Soysylum Adventure Jartycuck PehOSRG8 12/07/25 (Sun) 15:58:37 β 14322778 [Last 50 Posts] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [Quote]
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.BEGIN Appendix
Sidson wQ0JV8jK 12/07/25 (Sun) 15:59:15 β 14322782 [Quote]
shart yourself
Chud OERcWT3b 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:00:25 β 14322793 [Quote]
I shit myself, have breakfast then get up from bed
Norwegian 89tr2iqR 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:01:15 β 14322797 [Quote]
Go to the bathroom to lay a raisin.
Chud 6lQmN4xC 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:01:44 β 14322800 [Quote]
Are you the same guy who made the Santa adventure last year?
Punkjak bBsaeBJD 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:02:27 β 14322807 [Quote]
can You give me the norman jackson just by himself please as a template thank you
Hunky Twink Sex Machine PehOSRG8 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:06:38 β 14322837 [Quote]
>>14322782 >>14322793 You feel someone watching you and compelling your very actions. You try to fart but then it turns into a wet shart that ruins your pants. You feel embarrassed, losing insanity. You try having your hand for breakfast but it fails.
-6 Sanity
-1 HP
You consider going to the bathroom to mend yourself back into shape. fuggen jerdee
Wewjak HfyugiqR 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:09:02 β 14322853 [Quote]
>>14322837 go to the bus stop and wait for the bus but post about you shitting yourself on r/ageregression
Rapeson bBsaeBJD 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:09:17 β 14322857 [Quote]
>>14322841 thank you nigga
Chud Re^lXSdQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:19:24 β 14322972 [Quote]
My hecking battery died while making the next post o algx
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:26:06 β 14323031 [Quote]
Created an adventure thread while another was happening award
Chud JjRTT3v3 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:27:22 β 14323040 [Quote]
>>14322837 stop wasting time and go outside
Chud wQ0JV8jK 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:28:25 β 14323044 [Quote]
>>14323031 happens often though
Rupturejak MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:28:33 β 14323045 [Quote]
>>14322837 Go to the bathroom to take a shower and clean yourself, will prob give sanity as well
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:40:28 β 14323154 [Quote]
>>14322853 >>14323020 >>14323040 You blogpost about your sharting on preddit. +3 Sanity, received a Reddit Gold award.
You skip the kitchen and begin your first steps towards the bus stop. The path ahead is forboding, you know you'll encounter more enemies than friends.
You spot two folx of color. TJD, community leaders, master botanists. They wave at you, but only because you have purchased their plants before.
In the distance, you can see the evil highway that you will have to cross to get to the bus stop. An accurate mental map forms in your mind.
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:40:49 β 14323156 [Quote]
>>14323045 this would be a useful action
Slurpjak fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:43:30 β 14323182 [Quote]
>>14323154 ignore the hp bars i messed them up
Pepe 6lQmN4xC 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:48:08 β 14323221 [Quote]
>>14323154 You hear the news about a valid trans queen jumping off the st. Johns bridge
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 16:55:38 β 14323283 [Quote]
>>14323221 Someone throws a TV outta their window. You hear of a suicide in Portland. Trans qxveen, REST IN POWER. You are devastated. -5 Sanity.
If post ends in evens, you gain a negative mental health perk.
Jartycuck MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:02:00 β 14323334 [Quote]
>>14323318 No way they're hiring our soyGQD ass with shit in the pants, go take a shower nigga
Chud wQ0JV8jK 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:04:37 β 14323355 [Quote]
up
Femjak fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:18:48 β 14323445 [Quote]
>>14323334 You won't tolerate future shame. Maybe you should've left your regressionfaggotry in your room and not in the sight of the kangs.
You take a nice shower, which washes your clothes and your body. You end up in the bathroom, feeling refreshed.
+5 Sanity
You want to take some pills before you return outside. Confidence pills seem attractive right now.
Cado ^pAfGSLH 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:20:19 β 14323455 [Quote]
>>14323445 mix some sproke incase you need it later
Award MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:20:34 β 14323458 [Quote]
>>14323445 BVMP, should we rawdog it or take pills? award
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:21:24 β 14323464 [Quote]
>>14323455 >>14323445 put the pills in sproke and down it in one go GEG
Smugjak VTkoNgdf 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:25:03 β 14323484 [Quote]
up
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:28:30 β 14323515 [Quote]
BVMP
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:33:01 β 14323543 [Quote]
>>14323455 >>14323458 >>14323464 >>14323467 You prepare some 'roke in the big 'ug, then spill all the pills into it. You sense that many chemicals are reacting.
Roll:
Evens = You get a natural drink
Odds below 5 = it blows up, no meds or sproke for Norm
Other odds = it has a big downside
Dubs = It turns into a super drink
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:37:03 β 14323569 [Quote]
>>14323543 im a nusoicaca, what does "evens" "odds" "dubs" mean?
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:38:23 β 14323579 [Quote]
>>14323569 it's the last number or set of numbers in the post where the roll is included
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:39:10 β 14323586 [Quote]
>>>14323569 (You) >it's the last number or set of numbers in the post where the roll is included
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:54:58 β 14323718 [Quote]
>>14323690 Norman gains 15 XP somehow.
He can retry making the confidence pills in Sproke, or he can try something else.
Hunky Twink Sex Machine 7umWDWY2 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:56:02 β 14323732 [Quote]
>>14323718 yell for help then fuggen jerdee
Rapeson MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:59:32 β 14323830 [Quote]
>>>14323690 >Norman gains 15 XP somehow. > >He can retry making the confidence pills in Sproke, or he can try something else.
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:02:47 β 14323918 [Quote]
>>14323732 >>14323830 You yell for help. You also yell for some soylent.
Roll
If evens, TJD pull up and help
If most odds, combat encounter
If 9, the soylent truck arrives
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:04:50 β 14323966 [Quote]
>>>14323918 >roll
Chud J5^knw7j 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:10:27 β 14324021 [Quote]
Hey OP, your thread is gemmy so I added it to the Save The Bull website. that way you have a way of getting people easily caught up on the story. I'll be keeping it updated it as you continue
https://hansamsler.com/comic/soysylum-adventure/ Schizo fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:17:33 β 14324081 [Quote]
>>14323949 >>14323966 >>14323918 The TJD arrive and render assistance to Norman. They learned medical work by necessity, making them good doctors. They also give Norman some purple soylent.
Meanwhile, the Soylent truck pulls up.
<Shiet, we hear dat soylent truck! Thank the lawd! Let's get that shit! Norman, return tha favor, mane. They want you to get some of the soylent. Do you accept this quest of sorts?
Fatjak fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:19:39 β 14324102 [Quote]
>>14324021 That's a nice project. I appreciate it.
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:20:14 β 14324109 [Quote]
>>14324081 accept it because if we dont they will stab us o algo (eventhoughalbeit they will probably stab us even if we give them the soylent)
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:26:59 β 14324177 [Quote]
bvmp
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:27:09 β 14324180 [Quote]
>>14324109 >Right on it, gentlemen! Thanks for the heals! <No worries bro. We need a dozen. You mosey on to the outside again. You have to get to the bottom.
Roll
If odds, you get a combat encounter.
If 7 or 9, you clumsily fall, due to bad luck.
Chud 6lQmN4xC 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:30:14 β 14324214 [Quote]
>>14324200 A small purple cube falls from the sky
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:30:15 β 14324215 [Quote]
>No negative outcome. Guess it's time to go down the stairs.
Soyprano fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:34:30 β 14324243 [Quote]
>>14324215 You reach the soylent truck. You have a hundred dollars. Do you purchase a dozen soylent bottles for twenty bucks, or do you try to steal them?
You also think that maybe you could go to the goyslop strip later for some Soybucks and MuttDonald's.
Chud MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:36:17 β 14324262 [Quote]
>>14324243 Steal them and rush over to the niggers while screaming about how much of a "hood gangster african-american" you are and how you are just like the heckin' wholesome 100 bvlls
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:45:05 β 14324342 [Quote]
>>14324262 >I'll buy them… sike! Norman reaches towards the back, but is he a proficient thief?
Roll
Evens, wrestling match, next roll
Odds, avoid wrestling, next roll
Digits, instant win
Chud C0zyIOyP 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:52:58 β 14324400 [Quote]
>>14324394 throw a BBC dildo out of your pocket to distract him
Plier MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:53:29 β 14324401 [Quote]
>>>14324394 >throw a BBC dildo out of your pocket to distract him
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:00:03 β 14324455 [Quote]
>>14324400 >>14324401 You pull a BBC dildo out of your pocket. It definitely surprises him.
>You… you're fucking crazy! Get away from me, you freak! He's not pacified yet… do something.
Cobson MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:01:00 β 14324468 [Quote]
>>14324455 stuff the dildo in his mouth and scream "THIS IS FOR MY BVLL!"
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:10:15 β 14324587 [Quote]
>>14324468 *SCHLORP*
<Hehehe! This… THIS IS FOR MY BVLLL! Roll
Evens, does physical damage
Odds, does psychological damage
Digits, instant win
Coinjak MFS24jSO 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:12:21 β 14324609 [Quote]
>>14324587 honestly if some fag put a dildo in my mouth i would instantly kill myself, this better do some good psycho damage
Chud HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:17:36 β 14324677 [Quote]
>>14324633 cmon normal just tank the fists, steal the soy and get tf outta there
Chud HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:26:05 β 14324771 [Quote]
>>14324729 DAMN bro this might actually be the worst outcome, its over
Chud HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:29:02 β 14324811 [Quote]
>>14324786 45 damage in total bro thats like half his hp, right?
Fishjak dgppYJzz 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:29:39 β 14324821 [Quote]
>>14324786 Dr. Obsession Brimstein comes and gives the schizo meds
Chud Or^np6VT 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:30:31 β 14324834 [Quote]
>>14324786 watch care bears unlock the magic
Npestajak HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:32:03 β 14324855 [Quote]
>>14324821 nah hes gonna have a schizo meltdown now and we can use that to our advantage, meds now are bad
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:37:10 β 14324918 [Quote]
>>14324811 >>14324821 >>14324834 The flurry of punches sends Norman Jackson to the ground, but he can immediately recover. It was devastating, dealing 45 damage in one turn.
The schizo will be rambling to himself for two turns, or just enough time to grab the soy and run.
Or maybe Norman should forget the soy.
Whoever this schizo is, he'll be a dangerous enemy. Norman should also call the Soysylum. He has Dr. Brimstein's number, but he shouldn't call it until he at least has the soy and/or is running.
Massjak Or^np6VT 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:37:50 β 14324924 [Quote]
>>14324918 use the care bear stare on him
Chudbob ^dRYEIMn 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:38:23 β 14324930 [Quote]
Loop this janigger
Chud HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:38:47 β 14324934 [Quote]
>>14324918 get as much soy as he can carry, if he gets more than a dozen he should drink the rest to heal up
Chud HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:39:01 β 14324938 [Quote]
>>>14324918 >use the care bear stare on him
Coinjak fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:43:10 β 14324989 [Quote]
>>14324934 You begin to loot the soy. At least a dozen.
Evens, successfully secure the dozen then a few
Odds, accidentally overload
Digits, find a cart that can haul 100 at once
David Or^np6VT 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:43:51 β 14324998 [Quote]
>>14324989 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THE FIRST ONE
Fishjak Or^np6VT 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:44:14 β 14325006 [Quote]
>>14324989 drink it all and become superman
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:46:26 β 14325058 [Quote]
Norman gets overloaded.
>>14325006 Roll
Evens, execute drinking action
Odds, negative outcome
Digits, get a zenkai boost or some shit
Bernd HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:47:03 β 14325065 [Quote]
>>>14324989 >YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THE FIRST ONE
Tyrone ye!G9mFc 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:47:14 β 14325070 [Quote]
>>14324984 What happened to my beloved cars bears
Why are they all so selfish?
Chud HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:48:32 β 14325083 [Quote]
>>14325058 now the marvel good guy beats the bad guy from the multiverse with the power of consumerism or something along those lines, yeah
Glibblezorpson fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:49:35 β 14325099 [Quote]
>>14325006 You frantically drink the soy, hoping it'll give you the energy to counteract the overload.
Evens, success
Most odds, failure
7 or 9, retry
Digits, zenkai boost
Soyak W1HM9LW5 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:54:31 β 14325166 [Quote]
>>14325148 >WAOW!!!!!!! throw one of the bottles at the schizos head at light speed or something like my heckin wholesome characters from that one show about superman but evil
Gapejak HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:55:01 β 14325173 [Quote]
>>14325148 snopes and world economic forum told me that this will max his hp out instantly
Chud HfyugiqR 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:59:21 β 14325230 [Quote]
we have to go to the soyslum doebeit
Chud Or^np6VT 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:03:04 β 14325267 [Quote]
>>14325148 OP WHERE IS YOU
Chud HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:04:31 β 14325282 [Quote]
>>14325267 >>14325148 op got 'aped by feraljak and died
Smugjak HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:05:27 β 14325293 [Quote]
> >Norman has leveled up. He can enhance one of his stats. Which one?
ElPerro Or^np6VT 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:05:35 β 14325295 [Quote]
>>14325280 norman should have the ability to fly
Chud 6AuhwDTg 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:05:52 β 14325299 [Quote]
>>14325280 kys fallout pedo
Hunky Twink Sex Machine HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:07:02 β 14325317 [Quote]
>>>14325280 >kys fallout pedo
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:07:42 β 14325322 [Quote]
>>14325293 agility makes norman better at using guns
Coinjak W1HM9LW5 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:07:52 β 14325327 [Quote]
>>14325280 perception goodest so he can has better aiming
Chud W1HM9LW5 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:08:27 β 14325334 [Quote]
>>14325322 shouldnt it improve his sneak skill doe?
