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On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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>>14416203 (OP)You head towards the office
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>>14416342You enter the unmarked Soysylum office.
Dr. Obsession Brimstein greets you.
>Hola mi interviewees. Vamos.You enter the room. There is a Niggerbabble Translator 3000, which works both ways and expedites the interview process.
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OH. MY. FAUCI!!!!! ALREADY LEAKING MY XEO-CLITTY TO XHIS!!!!
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Agent so we can Kikemax
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>>14416744bump, please voote
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5 minutes
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>>14416744agent seems good. would vote but my ip got changed since last thread.
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>>14417328>>14416823>>14416744>>14416826Class Selected: AgentYou may access the Agent Market at any time, given that you're in good standing and employed at Soysylum…
You don a variation of your work clothes.
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>>14417441what the heckin' heck are my salary and bonuses? do i get dental?
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>>14417678>I have a question: How much do I get paid… more importantly, do I get free dental?^Yes, you get free dental. You also get a 401K, insurance, etc. You receive a daily wage of $100 - I mean $125. Most of the money you make will be from missions. We have a sign-on bonus of $625, which you may receive immediately.^Anyways, welcome to the Soysylum. We have a company taxi that can take you to the main site, or to the gun store.You now have $825.
Although you have the Agent Market, the Gun Store has some lower quality, cheaper, citizen-legal weapons. Otherwise, you can save your money for later and go to the Soysylum now.
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fighting cattywipe
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bump
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>>14418294You ask Brimstein who will pay you.
^It is all automated. You may talk to the site administrator about your pay, but he's a hard man to persuade! By the way, this man is not called Dr. Soystein. He is a different man.+600 XP (500+100 from 4 INT)
Leveled up twice!Vote for two stats to enhance. Top 2 will win, or we'll have a random tiebreaker.
You visit the gun store. The 1 Charisma gives you a small barter-borne discount. This'll be applied after purchasing a civilian-legal firearm.
You also have 2 Browning Hi-Powers in your inventory. This should sell for 25% of the purchase price (50 dollars), if you choose to do so.
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Playing CK3 with friends tonight so I can't join in for the time being but it was gemmy!
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>>14418903cool have a great night
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note that it's multiple choice - you can vote for as many as you'd like
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>>14418842buy eight revolvers because you so someone in a move once somehow hold 8 guns at the same time for more fire power. you went to university afterall right?
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>>14419027this has a chance of working somehow but it'll be just as likely to screw the party over
if evens, ill accept the prompt…
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>>14419261go outside and find something
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>>14419348Is there anything we can do rn apart from getting a quest?
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>>14419372not really for now besides doing sandbox stuff
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>>14418292
misunderstood the prompt. missions are done in a special room in the soysylum.
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>>14419348ask ernest if he wants a gun or knows how to use one. also check what amerimutt uses as a weapon
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>>14419687You hand Ernest one of the Brownings.
>Thanks, boss. I'm not sure if I really should, but thanks…You check Muttphono's weapons. He presents a 6 foot long tentacle, which is a vestige of Nophono's torso.
He says
<Give me gun or something.Ernest says
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>>14419880geg forgot to give objective yeah give the gun to mutt instead
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>>14419880Ernest does not need a gun
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>>14420047>>14420267You give the Muttdroid the gun.
<This is what freedom looks like, yeah.Brimstein says
>Eh gringos let's vamo to the asoylum o algo.You also spot a gym and the shart mart if you want to ruin somebody's day or some shiet, or you can stick to the plan.
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>>14420495You go to the Gym. You don't feel inclined to train here. It probably won't help your stats due to how the XP and leveling works.
A peculiar man motions to you.
>Hey, you guys doing a tour?It's Etan Sreggih, the estranged brother of Nate Higgers. He SHOULD be in New York City. What is he doing in this podunk?
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>>14420878ask him what hes doing
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>>14420878we ask etan what hes doing he tells us hes here to pick up his estranger brother nate higgers from the asylum his parents sent him there 1 months ago because he wouldnt stop talking about something called "Jarde" and kept talking about discord something called a esl fnf pedo and "splinters"
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>>14420878Ask him what he's doing here and bring up that he should be in New York
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>>14420921kys nigger you arent making the story but OP is
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>>14420921>>14420495good prompts because they lead somewhere and aren't just forcing something then dipping next minute
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>>14420954its setting up for a another character join the party on their journey to the asylum with a clear established motive or however the fries are made
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>>14420878notice how the mirror isnt reflecting anything and it could be a portal to another reality
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>>14420917>>14420921>>14420934>>14420990You ask Etan why he's here, and not in New York.
>It's a personal matter. You know about the local facility?^es el soysylum? we trabajo at there no mame guey tell us about please!>Well, anyway, my brother's locked in there. My family told me to pick him up because he doesn't have a car. It turns out they have to do massive amounts of paper work! I rented a trailer and I'm working out. I don't really like this town. Can you all resolve this for me? Thanks!You hyperfocus on the mirror, and how bizarre it looks… It's reflecting things incorrectly. You think that you can jump through it. The intrusive thoughts take ahold.
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>>14421102try jumping through it hope it doesnt just shatter and you have to pay for the gym window
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>>14421102Ask about the mirror
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>>14421117dont ask. jump.
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>>14421125What if something bad happens o algo
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>>14421138there wont, it will be a mirror like in retro mario! just like how he jumps into paintings and mirrors to go into new worlds! thats heckin cool and nothing bad can happen!
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>>14421117Ask about the jager instead
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>>14421152his sanity is gonna go down
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>>14421159ermmm… how would being able to live like mario in my heckin' bing bing wahoo consoles bring sanity down exactly? it should bring it up to be honest!
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>>14421166MY LIFE IS LIKE A HECKIN VIDEO GAME AWESOMERINO
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>>14421112>>14421117>>14421125>>14421138>>14421152>>14421159>>14421166>>14421176You ask about the mirror, taking a few steps towards it.
