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Chud 01/15/24 (Mon) 02:15:11 №40897 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

Hello Sharty.
I have…
Terrible news, and I hate to inform you of this… But the words must be spoken.
On january 14th, 2024 11:33pm EST… Poopson will be posted.
I am a survivor of the 4th soyvil war, and I am travelling back in time to warn you all.
So gem it up. We are in the last hours of the sharty.
All the prophesized events are coming true.
I cannot change this fate, I can merely observe. But maybe… A heroic shartizen, can alter these events.
- Sincerely, [REDACTED BY ADMINS].(USER WAS BANNED FOR ABUSING TIME TRAVEL)

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Chud 01/15/24 (Mon) 17:18:30 №41582

We Doxxed Op, its truley over for him.

Chud 01/15/24 (Mon) 18:26:09 №41583

>>41582
dumbass having an ip does nothing

Chud 01/15/24 (Mon) 18:34:26 №41584

geg what is this larp

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Chud 01/15/24 (Mon) 20:10:32 №41589

connor howard back at it again

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DOLL ## BIG BUDDY 12/29/23 (Fri) 20:53:13 №41590 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

Hello everyone, I am DOLL, the lead administrator of the party, booru, wiki, tf2 and minecraft server. This bread is meant to be a dialogue between the soyteens and the staff regarding issues with the site, upcoming projects, and general conversation between (You) and me. I will try to read and respond to everything in here, but be warned I work long hours and some questions are better left to santa claus (the owner of the site) or Ms. claus (the manager of the mod team), so I might miss a couple along the way.

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Chud 01/11/24 (Thu) 20:51:15 №42253

>>42252
If post ends with a 4 then Doll LOVES dick in his ass

Chud 01/11/24 (Thu) 21:09:25 №42254

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>>42253
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 01/12/24 (Fri) 02:42:04 №42255

>>42252
Did you have any experience with soyjaks pre-/qa/?

Chud 01/12/24 (Fri) 03:36:34 №42256

DOLL ## BIG BUDDY
>>42255
Yes, in fact I drew the original soyjak which was posted on /int/ in December of 2017.

Chud 01/12/24 (Fri) 04:46:08 №42257

dolly doo bring back /blox/

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JARBOY THREAD Chud 01/10/24 (Wed) 18:58:01 №40481 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

Jarboy is the newest forced meme that you WILL spam offsite, specifically on the SPVA comment section. Many ‘teens are claiming jarboy WILL be the gem that saved the sharty (albeit xe hasn’t even been identified yet). You WILL make jarboy OC and post it in this thread. You WILL NOT engage with cupsnakes or kettlemen.
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Jarboy

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Chud 01/10/24 (Wed) 22:24:05 №40892

can someone who isnt lazy and also good at editing make a jarboy banner

Chud 01/10/24 (Wed) 22:24:45 №40893

Well, it was fun while it lasted. First time having genuine fun on da sharty in about half a year

Chud 01/10/24 (Wed) 22:25:01 №40894

>>40892
TSMT

Chud 01/10/24 (Wed) 22:25:01 №40895

Marge, why did the thread die after a namefag commented? Usually the opposite happens

Chud 01/10/24 (Wed) 22:25:30 №40896

>>40895
The thread was already pretty much dead, to be fair

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Chud 01/08/24 (Mon) 23:54:13 №40177 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

itt we talk like 2028 sharty

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Chud 01/09/24 (Tue) 01:30:13 №40476

>>40473
Chive it on the actual ‘chive nigga

Chud 01/09/24 (Tue) 01:34:18 №40477

>>40458
I still remember how it only took a week for literally, unironically, and unhyperbolically every single 0 (formerly X) user to move there QEQ

Chud 01/09/24 (Tue) 01:37:46 №40478

>>40476
https://archive.is/wip/sBIgs (chive in progress)

Chud 01/09/24 (Tue) 01:38:23 №40479

Daily reminder that Kaomojis won ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Chud 01/09/24 (Tue) 01:41:02 №40480

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>>40478
Gem its finished, best thread ive seen in a while

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Chud 01/03/24 (Wed) 02:00:08 №39941 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

Hello, Shartizens. I'll just get straight to the point…

It burdens me with a heavy heart to inform you all this, but Poog the Sharty Pig has passed away of natural causes Sunday evening, the night before New Year's Day. His burial will be tomorrow.