Flartson HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:08:41 β 14325337 [Quote]
>>>14325293 (You) >agility makes norman better at using guns
Plier fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:11:51 β 14325383 [Quote]
>>14325230 yes but the current quest will help norman level up
Chud J5^knw7j 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:18:00 β 14325489 [Quote]
JANNIES LQQP THIS
Chud HfyugiqR 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:26:18 β 14325591 [Quote]
bump
Alicia HaybT5dN 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:33:55 β 14325683 [Quote]
>gemmy thread
Dr. Fauci fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:33:56 β 14325684 [Quote]
>>14325166 >>14325173 >>14325221 >>14325280 Norman's Luck stat increases by 1. His luck isn't great yet, but it's closer.
He gains a new perk:
Soylent Slurper
Drinking a Soylent gives Norman better damage odds for his next attack. (+1 to multiplier) It also gives his next attack slightly better odds of success.
In this zenkai State, he throws a bottle of soy at the Schizo Feral.
Roll
Any number above 4, zenkai enhances attack
Evens, attack hits
Odds, attack misses (or if zenkai applies, it compromises to a regular hit)
digits = schizo feral gets decapitated
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:45:56 β 14325823 [Quote]
The bottle throw does a whopping 36 damage to the Schizo Feral.
The Schizo Feral wasn't stunned, so he gets to attack.
>>14325745 He executes a dropkick.
Roll
If odds above 3, you can evade and run away.
Otherwise, you are forced to fight.
Dr. Soyberg fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:47:53 β 14325850 [Quote]
have to fight the schizo feral
Cado ^47wp1Qp 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:53:46 β 14325930 [Quote]
>>14325885 give up and start gooning
Schwab fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:03:38 β 14326043 [Quote]
>>14325951 You get a heavy urge to masturbate to slopjaks, so you figure that running is the quickest way to get out of the coaly fight.
Roll
>5, success 0,1,2 = get clothelined like a clittycel
digits = summon a doctor to deal with the schizo
Lee Goldson O45e7S40 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:07:30 β 14326088 [Quote]
Counter him
Angryjak fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:12:54 β 14326149 [Quote]
Your movement speed has been slowed for 3 turns, making evasion unfeasible.
>>14326088 You attempt to counter by stomping on the Schizo Feral's head.
Roll
[last number]*3=damage
Evens = increased damage (minicrit, 1.5x)
odds = +stun
digits = critical
Merchant O45e7S40 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:15:47 β 14326176 [Quote]
Try to break one of the ferals bones
Nusoi O45e7S40 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:18:40 β 14326200 [Quote]
Try to break one of the feralβs legs
Gigafly 7umWDWY2 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:19:45 β 14326213 [Quote]
>>14326192 rip the head off the feral's body
Chud zGNb6Uko 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:21:11 β 14326235 [Quote]
>>14326192 Try to choke him with unopened bottles of soy
Aryan 7umWDWY2 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:23:48 β 14326267 [Quote]
>>14326192 steal the truck and run him over
Bapepe fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:24:34 β 14326281 [Quote]
>>14326176 >>14326200 You limp towards Feral's legs, hoping to take some from him… his knee. You lift a soy bottle, then thrust it down towards his knee like an arrow…
Roll
Evens = effective
Odds = ineffective
Above 5 = sprains(ineff)breaks(eff)
damage=last number*2
Don Turtelli 7umWDWY2 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:25:08 β 14326287 [Quote]
>>14326281 steal the truck and run him over
Meximutt gfUuS4vH 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:26:03 β 14326297 [Quote]
gem thread o algo
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:32:19 β 14326380 [Quote]
>>14326287 The thrown bottle does 2 damage to the Feral Schizo.
<Fauci damnit… You try to get to the truck, but it's Feral's turn. He headbutts Norman's chest.
Roll
Evens = pushed over and stunned
Most Odds = grappled by Feral
1,3,digits = Norman basically ignores the attack and steals the truck
Marge zGNb6Uko 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:36:58 β 14326460 [Quote]
>>14326380 Get hit then drink more soy
Angryjak O45e7S40 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:41:07 β 14326521 [Quote]
Try to counter
Yurjak fqJeYKaQ 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:48:02 β 14326610 [Quote]
>>14326460 >>14326521 >>14326528 Norman drinks a bottle of soy, then Feral swings at him, which Norman anticipates somewhat, so he tries to dodge.
Roll
4 or 6 = dodged
Other evens = hits Norman for [number]x2
odds = hits Norman for [number]x3]
digits = norman gets knocked out, concluding battle
Spadeson zGNb6Uko 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:51:18 β 14326667 [Quote]
>>14326610 After drinking the soy and dodging kick feral in the balls
Chud O45e7S40 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:53:01 β 14326697 [Quote]
Try to rip feralβs dick off
Chud zGNb6Uko 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:53:28 β 14326707 [Quote]
>>14326672 Punch ferals cock
Aryan edA2uL!i 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:57:14 β 14326776 [Quote]
>adventure thread >hp bar
Rupturejak zGNb6Uko 12/07/25 (Sun) 22:01:00 β 14326826 [Quote]
>>adventure thread >>hp bar >brimβ¦
Chud O45e7S40 12/07/25 (Sun) 22:32:33 β 14327267 [Quote]
Up
Chud 7umWDWY2 12/08/25 (Mon) 00:02:07 β 14328201 [Quote]
Bump
Chud J5^knw7j 12/08/25 (Mon) 00:08:11 β 14328269 [Quote]
up, jannies lqqp this thread
Chud J5^knw7j 12/08/25 (Mon) 00:33:04 β 14328576 [Quote]
rise
Hornyson fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 03:27:19 β 14330479 [Quote]
>>14326697 >>14326707 You get down and punch Feral's cock through his pants.
Roll
damage= [last number] x 2
Evens, +stun
Digits or 9, critical, rip xis penis off
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 03:46:23 β 14330624 [Quote]
Norman's hand slips through Schizo Feral's underpants and rips his fucking cock off, doing a fatal 48 damage and killing Schizo Feral. It seems painful for him, as well. Norman gains 30 XP from slaying the Schizo Feral. He's free to move the soy wherever he wants.
(using
>>14330479 for roll)
Chud J5^knw7j 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:03:28 β 14330771 [Quote]
>>14330624 take his twp as a trophy to give the black bulls in exchange for a gun
Chud HaybT5dN 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:05:16 β 14330790 [Quote]
>>14330624 Take the soys and dick back to the niggers
Chud HaybT5dN 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:05:35 β 14330796 [Quote]
Also the fight took 7 hours GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Massjak W1HM9LW5 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:07:35 β 14330817 [Quote]
>>14330796 Insane geeeg, I left to go to evening mass and then my youth group and came back and the fight only just ended
Slitherjak J5^knw7j 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:08:14 β 14330824 [Quote]
>>14330817 and it only took half of our HP!
Chud MFS24jSO 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:14:08 β 14330879 [Quote]
>>14330817 Bro I went to bed when he drank the soy and woke up now GEEEEEEEEEEG
Gapejak fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:14:44 β 14330884 [Quote]
>>14330771 >>14330790 Norman Jackson returns to his apartment to complete the quest, and prove his mettle.
>Um… Look here guys! I even took the soylent driver's penis! Please heckin' initiate me into your gang! Roll(ing in this post)
0,2,4,6, or digits = they accept you into your gang
7,8,9,0 = You have to do one more quest
Otherwise, they call you a schizo and reject your application…
Chud MFS24jSO 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:15:58 β 14330892 [Quote]
>>14330884 We got party members or however the mmorpg works
Rupturejak fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:27:20 β 14330969 [Quote]
voting time niggas
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:34:44 β 14331019 [Quote]
>>14331000
Bernd fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:42:50 β 14331094 [Quote]
>>14330949 Tiebreaker
Rolling
Then first reply rolls
Then second reply, then third reply
1. Cha 2. Int 3. Agility 4. Luck
Whoever has the highest number or digits wins
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 05:02:59 β 14331270 [Quote]
fourth roll
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 05:04:07 β 14331278 [Quote]
second tiebreaker
Chok fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 05:08:25 β 14331307 [Quote]
euro hours
Gigafly J5^knw7j 12/08/25 (Mon) 05:11:30 β 14331329 [Quote]
You euromutts better keep this bumped, IDK why the SLF jannies haven't looped this gem yet
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 05:27:52 β 14331444 [Quote]
>>14331413 rolling for charisma, will add the differences
second pair of numbers is
>>14331278 and
>>14331319 Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 06:14:56 β 14331772 [Quote]
bumperino
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 08:05:47 β 14332432 [Quote]
thread goes up
Meximutt fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 09:40:03 β 14333032 [Quote]
0 reppeys o algo
Platejak OEFwODGL 12/08/25 (Mon) 09:48:49 β 14333106 [Quote]
>>14331487 buy CHANGED merch and terrify the invaders with it or something
Shirtjak J5^knw7j 12/08/25 (Mon) 09:54:03 β 14333136 [Quote]
>>14333106 kys changedpedo
Chud J5^knw7j 12/08/25 (Mon) 09:55:18 β 14333151 [Quote]
>>14331487 look in the fridge
Chud O2!DAeGJ 12/08/25 (Mon) 10:03:33 β 14333217 [Quote]
Bump
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 10:10:10 β 14333260 [Quote]
>>14333151 You check in on the fridge. You jave plenty of Sprite but not enough coke, and you have a Sproke can. Your fridge contains quick and easy meals. One of the TJD takes an onion, which you are absolutely fine with.
The soylent, the sproke, and the sandwich should be most useful in terms of snacks on the run.
Chud J5^knw7j 12/08/25 (Mon) 10:11:35 β 14333267 [Quote]
>>14333260 binge eat all the ice cream to help with your heckin stress issues then take the sandwich and soylent (not the sproke because sproke is a nazi dogwhistle)
Lennonjak fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 10:21:40 β 14333343 [Quote]
>>14333267 You take the Ice Cream, the Sandwich, and the two Soylent Bottles. You eat the ice cream immediately.
You gain a potbelly immediately. Your calorie needs have been met and exceeded. It'll burn off quickly.
The TJD takes a bite of the red onion.
David gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 11:11:50 β 14333679 [Quote]
>>14333343 go to the evil retarded hobo park to farm xp
ElPerro fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 11:33:45 β 14333830 [Quote]
>>14333679 You travel towards the evil retarded hobo park for some EZ XP, but cannot reach it due to the evil highway. If you try to cross it, you VILL get run over. At least, it's 90% likely. As far as Norman and the TJD know, to cross the highway, they need a vehicle or a way to neutralize the traffic.
Environment Roll (this post is the roll, ignore if not 3,5,6)
3,5,6 = a police officer questions you, regarding the soy truck incident
Chud gfUuS4vH 12/08/25 (Mon) 11:47:24 β 14333906 [Quote]
jannies loop this gem
Schwab gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 11:51:54 β 14333939 [Quote]
>>14333830 tell the TJD to call the cop a racist
Norwegian fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 11:59:22 β 14333992 [Quote]
>>14333939 the cop hasn't showed up
Chud NRL1IpKU 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:00:29 β 14334012 [Quote]
>>14333830 steal a random dudes bike or motorcycle
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:01:39 β 14334021 [Quote]
>>14333992 go to the RV then
Chud I^1MJbmd 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:03:31 β 14334057 [Quote]
>>14333830 finally a fucking adventure thread after so long
use the rv o algo
Fingerboy gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:14:54 β 14334160 [Quote]
>>14334057 yeh a true gemerald this coal season
Chud NRL1IpKU 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:42:00 β 14334313 [Quote]
>>14334285 ask the amerimutt in the background to investigate the RV for you
Plier gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:42:56 β 14334320 [Quote]
>>14334285 talk to the fat man and use him as bait to check the RV
Jacobson NRL1IpKU 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:43:40 β 14334323 [Quote]
>>14334320 and if he survives add him to your party
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:49:08 β 14334353 [Quote]
>>14334313 >>14334320 >>14334323 You call the Scooter Amerimutt over.
>What's up? >Hey, can you check that RV? >Uerm… why? Oh my fauci… You should give him a decent reason to check the RV. This will affect your chances of him entering it.
Glibblezorpson bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:51:11 β 14334364 [Quote]
>>14334353 I heard there are FREEDVββS and DQNVTS
inside the RV
Dubbbzjak NRL1IpKU 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:52:34 β 14334376 [Quote]
>>14334353 theres free goyslop and unlimited guns in there
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:53:29 β 14334380 [Quote]
>>>14334353 >theres free goyslop and unlimited guns in there
Nusoi 4Wi7S9Fh 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:54:00 β 14334383 [Quote]
i take my meds
Schizo gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 12:54:21 β 14334385 [Quote]
>>>>14334353 >>theres free goyslop and unlimited guns in there >This is better, use this
Nate fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:00:59 β 14334411 [Quote]
>>14334364 >>14334376 >>14334380 >>14334385 You try to convince him that there's goyslop and firearms in there.
