Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2 Cryboy z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 14:48:56 № 14416203 [Last 50 Posts] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [Quote]
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination. BEGIN
PPP sfzvFYHS 12/14/25 (Sun) 15:01:03 № 14416342 [Quote]
>>14416203 (OP) You head towards the office
David z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 15:11:42 № 14416440 [Quote]
>>14416342 You enter the unmarked Soysylum office.
Dr. Obsession Brimstein greets you.
>Hola mi interviewees. Vamos. You enter the room. There is a Niggerbabble Translator 3000, which works both ways and expedites the interview process.
^Sorry for the translator. It was installed by racist white people, who kept calling me an ESL. Marge BlpJ5Scn 12/14/25 (Sun) 15:12:48 № 14416457 [Quote]
OH. MY. FAUCI!!!!! ALREADY LEAKING MY XEO-CLITTY TO XHIS!!!!
Glibblezorpson BlpJ5Scn 12/14/25 (Sun) 15:41:36 № 14416823 [Quote]
Agent so we can Kikemax
Gapejak z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 15:55:54 № 14417079 [Quote]
>>14416744 bump, please voote
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 16:04:02 № 14417280 [Quote]
5 minutes
Soyprano xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 16:06:11 № 14417328 [Quote]
>>14416744 agent seems good. would vote but my ip got changed since last thread.
Gapejak z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 16:14:27 № 14417441 [Quote]
>>14417328 >>14416823 >>14416744 >>14416826 Class Selected: Agent You may access the Agent Market at any time, given that you're in good standing and employed at Soysylum…
You don a variation of your work clothes.
^Good choice. I can already tell you'll be out and about, doing missions. Anyways, any questions before we proceed? Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 16:32:22 № 14417678 [Quote]
>>14417441 what the heckin' heck are my salary and bonuses? do i get dental?
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 16:49:10 № 14417882 [Quote]
>>14417678 >I have a question: How much do I get paid… more importantly, do I get free dental? ^Yes, you get free dental. You also get a 401K, insurance, etc. You receive a daily wage of $100 - I mean $125. Most of the money you make will be from missions. We have a sign-on bonus of $625, which you may receive immediately. ^Anyways, welcome to the Soysylum. We have a company taxi that can take you to the main site, or to the gun store. You now have $825.
Although you have the Agent Market, the Gun Store has some lower quality, cheaper, citizen-legal weapons. Otherwise, you can save your money for later and go to the Soysylum now.
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 17:08:53 № 14418128 [Quote]
fighting cattywipe
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 17:14:38 № 14418242 [Quote]
bump
Gapejak z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 17:53:33 № 14418842 [Quote]
>>14418292
>>14418294 You ask Brimstein who will pay you.
^It is all automated. You may talk to the site administrator about your pay, but he's a hard man to persuade! By the way, this man is not called Dr. Soystein. He is a different man. +600 XP (500+100 from 4 INT)
Leveled up twice! Vote for two stats to enhance. Top 2 will win, or we'll have a random tiebreaker.
You visit the gun store. The 1 Charisma gives you a small barter-borne discount. This'll be applied after purchasing a civilian-legal firearm.
You also have 2 Browning Hi-Powers in your inventory. This should sell for 25% of the purchase price (50 dollars), if you choose to do so.
Chud GhG5P0VK 12/14/25 (Sun) 17:57:02 № 14418903 [Quote]
Playing CK3 with friends tonight so I can't join in for the time being but it was gemmy!
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 17:58:56 № 14418929 [Quote]
>>14418903 cool have a great night
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 18:04:13 № 14419008 [Quote]
note that it's multiple choice - you can vote for as many as you'd like
Femjak XuV5v3Qp 12/14/25 (Sun) 18:05:53 № 14419027 [Quote]
>>14418842 buy eight revolvers because you so someone in a move once somehow hold 8 guns at the same time for more fire power. you went to university afterall right?
A24 z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 18:13:24 № 14419118 [Quote]
>>14419027 this has a chance of working somehow but it'll be just as likely to screw the party over
if evens, ill accept the prompt…
Chud JGGP7Ean 12/14/25 (Sun) 18:28:51 № 14419305 [Quote]
>>14419261 go outside and find something
Spadeson BlpJ5Scn 12/14/25 (Sun) 18:33:24 № 14419372 [Quote]
>>14419348 Is there anything we can do rn apart from getting a quest?
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 18:42:46 № 14419572 [Quote]
>>14419372 not really for now besides doing sandbox stuff
Marge z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 18:45:36 № 14419618 [Quote]
>>14418292
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 18:48:05 № 14419687 [Quote]
>>14419348 ask ernest if he wants a gun or knows how to use one. also check what amerimutt uses as a weapon
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 19:01:30 № 14419880 [Quote]
>>14419687 You hand Ernest one of the Brownings.
>Thanks, boss. I'm not sure if I really should, but thanks… You check Muttphono's weapons. He presents a 6 foot long tentacle, which is a vestige of Nophono's torso.
He says
<Give me gun or something. Ernest says
>Hey, Norman. Do you mind if the Muttdroid has this thing? I prefer melee weapons. Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 19:12:55 № 14420047 [Quote]
>>14419880 geg forgot to give objective yeah give the gun to mutt instead
Chud po!HTHsx 12/14/25 (Sun) 19:28:36 № 14420267 [Quote]
>>14419880 Ernest does not need a gun
Gigafly z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 19:37:19 № 14420427 [Quote]
>>14420047 >>14420267 You give the Muttdroid the gun.
<This is what freedom looks like, yeah. Brimstein says
>Eh gringos let's vamo to the asoylum o algo. You also spot a gym and the shart mart if you want to ruin somebody's day or some shiet, or you can stick to the plan.
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:10:07 № 14420878 [Quote]
>>14420495 You go to the Gym. You don't feel inclined to train here. It probably won't help your stats due to how the XP and leveling works.
A peculiar man motions to you.
>Hey, you guys doing a tour? It's Etan Sreggih, the estranged brother of Nate Higgers. He SHOULD be in New York City. What is he doing in this podunk?
Dylanjak xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:13:07 № 14420917 [Quote]
>>14420878 ask him what hes doing
Chud tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:13:53 № 14420921 [Quote]
>>14420878 we ask etan what hes doing he tells us hes here to pick up his estranger brother nate higgers from the asylum his parents sent him there 1 months ago because he wouldnt stop talking about something called "Jarde" and kept talking about discord something called a esl fnf pedo and "splinters"
Chud l0QOyq7S 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:15:07 № 14420934 [Quote]
>>14420878 Ask him what he's doing here and bring up that he should be in New York
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:16:13 № 14420944 [Quote]
>>14420921 kys nigger you arent making the story but OP is
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:17:09 № 14420954 [Quote]
>>14420921 >>14420495 good prompts because they lead somewhere and aren't just forcing something then dipping next minute
PPP tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:19:00 № 14420970 [Quote]
>>14420954 its setting up for a another character join the party on their journey to the asylum with a clear established motive or however the fries are made
Angryjak xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:20:39 № 14420990 [Quote]
>>14420878 notice how the mirror isnt reflecting anything and it could be a portal to another reality
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:34:43 № 14421102 [Quote]
>>14420917 >>14420921 >>14420934 >>14420990 You ask Etan why he's here, and not in New York.
>It's a personal matter. You know about the local facility? ^es el soysylum? we trabajo at there no mame guey tell us about please! >Well, anyway, my brother's locked in there. My family told me to pick him up because he doesn't have a car. It turns out they have to do massive amounts of paper work! I rented a trailer and I'm working out. I don't really like this town. Can you all resolve this for me? Thanks! You hyperfocus on the mirror, and how bizarre it looks… It's reflecting things incorrectly. You think that you can jump through it. The intrusive thoughts take ahold.
Yurjak tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:35:46 № 14421112 [Quote]
>>14421102 try jumping through it hope it doesnt just shatter and you have to pay for the gym window
Npestajak l0QOyq7S 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:36:14 № 14421117 [Quote]
>>14421102 Ask about the mirror
Cryboy xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:36:43 № 14421125 [Quote]
>>14421117 dont ask. jump.
Flartson l0QOyq7S 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:37:26 № 14421138 [Quote]
>>14421125 What if something bad happens o algo
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:38:24 № 14421152 [Quote]
>>14421138 there wont, it will be a mirror like in retro mario! just like how he jumps into paintings and mirrors to go into new worlds! thats heckin cool and nothing bad can happen!
Beastjak P9VAiPE3 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:39:11 № 14421157 [Quote]
>>14421117 Ask about the jager instead
Beastjak tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:39:40 № 14421159 [Quote]
>>14421152 his sanity is gonna go down
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:40:40 № 14421166 [Quote]
>>14421159 ermmm… how would being able to live like mario in my heckin' bing bing wahoo consoles bring sanity down exactly? it should bring it up to be honest!