He lived a good life, living by far the longest of every guinea pig I've ever had as a pet and you all have made the final year of his life very interesting and memorable. For that, we both thank you all.

Sorry that you have to hear this.

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Chud 01/03/24 (Wed) 21:58:25 №40171

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>>39941
Crying on the inside right now

Chud 01/03/24 (Wed) 22:00:26 №40172

DIG UP POOG’S CORPSE, AND BURY HIM IN A GLASS SEALED CONTAINER. LET US SEE THE DECOMPOSITION. EVEN BETTER, PRESERVE HIM IN 99% ALCOHOL IN A JAR.

Chud 01/03/24 (Wed) 22:01:02 №40173

>>40172
a rotting poog cum jar :3

Chud 01/03/24 (Wed) 22:01:32 №40174

>>39941
Reddit: the thread

Chud 01/03/24 (Wed) 22:05:44 №40175

'ead theme

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https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/141078730 Chud 12/10/23 (Sun) 16:38:07 №39687 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

pedophile bread, gift it up with me

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Chud 12/10/23 (Sun) 19:02:29 №39800

https://boards.south polenel.org/co/bread/141096398
Ack! This one 2

Soyjak 12/10/23 (Sun) 19:03:02 №39801

>>39798
archive it yourself bad boy

Chud 12/10/23 (Sun) 19:03:19 №39802

>>>/chive/ it up janny

Chud 12/10/23 (Sun) 19:03:29 №39803

That's a lot of spam
https://desuarchive.org/co/bread/141078730/

Chud 12/10/23 (Sun) 19:03:36 №39804

>>39799
yeah i started doing that too near the end of the bread when janny started handing out suspensions like candy

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WE FINALLY DOX REV SAYS DESU, CELEBRATION TROLL THREAD Chud 12/01/23 (Fri) 21:10:47 №38537 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11]

SEND 'ZA, BIBLES, MORMONS, QURANS, ANYTHING TO THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

REV SAYS DESU
most proeminent lolicon defended. unironic pedo and also wants troons to be in media

Name: Louis Testone Jr.

Birthday: July 23, 1993

Email : revuwu@gmail.com, revthereal7123@gmail.com
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Chud 12/02/23 (Sat) 22:05:18 №39612

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Chud 12/02/23 (Sat) 22:08:39 №39627

tr00n fail

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Chud 11/28/23 (Tue) 03:22:54 №33073 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27]

It's official
The soyim know.
https://twitter.com/BepDelta/status/1729314383677813135/quotes

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Chud 11/30/23 (Thu) 21:40:17 №35799

>>35798
>diskike cado meme
Do cadofags really

Chud 11/30/23 (Thu) 22:50:04 №35800

no posts in 1 hour, why still sticky?

Chud 11/30/23 (Thu) 22:59:18 №35801

>last post 8 minutes ago

Chud 11/30/23 (Thu) 23:00:35 №35802

UNSTICKY THIS THREAD IT WAS A NOTHING BURGER ANYWAYS FROOOOT

Chud 11/30/23 (Thu) 23:08:45 №35803

>>35802
we're laughing at troons being mad at us for a faildox doe and hundreds of twittertroons are mad

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Chud 09/03/23 (Sun) 00:56:33 №32700 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

when does soyjak.party get its own fnaf clone

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chuddubs!SlFnacdEVo 10/28/23 (Sat) 17:16:46 №33068