>That's a food and ammunition truck… Full bred American, patriotic to israel, full of cheeseburgers! Charisma roll
Evens above 2 = he is convinced
Odds, 2, or digits = he is not convinced
Dubbbzjak NRL1IpKU 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:02:39 β 14334426 [Quote]
>>14334411 EVENS ABOVE 2 NOW
Fatjak 4Wi7S9Fh 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:04:51 β 14334441 [Quote]
>>14326538 geg 4cuck forced meme tried to derail
Chud fqJeYKaQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:05:00 β 14334444 [Quote]
>>14334426 >>14334429 i roll in my own posts
Chud 95US5zt4 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:05:04 β 14334445 [Quote]
>>14334432 Tell him its actually a euromutt rv
Chud NRL1IpKU 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:05:22 β 14334449 [Quote]
>>14334432 I try to tell him:
>Hey man, no need to get so hostile! I just wanted to warn you about the CIA glowies in that RV, I think you could be a good fighter against those glowies! Smugjak gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:07:53 β 14334466 [Quote]
>>14334432 yeah tell him it's a european truck on gut dayum murrican soil
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:12:16 β 14334503 [Quote]
>>14334432 Tell him there are Russian europoor spies inside that RV, and the should attack them as a REβL 'ββVRICβN PβTRIQT
Emmanuel 95US5zt4 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:23:25 β 14334600 [Quote]
Up so thread will be seen more
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:26:13 β 14334616 [Quote]
bump
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:29:22 β 14334638 [Quote]
>>14334445 >>14334449 >>14334466 >>14334503 >Okay, okay… No need to be hostile. I had to speak in code. What I'm really saying is that there's euromutt spies in there, spying on you. They're very afraid of you, because of your strength. Charisma roll 2
Evens above 0 = he is convinced
Odds or 0 = he isn't convinced
Digits = he has a panic attack, but this is good news
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:34:32 β 14334671 [Quote]
>>14334638 perfect, this cannot fail
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:37:46 β 14334687 [Quote]
>>14334638 Take a few steps back in case 'apeson comes out
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:41:28 β 14334701 [Quote]
>WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE OR SOMETHING? I'LL SHOW THEM! In a fit of 'tard rage, he rips the door off the car. He uses the door as a shield. He is about to enter…
>>14334687 You take a few steps back, in case Rapeson or somephono worse comes out…
Rolan
Evens = He is able to evict the unknown person
Odds = he cannot evict the unknown person
Digits = The unknown person disappears
Bernd gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:48:03 β 14334740 [Quote]
>>14334711 praying for our champion
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:48:19 β 14334743 [Quote]
>>14334711 'eens, should we risk our lives on the some phono who one shot 'mutt for a level up, or just run tf away with our lives? We are like 3 times stronger thanks to party but this might be too hard
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:49:21 β 14334748 [Quote]
>>14334743 have some faith in amerimutt
Brandon gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:49:43 β 14334751 [Quote]
>>14334743 he may be gemmy enough
Cobson mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:52:25 β 14334763 [Quote]
>>14334752 i dont know how i put that image there but it was unintentional
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:53:31 β 14334772 [Quote]
>>>14334752 >i dont know how i put that image there but it was unintentional
David bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:54:17 β 14334777 [Quote]
>>>14334743 (You) >we can always use one of the tjd as bait to run away
Billy bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:57:05 β 14334813 [Quote]
BVMP some flag is trying to catty wipe
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:57:25 β 14334816 [Quote]
>BVMP some flag is trying to catty wipe
Nophono bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:58:28 β 14334824 [Quote]
>>14334786 Run tf away, bro nophono can 'ape us to niggerhell and back
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 13:58:30 β 14334826 [Quote]
>>14334786 steal his motored bike and drive fast out of there
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:00:45 β 14334840 [Quote]
>>>14334786 >steal his motored bike and drive fast out of there
Fartycuck gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:03:39 β 14334861 [Quote]
>>14334840 they must have a powerfull motor to move them landwhales (rest in power amerimutt)
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:05:04 β 14334867 [Quote]
>>>14334840 (You) >they must have a powerfull motor to move them landwhales (rest in power amerimutt)
Nigger gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:06:21 β 14334872 [Quote]
>>14334867 Don't worry we have two engineers/doctors with us
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:07:52 β 14334882 [Quote]
>>14334813 >>14334816 >>14334824 >>14334826 >>14334840 >>14334841 What remains of Amerimutt becomes a red spray… The TJD flee, but you want the motor scooter… All you need is courage.
Rolling
Evens = get the scooter
Odds = run prematurely
Chud mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:12:57 β 14334917 [Quote]
>>14334882 OUR BLACK KANGS ARE GONE, RUN AWAY!!
Nojak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:15:40 β 14334945 [Quote]
>>14334882 RUN NIGGA, WE HAVE INT. 0 WE CANT DO JACKSHIT and oreos
Nulljak soCQVBU8 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:15:55 β 14334950 [Quote]
>>14334882 Get the scooter
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:17:39 β 14334971 [Quote]
>>14334949 Ask the negroes to hotwire the RV into a bomb with wheels
Chud 6lQmN4xC 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:17:53 β 14334974 [Quote]
>>14334949 A White van pulls up in front of Norman
Kliksjak mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:19:01 β 14334983 [Quote]
>>14334974 geg, 'apeson pulls up and says, "i'll save you boys! Get in!"
Sneed L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:27:32 β 14335079 [Quote]
>>14334971 >>14334974 >>14334983 Nophono's RV faces your party. There is also a mysterious white van. (most likely Rapeson)
Rolan
Evens = he drives away to keep his low profile
Odds = he holds a grudge and attempts 'ehicular 'anslaughter
Feraljak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:29:12 β 14335094 [Quote]
>>>14334971 (You) >>>14334974 >>>14334983 >Nophono's RV faces your party. There is also a mysterious white van. (most likely Rapeson)
Bapepe bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:29:28 β 14335100 [Quote]
>>>14334945 (You) >>oreos
Chud 95US5zt4 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:29:59 β 14335109 [Quote]
>>14335090 Negros won kill your self FPE tranny
Schizo mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:33:04 β 14335124 [Quote]
>>14335115 have all three party members throw the scooter at the rv's windshield
Baby bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:33:29 β 14335126 [Quote]
>>14335115 this Rv obsessed about mi o algo, run behind the TJD so they act like a meatshield
Unknown L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:40:06 β 14335172 [Quote]
>>14335124 >>14335126 Everyone lifts the mobility scooter… lighter than Norman expected, only 180 pounds… And if it fails, you'll hide behind the TJD.
Rolan
Evens above 2 = successful throw and hit
0,2 = drop the scooter
Odds = can't throw it far enough, miss…
Digits = RV disabled…
Fatjak mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:42:13 β 14335196 [Quote]
>>14335172 this is just like when the avengers teamed up against thanos! AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:47:29 β 14335270 [Quote]
>>14335256 Dr soystein new science experiment
Femjak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:48:03 β 14335278 [Quote]
>>14335220 Get in the car and run that nophono over
Chud mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:49:25 β 14335300 [Quote]
>>14335278 nigga the car is moving we're gonna die
Lennonjak mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:50:25 β 14335319 [Quote]
>>14335297 Use the gun we got to shoot nophono in the chest
Platejak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:51:12 β 14335334 [Quote]
>>>14335297 >Use the gun we got to shoot nophono in the chest
Blartjak IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:52:21 β 14335344 [Quote]
alright im back from showering, what happened to amerimutt?
Chud mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:53:19 β 14335350 [Quote]
>>14335344 torn to bits by nophono, we're in a boss fight with him now
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:53:51 β 14335355 [Quote]
>>14334786 WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HE DIED NOOOOOO
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
MAYBE WE COULD TRY CUTTING OFF ONE OF NOPHONOS TENTACLES AND TRY TO GET A LIQUID SAMPLE OF AMERIMUTT SO WE CAN TRY CLONING HIM BACK AT THE SOYSYLUM
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:55:24 β 14335370 [Quote]
>>>14334786 >WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HE DIED NOOOOOO >WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT >MAYBE WE COULD TRY CUTTING OFF ONE OF NOPHONOS TENTACLES AND TRY TO GET A LIQUID SAMPLE OF AMERIMUTT SO WE CAN TRY CLONING HIM BACK AT THE SOYSYLUM
Chud mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:56:10 β 14335377 [Quote]
>>14335355 save that for later, we'll be lucky to make it out of this fight alive
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:57:22 β 14335393 [Quote]
>>>14335297 >Use the gun we got to shoot nophono in the chest
Nigger IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:57:47 β 14335400 [Quote]
>>14335377 alright, I hope nophono fucking dies for what he did to my KING amerimutt
Chud mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 14:59:29 β 14335420 [Quote]
>>>>14335297 >>Use the gun we got to shoot nophono in the chest >We can push him into the traffic if he gets stunned
Jacobson IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:00:29 β 14335438 [Quote]
>>14335319 make sure to make him release his tentacles so that he gets into more pain of his tentacles being ripped off piece by piece by the cars
Schizo L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:00:32 β 14335439 [Quote]
>>14335319 >>14335334 You pull out the Saturday Night Special, and aim it at Nophono's chest… The two TJD's pull out Browning Hi Powers…
Rolan (underdog edition)
[post number*3*5 shots = total damage, minus whatever misses.
Most Evens = All shots hit Nophono's tentacles and lungs, your team doesn't get squadwiped instantly
8,9, digits = critical hit + stun
Other odds = only 3 shots hit, your squad is kinda screwed
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:01:08 β 14335447 [Quote]
>>14335439 THIS IS FOR AMERIMUTT
Chok IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:01:45 β 14335453 [Quote]
>>14335447 LETS MAKE SURE NOPHONO GETS INTO ALOT OF PAIN FOR WHAT HE DID TO OUR KING AMERIMUTT
Chud mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:05:38 β 14335495 [Quote]
>>14335447 uuhhh did we just lose?
Gigachad bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:06:28 β 14335512 [Quote]
>>14335438 CRIT + STUN + 135 DAMAGE WE VVQN, how could you tell?
Flartson bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:06:57 β 14335523 [Quote]
>>>14335438 >CRIT + STUN + 135 DAMAGE WE VVQN, how could you tell?
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:07:01 β 14335524 [Quote]
>>14335495 it's not over until the fat lady braps
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:07:14 β 14335529 [Quote]
or something like that
SLF IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:07:20 β 14335532 [Quote]
>>14335512 FUCK YEAHHH
now lets get a liquid sample of amerimutt now so that we can maybe clone him in the soyslum
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:07:31 β 14335533 [Quote]
>>>14335447 >uuhhh did we just lose?
Slurpjak 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:07:50 β 14335536 [Quote]
are you guys fucking retarded. its clearly the OP's post that counts towards rolls. its 9 so crit + stun so 9*3*5*whatever crit is
Aryan bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:08:18 β 14335539 [Quote]
>>>14335512 (You) >FUCK YEAHHH >now lets get a liquid sample of amerimutt now so that we can maybe clone him in the soyslum
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:08:28 β 14335542 [Quote]
>>14335529 niggers be so impatient
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:08:49 β 14335550 [Quote]
>are you guys fucking retarded. its clearly the OP's post that counts towards rolls. its 9 so crit + stun so 9*3*5*whatever crit is
Pepe mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:08:49 β 14335551 [Quote]
did he insta die or do we still have to push him into oncoming traffic?
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:09:16 β 14335558 [Quote]
>>14335536 OP mentioned before that crit is *4 so its 540 damage possibly and thats epic rape
>>14335550 we get crit too you nigger and thats *4
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:09:18 β 14335560 [Quote]
>>14335551 we have to wait for OP to post
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:09:31 β 14335566 [Quote]
that's how it works
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:09:33 β 14335568 [Quote]
>did he insta die or do we still have to push him into oncoming traffic?
Dr. Fauci 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:09:59 β 14335575 [Quote]
>>14335568 crit is *4 as per the schizo feral fight
>>14324729 >crits Cobbert mnJkDfPv 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:10:05 β 14335578 [Quote]
>>14335560 right, got excited i thought we were dead
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:10:10 β 14335579 [Quote]
>>>14335550 (You) >we get crit too you nigger and thats *4
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:11:02 β 14335593 [Quote]
>>>14335568 (You) >crit is *4 as per the schizo feral fight >>14324729 >>crits Im retarded, mb
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:11:23 β 14335601 [Quote]
Yeah we won, no way that dipshit tanks 540 damage
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:12:50 β 14335614 [Quote]
>>14335439 this is such a A24 slowbvrn kino masterpiece
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:13:14 β 14335618 [Quote]
>>14335601 I genuinely hope this nigger tries to hold onto his wounds and then stumbles back into the traffic
Glowie 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:15:01 β 14335636 [Quote]
>>14335628 marge how did you get 405? was crit *3 this time?
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:15:07 β 14335637 [Quote]
>>14335618 push him into traffic
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:15:55 β 14335641 [Quote]
>>>14335618 >push him into traffic >wrong post award
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:15:59 β 14335643 [Quote]
>>14335628 push into traffic
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:16:01 β 14335644 [Quote]
>>14335628 TRY TO TAKE ANY TYPE OF LIQUID SAMPLE FROM AMERIMUTT SO WE CAN TRY TO CLONE HIM BACK AT THE SOYSYLUM
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:16:16 β 14335646 [Quote]
>>14335628 push him into incoming traffic
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:16:36 β 14335648 [Quote]
>>14335644 also push nophono into traffic
Jacobson L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:16:39 β 14335650 [Quote]
>>14335636 First crit is when the sproke and meds exploded, which was 3. That's the reference I've been using, but I admit I'm a little inconsistent
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:16:41 β 14335652 [Quote]
>>>14335628 >TRY TO TAKE ANY TYPE OF LIQUID SAMPLE FROM AMERIMUTT SO WE CAN TRY TO CLONE HIM BACK AT THE SOYSYLUM
Sneed bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:16:47 β 14335653 [Quote]
>>14335628 PUSH THAT KIKE INTO TRAFFIC
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:17:29 β 14335661 [Quote]
>>14335653 WE MUST MAKE SURE NOPHONO GETS MUTILATED FOR WHAT HE DID TO AMERIMUTT
Mexiaryan 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:17:56 β 14335665 [Quote]
>>14335650 when we were fighting feral before getting soy boosted it was *4 so try to keep it consistent or i will come to your house with a 'za and an angle grinder and do diy tranny surgery by removing your penis with an angle grinder and then force feeding you the 'za and making you pay for it
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:18:47 β 14335674 [Quote]
>>>14335650 >when we were fighting feral before getting soy boosted it was *4 so try to keep it consistent or i will come to your house with a 'za and an angle grinder and do diy tranny surgery by removing your penis with an angle grinder and then force feeding you the 'za and making you pay for it
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:19:32 β 14335679 [Quote]
TND TOTAL NOPHONO DEATH
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:19:59 β 14335681 [Quote]
>>14335665 I'll try to keep it 3x.
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:21:16 β 14335685 [Quote]
>>>14335665 >I'll try to keep it 3x.
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:23:04 β 14335699 [Quote]
>>14335653 >>14335648 >>14335646 >>14335643 >>14335637 Everyone lifts Nophono's stunned body, and prepared to toss him into the hazardous traffic.