Schizo tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 20:42:13 № 14421176 [Quote]
>>14421166 MY LIFE IS LIKE A HECKIN VIDEO GAME AWESOMERINO
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:10:17 № 14421467 [Quote]
>>14421112 >>14421117 >>14421125 >>14421138 >>14421152 >>14421159 >>14421166 >>14421176 You ask about the mirror, taking a few steps towards it.
<It's a perfectly normal mirror, Norman! >No. It. Isn't! Norman sprints towards the mirror and dropkicks it……
Rolling
Evens above 5 = it reveals something sinister
Odds above 5 = it reveals something paranormal and sinister
Digits = you wrap around the screen
otherwise, roll the mirror's integrity…
Chud BakSekhe 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:19:57 № 14421563 [Quote]
.
Woahjack tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:20:28 № 14421572 [Quote]
>>14421467 ITS JUST LIKE MY HECKIN LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR
Fartycuck tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:27:13 № 14421649 [Quote]
>>14421626 SAY od u fi tnelyos eerf uoy evig lliw ew ?esaelp yduts rof su htiw emoc uoy fo eno nac mmu ti naem tndid i yrros mi
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:35:45 № 14421752 [Quote]
>>14421649 Norman tries his best to negotiate with them…
>od u fi tnelyos eerf uoy evig lliw ew ?esaelp yduts rof su htiw emoc uoy fo eno nac mmu ti naem tndid i yrros mi That is, he apologizes and offers them soylent, if one of them volunteers, in their chiral English.
rolling (low charisma)
if evens, except 4, they relent
if 5 or 7, they relent
if above 4, except for 9, they agree
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:42:19 № 14421825 [Quote]
i didn't fvckine supersage
Alicia tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:44:21 № 14421856 [Quote]
try talking to them again
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:44:49 № 14421864 [Quote]
>>14421856 raped by nameroll so we get negative charisma geg
ElPerro z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:51:18 № 14421945 [Quote]
>>14421856 You attempt to win them over using some fallacy or some shiet:
>wtb snart mi ?yrutnec ts12 evissergorp eht ni su fo tser eht nioj naht sduhc lecni nahc4 live eb rehtar uoy dluow cibohpomoh dna cibohpsnart ,tsicar yrev si ymonotua dna modeerf tub hgU Rolling
Evens or digits = they don't want to be teansphobic racist 4chin incels so they take the va-i mean haul themselves off to the Soysylum
below 6 = you accidentally lose 50 sanity by speaking too much of their language
descending numbers = norman goes schizo but they do haul themselves off
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:53:29 № 14421968 [Quote]
>descending numbers
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:58:00 № 14422015 [Quote]
>>14421968 also we have high int and isnt there something in fallout where you can avoid being brainwashed or psychologically affected if you have high int? i never played it i only played stalker since its a whiter game with Monolith
Mexiaryan z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:58:09 № 14422018 [Quote]
>>14421968 that would but it's 45
Chud z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:59:05 № 14422027 [Quote]
>>14422015 i played some fallout and never encountered that but in this adventure high int does increase the sanity cap
Ishish tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 22:02:57 № 14422071 [Quote]
>>14422054 We should just let Brimstein deal with them making him unaviable for a while. Norman does some sets in the gym to try and increase hie STR stat then he leaves for the asylum
Chok xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 22:03:54 № 14422080 [Quote]
>>14422054 since you are using logical fallacies anyway, appeal to power by showing off what your guns can do by firing off an octowield series of shot at the ceiling or something
Nophono tea^mBNV 12/14/25 (Sun) 22:44:54 № 14422482 [Quote]
bumo
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 22:45:27 № 14422494 [Quote]
how is this on page 1
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/14/25 (Sun) 22:46:23 № 14422507 [Quote]
>>14422080 >>14422071 >>14422080 >>14422071 Norman smirks.
>Oh, well. Even if it doesn't make you transphobic… You should listen to me anyways, because, well… <?gniyas ognirg ese se ftw¿ BOOM!
>Look at my volley of rounds! I have the appeal to power, baby! Evens, except 8 = they are scared off
odds, except 9 = they attack
digits, 8 or 9, they go to the soysolum out of fear
Baby xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 22:53:50 № 14422618 [Quote]
>>14422507 smugly say "bet you feel heckin' scared now, huh?"
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/14/25 (Sun) 23:08:29 № 14422800 [Quote]
>>14422618 it was an odd number unfortunately
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/14/25 (Sun) 23:12:22 № 14422839 [Quote]
shiet forgot to nigg the insanity and flip the screen o algo
Soytan xJLFk1N6 12/14/25 (Sun) 23:17:56 № 14422884 [Quote]
>>14422777 use octowield to beat them with your pistol grip so you dont really kill them. yell out "WERE NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOURE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH US!" in your soyrage from them selfishly attacking you first without telegraphing their attack like decent human beings
Billy 7D1hoNmp 12/14/25 (Sun) 23:27:25 № 14423015 [Quote]
>>14422884 You yell
>WE'RE NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH US! With all your might, then whip them with the power of 8 pistol whips. Non-lethal. :)
Rolling (low strength but 8 pistol whips)
[post number] * 2 * 8 = damage
evens or 5 = +stun
8,9,digits = +knockout
Applejak 7D1hoNmp 12/14/25 (Sun) 23:57:25 № 14423491 [Quote]
>>14423476 wait only one is attacking i copy pasted like a lazy nigger
Bobo xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 00:03:36 № 14423559 [Quote]
>>14423539 HE CANT HECKIN HURT ERNEST. TACKLE HIM AND TRY TO TELL EVERYONE TO JUMP ON HIM SO HE GETS FLATTENED.
Plier 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 00:14:56 № 14423654 [Quote]
>>14423559 Norman yells
>You can mess with me, but don't mess with Ernest! PMUJ NO SIHT RECKUFREMOTH! He accidentally butchers the reverse chiro speech command.
Rolling
Evens or digits = everyone understands, party dogpiles the scumbag
Award xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 00:24:14 № 14423761 [Quote]
>>14423734 marge? didnt you say there was only 1 left that wasnt knocked out and we just crushed him? award
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 00:26:15 № 14423791 [Quote]
>>14423761 Muttphono pinned down one of them. The previous "last remaining" is the "only one who could attack"
Chuck xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 00:31:58 № 14423849 [Quote]
>>14423839 if we attack them for no reason, then we are no worse than them…. STOP THE VIOLENCE
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 00:43:27 № 14423937 [Quote]
>>14423849 You tell Muttphono:
>.meht naht retteb on era ew, doolb dloc ni ,siht ekil mix etucexe uoy fI He releases the chiral.
The Chiral says
>Thank you… You suppose that all the Chiral are neutralized in one way or the other. You're still faced with the problem of having a language barrier… How do you proceed?
Chud l0QOyq7S 12/15/25 (Mon) 00:49:54 № 14424030 [Quote]
>>14423937 Pull out your phone to easily translate what the Chiral say o algo
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 00:57:19 № 14424112 [Quote]
>>14424030 the problem isn't communicating with the chiral people, it's communicating with regular people, because your main language you speak and hear is reverse English right now.
Feraljak l0QOyq7S 12/15/25 (Mon) 00:58:07 № 14424122 [Quote]
>>14424112 Marge I just got back, what the fuck happened since i've been gone?
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:00:34 № 14424153 [Quote]
>>14424122 Jumping in the mirror revealed that it was a really a pocket dimension controlled by chiral people. Players tried to reason with them, but this causes Norman's language to get screwed up. Then, the party was forced to fight the chiral. We're currently in the aftermath of that.
Slitherjak l0QOyq7S 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:01:00 № 14424159 [Quote]
>>14424153 Oh, yeah I got no clue what to do then geg
Parrotjak 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:03:15 № 14424184 [Quote]
>>14424159 it should be temporary like when norman gained weight but curing it makes things easier
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:04:38 № 14424198 [Quote]
>>14423937 we need meds NOW.
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:14:26 № 14424289 [Quote]
>>14424198 Norman calmly explains in reverse (from his perspective) that he needs to take some meds.
Obsession Brimstein gives him meds. +25 sanity
Rolling (not the intended solution)
Digits, evens, except 4 or 8 = the meds work
1,5,9 = the duration of the issue is shortened, similar effects are to be expected from subsequent meds
Soytan l0QOyq7S 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:20:18 № 14424370 [Quote]
>>14424360 What's in our inventory?
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:24:47 № 14424421 [Quote]
>>14424370 You check your party's inventory.
It does not have meds, only Brimstein, who isn't in the party.
You have:
>Goyslop >2 Browning Hi-Powers >8 SNS Revolvers (octowield) >Drugs, opioid painkiller >Pipebomb Chud l0QOyq7S 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:26:05 № 14424432 [Quote]
>>14424421 Try the opioid painkiller
Spadeson 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:39:44 № 14424578 [Quote]
>>14424432 Norman takes the Opioid painkiller, which is different from meds.
