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9 AM, 336 Tuckahoe Rd. You felt hungry and stopped at Tuckahoe's McDonald's before getting some gas
for your 30 gallon tank.
<How can I help you?
>Ill take two Sausage McMuffins®, a Double Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and Large Coca-Cola® or
something like that, yeah.
As you receive your order, suddenly you hear an ear screeching tire noises and gunshots, there's
something horrible going on in front of the ShopRite, but you know you cant help anyone until your
burger is finished, maybe people are fighting themselves for discount mobility scooters since its the
blacked friday or whatever. You make the payment with your Chase Freedom Unlimited® and drive across
the road to get your gasoline. Just as you do it a white sedan T bones you:
^BLAM!!!
The force sends your food flying all over the cabin. You are shocked and confused; what's going on?
You are unhurt but your morning meal and your truck is now ruined. This day is going worse than the
time El Quesadilla attacked the United Burgers of America 7/11/1488. You were there and you never
forget. You try to open the driver door with all your might but its blocked. You also see people
fighting themselves in the middle of the road.

What do you do now? or something
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>>12055816
Should I use AI voice for the next parts?

 154264[Quote]

Tossing froot loops up or something

 154265[Quote]

>>154263
What exactly would be used for the next part?

 154266[Quote]

>>154265
I can try my best to clone the voice or I can just use microsoft sam just like good boy quest feel free to give me suggestions

 154267[Quote]

dont die

 154268[Quote]

>>154267
thread died because the 'log got coaled up by niggers it's what we deserve honestly

 154269[Quote]

nu episode coming today; janjans, please dont eat the thread or something

 154270[Quote]

>>154268
Even though the thread still has froot loops or however the obesity is morbid

 154271[Quote]

The thread goes up or however the plane tilts downwards

 154272[Quote]

Using the froot loops from the jannies to go up or something

 154273[Quote]

>>154044
warrior-z rape victim award

 154274[Quote]

test o algo

 154275[Quote]

Bump or something

 154276[Quote]

1488 bumpburgers and a side of froot loops to watch the thread at the drive-thru movie theater or however the heart is failing

 154277[Quote]

Finally, another gemmy adventure thread. Or whatever i love mcdonalds burger king deserved to die because mcdonalds is better or however the burger is flipped or whatever the burger or something however the whatever something burger or something the mcdonalds and moonman is being drowned in cheese because my burgers are better or something like that or however the fry is cooked or something i love mcdonalds whatever something burger or something the mcdonalds and moonman is being drowned in cheese because my burgers are better or something like that or however the fry is cooked or something i love mcdonalds and the quadripple extra grease McHeartAttack with XXXXL diet coke is good for me and economy because mcdonalds is better or however the whopper is grilled or whatever the burger or something however the whatever something burger or something the mcdonalds and ronald mcdonald is being drowned in cheese because white castle is better or something like that or however the fry is cooked or whatever the burger king deserved to die because mcdonalds is better or however the burger is flipped or whatever the burger or something however the whatever something burger or something the mcdonalds and moonman is being drowned in cheese because my burgers are better or something like that or however the fry is cooked or something

 154278[Quote]

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>Finally, another gemmy adventure thread. Or whatever i love mcdonalds burger king deserved to die because mcdonalds is better or however the burger is flipped or whatever the burger or something however the whatever something burger or something the mcdonalds and moonman is being drowned in cheese because my burgers are better or something like that or however the fry is cooked or something i love mcdonalds whatever something burger or something the mcdonalds and moonman is being drowned in cheese because my burgers are better or something like that or however the fry is cooked or something i love mcdonalds and the quadripple extra grease McHeartAttack with XXXXL diet coke is good for me and economy because mcdonalds is better or however the whopper is grilled or whatever the burger or something however the whatever something burger or something the mcdonalds and ronald mcdonald is being drowned in cheese because white castle is better or something like that or however the fry is cooked or whatever the burger king deserved to die because mcdonalds is better or however the burger is flipped or whatever the burger or something however the whatever something burger or something the mcdonalds and moonman is being drowned in cheese because my burgers are better or something like that or however the fry is cooked or something

 154279[Quote]

>>154277
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!!!!!

 154280[Quote]

Bump

 154281[Quote]

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bump

 154282[Quote]

Bumorald or something

 154283[Quote]

Froot Loop thread goes up or however the towers got destroyed

 154284[Quote]

Gotta keep the thread of froot loops up or something

 154285[Quote]

Up or however the palantir spies on you for free

 154286[Quote]

>>154277
gem copypasta

 154287[Quote]

Here's hoping this gem continues on or something

 154288[Quote]

Gigabumo or something

 154289[Quote]

Up or however bush did 7/11

 154290[Quote]

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or something

 154291[Quote]

>>154290
Gummy poster

 154292[Quote]

>>154290
Up or however the epstein list was covered up

 154293[Quote]

Bumping this mcgemerald or something

 154294[Quote]

Bumping this mcgemerald or something

 154295[Quote]

Up

 154296[Quote]

looped onion ring go up or something

 154297[Quote]

bumping and hoping for save the bull part 2 or something

 154298[Quote]

>>154297
>hoping for save the bull part 2
evendoe it's already started
>>12194113

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>>154298
gemerald

 154300[Quote]

bumping to own the libs or however the united burgers of america isn't a real democracy anymore

 154301[Quote]

bvmp

 154302[Quote]


 154303[Quote]

kek

 154304[Quote]

catty wipe protection

 154305[Quote]

keeping it alive or something

 154306[Quote]

up or whatever

 154307[Quote]

Up

 154308[Quote]

>>154304
Ev&doe it's looped

 154309[Quote]

It's over

 154310[Quote]

>>154309
ev&oe it's not wiped off the caddy yet

 154311[Quote]

up or whatever

 154312[Quote]

up or however southpark made trvmp leak



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