0 or 1 = they miss and have to reattempt…
Other evens = success, he gets stunned and ran over
Other odds = success, he gets ran over but not stunned
Digits = A sixteen wheeler turns him into mince meat…
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:24:26 β 14335708 [Quote]
>>14335699 Hope being ran over deals at least 100 damage
Soytan 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:25:22 β 14335716 [Quote]
>>14335708 retard once again. digits = doubles or trips or something. its the last outcome.
Gapejak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:25:40 β 14335719 [Quote]
Also we fucking 'aped almost half his Hp in one turn that was absolute kino
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:25:49 β 14335720 [Quote]
WE NEED TO GIVE AMERIMUTT JUSTICE (I dont know why im obsessing over amerimutt right now geg)
Don Turtelli bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:26:13 β 14335725 [Quote]
>WE NEED TO GIVE AMERIMUTT JUSTICE (I dont know why im obsessing over amerimutt right now geg)
ElPerro bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:26:37 β 14335729 [Quote]
>>>14335708 (You) >retard once again. digits = doubles or trips or something. its the last outcome.
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:27:40 β 14335739 [Quote]
>>14335720 from the HRT xister
Mexiaryan gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:28:38 β 14335748 [Quote]
>>>14335720 >from the HRT xister
Sneed JjRTT3v3 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:38:32 β 14335792 [Quote]
even if nophono gets defeated here i doubt thats the end of him hes very powerful it might just be his first form o algo
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:39:49 β 14335797 [Quote]
>>14335792 we just need the traffic stopped
Emmanuel L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:40:45 β 14335802 [Quote]
>>14335797 it'll be stopped after what happened to nophono
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:41:24 β 14335807 [Quote]
>>14335796 now lets get amerimutts liquid sample
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:41:50 β 14335811 [Quote]
>>14335807 and his scooter, we COULD rebuild him
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:42:53 β 14335816 [Quote]
>>14335811 WAIT CYBORG AMERIMUTT
Fatjak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:43:20 β 14335823 [Quote]
>>>14335811 >WAIT CYBORG AMERIMUTT
Minion gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:43:44 β 14335826 [Quote]
>>14335823 Ameri-muttchine
Lee Goldson IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:44:00 β 14335828 [Quote]
>>14335823 yes
we could use parts of his scooter and his flesh and rebuilding him back together
Mexiaryan bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:44:44 β 14335834 [Quote]
>Your entire party gains the XP expected of a late game enemy: 2000 for defeating Nophono. It's a lot to process. You'll level up several times in one go.
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:47:32 β 14335854 [Quote]
>>14335849 We have to put our point into intelligence
Nusoi 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:47:58 β 14335857 [Quote]
>>14335834 lets decide what levels to get before we have a vote open doe. we could get agility and perception so we use guns gooder and see more
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:48:04 β 14335860 [Quote]
>Norman Jackson has leveled up 8 times. No poll this time, just reply with a chosen skill point.
SLF IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:48:14 β 14335861 [Quote]
>>14335849 INTELLIGENCE SO THAT WE ARE SMART ENOUGH TO REBUILD AMERIMUTT
Punkjak 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:48:23 β 14335863 [Quote]
>>14335849 agility, someone else can do perception
Woahjack y361A8Nq 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:48:47 β 14335865 [Quote]
>>14335849 all into luck baby
Feraljak 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:48:53 β 14335866 [Quote]
>>14335860 oyyy one point choice per person we dont need 4 int
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:49:06 β 14335869 [Quote]
Rupturejak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:49:29 β 14335873 [Quote]
>>>14335860 (You) >oyyy one point choice per person we dont need 4 int
Chok 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:50:24 β 14335877 [Quote]
>>14335869 rebuilding him will probably take int + luck since hes pretty much in the same state as nophono who was ran over by an 18 wheeler so we can max into that and get some agility for better gun use
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:51:08 β 14335882 [Quote]
>>14335866 we have 8 lvl ups, I gB!wl1YP will use my point for intelligence
Gigafly IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:51:52 β 14335888 [Quote]
also the reason why we are deciding to rebuild amerimutt is because he could be a crucial part to this adventure and also hes cool
A24 gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:52:33 β 14335890 [Quote]
we should get some perception too
Woahjack L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:52:47 β 14335892 [Quote]
>>14335881 I also add a vote for luck since it affects a lot of things
Nulljak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:53:11 β 14335896 [Quote]
>>>14335881 >I also add a vote for luck since it affects a lot of things
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:54:18 β 14335904 [Quote]
So far: +4 intelligence, +1 agility, +2 luck, +1 perception. Unless anyone wants to change their vote.
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:54:21 β 14335905 [Quote]
>>14335896 we have 2 points left to choose
Norwegian bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:55:01 β 14335911 [Quote]
Retards.
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:55:12 β 14335912 [Quote]
>>14335881 >>14335892 5+1 that Op added=6, we are left with 2 points
Bapepe gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:56:19 β 14335927 [Quote]
looks good
Nojak L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:56:47 β 14335930 [Quote]
>>14335922 Marge and oreos
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:58:46 β 14335944 [Quote]
>>14335912 someone get endurance because I already put my vote on intelligence
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:59:45 β 14335952 [Quote]
>>14335944 you can change your vote
then we get
+3 intelligence, +1 agility, +2 luck, +1 perception, +1 endurance
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 15:59:49 β 14335953 [Quote]
>>14335944 nobaldi cares about endurance. we survived a bomb so we are stronger due to calluses. plus we have 2 medics
Meximutt bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:00:47 β 14335960 [Quote]
>>>14335944 >you can change your vote >then we get >+3 intelligence, +1 agility, +2 luck, +1 perception, +1 endurance
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:00:54 β 14335961 [Quote]
>>14335953 endurance gives 25 hp
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:02:51 β 14335978 [Quote]
>>14335952 im still keeping my vote on intelligence
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:02:55 β 14335979 [Quote]
>>>14335944 >you can change your vote >then we get >+3 intelligence, +1 agility, +2 luck, +1 perception, +1 endurance
Marge IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:03:19 β 14335987 [Quote]
>>14335979 I said I dont wanna change it
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:03:54 β 14335997 [Quote]
>>14335987 then let's rebuild amerimutt
Flartson bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:06:15 β 14336030 [Quote]
>>>14335987 >then let's rebuild amerimutt
Chud IXjFxopV 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:08:07 β 14336050 [Quote]
alright lets start gathering pieces from the RV, his scooter, nophono and amerimutts remains to rebuild him
SLF y361A8Nq 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:13:04 β 14336103 [Quote]
Start gooning. NOW!
Raisinskin bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:13:15 β 14336107 [Quote]
>>14336081 Collect the pieces of nophono, amerimutt and his scooter, then put them inside the white van and drive to the soysylum
Chud vAwNWb^S 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:17:57 β 14336168 [Quote]
anyway 'teens, I gotta go sleep now, cya
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:18:46 β 14336181 [Quote]
Thou art Norman Jackson, a shallow vassal, an unlettered small-knowing soul of the common lag of people. For five and thirty winters hast thou been a dull and muddy-mettled rascal, yet now thou wouldst advance thy state from a drudge of nature to serve within the spital. Thy purpose is to travel to the asylum, but thou art cross'd with adversity. The common wain that runs by the school must be thy convoy, yet a thousand businesses are brief in hand to let thee.
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:26:54 β 14336361 [Quote]
>>14336081 how long until the evil highway becomes active?
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:28:25 β 14336390 [Quote]
>>14336361 for the entire in-game day, at least. it'll most likely re-activate after a timeskip
Smugjak gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:30:24 β 14336435 [Quote]
>>14336081 ok so we have the time, let's get nophono's body parts
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:34:03 β 14336500 [Quote]
>>14336485 Go to the soysylum, we need to go there anyways and we have a half decent int stat
Mexiaryan 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:34:04 β 14336501 [Quote]
>>14336485 Can he pray to American jesus to look for guidance before he makes a decision?
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:34:15 β 14336506 [Quote]
>>14336485 cant we go to the store and get one of their industrial fridges? we have 3 niggas with guns
Minion gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:36:04 β 14336541 [Quote]
>>14336485 is the store next to us a mc donalds or??
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:36:26 β 14336550 [Quote]
>>>14336485 >Can he pray to American jesus to look for guidance before he makes a decision?
Cirrus L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:38:44 β 14336619 [Quote]
>>14336501 he's a soyence loving atheist. it'd be out of character.
>>14336541 there is a mcdonalds there and also a starbucks and a pizza place. it's next to the apartments.
Chud HfyugiqR 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:38:57 β 14336623 [Quote]
>>14336501 erm chuddy, we pray to science, mkay?
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:39:23 β 14336632 [Quote]
>>14336602 so we either go to the goyslop mall to steal a fridge or straight to the soysylum
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:39:32 β 14336634 [Quote]
>>the map btw
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:40:37 β 14336651 [Quote]
>>14336619 so we arent at the stripmall? it looked like we are closer to it than home. i guess get fridge where its closer
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:41:30 β 14336664 [Quote]
>>14336623 >>14336619 The science is american jesus chud
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:41:32 β 14336666 [Quote]
>>14336651 they're about equal distance from the highway.
Shirtjak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:41:49 β 14336671 [Quote]
>>>14336619 >so we arent at the stripmall? it looked like we are closer to it than home. i guess get fridge where its closer
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:42:00 β 14336674 [Quote]
>>14336666 go into the stripmall and rob any fridge that would be good for it
Impjak L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:42:20 β 14336684 [Quote]
>>14336671 the nophono hideout was the RV
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:42:22 β 14336685 [Quote]
>>14336674 by it i mean the parts
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:43:17 β 14336713 [Quote]
>>14336674 the mcdonald's has a big ass freezer that would work
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:43:17 β 14336714 [Quote]
>>>14336666 >go into the stripmall and rob any fridge that would be good for it
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:50:24 β 14336868 [Quote]
>>14336485 let's go to the mall for that fridge NIGGA
Shirtjak 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:57:31 β 14336994 [Quote]
>>14336970 let the african americans to distract both employees since you have 2 of them in your party and then secretly steal the fridge solo
Darkiplier gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 16:57:34 β 14336995 [Quote]
>>14336970 raid their kitchen, we will take their freezer and some goy supplies for our road
Femjak L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:03:51 β 14337115 [Quote]
>>14336994 >>14336995 You have the Africans distract the employees to help you sneak through to the kitchen. Your low agility hinders your sneak, but the tactical distraction counters this.
Rolling
Evens, digits, or 9 = Success
Otherwise, failure
Fatjak bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:05:10 β 14337136 [Quote]
>Evens, digits, or 9 = Success
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:05:14 β 14337139 [Quote]
>>14337115 Can we distribute the goyslop in the fridge to the homeless phentcels? It would be hecking wholesome and worth a lot of reddit karma
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:06:24 β 14337152 [Quote]
>>>14337115 >Can we distribute the goyslop in the fridge to the homeless phentcels? It would be hecking wholesome and worth a lot of reddit karma
Nathaniel bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:07:43 β 14337169 [Quote]
>>14337151 Tell them he's here from BBC LLC, the father company of goyslop, and he's here to check up on the hardware o algo
Retard gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:07:46 β 14337171 [Quote]
>>14337152 ermm could we redistribute the goyslop wealth between the homeless, that could be just like muh coomunism
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:07:59 β 14337174 [Quote]
or maybe the distraction changed, making it successful anyway…
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:08:41 β 14337185 [Quote]
>>>14337152 (You) >ermm could we redistribute the goyslop wealth between the homeless, that could be just like muh coomunism
Marge 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:09:18 β 14337192 [Quote]
>>14337171 >>14337152 We do this once the fridge is OUT of the building. Norman just has to commit to it because the thought of being hecking wholesome and it would give norman the motivation to get it done
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:09:26 β 14337194 [Quote]
>>14337174 so did we get the goyslop and the freezer?
Alicia gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:10:51 β 14337216 [Quote]
>>14337196 then let's put amerimutts parts in there and go to the bus stop
im trans btw
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:11:10 β 14337219 [Quote]
>>>14337171 >>>14337152 (You) >We do this once the fridge is OUT of the building. Norman just has to commit to it because the thought of being hecking wholesome and it would give norman the motivation to get it done
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:11:58 β 14337230 [Quote]
>>14337194 >>14337216 norman is still at the counters being confronted by the mcdonalds employees
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:12:21 β 14337239 [Quote]
>>14337196 >>14337151 As an escape method I suggest that Norman starts screeching about being pickle reeee until they are distracted and then the blacks must grab the fridge and run
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:13:03 β 14337252 [Quote]
>>>14337196 >>>14337151 >As an escape method I suggest that Norman starts screeching about being pickle reeee until they are distracted and then the blacks must grab the fridge and run
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:17:09 β 14337324 [Quote]
>>14337239 we do this if our charisma roll fails for the bbc company idea
Marge gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:18:57 β 14337358 [Quote]
>>14337330 the hacker called 4chan is attempting to destroy this adventure board by making us troons
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:30:34 β 14337534 [Quote]
>>14337292 >>14337252 >>14337239 Norman starts a scene by screeching and acting like a fool.
<IM PICKLE RICK! IM PICKLE REE! This allows the TJD to easily sneak and retrieve the industrial freezer from the kitchen. However there were a few employees there and they're reporting it.
Fleeing from the McDonald's should be easy at this point.
Rolling
Evens = +wanted level
Odds = employees are dismissed and laughed at
Billy 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:33:26 β 14337570 [Quote]
>>14337534 Fuck, the roles are bad today. Maybe he can avoid being caught by the police if he rubs grimmace shake all over himself to disguise himself?