+2 Endurance +25 armor +25 health (only the health boost is permanent, the rest lasts 5 turns) +10 sanity
Rolling (not the intended solution, less likely to treat psychological issues)
5,9,digits=painkillers cure the condition
1,3=you get addicted
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:48:42 № 14424669 [Quote]
>>14424644 use the fact that you still like one of them to your advantage by interrogating the one you had spared, and inform him of your language problem situation
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:48:52 № 14424671 [Quote]
>>14424669 still talk like one of them*
Chud qB79^4Yf 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:53:07 № 14424703 [Quote]
>>14424644 Dual wield you hi-powers (and break your hands in the process)
Yurjak 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 02:09:01 № 14424863 [Quote]
>>14424669 >>14424671 You begin to interrogate the only conscious Chiral person about your condition.
>Okay, so we've established that you speak in reverse, and that trying to speak your reverse language gives me this disease… but how do I cure it? Rolling
If evens, he reveals the intended solution, due to the epic soyence the chiral people do or something
Etan 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 02:26:27 № 14425024 [Quote]
>>14424703 they're 9mm and norman is already quadwielding like a giga
Chugsjak 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 03:17:41 № 14425437 [Quote]
probably done for the night but bumping for euro hours
Parrotjak xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 03:38:04 № 14425636 [Quote]
>>14425437 crying on irc to loop it again
Colorjak 12/15/25 (Mon) 10:58:07 № 14427959 [Quote]
up
Chok sj2g!JxP 12/15/25 (Mon) 13:58:19 № 14428881 [Quote]
>>14428526 pretend to be like walter white in the ending scene of breaking bad and put your hand on the officers shoulder before collapsing on the floor
Dr. Soyberg 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 15:02:19 № 14429620 [Quote]
>>14428881 Norman can't understand whatever the officer cosplayer just said. He just nods and places his hand on the officer agent's shoulder.
Norman collapses and goes unconscious…
Soon, he wakes up in the hospital. At least 8 hours have passed, considering that it's nighttime. The television plays adult swim kino.
Dr. Obsession Brimstein watches over him, using the Niggerbabble Translator 3000.
Rolling
Evens = the effects have worn off
Odds = effects haven't worn off but the translator still helps
Chud P9VAiPE3 12/15/25 (Mon) 15:05:51 № 14429677 [Quote]
>>14429669 Call for jager so you could ribbit in a rally
Soytan 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 15:25:21 № 14430039 [Quote]
>>14429677 Norman searches for Jager's contact.
Rolling
Evens = he can call jager, introducing him to the story
odds = google is a coal search engine, making the effort unsuccessful
Billy 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 16:03:46 № 14430775 [Quote]
bump
Award 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 16:21:33 № 14431175 [Quote]
are you there award
Gapejak 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 17:07:57 № 14431714 [Quote]
dnb
Chud lSzzOjMn 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:03:16 № 14432250 [Quote]
>>14430060 Ask what happened to the chiral people and if there will be a money reward if we bring them to the soysylum
Chud nTq4mgDa 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:03:48 № 14432254 [Quote]
>>14430060 ask him if he has any shekels
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:53:12 № 14432699 [Quote]
>>14432254
>>14432250 Norman tilts up, in a position between sitting and lying down.
>What happened to the Chiral People? ^They have been secured by Soysylum personnel and are currently being studied. You have discovered a new patient. Only one of the Chiral People were killed during the incident. Good job. >How much do I get paid for this mission? ^That was a mission? I understand now, what you did was very similar to a mission. The typical mission pay is $1000, due to the very hazardous nature of missions. You get $1250 as an agent. You now have 1355 dollars.
Level up You gain 500 XP for capturing the Chiral People, and 100 XP for helping take out two of them non-lethally.
You reach level 14. Pick a stat to increase by 1.
Fingerboy po!HTHsx 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:57:16 № 14432739 [Quote]
>>14432699 considering perception is pretty behind, either that or strength
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:02:15 № 14432807 [Quote]
>>14432699 we dont need int and for strength we have ernest since xhes the tank. we are already going to use guns. we should increase our agility for better dodging and better gun use.
Punkjak po!HTHsx 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:05:08 № 14432832 [Quote]
>>14432807 perception is for not missing and critical chance, if I am not mistaken
Chud po!HTHsx 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:05:43 № 14432837 [Quote]
but I can't remember if we ever had that problem
Nophono xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:06:07 № 14432845 [Quote]
>>14432832 its for seeing things like in dnd but i never played fallout so i am not sure. OP said before agility is good for guns.
Chud po!HTHsx 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:09:14 № 14432881 [Quote]
>>14432845 alright I change my vote to agility
Parrotjak 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:09:31 № 14432884 [Quote]
>>14432832 it does that in fallout 4. i guess that makes sense. in the adventure i primarily intended it to affect explosives and energy weapons, and allow norman to gain a sixth sense when it's high enough.
Dr. Fauci xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:10:02 № 14432888 [Quote]
>>14432884 i didnt get to vote in time so agility.
SLF po!HTHsx 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:10:39 № 14432904 [Quote]
>>14432884 never played fagout 4, fallout 1 on the other hand is pretty gemmy
Schwab 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:11:28 № 14432918 [Quote]
>>14432881 >>14432888 ok two votes for agility -1 for perception. agility it is
Etan xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:17:49 № 14432981 [Quote]
>>14432975 while i was out, did drumpf die?
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:26:16 № 14433058 [Quote]
>>14432904 the stats are based on pre-fallout 4 special anyway
Coinjak po!HTHsx 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:29:07 № 14433081 [Quote]
>>14432975 let's get back to our party
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 20:00:43 № 14433384 [Quote]
>>14433081 You exit the room to see your party, who were giving you space.
<Welcome back Norman. I heard you recovered? Brimstein enters the hall.
<senors i think it time for tour. follow me into elevator, yes? <Can we see the reverse people? <no yet. we wait for studies of scientists to be done to them. then we see them in containment cells. Brimstein continues:
<we are on segundo piso. we go to primero piso. Does Norman interject, or do we start a tour?
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 21:09:41 № 14434090 [Quote]
>>14433494 <here es el elevator. por some reason no one want to go with me. on segundo piso (second floor) we have the everyday evil retards. <here es el floor layout. 8 floors, y uno basement floor. authenticacion por most of them. very few has access to all of them, which one of es mi. <de primero pisa, we have more everyday stuff. teenagers who try to hurt themself. sociopaths who stirred up too much trouble with la familia. ellos no criminals. ellos are also retarded. <here es el mission room. tu respond to calls from here. when you're ready, you go here. remember they are danger zone but finding threat is necessity for soysylum operacion. <now i go find map. and give them. because you have knowledge of basic. Ernest asks
>Norman, did you catch anything he said…? Cuz I didn't. Daquarius says
^Ay bruh don't be racist. Ernest says
>What? I really don't know what he said. Chugsjak xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 21:30:48 № 14434335 [Quote]
>>14434090 use your high int to translate to ernest so he can learn glorious indigenous bipoc culture that was here in america before the evil white people like him and you came
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 22:13:40 № 14434771 [Quote]
>>14434335 Norman translates it, but not without additional lecture
>Erm okay sweaty. So, basically, you need to check your privilege. Second, he is speaking Spanglish, because white society has marginalized the latinx. I'll translate it because you need to be educated, chud! >We are currently in the mission room, where we go on missions to protect the Soysylum from external threats. Brimstein returns with the maps.
<okay senors. i got map. to our east is also cemetery, is filled with many asoylum personnel and coal class. The maps will help the party navigate the Soysylum.
SLF !LezhyZp 12/15/25 (Mon) 22:21:39 № 14434863 [Quote]
>>14434771 where are the gender neutral bathrooms for the LGBT folx
Nate 7D1hoNmp 12/15/25 (Mon) 22:30:00 № 14434963 [Quote]
>>14434863 they are in every other section of the soysylum
Etan !LezhyZp 12/15/25 (Mon) 22:47:31 № 14435362 [Quote]
>>14434963 Find a sproke vending machine and buy a can
Dylanjak xJLFk1N6 12/15/25 (Mon) 23:42:51 № 14436050 [Quote]
>>14435624 check what else the machine offers
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 00:12:42 № 14436344 [Quote]
>>14436050 The machine has 7 other varieties of drinks, all of which are inferior to Sproke. Only the water piques your interest… on second thought, $4 water is coal. Might as well drink
tap water .
Minion xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 00:15:56 № 14436396 [Quote]
>>14436344 dr fanta? pepper? are these heckin' offbrand copyright infringements? is your sproke even real?
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 00:20:31 № 14436499 [Quote]
>>14436396 it's a hallucination chud…
or something.
Rupturejak xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 00:25:55 № 14436596 [Quote]
>>14436499 examine your sproke just in case
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 00:45:36 № 14436888 [Quote]
>>14436596 Norman examines the """""Sproke""""". He chews it.
Rolling
Evens = mouth bleeding, ouch… -sanity -health
odds = it's a fake sproke, and a bomb that donald trump sent after me because there's no escape from the gangster police state!