<It's a perfectly normal mirror, Norman!>No. It. Isn't!Norman sprints towards the mirror and dropkicks it……
Rolling
Evens above 5 = it reveals something sinister
Odds above 5 = it reveals something paranormal and sinister
Digits = you wrap around the screen
otherwise, roll the mirror's integrity…
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>>14421467ITS JUST LIKE MY HECKIN LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR
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>>14421626SAY od u fi tnelyos eerf uoy evig lliw ew ?esaelp yduts rof su htiw emoc uoy fo eno nac mmu ti naem tndid i yrros mi
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>>14421649Norman tries his best to negotiate with them…
>od u fi tnelyos eerf uoy evig lliw ew ?esaelp yduts rof su htiw emoc uoy fo eno nac mmu ti naem tndid i yrros miThat is, he apologizes and offers them soylent, if one of them volunteers, in their chiral English.
rolling (low charisma)
if evens, except 4, they relent
if 5 or 7, they relent
if above 4, except for 9, they agree
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i didn't fvckine supersage
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try talking to them again
?yrutnec ts12 evissergorp eht ni su fo tser eht nioj naht sduhc lecni nahc4 live eb rehtar uoy dluow cibohpomoh dna cibohpsnart ,tsicar yrev si ymonotua dna modeerf tub hgU im trans btw
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>>14421856raped by nameroll so we get negative charisma geg
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>>14421856You attempt to win them over using some fallacy or some shiet:
>wtb snart mi ?yrutnec ts12 evissergorp eht ni su fo tser eht nioj naht sduhc lecni nahc4 live eb rehtar uoy dluow cibohpomoh dna cibohpsnart ,tsicar yrev si ymonotua dna modeerf tub hgURolling
Evens or digits = they don't want to be teansphobic racist 4chin incels so they take the va-i mean haul themselves off to the Soysylum
below 6 = you accidentally lose 50 sanity by speaking too much of their language
descending numbers = norman goes schizo but they do haul themselves off
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>descending numbers
marge? so something like 54 would have triggered it?
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>>14421968also we have high int and isnt there something in fallout where you can avoid being brainwashed or psychologically affected if you have high int? i never played it i only played stalker since its a whiter game with Monolith
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>>14421968that would but it's 45
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>>14422015i played some fallout and never encountered that but in this adventure high int does increase the sanity cap
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>>14422054We should just let Brimstein deal with them making him unaviable for a while. Norman does some sets in the gym to try and increase hie STR stat then he leaves for the asylum
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>>14422054since you are using logical fallacies anyway, appeal to power by showing off what your guns can do by firing off an octowield series of shot at the ceiling or something
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bumo
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how is this on page 1
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>>14422080>>14422071>>14422080>>14422071Norman smirks.
>Oh, well. Even if it doesn't make you transphobic… You should listen to me anyways, because, well…<?gniyas ognirg ese se ftw¿BOOM!
>Look at my volley of rounds! I have the appeal to power, baby!Evens, except 8 = they are scared off
odds, except 9 = they attack
digits, 8 or 9, they go to the soysolum out of fear
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>>14422507smugly say "bet you feel heckin' scared now, huh?"
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>>14422618it was an odd number unfortunately
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shiet forgot to nigg the insanity and flip the screen o algo
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>>14422777use octowield to beat them with your pistol grip so you dont really kill them. yell out "WERE NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOURE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH US!" in your soyrage from them selfishly attacking you first without telegraphing their attack like decent human beings
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>>14422884You yell
>WE'RE NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH US!With all your might, then whip them with the power of 8 pistol whips. Non-lethal. :)
Rolling (low strength but 8 pistol whips)
[post number] * 2 * 8 = damage
evens or 5 = +stun
8,9,digits = +knockout
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>>14423476wait only one is attacking i copy pasted like a lazy nigger
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>>14423539HE CANT HECKIN HURT ERNEST. TACKLE HIM AND TRY TO TELL EVERYONE TO JUMP ON HIM SO HE GETS FLATTENED.
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>>14423559Norman yells
>You can mess with me, but don't mess with Ernest! PMUJ NO SIHT RECKUFREMOTH!He accidentally butchers the reverse chiro speech command.
Rolling
Evens or digits = everyone understands, party dogpiles the scumbag
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>>14423734marge? didnt you say there was only 1 left that wasnt knocked out and we just crushed him? award
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>>14423761Muttphono pinned down one of them. The previous "last remaining" is the "only one who could attack"
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>>14423839if we attack them for no reason, then we are no worse than them…. STOP THE VIOLENCE
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>>14423849You tell Muttphono:
>.meht naht retteb on era ew, doolb dloc ni ,siht ekil mix etucexe uoy fIHe releases the chiral.
The Chiral says
>Thank you…You suppose that all the Chiral are neutralized in one way or the other. You're still faced with the problem of having a language barrier… How do you proceed?
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>>14423937Pull out your phone to easily translate what the Chiral say o algo
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>>14424030the problem isn't communicating with the chiral people, it's communicating with regular people, because your main language you speak and hear is reverse English right now.
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>>14424112Marge I just got back, what the fuck happened since i've been gone?
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>>14424122Jumping in the mirror revealed that it was a really a pocket dimension controlled by chiral people. Players tried to reason with them, but this causes Norman's language to get screwed up. Then, the party was forced to fight the chiral. We're currently in the aftermath of that.
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>>14424153Oh, yeah I got no clue what to do then geg
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>>14424159it should be temporary like when norman gained weight but curing it makes things easier
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>>14423937we need meds NOW.
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>>14424198Norman calmly explains in reverse (from his perspective) that he needs to take some meds.
Obsession Brimstein gives him meds. +25 sanity
Rolling (not the intended solution)
Digits, evens, except 4 or 8 = the meds work
1,5,9 = the duration of the issue is shortened, similar effects are to be expected from subsequent meds
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>>14424360What's in our inventory?
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>>14424370You check your party's inventory.
It does not have meds, only Brimstein, who isn't in the party.