Schizo gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:34:51 β 14337590 [Quote]
>>14337570 maybe we could make tyrone and tyrell spark a BLM riot if the police comes
Thougher gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:35:10 β 14337592 [Quote]
we'll just have to wait and see though
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:35:30 β 14337596 [Quote]
>>14337570 He should tell the police about his reddit karma so they think it couldn't have been him
Cryboy gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:39:48 β 14337662 [Quote]
>>14337649 make tyrone and tyrell chimp out, calling the cops racists and slip away in the chaos
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:39:52 β 14337663 [Quote]
>>14337649 get your bipoc friends to start wrecking shit up so the cops think its just a blm riot and leave
Dylanjak 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:40:53 β 14337675 [Quote]
>>14337662 >>14337663 This is the only way out
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:43:38 β 14337707 [Quote]
with the addendum that out of guilt for making the wholesome blacks take the fall for him while he escaped, he has to confess to his crime on r/amitheasshole
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:44:40 β 14337724 [Quote]
>>>14337654 >>and oreos
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:45:09 β 14337730 [Quote]
>with the addendum that out of guilt for making the wholesome blacks take the fall for him while he escaped, he has to confess to his crime on r/amitheasshole
Chud rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:46:18 β 14337753 [Quote]
OP give me a recap PLZ.
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:46:30 β 14337757 [Quote]
>>14337730 we need the le wholesome antifa to punish these reycist pigs
Mexiaryan bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:47:09 β 14337770 [Quote]
>OP give me a recap PLZ.
Chud rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:48:07 β 14337786 [Quote]
>>14337770 what main images
Award 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:48:19 β 14337790 [Quote]
>>14337753 we shit ourselves
took a shower
tried to make sproke and meds combo but it exploded
we raided a soylent truck and killed the schizo driving it
we made friends with 2 niggers
we got an amerimutt killed
we raped nophono
NOW we are trying to repair the amerimutt and we need a fridge to store his parts in and now we need to get rid of the racis ass cops on our tail award
Gigafly L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:48:41 β 14337796 [Quote]
>>14337662 >>14337663 The TJD start a chimpout. A few jewish nigs join in on the chaos.
Rolling
Evens = The ploy works, -wanted
Odds = the white devil cops go KKK on the niggs (which soyciety VILL pvnish but only after the fact)
Digits = Ploy works and you gain chimpout perk
Marge bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:49:31 β 14337809 [Quote]
>>>14337770 (You) >what main images
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:50:14 β 14337817 [Quote]
>>14337790 ALSO op was doing some sanity gimmick but xhe abandoned it halfway thank science since nobaldi would care for that raisin
Chud rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:50:32 β 14337823 [Quote]
>>14337817 sanity mecanics won tho
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:50:33 β 14337824 [Quote]
>>14337796 >Oh my fauci this is just like that scene in the godfather 2 where they escape from cuba amidst the revlution remarks norman
Lee Goldson 1s1nNjM2 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:51:17 β 14337838 [Quote]
>>14337823 i call you a nigger for making this post
you start to feel le sad and lost -2 sanity
Chud rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:51:49 β 14337844 [Quote]
>>14337796 check the mcdonalds counter for goyslop
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:52:34 β 14337856 [Quote]
>>14337824 That's SOYince father* to you, bigoted CHVD!
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:52:36 β 14337858 [Quote]
>>14337844 we already raided the kitchen for goyslop
Cirrus IXYEHWAS 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:53:09 β 14337865 [Quote]
>>14337856 reported for rule 27
Kliksjak HfyugiqR 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:53:21 β 14337870 [Quote]
pray to klaus schwab
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:53:52 β 14337879 [Quote]
>>14337823 That's why you should count every roll that ended in odds because op said that would decrease 2 sanity. In the start of the adventure a day ago o algo
Gigafly rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:53:56 β 14337882 [Quote]
>>14337858 goy roll right out of the mcdonald's then
Fingerboy 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:54:02 β 14337886 [Quote]
>>14337870 Arrange the body parts in a circle and try to SUMMON schwab to help you use science to bring the guy back to life
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:54:56 β 14337893 [Quote]
>>>14337870 >Arrange the body parts in a circle and try to SUMMON schwab to help you use science to bring the guy back to life
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:55:29 β 14337899 [Quote]
>>14337893 Ok but you have to maintain the lie that they are aborted fetues so that you do not raise suspicion further
Impjak 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:59:43 β 14337965 [Quote]
>>14337893 The incantation is probably something like you have to say
>I am ready for the new world order >The bugs digest inside me >I own nothing, I will never own anything >I am happy Minion rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:04:48 β 14338047 [Quote]
>>14338022 check out nophono's hideout and see if he can help you
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:05:27 β 14338058 [Quote]
>>14338022 Get your phone out, start filming in the hobo parkand distribute the goyslop and post it on reddit. Remembering that you need a minimum of 15k karma to bring back the dead at university, this is very important
Schizo L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:06:34 β 14338088 [Quote]
>>14338047 we already encountered and killed nophono
Chud rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:07:14 β 14338105 [Quote]
>>14338072 check the stripmall for slop
Coinjak 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:09:06 β 14338137 [Quote]
>>14338105 We have a whole fridge FULL of slop! read the thread nusoi!
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:09:28 β 14338141 [Quote]
>>14338022 Go to the nophono hideout and give the slow pout to the homeless
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:09:49 β 14338149 [Quote]
Go to the hobo park* I'm retarded
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:10:17 β 14338156 [Quote]
>>14338141 >>14338149 Yes but do it mr beast style to farm karma and attention
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:11:04 β 14338164 [Quote]
>>>14338141 (You) >>>14338149 (You) >Yes but do it mr beast style to farm karma and attention
Don Turtelli rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:17:27 β 14338266 [Quote]
>>14338137 we need MORE SLOP.
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:28:32 β 14338459 [Quote]
>>14338141 >>14338149 >>14338156 >>14338164 You go to the evil retarded hobo park to feed the evil, retarded hobos. This good deed won't go unpunished but it will go uploaded straight to reddit to farm updoots and probably Youtube as well to make some money.
Since the hobos are evil and retarded, they are liable to attack at any moment…
Rolling
Evens,attacked by evil retarded hobos
Odds,not yet
Cado bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:32:25 β 14338526 [Quote]
>>14338459 'eens, should we farm the hobos for levels or just go to the collage?
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:32:33 β 14338529 [Quote]
>>14338459 Does the reddit karma have a gameplay mechanic?
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:33:14 β 14338543 [Quote]
>>14338526 If we slaughter them that would be unwholesome chungus keanu reeves 100 and would tank our karma
Flartson 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:33:45 β 14338551 [Quote]
>>14338526 >>14338459 Get the fuck out of there and return to the main storyline, We got to get the fridge to the university o algo
>>14338529 No we just did this because it is in character and for the love of the game
Dr. Fauci gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:35:11 β 14338571 [Quote]
>>14338459 yeah let's go to the bus station
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:35:12 β 14338572 [Quote]
>>14338459 Yeah we should go to the campus
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:35:30 β 14338575 [Quote]
>>14338543 we could stop recording then farm their xp
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:36:48 β 14338595 [Quote]
>>14338575 no these heckin homeless fent goblins shall remain unharmed
Fingerboy rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:37:55 β 14338617 [Quote]
>>14338459 tell them theyll recieve food stamps if they do not attack you
Fishjak 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:38:17 β 14338627 [Quote]
>>14338575 >>14338595 Hypothetically, what would happen if one of the blacks started chimping out and called the homeless cracker ass bitches for no reason?
Chud rpjPV^xQ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:38:18 β 14338628 [Quote]
>>14338617 marge i didnt supersage. r we autosaged?
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:39:09 β 14338642 [Quote]
>>14338627 Let the niggers and the center fight and just escape with the ameriGQD
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:39:42 β 14338652 [Quote]
>>14338627 tribal race warfare
Sneed L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:40:15 β 14338664 [Quote]
>>14338617 they're evil retarded hobos. it's hard to convince them to put off their evil aggression and hostility.
Chudbob 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:41:02 β 14338678 [Quote]
>>14338652 Gemmy, I hope it happens
Nathaniel gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:43:07 β 14338711 [Quote]
>>14338678 But would norman want this?
Etan 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:43:34 β 14338719 [Quote]
>>14338711 He doesn't control the evil homeless or the blacks. Its not up to him
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:45:41 β 14338745 [Quote]
>>14338719 trve trve.. well i'd that we go to the bus station and if the race war breaks out we would have a hard decision to make
Minion 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:46:42 β 14338769 [Quote]
>>14338745 I would ask the teen running this if we can roll for racewar. if digits racewar, if odds smallscale fight, if even then nothing
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:48:23 β 14338791 [Quote]
>>14338785 can our pet tyrones start a race war by insulting the homeless for nothing*
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:48:29 β 14338795 [Quote]
taking a short break (talking hours)
Chud L5nyql9S 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:49:29 β 14338812 [Quote]
>>14338785 okay, n-word roll soon enough
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:50:48 β 14338832 [Quote]
>>>14338785 >okay, n-word roll soon enough
Award gB!wl1YP 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:51:16 β 14338847 [Quote]
alright teens im off to sleep, it was a gemmy adventurous day indeed award
Jacobson bu6EFqrd 12/08/25 (Mon) 18:51:26 β 14338852 [Quote]
>taking a short break (talking hours)
Chud J5^knw7j 12/08/25 (Mon) 20:06:27 β 14340121 [Quote]
up
Chud qxmp5zGJ 12/08/25 (Mon) 21:29:52 β 14341104 [Quote]
bumo
Shirtjak 95US5zt4 12/08/25 (Mon) 22:35:23 β 14341918 [Quote]
BVMP
Chud J5^knw7j 12/09/25 (Tue) 00:33:49 β 14343357 [Quote]
up
Cobson J5^knw7j 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:55:26 β 14344756 [Quote]
saved
Meximutt HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 03:55:27 β 14345277 [Quote]
Bvmp o algo
Chud bBsaeBJD 12/09/25 (Tue) 03:58:13 β 14345305 [Quote]
why isn't this thread looped?
Chud HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 04:01:12 β 14345321 [Quote]
>why isn't this thread looped?
Chud J5^knw7j 12/09/25 (Tue) 04:07:13 β 14345369 [Quote]
>>14345321 I asked mustard to loop it in IRC but he didn't respond and still hasn't so at this point it seems like they just don't want to for some reason
IDK why, they've been very liberal with looping high quality adventure threads in the past.
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/09/25 (Tue) 05:01:43 β 14345650 [Quote]
>>14345640 That should be like a third of their hp at least
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/09/25 (Tue) 05:04:13 β 14345663 [Quote]
>>>14345640 >That should be like a third of their hp at least
Dr. Fauci xBDTZXfw 12/09/25 (Tue) 05:20:47 β 14345716 [Quote]
>>14345703 Summon postman Pat to help you
Bernd L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 05:35:44 β 14345761 [Quote]
>>14345716 we're not using floydian magic to summon that
Nigger sqTIU5sD 12/09/25 (Tue) 07:04:47 β 14346426 [Quote]
>>14346125 Are we using nerf guns or what are theese damage outputs
Award L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 07:17:36 β 14346490 [Quote]
>>14346426 it's randomized based on the last post number. that's the lowest possible damage besides 0. getting good numbers sorts things out quickly. award
Jacobson L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 07:59:47 β 14346815 [Quote]
bvmp
Chud J5^knw7j 12/09/25 (Tue) 08:29:55 β 14347047 [Quote]
>>14346125 SHOOT XHEM!!! SHOOT XHEM!!!
Sidson L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 08:42:10 β 14347156 [Quote]
>>14347047 The team takes a few steps back and unload 6 shots onto the evil retarded hobos.
Rolling
[post number]*3*6 shots = damage
odds = half shots miss
9,digits=critical
4=minicrit
6=split between 2 hobos
Chud xgqbNfkY 12/09/25 (Tue) 09:11:24 β 14347325 [Quote]
>>14347235 Chop one hobo head off and other hobos started blaming each other
Chud R5XZTk^A 12/09/25 (Tue) 09:13:23 β 14347342 [Quote]
>>14347235 Give them jkb applications to scare them away
Chud R5XZTk^A 12/09/25 (Tue) 09:13:59 β 14347347 [Quote]
>>14347342 *job application
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 09:24:31 β 14347413 [Quote]
>>14347325 >>14347342 >>14347347 luck roll
evens above 4 = supplies acquired
odds above 5 = only knife acquired
digits = epic machete acquired
Chud R5XZTk^A 12/09/25 (Tue) 09:29:03 β 14347457 [Quote]
>>14347441 We might have to harvest some hobos for bodyparts to repair amerimutt with higher chanches. So maybe we should fight
David L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 09:35:24 β 14347514 [Quote]
>>14347450 >>14347461 Your party opts to shoot the trees.
Rolling
Digits = it collapses
8,9 or 0 = a super evil leopard falls out
Chud R5XZTk^A 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:05:54 β 14347690 [Quote]
>>14347619 Take the gun from the TJD.
Wr could also try getting into the pond some of them might not be able to swim due to blood alcohol levels if they tried to cime after us
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:16:43 β 14347760 [Quote]
>>14347690 You swap guns with one of the TJD, then enter the pond, hoping the terrain gives you an advantage. You fires two rounds before the turn expires…
Rolling
[post number]*3*2 shots=damage
odds = one miss
digits=both hit and are critical hits on a single hobo
Slopjak xBDTZXfw 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:17:56 β 14347767 [Quote]
>>14347760 Search for you postcard
Slurpjak LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:19:24 β 14347780 [Quote]
>>14347619 he gives out a heccin heroic speech of justice where he says that the hobos arent actually retarded or evil but actually misunderstood and broken and that the heckin capitalism is le BAD because we need to assemble like our avengers to fight against a greater evil!