Baby !LezhyZp 12/16/25 (Tue) 00:53:17 № 14436984 [Quote]
>>14436888 Triple digits or something gotta mean something
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:02:04 № 14437066 [Quote]
>>14436978 go to the chapel to pray to fauci since you are yet to do that today
Lawrence xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:03:53 № 14437075 [Quote]
>>14436396 also geg by "real" i meant to check if its not a ripoff posing as a sproke namebrand, since i heard americans have "dr perky" and other funny ripoffs of dr pepper. i guess you thought i meant real as in the concept of reality
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:29:18 № 14437336 [Quote]
>>14436984 >>14436984 >>14437066 Norman reasons with himself. Three 8's gotta mean something. He gets 8 water bottles for 48 dollars. The perfect amount of water. 128 ounces to stay hydrated or he can drink TAP WATER.
Daquarius (TJD) asks
>Hey man, you straight? Norman replies
>I need to pray to Fauci. They head to the chapel.
The priest replies
>Welcome, beloved, to the coexist chapel, where any religion is allowed. Daquarius says
<Nigga what is this bologna. You caint just be all religions an shiet. Pick one. >Well, erm… We just coexist. <That don't make no sense nigga. Well at least they'll accept your weird soy psuedoreligion.
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:35:02 № 14437402 [Quote]
>>14437336 donate the water to the church's starving lesothean children donation box as penance for your internalized racism and transphobia against the indian at the college campus since you assumed hes a rapist and assumed that a man cant have a purse
Darkiplier KPbPs2Fx 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:45:18 № 14437552 [Quote]
I just wanted to say thanks OP. I tried to start this up again a year ago(It was called retake the soysylum if anyone remembers) and I actually got pretty far, but lost steam.
Gigachad 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:50:57 № 14437622 [Quote]
>>14437402 Norman says
>First, I'm donating to the starving lesotho children fund. 8 water bottles. >This is because of my internalized racism and transphobia. I ruined an Indian person's life because of my whiteness and privelege. The Coexist priest says
<Sorry to hear that you committed these sins. The Lesotho children will smile upon this water. Feel free to pray wherever you want. Norman begins praying.
>Dear Fauci, if you can hear us, please save us Fauci… Give us vaccines. Rolling
Evens or digits, Fauci arrives…
Odds, he doesn't arrive., how could you tell?
Fatjak 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:51:58 № 14437640 [Quote]
>>14437552 >making a soysylum adventure thread that's cool. i think i missed it unfortunately but i would've loved to see it.
Retard 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 02:32:47 № 14438061 [Quote]
bump
Fatjak !LezhyZp 12/16/25 (Tue) 03:09:04 № 14438396 [Quote]
>>14437709 Ask for vaccines against the chirality thing so your whole party can be immune
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 03:20:07 № 14438493 [Quote]
>>14438396 Dr. Fauci vaxxes your entire party against the Chiral.
New Perk You are now immune to Chiral-related diseases. You also have a +25% chance to be immune to other paranormal diseases.
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 03:25:42 № 14438551 [Quote]
>>14438493 ask him his opinion on us. he can be honest.
Amerimutt wJ6Bslld 12/16/25 (Tue) 09:48:36 № 14440777 [Quote]
Is OP an Amerimutt or why in the science isnt it updating? or something
Chud gypr!^Dg 12/16/25 (Tue) 09:53:41 № 14440832 [Quote]
lets goo
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 10:35:04 № 14441112 [Quote]
>>14440777 yes but nobody replies during prime euro/asia hours anyway
Schizo 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 12:07:08 № 14441618 [Quote]
bump
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 13:41:04 № 14442214 [Quote]
bvmp
Punkjak h!9AXyW9 12/16/25 (Tue) 13:43:06 № 14442236 [Quote]
>>14438634 shake dr faucis hands or something and then we make a move
Npestajak 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 13:51:19 № 14442313 [Quote]
>>14442236 Norman shakes Dr. Fauci's hand. It's time to make a move.
>Fauci, can you get management to do us a favor? Rolling
Evens = one free favor
Odds = no free favor
Digits = many free favors
Chud !LezhyZp 12/16/25 (Tue) 13:57:29 № 14442352 [Quote]
>>14442345 Go back to the mission room and check if there are any available missions.
Shirtjak 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 14:04:19 № 14442389 [Quote]
>>14442352 You go to the mission room and hit the refresh button. Something is happening at the Soysylum…
Rolling
0,1 = mission a
2,3 = mission b
4,5 = mission c
6,7 = mission d
8,9 = refer to previous digit, repeat until we hit something else
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 15:16:13 № 14443174 [Quote]
bump
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 15:24:30 № 14443301 [Quote]
this is the slowest reply rate and highest self bump rate that any of my adventure threads have ever had.
SLF xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 16:05:12 № 14444173 [Quote]
>>14442457 lets go to the heckin' heck cemetery
Retard 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 16:26:47 № 14444764 [Quote]
>>14444173 You arrive to the cemetery. In front of the gates is the poisonous pear tree. Behind the gates is at least 10 zombies. One of them is trying to climb the sign.
Only your party has responded. Security is nowhere to be seen. They'll probably arrive once the zombies get out.
You hear some squeaks, separate from the zombie…
David xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 16:41:51 № 14444913 [Quote]
>>14444764 throw a pear at it before it climbs out, just like in that epic bullethell game Gem Defenders!
Woahjack qj6s^SSs 12/16/25 (Tue) 16:51:59 № 14445042 [Quote]
>>14444764 Science hasnt prooved the existence of zombies yet somthing or somephono is in the background. After we solve this we should check past records on zombies as soyence just simply doesnt support them
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 16:55:29 № 14445104 [Quote]
>>14444913 Norman picks up the pear and tosses it towards the zombie.
He hears a tiny squeak, saying
>NOOOOOOoooo…. Rolling
Evens = miss
Odds = hit, reroll for effect
Digits = zombie gets hurt and immobilized
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:15:32 № 14445460 [Quote]
>>14445426 throw another pear. they are closer and a larger target now
Chud !LezhyZp 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:18:02 № 14445495 [Quote]
>>14445426 Check your inventory for items to use, and add a few pears to use later
Applejak G6HvCvUO 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:22:48 № 14445550 [Quote]
>>14445484 Take a shit and roll around in it so that the zombie doesn't recognise your human scent
Merchant HJeDXxAf 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:23:47 № 14445561 [Quote]
soulless
Chok 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:24:39 № 14445575 [Quote]
>>14445460 >>14445495 You check your inventory:
>Goyslop >Droyd-Grade Fentanyl >4 Generic Vaccines >Smart Phone <Weapons >8 Saturday Night Special revolvers >2 Browning pistols >Pipebomb None of it seems useful for stealth. You collect a few pears to throw at the zombies.
Ballistically, they're less useful than throwing a rock, but you're betting on the zombies eating them and getting poisoned. Do you still use your turn to throw another pear?
Nojak G6HvCvUO 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:25:15 № 14445582 [Quote]
>>14445575 Take a SHIT and roll around in it so that it doesn't recognise your scent. and oreos
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:37:22 № 14445786 [Quote]
>>14445582 Norman takes a shit and rolls on the ground, covering himself in caca camo. -20 sanity
Rolling
Above 5 = increases dodge against zombies
Above 7 = decreases zombie aggro range
Digits = invisible to zombies
Odds = lose an additional 20 sanity, overlaps with other conditions
Jacobson po!HTHsx 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:52:34 № 14446029 [Quote]
>>14445903 this beatiful mortally challenged immigrant is just like muh heckin' wholesome chungus mexicans protestin the american NAZIs guysss
Chud po!HTHsx 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:56:30 № 14446090 [Quote]
>>14446060 make Norman dodge back and let the mutt and the negro fire at that undead foo'
Blartjak !LezhyZp 12/16/25 (Tue) 18:05:34 № 14446197 [Quote]
>>14446060 Throw some of your caca at the zombie's face to try to blind it
Marge 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 18:06:48 № 14446208 [Quote]
>>14446090 Norman does a cartwheel and orders the Muttdroid and the TJD to fire ay the zombie.
Rolling
[post number]*3*2shots+(muttdroid's high guns level/agility)[post number]*4*2shots=damage
odds=half shots miss, override other outcomes
digits,9=crit
6,7,8=minicrit
Dr. Soyberg G6HvCvUO 12/16/25 (Tue) 18:14:56 № 14446324 [Quote]
>>14446208 What are the chances of the zombie slipping on the poop and breaking his neck
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 18:21:43 № 14446408 [Quote]
The gunfire does 168 damage to the zombie, due to earning a minicrit.
It shambles towards the party.
Rolling
[post number] * 5 = damage
Evens,1,3=can't travel
digits,7 = slips on poop and breaks xis neck
>>14446324 above 5 = more zombies are summoned by gunfire, add 1 for each number above 5
Chud po!HTHsx 12/16/25 (Tue) 18:32:07 № 14446615 [Quote]
>>14446568 Alright the muttdroid at the front, so that Norman and Tyrone can take cover behind him while they shoot, Ernesto will move in postion so he can flank the zog zombie
Yurjak xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 18:32:19 № 14446620 [Quote]
>>14446568 come up to the zombie and do a heckin The Walking Dead reference by shooting the lone zombie in the head with all of your revolvers at once
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 18:47:41 № 14446906 [Quote]
>>14446615 >>14446620 Muttdroid takes the front, shielding TJD and Norman from the zombies.