You have:
>Goyslop>2 Browning Hi-Powers>8 SNS Revolvers (octowield)>Drugs, opioid painkiller>Pipebomb №14424432[Quote]
>>14424421Try the opioid painkiller
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>>14424432Norman takes the Opioid painkiller, which is different from meds.
+2 Endurance +25 armor +25 health (only the health boost is permanent, the rest lasts 5 turns) +10 sanity
Rolling (not the intended solution, less likely to treat psychological issues)
5,9,digits=painkillers cure the condition
1,3=you get addicted
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>>14424644use the fact that you still like one of them to your advantage by interrogating the one you had spared, and inform him of your language problem situation
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>>14424669still talk like one of them*
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>>14424644Dual wield you hi-powers (and break your hands in the process)
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>>14424669>>14424671You begin to interrogate the only conscious Chiral person about your condition.
>Okay, so we've established that you speak in reverse, and that trying to speak your reverse language gives me this disease… but how do I cure it?Rolling
If evens, he reveals the intended solution, due to the epic soyence the chiral people do or something
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>>14424703they're 9mm and norman is already quadwielding like a giga
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probably done for the night but bumping for euro hours
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>>14425437crying on irc to loop it again
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up
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>>14428526pretend to be like walter white in the ending scene of breaking bad and put your hand on the officers shoulder before collapsing on the floor
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>>14428881Norman can't understand whatever the officer cosplayer just said. He just nods and places his hand on the officer agent's shoulder.
Norman collapses and goes unconscious…
Soon, he wakes up in the hospital. At least 8 hours have passed, considering that it's nighttime. The television plays adult swim kino.
Dr. Obsession Brimstein watches over him, using the Niggerbabble Translator 3000.
^Greetings, Norman. I think you're awake. We have resolved everything. Hopefully, the Chiral language has run out of your system. Regardless, this translator compensates for that.Rolling
Evens = the effects have worn off
Odds = effects haven't worn off but the translator still helps
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>>14429669Call for jager so you could ribbit in a rally
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>>14429677Norman searches for Jager's contact.
Rolling
Evens = he can call jager, introducing him to the story
odds = google is a coal search engine, making the effort unsuccessful
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bump
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are you there award
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dnb
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>>14430060Ask what happened to the chiral people and if there will be a money reward if we bring them to the soysylum
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>>14430060ask him if he has any shekels
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>>14432250Norman tilts up, in a position between sitting and lying down.
>What happened to the Chiral People?^They have been secured by Soysylum personnel and are currently being studied. You have discovered a new patient. Only one of the Chiral People were killed during the incident. Good job.>How much do I get paid for this mission?^That was a mission? I understand now, what you did was very similar to a mission. The typical mission pay is $1000, due to the very hazardous nature of missions. You get $1250 as an agent.You now have 1355 dollars.
Level upYou gain 500 XP for capturing the Chiral People, and 100 XP for helping take out two of them non-lethally.
You reach level 14. Pick a stat to increase by 1.
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>>14432699considering perception is pretty behind, either that or strength
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>>14432699we dont need int and for strength we have ernest since xhes the tank. we are already going to use guns. we should increase our agility for better dodging and better gun use.
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>>14432807perception is for not missing and critical chance, if I am not mistaken
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but I can't remember if we ever had that problem
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>>14432832its for seeing things like in dnd but i never played fallout so i am not sure. OP said before agility is good for guns.
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>>14432845alright I change my vote to agility
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>>14432832it does that in fallout 4. i guess that makes sense. in the adventure i primarily intended it to affect explosives and energy weapons, and allow norman to gain a sixth sense when it's high enough.
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>>14432884i didnt get to vote in time so agility.
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>>14432884never played fagout 4, fallout 1 on the other hand is pretty gemmy
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>>14432881>>14432888ok two votes for agility -1 for perception. agility it is
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>>14432975while i was out, did drumpf die?
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>>14432904the stats are based on pre-fallout 4 special anyway
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>>14432975let's get back to our party
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>>14433081You exit the room to see your party, who were giving you space.
<Welcome back Norman. I heard you recovered?Brimstein enters the hall.
<senors i think it time for tour. follow me into elevator, yes?<Can we see the reverse people?<no yet. we wait for studies of scientists to be done to them. then we see them in containment cells.Brimstein continues:
<we are on segundo piso. we go to primero piso.Does Norman interject, or do we start a tour?
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>>14433494<here es el elevator. por some reason no one want to go with me. on segundo piso (second floor) we have the everyday evil retards.<here es el floor layout. 8 floors, y uno basement floor. authenticacion por most of them. very few has access to all of them, which one of es mi.<de primero pisa, we have more everyday stuff. teenagers who try to hurt themself. sociopaths who stirred up too much trouble with la familia. ellos no criminals. ellos are also retarded.<here es el mission room. tu respond to calls from here. when you're ready, you go here. remember they are danger zone but finding threat is necessity for soysylum operacion.<now i go find map. and give them. because you have knowledge of basic.Ernest asks
>Norman, did you catch anything he said…? Cuz I didn't.Daquarius says
^Ay bruh don't be racist.Ernest says
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>>14434090use your high int to translate to ernest so he can learn glorious indigenous bipoc culture that was here in america before the evil white people like him and you came
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>>14434335Norman translates it, but not without additional lecture
>Erm okay sweaty. So, basically, you need to check your privilege. Second, he is speaking Spanglish, because white society has marginalized the latinx. I'll translate it because you need to be educated, chud!
>He said that there are 8 floors and a basement, which are locked off based on the user's level of access. On the second floor, are the criminally insane. On the first floor, are the people that need therapy, but don't need to be institutionalized. I don't know about any other floors yet.>We are currently in the mission room, where we go on missions to protect the Soysylum from external threats.
>Now, while he goes find the map, ponder about the indigenous and how they were here first before the whites stole their land and conquered them, turning their lands into capitalism.Brimstein returns with the maps.
<okay senors. i got map. to our east is also cemetery, is filled with many asoylum personnel and coal class.The maps will help the party navigate the Soysylum.
