Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2 Cryboy z3qfl8Dp 12/14/25 (Sun) 14:48:56 № 14416203 [View All] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [Quote]
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination. BEGIN
462 posts and 232 image replies omitted. Click reply to view. Gigafly !LezhyZp 12/23/25 (Tue) 23:32:58 № 14539555 [Quote]
>>14539471 Eat Oreos or something
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:00:11 № 14539823 [Quote]
also the oreos costs $5 even doe sncfa
Goopjak WbjVGbyl 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:23:14 № 14539992 [Quote]
>>14539471 Feeling disappointed TJD decided to convince the janny to hand over the mop so he could use it as improvised melee
Lawrence xJLFk1N6 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:32:10 № 14540041 [Quote]
>>14539801 put random metal raisin into the microwave so it blows up and kills the guard so you get a free rifle
Marge d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:35:42 № 14540072 [Quote]
>>14539982 >>14539992 Norman feels pity for Ernest. He decides to design an exosuit for him while he recovers. If that fails he can probably ask the US Navy for some sort of prototype. He wants to create an Iron Man suit or some shiet but accepts any compromises.
Rolling (design, complicated process, mid INT)
If evens= successful blueprint creation
If digits, he designs a legendary set of armor (overpowered but surprisingly simple)
If above 5 and successful, it is high quality (+2 END, 15 DT, 20 DR, +2 STR, +2 AGL) and it can be made in a cave like the first iron man suit
If below 6 and successful, it is overcomplicated (high requirement), -5 AGL and lacks the END stat
Colorjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 00:42:49 № 14540137 [Quote]
>and oreos
Chud !LezhyZp 12/24/25 (Wed) 01:10:13 № 14540366 [Quote]
>>14540349 Act scared and run to pull the fire alarm like it was an accident
Kliksjak d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 01:22:07 № 14540481 [Quote]
prevented from posting once again due to some hidden bullshit probably
Chud xJLFk1N6 12/24/25 (Wed) 01:25:01 № 14540512 [Quote]
>>14540496 give the gun to daquarius since hes black so they cant search him and it would look weird if you had the rifle on you
Chud !LezhyZp 12/24/25 (Wed) 02:05:56 № 14540880 [Quote]
>>14540549 The microwave spontaneously created Antimatter or something though I don't understand the soyence
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 02:39:39 № 14541290 [Quote]
>>14540880 >What happened here? <The microwave created antimatter or something. Rolling (low chr easily debunkable)
4,6,digits = he believes the story
odds = he gets more suspicious of you!
Chuck JXsSYsOe 12/24/25 (Wed) 03:15:29 № 14541692 [Quote]
>>14541321 have Daquarius talk to him, he has higher charisma since hes like a cool black guy or something
Amerimutt wFszi2XJ 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:28:22 № 14542640 [Quote]
>>14541321 Norman attempt to debate him about how it was possible for microwave to create antimatter even if such thing isn't stated in the manual or something
Chud d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:31:37 № 14542668 [Quote]
>>14541692 >>14542640 if evens, first prompt
if odds, second prompt
Impjak d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:40:30 № 14542722 [Quote]
>>14541692 >>14542668 Norman gets Tyrone to talk to him.
>Look mane something wrong with dat microwave mane knowwhatimsaying? like it paranormal an shiet y'all should look into it or some shiet mane. knowwhatimsaying? Rolling (nigger charisma)
Evens = the doctor is convinced that the microwave is paranormal
1,3 = Daquarius gets arrested for a while and questioned independently
other odds = doctor doesn't understand comment at all
Etan VvhoQbbk 12/24/25 (Wed) 06:27:05 № 14542986 [Quote]
>>14542753 Norman immediately get to work finding material necessary to work on his blueprint , he went to security hoping to access their armoury.
Chud nCB2wBCU 12/24/25 (Wed) 08:30:47 № 14543801 [Quote]
Upbump
Impjak d4DDiRKH 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:39:00 № 14550632 [Quote]
>>14520297 sorry for ignoring your heckin' post im deliberating on if i should really continue that this year since it's been a year and most soyteens today are going to have marge moment
Soyak gHpfjHq9 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:54:28 № 14550857 [Quote]
can i join?
Dylanjak YHRWyDzj 12/24/25 (Wed) 22:01:05 № 14550954 [Quote]
>>14550632 I was around during the Santa cob adventures and remember quite a lot like the last bread ending because of the reply limit being reached for example
Brojak YHRWyDzj 12/24/25 (Wed) 22:05:57 № 14551024 [Quote]
>>14550632 I found out that they’re /chived/
https://soyjak.st/chive/thread/108754.html You should include this link if you decide to make a part 3 so the nuGODs can read up on it
Chud F0MLqNRk 12/24/25 (Wed) 22:49:44 № 14551522 [Quote]
>>14550857 Redundant question , just read the previous bread and this one to catch up
Hunky Twink Sex Machine k5Ad7wkx 12/25/25 (Thu) 01:57:50 № 14552984 [Quote]
HOHOHO! fuggen jerdee
Chud !LezhyZp 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:47:13 № 14553867 [Quote]
Are we gonna wait until the raisinass wordfilter is gone to continue the bread?
>>14551466 Chud OZKrBueR 12/26/25 (Fri) 18:00:56 № 14570453 [Quote]
>>14542753 We should go visit our ernesto to see how he is doing
Chud QJ3Ody7B 12/28/25 (Sun) 11:09:54 № 14592170 [Quote]
oyyyy bump this thread naoooo
Chud QJ3Ody7B 12/28/25 (Sun) 11:10:06 № 14592173 [Quote]
why is it dead, I want it to be ALIVE
Chud QJ3Ody7B 12/28/25 (Sun) 11:10:37 № 14592178 [Quote]
>>14570435 go to hospital o algorinos
Chud po!HTHsx 12/28/25 (Sun) 12:51:20 № 14593167 [Quote]
BUMP
Shotjak QJ3Ody7B 12/28/25 (Sun) 12:53:36 № 14593178 [Quote]
BUMP
Chud !LezhyZp 12/28/25 (Sun) 21:05:31 № 14598127 [Quote]
Bump bumpy
Chud 76kMJXW! 12/29/25 (Mon) 05:42:40 № 14603573 [Quote]
I wanna know what happens next
Femjak !LezhyZp 12/29/25 (Mon) 20:12:21 № 14610012 [Quote]
>>14603573 That's the point nigga
Slitherjak o3pKyylk 12/30/25 (Tue) 01:54:40 № 14614966 [Quote]
sorry dudes I've been doing other stuff