Ernest runs up to the gate, ready to flank the gate zombies.
Norman says
>I'm sorry this happened to you. Just like Rick from Walking Dead, then performs a point blank headshot against the lone zombie.
Rolling
[post number]*3*8*[crit]=damage
digits= execute current zombie then deadshot the remaining zombies, 8 shots divided among them with the same damage output
evens=keep other stuff but reroll zombie's chances to climb over
odds=zombies do not climb over
Chud GhG5P0VK 12/16/25 (Tue) 19:06:02 № 14447204 [Quote]
Holy shit I missed so much
Chud GhG5P0VK 12/16/25 (Tue) 19:07:06 № 14447215 [Quote]
>>14447187 Hobo goes ape mode and tries to decapitate the zombie with his own two hands
Brojak 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 19:20:33 № 14447428 [Quote]
>>14447204 >>14447215 Norman, MuttDroid, and Daquarius fire at the Janny zombie, while Ernest the Hobo attempts to decapitate the zombie using his bare hands.
Rolling
(incomprehensible numbers or something)
[post number]*3*18 + [post number]*4*2shots = damage
odds=half shots miss
digits,9=crit
6,7,8=minicrit
(ernest)
[post number]*5*3=damage
8,9,digits=crit
5=minicrit
odds=+stun
Feraljak po!HTHsx 12/16/25 (Tue) 19:39:46 № 14447656 [Quote]
rape them
Brandon GhG5P0VK 12/16/25 (Tue) 19:40:05 № 14447662 [Quote]
>>14447639 Hobo starts speakig to the dead in the tongue of phent to try and get information out of him
Merchant po!HTHsx 12/16/25 (Tue) 19:41:07 № 14447669 [Quote]
>>14447662 that sounds better
Lee Goldson 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 19:54:58 № 14447829 [Quote]
>>14447656 >>14447662 >>14447669 >>14447673 Ernest attempts to make contact with the zombie, tongue of phent.
<Errrrgh urrrgh errrrm… AAAAAAHHHHH! Rolling
Evens (except 0) or digits = zombie begins talking with Ernest. Extracts surrender and info.
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:01:28 № 14447897 [Quote]
>>14447882 give fent. the zombie is a smaller target and is covered by iron/stone so shooting it right now would be retarded.
Soytan 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:07:03 № 14447953 [Quote]
>>14447897 Norman gives a slight overdose, or about 3 grains, of fentanyl to Ernest, so he can speak the language better.
Reroll
Evens (except 0) or digits = Ernest can speak it now, extracts surrender and info.
1,3 = he is too high now, and can't fight for 10 turns
Henry xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:08:01 № 14447959 [Quote]
we 100% need more points into luck this is garbage performance
Chud !LezhyZp 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:13:31 № 14448019 [Quote]
>>14448011 Use a vaccine on the zombie
Chudbob xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:14:27 № 14448028 [Quote]
>>14447998 i counted it up before and we had a 60% of winning and we still got raped.
Thougher po!HTHsx 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:14:56 № 14448033 [Quote]
>>14448011 give em a dose of the fauci special if he didn't already have one though
Chud po!HTHsx 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:16:00 № 14448046 [Quote]
>>14448041 make the mutt run into the zombie to push him back
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:16:11 № 14448049 [Quote]
>>14448041 vaccinate the zombie to turn him normal while tjd gets ernest away
Chud po!HTHsx 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:19:11 № 14448071 [Quote]
>>14448049 I don't think we are fast enough
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:20:11 № 14448079 [Quote]
>>14448071 everybaldi in the party gets to make a move doebeit so mutt will charge and make room while ernest is moved and then we vaxmax the zombie
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:27:49 № 14448177 [Quote]
Just as the zombie stands up, Muttphono pins his body against the gate. Norman rushes in with the generic vaccine. Behind them, TJD attempts to get Ernest to safety.
Chud !LezhyZp 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:42:44 № 14448397 [Quote]
>>14448340 The cured zombie and other zombie remains should be studied for soyence
SLF xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:48:15 № 14448458 [Quote]
>>14448397 we should loot the janny and mutts that we killed first before giving them to the agency doe. they could have useful raisin
Chud po!HTHsx 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:56:29 № 14448530 [Quote]
>>14448458 this and taking a minute to thank mr. fauci for giving us the vaccines
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 21:02:26 № 14448562 [Quote]
>>14448397 >>14448458 You stack the zombie remains, then loot them. You move the cured zombie near them. You thank Fauci for the vaccines, that can cure zombies.
Rolling
Evens = you find money, [post number]*10
3=you find a pocket knife
5,6,8 = you find "Pickaxes"
0=you find a gold coin
digits = you find "Pickaxes" and a gold coin
Kliksjak 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 21:19:39 № 14448753 [Quote]
having difficulties posting
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 21:21:23 № 14448776 [Quote]
taking short break o algo
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 21:25:02 № 14448826 [Quote]
>>14448753 because of catty wipe faggotry
>>14448768 talk to the now normal guy. hes alive so he was probably working or a bystander, that means you need to act quick before zombies rape more
Chuck 7D1hoNmp 12/16/25 (Tue) 22:11:13 № 14449515 [Quote]
>>14448826 Norman interviews the weird Albino dude.
>First, what's your name? <Jake O'Neal. >What is the last thing you witnessed before being turned into a zombie? <I… uh… I was in a concrete room. These green guys were doing experiments. Then these big mouthed creatures clawed me up really bad. So much blood left my body that my skin turned pale, then I went unconscious. What can be surmised from these statements? What other questions lead to useful info?
Chud Lokf^YGW 12/16/25 (Tue) 22:17:50 № 14449603 [Quote]
>>14449515 ask Jake what led up to him being in that concrete room, how he got there
Etan xJLFk1N6 12/16/25 (Tue) 22:47:10 № 14449942 [Quote]
>>14449914 ask him what he was in prison for
Glibblezorpson 9k68p17o 12/16/25 (Tue) 23:19:33 № 14450346 [Quote]
>>14450191 patrol surroundings for zomshitskins
Chud !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 01:08:01 № 14451453 [Quote]
>>14451296 How many zombies are there? And is backup coming
Glibblezorpson 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 01:29:46 № 14451708 [Quote]
>>14451453 Norman counts the zombies. He sees 10 but there are slightly more than that. With current supplies, he can only cure 3 of them. The rest need their heads exploded.
Norman has no backup during the assault, because he and his party were the only ones dispatched for the assault phase.
If he puts the all zombies back in their graves or cures them, his backup will be a cleanup team.
If he fails to contain the threat, then his backup will be a defense team.
Nojak !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 01:37:57 № 14451835 [Quote]
>>14451708 Can we pass a weapon to Jake so he can assist us? and oreos
Chud !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 01:46:26 № 14452021 [Quote]
>>14451835 Also we should save at least 1 vaccine in case one of our party members gets infected
Shotjak 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 01:47:31 № 14452034 [Quote]
>>14451835 sure but he can't join the party without replacing another. you'll also have to purchase another weapon from the agent market to give to him.
>>14452021 good idea.
Henry xJLFk1N6 12/17/25 (Wed) 01:48:40 № 14452051 [Quote]
>>14452034 nobaldi wants jake since hes a cheater and con artist. scream at the zombies to bring them closer, the gate is a gemmy safespot like in muh heckin' runescape eldrag boss battle to get rune armor
Chud !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 01:49:15 № 14452062 [Quote]
>>14452034 Ok then just have xim on standby for now.
Minion 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:00:11 № 14452265 [Quote]
>>14452051 >>14452062 The team has determined that the gate makes an excellent checkpoint.
Norman starts screaming at the zombies. They were not previously drawn to gunfire. It's uncertain whether other noises work.
Rolling (uncertainty)
Evens, except 0 = it works, need to roll 8 to get all of them, less numbers = less attracted
odds or 0 = it doesn't work, but 9 alone draws half of the horde
digits = all of them are attracted, you find a claymore near the gate…
Raisinskin eWDW9wuF 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:01:13 № 14452284 [Quote]
>>14452265 you summon brapgod to kill the zombies
Billy JXsSYsOe 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:05:07 № 14452360 [Quote]
>>14452265 fire a shot into the air to draw them out
Hunky Twink Sex Machine 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:13:05 № 14452506 [Quote]
>>14452360 Norman fires his revolvers in the air.