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>>14434771 where are the gender neutral bathrooms for the LGBT folx
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>>14434863they are in every other section of the soysylum
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>>14434963Find a sproke vending machine and buy a can
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>>14435624check what else the machine offers
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>>14436050The machine has 7 other varieties of drinks, all of which are inferior to Sproke. Only the water piques your interest… on second thought, $4 water is coal. Might as well drink
tap water.
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>>14436344dr fanta? pepper? are these heckin' offbrand copyright infringements? is your sproke even real?
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>>14436396it's a hallucination chud…
or something.
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>>14436499examine your sproke just in case
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>>14436596Norman examines the """""Sproke""""". He chews it.
Rolling
Evens = mouth bleeding, ouch… -sanity -health
odds = it's a fake sproke, and a bomb that donald trump sent after me because there's no escape from the gangster police state!
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>>14436888Triple digits or something gotta mean something
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>>14436978go to the chapel to pray to fauci since you are yet to do that today
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>>14436396also geg by "real" i meant to check if its not a ripoff posing as a sproke namebrand, since i heard americans have "dr perky" and other funny ripoffs of dr pepper. i guess you thought i meant real as in the concept of reality
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>>14436984>>14436984>>14437066Norman reasons with himself. Three 8's gotta mean something. He gets 8 water bottles for 48 dollars. The perfect amount of water. 128 ounces to stay hydrated or he can drink TAP WATER.
Daquarius (TJD) asks
>Hey man, you straight?Norman replies
>I need to pray to Fauci.They head to the chapel.
The priest replies
>Welcome, beloved, to the coexist chapel, where any religion is allowed.Daquarius says
<Nigga what is this bologna. You caint just be all religions an shiet. Pick one.>Well, erm… We just coexist.<That don't make no sense nigga.Well at least they'll accept your weird soy psuedoreligion.
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>>14437336donate the water to the church's starving lesothean children donation box as penance for your internalized racism and transphobia against the indian at the college campus since you assumed hes a rapist and assumed that a man cant have a purse
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I just wanted to say thanks OP. I tried to start this up again a year ago(It was called retake the soysylum if anyone remembers) and I actually got pretty far, but lost steam.
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>>14437402Norman says
>First, I'm donating to the starving lesotho children fund. 8 water bottles.>This is because of my internalized racism and transphobia. I ruined an Indian person's life because of my whiteness and privelege.The Coexist priest says
<Sorry to hear that you committed these sins. The Lesotho children will smile upon this water. Feel free to pray wherever you want.Norman begins praying.
>Dear Fauci, if you can hear us, please save us Fauci… Give us vaccines.Rolling
Evens or digits, Fauci arrives…
Odds, he doesn't arrive., how could you tell?
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>>14437552>making a soysylum adventure threadthat's cool. i think i missed it unfortunately but i would've loved to see it.
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bump
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>>14437709Ask for vaccines against the chirality thing so your whole party can be immune
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>>14438396Dr. Fauci vaxxes your entire party against the Chiral.
New PerkYou are now immune to Chiral-related diseases. You also have a +25% chance to be immune to other paranormal diseases.
^Never will speaking reverse English mess with your mind again. Anything else? №14438551[Quote]
>>14438493ask him his opinion on us. he can be honest.
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Is OP an Amerimutt or why in the science isnt it updating? or something
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lets goo
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>>14440777yes but nobody replies during prime euro/asia hours anyway
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bump
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bvmp
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>>14438634shake dr faucis hands or something and then we make a move
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>>14442236Norman shakes Dr. Fauci's hand. It's time to make a move.
>Fauci, can you get management to do us a favor?Rolling
Evens = one free favor
Odds = no free favor
Digits = many free favors
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>>14442345Go back to the mission room and check if there are any available missions.
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>>14442352You go to the mission room and hit the refresh button. Something is happening at the Soysylum…
Rolling
0,1 = mission a
2,3 = mission b
4,5 = mission c
6,7 = mission d
8,9 = refer to previous digit, repeat until we hit something else
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bump
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this is the slowest reply rate and highest self bump rate that any of my adventure threads have ever had.
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>>14442457lets go to the heckin' heck cemetery
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>>14444173You arrive to the cemetery. In front of the gates is the poisonous pear tree. Behind the gates is at least 10 zombies. One of them is trying to climb the sign.
Only your party has responded. Security is nowhere to be seen. They'll probably arrive once the zombies get out.
You hear some squeaks, separate from the zombie…
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>>14444764throw a pear at it before it climbs out, just like in that epic bullethell game Gem Defenders!
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>>14444764Science hasnt prooved the existence of zombies yet somthing or somephono is in the background. After we solve this we should check past records on zombies as soyence just simply doesnt support them
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>>14444913Norman picks up the pear and tosses it towards the zombie.
He hears a tiny squeak, saying
>NOOOOOOoooo….Rolling
Evens = miss
Odds = hit, reroll for effect
Digits = zombie gets hurt and immobilized
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>>14445426throw another pear. they are closer and a larger target now
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>>14445426Check your inventory for items to use, and add a few pears to use later
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>>14445484Take a shit and roll around in it so that the zombie doesn't recognise your human scent
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soulless
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>>14445460>>14445495You check your inventory:
>Goyslop>Droyd-Grade Fentanyl>4 Generic Vaccines>Smart Phone<Weapons>8 Saturday Night Special revolvers>2 Browning pistols>PipebombNone of it seems useful for stealth. You collect a few pears to throw at the zombies.
Ballistically, they're less useful than throwing a rock, but you're betting on the zombies eating them and getting poisoned. Do you still use your turn to throw another pear?
