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BANNERS Chud ## Manager 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:46:02 №155873 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

This is a thread for submitting banners, the preferred resolution is 600x200, a 3:1 ratio will also work.
Banners should be relevant to the site or boards on the site.

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Chud 05/18/25 (Sun) 22:13:58 №156252

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Here's one I made

Chud 05/18/25 (Sun) 22:34:40 №156253

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>kys obsessed faggot

Chud 05/18/25 (Sun) 22:48:02 №156254

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Ok last one

Chud 05/18/25 (Sun) 22:54:44 №156255

Also I might make one involving quote if I feel like it

Chud 05/19/25 (Mon) 23:04:08 №156256

>>156096
angry condiment ADD THIS

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ITT we read the soot era pms Rapeson jop0wu4z 07/27/25 (Sun) 15:48:25 №155212 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

https://wiki.soyjak.st/List_of_Soot-era_PMs
These are leaked pms of Soot and his jannies.
ITT we look for any geggy messages in them.
>Look mate, spamming the same image over and over is exactly the reason why I decided to get moderators in the first place. If you can't adhere to that, then I'm going to have to remove your privileges for a bit. PM me once you have read this, and we can discuss what action should be taken. If it's all a misunderstanding, let me know.

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Spadeson oiiqyPck 07/28/25 (Mon) 02:41:31 №155868

Quote come back

Beastjak 1YOouZJf 07/28/25 (Mon) 02:51:30 №155869

Quote brush my teeth

Quote make my bed

Quote tell me a bedtime story

Dr. Fauci srtC2ZFg 07/28/25 (Mon) 03:57:03 №155870

vp

Marge PIOwweB! 07/28/25 (Mon) 04:21:58 №155871

quote tell me a sharty horror story

Don Turtelli kmSJzNJf 07/28/25 (Mon) 04:48:59 №155872

>>155825
Quote, is 9a0c actually dead? We need like an actual answer and not another jokey larp

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Bobson 07/26/25 (Sat) 22:54:20 №154313 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9]

Remember the tea app hack that happened the day before (the foid app where women would dox and seethe about maleGODS they were mad about). Some insane incels on xitter? made an entire ass website where you pit two random foids against each other click on the most SISA foid. The is also a scoreboard system tracking the top 50 and bottom 50 points by ELO (winrates) its fucking insane
https: //spill.info.gf/index.php

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Fatjak 07/27/25 (Sun) 05:03:00 №155207

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>>155205

Punkjak 07/27/25 (Sun) 05:04:24 №155208

>>155207
You can't say 'oodist, that's why it got filtered.
let me tell you about the scariest night of my life, the night i met the…
<dramatic spacing
…JARTYFOID…
<dramatic spacing
It was your usual friday night on the 'log, threads were gemmy, bbc spam was at a minimum, raid targets were plentiful and thousands of gemmy OC being posted.
but one post caught my eye,
it had a red, hyper-realistic brown foid as its image, one sentence and a link
>join the after sharty
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Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 05:06:20 №155209

>>155207
high effort gemerald

Yurjak 07/27/25 (Sun) 05:17:59 №155210

go up

Femjak 07/27/25 (Sun) 05:19:23 №155211

>>155210
bump limit reached o algo

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M (Mack's Adventure thread) Amerimutt 06/30/25 (Mon) 17:08:45 №154038 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

9 AM, 336 Tuckahoe Rd. You felt hungry and stopped at Tuckahoe's McDonald's before getting some gas
for your 30 gallon tank.
<How can I help you?
>Ill take two Sausage McMuffins®, a Double Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and Large Coca-Cola® or
something like that, yeah.
As you receive your order, suddenly you hear an ear screeching tire noises and gunshots, there's
something horrible going on in front of the ShopRite, but you know you cant help anyone until your
burger is finished, maybe people are fighting themselves for discount mobility scooters since its the
blacked friday or whatever. You make the payment with your Chase Freedom Unlimited® and drive across
the road to get your gasoline. Just as you do it a white sedan T bones you:
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SLF 07/23/25 (Wed) 17:15:51 №154308

>>154304
Ev&doe it's looped

Cobbert 07/23/25 (Wed) 17:58:57 №154309

It's over

A24 07/25/25 (Fri) 03:43:51 №154310

>>154309
ev&oe it's not wiped off the caddy yet

Cryboy 07/25/25 (Fri) 04:07:06 №154311

up or whatever

Dr. Soyberg 07/25/25 (Fri) 06:17:41 №154312

up or however southpark made trvmp leak

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Important Broadcast Chud ## Admin 07/21/25 (Mon) 00:59:29 №153486 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6]

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the death of site administrator 9a0c this afternoon. He ran the sharty by putting the wishes and entertainment of soyteens at the forefront. We will remember him fondly.