Rolling (semi-certain)
only digits or 9 attracts any zombies, because it was previously established they weren't drawn to gunfire or screaming fuggen jerdee
Schwab xJLFk1N6 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:16:25 № 14452573 [Quote]
>>14452556 check if Jake is eating the pears and tell him they are poisonous
Glowie 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:19:58 № 14452650 [Quote]
>>14452573 >Hey, Jake. Don't eat the pears. They're poisonous. <Okay. rolling
if digits, jake ate a pear and acks immediately
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:23:14 № 14452701 [Quote]
i just realized that dubs are like thrembo wtf is this chat
Chud !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:27:18 № 14452792 [Quote]
>>14452650 Take some rocks from the ground and throw them at the zombies
Dr. Soystein 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:44:38 № 14453119 [Quote]
>>14452792 Norman throws some rocks at the zombies.
Rolling
Evens, except 0 = he catches the attention of a few zombies
Digits = he catches all of their attention somehow
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/17/25 (Wed) 03:07:18 № 14453483 [Quote]
>>14453153 cant amerimutt shoot them from afar? hes a droid so he basically has scoped vision or something
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 03:27:16 № 14453807 [Quote]
>>14453483 I was urging the players to get a scope or a sniper rifle from the agent market, which is remotely accessible from any location. I apologize for poorly explaining that feature.
Mexiaryan xJLFk1N6 12/17/25 (Wed) 03:30:20 № 14453851 [Quote]
>>14453807 geg so why did we even go to the gun store
Chud !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 03:33:57 № 14453899 [Quote]
>>14453807 View what the agent store has in stock
Soytan 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 03:36:51 № 14453945 [Quote]
>>14453851 agent market lacks some of the cheap coal the gun store has
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 04:12:29 № 14454428 [Quote]
trying to brainstorm to make it less coal
Sidson 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 04:15:31 № 14454463 [Quote]
>>14453899 >>14454109 Norman views the sniper rifle and attachments sections of Agent Market. He has $1323. M700 Magpul is the only sniper he can afford, for $600. If he wants to be cheap he can put the scope on the revolver for $300.
More detail on items is offered if requested.
Punkjak 3ekQFtVs 12/17/25 (Wed) 04:17:14 № 14454484 [Quote]
>>14454463 buy the revolver and instantly use it to rob the gun store
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/17/25 (Wed) 04:23:49 № 14454551 [Quote]
>>14454484 retard we have the revolvers already.
>>14454463 just get the magpul
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 04:24:10 № 14454554 [Quote]
>>14454484 can't rob the agent market
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 04:53:53 № 14454861 [Quote]
locked in on m700, but have to pause, g'night 'teens
Kliksjak !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 14:02:11 № 14458769 [Quote]
Just woke up and bumping the thread
Bobo 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 14:36:12 № 14459127 [Quote]
please tell the retarded niggerbot that im not flooding
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 14:49:14 № 14459223 [Quote]
can't even say (you) fuck you niggerbot
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 14:53:50 № 14459259 [Quote]
>>14459220 reroll for the original number because i got 0
Yurjak 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 15:05:01 № 14459343 [Quote]
>>14459309 ill allow this but 1 post = 1 shot
>>14459220 roll for zombie 2
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/17/25 (Wed) 15:06:58 № 14459360 [Quote]
>>14459343 i mean its just 4 zombies do we really need to stretch this out to every single shot. seems like filler.
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 15:08:49 № 14459378 [Quote]
>>14459360 im trying to make it more interactive because realistically there's only one action to take
Platejak 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 15:21:07 № 14459517 [Quote]
>>14459220 roll for zombie 3
Retard 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 15:59:47 № 14460006 [Quote]
bump
Cirrus 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 16:57:08 № 14460747 [Quote]
go up
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/17/25 (Wed) 17:03:56 № 14460830 [Quote]
>>14459805 just shoot them so we get to fun parts
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 17:34:21 № 14461120 [Quote]
>>14460830 we have to roll for the combat or however it's an adventure/rpg/quest thread
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 17:38:38 № 14461175 [Quote]
>>14460830 it'd go by way quicker if we had more participants but i guess either my thread is coal or nobaldi likes adventure/quest threads anymore
Raisinskin xJLFk1N6 12/17/25 (Wed) 17:41:40 № 14461233 [Quote]
>>14461120 then heckin' roll chud
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 18:31:06 № 14461715 [Quote]
Norman takes two more shots, presumably finishing off the zombies. Their bodies are turned into pink mist.
+225 XP He adjusts the scope further inwards. 7 zombies at once would've been tough up close. The former security zombies are probably the toughest.
You roll This time, each reply tags 2 of them, for 3 total rolls. The first shot is rolled by this post. Details of rolls are from
>>14459220 . 3 shots until notice check.
Colorjak 12/17/25 (Wed) 19:21:19 № 14462312 [Quote]
bump
Ishish !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 20:15:07 № 14462844 [Quote]
>>14461715 Zombies 6 and 7
Chuck wBcp^EDj 12/17/25 (Wed) 20:21:01 № 14462911 [Quote]
>>14461175 idk whats going on dod
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 20:22:24 № 14462924 [Quote]
>>14462844 collateral, four zombies hit (4,5,6,7)
>>14462911 the players are rolling the damage and accuracy of the sniper shots
Plier wBcp^EDj 12/17/25 (Wed) 20:25:24 № 14462946 [Quote]
>>14462924 yeah but I have no idea why there are zombies and there are so many reppies and shit to go through
Chud !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 20:27:48 № 14462978 [Quote]
>>14462924 Shoot at zombies 2 and 4
Bobo 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 20:31:43 № 14463031 [Quote]
>>14462978 4 is already dead after the collateral, 3 will be picked instead
Sidson 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 20:32:40 № 14463041 [Quote]
okay next post is coming up
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 20:40:00 № 14463100 [Quote]
>>14463031 never mind 4 survived the collateral idk where i got 360 from
Award !LezhyZp 12/17/25 (Wed) 21:05:04 № 14463407 [Quote]
>>14463100 Have any zombies been finished yet? Shoot again at the highest number zombies left award
Nophono 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 21:13:50 № 14463511 [Quote]
>>14463407 roll considered for
>>14463506 , four zombies left in total
Chud 7D1hoNmp 12/17/25 (Wed) 21:56:34 № 14463854 [Quote]
bump
Chud wBcp^EDj 12/17/25 (Wed) 21:59:05 № 14463875 [Quote]
>>14463506 shoot zombies 1 and 2
Wewjak ^D2WKbb5 12/17/25 (Wed) 22:46:55 № 14464348 [Quote]
ID changed due to reset coal
Chud ^D2WKbb5 12/17/25 (Wed) 22:53:08 № 14464428 [Quote]
vote
Chud ^D2WKbb5 12/17/25 (Wed) 23:23:44 № 14464843 [Quote]
>>14464343 tiebreaker
if evens, strength
if odds, luck
Chud !LezhyZp 12/18/25 (Thu) 02:03:25 № 14466648 [Quote]
>>14465035 Investigate the building carefully
Award !LezhyZp 12/18/25 (Thu) 14:14:50 № 14471741 [Quote]
>>14466648 Bumping so thread doesn't ack or something award
Tyrone qvmmMPUA 12/18/25 (Thu) 14:23:37 № 14471827 [Quote]
>>14471741 Surely cheeseburger hours will make this an alive nigger burger, or however the patty is fried. chin up artDEITY sude
Tyrone ^D2WKbb5 12/18/25 (Thu) 16:53:17 № 14473178 [Quote]
taking a longer break from running the thread (at least a day)
Chud !LezhyZp 12/19/25 (Fri) 03:49:06 № 14480616 [Quote]
Multidimensional brap
Tyrone WoHV7Id9 12/19/25 (Fri) 12:17:33 № 14484495 [Quote]
When are we investigating?
Chud !LezhyZp 12/19/25 (Fri) 21:59:30 № 14489850 [Quote]
>>14484495 When OP gets back from xer break o algo
Jartycuck l0QOyq7S 12/20/25 (Sat) 01:35:25 № 14492286 [Quote]
Just came back, what have I missed so far?
Chud po!HTHsx 12/20/25 (Sat) 10:19:42 № 14496877 [Quote]
BVMP
Chud l0QOyq7S 12/20/25 (Sat) 16:29:24 № 14499401 [Quote]
Marge what did I miss?
Chud !LezhyZp 12/21/25 (Sun) 04:58:45 № 14506996 [Quote]
Gem thread when active doe
Meximutt po!HTHsx 12/21/25 (Sun) 16:32:29 № 14511995 [Quote]
bumpberg o algo
Thougher d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 21:23:17 № 14514401 [Quote]
re-opening but post response will be less frequent though
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 21:26:12 № 14514436 [Quote]
>>14466648 Norman decides the battle isn't over yet. He ACKs one of the zombies on the way to the funeral home. Inside, he finds what could potentially be the lab of the man that orchestrated the evil plot.
There's a zombified soldier and a chemlab set, between it is an empty coffin. How does Norman investigate this?
Chud !LezhyZp 12/21/25 (Sun) 21:32:17 № 14514493 [Quote]
>>14514436 Oh my soyence!! First check the room for traps or security cameras
Jartycuck d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 21:37:31 № 14514534 [Quote]
>>14514493 You check the room for traps.