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>>14445575Take a SHIT and roll around in it so that it doesn't recognise your scent. and oreos
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>>14445582Norman takes a shit and rolls on the ground, covering himself in caca camo. -20 sanity
Rolling
Above 5 = increases dodge against zombies
Above 7 = decreases zombie aggro range
Digits = invisible to zombies
Odds = lose an additional 20 sanity, overlaps with other conditions
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>>14445903this beatiful mortally challenged immigrant is just like muh heckin' wholesome chungus mexicans protestin the american NAZIs guysss
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>>14446060make Norman dodge back and let the mutt and the negro fire at that undead foo'
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>>14446060Throw some of your caca at the zombie's face to try to blind it
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>>14446090Norman does a cartwheel and orders the Muttdroid and the TJD to fire ay the zombie.
Rolling
[post number]*3*2shots+(muttdroid's high guns level/agility)[post number]*4*2shots=damage
odds=half shots miss, override other outcomes
digits,9=crit
6,7,8=minicrit
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>>14446208What are the chances of the zombie slipping on the poop and breaking his neck
№14446408[Quote]
The gunfire does 168 damage to the zombie, due to earning a minicrit.
It shambles towards the party.
Rolling
[post number] * 5 = damage
Evens,1,3=can't travel
digits,7 = slips on poop and breaks xis neck
>>14446324above 5 = more zombies are summoned by gunfire, add 1 for each number above 5
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>>14446568Alright the muttdroid at the front, so that Norman and Tyrone can take cover behind him while they shoot, Ernesto will move in postion so he can flank the zog zombie
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>>14446568come up to the zombie and do a heckin The Walking Dead reference by shooting the lone zombie in the head with all of your revolvers at once
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>>14446615>>14446620Muttdroid takes the front, shielding TJD and Norman from the zombies.
Ernest runs up to the gate, ready to flank the gate zombies.
Norman says
>I'm sorry this happened to you.Just like Rick from Walking Dead, then performs a point blank headshot against the lone zombie.
Rolling
[post number]*3*8*[crit]=damage
digits= execute current zombie then deadshot the remaining zombies, 8 shots divided among them with the same damage output
evens=keep other stuff but reroll zombie's chances to climb over
odds=zombies do not climb over
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Holy shit I missed so much
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>>14447187Hobo goes ape mode and tries to decapitate the zombie with his own two hands
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>>14447204>>14447215Norman, MuttDroid, and Daquarius fire at the Janny zombie, while Ernest the Hobo attempts to decapitate the zombie using his bare hands.
Rolling
(incomprehensible numbers or something)
[post number]*3*18 + [post number]*4*2shots = damage
odds=half shots miss
digits,9=crit
6,7,8=minicrit
(ernest)
[post number]*5*3=damage
8,9,digits=crit
5=minicrit
odds=+stun
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rape them
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>>14447639Hobo starts speakig to the dead in the tongue of phent to try and get information out of him
№14447669[Quote]
>>14447662that sounds better
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>>14447656>>14447662>>14447669>>14447673Ernest attempts to make contact with the zombie, tongue of phent.
<Errrrgh urrrgh errrrm… AAAAAAHHHHH!Rolling
Evens (except 0) or digits = zombie begins talking with Ernest. Extracts surrender and info.
№14447897[Quote]
>>14447882give fent. the zombie is a smaller target and is covered by iron/stone so shooting it right now would be retarded.
№14447953[Quote]
>>14447897Norman gives a slight overdose, or about 3 grains, of fentanyl to Ernest, so he can speak the language better.
Reroll
Evens (except 0) or digits = Ernest can speak it now, extracts surrender and info.
1,3 = he is too high now, and can't fight for 10 turns
№14447959[Quote]
we 100% need more points into luck this is garbage performance
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>>14448011Use a vaccine on the zombie
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>>14447998i counted it up before and we had a 60% of winning and we still got raped.
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>>14448011give em a dose of the fauci special if he didn't already have one though
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>>14448041make the mutt run into the zombie to push him back
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>>14448041vaccinate the zombie to turn him normal while tjd gets ernest away
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>>14448049I don't think we are fast enough
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>>14448071everybaldi in the party gets to make a move doebeit so mutt will charge and make room while ernest is moved and then we vaxmax the zombie
№14448177[Quote]
Just as the zombie stands up, Muttphono pins his body against the gate. Norman rushes in with the generic vaccine. Behind them, TJD attempts to get Ernest to safety.
Rolling
Evens,7,9, the zombie stays pinned
Above 4 = Ernest is recovered to safety.
8,9,digits = the zombie is cured of xis zombieism using soyence, repeatable
5,6,7 = the vaxx redeads the zombie, repeatable
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>>14448340The cured zombie and other zombie remains should be studied for soyence
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>>14448397we should loot the janny and mutts that we killed first before giving them to the agency doe. they could have useful raisin
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>>14448458this and taking a minute to thank mr. fauci for giving us the vaccines
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>>14448397>>14448458You stack the zombie remains, then loot them. You move the cured zombie near them. You thank Fauci for the vaccines, that can cure zombies.
Rolling
Evens = you find money, [post number]*10
3=you find a pocket knife
5,6,8 = you find "Pickaxes"
0=you find a gold coin
digits = you find "Pickaxes" and a gold coin
№14448753[Quote]
having difficulties posting
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taking short break o algo
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>>14448753because of catty wipe faggotry
>>14448768talk to the now normal guy. hes alive so he was probably working or a bystander, that means you need to act quick before zombies rape more
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>>14448826Norman interviews the weird Albino dude.
>First, what's your name?<Jake O'Neal.>What is the last thing you witnessed before being turned into a zombie?<I… uh… I was in a concrete room. These green guys were doing experiments. Then these big mouthed creatures clawed me up really bad. So much blood left my body that my skin turned pale, then I went unconscious.What can be surmised from these statements? What other questions lead to useful info?
№14449603[Quote]
>>14449515ask Jake what led up to him being in that concrete room, how he got there
№14449942[Quote]
>>14449914ask him what he was in prison for
№14450346[Quote]
>>14450191patrol surroundings for zomshitskins
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>>14451296How many zombies are there? And is backup coming
№14451708[Quote]
>>14451453Norman counts the zombies. He sees 10 but there are slightly more than that. With current supplies, he can only cure 3 of them. The rest need their heads exploded.
