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Adventure thread Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 15:53:47 №6242 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

You are Nate, an elementary schoolboy who lives in Soyville. Your Dad works at the Soylent factory and your Mom is a part-time receptionist at the Mental Asylum. Summer break has ended and it's the first day of school. Your mom hugs you and your little sister as she gives you your lunchboxes.
>Be a good boy, sweetheart. Listen to your teachers and don't let anything happen to Soylita, alright?
The school bus stops in front of your house and Mr. Troonella greets you:
>Hop on, kids! I don't have all day and I don't want to be late to my appointments, today is a very important day for me!
He looks a little bit different from last year.
What do you do?

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Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 00:35:34 №6405

>>6404
NO

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 00:44:00 №6406

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>>6401
nigga shut chyo bitch ass up
uv got no right to kome out here sayin "hermetic" like u know anything substantial and deep of hermetic philosophy
kabbalah is such a useless (oh my gosh baaaased muh crazy unknown occult thing so astheatic im so mysterious cause i know of the crazy occult jew thing) case of jew nonsense theology they even taught it to good goy trump, go and gain some real knowledge of the iner workings of the world, faggot

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 03:34:17 №6407

>>6393
dig through 'cados corpse for some estrogen and wake soylita up to turn her back to normal then carry here in the schizos shopping cart to go get chuddy back

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 05:01:12 №6408

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gemmy thread, but now is dead

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 05:09:18 №6409

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>>6408
Don't worry, OP is a mutt or something and xe'll be back tomorrow.

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Angeleno ## Admin 08/31/23 (Thu) 04:35:49 №5597 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

What are your thoughts on a dedicated archive board (maybe /chive/) to save threads instead of using /test/?
It would have infinite pages.

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Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 21:37:26 №5710

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How would one search it doe?
A cataloge would never load

Just make a desuarchive clone with some modifications to account for special text and multiple files

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 21:54:21 №5711

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gem albeit

1. i suggest a script is made that puts the OG number of the post after its moved to /chive/, not very invasive, just like the now removed "made through TOR" thingie

2.
LOCK THE BOARD AND MAKE IT
'CHIVE ONLY, DO NOT LET PEOPLE
MAKE FUCKING THREADS

3. not necessary, but it would be much better if it was hosted on an external site, you know, so we don't lose the gems along with the sharty if some other Red incident happens, with much love a 'een

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:07:05 №5712

/chive/ is too long of a board name, use /c/

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:09:57 №5713

>>5712
trips of truth
also hitler

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:29:31 №5714

>>5597
Gem of an idea, ‘em of a new admin

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/fsr/ - Forest Survival Roleplay Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 13:59:38 №5085 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT: we roleplay that we're surviving in the forest

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Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:15:23 №5196

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>>5194
>the hotel is literally unobliterated

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:20:20 №5197

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*comes back to life thanks to allah's sexy powers*
so, you think you can defeat me huh? too bad allah gave me an azure bomb, several times stronger than the tsar bomba, this shit will boil tungsten and create a huge gravity field, sucking in everything near it, you are fucked now boi, *activates azure*

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:23:29 №5198

>>5197
lithuanian csam spammer is that you

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:23:46 №5199

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>>5197
>evicts anoymanousfag and the hotel isn't obliterated

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:28:00 №5200

*fucks up the visible spectrum and turns the whole universe grayscale*

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DOLL ## BIG BUDDY 08/28/23 (Mon) 21:02:45 №5715 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Good evening teens, I am DOLL, the current owner of the site and one of the three administrators for the party. This will likely be my last Q/A here, as Froot and Angeleno are going to be running the site after Froot and I finalize the sale, but I may show up every once in awhile to say hi and post some jaks. We will have to see what happens, little buddies.

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Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 03:55:09 №5908

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>>5715
now that the dust has settled what was the deal with this mod?

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 03:57:43 №5909

>>5908
holy shit i remember that picture

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Cheers Doll, I don't know what the hell you are gonna do in Iceland, IMO it sounds deranged due to the social barriers and high cost of living, but I wish for you the very best.

Like the other folks here I do believe in your good nature regardless of the events that transpired. I am very sad that Kuz went the way that he did, I think it was a great boon to the site to have such an experienced person run things as well as the now defunct plans to take over 4chud which would have been another wild ride.

Thanks for taking care of the sharty Doll, even though I have only been here some 10 months I have never felt more at home anywhere.

Godspeed.

DOLL ## BIG BUDDY 08/31/23 (Thu) 04:26:07 №5911

>>5851
Its random, but usually later in the day.
>>5853
No.
>>5858
Maybe one day.
>>5862
Yes, thats him.
>>5863
I will miss you too.
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DOLL 08/31/23 (Thu) 04:35:30 №5912

Thank you for your time teens. It was an absolute pleasure to be your admin, and I look forward to talking with you all sometime soon in the future, as just a soyteen. If you have something to ask or say, Froot and Angeleno both have a way to contact me. Never stop 'jakking, and (You) are the gem that saves the sharty. See you soon little buddies.