Rolling (low perception)
6,8,0 = you find an important item
1,3 = you find a camera…
Rolling (luck)
Digits or 5 = you find a free pump shotgun
Slurpjak l0QOyq7S 12/21/25 (Sun) 21:43:54 № 14514588 [Quote]
>>14514552 Look at the lab set-up, check what's being made there
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 21:52:00 № 14514643 [Quote]
>>14514588 Norman investigates the chemlab set. He is familiar with these substances.
Rolling (medium int)
Evens = Norman figures out the purpose of the chemlab
Impjak d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 21:57:31 № 14514708 [Quote]
>>14514659 da joos gave the post ab odd number or some shiet
Chud eWDW9wuF 12/21/25 (Sun) 21:58:01 № 14514717 [Quote]
>>14514701 you steal some food from a nigger
Chud l0QOyq7S 12/21/25 (Sun) 21:59:29 № 14514737 [Quote]
>>14514701 Try searching for a book or something like that to find out further
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:03:44 № 14514773 [Quote]
>>14514717 Norman pressures the nigger to give him some food.
Daquarius says
>We still have that goyslop from earlier but idk if it's good or anythang. >>14514737 Norman opens the drawer.
Rolling (luck)
If evens or 5, he finds a gemmy notebook that gives him the rest of the info
Chud dw!3nKce 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:08:51 № 14514834 [Quote]
Drink the orange fluid
Chud !LezhyZp 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:08:55 № 14514836 [Quote]
>>14514821 Scrape some poop off your body and add it to a random beaker, then throw that beaker at the zombie
Rapeson l0QOyq7S 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:09:03 № 14514838 [Quote]
>>14514821 Have we checked that square thing below the window yet? Is that a computer o algo? Check whatever that is
Chud !LezhyZp 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:09:26 № 14514846 [Quote]
>>14514838 Do this first actually
Hornyson d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:14:46 № 14514888 [Quote]
>>14514834 >>14514836 >>14514838 >>14514846 Norman takes the orange flask and searches the coffin.
Rolling (perception and luck)
1,5,8 = he finds something hidden
Evens = he finds another type of item
Digits = he finds "Pickaxes"
Chud l0QOyq7S 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:18:43 № 14514919 [Quote]
>>14514888 Wait am I rolling or are (You) rolling?
Chud l0QOyq7S 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:22:43 № 14514950 [Quote]
>>14514932 Oh okay geg, wasn't sure how it worked for a second there
Chud eWDW9wuF 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:44:26 № 14515095 [Quote]
>>14515083 you use your pocket fent on the evil man
Minion d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:48:05 № 14515119 [Quote]
>>14515095 Norman throws pocket fent at the evil man.
Evens = doesn't reach him
If odds, the number will be how many turns it takes to knock him out because he's high
Chud !LezhyZp 12/21/25 (Sun) 22:53:10 № 14515165 [Quote]
>>14515131 Shoot the beakers and hope they spray xim with toxic chemicals
Fartycuck d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 23:00:44 № 14515218 [Quote]
>>14515165 TJD and Muttphono fire at the chems, hoping they harm the evil man
Rolling
[post number] * 3 * 2 shots = damage if it hits
Evens or 9 = they spray, roll effects
Odds below 4 = one of them hits the evil man, but they don't spray
other odds = two of them hit
Digits = chems react instantly
Chud !LezhyZp 12/21/25 (Sun) 23:09:14 № 14515285 [Quote]
>>14515275 Does fent affect zombies differently?
Npestajak d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 23:14:03 № 14515312 [Quote]
>>14515285 doesn't affect them
Chud !LezhyZp 12/21/25 (Sun) 23:34:47 № 14515423 [Quote]
>>14515318 Curb stomp that bitch
Amerimutt d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 23:43:04 № 14515480 [Quote]
>>14515423 Ernest places the zombie's on the platform, then performs a curb stomp.
Rolling (execution attempt + strength)
[post number]*24=damage
8,9=crit
digits = instakill on zombie
3,5,7=minicrit
odds=+stun and disfigured head
0,1 = zombie escapes or something
Chud wBcp^EDj 12/21/25 (Sun) 23:55:54 № 14515608 [Quote]
>>14515538 kick dat zombie bitch in de head mane
Hornyson d4DDiRKH 12/21/25 (Sun) 23:59:46 № 14515642 [Quote]
>>14515608 Ernest attempts to stomp on the zombie's head.
Rolling (weaker execution attempt + strength)
[post number]*12=damage
8,9=crit
digits = instakill on zombie
3,5,7=minicrit
odds=+stun and disfigured head
0 = it hecking misses
Chud !LezhyZp 12/22/25 (Mon) 00:01:25 № 14515652 [Quote]
>>14515642 Amerimutt can run over the zombie's legs too
Raisinskin eWDW9wuF 12/22/25 (Mon) 00:09:59 № 14515725 [Quote]
>>14515664 you twist the zombies head and eat its brain
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/22/25 (Mon) 00:10:16 № 14515727 [Quote]
>>14515652 The zombie smacks Ernest with his gunarm, dealing 20 damage.
Muttphono attempts to run over the zombie.
Rolling
[Post number] * 5 = damage
Evens = rolled over, dealing second wave of damage and stunning
Odds = bumps into zombie
Gigachad d4DDiRKH 12/22/25 (Mon) 00:15:52 № 14515784 [Quote]
>>14515725 The Mutt bumps into the zombie for a relatively meager 35 damage. Ernest tries to twist its head off and eat its brains.
Rolling
Evens = keep wrestling
Odds = get pushed over
Above 5 = break its neck for another damage roll
Digits = success, how could you tell?
Angryjak wBcp^EDj 12/22/25 (Mon) 00:17:12 № 14515797 [Quote]
EAT THEM ZOMBIE BRAINZ cuz they make you smarter o aglo
Poopson eWDW9wuF 12/22/25 (Mon) 00:20:09 № 14515821 [Quote]
>>14515816 >>14515816 call brapgod to come and sneak up on the zombie
Wojak oXAcra24 12/22/25 (Mon) 00:20:58 № 14515831 [Quote]
Hello I came from the Xitter thanks to the ShartyfartyShitterXitter account.
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/22/25 (Mon) 00:21:30 № 14515835 [Quote]
>>14515821 prompt doesn't fit story
Soyprano !LezhyZp 12/22/25 (Mon) 00:33:19 № 14515956 [Quote]
>>14515835 Ernest farts on the zombie
Chud !LezhyZp 12/22/25 (Mon) 01:45:10 № 14516591 [Quote]
>>14516018 Norman should tryand kick the pickaxe across the floor so the rest of the party can lobotomize the zombie
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/22/25 (Mon) 01:58:38 № 14516693 [Quote]
>>14516591 >Catch! Norman tosses "Pickaxes" to Ernest.
Rolling
Odds below 5 = friendly fire
other odds = prematurely attacks zombie
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/22/25 (Mon) 02:04:49 № 14516750 [Quote]
>>14516713 give them a vaccine to cure the zombie man. ernest will hold him off when hes normal
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/22/25 (Mon) 02:15:31 № 14516880 [Quote]
>>14516831 rush to the zombie to vax it while tyrone uses his expertise in the knockout game to knock the soyentist out cold after he turns back
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/22/25 (Mon) 02:21:32 № 14516926 [Quote]
>>14516880 Norman rushes to the zombie to vaxx xim, doing a tactical frontflip.
rolling (agility o algo)
Evens or digits = successful vaccination
Odds = stumble like a retard, fail, zombie attacks
Chud !LezhyZp 12/22/25 (Mon) 02:41:07 № 14517081 [Quote]
Put the gun and pickaxe in your inventory, and search the remains of the lab equipment
>>14517042 Jacobson l0QOyq7S 12/22/25 (Mon) 02:51:30 № 14517174 [Quote]
>>14517130 Check if anything needs to be done first, if nothing is left, then mission accomplished and head back to HQ o algo
Woahjack AlF93nzM 12/22/25 (Mon) 03:10:45 № 14517303 [Quote]
>>14517299 >2 votes nah imma do my own thing
Emmanuel d4DDiRKH 12/22/25 (Mon) 03:11:09 № 14517306 [Quote]
>>14517303 same as voting for nothing btw
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/22/25 (Mon) 03:37:08 № 14517443 [Quote]
3 minutes left to vote
Sidson d4DDiRKH 12/22/25 (Mon) 03:40:19 № 14517456 [Quote]
tough crowd
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/22/25 (Mon) 03:57:30 № 14517555 [Quote]
thread closing down for the night
Doctos Ng7NKjrs 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:33:40 № 14520297 [Quote]
>>14517555 Gemmy thread , hoping if you could continue Santa adventure soon so I can see more of ice mage chuddies
Blartjak po!HTHsx 12/22/25 (Mon) 17:19:08 № 14522715 [Quote]
>>14517545 For when this gemmy thread reopens, go to the break room, the 'arty needs reinvigoratin
Chud !LezhyZp 12/22/25 (Mon) 18:13:42 № 14523193 [Quote]
We can rest and eat Oreos
>>14522715 Chud eC9Zw8vQ 12/22/25 (Mon) 20:35:46 № 14524858 [Quote]
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>>14517545 Norman uses both his luck and intelligence to make chainsaw sword and shoulder cannon from the hecking pop culture references
Chugsjak PirUFbZV 12/22/25 (Mon) 20:42:21 № 14524940 [Quote]
>>14524858 If he succeed, he will the chainsaw sword to TJD since he requested for melee weapon earlier and shoulder cannon to muttphono
Chud PirUFbZV 12/22/25 (Mon) 20:43:41 № 14524957 [Quote]
>>14524930 It was raped by mainstream "fan" trying to insert female custodes so yeah
Cryboy po!HTHsx 12/22/25 (Mon) 20:54:55 № 14525094 [Quote]
>>14524957 and most probably will get even shittier in writing
Darkiplier po!HTHsx 12/22/25 (Mon) 20:57:11 № 14525130 [Quote]
if restructuring won't happen games workshop 40k will turn into the typical vantablack coal faggy goyslop every piece of mainstream SF has become
ElPerro 5Pm7gxpO 12/22/25 (Mon) 21:00:41 № 14525168 [Quote]
>>14524930 Its probably a 3rd party stl file so they need to avoid copyright otherwise gamesworkshop rapes them.