Norman has no backup during the assault, because he and his party were the only ones dispatched for the assault phase.
If he puts the all zombies back in their graves or cures them, his backup will be a cleanup team.
If he fails to contain the threat, then his backup will be a defense team.
№14451835[Quote]
>>14451708Can we pass a weapon to Jake so he can assist us? and oreos
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>>14451835Also we should save at least 1 vaccine in case one of our party members gets infected
№14452034[Quote]
>>14451835sure but he can't join the party without replacing another. you'll also have to purchase another weapon from the agent market to give to him.
>>14452021good idea.
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>>14452034nobaldi wants jake since hes a cheater and con artist. scream at the zombies to bring them closer, the gate is a gemmy safespot like in muh heckin' runescape eldrag boss battle to get rune armor
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>>14452034Ok then just have xim on standby for now.
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>>14452051>>14452062The team has determined that the gate makes an excellent checkpoint.
Norman starts screaming at the zombies. They were not previously drawn to gunfire. It's uncertain whether other noises work.
Rolling (uncertainty)
Evens, except 0 = it works, need to roll 8 to get all of them, less numbers = less attracted
odds or 0 = it doesn't work, but 9 alone draws half of the horde
digits = all of them are attracted, you find a claymore near the gate…
№14452284[Quote]
>>14452265you summon brapgod to kill the zombies
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>>14452265fire a shot into the air to draw them out
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>>14452360Norman fires his revolvers in the air.
Rolling (semi-certain)
only digits or 9 attracts any zombies, because it was previously established they weren't drawn to gunfire or screaming fuggen jerdee
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>>14452556check if Jake is eating the pears and tell him they are poisonous
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>>14452573>Hey, Jake. Don't eat the pears. They're poisonous.<Okay.rolling
if digits, jake ate a pear and acks immediately
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i just realized that dubs are like thrembo wtf is this chat
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>>14452650Take some rocks from the ground and throw them at the zombies
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>>14452792Norman throws some rocks at the zombies.
Rolling
Evens, except 0 = he catches the attention of a few zombies
Digits = he catches all of their attention somehow
№14453483[Quote]
>>14453153cant amerimutt shoot them from afar? hes a droid so he basically has scoped vision or something
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>>14453483I was urging the players to get a scope or a sniper rifle from the agent market, which is remotely accessible from any location. I apologize for poorly explaining that feature.
№14453851[Quote]
>>14453807geg so why did we even go to the gun store
№14453899[Quote]
>>14453807View what the agent store has in stock
№14453945[Quote]
>>14453851agent market lacks some of the cheap coal the gun store has
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trying to brainstorm to make it less coal
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>>14453899>>14454109Norman views the sniper rifle and attachments sections of Agent Market. He has $1323. M700 Magpul is the only sniper he can afford, for $600. If he wants to be cheap he can put the scope on the revolver for $300.
More detail on items is offered if requested.
№14454484[Quote]
>>14454463buy the revolver and instantly use it to rob the gun store
№14454551[Quote]
>>14454484retard we have the revolvers already.
>>14454463just get the magpul
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>>14454484can't rob the agent market
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locked in on m700, but have to pause, g'night 'teens
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Just woke up and bumping the thread
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please tell the retarded niggerbot that im not flooding
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can't even say (you) fuck you niggerbot
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>>14459220reroll for the original number because i got 0
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>>14459309ill allow this but 1 post = 1 shot
>>14459220roll for zombie 2
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>>14459343i mean its just 4 zombies do we really need to stretch this out to every single shot. seems like filler.
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>>14459360im trying to make it more interactive because realistically there's only one action to take
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>>14459220roll for zombie 3
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bump
№14460747[Quote]
go up
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>>14459805just shoot them so we get to fun parts
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>>14460830we have to roll for the combat or however it's an adventure/rpg/quest thread
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>>14460830it'd go by way quicker if we had more participants but i guess either my thread is coal or nobaldi likes adventure/quest threads anymore
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>>14461120then heckin' roll chud
№14461715[Quote]
Norman takes two more shots, presumably finishing off the zombies. Their bodies are turned into pink mist.
+225 XPHe adjusts the scope further inwards. 7 zombies at once would've been tough up close. The former security zombies are probably the toughest.
You roll This time, each reply tags 2 of them, for 3 total rolls. The first shot is rolled by this post. Details of rolls are from
>>14459220. 3 shots until notice check.
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bump
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>>14461715Zombies 6 and 7
№14462911[Quote]
>>14461175idk whats going on dod
№14462924[Quote]
>>14462844collateral, four zombies hit (4,5,6,7)
>>14462911the players are rolling the damage and accuracy of the sniper shots
№14462946[Quote]
>>14462924yeah but I have no idea why there are zombies and there are so many reppies and shit to go through
№14462978[Quote]
>>14462924Shoot at zombies 2 and 4
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>>144629784 is already dead after the collateral, 3 will be picked instead
№14463041[Quote]
okay next post is coming up
№14463100[Quote]
>>14463031never mind 4 survived the collateral idk where i got 360 from
№14463407[Quote]
>>14463100Have any zombies been finished yet? Shoot again at the highest number zombies left award
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>>14463407roll considered for
>>14463506, four zombies left in total
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bump
№14463875[Quote]
>>14463506shoot zombies 1 and 2
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ID changed due to reset coal
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vote
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>>14464343tiebreaker
if evens, strength
if odds, luck
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>>14465035Investigate the building carefully
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>>14466648Bumping so thread doesn't ack or something award
№14471827[Quote]
>>14471741Surely cheeseburger hours will make this an alive nigger burger, or however the patty is fried. chin up artDEITY sude
№14473178[Quote]
taking a longer break from running the thread (at least a day)
№14480616[Quote]
Multidimensional brap
№14484495[Quote]
When are we investigating?
№14489850[Quote]
>>14484495When OP gets back from xer break o algo
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Just came back, what have I missed so far?
№14496877[Quote]
BVMP
№14499401[Quote]
Marge what did I miss?
