just giving you guys an update so you know I didn't fuck off like a SLF
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>>150681>OP here i was busy gooning to child porn… im trans btw
№150683[Quote]
>>150682'aped by the nameroll GEG
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>>150684Sentient nameroll award
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>>150681>releasing part 1 without having part 2 donePeak retard
part 2 is gonna be try-hard faggotry because you're gonna be influenced by the reaction from part 1.
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>>149597 (OP)yo like this shit yo
just came to this thread to show my respectz yo never get up
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>>150681Don't worry I'm sure the new update is gonna be worth all the waiting
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VP
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>>150685Marge, why is the nameroll getting the sentient award?
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bvmp
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BVMP
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Up
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saars
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>>150617In the depths of your torment, you pray to your only guiding light in times of adversity - Saint Fauci. You scream out to him through the ether with all your strength, straining your very being raw.
But to pepper salt on your wound, a nasally voice interrupts your cries.
<YOUR BELOVED FAUCI CAN'T HELP YOU NOW, CUCK! YOU LOST! YWNBAW YWNBAW KYS TRANNYThe sheer cruelty of this chudcel is enough to make your gut wrench. And why is he calling you a trans person? You're just a lowly cis ally.
However, you could feel that when he was speaking, the onslaught abated somewhat, as if his power were… leaking.
What do you do?
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>>150696bait the chud until xis powers leak out of all pores
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>>150696rage bait the chud until xis clitty leaks and dies
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>>150696You realize you will always be more happy then this chud. This Chud incel will only live his life feeling pain and sorrow, worrying about things that don't effect him. Screaming at minorities and women and engaging in all other forms of bigotry, wasting his life away in front of a computer screen, doing what? , Whilst you enjoy the small things in life, and do the right things even when it's hard. Like punching Nazi's, or being at protests, or taking care of marginalized socioeconomically disadvantaged people, or fighting for the truth
You remember the BBC, Soy, Star Wars, Reddit Nintendo, Nostalgia, Vaccines, Kamala and so much more! ,
all these great things that you must live for, there is so much beauty in this life.
You are stronger then the Chud, he only lives on hate and anger.
You live on love and soy
He will always be depicted with a frown
You will also be depicted with a smile
You Will Always Be A Soy
Strong and Proud
And you can Heckin do this
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The start and setting of this adventure reminds me of the 1996 adventure game Normality except that game stars a retarded ginger in sunglasses instead of a soyjak
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up
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>>150696Point out xis leakage
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>>150699xhis is A24 or algo
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'ump
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Just make a new thread holy crap
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>>150708yes op should make a part 2
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>>150708>>150709Even doe the threads looped
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>>12179729
>>12180254
Marge, why is this here? It has nothing to do with touhou?
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Go VVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPP
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>>150706A gem among gems in this thread