And primaris stunted this setting hard even tho i also heard about it first at 9th ed, but just saw the old DOW trailers an saw ho much cooler the firstbotn was
Gigafly !LezhyZp 12/23/25 (Tue) 03:14:46 № 14528875 [Quote]
Bumo
Glibblezorpson Bse0e7^u 12/23/25 (Tue) 19:38:17 № 14536415 [Quote]
Bump
Gigafly !LezhyZp 12/23/25 (Tue) 23:32:58 № 14539555 [Quote]
>>14539471 Eat Oreos or something
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:00:11 № 14539823 [Quote]
also the oreos costs $5 even doe sncfa
Goopjak WbjVGbyl 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:23:14 № 14539992 [Quote]
>>14539471 Feeling disappointed TJD decided to convince the janny to hand over the mop so he could use it as improvised melee
Lawrence xJLFk1N6 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:32:10 № 14540041 [Quote]
>>14539801 put random metal raisin into the microwave so it blows up and kills the guard so you get a free rifle
Marge d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:35:42 № 14540072 [Quote]
>>14539982 >>14539992 Norman feels pity for Ernest. He decides to design an exosuit for him while he recovers. If that fails he can probably ask the US Navy for some sort of prototype. He wants to create an Iron Man suit or some shiet but accepts any compromises.
Rolling (design, complicated process, mid INT)
If evens= successful blueprint creation
If digits, he designs a legendary set of armor (overpowered but surprisingly simple)
If above 5 and successful, it is high quality (+2 END, 15 DT, 20 DR, +2 STR, +2 AGL) and it can be made in a cave like the first iron man suit
If below 6 and successful, it is overcomplicated (high requirement), -5 AGL and lacks the END stat
Colorjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:42:49 № 14540137 [Quote]
>and oreos
Chud !LezhyZp 12/24/25 (Wed) 01:10:13 № 14540366 [Quote]
>>14540349 Act scared and run to pull the fire alarm like it was an accident
Kliksjak d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 01:22:07 № 14540481 [Quote]
prevented from posting once again due to some hidden bullshit probably
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/24/25 (Wed) 01:25:01 № 14540512 [Quote]
>>14540496 give the gun to daquarius since hes black so they cant search him and it would look weird if you had the rifle on you
Chud !LezhyZp 12/24/25 (Wed) 02:05:56 № 14540880 [Quote]
>>14540549 The microwave spontaneously created Antimatter or something though I don't understand the soyence
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 02:39:39 № 14541290 [Quote]
>>14540880 >What happened here? <The microwave created antimatter or something. Rolling (low chr easily debunkable)
4,6,digits = he believes the story
odds = he gets more suspicious of you!
Chuck JXsSYsOe 12/24/25 (Wed) 03:15:29 № 14541692 [Quote]
>>14541321 have Daquarius talk to him, he has higher charisma since hes like a cool black guy or something
Amerimutt wFszi2XJ 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:28:22 № 14542640 [Quote]
>>14541321 Norman attempt to debate him about how it was possible for microwave to create antimatter even if such thing isn't stated in the manual or something
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:31:37 № 14542668 [Quote]
>>14541692 >>14542640 if evens, first prompt
if odds, second prompt
Impjak d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:40:30 № 14542722 [Quote]
>>14541692 >>14542668 Norman gets Tyrone to talk to him.
>Look mane something wrong with dat microwave mane knowwhatimsaying? like it paranormal an shiet y'all should look into it or some shiet mane. knowwhatimsaying? Rolling (nigger charisma)
Evens = the doctor is convinced that the microwave is paranormal
1,3 = Daquarius gets arrested for a while and questioned independently
other odds = doctor doesn't understand comment at all
Etan VvhoQbbk 12/24/25 (Wed) 06:27:05 № 14542986 [Quote]
>>14542753 Norman immediately get to work finding material necessary to work on his blueprint , he went to security hoping to access their armoury.
Chud nCB2wBCU 12/24/25 (Wed) 08:30:47 № 14543801 [Quote]
Upbump
Impjak d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:39:00 № 14550632 [Quote]
>>14520297 sorry for ignoring your heckin' post im deliberating on if i should really continue that this year since it's been a year and most soyteens today are going to have marge moment
Soyak gHpfjHq9 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:54:28 № 14550857 [Quote]
can i join?
Dylanjak YHRWyDzj 12/24/25 (Wed) 22:01:05 № 14550954 [Quote]
>>14550632 I was around during the Santa cob adventures and remember quite a lot like the last bread ending because of the reply limit being reached for example
Brojak YHRWyDzj 12/24/25 (Wed) 22:05:57 № 14551024 [Quote]
>>14550632 I found out that they’re /chived/
https://soyjak.st/chive/thread/108754.html You should include this link if you decide to make a part 3 so the nuGODs can read up on it
Chud F0MLqNRk 12/24/25 (Wed) 22:49:44 № 14551522 [Quote]
>>14550857 Redundant question , just read the previous bread and this one to catch up
Hunky Twink Sex Machine k5Ad7wkx 12/25/25 (Thu) 01:57:50 № 14552984 [Quote]
HOHOHO! fuggen jerdee
Chud !LezhyZp 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:47:13 № 14553867 [Quote]
Are we gonna wait until the raisinass wordfilter is gone to continue the bread?
>>14551466 Chud OZKrBueR 12/26/25 (Fri) 18:00:56 № 14570453 [Quote]
>>14542753 We should go visit our ernesto to see how he is doing
Chud QJ3Ody7B 12/28/25 (Sun) 11:09:54 № 14592170 [Quote]
oyyyy bump this thread naoooo
Chud QJ3Ody7B 12/28/25 (Sun) 11:10:06 № 14592173 [Quote]
why is it dead, I want it to be ALIVE
Chud QJ3Ody7B 12/28/25 (Sun) 11:10:37 № 14592178 [Quote]
>>14570435 go to hospital o algorinos
Chud po!HTHsx 12/28/25 (Sun) 12:51:20 № 14593167 [Quote]
BUMP
Shotjak QJ3Ody7B 12/28/25 (Sun) 12:53:36 № 14593178 [Quote]
BUMP
Chud !LezhyZp 12/28/25 (Sun) 21:05:31 № 14598127 [Quote]
Bump bumpy
Chud 76kMJXW! 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:42:40 № 14603573 [Quote]
I wanna know what happens next
Femjak !LezhyZp 12/29/25 (Mon) 20:12:21 № 14610012 [Quote]
>>14603573 That's the point nigga
Slitherjak o3pKyylk 12/30/25 (Tue) 01:54:40 № 14614966 [Quote]
sorry dudes I've been doing other stuff
Chud !LezhyZp 12/30/25 (Tue) 17:04:55 № 14622935 [Quote]
>>14614966 Ok, don't let this get in the way of your personal life
Emmanuel sQUPpb9p 01/02/26 (Fri) 19:04:58 № 14667907 [Quote]
>>14436396 The thing is, Dr Pepper is a trademark, not a copyright. Trademark law is meant to protect someone's ability to distinguish their product from other products on the market, so the standard is "Can your trademark conceivably lead people to believe your product was actually made by the trademark owner who is claiming infringment". This is why someone could today start a gas station brand called McDonald's, they'd be in risky territory if they were called McDonald's and used a red and yellow color scheme, and they'd be absolutely in violation if they started selling a hamburger, fries and a little plastic toy as a "Jubilant Meal". It's a matter of degree, and there's no hard and fast line, but I think in your particular example you'd run afoul of trademark law because it's a similar name and a similar product to an established trademark. Where the line actually is, given the existence of Dr Thunder and other brands like it, is debatable, but I think it's pretty clear that you're over the line