Fingerboy LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:22:46 β 14347802 [Quote]
wait can we please try taming one of the injured hobos since we can like make him go through redemption or some shit
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:23:00 β 14347803 [Quote]
>>14347802 mb didnt mean to sage
Chud xBDTZXfw 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:23:30 β 14347805 [Quote]
>>14347791 Search for you postcard now
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:27:12 β 14347839 [Quote]
>>14347805 what the fuck is a postcard gonna do
Lee Goldson xBDTZXfw 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:27:21 β 14347840 [Quote]
>>14347829 The postcard will do something useful later
Slurpjak L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:27:46 β 14347845 [Quote]
>>14347802 maybe you can try lobotomizing him or force him to take meds or some shiet using medical skill
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:29:59 β 14347871 [Quote]
>>14347845 actually maybe yeah
Plier LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:35:40 β 14347932 [Quote]
anyway bump of course since this is peak
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:39:27 β 14347964 [Quote]
>>14347845 alright maybe lobotomy
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:41:53 β 14347992 [Quote]
>>14347780 >>14347802 >>14347840 Norman suffers baby damage (8) then tries to reason with the hobos…
>Wait a minute! Consider what made you evil and retarded… it wasn't me, but it was capitalism! They pushed you aside, and made you feel unloved, but if we assemble like the Avengers, we can overthrow the evil soyciety and create an equal one, where everyone gets free trans girlfriends! Rolling
2,5,8,digits = the hobos listen and become less evil and retarded…
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 10:52:12 β 14348081 [Quote]
>>14348067 hmm okay maybe try healing one of them then invite them to your party and then leave the rest alone and tell them that more goyslop will eventually come soon
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 11:03:56 β 14348154 [Quote]
>>14348081 You give some of your snacks to the lowest health hobo, and he eats them, healing 25 HP back.
Whether he joins or not, depends on how much of the evil he has eschewed.
Rolling
Evens,3,7, or digits = he joins
Tyrone gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 11:17:16 β 14348223 [Quote]
>>14348214 what kind of collage is this?
Cirrus L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 11:19:18 β 14348235 [Quote]
>>14348223 it's a community college but it has a decent amount of technology and a library. you're able to find a lab to rebuild amerimutt here, or at the soysylum.
Bernd gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 11:20:25 β 14348244 [Quote]
>>14348235 perfect to the college then
Don Turtelli LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 11:20:42 β 14348245 [Quote]
>>14348235 hmm
then lets try rebuilding amerimutt at the college then (ooh wait maybe give him a gun for one of his arms so that he can be a true ameriGOD patriot)
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 11:23:32 β 14348264 [Quote]
>>14348245 >>14348244 alright. it'll take a minute to build the college
Marge LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 11:42:04 β 14348352 [Quote]
>>14348264 its been 18 minutes mister
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:00:03 β 14348463 [Quote]
>>14348352 it's an expression nusoi
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:05:08 β 14348499 [Quote]
>>14348463 mmm ok
I'll try to be patient
Chud hxuxxOYW 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:14:14 β 14348561 [Quote]
Gemmy thread, Also I really enjoyed your christmas adventure thread from last year OP, I was sad you never made a part three
Gigafly bu6EFqrd 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:19:35 β 14348588 [Quote]
Gemmy as always op, the fight was a gemerald
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:22:04 β 14348598 [Quote]
Also 4 int, 3 luck, 1 charisma might be enough for us to get hired
Chuck L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:42:14 β 14348700 [Quote]
making several types of npc's, this will take a while
>>14348561 >>14348588 thanks
Baby LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:45:01 β 14348715 [Quote]
>>14348700 take your time king
Chud bu6EFqrd 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:49:09 β 14348739 [Quote]
>>14348700 This is gonna be so high quality I'm already leaking my clitty!!!!! Xisters, I need a break to dilate!!
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:49:47 β 14348743 [Quote]
>>14348700 HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE SO EXCITING I CANT WAIT
Squirreljak gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:54:40 β 14348787 [Quote]
>>14348700 GEMERALD kino masterpiece incoming
Bernd 72bT9z68 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:12:04 β 14348883 [Quote]
Bumping while its in the making
Gapejak HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:23:09 β 14348925 [Quote]
Bump
Nigger HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:28:27 β 14348947 [Quote]
>You walk through the college's front door, and into the main lobby. >You meet a black man in a fancy suit. He says >>Good morning, gentlemen.
Soyprano gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:33:50 β 14348973 [Quote]
>>14348935 ask if they have a library or a laboratory
Goopjak 5BZm^xxh 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:35:29 β 14348982 [Quote]
>Tell him about our situation
Anonymous ANONYMOUS 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:36:19 β 14348988 [Quote]
>>14348973 You gonna fight some abomination if you did that
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:37:28 β 14348996 [Quote]
>>14348982 we have to be careful with what we say or their hebrew programing might get alerted
Schizo HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:39:01 β 14349007 [Quote]
>>Tell him about our situation >Is that wise? I thought resurrecting amerimutt was going against soyientific method. tell him you are researching creation of george droyd, it should be similar in principle o algo
Soyprano HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:40:53 β 14349014 [Quote]
Accidental sage, my bad
Lee Goldson HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:41:36 β 14349017 [Quote]
Also op, will the story end when we reach the soysylum or will it continue inside there?
Anonymous ANONYMOUS 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:42:58 β 14349024 [Quote]
>>14349017 The story end when we go to library and getting killed by those abomination
David gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:45:28 β 14349033 [Quote]
>>14348988 >>14349024 This anonymous teen is really apprehensive about going to the library
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:46:03 β 14349037 [Quote]
>>14349017 reaching soysylum will probably make a part 2, with all the progress saved
>>14348947 im currently going with this for the next panels
Feraljak HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:47:35 β 14349049 [Quote]
>>>14348988 >>>14349024 >This anonymous teen is really apprehensive about going to the library
Schwab L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:48:46 β 14349054 [Quote]
Anonymous ANONYMOUS 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:49:30 β 14349057 [Quote]
Go to the library. The abomination is easy and gives free EXP.
Chud HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:49:53 β 14349059 [Quote]
> >Norman will explain to the lobby dude. Tell the truth or tell a lie?
Emmanuel L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:50:57 β 14349063 [Quote]
>>14349059 he'll only tell him about nophono and amerimutt
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:51:06 β 14349064 [Quote]
>> >>Norman will explain to the lobby dude. Tell the truth or tell a lie? >Truth but only explain the part about amerimutt getting injured, so they don't report you to the police for stuffing a dildo on a guy mouth and killing 2 people GEG
Fatjak L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:54:39 β 14349081 [Quote]
>>14348947 You explain your motives and today's events. How you inadvertently caused the highway incident as self defense against an evil entity. How that evil entity used his tentacles to rip your mutt friend to shreds, and how you plan on bringing him back. You also add that you're an accredited soyentist, and that this does heckin' justice because it brings a mulatto back to life…
The black man says
>Wow, let's unpack this. You had to throw a monster into the highway, and that's what caused the traffic jam? Now you're trying to Frankenstein your friend that he murdered? Alright… Well, we have the traffic jam. What other evidence, facts, and snopes do you have to verify this… story of yours? Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:56:36 β 14349094 [Quote]
>>14349081 make the tyrones swear on their ebonic soul
Chud HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:59:32 β 14349110 [Quote]
>>>14349081 >make the tyrones swear on their ebonic soul
Chud HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:59:53 β 14349114 [Quote]
>Go to the library. The abomination is easy and gives free EXP.
Cobbert L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:13:07 β 14349184 [Quote]
>>14349094 >>14349110 The TJD's say
<I swear on my nigga sole that the soyentist be preachin truth yo. The lobby man says
>How formidable, but I demand evidence, or a written admission that you have schizophrenia! You unveil the contents of the freezer. It proves that Nophono exists, has tentacles, and that the mutt was brutally slaughtered.
>Oh lawdy! I think I smell rubber too! Mane… Look… Can I see the tentacle? Etan L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:18:01 β 14349210 [Quote]
>>14349206 the purple rope looking part is the tentacles
Nathaniel HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:19:03 β 14349215 [Quote]
>>>14349184 >Swineborg block you way
Glowie LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:19:14 β 14349216 [Quote]
>>14349210 oh ok then uhh ask him on where is the place where the technology is located
Chud HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:20:39 β 14349222 [Quote]
>"can I see the tentacle"
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:23:58 β 14349238 [Quote]
>>14349184 ask him to let us use the laboratory
Blartjak L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:26:28 β 14349254 [Quote]
>>14349216 >>14349222 >>14349238 You let him closely examine the tentacle.
>Yeah, this ain't no octopus. This be paranormal! You ask him where you can find the tech to rebuild Amerimutt.
>Hmm… A'ight. Here's your map, sir. Y'alls should blend in. Have fun rebuilding your friend! Spadeson gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:28:25 β 14349271 [Quote]
>>14349254 so first i'd say let's go to the library to learn about anatomy and droydism
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:28:26 β 14349272 [Quote]
>>14349254 also I gotta ask
why did we decide to rebuild amerimutt again
Cobbert gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:28:55 β 14349278 [Quote]
>>14349272 he gave his life to help us fag
Nusoi gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:29:31 β 14349280 [Quote]
we need to help him, that is the chud way
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:29:32 β 14349281 [Quote]
>>14349272 everyone said he was cool and needed to be brought back to life somehow
Yurjak LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:30:07 β 14349284 [Quote]
>>14349278 ohh ok
then I agree with gB!wL1YP's plan
lets go to the library
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:36:30 β 14349337 [Quote]
also quick note please give ernest an implant that heals his wounds but has a timer of 5 hours before it can regenerate wounds again because goddamn did you see how much damage they were doing to the TJD dudes earlier
Applejak HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:38:24 β 14349360 [Quote]
>also quick note please give ernest an implant that heals his wounds but has a timer of 5 hours before it can regenerate wounds again because goddamn did you see how much damage they were doing to the TJD dudes earlier
Nigger LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:39:20 β 14349370 [Quote]
>>14349360 we recruited like a random hobo earlier and did you see how much damage they were doing to the TJD guys
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:40:26 β 14349380 [Quote]
>>14349370 Ernest is truly our bvllserker
Chud HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:49:30 β 14349477 [Quote]
Bump
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:49:32 β 14349478 [Quote]
also im bumping so that more 'teens can participate in this gemmy thread
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:57:34 β 14349575 [Quote]
vp
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:58:09 β 14349583 [Quote]
>>14349271 You visit the library, and ask for books on anatomy and Droidism.
>Okay, library card? Rolling
If evens, the library is open to non-students… if not, you need to bypass it somehow…
Brojak 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:59:22 β 14349594 [Quote]
>>14349583 that jeet looks suspicious with those 2 zoomers cornering him and him having a purse and all. investigate.
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:02:15 β 14349637 [Quote]
>>14349608 i was too quick and impatient but do this
>>14349594 since it could help
Chud 8N3Ovjck 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:02:41 β 14349642 [Quote]
>>14349608 Pull out the star of david and say (you) are 'ewish
Lee Goldson LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:03:04 β 14349645 [Quote]
>>14349608 uhh tell him that the hobo named "ernest" used to be a former student of this college and if we get lucky enough there could be a student in their records named "ernest" once
Platejak 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:04:32 β 14349666 [Quote]
>>14349652 indians are weaker than polish women. bully him out of his library card if its possible without making the foid librarian see it
Chud 8N3Ovjck 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:04:37 β 14349667 [Quote]
>>14349652 search the jeets bag
Chud LbvD0UEZ 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:04:53 β 14349669 [Quote]
>>14349666 what if we tried this one
>>14349645 Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:05:39 β 14349677 [Quote]
>>14349669 if the jeet's izzat doesnt let him get bullied then we can try that since it sounds out of the box gemmy
Wojak gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:05:41 β 14349678 [Quote]
>>14349652 or we can take their student card
Chud 8N3Ovjck 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:06:21 β 14349684 [Quote]
>>14349678 trade cow shit for their student card
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:08:38 β 14349715 [Quote]
>>14349684 we do not have a cow nor it's shit
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:14:25 β 14349792 [Quote]
>>14349666 >>14349667 >>14349677 >>14349678 >>14349684 <Hmm… I need to investigate! >Do not open the bag, saar! You put the bag on the table and open it.
If evens above 5, you find some blackmail content
If odds below 5, you find a student card
If 5, he freaks out
If digits, you find the books you need inside…
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:25:38 β 14349952 [Quote]
>>14349831 have the blacks bully the jeet into submission
Lawrence gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:28:24 β 14349996 [Quote]
let's show this lowly caste loser who is the TRUE BRAHIM BVLL
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:30:55 β 14350042 [Quote]
>>14349860 >>14349952 >>14349959 <What did you just call me, you fucking bigot? You grab the jeet by the shirt collar and cock your fist back.
The TJD join in.
^Yuh nigga. Don't call that boy cracker. Dats da same shit as calling us niggers. >Wait, saars! I didn't mean anything by that! Rolling
Evens = Librarian calls security
Odds = You continue bullying the jeet and nobody gives a raisin
Glibblezorpson gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:39:19 β 14350139 [Quote]
>>14350124 Strip the Indian naked and throw him on the women geg, that way the police won't intervene
Norwegian HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:40:47 β 14350159 [Quote]
>>>14350124 >Strip the Indian naked and throw him on the women geg, that way the police won't intervene
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:46:50 β 14350255 [Quote]
>>14350139 >>14350159 You just had a bright idea.
You strip the indian naked and pick him up.
You toss him towards the librarian lady.
Rolling
If evens, he becomes the scapegoat
If odds, reroll
If digits, he gets split in half on the table, shocking everyone
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:46:50 β 14350256 [Quote]
>>14350139 >>14350159 You just had a bright idea.
You strip the indian naked and pick him up.
You toss him towards the librarian lady.
Rolling
If evens, he becomes the scapegoat
If odds, reroll
If digits, he gets split in half on the table, shocking everyone
Npestajak L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:47:52 β 14350267 [Quote]
Chud HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:49:29 β 14350296 [Quote]
>shiet double post >what happens?
Npestajak 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:58:34 β 14350452 [Quote]
>>14350435 congrats on your transition op <3
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:01:22 β 14350483 [Quote]
>>14350474 let's see what we can find of droydism
Schwab L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:06:51 β 14350550 [Quote]
>>14350483 You search for Droydism.