№14506996[Quote]
Gem thread when active doe
№14511995[Quote]
bumpberg o algo
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re-opening but post response will be less frequent though
№14514436[Quote]
>>14466648Norman decides the battle isn't over yet. He ACKs one of the zombies on the way to the funeral home. Inside, he finds what could potentially be the lab of the man that orchestrated the evil plot.
There's a zombified soldier and a chemlab set, between it is an empty coffin. How does Norman investigate this?
№14514493[Quote]
>>14514436Oh my soyence!! First check the room for traps or security cameras
№14514534[Quote]
>>14514493You check the room for traps.
Rolling (low perception)
6,8,0 = you find an important item
1,3 = you find a camera…
Rolling (luck)
Digits or 5 = you find a free pump shotgun
№14514588[Quote]
>>14514552Look at the lab set-up, check what's being made there
№14514643[Quote]
>>14514588Norman investigates the chemlab set. He is familiar with these substances.
Rolling (medium int)
Evens = Norman figures out the purpose of the chemlab
№14514708[Quote]
>>14514659da joos gave the post ab odd number or some shiet
№14514717[Quote]
>>14514701you steal some food from a nigger
№14514737[Quote]
>>14514701Try searching for a book or something like that to find out further
№14514773[Quote]
>>14514717Norman pressures the nigger to give him some food.
Daquarius says
>We still have that goyslop from earlier but idk if it's good or anythang.>>14514737Norman opens the drawer.
Rolling (luck)
If evens or 5, he finds a gemmy notebook that gives him the rest of the info
№14514834[Quote]
Drink the orange fluid
№14514836[Quote]
>>14514821Scrape some poop off your body and add it to a random beaker, then throw that beaker at the zombie
№14514838[Quote]
>>14514821Have we checked that square thing below the window yet? Is that a computer o algo? Check whatever that is
№14514846[Quote]
>>14514838Do this first actually
№14514888[Quote]
>>14514834>>14514836>>14514838>>14514846Norman takes the orange flask and searches the coffin.
Rolling (perception and luck)
1,5,8 = he finds something hidden
Evens = he finds another type of item
Digits = he finds "Pickaxes"
№14514919[Quote]
>>14514888Wait am I rolling or are (You) rolling?
№14514950[Quote]
>>14514932Oh okay geg, wasn't sure how it worked for a second there
№14515095[Quote]
>>14515083you use your pocket fent on the evil man
№14515119[Quote]
>>14515095Norman throws pocket fent at the evil man.
Evens = doesn't reach him
If odds, the number will be how many turns it takes to knock him out because he's high
№14515165[Quote]
>>14515131Shoot the beakers and hope they spray xim with toxic chemicals
№14515218[Quote]
>>14515165TJD and Muttphono fire at the chems, hoping they harm the evil man
Rolling
[post number] * 3 * 2 shots = damage if it hits
Evens or 9 = they spray, roll effects
Odds below 4 = one of them hits the evil man, but they don't spray
other odds = two of them hit
Digits = chems react instantly
№14515285[Quote]
>>14515275Does fent affect zombies differently?
№14515312[Quote]
>>14515285doesn't affect them
№14515423[Quote]
>>14515318Curb stomp that bitch
№14515480[Quote]
>>14515423Ernest places the zombie's on the platform, then performs a curb stomp.
Rolling (execution attempt + strength)
[post number]*24=damage
8,9=crit
digits = instakill on zombie
3,5,7=minicrit
odds=+stun and disfigured head
0,1 = zombie escapes or something
№14515608[Quote]
>>14515538kick dat zombie bitch in de head mane
№14515642[Quote]
>>14515608Ernest attempts to stomp on the zombie's head.
Rolling (weaker execution attempt + strength)
[post number]*12=damage
8,9=crit
digits = instakill on zombie
3,5,7=minicrit
odds=+stun and disfigured head
0 = it hecking misses
№14515652[Quote]
>>14515642Amerimutt can run over the zombie's legs too
№14515725[Quote]
>>14515664you twist the zombies head and eat its brain
№14515727[Quote]
>>14515652The zombie smacks Ernest with his gunarm, dealing 20 damage.
Muttphono attempts to run over the zombie.
Rolling
[Post number] * 5 = damage
Evens = rolled over, dealing second wave of damage and stunning
Odds = bumps into zombie
№14515784[Quote]
>>14515725The Mutt bumps into the zombie for a relatively meager 35 damage. Ernest tries to twist its head off and eat its brains.
Rolling
Evens = keep wrestling
Odds = get pushed over
Above 5 = break its neck for another damage roll
Digits = success, how could you tell?
№14515797[Quote]
EAT THEM ZOMBIE BRAINZ cuz they make you smarter o aglo
№14515821[Quote]
>>14515816>>14515816call brapgod to come and sneak up on the zombie
№14515831[Quote]
Hello I came from the Xitter thanks to the ShartyfartyShitterXitter account.
№14515835[Quote]
>>14515821prompt doesn't fit story
№14515956[Quote]
>>14515835Ernest farts on the zombie
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>>14516018Norman should tryand kick the pickaxe across the floor so the rest of the party can lobotomize the zombie
№14516693[Quote]
>>14516591>Catch!Norman tosses "Pickaxes" to Ernest.