Due to this horrible loss, we are introducing two new admins to manage the imageboard. Soy Sneed, who you may know from the booru, alongside Limeade, who is very distinct. They are going to make their appearance soon.

Let there be a minute of silence for our late admin.

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Blartjak 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:35:11 №154033

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Feraljak 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:44:36 №154034

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>It is with a heavy heart that I announce the death of site administrator 9a0c this afternoon. He ran the sharty by putting the wishes and entertainment of soyteens at the forefront. We will remember him fondly.
>
>Due to this horrible loss, we are introducing two new admins to manage the imageboard. Soy Sneed, who you may know from the booru, alongside Limeade, who is very distinct. They are going to make their appearance soon.
>
>Let there be a minute of silence for our late admin.

Dr. Soystein 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:44:55 №154035

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Gapejak 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:46:56 №154036

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supersaging a sticky

Bobson 07/21/25 (Mon) 07:51:50 №154037

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Bernd 07/16/25 (Wed) 01:13:30 №152852 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

Are all the old /qa/chads just frog posters now

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Punkjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:21 №153481

I think nas should be banned unless the thread explicitly states nas is allowed (ops pic must be ias)

Etan 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:22 №153482

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>Oh and namefagging, terriffic, everyone loves a namefag admin

Cirrus 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:23 №153483

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>replying demands to ban random shit

Fatjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:38:48 №153484

up

Chok ## Mod 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:59:10 №153485

Moved to >>>/chive/152219.

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Bernd 07/16/25 (Wed) 01:13:30 №152219 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

Are all the old /qa/chads just frog posters now

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Brojak 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:46:38 №152847

>>152845
I asked for it though

Punkjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:21 №152848

I think nas should be banned unless the thread explicitly states nas is allowed (ops pic must be ias)

Etan 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:22 №152849

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>Oh and namefagging, terriffic, everyone loves a namefag admin

Cirrus 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:47:23 №152850

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>replying demands to ban random shit

Fatjak 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:38:48 №152851

up

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Nu redditerald thread Jartycuck wmIYa6^8 07/16/25 (Wed) 00:18:59 №151040 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12]

OP here or something

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Jager HSY0THOA 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:04:39 №152214

went up award

Hornyson wmIYa6^8 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:58:04 №152215

Someone archive ts

Etan MS9E2Rn^ 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:33:50 №152216

test

Darkiplier wmIYa6^8 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:37:16 №152217

Bumping so someone can try to archive/take screenshots of everything here

Applejak MS9E2Rn^ 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:38:59 №152218

>>152217
bump limit nusoi
ask quote or mustard in the IRC

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Bernd 07/16/25 (Wed) 01:13:30 №150714 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

Are all the old /qa/chads just frog posters now

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Spadeson 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:44:59 №151035

>>151034
mustard be honest are jartycuck and ESL fnf pedo and lesotho jokes unfunny?

Nulljak 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:44:59 №151036

>>150714 (OP)
The swede is a frog and giga poster

Nate 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:45:03 №151037

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what does mustard think of my cat

Soyprano 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:45:04 №151038

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Mustard can i please have admin

Fartycuck 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:45:28 №151039

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>>151028
meds im a britbong and im still up evendoe its 03:45
musk-lard can probably confirm it ximself

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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull! Chok 06/20/25 (Fri) 18:17:27 №149597 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12]

The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?

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Beastjak 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:52:10 №150709

>>150708
yes op should make a part 2

Cobson 07/15/25 (Tue) 14:02:03 №150710

>>150708
>>150709
Even doe the threads looped

Jartycuck 07/15/25 (Tue) 19:21:47 №150711

~~>>12179729~~
~~>>12180254~~
Marge, why is this here? It has nothing to do with touhou?

Darkiplier 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:52:15 №150712

Go VVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPP

Merchant 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:15:18 №150713

>>150706
A gem among gems in this thread