Rolling
Evens = find it
Odds = reroll
Digits = find that and another useful book
Bobo ylSVAnbT 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:08:38 β 14350570 [Quote]
>>14350223 GEEEEEEG
Would have been way funnier
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:09:57 β 14350582 [Quote]
>>14350570 even doe it would have been a repeat of what we had at the goyslop mart and repeated jokes arent funny
Fisheyejak ylSVAnbT 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:11:08 β 14350597 [Quote]
>>14350582 I havent read that adventure
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:11:48 β 14350601 [Quote]
>>14350597 i am talking about this one. scroll up
Slopjak gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:15:34 β 14350637 [Quote]
>>14350619 we have the 2 doctors, we could let their famous black exelence shine
Chud ylSVAnbT 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:18:01 β 14350658 [Quote]
>>14350601 The one where we escaped from mcdonalds by making nigs chimpout?
It still would have been different enough but whatever
Gigafly ylSVAnbT 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:22:20 β 14350697 [Quote]
>>14350619 Try using your phone to read about anatomy but make sure theres SubwaySurfers in the background so you can pay attention with your mold ridden brain rotten by shortformcontent
Billy gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:22:53 β 14350703 [Quote]
>>14350658 still, it would be the same punchline and that is not the chuddy way
Bapepe gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:23:38 β 14350709 [Quote]
>>14350619 we could go to they soyence lab or the medical school
Ishish L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:25:02 β 14350721 [Quote]
>>14350637 >>14350697 >>14350709 You decide that your friendly negroes and an internet connection are sufficient enough for the operation, along with the Droydism book.
You visit the soyence labs lobby. You might need some help navigating, either from these two, or through somebody else.
Femjak gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:27:40 β 14350756 [Quote]
>>14350721 seeing the zoomer and the DEI i have no faith that these people know how to repair amerimutt
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:29:53 β 14350781 [Quote]
>>14350721 we must build his robotic skeleton out of the scooter
Chud 72bT9z68 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:37:47 β 14350877 [Quote]
>>14350721 The DEI indian tries to give you a blessing from Vishnu, you almost correct her about the existence of God but remember that gods from imigrants who trhow shit at each other are still much more valid than whatever floating rings of eyes with wings angels christians belive in
Gigafly pGm!iYbB 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:38:32 β 14350882 [Quote]
OH FINALLY A NU GEM I NEED SOMETHING TO PREOCCUPY MY TIME SINCE SAVE THE BULL TAKES TIME O ALGO
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:38:46 β 14350885 [Quote]
>>14350756 yeah they're useless for that but they might know where the proper lab is
Chud pGm!iYbB 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:39:12 β 14350890 [Quote]
>>14350721 If they can't help, pray to Fauci himself for directions
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:40:02 β 14350899 [Quote]
>>14350721 well let's ask them for directions
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:50:03 β 14351012 [Quote]
>>14350899 >>14350877 >>14350890 The jeeta brings out an idol statue and prays to it. You feel like mocking her beliefs but then remember that it's actually diversity unlike the wh*te Christians and WASPs that made up the oppressive America systems and capitalism. You remember that sometimes you pray to Fauci unironically, but you're still an atheist numale ,for some reason. You dismiss the thought for now.
The zoomer asks
<What kind of lab? Computer lab? Chemistry? Hmm… You're not sure what the right lab would be called. Perhaps state your intentions or try to guess one.
Retard 72bT9z68 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:54:16 β 14351067 [Quote]
>>14351012 Go to Chemistry lab first or wherever there is the most medical supplies as we need to stabilize 'mutt asap. Then we shiuld construct an exoskeleton like my heckin Ennard from FNAF
Then
A24 gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:55:51 β 14351091 [Quote]
>>14351067 the mutt has been pulverized for some time, we need to frankenSTEIN his ass
Chud pGm!iYbB 12/09/25 (Tue) 16:56:08 β 14351100 [Quote]
>>14351012 If there's nothing in Chemistry, then go to the computer lab and build the Kirkinator or George Droyd o algo using the old tech
Soyak 72bT9z68 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:00:15 β 14351162 [Quote]
Lets see what mechanical and body parts we can use to construct something similar to frankenstein from a good ol' classic pre-color bone chilling cinematogrophic masterpiece
Thougher L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:12:18 β 14351367 [Quote]
>>14351067 >>14351091 >>14351100 >>14351162 You ask for directions to both the computer lab and the chemistry lab, to see which one suits your needs better.
<Woah, those are radically different, but okay diddy blud. The chemistry lab is in room 424. The main computer lab is in room 474. First, you go to the computer lab. It doesn't seem much different from a high school computer lab, ezcept that it has a weird server room attached to it, and seems to be used for several subjects, mainly computer soyence. though
Chuck gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:14:01 β 14351407 [Quote]
>>14351367 steal the RAM out of the computers to add to the mecha muttt
Chudbob pGm!iYbB 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:14:11 β 14351414 [Quote]
>>14351367 attempt to build either The Kirkinator or George Droyd with the tech at your disposal
Alicia L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:20:24 β 14351523 [Quote]
>>14351407 >>14351414 You take the RAM from the computers, to use in the mechamutt.
You look for any viable parts to create a robot.
rolling
Evens or 3,7 = you can create a drone
Odds except 3 or 7 = you can't
Digits = you find some golden parts for a cyborg im trans btw
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:24:29 β 14351578 [Quote]
>>14351523 you are valid xister
Marge gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:27:44 β 14351629 [Quote]
>>14351607 now we need to attach the mutt to the robot and revive him
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:28:04 β 14351632 [Quote]
where could we do that?
Chud 72bT9z68 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:29:10 β 14351654 [Quote]
>>14351607 We need a 1440p screen in the middle of his belly that displays McDonalds adds
Brojak gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:29:46 β 14351663 [Quote]
>>14351654 we could take a monitor on our way out
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:37:48 β 14351794 [Quote]
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:39:16 β 14351820 [Quote]
>>14351794 lets use our time to check chemistry lab. we will definitely need reviving chemicals
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:41:52 β 14351857 [Quote]
>>14351820 some adrenaline and fent
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:57:09 β 14352019 [Quote]
>>14351820 >>14351857 You go to the chemistry lab. As it turns out, it's already occupied, but they'll likely mind their own business.
One of the TJD says
>Gang gang, we just hit the jackpot! and starts looking for some chemicals. You're not sure what he's trying yet.
Certainly, everything is chemicals, therefore this lab has a lot of potential.
Chud HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 17:58:27 β 14352038 [Quote]
>>14352019 Get some red 40 for the "matter-to-goyslop" converter
Chud L5nyql9S 12/09/25 (Tue) 18:24:26 β 14352391 [Quote]
bvmp
PPP 6lQmN4xC 12/09/25 (Tue) 18:26:11 β 14352407 [Quote]
>>14352179 Try making some fent too
Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 18:32:02 β 14352476 [Quote]
>>14352179 this might be what we need to rebuild him
Chud SplnH0yS 12/09/25 (Tue) 18:35:59 β 14352537 [Quote]
>>14352179 cheer up the hobo by converting the tsp you have into some goyslop and offering it to him
ALSO WE ARE RAPIDLY APPROACHING THE BUMP LIMIT Dylanjak DnTQEV5A 12/09/25 (Tue) 19:03:24 β 14352903 [Quote]
>>14352537 >>14352476 >>14352407 You put the tiny schizo cock in the goyslop-inator 3000 and it produces a mountain dew code red meatball. You feed it to the hobo. +15 XP for creating that abominable treat
You don't exactly know how to make fent. You might need a professional to do that, or a recipe.
Rolling
Evens, the hobo goes schizo, reroll for affiliation check
Digits = the hobo transforms into a grey hulk or some shit
bump Chud gB!wl1YP 12/09/25 (Tue) 19:15:19 β 14353061 [Quote]
bvmp
Chud SplnH0yS 12/09/25 (Tue) 19:29:31 β 14353204 [Quote]
>>14352903 >xe's still crying it's a tough world man…
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 19:35:19 β 14353290 [Quote]
>>14352903 are you okay? did they kill you?
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/09/25 (Tue) 19:37:26 β 14353344 [Quote]
>>14353290 nothing happened with the hobo. the in game time is still at that post.
Feraljak 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 19:39:02 β 14353374 [Quote]
>>14353344 why didnt you say something geg. everybaldi must have thought it would be an expanded scenario like searching jeets bag. i guess you can ask the hobo who he was before he became homeless, hes kind of snca
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 19:54:05 β 14353570 [Quote]
catty wipe oyyyyyyyyyy
>>14352903 do this
>>14353374 Chud HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 19:54:22 β 14353573 [Quote]
>>>14353344 >why didnt you say something geg. everybaldi must have thought it would be an expanded scenario like searching jeets bag. i guess you can ask the hobo who he was before he became homeless, hes kind of snca
Marge 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:02:12 β 14353699 [Quote]
>>14353639 has he tried going on reddit for advice? give him your phone so he can do that. also ask the zoomers about the chemical hes talking about
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:15:21 β 14353901 [Quote]
>>14353699 You give the hobo your phone and Reddit to ask for advice. This might be beneficial to him.
You inquire about the purple chemicals to the chemistry students.
<Hmm… The effects are similar to lead poisoning, yet it is water soluble and purple… I've never heard of that chemical. Wait, I have a bussin' idea. We'll collect samples at the park and investigate the sus chemical. You have captured the curiosity of the chemistry students. They might do the research for you.
Jager 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:23:47 β 14354029 [Quote]
>>14353901 the catty is so coal right now and i dont want to be the only one moving the story since thats selfish so i will bumo it until it gets gooder and someone else moves it
Baby DnTQEV5A 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:31:37 β 14354153 [Quote]
bvmp
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:38:46 β 14354360 [Quote]
bummo
Shotjak HaybT5dN 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:44:47 β 14354515 [Quote]
Bvmp, let this survive till Amerimutt hours
Applejak ZCAyF9PG 12/09/25 (Tue) 21:01:38 β 14354725 [Quote]
>>14353901 offer the empty sns to the zoomers for hobo/glowie protection
Chud 95US5zt4 12/09/25 (Tue) 21:07:46 β 14354825 [Quote]
Up
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/09/25 (Tue) 21:09:15 β 14354846 [Quote]
>>14354725 Norman offers the empty SNS to the chem zoomers, for protection on their journey.
Also, the TJD completes his chemistry work…
Rolling
Evens = they accept and it gives a morale boost
Above 5 = they notice that it's empty and ask for ammo
Second roll
4,8,1,9,2,7,digits = the TJD crafts his chemicals successfully
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/09/25 (Tue) 21:12:08 β 14354897 [Quote]
>>14354846 The TJD's chemistry work fails.
The chem zoomer accepts the SNS, then immediately checks the it, and notices that it's empty. He asks Norman for ammo, which he does have.
Chud ZLnDjnZp 12/09/25 (Tue) 21:16:05 β 14354966 [Quote]
>arming the zoomers into rds
Chud 6lQmN4xC 12/09/25 (Tue) 21:21:09 β 14355039 [Quote]
>>14353639 >purple chemicals Something something gooners?
Feraljak LlZ8gmCU 12/09/25 (Tue) 21:21:27 β 14355045 [Quote]
>>14354897 help the tjd with their project and say
>it's about to get REEAAL needy in here Chud DnTQEV5A 12/09/25 (Tue) 22:03:45 β 14355996 [Quote]
>>14355045 >>14354966 >>14355074 >>14355111 You walk over to the TJD, and try to troubleshoot with him.
>Ay dawg. I'm trying to make a pipe bomb. I don't know how I fucked up mane… You make a quip
<It's going to get REALLY NERDY in here! You pet your drone, who might be able to help with this.
The chem zoomer scoffs.
>The revolver's still empty? Bruh. Rolling
Evens = you and the drone successfully troubleshoot the problem
Chud J5^knw7j 12/09/25 (Tue) 22:20:46 β 14356430 [Quote]
up
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 22:37:27 β 14356780 [Quote]
>>14356128 check inventory to see how much ammo you have unless its infinite then i guess give a whole mag to zoom zooms
Fartycuck 99On^z8q 12/09/25 (Tue) 22:49:27 β 14356957 [Quote]
>>14356128 ask the zoomagoobagabas how to make percocet, molly-percocet, in exchange for the ammo. this is the most kosher option
Jager Ahntdwss 12/09/25 (Tue) 23:35:05 β 14357404 [Quote]
did jannies loop this yet?
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/09/25 (Tue) 23:38:57 β 14357440 [Quote]
>>14357404 i got them to loop it by crying in irc
Chud 1s1nNjM2 12/10/25 (Wed) 01:14:22 β 14358935 [Quote]
up
Nophono xBDTZXfw 12/10/25 (Wed) 04:08:10 β 14360605 [Quote]
Up
Chud xBDTZXfw 12/10/25 (Wed) 04:09:12 β 14360614 [Quote]
Test
Chud xBDTZXfw 12/10/25 (Wed) 04:09:28 β 14360617 [Quote]
E
Chud sMisDrRM 12/10/25 (Wed) 04:48:44 β 14360853 [Quote]
up
Dylanjak cEKbLzny 12/10/25 (Wed) 06:07:48 β 14361379 [Quote]
Uppy
Lee Goldson HXYmpJj9 12/10/25 (Wed) 06:17:40 β 14361445 [Quote]
>>14356957 The percs could give the TJD a buff, but we could also make meth or soy extract for norman. Fent for the evil retarded hobo, could also double to power cybermutts fent reactors.
Chud 4uFQAkfZ 12/10/25 (Wed) 06:20:27 β 14361464 [Quote]
>>14345604 I left off here, Lets see what gems I misesd
Nophono 4uFQAkfZ 12/10/25 (Wed) 06:47:55 β 14361692 [Quote]
>>14356128 Lets consult the Droidery manual for advice on how to go forward with the procedure. Now that norman is doing actual science, Dr Fauci might return his calls…
Jager DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 07:23:24 β 14361956 [Quote]
>>14356780 >>14356957 >>14361445 >>14361692 Your mind is on two things. Drugs and robots. You consult the information in Droydism.