Rolling
Odds below 5 = friendly fire
other odds = prematurely attacks zombie
№14516750[Quote]
>>14516713give them a vaccine to cure the zombie man. ernest will hold him off when hes normal
№14516880[Quote]
>>14516831rush to the zombie to vax it while tyrone uses his expertise in the knockout game to knock the soyentist out cold after he turns back
№14516926[Quote]
>>14516880Norman rushes to the zombie to vaxx xim, doing a tactical frontflip.
rolling (agility o algo)
Evens or digits = successful vaccination
Odds = stumble like a retard, fail, zombie attacks
№14517081[Quote]
Put the gun and pickaxe in your inventory, and search the remains of the lab equipment
>>14517042 №14517174[Quote]
>>14517130Check if anything needs to be done first, if nothing is left, then mission accomplished and head back to HQ o algo
№14517303[Quote]
>>14517299>2 votes nah imma do my own thing
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>>14517303same as voting for nothing btw
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3 minutes left to vote
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tough crowd
№14517555[Quote]
thread closing down for the night
№14520297[Quote]
>>14517555Gemmy thread , hoping if you could continue Santa adventure soon so I can see more of ice mage chuddies
№14522715[Quote]
>>14517545For when this gemmy thread reopens, go to the break room, the 'arty needs reinvigoratin
№14523193[Quote]
We can rest and eat Oreos
>>14522715 №14524858[Quote]
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>>14517545Norman uses both his luck and intelligence to make chainsaw sword and shoulder cannon from the hecking pop culture references
№14524940[Quote]
>>14524858If he succeed, he will the chainsaw sword to TJD since he requested for melee weapon earlier and shoulder cannon to muttphono
№14524957[Quote]
>>14524930It was raped by mainstream "fan" trying to insert female custodes so yeah
№14525094[Quote]
>>14524957and most probably will get even shittier in writing
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if restructuring won't happen games workshop 40k will turn into the typical vantablack coal faggy goyslop every piece of mainstream SF has become
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>>14524930Its probably a 3rd party stl file so they need to avoid copyright otherwise gamesworkshop rapes them.
And primaris stunted this setting hard even tho i also heard about it first at 9th ed, but just saw the old DOW trailers an saw ho much cooler the firstbotn was
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>>14539471Eat Oreos or something
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also the oreos costs $5 even doe sncfa
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>>14539471Feeling disappointed TJD decided to convince the janny to hand over the mop so he could use it as improvised melee
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>>14539801put random metal raisin into the microwave so it blows up and kills the guard so you get a free rifle
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>>14539982>>14539992Norman feels pity for Ernest. He decides to design an exosuit for him while he recovers. If that fails he can probably ask the US Navy for some sort of prototype. He wants to create an Iron Man suit or some shiet but accepts any compromises.
Rolling (design, complicated process, mid INT)
If evens= successful blueprint creation
If digits, he designs a legendary set of armor (overpowered but surprisingly simple)
If above 5 and successful, it is high quality (+2 END, 15 DT, 20 DR, +2 STR, +2 AGL) and it can be made in a cave like the first iron man suit
If below 6 and successful, it is overcomplicated (high requirement), -5 AGL and lacks the END stat
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>and oreos
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>>14540349Act scared and run to pull the fire alarm like it was an accident
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prevented from posting once again due to some hidden bullshit probably
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>>14540496give the gun to daquarius since hes black so they cant search him and it would look weird if you had the rifle on you
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>>14540549 The microwave spontaneously created Antimatter or something though I don't understand the soyence
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>>14540880>What happened here?<The microwave created antimatter or something.Rolling (low chr easily debunkable)
4,6,digits = he believes the story
odds = he gets more suspicious of you!
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>>14541321have Daquarius talk to him, he has higher charisma since hes like a cool black guy or something
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>>14541321Norman attempt to debate him about how it was possible for microwave to create antimatter even if such thing isn't stated in the manual or something
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>>14541692>>14542640if evens, first prompt
if odds, second prompt
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>>14541692>>14542668Norman gets Tyrone to talk to him.
>Look mane something wrong with dat microwave mane knowwhatimsaying? like it paranormal an shiet y'all should look into it or some shiet mane. knowwhatimsaying?Rolling (nigger charisma)
Evens = the doctor is convinced that the microwave is paranormal
1,3 = Daquarius gets arrested for a while and questioned independently
other odds = doctor doesn't understand comment at all
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>>14542753Norman immediately get to work finding material necessary to work on his blueprint , he went to security hoping to access their armoury.
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>>14520297sorry for ignoring your heckin' post im deliberating on if i should really continue that this year since it's been a year and most soyteens today are going to have marge moment
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can i join?
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>>14550632I was around during the Santa cob adventures and remember quite a lot like the last bread ending because of the reply limit being reached for example
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>>14550632I found out that they’re /chived/
https://soyjak.st/chive/thread/108754.htmlYou should include this link if you decide to make a part 3 so the nuGODs can read up on it
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>>14550857Redundant question , just read the previous bread and this one to catch up
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HOHOHO! fuggen jerdee
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Are we gonna wait until the raisinass wordfilter is gone to continue the bread?
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>>14542753We should go visit our ernesto to see how he is doing
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oyyyy bump this thread naoooo
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why is it dead, I want it to be ALIVE
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>>14570435go to hospital o algorinos
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Bump bumpy
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I wanna know what happens next
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>>14603573That's the point nigga
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sorry dudes I've been doing other stuff
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>>14614966Ok, don't let this get in the way of your personal life
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>>14436396The thing is, Dr Pepper is a trademark, not a copyright. Trademark law is meant to protect someone's ability to distinguish their product from other products on the market, so the standard is "Can your trademark conceivably lead people to believe your product was actually made by the trademark owner who is claiming infringment". This is why someone could today start a gas station brand called McDonald's, they'd be in risky territory if they were called McDonald's and used a red and yellow color scheme, and they'd be absolutely in violation if they started selling a hamburger, fries and a little plastic toy as a "Jubilant Meal". It's a matter of degree, and there's no hard and fast line, but I think in your particular example you'd run afoul of trademark law because it's a similar name and a similar product to an established trademark. Where the line actually is, given the existence of Dr Thunder and other brands like it, is debatable, but I think it's pretty clear that you're over the line
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bvmp
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Bumping BRAAAAAAAAP
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>>14761412nigger stop bumping it it doesnt need to be bumped it will stay on the catalog forever without bumping because its looped
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hello.
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>>14852515Hi Marge how are you? fuggen jerdee
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>>14614966its been a month
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>>14858757probably moved on with his life, it's been a gemerald while it lasted, hopefully he returns with another adventure thread next year
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>>14859150Next year? Does it take that long?
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>>14859150probably not next year