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>>33067
Sproke, now

Chud 10/28/23 (Sat) 19:58:20 №33069

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>>33067

doddermodd!FNAcDEVaFc 10/28/23 (Sat) 20:57:40 №33070

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>>33067
>I love you so much let’s kiss and hug each other for hours on the sofa while the sun sets after a long day at work, with a muted tv coincidentally playing soft, fuzzy, non-intense prime-time romance movies. Let’s whisper in each others ears. Let’s get close to each other. It’s a coincidence that such movies are on at such a time, but it alludes to us (and to our love), chuddubs; for it alludes to the chances of us meeting and our love blossoming on this very board: to the circle of life being finally closed (this making our lives feel fulfilled).
>And when we grow old together… as we sit by each other’s side and drift verily into our next eternity together (forever linked by the holy board that binds us)…
>I’ll never forget those days. Those days where we sat in the fields not far from the gem mines, it was my lunch break; halfway through a long (and worthwhile!) day of excavating gemeralds and burning coal. You took a piece of coal from your dress pocket, and prompted me to look at it. It was such vantablack in comparison to the almost blinding rays of the sun that went through the cracks in the shadows we dwelled in to stay cool on these days. “What are you doing with NAS? You should be careful, dubby” I said. You giggled, and told me to close my eyes. Confused (and yet intrigued) I followed your instructions, and felt a small, dainty (yet cold and pale) hand lift my comparatively hard-worked and callused one up from its prior usage, supporting some of my weight (Just posture of sitting down).
>You scribbled a BBCobson on my hand, finally making coal IAS. “How cute and silly”, I thought. How full of great ideas you were. I kissed you on the cheek that afternoon.
>Memories like these… they don’t go away from me… they never will.
>It doesn’t matter where we reside now, or when we reside now.
>Suddenly, I’m awake again.
>You hold my hand at the side of my hospital bed.
>How you notice it. How you notice when fake natural light becomes real artificial light, in such a manner. “How ironic, I think”.
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Chud 10/31/23 (Tue) 01:53:03 №33071

>>32965

Chud 11/25/23 (Sat) 15:57:13 №33072

put this in >>>/chive/ it's to gemmy to die alone

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Got fired from being a janny. Let's talk 4chan moderation, altchans Chud 11/24/23 (Fri) 09:27:36 №51056 [Reply]

TL;DR I got fired from being a janny a few months ago, and after talking to some people about it recently, I want to discuss this somewhere. Is this the best place? Is there a better board here? Or is this not a good website, period?

What's the best altchan?
I want to talk about 4chan moderation somewhere, but if I do that on 4chan I'll be banned. I saw an old post on 8ch.net which I liked, and I'd like to discuss stuff that's on there too.
https://archive.ph/2018.08.18-101120/https://8ch.net/irc/res/6927.html

There's also new information since then (2018):
https://www.wired.com/story/4chan-moderation-buffalo-shooting/

Anyway, it really seems like the prevalent mindset is "let the website rot", under the guise of "this is just how we've always done things". If you try to put in any extra effort and use the extremely limited (for no good reason) tools to convey a message to the users that quality posts are preferred, you will be targeted by your higher-ups for the possibility of being fired. The head honcho in particular seems to be extremely broken and enjoys his power trip. He does not care about the website, he probably only cares about being right. Somehow it's always these kinds of people that rise to power in this online communities, it was the same for MangaHelpers as well, and other discords I've been in. I guess only the people who have no life are the only ones who would spend that much time sucking online dick to get to "the top" of a cesspool?
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Chud 11/26/23 (Sun) 20:18:42 №51113

Don't listen to this fag >>51112
This website died so long ago it's not even a sinking ship there really are no euphemisms for the absolute downfall of this website
Leave now and pat yourself in the back when you remember the bullet you just missed by doing so

Chud 11/26/23 (Sun) 20:25:13 №51114

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>>51113
i told him he probably wouldn't enjoy the site since he doesn't like soyjaks and based on >>51111 it's the opposite of what he wants since it's a shitpost site

Chud 11/26/23 (Sun) 20:30:00 №51115

>>51111
i'd say take a look at other altchans but they tend to either have nonexistent moderation that let bots and cp spammers run wild or extremely overbearing moderarion that deletes anything they don't like

Chud 11/26/23 (Sun) 20:32:31 №51116

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>Don't listen to this fag >>51112
>This website died so long ago it's not even a sinking ship there really are no euphemisms for the absolute downfall of this website
>Leave now and pat yourself in the back when you remember the bullet you just missed by doing so

Chud 11/26/23 (Sun) 20:34:44 №51117

>>51088
stopped reading after "our moderation actually cares" kys frigger