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On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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>>14424644use the fact that you still like one of them to your advantage by interrogating the one you had spared, and inform him of your language problem situation
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>>14424669still talk like one of them*
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>>14424644Dual wield you hi-powers (and break your hands in the process)
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>>14424669>>14424671You begin to interrogate the only conscious Chiral person about your condition.
>Okay, so we've established that you speak in reverse, and that trying to speak your reverse language gives me this disease… but how do I cure it?Rolling
If evens, he reveals the intended solution, due to the epic soyence the chiral people do or something
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>>14424703they're 9mm and norman is already quadwielding like a giga
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probably done for the night but bumping for euro hours
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>>14425437crying on irc to loop it again
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up
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>>14428526pretend to be like walter white in the ending scene of breaking bad and put your hand on the officers shoulder before collapsing on the floor
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>>14428881Norman can't understand whatever the officer cosplayer just said. He just nods and places his hand on the officer agent's shoulder.
Norman collapses and goes unconscious…
Soon, he wakes up in the hospital. At least 8 hours have passed, considering that it's nighttime. The television plays adult swim kino.
Dr. Obsession Brimstein watches over him, using the Niggerbabble Translator 3000.
^Greetings, Norman. I think you're awake. We have resolved everything. Hopefully, the Chiral language has run out of your system. Regardless, this translator compensates for that.Rolling
Evens = the effects have worn off
Odds = effects haven't worn off but the translator still helps
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>>14429669Call for jager so you could ribbit in a rally
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>>14429677Norman searches for Jager's contact.
Rolling
Evens = he can call jager, introducing him to the story
odds = google is a coal search engine, making the effort unsuccessful
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bump
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are you there award
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dnb
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>>14430060Ask what happened to the chiral people and if there will be a money reward if we bring them to the soysylum
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>>14430060ask him if he has any shekels
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>>14432250Norman tilts up, in a position between sitting and lying down.
>What happened to the Chiral People?^They have been secured by Soysylum personnel and are currently being studied. You have discovered a new patient. Only one of the Chiral People were killed during the incident. Good job.>How much do I get paid for this mission?^That was a mission? I understand now, what you did was very similar to a mission. The typical mission pay is $1000, due to the very hazardous nature of missions. You get $1250 as an agent.You now have 1355 dollars.
Level upYou gain 500 XP for capturing the Chiral People, and 100 XP for helping take out two of them non-lethally.
You reach level 14. Pick a stat to increase by 1.
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>>14432699considering perception is pretty behind, either that or strength
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>>14432699we dont need int and for strength we have ernest since xhes the tank. we are already going to use guns. we should increase our agility for better dodging and better gun use.
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>>14432807perception is for not missing and critical chance, if I am not mistaken
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but I can't remember if we ever had that problem
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>>14432832its for seeing things like in dnd but i never played fallout so i am not sure. OP said before agility is good for guns.
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>>14432845alright I change my vote to agility
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>>14432832it does that in fallout 4. i guess that makes sense. in the adventure i primarily intended it to affect explosives and energy weapons, and allow norman to gain a sixth sense when it's high enough.
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>>14432884i didnt get to vote in time so agility.
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>>14432884never played fagout 4, fallout 1 on the other hand is pretty gemmy
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>>14432881>>14432888ok two votes for agility -1 for perception. agility it is
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>>14432975while i was out, did drumpf die?
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>>14432904the stats are based on pre-fallout 4 special anyway
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>>14432975let's get back to our party
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>>14433081You exit the room to see your party, who were giving you space.
<Welcome back Norman. I heard you recovered?Brimstein enters the hall.
<senors i think it time for tour. follow me into elevator, yes?<Can we see the reverse people?<no yet. we wait for studies of scientists to be done to them. then we see them in containment cells.Brimstein continues:
<we are on segundo piso. we go to primero piso.Does Norman interject, or do we start a tour?
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>>14433494<here es el elevator. por some reason no one want to go with me. on segundo piso (second floor) we have the everyday evil retards.<here es el floor layout. 8 floors, y uno basement floor. authenticacion por most of them. very few has access to all of them, which one of es mi.<de primero pisa, we have more everyday stuff. teenagers who try to hurt themself. sociopaths who stirred up too much trouble with la familia. ellos no criminals. ellos are also retarded.<here es el mission room. tu respond to calls from here. when you're ready, you go here. remember they are danger zone but finding threat is necessity for soysylum operacion.<now i go find map. and give them. because you have knowledge of basic.Ernest asks
>Norman, did you catch anything he said…? Cuz I didn't.Daquarius says
^Ay bruh don't be racist.Ernest says
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>>14434090use your high int to translate to ernest so he can learn glorious indigenous bipoc culture that was here in america before the evil white people like him and you came
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>>14434335Norman translates it, but not without additional lecture
>Erm okay sweaty. So, basically, you need to check your privilege. Second, he is speaking Spanglish, because white society has marginalized the latinx. I'll translate it because you need to be educated, chud!
>He said that there are 8 floors and a basement, which are locked off based on the user's level of access. On the second floor, are the criminally insane. On the first floor, are the people that need therapy, but don't need to be institutionalized. I don't know about any other floors yet.>We are currently in the mission room, where we go on missions to protect the Soysylum from external threats.
>Now, while he goes find the map, ponder about the indigenous and how they were here first before the whites stole their land and conquered them, turning their lands into capitalism.Brimstein returns with the maps.
<okay senors. i got map. to our east is also cemetery, is filled with many asoylum personnel and coal class.The maps will help the party navigate the Soysylum.
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>>14434771 where are the gender neutral bathrooms for the LGBT folx
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>>14434863they are in every other section of the soysylum
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>>14434963Find a sproke vending machine and buy a can
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>>14435624check what else the machine offers