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On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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>>14539471Feeling disappointed TJD decided to convince the janny to hand over the mop so he could use it as improvised melee
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>>14539801put random metal raisin into the microwave so it blows up and kills the guard so you get a free rifle
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>>14539982>>14539992Norman feels pity for Ernest. He decides to design an exosuit for him while he recovers. If that fails he can probably ask the US Navy for some sort of prototype. He wants to create an Iron Man suit or some shiet but accepts any compromises.
Rolling (design, complicated process, mid INT)
If evens= successful blueprint creation
If digits, he designs a legendary set of armor (overpowered but surprisingly simple)
If above 5 and successful, it is high quality (+2 END, 15 DT, 20 DR, +2 STR, +2 AGL) and it can be made in a cave like the first iron man suit
If below 6 and successful, it is overcomplicated (high requirement), -5 AGL and lacks the END stat
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>and oreos
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>>14540349Act scared and run to pull the fire alarm like it was an accident
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prevented from posting once again due to some hidden bullshit probably
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>>14540496give the gun to daquarius since hes black so they cant search him and it would look weird if you had the rifle on you
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>>14540549 The microwave spontaneously created Antimatter or something though I don't understand the soyence
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>>14540880>What happened here?<The microwave created antimatter or something.Rolling (low chr easily debunkable)
4,6,digits = he believes the story
odds = he gets more suspicious of you!
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>>14541321have Daquarius talk to him, he has higher charisma since hes like a cool black guy or something
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>>14541321Norman attempt to debate him about how it was possible for microwave to create antimatter even if such thing isn't stated in the manual or something
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>>14541692>>14542640if evens, first prompt
if odds, second prompt
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>>14541692>>14542668Norman gets Tyrone to talk to him.
>Look mane something wrong with dat microwave mane knowwhatimsaying? like it paranormal an shiet y'all should look into it or some shiet mane. knowwhatimsaying?Rolling (nigger charisma)
Evens = the doctor is convinced that the microwave is paranormal
1,3 = Daquarius gets arrested for a while and questioned independently
other odds = doctor doesn't understand comment at all
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>>14542753Norman immediately get to work finding material necessary to work on his blueprint , he went to security hoping to access their armoury.
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Upbump
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>>14520297sorry for ignoring your heckin' post im deliberating on if i should really continue that this year since it's been a year and most soyteens today are going to have marge moment
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can i join?
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>>14550632I was around during the Santa cob adventures and remember quite a lot like the last bread ending because of the reply limit being reached for example
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>>14550632I found out that they’re /chived/
https://soyjak.st/chive/thread/108754.htmlYou should include this link if you decide to make a part 3 so the nuGODs can read up on it
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>>14550857Redundant question , just read the previous bread and this one to catch up
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HOHOHO! fuggen jerdee
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Are we gonna wait until the raisinass wordfilter is gone to continue the bread?
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>>14542753We should go visit our ernesto to see how he is doing
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oyyyy bump this thread naoooo
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why is it dead, I want it to be ALIVE
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>>14570435go to hospital o algorinos
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BUMP
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BUMP
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Bump bumpy
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I wanna know what happens next
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>>14603573That's the point nigga
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sorry dudes I've been doing other stuff
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>>14614966Ok, don't let this get in the way of your personal life
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>>14436396The thing is, Dr Pepper is a trademark, not a copyright. Trademark law is meant to protect someone's ability to distinguish their product from other products on the market, so the standard is "Can your trademark conceivably lead people to believe your product was actually made by the trademark owner who is claiming infringment". This is why someone could today start a gas station brand called McDonald's, they'd be in risky territory if they were called McDonald's and used a red and yellow color scheme, and they'd be absolutely in violation if they started selling a hamburger, fries and a little plastic toy as a "Jubilant Meal". It's a matter of degree, and there's no hard and fast line, but I think in your particular example you'd run afoul of trademark law because it's a similar name and a similar product to an established trademark. Where the line actually is, given the existence of Dr Thunder and other brands like it, is debatable, but I think it's pretty clear that you're over the line
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bvmp
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BRAAAAP