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Angeleno ## Admin 08/25/23 (Fri) 01:43:25 №9591 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Good evening, fellow 'teens. I'm the current acting admin of the website, admin of the booru, and owner of the wiki. Seeing everything that is going on currently, I thought it would be a good idea to do a Q&A with everyone.

Ask me anything!

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Chud 08/26/23 (Sat) 04:53:35 №9787

>>9786
where can i buy a chuddy plushie?
>>9785
Why are you avoiding giving an answer if TND and TTD posts are allowed or not. Either all nas sharty culture is allowed or none of it is

Chud 08/26/23 (Sat) 04:55:54 №9788

He banned all the tnd shit in the wiki years ago you retards still haven't gotten the message.

Chud 08/26/23 (Sat) 05:07:24 №9789

>>9788
Then he should just come out and say it then

Chud 08/26/23 (Sat) 05:14:16 №9790

is the original soyjak.party domain ever going to come back or is it just lost

Angeleno ## Admin 08/26/23 (Sat) 05:57:46 №9791

>>9790
Yes. In October.

Alright, I'm going to lock the thread now. Both me and all the other mods read all the posts made here and on /soy/ so it's not like we won't be reading your posts.

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Chud 08/24/23 (Thu) 09:59:41 №1211 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

request an animal and if I don't have a 'jak of it I will draw it

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Chud 08/25/23 (Fri) 10:55:41 №1400

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>>1375
3/4

Chud 08/25/23 (Fri) 10:56:02 №1401

>>1397
gem

Chud 08/25/23 (Fri) 10:57:10 №1402

seahorse

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>>1402
>rse

Chud 08/25/23 (Fri) 11:16:38 №1404

up

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Chud ## Mod 08/05/23 (Sat) 20:34:05 №1405 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27]

Official and temporary 4cuck refugee thread

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Chud 08/06/23 (Sun) 12:40:02 №4069

>>4064
your shithole is built for soi cocks

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>>4066
Oui

Chud 08/06/23 (Sun) 13:00:25 №4071

its not down its only the 4chan.org redirect thats down, if you type in boards.4channel.org it works

Chud 08/06/23 (Sun) 14:32:19 №4072

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>>3077
Not yet >>2788
Nuh uh

Chud 08/06/23 (Sun) 16:02:05 №4073

bumo.

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Chud 07/28/23 (Fri) 00:45:34 №4074 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

i recently came into possession of an external drive which used to belong to a member of the air force during the late 2000s/early 2010s, and it's clear that xe discovered 4cuck while deployed because there's a huge folder full of reaction images and backgrounds with unix timestamps like picrel
also xe's dead now rest in piss bozo

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Chud 07/29/23 (Sat) 17:40:18 №4468

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UPPSALA

Chud 07/29/23 (Sat) 18:01:15 №4469

>>4298
I always played this game when I wa young

Chud 07/29/23 (Sat) 18:02:44 №4470

>>4298
didn't the servers go down for the first two games?
if they didn't then colonising it would be gemmy

Chud 07/29/23 (Sat) 20:26:33 №4471

>>4464
kuz do this

Chud 07/29/23 (Sat) 20:56:28 №4472

poo

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RAID KOMICA Chud 07/28/23 (Fri) 10:34:10 №4473 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6]

Komica, a chink imageboard
YOU WILL ASSIST ME
https://gaia.komica.org/00b/index.htm?

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Chud 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:29:30 №5080

>>5076
Plastic soyrgery

Chud 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:32:00 №5081

>>5078
apparently the word soy is filtered on that site just like 4chan

Chud 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:36:16 №5082

>>5077
erm ackshually that twitterjak is meant to represent a twink femboy and not a fat fuck pooner

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Chud 07/29/23 (Sat) 13:33:05 №5084

>>5079
chinkjaks and cado

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kuz ## Admin 07/23/23 (Sun) 18:03:13 №5 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12]

I love you

Questions answered inside

Lolwuts statement: https://www.kolyma.net/this-is-it/lolwut-statement

Max's statement: https://www.kolyma.net/this-is-it/max-statement

Kaguya's statement: https://www.kolyma.net/this-is-it/kaguya-statement

Doll's statement: https://www.kolyma.net/this-is-it/doll-statement

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Chud 07/23/23 (Sun) 19:26:20 №1205

i guess thats it

Chud 07/23/23 (Sun) 19:26:21 №1206

>>1195
mindbroken by the KHAN
stay mad and cry

Chud 07/23/23 (Sun) 19:26:23 №1207

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Chud 07/23/23 (Sun) 19:26:42 №1209

>>1195
I'm on a list so this doesn't affect me

Chud 07/23/23 (Sun) 19:27:01 №1210

>>1194
im pretty sure xim is not in commieblocks since xim has a garden, i have photos of xis house only in the inside, with one of the door (that might help?)