You fish out an excerpt.
<(INBOUND SNCA) <Chapter 4: Preparation <The host body is to be resuscitated using the biocore, which is connected to the fentanyl reactor (more in chapter 9 ). The procedure is to be done in the appropriate surgery room (or surgery lab ), which can easily be outfitted into a cybersurgery room by transporting the required supplies and tools. You tell the chem zoomer that you'll only give him ammo if he can help you make fent for the fent reactor, citing Droydism. You also ask for some "medical" percocet.
Rolling
Evens,1,digits = the chem zoomer accepts the trade
Amerimutt hXc0isXr 12/10/25 (Wed) 07:52:27 β 14362173 [Quote]
>>14361991 Go to medical room and create Amerimutt MacDroid or something
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 09:02:39 β 14362355 [Quote]
>>14362173 >>14362179 You go to the lobby and ask the desk about the appropriate medical room, trying to skirt around the fact that you're playing frankenstein. After some games of 21 questions, you are directed to the Surgery Lab. You are now ready to make a muttdroid.
The way this operation is done, however, is paramount to the design of feasibility of the muttdroid. You take back your phone to learn the gaps using wikipedoia. First, you need at least one assistant. Who will help with the procedure?
Baby DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 10:15:14 β 14362578 [Quote]
bvmp
Jartycuck 6lQmN4xC 12/10/25 (Wed) 10:23:14 β 14362600 [Quote]
>>14362355 Call Dr. Obsession Brimstein and convince him to help
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 10:29:59 β 14362618 [Quote]
bumperino
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 10:32:06 β 14362625 [Quote]
>>14362355 well the tyrones count as a single soyganism or each has its own souL?
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 10:57:39 β 14362710 [Quote]
>>14362625 they both have different skills in theory, one of them is a good medic and the other is good at explosives. either one or both of them are extra impulsive
Femjak DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:08:28 β 14362771 [Quote]
>>14362600 You call Dr. Obsession Brimstein.
>hola nor-man. es tu on dee bus right now? <No, sir. I'm trying to make a cyborg. <ehh si yes tu eres bueno cientifico. what need? >I'm asking you to help me with making him. <ehh ohhh…. i help you with any problema… ill be around en pequeno tiempo. Rolling his soyence level (dare i say, his intelligence), if above 5 he makes a good assistant. if digits, he studied droydism thoroughly
Chud xBDTZXfw 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:22:23 β 14362861 [Quote]
E
Baby gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:25:32 β 14362873 [Quote]
>>14362859 If this fails too we will have only one option left
Nate DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:29:55 β 14362888 [Quote]
>>14362859 After leaving, Dr. Obsession Brimstein calls Dr. Chud to see if he's available. He's well renowned for being one of the best doctors.
Rolling
Evens,digits or 5,7 (luck) he arrives
Brandon !ifcfrvY 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:41:15 β 14362940 [Quote]
>>14362888 also would ameri-machine still have the memory of him getting killed by nophono or would he still have the memory of who we are
Schizo gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:43:00 β 14362948 [Quote]
>>14362940 good question, but we must not fret over questions at a time like this
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:46:02 β 14362960 [Quote]
>>14362949 could the motors from his scooter work?
Chud !ifcfrvY 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:46:39 β 14362964 [Quote]
>>14362949 check that gray box with the triangle and line, maybe thats a motor or something
Chud !ifcfrvY 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:53:45 β 14363017 [Quote]
>>14362964 actually wait no, try taking the motors from his scooter
Parrotjak DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 11:59:44 β 14363052 [Quote]
>>14362960 >>14362964 You retrieve the scooter from somewhere, which you were planning to use. Plan B is to check the surgery equipment for motors.
>A scooter motor would make a good choice, if it still works. Rolling
Evens or digits, the motor is still functional
Poopson !ifcfrvY 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:04:53 β 14363089 [Quote]
I love how we got to this point because some 'teen was sperging out because amerimutt died
Nathaniel gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:06:35 β 14363103 [Quote]
>>14363089 leave no man behind, this is the chuddy way
Chud !ifcfrvY 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:07:38 β 14363111 [Quote]
>>14363103 fuck yeah, thats why I decided to bring the hobo into the party
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:09:36 β 14363127 [Quote]
>>14363115 yeah it would be funny if he is combined with his scooter geg
Billy t^viIVcC 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:10:00 β 14363131 [Quote]
Upping
Lawrence !ifcfrvY 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:10:00 β 14363132 [Quote]
>>14363115 use wheels so that he can be a true ameriGOD patriot
Soyprano t^viIVcC 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:10:05 β 14363133 [Quote]
Upping
Chud t^viIVcC 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:10:14 β 14363134 [Quote]
Upping
Chud aYitfoBa 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:16:59 β 14363149 [Quote]
>>14363115 give him the wheels and let the TJD members paint heckin awesome flames on them
Coinjak DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:19:48 β 14363159 [Quote]
>>14363127 >>14363132 You and Dr. Chud finish attaching the scooter base to the Amerimutt, and installing the RAM and monitor onto it. You even gove him a seat.
He boots up.
<I'm Muttphono McDroid. I will whip cream the euromutt spies' asses then french fry Nophono or something. Raisinskin aYitfoBa 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:22:30 β 14363170 [Quote]
oh wait, since amerimutt's back, we'll need too remove a party member if he wants to join, right?
Chud aYitfoBa 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:23:59 β 14363179 [Quote]
or is it like, you can have 4 other party members besides norman?
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:24:12 β 14363182 [Quote]
>>14363159 welcome back 'Mvricha-Mvtt
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:25:45 β 14363187 [Quote]
>>14363179 i think it's 4 party members like muh hecking jrpgs
Chuck DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:28:57 β 14363198 [Quote]
>>14363170 >>14363179 i was considering "4 other" halfway through the thread but party limit of 4 implies that it's 4 total, so we'll have to boot somebody out.
Nophono HaybT5dN 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:29:07 β 14363199 [Quote]
>>>14363179 >i think it's 4 party members like muh hecking jrpgs
Nusoi gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:29:55 β 14363201 [Quote]
>>14363199 let's be strategic about it
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:30:23 β 14363203 [Quote]
the hobo Ernest could prov to be a great bvllserker
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:30:36 β 14363205 [Quote]
>>14363199 you don't have to go that far. you can swap party members with a roster of inactive members.
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:31:21 β 14363208 [Quote]
I'm thinking that one of the TJD should be let go since they're identical, except for a few traits.
Chud HaybT5dN 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:32:06 β 14363211 [Quote]
>I'm thinking that one of the TJD should be let go since they're identical, except for a few traits.
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:32:28 β 14363213 [Quote]
>>14363208 i was about to post about that, it's trve
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:34:27 β 14363218 [Quote]
>>14363211 the engineer i'd say, the party needs a healer
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:34:54 β 14363221 [Quote]
Hunky Twink Sex Machine aYitfoBa 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:37:46 β 14363232 [Quote]
>>14363221 i say we kick the medic so he can stay and volunteer with dr chud, maybe hell come back later with better perks fuggen jerdee
Gigachad gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:38:56 β 14363236 [Quote]
the benched party member could still perfrom actions outside of combat, I would guess
Chok DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:40:29 β 14363245 [Quote]
to argue for tjd 2, the pipebomb rapes people but it can only be used once, the engineer is the one who can make it currently
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:41:30 β 14363250 [Quote]
>>14363245 great point, did we need healing until now in combat?
Fishjak aYitfoBa 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:43:00 β 14363257 [Quote]
>>14363245 exactly, and this is why i feel like swapping the medic for muttdroid
>>14363250 also if we do need healing, im sure dr chud would be willing to give us a small amount of supplies
Chugsjak DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:44:00 β 14363264 [Quote]
>>14363250 not yet
>>14363236 they'll need to be swapped in
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:44:04 β 14363266 [Quote]
and the rapebomb does sound gemmy
Chud HaybT5dN 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:44:26 β 14363268 [Quote]
Strategically, kicking the hobo is the correct play since he has low HP, but I say we should kick the medic (though would tdj 1 still remain with us if his coworker left? And how do we know they wouldn't chimp out?)
Nophono aYitfoBa 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:45:19 β 14363276 [Quote]
>>14363268 op could just write that he decides to stay and study with dr chud or something
Nojak gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:45:20 β 14363277 [Quote]
>>14363268 1 of them will be benched, meaning he won't ingage in combat and oreos
Fisheyejak gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:45:31 β 14363278 [Quote]
not kicked out
Slopjak HaybT5dN 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:46:22 β 14363281 [Quote]
>>>14363268 (You) >1 of them will be benched, meaning he won't ingage in combat and oreos
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:51:19 β 14363306 [Quote]
>>14363297 with this great party I think it's time
Cobbert gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:51:54 β 14363310 [Quote]
we must go to the soysylum
Chud aYitfoBa 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:52:43 β 14363311 [Quote]
before they go, norman compliments muttdroids new flames
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:55:54 β 14363322 [Quote]
>>14363311 they do look heckin neato
Alicia gSSpeYa^ 12/10/25 (Wed) 12:56:23 β 14363326 [Quote]
>>14363320 please rope brownfag im trans btw
Chud t7UEtERz 12/10/25 (Wed) 13:51:23 β 14363673 [Quote]
This was gemmy
Lennonjak 4uFQAkfZ 12/10/25 (Wed) 13:59:14 β 14363723 [Quote]
Another successful adventure thread
Chud !ifcfrvY 12/10/25 (Wed) 14:17:18 β 14363865 [Quote]
>>14363394 also dude can you please do in future parts where at some moment when norman gets stressed he reminisces a former party member
Chud DnTQEV5A 12/10/25 (Wed) 14:53:12 β 14364207 [Quote]
>>14363865 maybe ill make him do that so former members don't get forgotten entirely
Cado SplnH0yS 12/10/25 (Wed) 16:00:51 β 14364979 [Quote]
>>14364207 love me gemeralds like this, thank you artGOD
saging to not negrodancer o algo
Chud HaybT5dN 12/10/25 (Wed) 17:00:03 β 14365588 [Quote]
>>14363394 TVRΞN(TVRK-ΞRYΞN) GEMERALD FROM THE HIGHEST MINE IN MOUNT AΔRI
Chud cjTpOdqj 12/11/25 (Thu) 13:15:01 β 14376338 [Quote]
hey OP if you're still here, will part 2 be continued in this thread?
Chud dIRFvcZx 12/12/25 (Fri) 10:52:18 β 14389635 [Quote]
>>14376338 my admin 6 got nuked when it reached 2000 reppeys so ill have to continue in another thread regardless of bump limit
im having a writer's block currently
here are some maps
hopefully someone can add creative output (what the missions and goals would be)
i might work this out on my own eventually
Chuck pGm!iYbB 12/13/25 (Sat) 03:52:29 β 14400595 [Quote]
>>14322778 (OP) Oh thank God this got looped, what have I missed?
Ishish pGm!iYbB 12/13/25 (Sat) 03:55:25 β 14400621 [Quote]
>>14389635 Maybe at some point add a quest where Norman Jackson gets assigned a patient (like an insane troon o algo) and has to cure xer of xer insanity?
Chud pGm!iYbB 12/13/25 (Sat) 04:09:58 β 14400748 [Quote]
>>14324021 How does that work anyways? I'd like to know
Cado 11NQz6nZ 12/13/25 (Sat) 10:28:03 β 14402958 [Quote]
>>14389635 uhhh in the soysylum some security guard spergs out because theres no heckin soylent left
Ishish pGm!iYbB 12/13/25 (Sat) 16:07:45 β 14405544 [Quote]
Up
Brojak pGm!iYbB 12/13/25 (Sat) 16:16:03 β 14405618 [Quote]
>>14389635 Want me to make a nuthread o algo?
Chud dIRFvcZx 12/13/25 (Sat) 16:51:26 β 14405880 [Quote]
>>14405618 ill make the new thread when im ready but for now it's best to brainstorm missions
Chud pGm!iYbB 12/13/25 (Sat) 22:11:48 β 14409432 [Quote]
>>14405880 Alright, as mentioned above, one mission could be like Norman getting assigned an insane troon as a patient o algo, and Norman has to cure xer of xer mental illness, another missing idea I had is one where Norman has to help stop mudslimes from blowing up the Soysylum for El Quesadilla or something like that, yeah, a couple more ideas I had are Norman having to stop Antifaggots from rioting against the Soysylum for some reason or another, and Norman having to secure some escaped patients, these are just WIP ideas I had, but let me know what (You) think.
Chud pGm!iYbB 12/13/25 (Sat) 22:14:58 β 14409451 [Quote]
>>14405880 Also, sorry this reppey came so late, my little sister had a birthday party and I mainly focused on that
Thougher gSSpeYa^ 12/14/25 (Sun) 09:23:05 β 14414091 [Quote]
Norman has to stop the hacker 4CVCK from hacking in the soysylum and destroying it though
Chud gSSpeYa^ 12/14/25 (Sun) 09:27:23 β 14414108 [Quote]
The meximutt janitor of the soysulum get's mad and calls his cartel buddies to come and raze the soysylum to the ground, Norman must defend his workplace o algo
Lee Goldson gSSpeYa^ 12/14/25 (Sun) 09:28:09 β 14414113 [Quote]
me must continue to throw coal at the wall and see what turn into gems
Chud UWghW2Or 12/14/25 (Sun) 14:55:29 β 14416283 [Quote]
As a soyjak.party janny, I declare this thread deleted!Thread has been locked. You cannot make any new posts to this thread.
Cirrus ybL50r85 12/19/25 (Fri) 03:00:53 β 14480061 [Quote]
Bump so nusois can get context or whatever
Chud ybL50r85 12/24/25 (Wed) 13:50:07 β 14546260 [Quote]
Spmephono should archive this
Yurjak pGm!iYbB 12/26/25 (Fri) 01:52:06 β 14562442 [Quote]
>>14324021 Marge did the recent Save The Bull bread get taken down? Can't seem to find it